1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,589 [ Exhales ] 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,842 [ Water splashes in distance ] 3 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,098 [ Groans ] 4 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,308 [ Shrieks ] 5 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,268 [ Splashes ] 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:25,108 ♪♪ 7 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,234 Weesh-hoo. 8 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:30,280 ♪♪ 9 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,365 [ Silenced pistols firing ] 10 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:37,412 [ Grunting ] 11 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:41,374 [ Laser whooshes ] 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,959 [ Doors creak ] 13 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:43,877 Paydirt. 14 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,213 Monarch: 21-- uh, Number 2! 15 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,174 Step aside! 16 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,259 I'll do the honors. 17 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,470 ♪♪ 18 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,096 Oh, clever Venture. 19 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,265 So practiced in the art of deceit. 20 00:00:57,348 --> 00:01:01,811 But don't you know you can't hide from your own shadow?! 21 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,229 [ Gasps ] iMadre díos! 22 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,858 God can't hear you, dieciséis! Minions! 23 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:11,154 I hold in my hot little hand the key to our bold new future! 24 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:16,034 At long last, the full power of the Mighty Monarch 25 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,203 shall be unleashed! 26 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,163 [ Laughs evilly ] 27 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:25,418 Mmm. Ahh! Oh, that's the stuff. 28 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,004 Um...Mr. Monarch? 29 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,172 Honey? 30 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,173 Hmm? Wh-What? 31 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,841 The Councilman asked you a question. 32 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,677 I said, "What's up with your eyebrows?" 33 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,680 -Oh, I...ran out of product. -Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,848 What, is that gonna count against me? 35 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,017 Personal grooming is a factor, yes. 36 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:45,021 But determining your EMA level is a calculus of many criterion. 37 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:48,066 I must say, so far, your lair does not impress. 38 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:50,235 Well, we're still in the process of upgrading our equipment. 39 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,362 We weren't really expecting you to come by so soon. 40 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,031 Precisely the point of a "surprise inspection!" 41 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:57,408 You let your henchmen speak out of turn? 42 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,245 No, no, no, he's not a henchman. He's -- He's my number two. 43 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:04,290 The, uh...henchman army you're looking for is right over here. 44 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,750 Hmph. "Army." 45 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,877 Taylor Swift rolls with a bigger squad. 46 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,047 And these uniforms! Cheap Jersey knit. 47 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,549 Oh, who're you, Michael Kors? 48 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,384 Honey, help me out here. 49 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,885 Sweetie, my hands are tied. 50 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,805 I can't intercede in the Councilman's impartial audit. 51 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,974 Then why are you here?! 52 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,017 Sorry. Look, give it to me straight. 53 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,687 Do I qualify to arch Venture yet or not? 54 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,188 Upon careful evaluation, 55 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,274 it is this Councilman's opinion that The Guild 56 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:33,778 should officially re-classify your EMA rating at a... 57 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,072 Level Five. -Five?! Motherf-- 58 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,575 Look, we know we're still a little rough around the edges. 59 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,285 But five's kinda low, isn't it? 60 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,078 It is exceedingly generous! 61 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,664 Mr. Monarch, it will take more than a coat of paint 62 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,082 to rise in our ranks. 63 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:48,626 But what about my amazing new flying fortress?! 64 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,670 It's gotta be worth at least a six or seven. 65 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,298 Ah, yes...that. 66 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,675 [ Air hissing ] 67 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,427 Five. 68 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,681 ♪♪ 69 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,684 Sweet. Let's do this. 70 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:12,275 ♪♪ 71 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,694 [ Grunting ] C'mon! 72 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,279 ♪♪ 73 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,282 [ Grunting ] 74 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,992 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 75 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,702 [ Beeps, ringing ] [ Clears throat ] 76 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,162 Hello, my lady-love. 77 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,205 Just chillin' in the new Hank pad, 78 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,875 and there's just one thing missing -- You. 79 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,209 Wanna come over and cuddle? 80 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,629 Oh, sounds like fun, but I got class. 81 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,630 I'll say you do! 82 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,298 Class, beauty, brains -- 83 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,299 School, Hank. 84 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,634 [ Indistinct shouting ] I have -- 85 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,344 What the fuck? 86 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:45,141 [ Tires squealing ] 87 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:46,643 Ah! Sorry. 88 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,020 Traffic in this city really grinds my nuts. 89 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,730 Took one look at this nice, open lawn 90 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,690 and just had to open Adrienne up. 91 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,983 It's okay, Brock. 92 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,985 I know what it's like to feel bottled up inside. 93 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,821 I know ya do, Dean. And that's why... 94 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,406 I want you to have her. 95 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:01,699 Whoa. Really? 96 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,201 No! What are you, nuts? 97 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,911 I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. 98 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,746 C'mon, grab your shit. 99 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:12,502 [ Groans ] 100 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,586 What the f--? Dude! 101 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,088 Whoa! H-Hey. Hey! 102 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,340 Is today the day you're moving in? 103 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,008 Y-Yeah. 104 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,011 Um, Brock, this is my roommate, Jared. 105 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,013 Jared... -[ Stammering ] We've met. 106 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,682 You fucking that thing? 107 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,101 Wh--? No! No. I would n-never. 108 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,186 No, this is my fightin' beaver! Right? 109 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:33,231 It's for cheering, not for -- I'm -- I'm going to -- 110 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:37,235 I-I should go get dressed, check on my student loans. 111 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,362 Maybe it's better the family didn't care enough 112 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,780 to come to see me off. 113 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,241 Aw, c'mon, Dean. They -- They care. 114 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,659 At least Helper does. 115 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,536 All Hank cares about is getting my old room. 116 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,580 And Pop's still sore I'm not taking any science classes. 117 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,875 Yeah, look, uh, there's something you should know. 118 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,585 You don't have to say it, Brock. 119 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:58,006 Your dad signed you up for a shitload of science classes. 120 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,717 We're in a shit-storm o' trouble, Dr. Venture! 121 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,928 Ven-Tech is still in the red from the Gargantua-2 fiasco, 122 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,388 and we spent a fortune gettin' this here 123 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,891 skyscraper sea-worthy after yer pappy Shanghaied her. 124 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,103 So whatever ye and yer Jr. Science Club 125 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,105 have been cookin' up down in spec sci, 126 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,774 ya better produce some measurable results right quick, 127 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,985 or Ven-Tech's gonna go belly up! 128 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,904 [ Clears throat ] Well, gentlemen, 129 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,741 there's only one thing left to do. 130 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,660 ♪♪ 131 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,912 What are you doing there, Doc? 132 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,123 Oh, geez, Doc! 133 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,458 Oh! 134 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:38,379 "No measurable results," eh? What do you call this?! 135 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,966 Uh, ain't that the doohickey yer brother used to wear? 136 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,260 No! Not -- not exactly. 137 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:47,930 Gentlemen, I give you the future of personal conveyance. 138 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,601 And the future... belongs to Ven-Tech! 139 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,019 [ Laughs ] 140 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:55,688 Uh, you got a bit of a -- 141 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,524 Oh, geez! Oh, look at yer leg! 142 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,818 Nah, nah, you don't wanna pull that -- 143 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,818 [ Moans ] 144 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,112 Oh, boy. 145 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,447 Doc? 146 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,115 Mm-hmm... 147 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,241 Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,035 And you're looking to borrow how much? 149 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,120 -$20 million. -Oh, yeah. 150 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,748 Which you would use to acquire a new flying fortress, 151 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,917 uniforms and equipment, and, uh -- 152 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,376 what is this item? -Handy Dandy. 153 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,962 Very difficult to acquire, on account of the ambergris, 154 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,716 but I assure you it is essential to my work. 155 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,344 Hmm. No proof of income... 156 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,221 Uh, he does own his own home. 157 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,474 You're referring to the condemned property in Newark? 158 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,683 Formerly condemned. 159 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,477 I spent a small fortune fixing it up. 160 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,437 Hence the business loan. 161 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,481 Don't want to strain the ol' trust fund too much, you know. 162 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,816 A trust fund, y'say? 163 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,276 Do you happen to have documentation on that account? 164 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,444 Wh--? No, you do. 165 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,654 It's been at this bank for, like, 40 years. 166 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,780 Look it up! 167 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:46,948 Ah. Okay. Yes. 168 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,199 Well, I see it here now. 169 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,409 I do apologize, Mr. Fitzcarraldo... 170 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,037 Monarch. And no need to apologize, just gimme money. 171 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:56,666 ...but that account is overdrawn. 172 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,043 ♪♪ 173 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,087 [ Gasping ] 174 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,087 O-Okay. 175 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,214 Just try to breathe here. 176 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,841 We can try the Guild Credit Union, 177 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:05,842 or maybe your wife could give us a l-- 178 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,094 Go wait in the car. 179 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,096 -What? -Do it. 180 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,850 Listen to me very carefully. 181 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,227 You're going to give me that money. 182 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,437 Because this is a robbery! 183 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,898 Everybody drop to the ground! 184 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,068 I am an armed and deadly supervillain! 185 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,279 And if anyone tries anything funny... 186 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:28,865 ...that happens! 187 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,116 Brown Widow: Not in my parlor... 188 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,077 said the Spider to the Butter-Fly. 189 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,329 This bank is protected by... 190 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,206 The Brown Widow! 191 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,834 Ugh, did that just come out of your -- 192 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,834 Widow kick! 193 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,755 -S-Start the car! -Going somewhere? 194 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,923 Aaah! 195 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,425 [ Crashing, screams ] 196 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,930 All right, everybody, listen up! My name is Professor Tompkins, 197 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,099 and I'm gonna be filling in for Dr. Nidaba 198 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,435 while he is still incapacitated. 199 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,645 Hey, Bjorn Borg, you're late! -Sorry. [ Chuckles ] 200 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:03,399 Little about me -- I normally teach U.S. Military History, 201 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:06,402 and I'm head coach of the Stuyvesant wrestling team -- 202 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:07,820 Go, Beavers! 203 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,282 So, I'm a little new to all this namby-pamby philosophy crap. 204 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:14,202 So today I'm gonna start you out on the classics 205 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:19,457 with a li'l help from visiting Professor Mr. Zack Snyder. 206 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,126 Somehow I don't think the moral of Plato's Republic 207 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:25,213 was "kickin' ass and takin' names." 208 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,799 Yeah, no, but how cool was it to see "300" again, huh? 209 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,551 Dean? Dean Venture? 210 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,720 Oh, my God, I thought that was you. 211 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:33,971 Oh, hi, Sirena. 212 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,765 -Hi, Sirena. -Bye, Jared. 213 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,183 [ Muttering ] Bye, Jared. 214 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,602 So you're livin' on campus now, huh? 215 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,895 Oh, I'm so jelly. 216 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,147 It's only like 50 blocks, or whatever, 217 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,107 but it's like a totally different world up here. 218 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,901 Yeah. I sure hope so, anyway. 219 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,361 Hey, where you headed? 220 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,987 You wanna grab a cup of coffee or something? 221 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,530 Oh, uh, well, I-I can't. 222 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,282 Oh, do you have that same Hank thing 223 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,700 where coffee makes you crazy? 224 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,120 No. I have to go cancel all my science classes 225 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,164 because my dad makes me crazy. 226 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,375 Doctor: Well, he's lucky to be alive. 227 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,502 We were able to stop the bleeding in time, 228 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,754 but the glass nicked his femoral artery, 229 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:10,216 so we're gonna want to keep him overnight for observation. 230 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:13,302 Heckuva job body-guarding there, Samson. 231 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,179 I had to drop Dean off. Where were you? 232 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,889 Where am I always?! 233 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,182 Down at the front desk. 234 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,226 A real soldier never leaves his post. 235 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,645 So who's watching the place now? 236 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,188 [ Beeping frantically ] 237 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,276 Yeah, I should probably get back. 238 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,237 D-Did Dean come? Where's my boy? 239 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,197 He's at class, Doc. First day. 240 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,448 I'm here, though, Pop! 241 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,908 And while I got you in a groovy mood, 242 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,368 I need a quick cash injection 243 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,370 for, uh, some upgrades I want to do to my new room. 244 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,540 Now, I can keep the costs down by do-it-myself-ing the paint and wallpaper, 245 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,667 but frankly, I'm out of my depth when it comes to this skylight. 246 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,211 No, Hank. Just...no. 247 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,504 I'm not giving you any money. 248 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,422 Wh--? C'mon! 249 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,674 You gave Dean his own checkbook! 250 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,217 And I gave you a choice. 251 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,802 Either you enroll in school -- -Well -- 252 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,763 Clown college doesn't count -- or you get a job. 253 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:01,392 I'm sorry, gentlemen, but visiting hours are over. 254 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:04,186 You're free to come back tonight, okay? 255 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,479 Hey, can I get one of those? 256 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,815 Because while my dad might be a billionaire, 257 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,318 I don't have a pot to piss in! 258 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,403 You're lucky I'm not charging you rent, Hank! 259 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,573 Wait, where are you going? Nurse, this man is my bodyguard. 260 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,116 He's authorized to stay the night. 261 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,576 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 262 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,412 [ Button clicking ] Wait, stay with me, Bro-- ahh. 263 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,217 It's bad. 264 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,012 Hey, sweetie. Rough day, huh? 265 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,806 [ Moans loudly ] 266 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,225 Yeah. New York is lousy with superheroes. 267 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,769 Y-You'll do better next time. 268 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,356 You don't understand, baby. There is no next time! 269 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,400 I'm broke. Game over. I have nothing left. 270 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,277 You have me. You have 21. 271 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,571 You have this beautiful house. -You mean this money pit! 272 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:58,616 What the hell was I thinking, pouring all my -- 273 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,743 These sconces! Look at these sconces. 274 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,827 $1,200 apiece. 275 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,454 [ Electricity crackles ] Was I out of my mind? 276 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,247 Okay, well, breaking them isn't gonna -- 277 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,249 This desk -- this vintage rosewood executive desk 278 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,876 by Arne Vodder for Sibast. 279 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,628 $8,000! 280 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,546 -You're gonna get it all back. -Oh! Oh, God! 281 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,257 The Guild has assigned you a cherry new arch. 282 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,260 -Yeah, a cruddy Level Five. -It's a start. 283 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,429 Baby steps, sweetie. Just work the program. 284 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,265 Log some arches. Earn your way up the ladder. 285 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,518 -I-I can't. -Yes, you can! 286 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,729 Because you are the Mighty fucking Monarch. 287 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:32,108 You're a survivor, just like your namesake. 288 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,526 Every spring, these little guys 289 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,404 migrate thousands of miles from Mexico to Canada. 290 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,322 They average maybe 50 miles a day, 291 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,074 but little by little, they get there. 292 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,659 And in the fall, they pick themselves up, 293 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,786 and they make the long journey back. 294 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,331 The point is, you can do anything you set your mind to. 295 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,252 Because Monarchs never quit. 296 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,503 [ Inhales ] 297 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,381 You're right. Thank you, honey-bunny. 298 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,050 I wish you could've met her when she was alive. 299 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,760 She would've liked you. 300 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,638 Von Helping: I was quite excited to see your name on my roster. 301 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,933 I mean, your grandfather was a huge inspiration to me. 302 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,769 Well, thank you. But my father's the real reason I'm here. 303 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,480 Uh-huh, yeah, I've, uh -- I've heard of him, too. 304 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,649 See, he signed me up for all these classes, 305 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,569 and the truth is I'm not really interested in science. 306 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,029 Oh, no? What are you interested in? 307 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,699 Well... I don't really know. 308 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,492 That's kind of why I'm in college. 309 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,453 But I definitely know that I don't -- 310 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,204 Want to be like your father. 311 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,541 I myself was born the scion of a powerful family. 312 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,043 Daddy wanted me to go into the family business. 313 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,503 I can relate. 314 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,173 With all due respect, Professor, I don't think you can. 315 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,299 It's not just him. 316 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,509 It's his whole super-science world. 317 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,846 It's like it has its own gravity that just attracts 318 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,431 all these -- these freaks, 319 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,932 a-and if you're stuck in his orbit then -- 320 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,559 This was Pop. 321 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,728 Pop wanted only two things in life -- 322 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:54,648 to rule the world, and to make his son just like him. 323 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,193 Uh, also to destroy Dr. Atomicus, 324 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,652 so three -- three things in life. 325 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,155 Y-Your father was a s-- Big time. 326 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,451 And, man, did he mess me up. I went to a really dark place 327 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,036 when I wasn't much older than you, 328 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,329 but you know what saved me? 329 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,498 The power of science. 330 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,999 Not the kind of power he was after, 331 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,544 I'm talking about the power to make the world a better place, 332 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,296 the power to help mankind. 333 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,423 That's the kind of power you need 334 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,466 if you want to escape gravity. 335 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,469 -I-I want. -Then tell you what -- 336 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,680 You take just one of my classes, see if you like it, 337 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,058 and we move on from there? 338 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,726 Well...okay. 339 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:33,395 What's the least super-science-y class you have? 340 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,564 All science is super, young Dean. 341 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,607 Uhh. 342 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,735 Uh, botany. Let's try you on botany. 343 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,238 The communal areas are for your lounging enjoyment. 344 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,156 You'll find the kitchen one level down 345 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,658 and stocked with snacks a-plenty. 346 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,576 The shared bathroom is conveniently 347 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,411 across the hall from your room -- 348 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,082 And here is your honeymoon suite! 349 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,375 [ Speaking in German ] 350 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,417 Uh, questions? 351 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,962 Uh...are you having ze Wi-Fis? 352 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,465 Ah! Yes. Our network's named "Rust-4-Life," 353 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,343 and the password is... 354 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,428 "Kate-Jackson-Meow"? 355 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,930 Please don't share it with anyone. 356 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:08,764 'Cause it's embarrassing. 357 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,890 So, there's just the matter 358 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,850 of your, uh, [clears throat] rent. 359 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,020 It's $250 per night, plus the $30 cleaning fee -- 360 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,480 Cash! Aces. 361 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,441 [ Clears throat ] Well, I hope you enjoy your stay, 362 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,819 and thanks again for choosing AirB&Me -- 363 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,697 a wholly-owned subsidiary of HankCo. 364 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,079 Hey, Mami. I like what I see. 365 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,664 Ugh. Piss off, you pervert. 366 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,624 Aw, why you gotta be like that? 367 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,294 I mean it, you dickhead. I've got mace! 368 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,628 And I've got flowers! 369 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,590 Hank! Jesus! What are you doing here? 370 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,842 I suddenly found myself flush with cash 371 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,719 and wanted to share the wealth with my best gal. 372 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,346 What say we paint the town? You name the color. 373 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,140 Aw, that's sweet, boo-boo. 374 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,392 But I told you -- I got class. 375 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,935 But that was this morning. 376 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,353 Yeah, I got more than one. 377 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,397 It's college. Well, that seems excessive. 378 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,691 Look, I-I gotta go. I'm gonna be late. 379 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,277 We will do something this weekend, okay? 380 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,361 I promise. [ Smooches ] 381 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,740 Oh-oh. O-kay. 382 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,117 Mm-hmm. 383 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,328 Mm-hmm. 384 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,622 Hey, how do I look? You look good. 385 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,290 Well... except don't do that with your face. 386 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,750 Ugh. Can't help it. 387 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,002 This gel, it's just so stiff. 388 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,253 I need pliable hold! 389 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,006 At least you don't look like Piter De Vries anymore. 390 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,132 Who the hell is Piter -- 391 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,885 Oh! He's from one of your geek things, isn't he? 392 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,095 So, uh, what's the deal with this new arch? 393 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,430 Is he cool or what? 394 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,891 "Professor Victor Von Helping." 395 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,685 Ooh. Guess not. Helping. So cheesy. 396 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,688 "Dean of Sciences, Stuyvesant University," blah-blah-blah, 397 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,858 "Active member of Greenpeace, Doctors Without Borders." 398 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,318 Oh, shit! 399 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,362 Oh, my God, guess whose kid he is? 400 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,114 Holy! Is that Vigo Von Hellfire?! 401 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,449 He's, like, Guild Royalty. 402 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,825 Apparently, little Victor 403 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,535 was being groomed for the family business 404 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,245 but had a change of heart after, 405 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,999 "A freak super-science accident left him hideously scarred 406 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,793 on over 80% of his body." 407 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,961 Ew. Is he all melty-looking and stuff? 408 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,006 No. He looks fine. Huh. Handsome, even. 409 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,676 In, like, a Paul Atreides kind way. 410 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,012 Ugh, geek! Geek! Geek! Sorry! Sorry! 411 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,477 [ Door opens ] Hiya, stranger. 412 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,853 We botany buddies? 413 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,480 [ Chuckles ] I thought you was quittin' science. 414 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,440 No. Just my dad's kind of science. 415 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733 Ugh! Tell me about it. 416 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,860 My dad tried to push me into marine biology, 417 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,237 but, like, no fucking thank you. 418 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,613 Are you out of your mind? 419 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,864 That didn't work out so hot for him, you know? 420 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,867 Or me, to be quite honest. I know, right? 421 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,578 It's like they don't even see what their whole obsession 422 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,580 with super-science is doing to their own kids. 423 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,916 You know I'm a clone? Me and Hank both. 424 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,168 Yeah, I know. He told me. How messed up is that?! 425 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,421 Not as messed up as being, like, dead. 426 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,880 So, you know... 427 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,465 maybe super-science ain't all bad. 428 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,093 Brr! Hoo! It's a brisk one out there! 429 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,428 Sorry I'm late, students. 430 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,096 Ah, well. 431 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,432 Looks like it's just the three of us, then. 432 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,809 [ Glass shatters ] Not anymore! 433 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,478 The Monarch is auditing this class! 434 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,439 [ Laughs evilly ] 435 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,108 Oh! Hey. Hey, Dean Venture! 436 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,028 No, no, no, no! 437 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,988 [ Beeping ] 438 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,616 [ Grunts ] 439 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,619 [ Gasps ] 440 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,876 [ Sighs deeply ] 441 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:25,961 [ Clicks ] 442 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,421 [ Groans ] 443 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,131 Hank. 444 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,509 Hey, Pop? You awake? 445 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,802 [ Sighs ] 446 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,554 ♪ Lay your head on my shoulder... ♪ 447 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,015 [ Imitates Doc ] Well, hello there, son. How was your day? 448 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,017 [ As self ] Honestly, it started good 449 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,436 but turned out to be kind of a bummer. 450 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,980 [ As Doc ] Well, that doesn't sound very Hank of you. 451 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,607 [ As self ] Yeah, well, it ain't easy maintaining 452 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,150 my famous can-do attitude 453 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,153 when you're always all "can't-don't" to me. 454 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,613 [ Sighs ] 455 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,864 I don't get it. 456 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,824 I mean, Dean cuts and runs on Team Venture, 457 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,242 and you give him whatever he wants. 458 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,537 But I stick around, and you punish me for it. 459 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,872 I mean, I know he's your favorite, 460 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,874 but do you have to act like it? 461 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,002 ♪ Take my hand, I can take you there ♪ 462 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,381 ♪ I feel a little fragile 'cause I think you don't care ♪ 463 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,381 I just feel so, kind of alone now that -- 464 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,050 What is that? 465 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:17,721 ♪ Well, take my hand, I can take you there ♪ 466 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,849 ♪ I'm feeling kinda fragile 'cause I --♪ 467 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,561 [ Clears throat ] They -- They say that music helps. 468 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,188 [ Doc murmurs indistinctly ] 469 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,731 See? 470 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,819 I-I heard music. Am I dreaming? 471 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,904 It's no dream, Pop, it's -- 472 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,657 Wait a minute, uh, how much did you hear? 473 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:41,036 You really came to see me? Yeah. I-I guess I did. 474 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:46,250 Aww. I want you to know, you've always been my favorite. 475 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,211 I love you... 476 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,630 ... Kate Jackson... 477 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,215 Hank?! 478 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,424 It's game night, man! 479 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,052 I'm comin' for that flat screen! 480 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,805 What are you doin'? -Alarm went off in Hank's room. 481 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,473 That ain't Hank's room anymore. 482 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,560 And Hank went out an hour ago. 483 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,228 We go in on three. 484 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,312 One... 485 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,522 Three! 486 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,024 [ Shouting, gunshots ] 487 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,572 No. Nothing. 488 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,990 Where is it, Von Hippie? 489 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,783 Where is what? It's a botany lab. 490 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,953 Is this some kind of rush-week prank? 491 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,999 No, we're your new arches, you condescending putz! 492 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,085 We're here to fight you and steal your shit! 493 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,671 [ Sighs ] Well, I'm not going to fight you. 494 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,589 Okay, that'll work. 495 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,465 [ Clanks ] Ah! Motherf-- 496 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,594 Nice. Step aside, you child... 497 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,887 [ Clanks ] Ow! 498 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,388 This is absolutely broken! 499 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,349 Why is there metal... -This is just fucking sad. 500 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,268 Oh, shut up! 21! Grab her! 501 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,521 -Dude, that's Wide Wale's dau-- -Do it! 502 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,939 Really? 503 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,939 Hey! 504 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,816 Now give us your secret science shit! 505 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,192 Or my number two's gonna go 506 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,903 "Mama had a baby and its head popped off" 507 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,030 on your little dandelion here! 508 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,573 Enough! 509 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,283 Do as you like to me, 510 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,203 but you do not threaten my students! 511 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,665 All right, okay, just -- 512 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,665 You wanted to get a rise out me. 513 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,708 Well, how do you like me now? 514 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,001 Okay, just everybody calm down... 515 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,670 How do you like facing the full wrath 516 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,131 of Professor Victor Von Hellfire?! 517 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:16,924 Aah! 518 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,216 No! No, please, Professor! 519 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,052 Don't let him drag you down to his level. 520 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,053 Hey! 521 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,180 What's it gonna take, Monarch, huh?! 522 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:26,141 To rid my life of creeps like you once and for all?! 523 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:29,019 Why do you even do this?! Do you even know anymore?! 524 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,146 Oh, what do you know, rich bitch?! 525 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,814 You never had to work for a living. 526 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,900 Taking shit arches instead of doing 527 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,193 what you really want to do?! 528 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,236 Or hating who you really want to hate! 529 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,991 Fine! There's only one way to end this, then, isn't there? 530 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,326 Gun! 531 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,536 One...million... 532 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,788 dollars. 533 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,748 There! Is that gonna be enough 534 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,667 for you to leave my professor alone, 535 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,542 to leave me alone? 536 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,669 Huh?! 537 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,171 Wha -- I... Uh, yeah? 538 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,172 Then -- 539 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,882 Oh. Uh, okay. 540 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,050 T-That okay with you, Professor? 541 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,011 I should be calling you Professor. 542 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,222 Because you've taught me something here tonight, young Dean. 543 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,100 Oh, my God! Can we please leave this 544 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,060 After-School Special? -Oh, uh... 545 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,020 but first can we get you to sign this? 546 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,564 Standard Guild form 4-B Arch confirmation... 547 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,235 Oh, of course. Oh. [ Chuckles ] I seem to have lost my pen. 548 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,238 Hey, are you okay? Oh, please, are you kidding me? 549 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,907 I grew up around Level Nines and Tens. 550 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,201 These guys are, like, negative threes. 551 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,412 I dunno what they were, they -- that was an embarrassment. 552 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,873 Um, but you're -- but you're so sweet for asking. 553 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,459 My hero. [ Chuckles ] [ Smooches ] 554 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,712 Oh! Oh, come on. 555 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,880 It was nothin'. I didn't... 556 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,551 Oh, no! 557 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:51,810 ♪♪ 558 00:21:51,893 --> 00:22:01,570 ♪♪ 559 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:10,912 ♪♪ 560 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,415 Dr. Girlfriend: Top earner for the month! 561 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,167 Oh, so proud! 562 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,420 I knew you could do it, honey. Even Z was impressed. 563 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,588 He sent this over. 564 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:28,555 ♪♪ 565 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,347 Geek!