1 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:48,402 This is the grand and glorious cliché of America, 2 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:52,435 as the Acropolis is of Greece and the Taj Mahal of India. 3 00:00:52,967 --> 00:00:56,960 A million tourists have said there's nothing like it, and they're right. 4 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,605 Many more millions got their first view of it 5 00:00:59,687 --> 00:01:04,158 after the long steerage journey from Ireland or Italy or Russia. 6 00:01:04,487 --> 00:01:07,479 I was lucky. I came by choice. 7 00:01:07,847 --> 00:01:10,441 And I started from the opposite pole, 8 00:01:10,247 --> 00:01:14,559 from the protected pastoral haven of Cambridge, England. 9 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:17,726 I had graduated from Jesus College. 10 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:22,836 Suddenly, in the spring of 1932, I was offered a fellowship at Yale University. 11 00:01:23,007 --> 00:01:29,003 And I remember, one day, leaning on this bridge and wondering what America must be like. 12 00:01:29,247 --> 00:01:32,842 I thought of myself as a sophisticated character, 13 00:01:32,607 --> 00:01:35,201 but I must have realised dimly, even then, 14 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:40,277 that the preconceptions that you hold about a country, the ones that stick, 15 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,565 are the ones you learn practically from birth. 16 00:01:43,647 --> 00:01:48,641 In the First World War, I was a very small boy in a seaside town in the north 17 00:01:48,447 --> 00:01:51,245 where you could train soldiers on the sands. 18 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:56,403 And we had billeted with us - on us - seven American soldiers. 19 00:01:56,607 --> 00:02:01,078 I learned later that the men who wrote the American Constitution 20 00:02:00,927 --> 00:02:05,921 put in a clause actually forbidding the billeting of any soldier in a private house, 21 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:11,201 but with their uncanny foresight, they saw that this did not apply to England. 22 00:02:11,487 --> 00:02:17,278 Well, anyway, their soldiers were taller than ours, but also paler, almost yellow. 23 00:02:17,247 --> 00:02:21,445 My father explained - he had never been to America either - 24 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:26,357 that this was because of the skyscrapers, which kept the sun off their faces. 25 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,645 This completed my childhood picture of America. 26 00:02:29,727 --> 00:02:34,517 New York City, with skyscrapers. Yellow men. Maybe red men on the fringe. 27 00:02:34,527 --> 00:02:39,521 A prairie, through which ran the Mississippi, thrashing with steamboats and gamblers, 28 00:02:39,807 --> 00:02:44,403 who were nudged aside from time to time by a man in a white suit 29 00:02:44,607 --> 00:02:49,601 who kept rushing to the stern and dropping a plumb line and shouting, "Mark Twain!" 30 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:52,399 More prairie. The only mountains, the Rockies. 31 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:55,759 And the only other city, San Francisco, 32 00:02:56,127 --> 00:02:59,324 which was founded by Australian convicts. 33 00:02:59,487 --> 00:03:05,483 And it was with this mental baggage, and a few colourful additions from the movies, 34 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:07,442 that I set sail. 35 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:11,242 This is a personal memoir of what I found in America, 36 00:03:11,487 --> 00:03:16,481 and of the institutions, the landscape, the people that I came to admire most. 37 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:20,237 In a word, what gave me the impulse to stay 38 00:03:20,607 --> 00:03:26,477 and look into the origins and the history of the United States. 39 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:33,564 I sailed into New York late on a fall evening. 40 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:36,605 It was at once magical and sinister, 41 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:41,080 and better than anything that the movies had promised. 42 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:48,481 The latest thing, something you had to see, 43 00:03:48,287 --> 00:03:53,281 was the George Washington Bridge, the new single-span across the Hudson. 44 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,765 This is today, with the riverside parks and the motorway. 45 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:00,685 In 1932, it was very different. 46 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:07,366 The fairyland of Manhattan was shattered with a nasty jolt of reality called the Depression. 47 00:04:16,607 --> 00:04:21,123 The banks of the Hudson and of hundreds of other American rivers 48 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:27,363 were littered with tar paper shacks, the homes of a dribble of the 13 million unemployed. 49 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:31,600 I'd actually been warned by the sponsors of my fellowship 50 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:34,361 that in the winter we could expect a revolution. 51 00:04:34,527 --> 00:04:40,318 In Germany I'd seen more hideous single sights, skeleton children with bloated bellies, 52 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:45,117 but I had never seen more poverty everywhere at your elbow. 53 00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:48,962 Farmers with rotted crops that nobody could buy. 54 00:04:49,127 --> 00:04:52,915 In the cities, the rich defaulting on their rent. 55 00:04:54,687 --> 00:04:57,679 Middle-class people reduced to begging. 56 00:04:58,447 --> 00:05:00,915 It was a very bleak winter. 57 00:05:01,087 --> 00:05:04,079 But then America found a saviour. 58 00:05:04,447 --> 00:05:10,238 I remember how his voice on the day of his inauguration sounded like a trumpet call. 59 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:16,996 Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today. 60 00:05:18,127 --> 00:05:23,042 This great nation will endure, as it has endured, 61 00:05:23,287 --> 00:05:26,199 will revive and will prosper. 62 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:31,720 This was immensely rousing, especially to an Englishman fresh from, or tired from, 63 00:05:31,927 --> 00:05:37,240 our own complacent and bumbling leaders crouching before the ranting of Adolf Hitler. 64 00:05:37,207 --> 00:05:40,438 Roosevelt really gave the sense of taking over. 65 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:44,476 And I, for one, felt reassured, freed from guilt. 66 00:05:44,687 --> 00:05:50,159 I was, after all, 23 and subsidised and maybe pretty callow. 67 00:05:50,327 --> 00:05:56,846 I'd one American passion I was dying to indulge, so I headed for Mecca, for New Orleans, 68 00:05:56,687 --> 00:06:00,885 the cradle of what was, to me, the American aristocracy - 69 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:05,758 King Oliver, Duke Ellington and Earl Hines. 70 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:08,485 (JAZZ PIANO ) 71 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:51,285 (WHISTLING) 72 00:06:57,127 --> 00:07:01,439 Well, this may seem to be a very strange place of pilgrimage, 73 00:07:01,447 --> 00:07:04,837 here in a bar in New Orleans, 74 00:07:05,287 --> 00:07:10,486 in a crummy section which, in those days, never saw a white man. 75 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:15,163 But, you know, travellers always find what they're looking for. 76 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,835 Englishmen may urge Americans 77 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:23,763 to go and watch the vital institution of Question Time in the House of Commons, 78 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:28,205 but Americans still trek off to the Changing of the Guard. 79 00:07:28,327 --> 00:07:33,720 And I ought to have been looking at the beautiful houses in the Garden District, 80 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,476 and admiring Jackson Square, 81 00:07:36,487 --> 00:07:41,686 but I beat it to New Orleans with one purpose, which was to rediscover the birthplace 82 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:45,965 of what, to me, was the supreme American invention, 83 00:07:46,087 --> 00:07:48,078 the 12-bar blues. 84 00:07:48,527 --> 00:07:51,599 (BLUESY INTRO ) 85 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:05,521 The blues had a particular poignancy during the '30s because they're about depression, 86 00:08:05,807 --> 00:08:08,196 infidelity, the money all gone, 87 00:08:08,207 --> 00:08:13,076 taking a train to some greener pasture that you know isn't there. 88 00:08:19,007 --> 00:08:22,397 I first heard the blues on a piano - 89 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:28,843 they come out of the country, out of work song, into the town, first onto a piano - 90 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:35,606 in this bar, where there was a little, very old, very raddled, bent-over negro, 91 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:42,155 just playing the chords of the blues and singing the lyrics that you could hear at nights 92 00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:47,116 drifting out over the lattices of the prostitutes' cribs. 93 00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:53,078 For, certainly, 100 years, New Orleans was a shambles of corruption, 94 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:57,006 and the most easy-going town in the United States. 95 00:08:57,367 --> 00:09:01,758 At the bottom of the underworld, as usual, were the blacks. 96 00:09:01,687 --> 00:09:07,080 At the top of it were the bordellos run by ferocious madams, 97 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:13,443 the gaudiest of whom was undoubtedly a lady who called herself, after several other tries, 98 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,996 Josie Arlington. 99 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:18,885 She had white girls, black girls and octoroons, 100 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:24,360 and their charms were advertised in a blue book that you could buy for 25 cents. 101 00:09:24,727 --> 00:09:29,118 Now, there was one black man - only one - in these houses, 102 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:31,766 and he was the so-called "Perfesser". 103 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:38,116 The coloured pianist. At one time, Josie Arlington had the best, Jelly Roll Morton. 104 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:44,561 A man with a mouth like a clapper and diamonds actually inset in his teeth. 105 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:50,598 I saw him on his death bed. He maintained that he'd invented jazz. Of course, he hadn't. 106 00:09:50,647 --> 00:09:55,721 But he said to me, "If you want to play the blues, boy, just chords." 107 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,919 (BLUES CHORDS) 108 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:06,604 "And...cut out that picture-show right hand." 109 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:19,121 His show closed, I guess, and Josie's house was closed when she got religion. 110 00:10:19,207 --> 00:10:25,601 She bought herself a lavish tomb in the grandest cemetery in order to clinch her lease in heaven. 111 00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:42,684 She herself posed for this figure, intended not as her likeness, 112 00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:48,480 but to symbolise the only known species she never allowed in her house, a virgin. 113 00:10:57,767 --> 00:11:03,046 Well, this was playing hooky. I had to get down to work and up north to Yale University. 114 00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:08,120 There, in the next autumn, I discovered the most beautiful of the six New England states. 115 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,558 Vermont. 116 00:11:10,487 --> 00:11:14,685 At first glance you'd never believe the geographer who said, 117 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:20,404 "If America had been settled from west to east, New England would still be uninhabited." 118 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:26,358 But this mellow beauty is deceptive. It cloaks the poorest, stoniest soil. 119 00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:31,801 For every acre you plant, you have to plough up a hundred boulders. 120 00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:36,481 To me, there were two great surprises. 121 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:41,443 One was the domestic architecture of the late 18th and early 19th centuries. 122 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:46,116 The classical style done in wood. There were always dense forests, but no brick. 123 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:50,805 This is the courthouse in New Fane, Vermont. 124 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:54,276 The second surprise was better still, 125 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:59,601 something that the most grudging English visitors have conceded as a natural wonder. 126 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:04,483 Even Anthony Trollope's sourpuss mother broke down to say, 127 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:09,003 "In what they call the fall, the whole country goes to glory." 128 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:15,367 The fall colouring is something that everybody admires but nobody explains. 129 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:20,237 Well, on rich, rainy soils, the sap keeps flowing into the leaves 130 00:12:20,327 --> 00:12:22,795 and they stay green till they drop. 131 00:12:22,727 --> 00:12:26,720 But on the poor, rocky soil of Vermont, the dry autumn blocks the sap 132 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:31,717 with a new growth of hard cells at the base of the twig, and the greens fade. 133 00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:37,400 In the oaks, abundant sunlight and the lack of nitrogen bring out the lemons and golds. 134 00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:41,280 And the maples. In summer, they start like this. 135 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:46,960 But once the first frost sharpens the acid, the sunlight develops it out into yellow, 136 00:12:47,207 --> 00:12:49,516 then streaks of red, 137 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:53,237 and so into the full scarlet of their prime, 138 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,597 before they turn and die again. 139 00:12:56,887 --> 00:13:02,484 The glory begins quickly, with a blaze of ferns and blueberry bushes and sumach. 140 00:13:58,327 --> 00:14:01,524 The fall is nothing more than the burning out 141 00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:05,396 of what is poor in the soil and bitter in the leaf. 142 00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:10,999 "It is," said a famous naturalist, "essentially death that causes all the brave show." 143 00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:26,605 At the end of the college year, summer vacation, 144 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,718 Chicago the first stop on my grand tour of the West. 145 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,361 It was having a World's Fair. 146 00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:39,885 That's me. 40 years ago, my hair turned black, maybe from fright. 147 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:46,236 I'd no sooner let my mother know where to write than I had her cable begging me to escape 148 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:49,684 from the incessant crossfire of the gangsters. 149 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:52,446 So I got out of town before it was too late, 150 00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:55,445 and drove through the Midwest to the Prairie, 151 00:14:55,527 --> 00:15:00,123 where men were men and boys had something called "get up and go". 152 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:05,196 And this was it. The high, flat land of broiling summers and Arctic winters. 153 00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:11,885 With a few homesteaders. Simple, square, unlettered folk, I condescendingly assumed. 154 00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:17,640 I was in for a shock. It was here, I learned, that "get up and go" was no myth. 155 00:15:17,607 --> 00:15:22,317 Here, for instance, two farm boys had turned their small home town 156 00:15:22,407 --> 00:15:25,205 into a capital city of world medicine. 157 00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:32,039 I took an interest in medicine, partly because my two closest friends were medical students, 158 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:37,037 partly because I married a doctor's widow and inherited a medical library, 159 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:43,646 but mainly because of the great incentive that comes from being a hypochondriac. 160 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:48,363 The time came when I was invited to visit as a guest and a reporter 161 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:53,561 what, to me, is one of the most romantic and impressive of American institutions. 162 00:15:53,847 --> 00:15:59,638 It's a story that any self-respecting publisher would turn down as fiction. 163 00:16:00,247 --> 00:16:02,841 In 1862, the Sioux Indians of Minnesota 164 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:07,678 were denied their annual food allowance by a stupid government agent. 165 00:16:07,847 --> 00:16:12,398 So they looted the stores and murdered and maimed the neighbouring families. 166 00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:16,958 The local doctor who took care of the casualties was William Mayo, 167 00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:21,563 an immigrant from Salford, England, who had some chemistry and an itch for medicine. 168 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:25,960 He'd worked in a run-down New York hospital, quit in disgust, 169 00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:29,800 and got a medical degree of sorts from a Midwestern college. 170 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:35,839 He moved on to the Prairie, to Rochester, Minnesota, and became a doctor on horseback. 171 00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:40,603 The frontier then was seething with malaria and typhoid and dysentery, 172 00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:43,367 and he was a very busy young man. 173 00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:47,878 And this is just about what remains of his meagre equipment. 174 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,196 This was his pride and joy. 175 00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:55,158 A microscope, a great rarity then. It cost the fortune of $600. 176 00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:58,602 To buy it, he had to mortgage his house. 177 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:04,240 Now, this was a time when doctors washed up, if at all, AFTER an operation. 178 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,202 Surgery was amputation, not yet repair. 179 00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:14,682 And these are some of his rather grim and grimy operating tools. 180 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:21,366 You see, Lister and antisepsis and asepsis, microorganisms had never been heard of. 181 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:26,241 The smallest thing that could infect you was something you could touch and see, 182 00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:28,518 say, a house fly. 183 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,919 Mayo operated in all weathers at all hours 184 00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:36,278 in kitchens and farmhouses and shacks along flooded roads, 185 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,996 opening up gall bladders, 186 00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:42,204 much more daringly, extracting tumours. 187 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:45,165 Often with this corkscrew. 188 00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:50,446 And pretty soon his reputation spread and patients came in from 100 miles around. 189 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,597 Now, he had two sons. 190 00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:57,239 Will, who performed farm chores with his younger brother Charlie. 191 00:17:57,407 --> 00:18:02,401 Before they were out of their teens, they were off with their father on his rounds, 192 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:06,075 mixing drugs, dressing wounds, watching autopsies. 193 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,201 They took their first anatomy lesson 194 00:18:09,407 --> 00:18:13,400 from the skeleton of this Indian killed in the Sioux uprising. 195 00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:16,801 By the time they were ready for college, 196 00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:22,081 Michigan had a compulsory three-year instead of the usual six-month course in medicine. 197 00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:24,602 So Will went there. 198 00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:29,722 Chicago had done the same thing, and Charlie was sent to Chicago. 199 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:33,960 From the start, they never meant to make their careers in the East. 200 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:39,643 They came back always to their home town. "We were green," said Charlie, "and we knew it." 201 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:46,286 The old man commanded them in their childhood to read at least two hours a day. 202 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:50,246 And they read and they bought and they borrowed 203 00:18:50,207 --> 00:18:54,200 the medical literature of the great men in the world outside. 204 00:18:54,527 --> 00:19:00,841 They did everything that a town and country doctor did, but they wanted to go on learning. 205 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:06,239 There was nowhere to go. There was no graduate school of advanced medicine. 206 00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:10,725 So they kept in touch with their idols by writing and visiting. 207 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:13,441 They heard about an operation in Munich, 208 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:18,323 and they tried it out in one-horse towns called Henderson and Le Sueur. 209 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:21,519 No surgeon was too far away to visit. 210 00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:26,438 They picked up the latest knowledge about perforated ulcers from Germany, 211 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:32,203 abdominal surgery from England, diagnosis from a Dane, Fallopian tubes from a Philadelphian. 212 00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:39,004 And one day Charlie made a pilgrimage just to look at Louis Pasteur. 213 00:19:39,407 --> 00:19:42,956 In all, they made over 80 journeys to Europe. 214 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:48,326 By the 1900s, their fame as surgeons was such that the traffic went into reverse. 215 00:19:48,407 --> 00:19:52,605 The world's doctors came to Rochester. And so would the patients. 216 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:58,638 They flooded out the offices the brothers shared with their father in an old Masonic building. 217 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:03,437 Today, this Prairie town, population 50,000, 218 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:07,277 takes in an annual quarter of a million patients, 219 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:12,037 mostly medical puzzles coming not to a hospital for prescribed treatment, 220 00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:16,320 but to a clinic for expert diagnosis, the Mayo Clinic. 221 00:20:17,127 --> 00:20:22,838 Every Monday morning, extra chairs are set out for people who start lining up at 6am. 222 00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:27,725 Some have appointments. Some come in hope or desperation. 223 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:33,205 Nobody, rich or poor, is turned away from this self-endowed and supporting clinic. 224 00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:43,079 Over 70 years ago, the Mayos had come on an organising genius, Henry Plummer, 225 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:49,959 who devised a filing system, a layout of lights to indicate which specialists are on call, 226 00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:55,281 a system which gave to the doctor the maximum possible time with his patient. 227 00:20:55,567 --> 00:21:02,564 We will get a chest X-ray, an electrocardiogram, some routine blood tests and a urine analysis. 228 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:07,079 When these are completed, I'll see you again and go over these. 229 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:11,046 Six-five-eight. Calcified granuloma. 230 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:23,876 Plummer had the foresight to see that the filing of every patient's medical history 231 00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:26,395 could be a priceless research tool. 232 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:31,597 And here they are, nearly three million of them, a huge memory bank 233 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:38,684 contributing to the aim of helping specialists unravel a skein of similar medical puzzles 234 00:21:38,607 --> 00:21:42,805 and arrive at a new diagnosis and better treatment. 235 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:47,523 Yes, because there were fistulae like crazy, all over the place. 236 00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:51,845 Um...there were multiple ulcers and multiple fistulae. 237 00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:57,885 I think this is very probably Crohn's disease, rather than CUC, though it's recorded as CUC, 238 00:21:57,927 --> 00:22:03,718 From the start, the Mayos had pioneered the practice of teaching as they operated. 239 00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:09,478 What the doctors gained from seeing the minutiae of an operation in a ceiling mirror 240 00:22:09,727 --> 00:22:15,120 was the sense of participation in a problem that could then be discussed at length. 241 00:22:20,727 --> 00:22:23,525 If you all take your stethoscopes, please. 242 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:30,400 These are not medical students, but physicians come here to advance towards a specialty. 243 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:35,561 The patient must be on his left side. If you'll turn over on your left side, please. 244 00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:41,278 Then, if you will find the point of maximum impulse. 245 00:22:43,047 --> 00:22:47,518 Gently place the bell of the scope over that area. 246 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:52,441 You will then hear all the classical findings of mitral stenosis. 247 00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:56,084 - (HEARTBEAT) - There you are. 248 00:22:56,327 --> 00:23:01,685 A loud first heart sound. Second sound, followed by the opening snap. 249 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:06,363 And then the long, low-frequency hollow diastolic rumble, 250 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:09,957 ending again in the loud first heart sound. 251 00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:13,761 Do you all hear that? You all do? Fine. 252 00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:17,079 What it all means is that a baffling case 253 00:23:16,967 --> 00:23:21,358 needn't go limping from Houston to London to Tokyo to Berlin. 254 00:23:21,647 --> 00:23:28,041 He comes here and finds 100 variations of his problem filed and on tap in 15 minutes, 255 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:32,565 and international experts available on a single floor. 256 00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:39,001 The possibilities are thymomas, teratomas and lymphomas. 257 00:23:38,927 --> 00:23:42,920 And...it appears to be extremely large. 258 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,961 Well, things do look pretty bad for him, 259 00:23:46,247 --> 00:23:51,844 but anything that you can do to help us would be appreciated both by the patient and by myself. 260 00:23:52,007 --> 00:23:57,206 I'll introduce you to him. Meantime, take those other films for another patient. 261 00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:05,320 Well, sir, everything looks pretty good on these tests we've been running for you. 262 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:10,123 The blood tests have come out very well. Your analysis is negative. 263 00:24:10,327 --> 00:24:16,118 The only thing to mention are changes on the chest X-ray, probably due to tuberculosis. 264 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:22,437 Ah, that would be this, politely called swollen glands when it was taken out at the age of four. 265 00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:24,478 - Due to raw milk? - It was. 266 00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:28,400 We don't see very much of that since milk has all been pasteurised. 267 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:34,438 It's long-standing. We see it on your old films. We don't have anything but good news for you. 268 00:24:34,487 --> 00:24:38,685 If you want to put your things on, we'll get you released. 269 00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:41,526 Thank you very much. 270 00:24:43,847 --> 00:24:50,241 Charlie Mayo, by the way, had as hard a time as anybody persuading the local farmers 271 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:55,436 to submit their herds to a tuberculin test or have the milk pasteurised. 272 00:24:55,367 --> 00:25:00,566 They came through with the argument universal among farmers. Took the good out of the milk. 273 00:25:00,647 --> 00:25:04,640 He persuaded them that it also took out the tubercle bacillus. 274 00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:08,960 They yielded when they found it was economically profitable. 275 00:25:09,287 --> 00:25:15,681 Charlie actually founded a demonstration farm which is now a great dairy-producing centre. 276 00:25:17,447 --> 00:25:23,443 I hope you've seen enough to make you think again about the Prairie and its human products. 277 00:25:23,207 --> 00:25:29,601 There's a legend which is accepted everywhere in the cities of Europe and the Eastern seaboard 278 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:32,919 that whatever's square comes from the Midwest, 279 00:25:33,287 --> 00:25:40,079 that nothing but corn and bigotry are grown on the Prairie and through the rural South. 280 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,805 Well, it may be nauseating to sophisticates, 281 00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:49,281 but they have to think of the hundreds of giants who imbibed their values here in the hinterland 282 00:25:49,607 --> 00:25:52,405 and gave something good to this country, 283 00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:55,877 from Andrew Jackson to Henry Clay, 284 00:25:56,327 --> 00:26:00,320 Abraham Lincoln, William Jennings Bryan, Mark Twain. 285 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:04,160 And in our own time, Senator Norris of Nebraska, 286 00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:09,481 Eisenhower of Kansas, Admiral Nimitz of Texas, Frank Lloyd Wright, Sherwood Anderson, 287 00:26:09,727 --> 00:26:14,721 not to mention the boy whose mother said that he ploughed the straightest furrow 288 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,396 in Jackson County, Missouri, 289 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:22,401 and who became a man able to shoulder the presidency with enough confidence 290 00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:26,077 to coin two immortal political axioms. 291 00:26:26,047 --> 00:26:30,040 "If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen." 292 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:34,645 And "The buck stops here." Harry S Truman. 293 00:26:43,287 --> 00:26:47,280 Back in 1933, I thought the Prairie was the West. 294 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:53,236 But after rattling over another 1,000 miles in a second-hand $60 Ford, this was the West, 295 00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:59,966 and I still had another 600 miles to go before I came, at last, to look out on the Pacific. 296 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:04,079 I was relieved to find it was well named. 297 00:27:04,447 --> 00:27:09,077 You see, I'd been exposed to the newspapers of William Randolph Hearst, 298 00:27:09,247 --> 00:27:11,841 looked out from his castle across to the Orient, 299 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:18,565 and he seemed to live in a stew of apprehension about either the yellow peril or the red menace. 300 00:27:18,727 --> 00:27:24,279 So much so that I half expected to see the Russian navy ploughing into Monterey Bay. 301 00:27:24,447 --> 00:27:29,043 But I was fascinated to learn later something that may have haunted Hearst. 302 00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:35,681 A century and a half before him, this coastline was really threatened by a Russian invasion. 303 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:41,883 And all because of this plump and comical animal, a Disney version of Colonel Blimp, 304 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,922 the sea otter. 305 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:48,280 The Russians were the first to hear about this precious animal, 306 00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:54,316 and they sent ships down from the Aleutians to fish for him in Monterey Bay, his habitat. 307 00:27:54,847 --> 00:28:01,844 Now, at that time, the 1760s, upper California, what we call California, was part of New Spain. 308 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:05,244 It had been vaguely explored, not settled, 309 00:28:05,407 --> 00:28:09,798 and the only people known to live here were Indians so fierce 310 00:28:09,727 --> 00:28:14,323 that the general who conquered lower California said that to subdue them 311 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,520 you'd need to hire 60 gorillas from Guatemala. 312 00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:24,717 And he wasn't talking about foot soldiers. He was talking about GO-rillas, the beasts. 313 00:28:24,607 --> 00:28:30,398 However, King Charles III of Spain, when he heard about the Russians coming into this bay, 314 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:33,645 assumed they were going to set up an empire. 315 00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:38,323 All they were out for was the sea otter. When they fished him out, they left. 316 00:28:38,527 --> 00:28:43,999 But King Charles ordered a military expedition to go up from Mexico, build a chain of forts, 317 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,755 and hold the coast of California. 318 00:28:48,247 --> 00:28:53,037 The Spanish conquered California, and it remained Mexican till 1848. 319 00:28:53,047 --> 00:28:55,515 Every spring we're reminded of them 320 00:28:55,447 --> 00:29:02,319 by the mustard seed they scattered along their 600-mile march as a trail for later travellers. 321 00:29:02,687 --> 00:29:05,599 If we follow it north today, 322 00:29:05,887 --> 00:29:08,606 it brings us to San Francisco, 323 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:11,884 the one city every foreigner falls in love with, 324 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:18,362 an infatuation which San Franciscans themselves regard as sensible and inevitable. 325 00:29:18,447 --> 00:29:23,965 First, it has a majestic site between an ocean and a spacious bay. 326 00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:28,325 I know no other city so splendid from afar 327 00:29:28,447 --> 00:29:31,439 and so cosy from close quarters. 328 00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:38,559 Seeing it was built on precipitous hills, 329 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:42,685 the first thing I did was to see the city from its unique form of transport, 330 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:49,236 cable cars, so-called because they are tethered to a cable running through underground tunnels. 331 00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:47,276 It was an exhilarating surprise to find that the capital of the West exploited its streets 332 00:30:47,407 --> 00:30:50,205 as switchbacks in an amusement park. 333 00:30:51,687 --> 00:30:56,283 What made it possible to build streets and houses all over the nine hills 334 00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:59,279 is the fact that San Francisco is free of frost. 335 00:30:59,487 --> 00:31:05,483 If it weren't, there'd be an unholy pile-up of trucks and cars worthy of a James Bond chase. 336 00:31:07,647 --> 00:31:11,640 Admittedly, it's quite a strain teetering up and down the streets, 337 00:31:11,487 --> 00:31:15,480 but it imposes in a frantic world an easy tempo of life, 338 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:20,000 not only on the halt and aged, but on you and me. 339 00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:26,956 This leisurely pace gives you the sensation of living in a series of hilly villages, 340 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:32,115 which somehow compose a city that is huge, but unforbidding. 341 00:31:32,527 --> 00:31:36,725 And it was from the start a polyglot collection of villages. 342 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:39,036 The Chinese came in to build the railroads. 343 00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:44,043 The Gold Rush brought Yankees, Russians, Scots, Italians, Cornishmen 344 00:31:44,247 --> 00:31:47,045 to rub elbows and to roost. 345 00:32:06,647 --> 00:32:09,445 A tolerant city, where the oddity, 346 00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:14,477 the old and young, the hobbyist, athlete, businessman, hippy and hobo 347 00:32:14,607 --> 00:32:19,203 can, in the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, do their own thing. 348 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:26,323 You discover a garden which, somewhere else, would be in a quiet suburb, 349 00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:30,120 but here it's on a rooftop bang in the middle of the city. 350 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:33,796 I think that's the main thing. 351 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,881 It's the least monolithic of American cities 352 00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:42,159 because most of it was rebuilt in a hurry soon after the earthquake and the fire of 1906. 353 00:32:42,447 --> 00:32:45,245 Not the best period for domestic architecture, 354 00:32:45,327 --> 00:32:49,525 but families then had a prejudice in favour of having their own houses, 355 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:54,477 crazy, rambling little castles, by force of the geography on many levels, 356 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:59,403 where you can take the air or hide, garden, work, play, drink 357 00:32:59,447 --> 00:33:03,281 and reproduce the species in an orderly manner. 358 00:33:05,207 --> 00:33:09,200 They have not swept away poky little alleys and gardens. 359 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:14,123 This, for instance, is a public right of way where you can snooze or squat 360 00:33:14,247 --> 00:33:19,640 and look out on Alcatraz, the old prison fortress for the nation's desperadoes, 361 00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:24,203 who had only this narrow slip of icy water between them and freedom. 362 00:33:24,407 --> 00:33:27,205 19 men tried to swim it. None of them made it. 363 00:33:27,287 --> 00:33:34,159 If one had, he might have been a hero, because San Francisco has cherished far wilder types. 364 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:44,481 I don't suppose any other city ever brought out 10,000 people for the funeral of a dog. 365 00:33:44,407 --> 00:33:47,604 And a mongrel, at that. It's quite a story. 366 00:33:47,647 --> 00:33:52,357 The dog belonged to a really wild eccentric. An Englishman, naturally. 367 00:33:52,727 --> 00:33:55,241 His name was Joshua Norton. 368 00:33:55,607 --> 00:34:01,603 He was a trader who came here in the Gold Rush year, 1849, but he didn't need the money. 369 00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:06,361 He had $40,000 in his pocket, and he parlayed it into a quarter of a million, 370 00:34:06,687 --> 00:34:09,679 which today would be two or three millions. 371 00:34:09,927 --> 00:34:13,920 Then he tried to corner the rice market, and failed. 372 00:34:14,247 --> 00:34:17,444 And he went broke, and he went barmy. 373 00:34:17,167 --> 00:34:22,241 One day he appeared at a newspaper office with what he said was a proclamation. 374 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,116 And this is how it began. 375 00:34:25,127 --> 00:34:30,997 "At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of the United States, 376 00:34:31,407 --> 00:34:35,878 "I do declare and proclaim myself Emperor of the United States." 377 00:34:35,727 --> 00:34:38,446 Later he added, "Protector of Mexico". 378 00:34:38,607 --> 00:34:43,601 Well, the paper printed it and the whole town rallied to this masquerade. 379 00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:47,959 He was allowed to eat and drink free in all public restaurants. 380 00:34:48,527 --> 00:34:53,681 He had his own currency printed, and it was honoured by the banks, up to 50 cents. 381 00:34:53,727 --> 00:34:59,802 At the theatre, three seats were always reserved on opening nights for him and his two mongrels, 382 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,356 Bummer and Lazarus. 383 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:04,676 It was Lazarus who died, 384 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:10,125 and thereafter the Emperor and Bummer sat flanking an empty reserved seat. 385 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:14,122 He set out each morning to bow to his citizens. 386 00:35:14,367 --> 00:35:18,406 Up at the Presidio, which is the San Francisco military fort, 387 00:35:18,487 --> 00:35:21,604 he was allowed once a year to review his troops. 388 00:35:21,847 --> 00:35:27,444 It was not an easy-going life. As King-Emperor, he conducted his own foreign policy. 389 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:32,920 He was very devoted to amicable Anglo-American relations, 390 00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:37,483 and during a very sticky period he wired President Lincoln 391 00:35:37,607 --> 00:35:40,917 and commanded him to marry Queen Victoria. 392 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,365 Just for the record, Lincoln let it go. 393 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:52,681 He had three ideas so insane that the city would not indulge him. 394 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:57,757 He proposed a league of nations, he urged the building of a great bridge, 395 00:35:58,087 --> 00:36:03,605 he suggested that they pour land into the bay to provide hundreds of acres for new buildings. 396 00:36:03,807 --> 00:36:09,120 All these ideas were considered preposterous until they were acted on. 397 00:36:09,327 --> 00:36:12,763 When he died, 30,000 people turned out, 398 00:36:12,887 --> 00:36:17,881 and today in the San Francisco Cemetery there is a simple grave and a headstone, 399 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:24,686 and on it, "Norton the First, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, 400 00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:28,323 "1819 to 1880." 401 00:36:34,047 --> 00:36:37,357 Most cities have some characteristic sound. 402 00:36:37,407 --> 00:36:41,923 The theme song of San Francisco is the bellow of the foghorn. 403 00:36:44,887 --> 00:36:47,276 (FOGHORN) 404 00:36:47,447 --> 00:36:53,966 Far out in the Pacific Ocean is an icy patch of water which is 50 miles long. 405 00:36:54,167 --> 00:37:00,356 And across it the west winds blow, and they condense into plumes of cold, white fog, 406 00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:05,323 which come hurtling in through the Golden Gate Bridge at the speed of freight cars. 407 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:08,165 This gives the city its air-conditioning system 408 00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:13,241 and guarantees an average temperature in the 60s all through the year, 409 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:16,159 varying very little more than 5 or 8 degrees, 410 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:20,520 so that anything over 70 here is a heatwave. 411 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:25,637 And when that happens, the natives, like Londoners, tend to panic. 412 00:37:25,647 --> 00:37:29,640 Which reminds me of my favourite London newspaper headline. 413 00:37:29,727 --> 00:37:33,037 "73 again tomorrow. No relief in sight." 414 00:37:33,407 --> 00:37:36,205 (FOGHORN) 415 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:59,361 In the second and last year of my fellowship, I moved to Harvard University. 416 00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:02,206 During my tour, something had dawned on me 417 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:07,077 that every Englishman since the 17th century has claimed as a personal discovery, 418 00:39:07,287 --> 00:39:11,599 that the English of England and America are separate languages. 419 00:39:11,607 --> 00:39:14,326 So I went to study the American language, 420 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:19,515 and soon was lucky enough to be corresponding with the greatest living authority. 421 00:39:19,847 --> 00:39:23,442 One morning I had a letter, postmarked Baltimore, 422 00:39:23,687 --> 00:39:29,080 which invited me to "come down here and share with me some of the gorgeous crabs 423 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:33,563 "that infest the protein factory of Chesapeake Bay." 424 00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:38,443 A highly individual invitation that came from a man who, at one time, 425 00:39:38,567 --> 00:39:42,560 was as influential in America as Bernard Shaw in Britain, 426 00:39:42,887 --> 00:39:46,880 and was the most unforgettable American that I've ever met, 427 00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:53,806 and remains, I believe, the most entertaining journalist of the 20th century, HL Mencken. 428 00:39:53,927 --> 00:39:58,523 He was born the grandson of a German immigrant in Baltimore, 429 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:04,683 and was brought at the age of three to this typical row house by his father, a cigar maker. 430 00:40:04,447 --> 00:40:08,440 He never left it, though he was offered fat money to move to New York, 431 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:11,486 which he dismissed as a third-rate Babylon. 432 00:40:11,647 --> 00:40:17,882 He wanted none of his father's cigar business and decided to become a newspaperman, 433 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:22,718 and so lay in all the worldly wisdom of a police lieutenant, 434 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:26,237 a bartender, a shyster lawyer and a midwife. 435 00:40:26,567 --> 00:40:30,560 He was an unbeliever in every pillar of the establishment, 436 00:40:30,407 --> 00:40:34,366 from labour leaders and chiropractors to bishops and presidents. 437 00:40:34,847 --> 00:40:41,161 President Coolidge, for example, slept more than any president before or since. 438 00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:46,207 When an excited reporter rushed in to announce that Coolidge was dead, 439 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:49,963 Mencken said, "How do they know?" 440 00:40:49,967 --> 00:40:54,438 And he promptly sat down and wrote Coolidge's epitaph. 441 00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:58,316 "He had no ideas and was not a nuisance." 442 00:40:58,487 --> 00:41:03,880 Mencken was the terror of the churches, the politicians, all respectable people, 443 00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:06,361 and the delight of college intellectuals. 444 00:41:06,647 --> 00:41:12,961 There was a time in the 1920s when his campus followers carried this magazine around 445 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:18,885 as reverently as the Chinese, so we are told, carry "The Thoughts Of Chairman Mao". 446 00:41:18,647 --> 00:41:24,244 He started this magazine, and in it he undertook his most serious and best crusade, 447 00:41:24,407 --> 00:41:31,199 to destroy what he called "the marshmallow gentility" of the then current American fiction, 448 00:41:31,607 --> 00:41:35,805 and to throw the doors open to the new and the young realists, 449 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:40,921 to Theodore Dreiser and James T Farrell and James M Cain and Scott Fitzgerald 450 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,675 and O'Neill and Sinclair Lewis. 451 00:41:43,607 --> 00:41:49,921 In fact, he launched the first body of genuinely first-rate native American literature. 452 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:57,160 The odd thing about my friendship with him was that I amalgamated in one person 453 00:41:57,247 --> 00:41:59,841 every human type he disliked. 454 00:42:00,127 --> 00:42:05,121 He distrusted Englishmen, abominated radio broadcasting, which became my trade. 455 00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:09,318 He said that broadcasters suffered from "perfumed tonsils". 456 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:13,925 He despised Methodists, and I had been brought up as one. 457 00:42:14,047 --> 00:42:20,236 As for golf, which I regard as a holy exercise, if not a marvellous mania, 458 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:25,486 he wrote, "If I had my way, any man guilty of golf 459 00:42:25,567 --> 00:42:30,960 "would be ineligible for any office of trust under these United States." 460 00:42:32,287 --> 00:42:37,486 Well, human chemistry, as it can, prevailed over a lifelong prejudice. 461 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:41,003 And, like many another giant of idiosyncrasy, 462 00:42:40,927 --> 00:42:45,717 he astonished his opponents by being in private so mild, so courteous, 463 00:42:46,207 --> 00:42:51,201 preferring, as he said, "an opponent who fights like a gentleman in a duel 464 00:42:51,007 --> 00:42:54,716 "to a sailor cleaning out a waterfront saloon." 465 00:42:55,807 --> 00:43:00,801 Well, I, being terrified of violence, found a link in that. And there were others. 466 00:43:01,087 --> 00:43:05,080 He taught me first, and I confirmed it many times on the road, 467 00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:08,205 that there's no such thing as ideological truth. 468 00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:12,280 To the extent that a reporter is a liberal reporter, 469 00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:17,804 or a communist or a conservative or a republican reporter, he's no reporter at all. 470 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:21,796 Well, he was floored by the Depression. 471 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:27,599 To jeer at democracy when it paid off in steaks and a car in every garage was one thing. 472 00:43:27,767 --> 00:43:33,956 To pipe the same tune in the unfunny days of 13 million unemployed, that was another. 473 00:43:34,007 --> 00:43:38,797 His fame dwindled, and he devoted himself to his old hobby of the language, 474 00:43:38,807 --> 00:43:41,605 adding two volumes to the incomparable original. 475 00:43:42,047 --> 00:43:45,039 And then he sat down and wrote his memoir. 476 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:47,919 By now, he was no longer a reporter on the hop. 477 00:43:48,287 --> 00:43:52,166 But every four years he pinned on his press badge 478 00:43:52,407 --> 00:43:56,878 and he went off to cover what he called "the nine-ring circuses" 479 00:43:57,127 --> 00:44:00,119 of the presidential nominating conventions. 480 00:44:00,007 --> 00:44:05,400 I was with him at the last convention he ever attended - Philadelphia, 1948. 481 00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:10,761 It was a third party convention of a renegade Democrat, Henry Wallace, 482 00:44:10,687 --> 00:44:14,362 who assembled a very motley army of disciples. 483 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:20,238 When it was all over, we were sitting around in a hotel suite when the door burst open 484 00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:26,637 and we were invaded by a posse of young radicals looking for the villain, Mencken. 485 00:44:26,527 --> 00:44:31,521 It was a very touchy moment, but he solved it by getting down on his feet. 486 00:44:31,807 --> 00:44:36,801 I say "down" because he was smaller standing up than he was sitting down. 487 00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:43,360 He asked them to rise and honour his guest, me, by singing "God Save The King". 488 00:44:43,607 --> 00:44:47,600 Which they did. Then he fed them beer and sandwiches. 489 00:44:47,927 --> 00:44:53,718 I remember there was a...there was a girl, grim, sweaty, unpalatable. 490 00:44:53,687 --> 00:44:58,681 And Mencken kept looking, and he put his glasses on and he goggled at her. 491 00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:03,757 And then he leaned over and he whispered to me, "Look at that girl. 492 00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:07,362 "Makes you want to burn every bed in the world." 493 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:11,286 Well, it was his last happy fling. 494 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:17,841 Three months later, he had a stroke, and he was never able to read or write again. 495 00:45:18,047 --> 00:45:24,043 Through his last years, he sat at home, surrounded by an ocean of books, 496 00:45:23,807 --> 00:45:30,155 like a castaway sailor, mocked by the one element that he had loved and mastered. 497 00:45:30,607 --> 00:45:35,397 But while he was alive and kicking, he skinned everything in America 498 00:45:35,407 --> 00:45:41,403 that he thought pretentious, shoddy, pompous and glossily second-rate. 499 00:45:41,647 --> 00:45:47,040 And when high gifts are at hand, nobody can skin America like an American. 500 00:45:47,007 --> 00:45:49,805 He didn't give a damn and he couldn't be bought, 501 00:45:50,367 --> 00:45:54,360 though he was offered fortunes to do some other man's bidding. 502 00:45:54,207 --> 00:45:58,200 When I was a starting newspaperman, he gave me this advice. 503 00:45:58,527 --> 00:46:02,042 "Never accept a free ticket from a theatre manager, 504 00:46:02,367 --> 00:46:06,758 "a free ride from the Chamber of Commerce or a favour from a politician. 505 00:46:06,687 --> 00:46:10,885 "That way," he said, "you will find that shaving in the morning 506 00:46:11,007 --> 00:46:13,999 "can be a relatively agreeable pastime." 507 00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:21,598 He died in his 76th year, listening to his favourite composer, Beethoven. 508 00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:25,560 He was a lifelong atheist, and we don't know where he is now. 509 00:46:25,887 --> 00:46:31,280 But when someone asked him what would happen if he found himself in heaven, 510 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:37,436 he said, "If I do fetch up with the twelve Apostles, I shall say, 'Gentlemen, I was wrong."' 511 00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:49,604 After the influence of this man, I realised at the end of the two years of my first stay 512 00:46:49,767 --> 00:46:55,239 that the one indelible memory of America was the landscape of the West. 513 00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:57,881 Most of all, those mammoth canyons 514 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:04,561 which white men stumbled on, and incorporated a century ago into a national park system. 515 00:47:04,407 --> 00:47:11,199 Here in two canyons in Utah, Zion and Bryce, a geologist can think he's gone to heaven 516 00:47:11,607 --> 00:47:15,805 and count the layers of gravel and lime and silica and iron 517 00:47:15,927 --> 00:47:22,526 which were carved into these fantasies by nothing but water, wind, rain, snow and frost 518 00:47:22,647 --> 00:47:25,036 through 20 million years. 519 00:47:25,047 --> 00:47:29,643 But the rest of us don't even peer to look for the embedded fossils 520 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,645 of trees, snails and dinosaurs. 521 00:47:32,727 --> 00:47:37,926 We simply stand dumbfounded before these natural cathedrals, 522 00:47:38,007 --> 00:47:45,004 a visual expression of the straightforward grandeur of Johann Sebastian Bach. 523 00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:48,199 (CHOIR SINGING) 524 00:48:18,327 --> 00:48:21,922 Here, man himself is a Johnny-come-lately. 525 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:26,957 And it was here, I was amazed to discover, that America was settled. 526 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:30,439 Not in Florida or Virginia or Massachusetts. 527 00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:36,436 It was in this sort of country that men who had come from Asia made the first American homes. 528 00:48:36,807 --> 00:48:41,881 This is where it all started, and this is where we shall begin our history 529 00:48:42,007 --> 00:48:46,000 of the land that became the United States of America.