1 00:00:33,593 --> 00:00:37,188 These programs almost always begin with a blank page 2 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,696 and, in my case, a blank mind, 3 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,858 trying to find some kind of single trigger 4 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:44,970 that will kick off the show, an idea. 5 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:54,340 And then suddenly, whatever it is springs to mind, 6 00:00:54,481 --> 00:00:55,607 and away you go. 7 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,812 Sometimes, as in the case of this program, 8 00:01:03,957 --> 00:01:07,085 all it takes to change everything is this: 9 00:01:16,569 --> 00:01:18,696 History was changed by one word. 10 00:01:18,838 --> 00:01:20,499 The word meant "and the Son," 11 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,039 as in, "The Holy Spirit 12 00:01:22,175 --> 00:01:25,110 comes from the Father and the Son together." 13 00:01:25,245 --> 00:01:27,475 The word was "filioque," 14 00:01:27,614 --> 00:01:30,515 and the whole of Catholic theology rested on it. 15 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:33,380 So when the Greeks dropped the word, 16 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,851 the pope hit the roof. 17 00:01:49,769 --> 00:01:52,533 The papal fuss went on for 400 years, 18 00:01:52,672 --> 00:01:54,572 with Rome threatening to chuck the Greeks out 19 00:01:54,707 --> 00:01:56,470 if they didn't put "filioque" back, 20 00:01:56,609 --> 00:01:58,600 and them saying, "Oh, yeah?" 21 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:03,273 And finally, in 1053, they got the boot, 22 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:05,043 about which they could have cared less, 23 00:02:05,185 --> 00:02:07,915 living as they did in imperial Constantinople. 24 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:22,231 No, there's nothing wrong with the music. 25 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:26,828 It's just that the great Greek city on the Bosporus called Constantinople 26 00:02:26,973 --> 00:02:30,409 is today the great Turkish city on the Bosporus 27 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,067 called Istanbul-- 28 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,176 today Turkish Islamic; 29 00:02:35,315 --> 00:02:37,840 back then, still Greek Christian. 30 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:40,748 So you know what problem I'm about to mention: 31 00:02:42,689 --> 00:02:43,815 the fact that the Greeks here 32 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:45,822 had no idea what was about to hit them. 33 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,790 Well, in their position, nor would you have. 34 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:50,020 I mean, we're talking about a superpower here. 35 00:02:50,163 --> 00:02:52,222 This place was a crossroads of the world. 36 00:02:52,365 --> 00:02:55,425 So being threatened by some tin-pot Roman pope 37 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:58,298 was a little bit like Luxembourg versus America. 38 00:02:58,438 --> 00:03:01,737 So who needed a bunch of illiterate louts over in Europe anyway? 39 00:03:02,942 --> 00:03:04,569 Well, by mid-15th century, 40 00:03:04,711 --> 00:03:08,374 with the Turkish artillery outside the walls, they did. 41 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:09,674 So in very short order, 42 00:03:09,816 --> 00:03:12,216 there was an obsequious diplomatic mission over in Italy 43 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:14,252 asking the pope for help. 44 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:15,752 "AII right," said the pope, 45 00:03:15,888 --> 00:03:18,322 "but add 'filioque' to your services." 46 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:19,550 What a memory. 47 00:03:19,692 --> 00:03:22,024 "AII right," the Greeks said, "we will." 48 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,061 Too late, as you can see. 49 00:03:33,806 --> 00:03:37,742 In 1 453, the Turkish army took Constantinople, 50 00:03:37,877 --> 00:03:39,970 changed the name to Istanbul, 51 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:42,479 and everything went instantly Islamic. 52 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:46,884 And all of a sudden, those Greek diplomats off in Italy 53 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:49,181 haggling with the pope about a rescue mission 54 00:03:49,322 --> 00:03:53,190 and "filioque" and other matters now kind of irrelevant 55 00:03:53,326 --> 00:03:55,954 had two problems: 56 00:03:56,095 --> 00:03:58,996 nowhere to come home to and no job. 57 00:03:59,132 --> 00:04:01,327 Fortunately, however, they could do one thing 58 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:03,298 their Italian hosts couldn't: 59 00:04:08,274 --> 00:04:09,764 speak Greek. 60 00:04:09,909 --> 00:04:11,900 So they gave the Europeans language lessons 61 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:13,569 and kicked off what we call the Renaissance, 62 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:15,874 because when the Italians got a sight of the books 63 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:17,607 these guys had brought along with them, 64 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,342 they went nuts-- 65 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:22,578 all the ancient Greek philosophers, 66 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:26,249 the scientists, the technology, the literature, 67 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:30,226 which the Greek exiles now obligingly translated 68 00:04:30,797 --> 00:04:33,459 and one particular Italian obligingly passed around 69 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:36,193 in editions of 1,000 at a time, 70 00:04:36,336 --> 00:04:39,362 because he'd invented a way to print scribble. 71 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:48,603 The printer in question was called Aldo, and he lived in Venice, 72 00:04:49,849 --> 00:04:52,579 which, as you were no doubt expecting, 73 00:04:52,719 --> 00:04:55,153 takes us to sunny Italy-- 74 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:16,397 Now, Aldo invented a way to print scribble 75 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:19,534 because of the funny way change always happens. 76 00:05:19,679 --> 00:05:24,309 The first version of a new invention looks like the old thing it replaces. 77 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,941 The first car looked like a carriage. 78 00:05:27,086 --> 00:05:29,611 The first movie looked like a play. 79 00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:33,954 So Aldo had to print stuff that didn't look like printing, 80 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:35,720 but manuscript. 81 00:05:37,764 --> 00:05:40,699 When life was all parchment and scribble, 82 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:44,166 people abbreviated a bit, 83 00:05:45,671 --> 00:05:46,729 like this. 84 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:51,566 They would have thought the way we write words out in full, 85 00:05:51,711 --> 00:05:53,975 like that, was pretty dumb. 86 00:05:55,848 --> 00:05:58,316 So the first printers had to make their printing 87 00:05:58,451 --> 00:06:00,749 look like handwriting, like this. 88 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:07,717 At the time, full joined-up writing was, as you can see, 89 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:11,387 a pretty laborious business if you wrote it out in full-- 90 00:06:11,531 --> 00:06:13,123 no good to a hot-shot businessman 91 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:16,064 who was going to lose his shirt if the contract wasn't ready 92 00:06:16,202 --> 00:06:18,500 in triplicate in the next ten minutes. 93 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:20,868 So they scribbled-- 94 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:24,033 anything to save a bit of time and close the deal, 95 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:29,981 which is what makes manuscript reading today such a pain. 96 00:06:33,219 --> 00:06:36,518 So that printer I said printed scribble 97 00:06:36,656 --> 00:06:39,750 did that because in 1501 in Venice, 98 00:06:39,892 --> 00:06:42,452 he came up with a print equivalent of scribble. 99 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:43,755 We call it "italic." 100 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:45,625 Look how small it is. 101 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,061 And that's a good thing for another reason, 102 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:51,193 because the most expensive thing in the whole of printing-- 103 00:06:51,337 --> 00:06:54,670 typeface, leather binding, printing press, wages-- 104 00:06:54,807 --> 00:06:56,104 is paper, 105 00:06:56,242 --> 00:06:59,075 which italic saved by being small. 106 00:07:05,585 --> 00:07:07,883 But the real reason Aldo made a million 107 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,079 was because everybody traveled on horseback, 108 00:07:10,223 --> 00:07:13,488 and little books fit in your saddlebag. 109 00:07:13,626 --> 00:07:16,857 Italic was so successful, everybody wanted it, 110 00:07:16,996 --> 00:07:19,590 so in no time at all, there was a new problem: 111 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:21,427 book overload. 112 00:07:26,372 --> 00:07:28,306 The book overload problem was solved 113 00:07:28,441 --> 00:07:31,774 by an Elizabethan spy turned librarian called Bodley 114 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:34,175 with this radical new idea: 115 00:07:35,515 --> 00:07:36,709 a catalog. 116 00:07:36,849 --> 00:07:38,544 And if you take a quick squint at it, 117 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:41,949 you'll see why so many people feel uncomfortable in libraries. 118 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:45,057 I mean, look at how easy to get at this stuff is. 119 00:07:49,328 --> 00:07:51,558 I don't think, 120 00:07:51,697 --> 00:07:53,688 specially if you happened to be 121 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:57,098 certain 17th-century Massachusetts natives 122 00:07:57,236 --> 00:08:00,831 who were looking for an education, which they were. 123 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:04,402 Well, a couple of them were 124 00:08:04,544 --> 00:08:06,671 once the university at Harvard had started, 125 00:08:06,812 --> 00:08:08,245 not long after Bodley, 126 00:08:08,381 --> 00:08:11,475 with a degree program that included Native Americans. 127 00:08:17,857 --> 00:08:19,154 Things might have gone bad 128 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:21,590 between them and the colonists later on, 129 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:24,218 but at the beginning, the relationship was peaceful, 130 00:08:24,363 --> 00:08:26,593 and the Puritans were keen to educate them 131 00:08:26,732 --> 00:08:29,098 and, of course, convert them to Christianity. 132 00:08:29,235 --> 00:08:32,398 So they built a special annex to the new college at Harvard, 133 00:08:32,538 --> 00:08:35,735 and two Native Americans got B.A.s. 134 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,367 And then, in 1671, 135 00:08:38,511 --> 00:08:40,672 the son of the colony's governor was over in England 136 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,145 looking for somebody to run the Harvard college, 137 00:08:43,282 --> 00:08:46,774 and who should he meet but the 17th century's top educator 138 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:48,318 and offered him the job. 139 00:08:49,589 --> 00:08:52,285 The guy was a Czech called Komensky, 140 00:08:52,425 --> 00:08:55,155 who was all exercised by the way technical knowledge 141 00:08:55,294 --> 00:08:57,285 was extremely difficult to get at, 142 00:08:57,430 --> 00:09:00,331 so he'd come up with an amazing new kind of book 143 00:09:00,466 --> 00:09:04,095 called "The Visible World in Pictures"-- 144 00:09:04,236 --> 00:09:08,366 the words describing animals and plants and machines 145 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,567 right next to drawings of the things themselves. 146 00:09:11,711 --> 00:09:13,872 Ho-hum to you, but back then, 147 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,982 a revolutionary industrial approach to knowledge 148 00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:20,142 that got him the Harvard offer, which he turned down, 149 00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:23,221 and that might have been the end of training for industry 150 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:27,087 but for the Cavaliers versus Roundheads business. 151 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,158 The English Civil War was brief, so I'II be. 152 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,326 Free-church Puritans behead king, go republican, 153 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,802 make life hell for Church of England royalists. 154 00:09:39,939 --> 00:09:41,099 Then they win, 155 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,401 and the free-church Puritans get their comeuppance. 156 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:46,903 Banned from public office and universities, 157 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:50,209 most of them then find it difficult to get any kind of job. 158 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:56,811 Well, there were only two places for them to go: 159 00:09:56,956 --> 00:09:58,719 trade and industry. 160 00:09:58,858 --> 00:10:02,419 And fortunately for us, that's where most of them went. 161 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,689 AII the great scientists and technologists and innovators 162 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,856 and financiers of the time, 163 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,833 people like James Watt, for instance, 164 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:13,734 were all Church of England rejects, 165 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:17,741 which is why religious intolerance kicked off the industrial revolution 166 00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:19,868 and brought the chemistry it needed 167 00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:23,175 and the gobbledygook that generated 168 00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:27,081 thanks to an overweight Swede called Berzelius. 169 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:37,292 Berzelius spent most of his life in health spas 170 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:42,231 taking care of his hypochondria and blowing his blowpipe, 171 00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:44,529 which he took everywhere with him. 172 00:10:46,038 --> 00:10:50,099 See, back then, people used to keep rock collections-- 173 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,641 stones, I mean-- 174 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,575 and big B. would heat them up with his blowpipe 175 00:10:54,714 --> 00:10:56,238 and analyze them. 176 00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:03,947 This trick went over very big at parties, 177 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,923 and Berzelius loved parties. 178 00:11:08,561 --> 00:11:11,894 And then, in 1812, he ruined my life, 179 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:13,726 because it's Berzelius you have to thank 180 00:11:13,866 --> 00:11:16,562 for all that stuff you used to hate in chemistry class. 181 00:11:16,702 --> 00:11:17,964 Remember the poem: 182 00:11:18,104 --> 00:11:19,571 Here is the grave of Willie Smith. 183 00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:21,536 Alas, he is no more, 184 00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:24,040 for what he thought was H2O 185 00:11:24,176 --> 00:11:26,508 was H2SO4. 186 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,408 Ho, ho. 187 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:31,607 This is all Berzelius. 188 00:11:31,751 --> 00:11:34,914 The letters are for the latin names of the stuff, 189 00:11:35,054 --> 00:11:38,455 and the little numbers are for the proportions it's in. 190 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:44,092 Berzelius did one other thing to make his mark on history. 191 00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:45,595 Earlier in his life, 192 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:49,064 he blowpiped a strange rock found in a Swedish iron mine-- 193 00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:50,930 turned out to be a new element. 194 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,537 And funnily enough, 195 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:57,108 he didn't name it Berzelium or Swedonium, as you'd expect. 196 00:11:57,243 --> 00:12:00,235 He called it cerium 197 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:03,371 after the newly found asteroid Ceres-- 198 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:06,246 well, found and then lost. 199 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,811 The strange thing is, 200 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:12,719 the astronomer who'd found Ceres knew where to look until he lost it, 201 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,952 because back in 1772, somebody had discovered 202 00:12:16,095 --> 00:12:20,054 how numbers were involved in planetary distances. 203 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,963 If, say, the sun to Mercury was 1 unit, 204 00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:24,899 the sun to Venus would be 2; 205 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,801 to Earth, 4; sun to Mars, 8; 206 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:30,033 sun to something, 16; 207 00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:32,644 and sun to Jupiter, 32. 208 00:12:32,778 --> 00:12:35,178 I said "something" here 209 00:12:35,314 --> 00:12:37,839 because they hadn't discovered the asteroids 210 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:40,076 until, in 1801, 211 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,211 an Italian called Piazzi finds the first one, 212 00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:44,845 calls it Ceres, 213 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,551 tracks it for about three degrees across the sky, 214 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:49,718 gets sick. 215 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:52,023 When he's better, it's too cloudy. 216 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,292 Next time he's able to look, Ceres is gone. 217 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:57,993 Panic! 218 00:12:58,137 --> 00:13:00,435 So a German math genius called Gauss 219 00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:03,872 works out a way to calculate orbits from very little data-- 220 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,341 which is what Piazzi has, to put it mildly, 221 00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:07,740 like three sightings-- 222 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,347 and tells him where to look. 223 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,983 One year later to the day, 224 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:16,246 there's Ceres exactly where Gauss said it would be-- 225 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:19,846 right in the middle of what we call the asteroid belt. 226 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:27,324 This amazing discovery made his name-- 227 00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:28,831 Gauss, I mean. 228 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:32,563 Got him the astronomer's job at the University of Gottingen, 229 00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:36,641 where they thought so highly of him, they preserved his brain. 230 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:39,542 Still there. 231 00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:42,374 Mind you, Gauss is a very clever fellow. 232 00:13:42,514 --> 00:13:45,847 He helps to invent the telegraph before Sam Morse does, 233 00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:47,247 and he gets all worked up 234 00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:53,154 about a strange ancient language called Sanskrit. 235 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:18,412 The first the West gets to hear about Sanskrit 236 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,713 is when a Welshman called Jones is made a judge in Calcutta. 237 00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:25,415 Now, he's interested in Sanskrit because Indian law is written in it, 238 00:14:25,557 --> 00:14:29,755 and he is, after all, traveling around dispensing Indian justice. 239 00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:33,524 So the first kind of Sanskrit he sees is this stuff: 240 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,657 Sanskrit legalese. 241 00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:37,291 Doesn't take him long to recognize 242 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:40,928 that this is much older than Latin or Greek. 243 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:45,201 So he writes a grammar, totally turns on the guy 244 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,403 who got Gauss into Sanskrit-- remember? 245 00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:49,070 Fellow called Grimm, 246 00:14:49,214 --> 00:14:51,205 who promptly traces Sanskrit all the way back 247 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,513 to what he calls the Indo-Europeans, 248 00:14:54,653 --> 00:14:56,587 everybody's ancient ancestors, 249 00:14:56,722 --> 00:15:00,214 which is exactly what Grimm's fellow Germans are desperate for, 250 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,486 because it gives them a sense of identity. 251 00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:08,128 The key thing for the Germans at the time 252 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:10,497 is, they need something to be proud of, 253 00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:14,595 because Napoleon's army has recently totally clobbered them. 254 00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:24,805 So when a German philosopher called Herder 255 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,009 jumps on the Indo-European bandwagon 256 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,312 and comes up with the idea 257 00:15:28,454 --> 00:15:32,322 of an ancient Germanic Aryan culture older than the Greeks, 258 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,289 they go for it with all the abandon 259 00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:36,451 of an alcoholic in a brewery. 260 00:15:36,595 --> 00:15:37,653 In no time at all, 261 00:15:37,796 --> 00:15:41,061 there are fake medieval paintings going up all over the place, 262 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,566 with all that Indo-European pizzazz 263 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:48,071 covering room after room of equally fake medieval castles, 264 00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:52,473 with the latest electric light and Teutonic music to match. 265 00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:05,046 But the search for ancient origins was also to kick off something 266 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:09,092 this particular fake castle might just remind you of. 267 00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:13,096 But, Grandmother, what great, big eyes you have. 268 00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:15,097 Walt Disney and all that. 269 00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:19,603 But his modern stories are only a later, very cleaned-up version of what it was 270 00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:22,707 that got this kind of entertainment started, 271 00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:26,038 inspired by Herder and those Indo-European myths, 272 00:16:26,178 --> 00:16:31,707 that generated one of the best-selling children's books of all time. 273 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,683 "The better to eat you with, my dear." 274 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,050 The better to eat you with, my dear. 275 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,648 Everyone, on the count of three, 276 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,225 I need everyone to scream. 277 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,191 One, two, three. 278 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,063 Before everything gets too gory, 279 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:53,137 I'd like to introduce someone very special to you 280 00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,137 who can let you know where the story 281 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,299 of Little Red Riding Hood comes from, 282 00:16:57,443 --> 00:16:58,842 Uncle James. 283 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,774 Let's have a big round of applause. 284 00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:05,778 Uncle James, where did this fairy tale come from? 285 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:08,614 Why, the fairy tale is by the Brothers Grimm. 286 00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,722 Oh, he's so smart. 287 00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:13,821 You'll recall one of the two Brothers Grimm 288 00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,553 was that guy who was into ancient Sanskrit, 289 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:20,392 which then got both of them into ancient folk stories. 290 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,829 And as for that remark about cleaned-up versions, 291 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,699 well, in the original yarns, 292 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,966 the ugly sisters get their eyes pecked out, 293 00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:30,905 the witches get cooked alive, 294 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,772 the wolf eats both Little Red Riding Hood 295 00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:33,935 and the grandmother, 296 00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:35,273 Rapunzel gets pregnant, 297 00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,314 and "Sleeping Beauty's" really about necrophilia. 298 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:38,416 I mean, what? 299 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,608 Even the Grimms themselves 300 00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,379 turned it all down for the second edition. 301 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,581 She told her story, and her tears were dried, 302 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:48,454 and her father went after that wolf she had spied. 303 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:50,892 But the really strange thing was, 304 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,793 when the Grimms went looking for story material, 305 00:17:53,932 --> 00:17:55,866 they found the same stories turning up 306 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:59,664 as far apart as Sweden and Iran. 307 00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:03,138 I'II tell you why once this lot's finished. 308 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:06,574 And happily ends our tale of Little Red Riding-- 309 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:13,743 Hood, Hood, Hood. 310 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:16,047 The end. 311 00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:17,155 Thank you. 312 00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:18,415 Thank you very much. 313 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:37,336 In 1865, an English folklore freak called Tylor 314 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:40,343 traveled around the world trying to solve the mystery: 315 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:43,141 Why did pyramids turn up in so many different places, 316 00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:47,548 for instance, in China or Egypt or here in Indonesia? 317 00:18:47,686 --> 00:18:50,519 And all the carvings told the same kind of stories: 318 00:18:50,656 --> 00:18:52,988 how the world began, how nature worked, 319 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,753 how to get to Heaven, the way to live a good life, 320 00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:57,919 how to find the truth. 321 00:18:58,063 --> 00:18:59,325 There had to be something 322 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:02,991 linking all these ancient folktales and myths. 323 00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:18,676 Tylor argued that if Indo-European 324 00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,876 had gone from one ancient language 325 00:19:21,019 --> 00:19:23,214 to the babble of the modern world, 326 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,358 maybe way, way back, 327 00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:30,825 we'd all started from one single ancient culture 328 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:34,296 and that you could still see that in modern people's customs, 329 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,867 like throwing salt over your shoulder, 330 00:19:37,002 --> 00:19:38,765 which is a habit that probably goes all the way back 331 00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:40,394 to the Stone Age. 332 00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:43,474 So maybe places like this weren't as foreign, 333 00:19:43,609 --> 00:19:46,169 say, to Westerners as they might appear. 334 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,012 When Tylor stopped traveling, he went back to England 335 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,954 and kind of invented cultural anthropology 336 00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,060 and became the director 337 00:20:02,194 --> 00:20:04,958 of the first real anthropology museum, 338 00:20:05,097 --> 00:20:07,725 the Pitt Rivers Museum in Oxford. 339 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:17,806 It was places like this that finally got Westerners around to realizing 340 00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:20,741 that maybe all those tribes and rituals and myths 341 00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:23,973 that we dismissed as primitive weren't, 342 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:28,350 that their cultures were as valid in their own way 343 00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,818 as ours were. 344 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,051 Well, that's it. 345 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,558 This program began with one word: "filioque," 346 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,322 when the church tried to make everybody 347 00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:41,523 back in the 11th century behave the same way, remember? 348 00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:56,679 Ironic that it should have led us to cultural anthropology, 349 00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:58,146 probably the best tool 350 00:20:58,283 --> 00:21:00,717 in the pluralist world of the 21st century 351 00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:04,049 to help us understand and value how different we all are. 352 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:09,524 So having started with one word, here's two: