1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,839 [ WATER DROPPING ] 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,424 [ CHAINS CLANGING ] OHH! 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,217 WHAT'S...? WHAT'S GOING ON? 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,136 NO! NO! 5 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,595 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,222 COME ON! LET ME OUT OF HERE! 7 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:17,058 I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME?! 8 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,102 COME ON! WHERE ARE YOU?! 9 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,687 HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 10 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,480 YOU WANT MONEY? I HAVE MONEY. 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,690 TELL ME! 12 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,233 YOU -- YOU ALIVE? 13 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,401 HEY. HEY! YOU ALIVE?! 14 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,403 [ GROANS ] SHUT UP. GEEZ. 15 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:29,946 WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT? 16 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:33,491 DUDE! I'M CHAINED TO A URINAL WITH A STACK OF BODIES! 17 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,077 HEY, DID YOU TAKE MY PANTS? 18 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,328 ME?! ARE YOU INSANE?! 19 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,247 I'M CHAINED HERE, YOU IDIOT! 20 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,999 OH, WH-- HEY, SO AM I. WHAT THE -- 21 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,917 PANTS! I WANT SOME PANTS! 22 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,085 LET US OUT OF HERE! 23 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,085 HELP! 24 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,628 HELP! I'M CHAINED TO A TOILET 25 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,297 WITH A LUNATIC IN HIS UNDERPANTS! 26 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,297 HELP! NO! 27 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,215 NO! I'M NOT THE LUNATIC! 28 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,215 HELP WITH PANTS! 29 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,384 ♪♪ 30 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,641 HEY, WHO WAS ON THE PHONE? MY WIFE. 31 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,102 I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS. 32 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,270 ALL RIGHT, BAD NEWS. 33 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,521 MY MARRIAGE IS FALLING APART, 34 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,273 AND I'VE BEEN MASTURBATING TO HENTAI 35 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,525 BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND UNABLE TO CONNECT WITH REAL PEOPLE. 36 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,525 OHH, GOD. 37 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,943 GROSS. WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 38 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,445 AH, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT 39 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,280 MY WIFE AND THE ENTIRE GUILD COUNCIL 40 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,865 ARE IN SEQUESTER. 41 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:17,494 SO, KANO, MY FAITHFUL BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR, 42 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,287 WHO IS OUR NEXT VICTIM? 43 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,955 OHH. IT'S TOO MUCH. 44 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,749 THE WANDERING SPIDER? 45 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,793 UH, THOSE DARTS HAD NEUROTOXIN IN THEM. 46 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,294 I HAD A WEEK OF PRIAPISM, 47 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,254 AND I STILL CAN'T FEEL MY TOES. 48 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,424 DUDE, WE HAVE TWO MORE TO GO. TWO! 49 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,385 AND THEN WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE ARCHING VENTURE. 50 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,554 RED DEATH. RED FUCKING DEATH. 51 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,764 HE'S NEXT. 52 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,974 ARCHES ONCE A YEAR, LEAVES A BODY COUNT... 53 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,226 [ SCOFFS ] 54 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,226 ...NO WAY. 55 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,145 RED DEATH. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO SCARED? 56 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,647 PUSHOVER -- HE'S LIKE 80. 57 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,524 UM, PROFESSOR STERLING SMART -- 58 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,776 VAPORIZED ALONG WITH A PERSONAL ARMY 59 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,152 OF LIKE 50 SUPER SOLDIERS. 60 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,821 VAPORIZED. LOOK IT UP. I WILL LOOK IT UP. 61 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,989 POOF. GONE. LOOK IT UP. 62 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,989 I'LL -- YEAH, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 63 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,158 LOOK IT UP. 64 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,158 OKAY! FINE! 65 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,954 I'LL DEAL WITH RED DEATH ALONE. 66 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,706 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 67 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪♪ 68 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,126 Dr. Girlfriend: "DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE? 69 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,546 MY DOGS ARE BARKING IN THESE NEW SHOES." 70 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,715 "LIGHTER? I USE MATCHES. I'M SORRY." 71 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,551 "THEY'RE NEW AND MADE OF LEATHER." 72 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,135 WAIT, WH-- WHICH ONE ARE YOU DOING? 73 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,387 I'M DOING THE SMOKING ONE. 74 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,305 I SENT YOU A NEW CODE IN THE E-MAIL. 75 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,975 LOOK, WHATEVER. DO YOU ACCEPT OUR OFFER? 76 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,977 CAN WE RELY ON YOU? THE OFFER'S FAIR. 77 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:27,021 OFF THE RECORD, THE O.S.I. WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR STING. 78 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,690 THE REST IS UP TO YOUR DECOY. 79 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,817 YOU GUARANTEE THE VENTURE'S SAFETY? 80 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,151 100% GUARANTEED. 81 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,529 WE'VE ASCERTAINED THAT THE BLUE MORPHO'S NEXT TARGET 82 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,572 IS RED DEATH. 83 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,407 HE'S THE MOST PROFESSIONAL VILLAIN 84 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,533 STILL IN THE GAME. 85 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,785 RED DEATH. THE MAN IS A LEGEND. 86 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,537 GOOD TO HEAR THAT OLD SON OF A BUCK 87 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,997 IS STILL PLAYING HARDBALL. 88 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,623 Phantom Limb: "DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE? 89 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,877 MY DOGS ARE BARKING IN THESE NEW SHOES." 90 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,254 AH, GIVE ME A BREAK, LIMB. JUST SIT DOWN. 91 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,464 AND, UH, NICE HAT. 92 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,217 YEAH, SAME THING. I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. 93 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,385 I JUST WOKE UP HERE. 94 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,596 WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME REASON. 95 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,556 [ GRUNTS ] DUDE, CAN YOU REACH THAT PIPE? 96 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,057 THIS IS STARTING TO WIGGLE. 97 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,809 YEAH, HERE. WHAT THE HELL? 98 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,270 WHY IS YOUR CHAIN WAY LONGER THAN MINE? 99 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,646 WHO CARES WHOSE IS LONGER? 100 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,398 WHAT IS THIS? 8th GRADE GYM CLASS? 101 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:11,774 NO, IT'S JUST WEIRD. 102 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,067 OKAY, W-WHATEVER. 103 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,611 HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND. 104 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,782 AAH! OHH! SORRY! SORRY! 105 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,825 RIGHT ON THE KNUCKLE! THIS IS BAD ENOUGH. 106 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,410 NICELY DONE! AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE. 107 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,578 I'M SO SORRY. AH, IT KILLS! 108 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,622 HERE. PULL MY FINGER. [ GRUNTS ] 109 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,624 SERIOUSLY? A FART JOKE? 110 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,125 NO, YOU MORON. IT'S DISLOCATED. 111 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,836 JUST PULL IT. 112 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,836 OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. UM, I'M SORRY. 113 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,670 UM. UH... 114 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,339 [ CRACKS ] [ SCREAMS ] 115 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,424 AHH. [ FARTS ] 116 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,093 DID -- DID YOU JUST DO THAT? 117 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,970 [ CHILDREN PLAYING ] 118 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,430 [ GUN COCKS ] 119 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,225 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS, LAUGHTER ] 120 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,024 WHICH ONE IS YOURS? LILA. 121 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,860 THAT LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN IN THE RAIN BOOTS. 122 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,487 SHE WON'T TAKE THOSE OFF, YOU KNOW. 123 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,947 NOT SINCE I READ HER "PADDINGTON BEAR." 124 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,616 NOW IT'S ALL RAIN BOOTS AND MARMALADE SANDWICHES 125 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,786 FOR THAT ONE. SHE'S, UH...ADORABLE. 126 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,829 YEAH, SHE'S GOT A LOT OF HER OLD MAN. 127 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,374 I CAN'T HELP BUT SEE MYSELF IN HER A LITTLE. 128 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:10,625 SHE SURE DOES. 129 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,670 YEAH, SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE DOES HAVE THAT -- 130 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,546 ARE YOU BABYSITTING? HUH, WHAT? 131 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,925 OH, YOU KNOW, I... TAKE CARE OF A LOT OF THINGS -- 132 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,635 MANY THINGS. 133 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,637 YOU DON'T HAVE A CHILD, MR. MONARCH. 134 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,388 SO I FIGURED. 135 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,056 YOU -- YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 136 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,433 WHAT -- YOU'VE HEARD OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH? 137 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,060 OH, OF COURSE. BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK. 138 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,312 THAT MARIONETTE THING YOU MADE FOR RUSTY VENTURE? 139 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,691 WONDERFUL. WOW, I-I'M FLATTERED. 140 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,693 I... RED DEATH KNOWS MY WORK. 141 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,654 I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE -- 142 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,654 THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 143 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,281 BUT WE'RE NOT AT THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW, YOU SEE. 144 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,658 AND THAT'S THE SECRET. 145 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,785 YOU GOT TO SEPARATE YOUR WORK FROM YOUR LIFE. 146 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,120 IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE 147 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:48,913 ONCE YOU START LIVING AS YOUR CHARACTER. 148 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:52,250 THE OBSESSION STARTS, THE DARKNESS -- 149 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,628 A MAN CAN DO TERRIBLE THINGS WHEN HE'S LOST HIS WAY. 150 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,964 TERRIBLE THINGS. 151 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,135 [ DOOR OPENS, CAR HORNS BLARING ] 152 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,137 OH, STOP! HEY! 153 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,431 UH, NO! STOP RIGHT THERE! 154 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,141 OH-HO, THIS IS -- 155 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,435 I AM COMPLETELY NOT PREPARED FOR THIS. 156 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,061 PLEASE, STOP! 157 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,189 WHY DOESN'T THIS LOBBY HAVE A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON? 158 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,691 THIS IS MADNESS! 159 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,276 HOW'S IT HANGING, TOUGH GUY? 160 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,236 GAH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 161 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,446 REEL IT IN, HATRED. 162 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,114 THIS IS A COVERT MILITARY ACTION. 163 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,867 LOCK THIS PLACE UP, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF, 164 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:29,871 AND, UH, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT FLASHLIGHT. 165 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,332 [ DOOR OPENS ] 166 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,084 WHAT THE HELL?! 167 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,211 I SAID WE WERE HAVING SUPPER AT 4:00! 168 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,921 AND IT'S 4:30! 169 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,715 WHAT IS IT, THANKSGIVING OR SOMETHING?! 170 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,050 WHO EATS DINNER AT 4:00?! 171 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,719 SUPPER! NOT DINNER! SUPPER! I SAID SUPPER! 172 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,554 OH, SORRY, HONEY. SUPPER! 173 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,265 I WAS LATE BECAUSE I WAS TALKING TO RED DEATH. 174 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,393 GOD, WHAT THE...? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! 175 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,393 RIGHT? 176 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,229 AND HE IS THE SWEETEST MAN IN THE WORLD 177 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,397 AND TERRIFYING. 178 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,066 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 179 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,233 HE IS SO AWESOME. 180 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,401 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 181 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,903 I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM. NO WAY. 182 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,280 NO, WE CAN'T KILL HIM. I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. 183 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,698 THE MAN IS A TREASURE. 184 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,366 IF WE DO ANYTHING SINISTER, 185 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,410 HE WILL MURDER US IN OUR SLEEP. 186 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,080 BUT YOUR MIGHTY LEADER HAS COME UP WITH A PLAN. 187 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,956 HANG ON, I'VE BEEN IN TRAFFIC ALL DAY. 188 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,917 I GOT TO PISS LIKE SECRETARIAT HERE. 189 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,211 NO, MANOLO HASN'T FINISHED THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM YET. 190 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,171 YOU GOT TO USE THE UPSTAIRS ONE. 191 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,171 AAH! 192 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,881 FINE. 193 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,216 HERE -- TURN AROUND. DON'T LOOK. 194 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,717 WHAT?! NO! 195 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,717 [ UNZIPS, LIQUID TRICKLING ] 196 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,803 DON'T PISS IN THE SINK. I THINK YOU MEAN, 197 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,596 "DON'T PISS IN THE SINK AGAIN." 198 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,640 "AGAIN TODAY," ACTUALLY. 199 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,058 [ ICE CLACKING ] 200 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,726 Dr. Venture: SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT? 201 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,647 ME, A HANDSOME BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY SUPER SCIENTIST, 202 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,690 YOU, SENT HERE TO HELP ME. 203 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,109 MAYBE NOT SENT. 204 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,569 MAYBE YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE. 205 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,906 BECAUSE YOU'RE DRAWN HERE... TO ME. 206 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,534 UM, WE NEED THE CIVILIANS OUT OF HERE. 207 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,160 [ GUNS COCKING ] 208 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,788 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 209 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:55,873 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS DOG AND PONY SHOW 210 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,333 ON THE DAMN ROAD ALREADY. 211 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,709 SNOOPY, GIVE ME CHATTER! 212 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,962 THE BAIT, A.K.A. RED DEATH, 213 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,296 IS IN LONG ISLAND PREPARING. 214 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,882 NO MOVEMENT. 215 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,882 WHAT? YOU'RE TRACKING AGENTS OF THE GUILD? 216 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,008 HOW DARE YOU! 217 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,386 LIKE DOGS SNIFFING A CANNON BARREL, 218 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,472 YOU WILL REGRET YOUR -- 219 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,472 WHOA, WHOA, NOBODY'S TRACKING ANYBODY! 220 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,723 HE JUST CALLED ME, I SWEAR! 221 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:17,061 EITHER THAT LITTLE LIGHT SHOW STOPS OR YOUR HEART DOES. 222 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,147 HAMILTON, PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS! 223 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,732 WE'RE ALL HERE TO TAKE DOWN THE BLUE MORPHO. 224 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,025 HOW ARE THE DECOYS GOING? 225 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,154 WOW, IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR. 226 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,073 YEAH, IF THE MEMBERS OF GRAND FUNK RAILROAD 227 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,158 WERE BEHIND US. 228 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,701 YEAH, UH, THESE DISGUISE KITS 229 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,744 HAVEN'T BEEN USED SINCE THE '70s. 230 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,664 THERE'S A WHOLE BAG OF FALSE SIDEBURNS IN THERE. 231 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,832 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 232 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,500 WE HAD THEM REMOVED AND REPLACED 233 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,335 WITH A CONDUIT TO OUR DISPLAY GOGGLE. 234 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,212 THEY NEVER STOP ITCHING. 235 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,672 I'M GONNA SET YOU UP RIGHT. 236 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,133 NOW, I COULD DUMP YOU INTO A BLUE SPEED SUIT 237 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,384 AND CALL IT A DAY, 238 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,012 OR WE COULD DO THIS RIGHT, DO THIS WITH PANACHE. 239 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,680 DEAN, GO GET YOUR SWEATER VEST. 240 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,391 CLASSIC MODEL HANK AND DEAN! 241 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,350 I'M ON IT! 242 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,685 UH, YOUR RED EYE IS BLINKING. 243 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,478 IT IS? OH, GREAT! 244 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,398 THAT'S AN E-MAIL I CAN'T READ TILL I PUT ON MY GOGGLE. 245 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,567 ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT! ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT! 246 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,570 ROCK. YOU LOSE. ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT! 247 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,570 ONCE, TWICE, THREE, SHOOT! 248 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,863 ROCK. YOU LOSE AGAIN. 249 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,615 HUH? PAPER BEATS ROCK! 250 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,533 NO, IT DOESN'T. ROCK BEATS EVERYTHING. 251 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,118 WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY PAPER? IT'S STUPID. 252 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,329 YOU SHOULD PLAY ROCK. IT'S THE BEST ONE. 253 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,539 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL GUARD THE BOYS TONIGHT. 254 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,708 BUT I AM KEEPING THIS ON. 255 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,668 I LOOK GREAT AS YOU. 256 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,712 COME ON, LET'S GO. I CALLED MY MOM, 257 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,923 AND SHE'S MAKING VEAL PICCATA TONIGHT. 258 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,091 IT'S GOOD. AND I HATE VEAL, USUALLY. 259 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,052 IT'S VEAL PICCATA! IT'S GREAT! 260 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:31,969 CAN'T WAIT. 261 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,554 OKAY, I'M LEAVING NOW. 262 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,972 DON'T STEAL ANYTHING. 263 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,682 IF YOU START FEELING...BLUE, 264 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,310 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SNEAK YOU OUT SOME. 265 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,562 I GOT YOUR BACK. WINK. 266 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,564 YOU GOT TO STOP THAT, BILLY. 267 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,527 DON'T EAT THAT. HE'S TESTING YOU. 268 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,946 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?! I'M STARVING! 269 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,906 THERE'S LITTLE HATS ON THE CHICKEN LEGS AND EVERYTHING. 270 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,574 I'M EATING THIS! 271 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,574 DON'T. 272 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,327 IT SLIDES IN HERE THREE TIMES A DAY. IT'S POISONOUS. 273 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,120 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT COMES THREE TIMES A DAY? 274 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,289 NO, I MEANT I-I BET IT COMES THREE TIMES A DAY. 275 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,375 IT'S JUST THAT THAT'S, LIKE, RECOMMENDED 276 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,586 BECAUSE OF THE FOOD PYRAMID WITH, YOU KNOW, GRAINS. 277 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,586 WAIT! COME ON! ENOUGH! 278 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,213 JUST -- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?! 279 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,923 WEEKS. I CAN'T TELL. 280 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,550 WEEKS?! AND YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANY OF THE FOOD? 281 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,802 WHAT -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING? 282 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,303 UH, THEM...? [ INSECTS BUZZING ] 283 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,765 BUT, LIKE, THEY WERE FRESH AND -- AND MAINLY THE BUTTS. 284 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,100 NOT THE DIRTY PART OF THE BUTTS. 285 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,768 THAT'S, LIKE GROSS. AAH! HELP! 286 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,603 JUST THE -- THE MEAT. SOMEBODY HELP ME! 287 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,981 THE BUTT MEAT. HE'S A BUTT-EATER! 288 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,443 Red Death: KATE, CAN YOU REFRIGERATE MY DINNER IN A ZIPLOC? 289 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,987 I HAVE AN ARCHING TONIGHT. 290 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,905 IT'S A SPECIAL ONE. 291 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,156 SURE, LAMB CHOP. 292 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,200 YOU WANT THE ROLL IN THERE WITH IT? 293 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,328 NO, NO. IT GETS ALL MUSHY IN THE GRAVY. 294 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,373 [ GROWLS ] [ Deep voice ] SHOW TIME. 295 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,793 YOU WANT YOUR BROWNIE IN THERE, TOO, CUDDLES? 296 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,337 [ Normal voice ] BROWNIES? YES! THANK YOU! 297 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,591 Shore Leave: CELEBRITIES MAKING OUT WITH BRIDGE-AND-TUNNEL NOBODIES. 298 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,427 GIANT CHICKEN DANCING WITH RICHIE RICH. 299 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,138 TYPE O-NEGATIVE ONE NIGHT, 50 CENT THE NEXT. 300 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,348 EVERYONE IS WELCOME. EVERYONE GETS ALONG. 301 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,851 THIS IS YOUR COMING-OF-AGE RITUAL, BOYS. 302 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,562 WELCOME TO...THE LIMELIGHT! 303 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,229 [ HORNS HONKING ] 304 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,814 ...MARKET. 305 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,025 SO...WE'RE COMING OF AGE IN A MALL? 306 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,360 WHAT HAPPENED?! THAT IS SACRILEGE! 307 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,988 YEAH! IT USED TO BE A CHURCH. 308 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,988 NO! WHO CARES?! 309 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,157 IT USED TO BE THE BEST CLUB IN THE CITY. 310 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,826 NOW IT'S A DAMN MALL! THAT'S SACRILEGE. 311 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,330 OKAY. PLAN "B." WE'RE GOING TO CBGB'S. 312 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:26,000 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 313 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:26,000 Red Death: VENTURE! THIS IS YOUR DOOM! 314 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,877 I COME FOR YOUR SOUL! 315 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,880 DIE, DOCTOR VENTURE! 316 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,256 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 317 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,300 Shore Leave: AW, BROCK GETS TO KICK HIS ASS TONIGHT? 318 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,344 YOU KNOW, HOW COME EVEN WHEN I AM BROCK, 319 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,470 I STILL WISH I WAS BROCK? 320 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,472 THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH 321 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,681 MY WHOLE LIFE. 322 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,683 #21: AW, THE COLLAR IS SO ITCHY. 323 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,477 IT'S -- IT'S, LIKE, REAL WOOL, 324 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,145 AND I AM ALLERGIC TO WOOL. 325 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,689 I'M ALLERGIC TO YOU COMPLAINING. 326 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,441 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 327 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,194 [ GASPS ] OH, DEAR. OH, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 328 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,863 SADLY. WE ARE AGENTS OF THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT, 329 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,074 SENT AT THE BEHEST OF YOUR HUSBAND, RED DEATH. 330 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,533 UM, HE'S BEEN COMPROMISED, MA'AM. 331 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,328 HE INSISTS THAT YOU TAKE LILA AND GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S. 332 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,121 TELL NO ONE, DO NOT ANSWER YOUR CELLPHONE, 333 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,456 EVEN IF IT'S FROM HIS NUMBER. 334 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,334 THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, MA'AM. 335 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,334 AH, YES. 336 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,087 I-I UNDERSTAND. YES. OH, THANK YOU. 337 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,714 WHOA! SMOKING. 338 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,132 AN OLD MAN WITH A RED FACE 339 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,884 THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE ON IT, 340 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,552 AND HE'S MARRIED TO A MODEL! 341 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,678 HE'S MY HERO. 342 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,139 OH, WE ARE GONNA GET VAPORIZED. 343 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,059 HEY, RUSTY, PULL MY FINGER! 344 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,686 [ GIGGLES ] OKAY, UNCLE ACTION! 345 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,272 I SAID MY FINGER, RUSTY! 346 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,191 YOU PULLED THE PIN OUT OF THIS GRENADE! 347 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,943 I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! OH, NO! 348 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,653 COVER YOUR HEAD, LITTLE GUY! 349 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,738 [ DOG BARKS ] 350 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,949 SCAMP THREE! NO! 351 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,203 [ CLICKS ] [ SOBBING ] 352 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,497 Dr. Venture: THAT STUPID "BOOM" FLAG WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY KIDNEY. 353 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,917 MY DAD REMOVED IT THAT NIGHT WITH A LOCAL ANESTHETIC. 354 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,168 I'M AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME. 355 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,920 I'M 8 YEARS OLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,297 Rose: OH, THAT'S JUST TERRIBLE! 357 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,842 WELL, HOW DID I KNOW YOU'D DIVE ON A GRENADE? 358 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,510 BECAUSE HE HAS VENTURE HERO BLOOD! 359 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,762 'CAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE LOSING ANOTHER SCAMP. 360 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,014 [ YAWNS ] HERE'S SOMETHING. 361 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,517 RODNEY KILLED A BABY ONCE. 362 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,768 WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. 363 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,770 OH, NOW, HORACE! YOU STOP THAT! 364 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,605 RODNEY NEVER KILLED A BABY. 365 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,983 HE DID. HE'S A BABY KILLER. 366 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,526 KILLED A SWEET LITTLE BABY. 367 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,237 [ SCOFFS ] IT WAS A WEREWOLF! A WEREWOLF! 368 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,114 IT LOOKED LIKE A RABID ANIMAL. 369 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,907 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS. 370 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,659 BUT WHAT I SAW WAS A WEE LITTLE BABY, 371 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,871 JUST LAYING THERE WITH A SILVER BULLET IN HIS BRAIN. 372 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,248 WEE LITTLE BABY. [ STAMMERS ] WEREWOLF! 373 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,125 I SAVED YOUR DAMN LIFE! 374 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,793 OH, THANK YOU, RODNEY. 375 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:37,214 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM AN ATTACKING BABY. 376 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,216 WEREWOLF! IT WAS A SMALL -- 377 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,635 I THOUGHT IT WAS A DAMN OCELOT, OKAY? 378 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,970 [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,181 OKAY, BABY KILLER. 380 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,102 IN POSITION. 381 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,937 Man: CHECK. IN POSITION. 382 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,606 -IN POSITION. -In position. 383 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,940 JINX, OWE ME A COKE! 384 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,484 ALL RIGHT. MINE ARE IN POSITION, TOO. 385 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,861 LET'S GIVE THE BLUE MORPHO A PARTY TO CRASH. 386 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,779 WE HAVE VILLAIN SIGN! 387 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,866 OKAY, HUNTER. TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL. 388 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,910 THAT FELT COOL WHEN I SAID THAT. 389 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,581 Red Death: DOCTOR VENTURE! FACE YOUR DOOM! 390 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,544 Ward: OH, MY GOODNESS! RED DEATH! 391 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,465 [ SCREAMS ] I'M FRIGHTENED BECAUSE I'M DR. VENTURE! 392 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,008 HELP ME, BROCK! 393 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,843 BEEP, BEEP-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEEP, BEEP, BEEP! 394 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,137 GO TEAM VENTURE! 395 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,137 GO TEAM VENTURE! 396 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,437 HE'S USING LIVE ROUNDS! 397 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,023 COOL! WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE! 398 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,828 NOW THAT LOOKS REALLY FUN. 399 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,288 I LOVE SWIMMING AT NIGHT. 400 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,124 NO, REALLY. I THINK I'VE MET YOU BEFORE. 401 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376 WH-WHAT'S YOUR JOB? 402 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,253 WHAT IS YOURS? PROFESSIONAL NOSEY GUY? 403 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,879 YOU NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX. 404 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,256 DO YOU MIND BEESWAX FOR A LIVING? 405 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,423 GET OUT OF MY WAX. 406 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,635 N-NO. I-I SWEAR I'VE MET YOU BEFORE. 407 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,428 [ SIGHS ] IT'S TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE. I'M A LONER. 408 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,598 YEAH, OKAY, SORRY. I'M JUST UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. 409 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,017 HEY, COULD YOU WARM THIS UP? IT GOT COLD. 410 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,852 [ SIGHS ] SURE. 411 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,690 I KNEW IT! MAESTRO WAVE! 412 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,233 I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU'RE A SUPER VILLAIN! 413 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,027 OKAY, I'M A SUPER VILLAIN. BIG WHOOP. 414 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,862 SO AM I! I'M THE TERMITE! 415 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322 YOU KNOW, WITH THE -- THE HELMET? 416 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,740 I-I'M THE -- I'M THE TERMITE! 417 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,741 THE TERMITE? 418 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,993 WAIT, WITH THOSE GROSS 419 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,661 MOUTH GRABBY THINGS ON THE HELMET? 420 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,329 YES! MAXILLA PALPS! 421 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,914 THOSE ARE MY MAXILLA PALPS! 422 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,499 DUDE! EAT OUR WAY OUT OF HERE! 423 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,710 YOU CAN TUNNEL OUT! EAT ME OUT! 424 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,920 NO, WAIT. NO. I -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 425 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,088 JUST -- TUNNEL! 426 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,923 I NEED THE HELMET. THAT'S HOW I -- 427 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,592 I'M NOT REALLY A TERMITE, DUDE. 428 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,970 I, UH, APPROXIMATE A TERMITE'S POWERS WITH A HELMET. 429 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,764 Watch: I FELT LIKE I COULD'VE BEEN MORE IN THE MOMENT, 430 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,057 MORE PRESENT, YOU KNOW? 431 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,602 LET THE NECKERCHIEF BE YOUR INSPIRATION. 432 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,104 OH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES. 433 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,689 DO YOU KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA DO A RESET? 434 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,441 OH, GEE. I TRIPPED. OOPS. 435 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,441 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 436 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,109 WHOA, OW! 437 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,153 OH, SORRY. THAT'S MINE. 438 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,988 [ BEEPS ] HELLO. RED DEATH. 439 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,240 MONARCH: [ Distorted ] Your child and your wife have been kidnapped. 440 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,618 SIGN AWAY YOUR ARCHING RIGHTS TO DR. VENTURE 441 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,995 AND THEY WILL BE RETURNED SAFELY IN THE MORNING. 442 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,913 IF YOU DON'T -- 443 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,913 [ Deep voice ] I don't know who you are, 444 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,124 but you have made a very large mistake. 445 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,710 I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS -- 446 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,671 SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER, 447 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,633 SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 448 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,677 RELEASE MY FAMILY, AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF THIS. 449 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,971 BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, 450 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,600 I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU. 451 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:39,229 UH, OKAY, UM...SORRY? 452 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,648 [ PHONE CLICKS ] 453 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,649 AH, THAT WAS SO SCARY! 454 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651 THAT WAS SO SCARY! 455 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651 OH, GOD! OH, MY GOD! 456 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,278 THAT WAS SO SCARY! SCARY! 457 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,278 THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIFYING. 458 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,864 WE HAVE TO LET THEM GO! 459 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,864 WE DON'T HAVE THEM! WE CAN'T LET THEM GO! 460 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,326 HE'S GONNA GO ALL LIAM NEESON! HE'S GONNA VAPORIZE US! 461 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,037 YOUR FATHER ALWAYS COLLECTED FRIENDS -- 462 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,622 PRESIDENTS, MOVIE STARS. 463 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,499 THE MAN SLEPT WITH GRACE KELLY! 464 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,501 HE EVEN OWNED A BOXER. 465 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,544 SO, THE BLUE MORPHO WAS ONE OF THOSE. 466 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,338 WELL, THERE'S NO WAY THIS NEW BLUE MORPHO 467 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,547 IS THE OLD BLUE MORPHO. 468 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,466 IT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY LIKE HIM -- 469 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:11,553 SOMEONE WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE, MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE WE KNOW. 470 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,807 RIGHT, RUST? 471 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,807 WELL, ORIGINAL BLUE MORPHO IS DEAD. 472 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,768 I REMEMBER JONAS WAS BESIDE HIMSELF WITH GRIEF. 473 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,355 KANO, TOO, OBVIOUSLY. HE EVEN CRIED. 474 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,024 KANO? MY DAD'S BIG, MUTE, ASIAN BODYGUARD KANO? 475 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,567 THAT GUY HAD NO EMOTIONS AT ALL. 476 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,778 WHY DID HE CARE? OH, MY GOD, RUSTY! 477 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,406 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THEY ARE THE SAME KANO? 478 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,032 IT'S IN THE JONAS VENTURE COMICS. 479 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,451 KANO JOINED TEAM VENTURE WHEN BLUE MORPHO WAS POSSESSED 480 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,036 BY AN ALIEN VIRUS THAT MADE HIM EVIL. 481 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,581 I WOULDN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THOSE COMICS, BILLY. 482 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,127 EXCEPT WHERE IT SAYS I KICKED ASS, 'CAUSE I KICKED ASS! 483 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,714 WELL, I'M GONNA JOIN THE OLD PEOPLE AND YOUR BOYFRIEND 484 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,965 AND GET TO BED. 485 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,759 DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER, RUST. YOU'RE FAMILY. 486 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,721 WELL, HEADING HOME AS WELL. 487 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,223 I'M SURE THE BLUE MORPHO STING WAS A WASH OUT. 488 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,808 OF COURSE IT WAS. 489 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,727 BECAUSE THE BLUE MORPHO NEVER SHOWED UP, DID HE? 490 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,019 WINK! 491 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,398 WHATEVER. SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR "BOYFRIEND" FOR ME. 492 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,066 WINK! 493 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,402 WE CAN WORK THIS OUT! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. 494 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,404 THERE'S SO MANY OTHER WAYS! 495 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,404 THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS. 496 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,822 IT'S HIS PLAN FOR ME. WE COULD SET A TRAP! 497 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,074 I'M SO SORRY. 498 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,074 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS! 499 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,410 YOU HAVE TO DIE. IT'S HIS PLAN. 500 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,410 YOU HAVE FREE WILL! 501 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,078 HE NEEDS ME TO FEED ON YOUR BUTT. 502 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,580 OH, PLEASE DON'T! I'M SORRY. 503 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,039 OH, GOD! NO! 504 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,754 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 505 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,883 I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, BLUE MORPHO! 506 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,178 RETURN MY FAMILY OR DIE! 507 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,765 [ SCREAMS ] NO, NO, NO! WE CAN EXPLAIN! 508 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,434 DON'T VAPORIZE US! 509 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,434 YOUR FAMILY IS AT YOUR MOTHER IN-LAW'S! 510 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,270 I SWEAR! CALL THERE! I SWEAR WE DIDN'T TOUCH THEM! 511 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,356 YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH, 512 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,941 BECAUSE I SWEAR TO -- 513 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,027 [ Normal voice ] CAROL? HI, HI. IS KATE THERE? 514 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,612 YES, I'M FINE. 515 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,614 UH, TH-THERE'S A BAG IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR, 516 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,365 BUT CAN YOU GET KATE, PLEASE? 517 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,909 LILA NEEDS HER CORN CHIPS. 518 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,828 KATE, KATE, ARE YOU -- 519 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,872 WELL, I-I TOLD HER THAT THERE'S SOME IN -- 520 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,874 SWEETIE, THEY DON'T GO STALE OVERNIGHT. 521 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,293 OKAY, LOOK, I'LL -- I'LL COME PICK YOU UP SOON. 522 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,003 YES, YES, I'LL GET MORE ON THE WAY. 523 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,338 LOVE YOU, TOO. 524 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,882 SEE? EVERYTHING IS FINE. 525 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,345 SO, WHY DOESN'T THE MONARCH TELL ME EVERYTHING... 526 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,722 FROM THE BEGINNING. 527 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,685 WELL, LOOK WHO'S STILL HERE. 528 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,688 WAITING FOR THE GOOD DOCTOR, I ASSUME? 529 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,482 NOPE. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GARBAGE TONIGHT. 530 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,900 I JUST GOT STOOD UP, 531 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,320 AND I AM SO TIRED OF HIM MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME. 532 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,781 I AM GOING TO GO LOOK FOR THE BLUE MORPHO. 533 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:41,745 I WILL FIND HIM, AND I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF. 534 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,166 AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY DRAMATIC, 535 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,209 AND I JUST BLEW IT. 536 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,585 WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH HERE? 537 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,296 IS IT THE STAR, THE "L," THE ONE? 538 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,507 SERVICE! 539 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,008 Phage: AND A RETURN VOLLEY! 540 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,468 Snoopy: ME, ME! THROW IT TO ME! 541 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,468 SPIKE IT! 542 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,011 YES! 543 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,011 Brock: [ LAUGHS ] NICE! 544 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,556 Ward: GUESS WHO'S PEEING? 545 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,556 WELL, WHAT IS THIS?! 546 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,141 Hank: GOOD GUYS AGAINST THE BAD GUYS! WE'RE WINNING! 547 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,935 WHY ARE YOU ON THE BAD GUY'S SIDE? 548 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,603 'CAUSE PHANTOM LIMB LEFT IN A HUFF. 549 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,105 BUT MOSTLY 'CAUSE WE'RE WINNING. 550 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,859 FUCK IT. WHO WANTS A DOC-TAIL? 551 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,361 THE MASTER MIXOLOGIST IN THE HOUSE! 552 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,196 [ ALL CHEERING ] 553 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,448 Guild Sniper: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE. 554 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:22,202 BUT, I STAYED. CALL IT LOYALTY. CALL IT DUMB. 555 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,371 [ CHUCKLES ] AND SHE WALKED ALL OVER ME. 556 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,874 [ SCOFFS ] WOMEN. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT. 557 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,834 NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE YOU. 558 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,210 Monarch: IT'S WHO I AM, 559 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,379 WITHOUT THIS HATE, I'M NOTHING. 560 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,382 I'M NOT LIKE YOU. I CAN'T JUST TURN THIS OFF. 561 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,218 I'M THE MAN WHO HATES DR. VENTURE, PERIOD. 562 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,304 WE'RE ALL VILLAINS, MONARCH, 563 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,891 AND WITH RULES, WE GET TO SPILL BLOOD AND TASTE VICTORY. 564 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:48,270 HECK, I REALLY WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE TONIGHT, YOU KNOW? 565 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,731 BUT...RULES. THEY HELP US HATE. 566 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,566 YEAH, I TRIED TO TELL HIM THAT. 567 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,193 OH, SHUT UP. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 568 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,193 [ CHUCKLES ] 569 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,738 I WAS YOUNG ONCE TOO, MONARCH. 570 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,657 I HATED PROFESSOR CADMIUM SO BAD. 571 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,076 IT WAS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT. 572 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,578 BUT, YOU KNOW, I FOUND A WAY 573 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,996 TO DEAL WITH MY OBSESSION. 574 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,165 WHAT DID YOU DO? I'LL TRY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT. 575 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:12,211 I TOOK A DEEP BREATH, I MARCHED RIGHT UP TO HIM, 576 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,795 LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE 577 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,964 [Deep voice] THEN CRUSHED HIS SKULL WITH MY BARE HANDS! 578 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,758 BEFORE I BURNED HIS HOUSE TO THE GROUND, 579 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,928 I SLAUGHTERED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY. 580 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,680 [ Normal voice ] AND YOU'RE THE FIRST TO KNOW THAT. 581 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,100 FINISH YOUR TASK, BLUE MORPHO, THEN CHANGE YOUR WAYS. 582 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,227 [ SIGHS ] YOU ARE SO -- 583 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,939 IF I WERE A WOMAN, I WOULD NEVER STOP CALLING YOU. 584 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,690 DUDE, I DON'T GET HOW YOU CAN KILL LIKE THAT, THOUGH. 585 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,151 LIKE, DON'T YOU EVER FEEL SAD? 586 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,151 ME? 587 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:39,363 YOU'VE KILLED A LIST OF VILLAINS FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD. 588 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,031 WELL, NOT QUITE. 589 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,451 UM...I GOT TO SHOW YOU GUYS SOMETHING. 590 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,665 [ MUNCHING ] 591 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,379 [ LAUGHS ] FOR YOU, MY MASTERS! 592 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,965 I AM ALL VILLAINS NOW! 593 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,925 WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING? WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?! 594 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,303 YOU GUYS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL EACH OTHER! 595 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,303 OH, THAT'S A REAL -- 596 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,139 YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 597 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:11,311 I COULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM AND FEED MY PROBLEM, AS WELL. 598 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,854 I'LL ONLY NEED A FEW MINUTES. 599 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,773 YEAH, SURE. JUST CLEAN UP THE BODIES 600 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,317 WITH YOUR VAPORIZING TRICK WHEN YOU'RE DONE OR SOMETHING. 601 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,527 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ MAN SCREAMS ] 602 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,487 OW! I DIDN'T KNOW! 603 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,823 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE HAD A BATHROOM DOWN HERE? 604 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,951 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 605 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,893 OSI Sniper: WHEN WE MEET AGAIN, 606 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,354 IT WILL BE AS ENEMIES, WON'T IT? 607 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,898 NO. NEVER! YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 608 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,317 YOU'RE MY -- MY BEST FRIEND. 609 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,653 DON'T, MAN. IT'S -- IT'S TOO HARD. 610 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,864 HOW WILL I KNOW YOU IF WE MEET AGAIN? 611 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,323 I MUST KNOW. 612 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,036 BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE THIS -- THE WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU. 613 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,371 YES, I AM A WOMAN. 614 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,165 AND HOW WILL I RECOGNIZE YOU? 615 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,210 BECAUSE I HAD THE TOP OF MY SKULL REMOVED, 616 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:21,006 AND I HAVE THIS PLASTIC DOME WITH TUBES COMING OUT OF IT.