1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,920 As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing better than a good night out 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,200 at a burlesque show 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,960 especially when the headline is the lovely Immodesty Blaize... 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,280 ..one of the finest exponents of the art of the striptease. 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:22,200 It's naughty and bawdy but it's all done in the best possible taste. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,280 (VOICE DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC) 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:28,280 So what's the likes of me doing watching strippers you might ask? 8 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,160 Well, believe it or not, my love for burlesque and strippers 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,360 began at the age of 11 when I stumbled across a musical 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,320 on the telly called Gypsy. 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,960 Inspired by a true story, Gypsy is the tale of an American girl 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,120 who blossoms into the most famous stripper of all time - 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,720 Gypsy Rose Lee. 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,240 # You can pull all the stops out 15 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,200 # Till you call the cops out... # 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,080 And this number is the absolute showstopper... 17 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,800 ..in which a large than life, bugle blowing stripper, Miss Mazeppa, 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,800 initiates young Gypsy into the world of burlesque. 19 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,880 # You can sacrifice your sacro... # 20 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,360 And from the moment I saw it, I was hooked. 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,880 Now, I know you probably find this hard to believe, 22 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,360 but at one time I was an altar boy and a very pious one. 23 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,840 I took it seriously. Extremely seriously. 24 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,800 I was... I should have been on the cover of a chocolate box, 25 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,960 I was so devout. However, after seeing gypsy that night on the TV, 26 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,640 the following Sunday, we had a different altar boy. 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,880 So the thurible, which, you know, you have the incense in, 28 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,160 was slightly more active than normal. 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,560 It was like this. And also when I was going down the altar steps, 30 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,080 whereas I used to just go down like that, 31 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,040 I started to do this with the cassock. 32 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,800 And doing a real stripper's dip. 33 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,400 It was highly embarrassing for my mum and dad, 34 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,280 but, for me, it was wonderful 35 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,200 because the altar was the nearest thing 36 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,320 I thought I was ever gonna get to a stage. 37 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,200 When I eventually took up the cause and became a drag queen, 38 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,440 the musical was a big influence on my act. 39 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,920 I was still doing it in 2001 at the Royal Variety Performance... 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,640 Wait for it. 41 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,800 ..in front of the Queen. 42 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,800 (BLOWS TRUMPET) 43 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,600 It took the Duke of Edinburgh a long time to get over that. 44 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Over the years, I've tried to find out about the real Gypsy Rose Lee 45 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,600 but she kept her cards close to her chest 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,200 and she's a difficult person to get to know. 47 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,760 What annoys me is I don't know enough about her 48 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,880 so I'm off to New York to find out who was the real Gypsy Rose Lee 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,000 and what made her tick. 50 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,960 (BLOWS THE BUGLE) 51 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,120 Which is gonna be very difficult because she was once described 52 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,480 as the most private public woman in show business. 53 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,480 So I've got my hands full. Never mind. 54 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,520 (MIMICS AMERICAN ACCENT) New York here I come. 55 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,800 In the 1930s, Gypsy Rose Lee became one of the most recognisable faces in America. 56 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,360 A genuine superstar, and a woman so captivating 57 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,160 that a Hollywood film would eventually be made about her life. 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,080 But what kind of person was she? 59 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,600 And how on earth did a stripper reach such incredible heights? 60 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,080 Well, that's what I'm here to try and find out. 61 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,920 Here I am in New York. 62 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,560 As you can see, the weather is lousy, but who cares? I'm in New York. 63 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,720 I've got to be honest with you, I love this city. I really do. 64 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,160 And of course, this is home of, well, burlesque. 65 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,040 These days, we tend to associate burlesque with stripping 66 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,440 but when it began in the mid 19th Century 67 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,760 right up until the 1940s, 68 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,400 a typical bill also featured singers and comics 69 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,520 including future big names such as Abbott and Costello 70 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,600 and Phil Silvers. 71 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,240 It was lewd and rude and it must have been fabulous. 72 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,520 In Gypsy's day, the mothership of burlesque was Minsky's Republic - 73 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,560 owned and run by the enterprising Minsky Brothers 74 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,840 and located just off Broadway. 75 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,520 It was in this building that Gypsy made her name 76 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:09,080 although, these days, it puts on a rather different sort of show. 77 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,520 Fabulous! 78 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,480 Oh, I wish I had a time machine! 79 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,600 Originally, there was a runway that came out like that 80 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,520 and for the first time, the customers could see the girls close up. 81 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,800 Although it was called Varicose Alley 82 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,560 because...erm...some of the showgirls were... 83 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,200 How can put this? ..passed their sell by date. 84 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,520 You know? And the lighting was quite cruel so they didn't look good. 85 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,720 But it didn't matter because the punters were near naked flesh. 86 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,520 They could smell the girls and they could hear them breathing 87 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,640 and that's all that mattered. 88 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,760 The Minsky Brothers tried to give their theatre a veil of sophistication. 89 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,360 When you think of what's gone in here, really, in the past. 90 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,640 Velvet drapes and doormen dressed as French gendarmes 91 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,440 were an attempt to evoke Paris's Folly Bergere 92 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,000 but I suspect much of that would have gone over the heads 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,960 of their clientele. 94 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,720 Burlesque was cheap entertainment for the working classes 95 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,080 and, in Gypsy's day, it served a very important purpose. 96 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,760 In October 1929, the US Stock Market collapsed 97 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,280 and 13 million people were driven out of work. 98 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,680 For the largely disenfranchised male population, 99 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,440 bawdy burlesque offered a perfect escape from the trials of life. 100 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,960 Imagine this place. The air thick with cigarette smoke 101 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,720 and the perfume from the strippers on the runway. 102 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,720 And the place packed... 103 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,760 ..mainly with lots of gentlemen with...erm... 104 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,840 How can put this politely? 105 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,080 ..newspapers over their laps, if you know what I mean. 106 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,880 Sailors up there in the Gods, shouting, "Get 'em off!" 107 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,840 "Give 'em a glove." 108 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,040 History was made in March 1931, 109 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,640 when, in this very theatre, a young Gypsy Rose Lee 110 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,080 became burlesque's biggest star. 111 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,080 God, I wish I was born in those days. 112 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,840 I'd love to have seen this place in full swing. I really would. 113 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,400 Gypsy rushing down the stairs from her dressing room. 114 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,960 Putting her fag out and having a quick swig of brandy. 115 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,240 Straightening her bows. Straightening her bra. 116 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,680 And out on stage and delivering the goods. It must have been wonderful. 117 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,520 All successful strippers had a gimmick that made them stand out 118 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,600 from the crowd. 119 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,280 So what did Gypsy have that made her top of the bill? 120 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,600 Our own Gypsy Rose Lee! 121 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,800 Would I lower my gown a fraction? 122 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,880 And expose a patch of shoulder. 123 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,880 A recording of her act suggests a woman with a refined manner. 124 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,960 And would I raise my skirts for slyness and dexterity? 125 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,000 I can hear the crowd roaring now. 126 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,400 "Get 'em off." 127 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,360 And Gypsy would be up there giving it a... 128 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,040 "Ooh, would you like to see a little bit more, gentlemen?" 129 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,120 It just must have been wonderful. 130 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,920 I need to get to the bottom of Gypsy's gimmick 131 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:14,360 if you'll pardon the expression but I can't come to this temple of burlesque 132 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,440 without first showing off my own little gimmick. 133 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,440 Don't panic viewers. I'm not about to strip. 134 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,360 I feel a blast of my bugle coming on. 135 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,760 Are you ready? 136 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,720 (BLOWS MILITARY TUNE) 137 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,080 (TUNE BECOMES RAUNCHY) 138 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,720 Voila. Ha-ha-ha! 139 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,240 When Gypsy first stepped on to the runway at Minsky's, 140 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,840 she was just 20 years old 141 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,560 and within two years, she was such hot property that the Minsky Brothers 142 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,200 were paying her equivalent of £24,000 each week. 143 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,480 I don't know what her gimmick was but when you look at it there, 144 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,080 I mean, she's not a stunner. 145 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,800 She's not like what you'd expect of a burlesque stripper - 146 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,320 big boobs and brash. She's not at all. 147 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,680 And she's got, like, spare tyres and... 148 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,960 (LAUGHS) God, I sound a right bitch but I'm not. 149 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,760 I'm just, you know, observing. 150 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,440 To help me understand the root of Gypsy's appeal... 151 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,880 Now swing back to front. 152 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,880 ..I've arranged to meet one of the biggest names in striptease. 153 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,960 You're gonna remove the glove. 154 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,680 You have to loosen the fingers to make it slide off easier. 155 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:42,680 Jo 'Boobs' Weldon is a sexy encyclopaedia of all things burlesque. 156 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,600 She also happens to be the headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque 157 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,200 where she teaches the tricks of the trade to the next generation 158 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,120 of aspiring stars. 159 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,160 You want to put that in every single solitary movement. 160 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,720 I'm hoping Jo can shed some light on the secret of Gypsy's appeal. 161 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,480 Hello. Jo. 162 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,520 Hi. You made it. Hi. How you doing? 163 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,880 It's good to see you. Good to see you. 164 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,520 But the first thing I'm learning is it doesn't always pay to be early. 165 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,200 Can I watch? Absolutely. 166 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,960 You can participate. OK. 167 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,880 Sorry. (LAUGHS) 168 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,960 We're gonna do a little bit of bump and grind, you guys. 169 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,920 Visualise an apple on one hand; an orange at the other. 170 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,960 And a coffee bean between your legs. 171 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,600 And you bump the apple... 172 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,960 ..bump the orange and grind the coffee. 173 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:35,080 Bump, bump, bump, grind. 174 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,960 And without me saying anything. 175 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,240 Grind the coffee. Other way. We're gonna bump the orange. 176 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,360 Bump the apple. And grind the coffee. 177 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,080 Oh, I wish school would have been like this years ago, I tell you. 178 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,080 I would never have stayed off. 179 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,600 As with any skill, the art of striptease takes years to perfect. 180 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,680 You certainly know your stuff. 181 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,800 And I'm looking for Jo's expert opinion 182 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,520 on what made Gypsy such a master. 183 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,320 What do you think was the secret of Gypsy's success? 184 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,640 Cos when you look at pictures of her, she's got a beautiful face. 185 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,240 But she hasn't got the equipment, if you pardon the expression. 186 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,120 The boobs and everything. 187 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,960 Her gimmick was her personality. 188 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,560 Her gimmick was her intelligence, her playfulness, her openness. 189 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:28,280 She spoke directly to the audience breaking the fourth wall 190 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,240 and it made each of them feel as if she was telling them 191 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,200 something about herself, like showing her personality. 192 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,880 You're right. She was the first stripper to speak. 193 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,320 It sounds like such a small thing but Gypsy's voice 194 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,400 was her touch of brilliance and by revealing her personality, 195 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,400 as well as her body, she did something no other stripper had done. 196 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,240 And she blew the competition out of the water. 197 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,720 Jo, on this piece of modern technology here, 198 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:58,040 we've got a couple of the old girls from the glory with their gimmicks. 199 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,480 This is Rosita Royce. Didn't she do it with doves? 200 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,720 Yeah, I would be afraid to work with doves. 201 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,400 And that is not a dove. No, they're parrots. 202 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,520 A cockatiel and a parrot. 203 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,920 She likes a cockatoo. She's wearing a big feather cape. 204 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,280 I wonder how the birds feel about that. 205 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,720 Probably not amused. Do they feel threatened at all? 206 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,040 The strippers of Gypsy's era were years ahead of their time. 207 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,240 I think animal lovers might object. 208 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,480 This was an age that expected them to conform. 209 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,120 It's just so playful. Exactly. And cheeky. 210 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,480 But they were out there liberated and uninhibited. 211 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,680 There she is. Georgia Sothern. 212 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,640 Here you are. Look at her. 213 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,280 God, she goes wild, doesn't she? 214 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:45,520 That would have been her gimmick, wouldn't it, that? The head banging. 215 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,240 She was probably the original head banger, wasn't she? Definitely. 216 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,000 I mean, it's not erotic by any means. But it's... It's fascinating. 217 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,720 Compared to the wild and weird routines going on around her... 218 00:11:58,720 --> 00:11:59,800 She's great. 219 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,560 ..Gypsy oozed intelligence and class. 220 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,480 She called her act The Psychology of a Stripteaser 221 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,520 and as she slowly revealed herself, she joked with the crowd 222 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,560 that the whole process bored her senseless. 223 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,320 Do you think she was a comic as well? 224 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,640 Yeah. Definitely. I do. Her sense of humour. 225 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,320 The way that she made fun of herself. Well, she did. 226 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,000 "Oh, I take all this with a grain of salt." Exactly. "This is boring." 227 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 All that business. "And I'm really thinking about painting." 228 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,720 She's doing this. Oh, well, you know. 229 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,800 "But I'm thinking about whatever." 230 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,120 Yeah. Would you ever consider doing Gypsy's number? Yeah. 231 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,040 But I would really, like, to put my own twist on it. 232 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,680 My own personality. See what would happen in my own costume. 233 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,920 Show the love by also being myself. Cos she was hersself. 234 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:46,000 Well, do you fancy giving it a go? I'll narrate the story. 235 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,800 I'm feeling brave. I think I'll give it a try. 236 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,920 Come on. I'll zip you up in your corset. 237 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,440 Thank goodness. 238 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,440 Now, you'll have to bear in mind that Gypsy was performing this 239 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,600 around 80 years ago so although she was funny, 240 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:06,200 you're not likely to find Jo Brand performing this kind of material! 241 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,360 I'm thinking of my country house, 242 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,280 And the jolly fun in shooting grouse. 243 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,120 But in the 1930s, what she did was truly groundbreaking. 244 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:18,200 So, for one night only, we're bringing it back to New York 245 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,520 with our tribute to the queen of burlesque. 246 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,360 Now, the things that go on in a stripteaser's mind, 247 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,320 Would give you no end of surprise. 248 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,160 But if you are psychologically inclined, 249 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,600 There's more to see than meets the eye. 250 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,480 For example, when I lower my gown a fraction, 251 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,760 And expose a patch of shoulder, 252 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,880 I'm not interested in your reaction, 253 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,880 Or the bareness of my shoulder. 254 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:55,800 I'm thinking of some paintings by Van Gogh or Cezanne, 255 00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:00,080 Or the charm I had in reading Lady Windermere's Fan. 256 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,920 And when I lower the other side, 257 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,280 And expose my other shoulder 258 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,240 Do you think I take the slightest pride, 259 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,080 In the whiteness of my shoulder? 260 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,600 I'm thinking of my country house, 261 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,320 And the jolly fun in shooting grouse. 262 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,560 Gypsy's audiences found their talking strip so captivating, 263 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,520 she could apparently get away with taking nothing off at all 264 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,520 for around 15 minutes. 265 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,080 The combination of body and brain was so popular, 266 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:35,280 she made almost no changes to this act in over 20 years. 267 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:39,560 I mentally computing just how much I'll give to charity. 268 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,600 She'd found the ultimate gimmick. 269 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,120 And were I to display my charms... 270 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,720 ..in all their dazzling splendour, 271 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:53,000 And prove to you conclusively that I'm of the female gender. 272 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,680 Clutching an old velvet drop, 273 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,880 And looking demurely at every man, 274 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,080 Do you believe for a moment I'm thinking of sex... 275 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,720 ..well, I certainly am. 276 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,800 What a fabulous show. 277 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,380 60 years after Gypsy Rose Lee peeled off her final silk glove, 278 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:31,300 she's still regarded as the queen of burlesque. 279 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:35,060 She was a pioneer of the art revealing not only her body 280 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,980 but also, by talking to the audience, her personality and wit. 281 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:43,660 In doing so, she gave striptease class that no-one before achieved. 282 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,420 But I'm keen to find out how Gypsy first got involved with stripping. 283 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,420 After all, it's not the most obvious career choice! 284 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,820 Though I have to say, I do rate it as an option. 285 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,660 I'm gonna tell you something now. 286 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,780 I work in the clubs over the years doing Lily. 287 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:03,260 I worked with a lot of strippers. Some did it out of necessity. 288 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,060 Often they were single mothers. 289 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,580 So I've got nothing but admiration for them. 290 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,980 And people who wag their finger at them, I've no time for you. 291 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,060 No time at all. Very sorry. 292 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,860 As far as I'm concerned, being a burlesque stripper 293 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,420 is a very honourable profession. 294 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:22,180 To work out what led Gypsy into the business, 295 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,580 I need to travel back to her childhood 296 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,700 which should be a fascinating journey. 297 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,700 If I can find my way! 298 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,740 250 where? West 57th Street. 299 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,780 The lengths of these addresses. 300 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:36,260 250 West 57th Street. 301 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,740 Try saying that when you've had a few drinks. 302 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,620 Let's get a cab. Hang on. 303 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,900 280 West 57th. 304 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,860 250 West 57th. 305 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:49,900 Can't you ask him? It'd be a lot bloody easier! 250... For God's sake! 306 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,860 Taxi! 307 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,020 250 West 57th Street, please. 308 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:02,140 Gypsy Rose Lee was the stage name of Louise Hovick. 309 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:08,380 Born in 1911, Louise first performed at the tender age of four 310 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:12,180 in a song and dance act on America's vaudeville circuit. 311 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:16,780 Just in case you don't know, vaudeville was American's music hall. 312 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,940 It was a, sort of, early addition of Britain's Got Talent. 313 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,420 Kid acts. Animal acts. You name it. 314 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,540 There you are. The Flints' Hypnotic Skirt Dance. 315 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,500 Now, I've no idea what that is but there's a load of fellas in frocks 316 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,620 doing what looks to me like a can-can. 317 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,420 Actually, it looks like a load of old tat. (CHUCKLES) 318 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:39,540 Performing alongside talent like this, Louise's act was successful. 319 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:43,020 But in those days, it was actually her younger sister June 320 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,980 who was the star of the show. 321 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,620 Here she is here in action. 322 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,060 June. Alias Baby June. 323 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,580 On points. Quite remarkable. 324 00:17:55,940 --> 00:18:00,580 They toured around America in an act called Baby June and the Newsboys. 325 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:04,620 There's the star of the show. June is lying on the floor 326 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,260 with all the newsboys pointing at her as you do. 327 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,420 And Louise is one of the newsboys. 328 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,380 Just plonked in there. Pushed to the side lines. 329 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,820 Louise was intentionally kept out of the limelight by their manager 330 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,660 who called her overweight and talentless. 331 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,180 It must have been absolutely humiliating. 332 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,940 That manager was Rose, Louise's mother. 333 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:29,260 So this very pretty lady here was Rose Hovick. 334 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,340 Don't judge a book by its cover! 335 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:36,860 Underneath this ball of femininity was a tigress. Absolute tigress. 336 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,940 Thank you. See you. Bye. 337 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:46,340 Rose was fiercely ambitious and her primary concern was the act. 338 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,540 250 West 57th Street. 339 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:52,340 And if her daughter's feelings got hurt along the way, too bad. 340 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,740 Hello, could you tell me what floor Nancy Carson's on, please? 341 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:59,060 Now, I want to find out whether young Louise's early experiences 342 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,900 could somehow have led her down the path to striptease. 343 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,220 Nancy. Ah, come on in. 344 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:07,460 I've come to see Nancy Carson, an agent who's represented 345 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:11,260 child stars for more than 30 years including the young Ben Affleck 346 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,300 and Britney Spears. 347 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,340 Wasn't she just adorable? She radiates sunshine. Really. 348 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,460 Darling child. Yeah. 349 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:22,060 Do you meet genuine Madam Roses? I do. 350 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,020 I mean, I can tell right away. 351 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,740 If I'm talking to the child like I'm talking to you. 352 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:31,300 I'll say, "Do you dance, honey?" And the mother yells, "She's wonderful! 353 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,220 She taps. Show her. Show her, honey. Show her!" 354 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:39,140 I know I don't care how good that child is 355 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:42,180 that mother is out, we're not doing it! 356 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,020 Sadly, in the 1920s, agents like Nancy didn't exist 357 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,740 to protect young Louise from a mother like Rose. 358 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,020 I don't know if you've seen any of this. 359 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,100 Oh, how wonderful. Look at this. 360 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,580 (READS) The Temple. We take pleasure in being able to present 361 00:19:56,580 --> 00:20:00,260 Dainty June, the little big star of screen and stage. 362 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,340 Poor old Louise is at the bottom of the bill singing some dreadful song. 363 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,220 That is what she thought of her. 364 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:08,540 Yeah. Take a look at this one. 365 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,820 Dainty June, the greatest juvenile artist in the world. 366 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,220 Not the country, the WORLD today. 367 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,060 I reckon that's Rose's phrase. Do you? Of course it is. 368 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,300 She was a brilliant publicist. Brilliant. 369 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,260 She was dynamic, forceful... And she was a horrible mother. 370 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:27,220 Because she owned the children. They were her property. That's right. 371 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:30,660 They weren't individuals and human beings. Nail on the head. 372 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:34,380 When I see a bad situation, it's always that kind of thing. 373 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:38,500 Yeah. Yeah. I read... She was a great one for dreams, Rose. 374 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,860 She'd come in and she'd say, "I had a dream last night about a cow. 375 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:45,980 We need a cow in the act." All of a sudden, she makes this cow costume 376 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:50,140 with a papier-mache head. Poor old Louise is the rear end of the cow. 377 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:53,500 That is exactly how she treated her. Imagine what that did. 378 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,700 Shocking, isn't it? It is shocking. 379 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700 It is. It's shocking. 380 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,700 What do you think the effect of a mother like Rose, 381 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:04,500 a pushy stage mother like that, would have on her children? Lifelong. 382 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,020 Yeah. Lifelong. Scar them for life. 383 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:11,140 I think that Louise probably always felt her mother liked her sister better. 384 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,220 In a family where there's a favourite child, 385 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,620 the other child is always trying to prove something. 386 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,580 The real her wasn't good enough 387 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:22,420 because her mother was putting her down so much 388 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,700 that she felt less than so she created this other person 389 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:31,500 who was Gypsy Rose Lee and that person was a validated person. 390 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,420 Exactly. Yeah. Shame isn't it? Yeah. 391 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,980 What came out of the conversation between Nancy and myself 392 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:42,220 was that Madam Rose was a monster. 393 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,340 It was all about her and she used her daughters to get what she wanted. 394 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,380 It's quite nasty. Quite nasty. 395 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,780 It's interesting to think that a girl who grew up 396 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,780 in her sister's shadow ended up making her name with an act 397 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,700 that was all about her own personality. 398 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,860 But was the transition from Louise to Gypsy Rose Lee 399 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,940 really a response to her mother's abusive behaviour? 400 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,420 I'm on my way to Sardis, 401 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:15,140 a restaurant long favoured by New York's showbiz set, 402 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:18,500 to meet the author of a riveting biography about Gypsy Rose Lee. 403 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:24,940 Karen. Hi, Paul. Thanks for seeing me. Thank you for having me. Cheers. 404 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:28,060 In the course of her research, Karen Abbott got close 405 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:32,940 to Gypsy's sister June who also had a hard time under Rose's rule. 406 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:37,100 Cos she was talented, June. Oh, she was very talented. A dance prodigy. 407 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,500 But suffered for it, I should imagine. Yeah. 408 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:43,580 Her mother took her to the professor as they called the dance instructors 409 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,820 and the instructor said, "Do not put this little girl in toe shoes." 410 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:50,940 She's too young. Her feet are not yet formed. You're gonna ruin her. 411 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,180 But Momma Rose saw dollar signs, of course. 412 00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,740 And June would talk about her toes bleeding 413 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,500 when she was three, she could feel the blood squishing 414 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,620 as she performed on stage. My God! 415 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:04,220 Yeah. I mean, it really is child abuse. Gross neglect... 416 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,900 Yes. ..of these children. Exploitation. 417 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:10,980 Rose wasn't mothering her children, she was destroying them 418 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:14,020 and while Louise was being shoved into the side lines, 419 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,660 June was being pushed slowly over the edge. 420 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,700 At the age of just 12, she had a nervous breakdown. 421 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,420 By 15, she'd had enough and ran away. 422 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,700 Now you'd think that losing her start turn would mean 423 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,780 the end of things for Rose... Oh, no. 424 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:33,340 She still had one daughter left and the show must go on. 425 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:38,140 Poor Louise was rebranded Rose Louise, in an act that flopped. 426 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:43,740 Vaudeville was dying and the future Gypsy Rose Lee found herself 427 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,860 booked into a burlesque house 428 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:49,500 and she realised she may have found something she could excel at. 429 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,940 But it takes time to refine any act. 430 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:58,300 And the witty artiste Gypsy Rose Lee is unlikely to have debuted fully formed. 431 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:03,420 I visualised third rate burlesque as pretty nasty. Yeah. 432 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:07,260 You know, with gangsters, prostitutes, drug addicts, pimps. 433 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:10,180 All manner of low-life. What do you think happened? 434 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,660 Before she made that transition 435 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,540 into the legend of Gypsy Rose Lee at Minsky's. 436 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:18,700 I don't believe that automatically she became this star 437 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,700 from doing this and taking her glove off. 438 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:24,820 I talked to June. She says Gypsy was exposing herself like everyone else. 439 00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:28,540 She had it right out in people's faces and was blatant about it. 440 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:32,660 And June was appalled. She expected her sister to differentiate herself 441 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:35,780 and have some respect in what she chose to do 442 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,860 even though it was burlesque. 443 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,980 When June went to go see Gypsy and she talked about the men 444 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,860 hiding themselves with newspapers spread across their laps. 445 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:47,740 All manner of lewd behaviour. And June ran from the theatre horrified. 446 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,700 The man next to her talked to her and thought she was a prostitute. 447 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,940 That's the kind of theatre it was. Do you think Rose encouraged her? 448 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:57,740 Or was she a good mother and said, "My daughter's not gonna prostitute herself." 449 00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:59,900 Part of me wonders if Rose, you know... 450 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:03,740 I think there's nothing she wouldn't have let her daughters do. 451 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,780 One of my favourite sayings of her is - 452 00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:08,700 It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money. 453 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,900 She was just so demented. Completely. 454 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,620 So demented. Completely. 455 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,700 Having always been second best in Rose's eyes, 456 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,860 perhaps stripping was initially Gypsy's way of gaining validation. 457 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:22,860 But it wasn't a damaged childhood that made her a star. 458 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:25,340 That was all down to her. 459 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:28,860 You know, I'm a massive admirer of Gypsy Rose Lee 460 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:32,540 for what she achieved. Yes, it was nothing short of miraculous. 461 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,060 You're right. It was nothing short of miraculous. 462 00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:37,540 You know, she started off where everybody else did. 463 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:40,340 June said she was the only one to climb out of the slime. 464 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,220 "My sister was brilliant. She was the only one who could do it." 465 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,580 It was her genius. 466 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:49,420 The musical Gypsy which introduced me to Gypsy Rose Lee, 467 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:53,620 does portray young Louise's journey from vaudeville to burlesque. 468 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,780 But her real life was clearly far darker 469 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,020 than anything shown in the musical. 470 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:02,380 This number, You've Got To Get A Gimmick, 471 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:05,020 depicts Louise's first taste of burlesque. 472 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,220 No prostitutes. No drug addicts. 473 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:10,140 Just Miss Mazeppa, the bugle blowing stripper. 474 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,980 You can see in her eyes the little glimmer of... 475 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:16,340 "Hm. I'll have a bit of this." 476 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,300 That's exactly what happened to me. 477 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,940 Why didn't I watch a programme about a vet instead? 478 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:27,420 I'd be sat in the back of a cab watching strippers today. 479 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,020 Go on, girl. 480 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,420 # You can sacrifice your sacro 481 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,700 # Working in the back row # 482 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,220 The musical may not reflect Gypsy's reality 483 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,340 but as a piece of theatre, it's glorious. 484 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,660 You can sacrifice your sacro... 485 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:45,100 I mean that's just sacroiliac. Is it a sacroiliac? 486 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,140 Or sacrophiliac or is that where they bury mummies? I don't know. 487 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,900 I'm getting into deep waters here. 488 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,980 As I was saying before I digressed, 489 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,620 you can sacrifice your sacro working in a back row 490 00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,780 bumping a dump till you're dead, 491 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,620 but you've got to have a gimmick if you wanna get ahead. 492 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,940 Anyone who writes lyrics like that 493 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:06,100 and especially - if you want to bump it, bump it with a trumpet, 494 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,300 is all right in my books, believe you me. 495 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,220 Thank you. 496 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:18,220 Now when I found out I was coming on this trip, 497 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,860 I sent a letter to the chap who wrote those words 498 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:24,140 never expecting in a million years that he'd agree to see me. 499 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,380 But he has. 500 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,820 So, brace yourself, folks. You're about to meet a living legend. 501 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:34,100 Hello. Hello, it's Paul O'Grady. I'm here to see Stephen Sondheim. 502 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,060 (DOOR BUZZES OPEN) 503 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:40,060 Stephen Sondheim was just 29 when he penned the lyrics 504 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,100 for the musical's original Broadway run. 505 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,900 Fresh from his success on West Side Story, 506 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:49,940 Stephen was an obvious choice for the creative team being assembled 507 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,420 by Gypsy's writer Arthur Laurents. 508 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,060 Thank you for doing this, by the way. Of course. 509 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:58,060 Aren't you beautiful? Oh, that's Willie. 510 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,900 You're a good boy, aren't you? They're so good. 511 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,380 I have to tell you this - Gypsy changed my life. 512 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,740 Oh, that's nice. After I watched Gypsy, 513 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,060 I was in the marine cadet's when I was a teenager. 514 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,220 I found a bugle and taught myself. You taught yourself to play? 515 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,060 Yeah. Yeah. That's not easy. So years, years later 516 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:19,300 at the Royal Variety Performance, myself, Cilla Black, 517 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,220 and Barbara Windsor did You've Got To Get A Gimmick. 518 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,500 Come on. You did it? We did it for the Queen. 519 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:27,820 You've got me in the gladiator giving it the bumps with the trumpet. 520 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:31,540 with the head between the legs with the Queen in the Royal Box. You did it. 521 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:34,060 Semi-naked. That's funny. 522 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:37,820 That's funny. That's funny. It always kills that song. 523 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,780 Whoever does it, it always kills. It always goes well. 524 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:45,860 Stephen's genius as a lyricist was vital to the musical's success. 525 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:50,300 I love the playing with words. I was trying to show how good I was at rhyming. 526 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,420 Just showing off. 527 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,180 And despite its liberal approach to the truth, 528 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:58,780 the musical has been vital to preserving Gypsy Rose Lee's legend. 529 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:03,100 What was Gypsy like? I didn't know her very well. I met her twice. 530 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,900 Er...mostly to shake hands with and be polite with. 531 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,340 She appeared for the first day's reading 532 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:11,860 because there were a lot of cameras and we wanted the publicity. 533 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:13,860 The next time was on opening night. 534 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,820 That was part of the deal - she would not be allowed to interfere. 535 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,660 Arthur said to the producer, "I cannot write this 536 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:22,980 unless I have carte blanche. I have to be allowed to do what I want." 537 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:26,740 Do you know, you're talking about the truth. It has nothing to do... 538 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:30,460 with telling the story on the stage. We need theatrical licence. 539 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,940 That kind of truth telling belongs in books. 540 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:37,820 I should imagine that the casting call for the strippers was interesting. 541 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,740 Where did you get the one with the trumpet? Mazeppa? 542 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:44,540 She, curiously enough, was a distant cousin of Arthur Laurents'. 543 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,580 I don't know that she was a stripper 544 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:50,340 but she had this act and she came and did her trumpet act. 545 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,420 And ended up blowing it... 546 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:55,900 Leaning over and blowing it through... We fell out of our seats! 547 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:58,660 And Jerry Robbins who directed it said, "We hire her." 548 00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,620 Her name was Faith Dane. 549 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:04,380 But what a peculiar act, don't you think? Sure. But she had a gimmick. 550 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:08,100 Exactly. You've got to be different from all the other strippers. 551 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,900 What do you think of Gypsy now today? Are you proud of it? 552 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:14,420 It's one of the best musicals. I say that with no immodesty. 553 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,740 Cos it has an energy to it. 554 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:19,700 Because it's got these absolutely wonderful characters. 555 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,740 who drive the thing. You know we're doing it in London next year? 556 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,900 If you're looking for a Mazeppa... 557 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,740 Well, don't think I wasn't going to suggest that. 558 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:29,900 I'm available, sir. I'm waiting. OK. 559 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:33,580 I'm waiting. Polished trumpet in hand. Tassels ready to spin. 560 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,580 I'm your man, Mr Sondheim. 561 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:43,820 I find it interesting a stripper was ever a muse for Broadway's top talent. 562 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,780 What a lovely dog. 563 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,500 (CHUCKLES) Look at him. What a cutie. 564 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,940 I mean, it's one thing to be the darling of the lairy working classes 565 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:55,580 but it's a big leap from that to national treasure. 566 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,500 So how on earth did Gypsy pull it off? 567 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:01,940 Time to dig deeper into her past. 568 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,880 With routines crammed with humour and personality, 569 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,840 Gypsy Rose Lee single-handedly elevated striptease to an art form. 570 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,760 But now did she make the jump from queen of burlesque 571 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,720 to national superstar? 572 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,080 Following her death in April 1970, 573 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,520 many of Gypsy's personal papers were donated to New York's Public Library. 574 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,880 I'm hoping they might contain the answer. 575 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,920 Oh, thank you. You're welcome. 576 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,040 Gypsy's collection includes thousands of newspaper cuttings. 577 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,000 All of them about herself. 578 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,640 Gypsy Rose Lee says French showgirls are too undressed. 579 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,440 What's this one here now? 580 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,560 Was the little girl who had been pushed into the shadows 581 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,520 finally revelling in the attention? Maybe. 582 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,440 But there seems to be something else very interesting going on here. 583 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,760 This interviewer says, "Will you tell your fans 584 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,720 how you happened to take up the art of stripteasing?" 585 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,760 And she claims she was in a drama called the Gay Nineties 586 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,920 and a terrible thing happened - a shoulder strap broke. 587 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,000 "These days I wouldn't care but then I blushed 588 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,360 and I blushed so hard the other shoulder strap broke. 589 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,880 And all of a sudden, I'd invented the striptease." 590 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,480 (CHUCKLES) Pack of lies. 591 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,920 Gypsy was living in an age before the concept of marketing existed. 592 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,680 But she clearly grasped the value of publicity. 593 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,360 Every story she gives them has a beginning, middle and end. 594 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,960 And a great punchline. 595 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,440 (READS) Six men outstrip Gypsy Rose Lee 596 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,960 and they flee with $25,000 worth of jewellery. 597 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,600 Police suspect Follies star is only hunting headlines. 598 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,680 It's the same old stuff. 599 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,720 Katie Price does stuff and they all say 600 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,440 "She's only doing this to grab the headlines." 601 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,320 (READS) The robbery began in striptease tradition - 602 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,520 with one man grabbing her muff. 603 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,960 (LAUGHS) 604 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,520 It's fun. 605 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,480 The great work that worked so well for Gypsy on stage, 606 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,240 was earning her a whole new audience off it. 607 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,400 She was a brilliant self-publicist. 608 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,080 She'd have made Max Clifford look like a rank amateur. 609 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:22,440 By 1940, Gypsy was no longer just the property of burlesque's working classes, 610 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,200 she had become a 'must-have' guest at society coffee mornings 611 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,760 and was well on her way to becoming a household name. 612 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,520 Every little thing she did was newsworthy. 613 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,640 So when Hollywood offered to buy her story, 614 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,880 she wasn't worried if the script followed the truth. 615 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,320 She knew it could secure her place in history. 616 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,520 Now this is the contract from Warner Brothers. 617 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,800 It's the deal for the movie rights. Let's see what she got. 618 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,320 This is fascinating this. 619 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,120 About $1.6 million. 620 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,160 Well done, Gypsy. I admire her enormously. 621 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,000 When you consider stripping has always been a controversial profession, 622 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,320 it's remarkable Gypsy was able to gain 623 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,200 such a high level of public acceptance. 624 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,040 But what about the private woman? 625 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,880 Well, by the magic of television... 626 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,280 ..I've come to San Francisco where I've tracked down a man 627 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,400 who probably knew her better than anyone else. 628 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,920 This is a great day for me 629 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,480 because I'm finally gonna meet Erik Lee Preminger 630 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,200 who was Gypsy Rose Lee's only child. 631 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,080 And he wrote the most wonderful book which I've read and re-read 632 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,520 and read since it first came out. 633 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,280 Who better than Gypsy's son to give me a personal picture 634 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,120 of the great lady? 635 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,880 Apparently, he's got a store room full of his mother's stuff. 636 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,560 So guess who's gonna be searched on the way out? 637 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,240 (LAUGHS) 638 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,840 Thank you very much. You're welcome. Have a nice day. 639 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,800 And you. Take it easy. Bye. 640 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,000 He's jolly, isn't he? Bye! 641 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,960 Talk about over egg your part. 642 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,320 (LAUGHS) 643 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,120 Gypsy was married three times but never to Erik's father. 644 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,720 What a lovely house. 645 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,840 He was the result of a brief liaison between Gypsy 646 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,240 and the Hollywood director Otto Preminger. 647 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,880 But, according to Erik's book, 648 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,560 he was brought up not knowing who is father was. 649 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,960 Hi, Paul. How are you? Welcome. Erik. What a pleasure to meet you. 650 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,120 This has been a long time coming. Hello. My wife Lynda. 651 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,120 Hi. Lynda. How lovely to meet you, Lynda. 652 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,200 Let me take your coat. Thank you very much. 653 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,680 I've adored your mother since Day 1. 654 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680 That's wonderful. Thank you. 655 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,760 Gypsy didn't retire from stripping till Erik was 12 656 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,880 and through all those years, he never left her side. 657 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,920 Let me show you something that I found. 658 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,800 He must have had an extraordinary childhood. 659 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,320 I was at a coffee shop where I found this 660 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,720 which is a picture from... The Bristol Hippodrome! 661 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,440 ..the Bristol Hippodrome where I was six years old. 662 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,120 Is that you? That's me. Look at this. Who's she on with? 663 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,880 Morecambe and Wise. 664 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,880 Now, Morecambe and Wise became the biggest stars on British TV. 665 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,520 Really? Yes. And they toured with Gypsy. 666 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,120 Did you find it strange to watch your mother stripping? 667 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,320 No. No. 668 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,440 When she was home, she was very modest. 669 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,800 You know, you never saw her without her robe 670 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,960 or undressed but there was no time for modesty when she was working. 671 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,360 Because I lived in the dressing room with her, 672 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,440 I learned about all her tricks. 673 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,560 The wonderful thing was this brassiere which she fashioned 674 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,960 out of dental floss. 675 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,960 She would take a piece of dental floss and wrap it around 676 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:53,160 and then tie it on these pasties and they would pull her breasts up. 677 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,720 And you couldn't see the dental floss? No. She covered it with paint. 678 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,360 You do realise there's people making notes back in England 679 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,240 saying, "Right. I know what to do now the boobs are sagging." 680 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,880 Dental floss round the nipples. Dental floss is the secret. 681 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,480 I think you've started something, Erik. 682 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,640 The Gypsy Rose Lee boob lift! 683 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,520 (LAUGHS) 684 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,120 Now, I want to know what Gypsy was like away from the spotlight. 685 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,720 and helpfully, it turns out Erik wasn't her only travel companion. 686 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:25,720 Ever the self-publicist, wherever she went so did her movie camera. 687 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,240 Would you like to see a few? Of course. I'd love to. 688 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,720 All right. Let me show you a few. OK. Please do. 689 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:37,080 Erik has miles of private footage which few have seen. 690 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,760 Well, how wonderful. Erm... 691 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,320 My mother was an avid fisher. 692 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,680 Is this you? That's me. 693 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,640 Look at the size of that thing. 694 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,600 I mean, this is wonderful stuff. 695 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,800 Look at her having a bath out in the open air. 696 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,960 Now this was the only bath tub on this carnival. 697 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:04,080 She used to fill it with leftover ice water from the Coca-Cola machine 698 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,640 let it warm up in the sun and she froze in it. 699 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:15,400 For a fan like me, these glimpses of gypsy are like manna from heaven. 700 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,240 They're evocative of an era that's long gone. That's it. Long gone. 701 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,960 But this was Erik's life and, all things considered, 702 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,400 it's a miracle that he's turned out all right. 703 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,960 Doing laundry with the bearded lady. 704 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,880 It's that...? It's a woman?! That's a woman. 705 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,720 Oh, my God! Erm...married to the Alligator Man. 706 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,160 It's just... You couldn't make this up, could you? 707 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,520 Now, I'm gonna ask you the ultimate question. 708 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,320 What was your mother like? She was an acquired taste. Yeah. 709 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,800 Erm... But I'm an acquired taste, Erik, as well! 710 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,480 You know, what you saw was really what you got. 711 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,560 Direct. Straightforward. 712 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,560 Extremely funny. 713 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,560 Did not suffer fools. 714 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,680 And insisted on getting what she wanted. 715 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,000 How old were you when you found out who your father was? Well... 716 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,160 when I actually found out, I was 17. 717 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,240 I'm living in New York in my own apartment at 17 718 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,600 and I've had my girlfriend move in with me. 719 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,600 Now, did she approve of that? No. No. 720 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,160 Oh. Oh! 721 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,680 I said, "I don't see how you can object." 722 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,440 And she said, "I've lived my life beyond reproach." 723 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,520 And I said, "Well, then, how come I'm a bastard?" 724 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,960 Oooh! That must have been like a slap in the face. 725 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,840 That was probably the cruellest thing I ever did to her. 726 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,800 And I said, "Who IS my father?" 727 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,320 What she said was, "It's none of your business." 728 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,000 How did you feel when you said, "Who is my father?" 729 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,520 and she said, "It's none of your business." I understood what she meant. 730 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,960 And it was who she slept with was none of my business. 731 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:04,360 The fact it happened to be my father didn't occur to her at the time 732 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,840 because she looked at things from her point of view. 733 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,960 She was a star. 734 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,000 I just accepted it because it was the way she always was. 735 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,080 Yeah. And he was... 736 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,120 Erik's remarkably accepting of what seems to be appalling behaviour 737 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,240 on Gypsy's part but then given what she went through in her childhood, 738 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,600 maybe it's OK to forgive her a few flaws. 739 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,440 Was she always Gypsy Rose Lee or was she ever Louise Hovick? 740 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,080 She was Gypsy Rose Lee. That's who she was. 741 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,720 Louise Hovick, that was gone. 742 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,680 Why go back to somebody who's dumpy and plain 743 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,720 when you can be somebody who's glamorous and fabulous? Exactly. 744 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,160 I guess it comes as no surprise that the stripper raised 745 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,760 by a domineering mother had a few issues of her own. 746 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,200 Is it up here, Erik? Yes. Watch your head. But then, who doesn't. 747 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040 But what Gypsy accomplished is extraordinary. 748 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,880 (GASPS) Wow! Erik, look at all this. 749 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,240 I know. Look at this beautiful sculpture. 750 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,760 Yes. That... For a while we had that in the living room 751 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,360 but it was sort of like having my mother looking over my shoulder. 752 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,400 From difficult beginnings, she made her life beautiful. 753 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,400 It's her portrait from Sadis. Fabulous. 754 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,120 For anyone who's still thinking of looking down their nose at strippers, 755 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,680 get over yourself! 756 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,360 It's a record of where she's been. 757 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,880 They're wonderful people. And because you're such a dog lover. 758 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,520 Oh, no. Look at the puppies. Oh, my Lord! 759 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,240 But I think Gypsy's greatest legacy is her impact on striptease. 760 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,520 Do you recognise this? Oh, my God! 761 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,360 She raised it out of sleazy burlesque houses 762 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,960 and turned it into an art form. You'd be able to twirl it. 763 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,600 Give me five minutes and I'll be out there with it! 764 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,360 To Erik, this room is just an attic full of his mother's old stuff. 765 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,960 Wherever there's anything of my mother's, there are her gloves. 766 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:04,360 But, to me, it represents the life of a true showbiz legend 767 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,320 and a true idol of mine. 768 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,360 It's such an important piece of theatre history 769 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,240 and I love what those gloves have seen. 770 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,120 You know... Where they've been. ..where they've been. 771 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,960 Where they've been flung and what she's used them for 772 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,240 to her best advantage and it's just great to see this stuff. 773 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,720 Thank you for showing me all this, Erik. My pleasure. 774 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,800 Honestly. Thanks for doing the show. 775 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,240 Are you sure? I couldn't think of anybody else 776 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,080 I'd want to do a programme about than your marvellous mother. 777 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,720 There should be a museum to this great lady, Erik. 778 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,520 It's been a bit of a pilgrimage for me, this trip 779 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,440 and I'm very happy to say cos it could have gone the other way. 780 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,880 I could have gone home thinking, "I don't like her." 781 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,080 My admiration for her and, indeed, love for her, has increased tenfold. 782 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,600 And meeting her son, Erik, well that was the icing on the cake. 783 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,040 It was bliss on a stick, to tell you the truth. 784 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,440 But my pilgrimage isn't quite over yet. 785 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,760 You see, although it was the musical that sparked my interest in Gypsy, 786 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,120 the impact it made on me wasn't down to Gypsy herself. 787 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,320 That was down to Stephen Sondheim's marvellous lyrics 788 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,600 and the performance of an amazing actress. 789 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,120 I'm ending my travels in Washington DC, home to Faith Dane, 790 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,080 the incredible Miss Mazeppa. 791 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,800 Before starring in Gypsy, Faith was working in New York strip bars 792 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,240 and her gimmick was playing the bugle dressed as a gladiator. 793 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,600 When Sondheim saw this act at the musical's auditions, 794 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,600 he wrote an entire number around her. 795 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,480 Why does this still make me laugh? I've seen it a million times. 796 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,440 I still roar laughing. 797 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,280 Now aged 89, Faith is on her way to see me. 798 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,960 I've seen various Miss Mazeppas and various productions of Gypsy 799 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,520 through the years but there's nobody to touch Faith. 800 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,800 Faith has travelled her today with her husband Jude 801 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,920 and this gal is still cooking with gas. 802 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,880 (PHONE) 803 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,960 Thank you very much. Thank you. Bye. 804 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,680 Well, she's here. 805 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,840 I'm dying for this. 806 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,960 Dying to meet her. 807 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,880 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Come in! 808 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,760 Hello. Oh, my God. 809 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,240 Faith, welcome. Look at you. Look at you. 810 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,440 You look fabulous. He is such a handsome thing. 811 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,080 Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. 812 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,160 Faith, come in, sweetheart. Let me stand up. 813 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,120 What a pl... Oh, I can't believe this. 814 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,120 I'm... Look at him. Look at you. 815 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,240 I'm gonna jump on your bones. 816 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,960 So you're a fan of Gypsy the show? And a huge fan of yours. 817 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,480 I still have my... I can triple tongue. 818 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,360 Oh, can you? Where's the bugle? 819 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,640 Ha! I'm gonna die and go to heaven here. 820 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,600 (LAUGHS) 821 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,520 You look wonderful. Yes. Yes. Yes. 822 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,840 Have you still go the original Mazeppa's bugle? Yes. 823 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,800 I got... Didn't I...? Hello there. 824 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,480 I just love you, Faith. Honestly. 825 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,040 Faith, you're killing me. 826 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,120 (GUFFAWS) 827 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,120 It didn't sound as well as it should. 828 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,080 It's not bad, though. Not at all. 829 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,120 And they're hard to play those things. 830 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,800 I never did that before. I brought my bugle as well. 831 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,880 Really? Oh, yeah. 832 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,200 Do you want me to go and get my bugle? Sure. 833 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,760 I'll go and get my bugle. You want me to get up and do the number? 834 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,800 I want you to do it. 835 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,320 Faith, that's a bit like painting in front of Picasso. 836 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,360 I shall do my best, Faith. All right. Let it rip! 837 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,040 # You can pull all the stops out 838 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,040 # Till they call the cops out 839 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,040 # Grind your behind till you're banned 840 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,120 # But you've got to get a gimmick 841 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,720 # If you wanna get a hand 842 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,120 # You can sacrifice your sacro 843 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,360 # Working in the back row 844 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,480 # Bump in a dump till you're dead 845 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,640 # But you've got to get a gimmick if you want to get ahead 846 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,800 Hang on, here's the bumps. 847 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,560 # You can... You can... You can... 848 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,720 # A-A-Ah 849 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,920 # That's how burlesque was born 850 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,200 # So I...ummm and I...umm 851 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,280 # And I ummm...ummm...ummm 852 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,840 # But I do it with a horn # 853 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,120 Hold the horn up. 854 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,080 (BLOWS MILITARY TUNE) 855 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,040 (TUNE BECOMES RAUNCHY) 856 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,520 Excellent. Splendid. 857 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,560 Oh, Faith. Well, that is indeed praise. 858 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,720 Indulge me, will you please, viewer? 859 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,160 I'm having the time of my life. 860 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,080 I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed myself today 861 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,760 and what a real treat it is to meet the great Faith Dane. 862 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,440 Beautiful to be with you. 863 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,680 I didn't know I had any fans in England. 864 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,120 Yeah. Yeah. I want to thank you for liking me. 865 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,160 Honestly, folks, unless Gypsy's ghost turns up with room service, 866 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,000 there couldn't be a better ending to this trip. 867 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,760 I love you. 868 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:10,120 Oh, she's glorious. Right, I'm gonna go and ring half of England 869 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,880 to tell 'em who I have just met. 870 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,880 # If you wanna bump it, bump it with a trumpet 871 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:19,760 # And get yourself a gimmick and you...too... 872 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,920 # Can be a star! # 873 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,000 Subtitles by Deluxe