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(There's a mysterious
woman in the kitchen.)

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How do you know she's mysterious?

3
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What? I don't know who she is.

4
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There's a mysterious woman in the kitchen.

5
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Well, ask her who she is.

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Er, erm...

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Good morning.

8
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Hallo, I am the daughter of Mrs Mavrona.

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Oh, how super.

10
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Oh, Lugaretzia.

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Her back is worse. I do her work today.

12
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Oh, no, but you can't. Your
baby is about to pop out of you.

13
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This?

14
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No. Two weeks more.

15
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I work.

16
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All right.

17
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Don't mollycoddle me!

18
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I need to keep busy. My
husband's a nervous wreck.

19
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Your house is always a
tip. I'll help clean.

20
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Hormone inferno.

21
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This takes me back.

22
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I was pregnant for ten years, you know.

23
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Not with the same baby.

24
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All right, I also came
because I'm worried about you.

25
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- I hear your man Hugh was
seen kissing Vasilia. - Yes.

26
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You have to talk to him about it.

27
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I have, but men don't talk properly.

28
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I'm finding it enough of a
struggle with my children.

29
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I'd say Hugh is rather fluent.

30
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Fluent isn't the same as straightforward.

31
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Guess what?

32
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I'm sure my otter's pregnant!

33
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Her nipples are massive!

34
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I'm not an invalid.

35
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More like an over-ripe fruit.

36
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Thank you (!)

37
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You're quiet.

38
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Mmm.

39
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Sorry to hear about Hugh.

40
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Well, you know men,

41
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instant gratification conquers the
deeper joys like allegiance and love.

42
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Not always.

43
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You know, when I first
met Hugh, I thought,

44
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"Here's a charming man

45
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who can't quite decide if
he wants to be an adult."

46
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Yep.

47
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Hey.

48
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Hello, Margo.

49
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Just out of interest, shouldn't
you be attempting to tutor me?

50
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Ah, yes!

51
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Erm, I know, er, let's do
the Latin declension song.

52
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♪ Mensa, mensa, mensam,
mensae, mensae, mensa

53
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And the plural. ♪ Mensae, mensae, mensas

54
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Altogether. ♪ Mensara, mensis, mensis ♪

55
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I'd love us to be the kind of family
who could always talk to one other.

56
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We are, aren't we?

57
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Well, you haven't, recently.

58
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Oh, sorry.

59
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There's actually been a
lot going on in my head

60
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since I realised Donald's quite
good-looking especially with a tan,

61
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- if that's not too shallow.
- You know, darling --

62
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Even though, no, in fact
because, he's not madly exciting.

63
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It's lovely that I can talk
about it, because you're right,

64
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we just forget to communicate, don't we?

65
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And what I like about Donald
is that he's a good talker,

66
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and not just about the
things I'm not interested in,

67
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like science and numbers and
history, but about me, and...

68
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Shall we continue with this later?

69
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Mm.

70
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Mm?

71
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Are you enjoying being back home?

72
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Well, I'm writing horse... but I
can't complain about the view.

73
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Actually, maybe the
bloody view's the problem.

74
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Well, there's less chance of a visit
from the she-devil girlfriend.

75
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Vasilia is beautiful.

76
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- It gives her privileges.
- And obligations.

77
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And she's not that beautiful.

78
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Well, take away the cheekbones
and the hair and the lips

79
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and she's really rather ordinary.

80
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And I'm pleased I saw her kissing Hugh,

81
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because now I know he can't be trusted.

82
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For once, perhaps just
acknowledge that you're upset.

83
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You really like Hugh.

84
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Yes, I do.

85
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But you don't believe that
Vasilia forced herself on him.

86
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(I don't know.)

87
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You know, he's pressuring
me to go back to England.

88
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Well, there are other men on the island.

89
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Oh, no.

90
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Well, talk to him.

91
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Well, if you are really
writing horse ordure,

92
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you can go into town and
buy some of that rubbing oil

93
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that Lugaretzia likes.

94
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I have seen that face three times today

95
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and if I see it once more, I will slap it.

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Do you know where Margo is?

97
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No.

98
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- I'm going to go and tell
Theo she's pregnant. - What?

99
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Oh.

100
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Nearly an amusing confusion!

101
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I'm gonna buy her a present.

102
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Margo, not your otter.

103
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It's all different when
you're in love, Gerry.

104
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Everything's funny and sort of shiny.

105
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Of course I miss England but,
well, this is our home now.

106
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I-I see this in exiles the world
over, the-their sense of absence,

107
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of amputation and eventually, it gets you,

108
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a-after a year, or three
or, in my case, 20.

109
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My children love it here.

110
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Yes, me too, but Greece
will always be chaotic,

111
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money will be short, we fry in summer

112
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and grieve in winter for
missed crispy, frosted mornings.

113
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Well, a bit...

114
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And I'm going to convert England
to the joys of olive oil.

115
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So it's not as though we won't visit here.

116
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You do know England can be
rather dreary don't you?

117
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Yes, but not with me, I promise.

118
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It's time to go home.

119
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You have to come with me.

120
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Let me think about it.

121
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~

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- Theo, I think our otter's about
to give birth. - How fabulous.

123
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I just have to conclude a meeting
of the Corfu Lunar Society.

124
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Er, this is my friend Gerald
Durrell, naturalist extraordinaire.

125
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Sygharitiria, sygharitiria!

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~

127
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Is it one big baby or two small ones?

128
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One big.

129
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Your husband must be thrilled.

130
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- No.
- No.

131
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What a miserable...

132
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His mother died when
she give birth to him.

133
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If Hugh sent you, I'm still deciding.

134
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I'm talking to animals now.

135
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Gerry's work here is done.

136
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Perhaps it is time to leave.

137
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Can I buy your birds?

138
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H-How much?

139
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Poso?

140
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Ooh!

141
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Now set them free.

142
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~

143
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Here you are.

144
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Yes.

145
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You can't say no.

146
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Do you realise what
you're asking me to do?

147
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Abandon the place that my
family and I have come to love.

148
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Th-This has been an adventure for you.

149
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But holidays end.

150
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I-I just met the Rose Beetle Man.

151
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Do you know him?

152
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What the, erm, hobo with
the mangy birds on his back?

153
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Well, to me, it was magical and unique

154
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and you just don't get that sort
of thing in the Home Counties.

155
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~

156
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I-I'm sorry. I'm just disappointed.

157
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I'll stay here with you.

158
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But you want to leave.

159
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I won't be the one to hold you back.

160
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No. No, no. We-We have to be together.

161
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No, you'll resent me.

162
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I can see it already in your eyes.

163
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This is about Spiros, isn't it?

164
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Don't be ridiculous.

165
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He's a happily married man.
He-He's a family friend.

166
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When I gave you those first
flowers those months ago

167
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and he was there, and I said to
you "Careful, they have thorns..."

168
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- Hugh -- - Well, those
thorns were Spiros Americanos.

169
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Come on, back in your cage. You're
scaring the more attractive animals.

170
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Oh, please no.

171
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Tell me you've just spilt something.

172
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- Baby water.
- It begins.

173
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All right. OK. Well, let's erm, not panic.

174
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Then, when we've done
that, what's the plan?

175
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- I have a baby. - Yes, but,
we must get you to the doctor's.

176
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Too late.

177
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You are best child.

178
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- You do it.
- No.

179
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- Yes.
- No, no, I'm not a midwife!

180
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Quite a hullabaloo you're making.

181
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,110
Leonora's broken her water, whatever
it's called, she's having her baby!

182
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,590
What's the hurry? Labour often
takes 24 hours or more, you know.

183
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- Does it?
- Oh, yes.

184
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,310
Even still, go and get Dr Petrides.

185
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,950
What is it about me today
that cries out errand boy?

186
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Oh, hope that's the right one.

187
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- OK, I'm just going to --
- Come back!

188
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I'm looking for a book
on how to give birth!

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~

190
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~

191
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- (Lets go, Gerry.)
- Yes!

192
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Dr Petrides?

193
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,200
My appendix has burst again!

194
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Not really.

195
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Hello, Doctor.

196
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,030
You seem busy but, er...

197
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- GET HIM OUT!
- Get out!

198
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,830
Yes. No, I'm sorry. Yes.

199
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And breathe, breathe.

200
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,910
All fours... is that a new thing?

201
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,310
It's actually the best
way of giving birth.

202
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,190
They did a study in New York, I think.

203
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,470
You don't need to give him the details.

204
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,550
Lugaretzia's daughter Leonora's
waters broke in our house

205
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,790
and she was just wondering if you'd
come over and deliver the baby.

206
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:40,030
You wouldn't ask if you knew how long
we've been waiting for this baby.

207
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,670
And Florence is not a young mother.

208
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,230
- Everything is much more dangerous.
- And I'm your wife!

209
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:45,990
Yes.

210
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,710
How regular are Leonora's contractions?

211
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,630
Well, she's not even getting them yet.

212
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,910
I told her, have a cup of tea, put
your feet up and light up a cigar.

213
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,590
Well, I'm busy here,

214
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:01,270
so I'm gonna have to give you
a crash course in childbirth.

215
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,150
All right.

216
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,150
Boil lots of water.

217
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
Oh, yes, I knew that one!

218
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,920
Imagine waves crashing
rhythmically on the beach.

219
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- Me?
- No, my wife!

220
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Of course. Yes, sorry.

221
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As you were.

222
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~

223
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,720
So it seems these are what the
encyclopaedia calls paroxysms.

224
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,150
Lugaretzia, you must know what
to do. You've given birth twice.

225
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A long time ago.

226
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I was there, not here looking at the...

227
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,790
Sharp end, yes, yes, yes.

228
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,230
"Presence at Accouchement is the
sole preserve of the obstetrics".

229
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,110
That's clear when you're trying
to help a lady have a baby (!)

230
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,390
No-no, it's all fine. It's all
fine, it's all under control.

231
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,830
"Modesty may be preserved
by the use of a blindfold

232
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on the part of the physician..."

233
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,520
When was this written?

234
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,510
How are you feeling?

235
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,680
Like I've been trampled
underfoot and left for dead.

236
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,830
That wasn't my intention.

237
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,400
I'm hardly going to congratulate
you on your decision.

238
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,350
Why can't there be some safe,
happy ground for men and women?

239
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,520
You know, somewhere between
possession and affection?

240
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,070
Always her.

241
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,830
Welcome to my leaving party.

242
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,720
I'm returning to England.

243
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,350
With...

244
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,400
- With this?
- "This"?

245
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,990
No. It-It cannot happen.

246
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,350
We were together.

247
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,750
What did I do wrong?

248
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,200
You are utterly exhausting.

249
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,950
And so vain and proud that you
still can't see I don't love you,

250
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
- I love Louisa.
- No.

251
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,950
- No!
- God!

252
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,680
What have you done?

253
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,950
Oh, dear. This is unfortunate.

254
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,720
Hold this. Tight.

255
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,310
I'm going to take your car and get help.

256
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,350
Well, drive carefully, please.

257
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400
We don't want any accidents.

258
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,150
Mrs Durrells?

259
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,590
- Vasilia's stabbed Hugh.
- No.

260
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,870
He's in the old olive grove, by the well.

261
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,830
He's all alone, but he was
conscious when I left him.

262
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,550
I know what to do, I'll go to him.

263
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,280
I'll fetch the doctor.

264
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,590
Hello.

265
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,230
Oh, hello.

266
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,960
What are you up to?

267
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,040
Nothing.

268
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,270
I'll buy you a drink.

269
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,990
Isn't it a bit early?

270
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,430
"There is a time to be
born and a time to die."

271
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,870
Nothing else should have a timetable.

272
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,520
You're so frigging deep.

273
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,200
- What's your book?
- Dr Petrides lent it to me.

274
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,240
A Practical Guide To Midwifery.

275
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,880
Leonora's waters have broken.

276
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,510
On our kitchen floor.

277
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,750
- Doesn't that mean she's about to
have her baby? - Well, eventually.

278
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,430
I remember when Mum went
into labour with Gerry.

279
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,070
It took days.

280
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,710
Father took us to the zoo.

281
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,750
When we came back, Mother was still at it

282
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,550
so we went back to the zoo

283
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,600
and then the circus.

284
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,670
The one thing I learnt from Vasilia is...

285
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,600
Don't go out with a girl like Vasilia?

286
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,910
I miss her, actually.

287
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,600
Not just the sex.

288
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,040
Though I was thinking,
perhaps one last time.

289
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,240
I should pop in and see her actually.

290
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,120
That's what I like about Corfu.

291
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,360
Nobody's in a rush.

292
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,680
Ah. The Angel of Death.

293
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,550
You probably think you can
cure this with olive oil, ah?

294
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,190
I could give it a try.

295
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,310
I have many reasons to let you die.

296
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,150
You hate me.

297
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,960
Yeah, well, you started it.

298
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,920
And you drive a silly little car.

299
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,960
A red one.

300
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:51,480
But now I have to keep you
alive for Mrs Durrells.

301
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,710
Hugh?

302
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,430
Eh, Hugh?

303
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,200
Hugh!

304
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,260
Vasilia?

305
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,650
I'm getting terrible deja vu.

306
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,700
Oh, hello!

307
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,530
- Off somewhere nice?
- Anywhere there are no British.

308
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,330
Ah, well, don't go to Malta.

309
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,730
Apparently it's like a
hot Weston-super-Mare.

310
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,650
- What's happening?
- What was always going to happen.

311
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,690
Shouldn't you shut the door behind you?

312
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,890
The door is already shut behind me.

313
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,140
Can you stop talking like a crap Oracle?

314
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:06,210
What a brilliantly odd day
this is turning out to be.

315
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,930
Hello! Help!

316
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,090
Oh, Dr Petrides!

317
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,890
Dr Petrides!

318
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:14,730
Ah.

319
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,540
You...

320
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,370
You have to come now!

321
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,570
Right now. Hugh's been stabbed.

322
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,330
He's bleeding badly.

323
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,650
Oh, you have to go.

324
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:30,010
Oh, I had false contractions,
you know, Braxton Hicks.

325
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,530
Married to a doctor, you
think they know everything.

326
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:34,530
I'll stay here. I've had children.

327
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:37,330
If anything happens, I know
what to do at the sharp end.

328
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:40,500
- Please go.
- I'll wait till you get back.

329
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,980
He's at his olive grove in Paramonas.

330
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:56,410
- A stabbing puts this age-old ritual
into perspective. - Yes, it does.

331
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,490
All right?

332
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,770
Yes, it's just more of...

333
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,130
Oh, no. Ooh.

334
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,970
That feels real.

335
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,010
It's all right. It's all right.

336
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,860
Come on.

337
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:13,760
Oh!

338
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:18,140
Oh! Oh, no.

339
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,340
Don't worry. I'm here to look after you.

340
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:34,170
- This must be the first time otters have
been bred in captivity on Corfu. - I'm nervous.

341
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,610
We are at the forefront
of a new science, Gerry:

342
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,260
conservation in action.
I'm terribly excited.

343
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,330
She's sort of rocking.

344
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:54,130
Probably Lugaretzia's
daughter giving birth.

345
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,780
What?

346
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,490
Nobody minds me watching
animals mate and produce,

347
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:02,290
but I'm not sure it's quite
the thing if it's a human.

348
00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:06,380
~

349
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,850
~

350
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:15,900
Once again, I promise I'll forget
what I've seen as soon as this is over.

351
00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:19,130
Now, this stage can of
course last for many, many...

352
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,780
Ah! That looks like the
tip of the head, mind you.

353
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,690
- It's going to be all right,
Lugaretzia. - I am scared.

354
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:28,690
- She is my best daughter.
- I'm sure they're both excellent.

355
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,930
Don't worry, it's looking
good... up there.

356
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,690
As far as one can ever tell.

357
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,650
Wait.

358
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,330
We don't want her to feel
she's part of the grand tour.

359
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,170
Push! Push! You're doing well.

360
00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:42,330
Let's leave Leslie to it.

361
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:45,410
- This may be the making of him.
- Yes.

362
00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,770
That's it, Leonora,
keep pushing. Keep going.

363
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,490
That's it! Keep it coming!

364
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:51,140
I want them to hear you in Albania!

365
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,970
I want my husband.

366
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,770
He won't be long.

367
00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,490
He's saving a life.

368
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,210
I hope.

369
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,410
How can a woman be so cruel?

370
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,070
Can we concentrate on me?

371
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,330
He can't die, that would be too neat,

372
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:11,860
what with you giving birth
to a beautiful, healthy baby.

373
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,820
I've waited too long for this baby.

374
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,940
I want it too much!

375
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:32,770
Come on.

376
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:34,810
Everything's gonna be all right.

377
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,450
Come on, Hugh, wake up.

378
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,290
Hugh, do you hear me?

379
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,060
~

380
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,980
- ~
- ~

381
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:55,770
His car kept stalling.

382
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,490
You should have taken mine.

383
00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,330
Right, that's it, I'm gonna hit him.

384
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,890
- You did a good job.
- Really?

385
00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:06,710
Damn.

386
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,610
Keep going, keep going.

387
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:20,050
It's a girl!

388
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,690
How did you get her all in there?

389
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:25,410
I suppose she must have
been folded up, or something.

390
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:27,250
Eimai koritsi!

391
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,450
Oh, er, wait, er....

392
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,650
Read out what you have to do afterwards.

393
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,370
- Erm...
- Quickly!

394
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,690
"Parturition may without jeopardy
or prejudice to health be achieved-"

395
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:42,330
Forget it, forget it. I remember Gerry saying
something about animals gnawing through it, so...

396
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:45,850
So I'm going to cut the cord,
obviously, if you could just...

397
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:52,210
Two cubs.

398
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,740
Produced in dignified silence.

399
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:03,810
Let's hope they are the Adam and Eve
of the otter population on Corfu.

400
00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,860
Yeah.

401
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,700
Aw!

402
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,580
Ah!

403
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,220
No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

404
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,340
~

405
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:55,660
- There's another one! - No, Leslie, I
think it may be -- - It's the placenta.

406
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,820
Oh, yes. False alarm.

407
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:07,340
How long have you been there?

408
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,500
Leslie, come here.

409
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:40,340
I-I think I need to rest.

410
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,180
Who does he look like?

411
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,580
My mother.

412
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,050
What happened?

413
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,820
He happened.

414
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,850
Is he well? Are you... Are you well?

415
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,500
He is. We are.

416
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:38,050
Hugh needs to go to hospital in
Athens in case of internal damage,

417
00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:40,210
but he's alive.

418
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,260
Everyone's alive.

419
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:47,820
Hugh needs to give Spiros
a big bunch of flowers.

420
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,220
I'd like to be there for that.

421
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,690
Did the doctor have his baby?

422
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,770
Yes.

423
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:28,260
- Mother and son are wonderful.
- Ah.

424
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,850
I'm sorry I got you embroiled in Vasilia.

425
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:36,020
Looks like you came off worse.

426
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:43,300
I-I should've been more
gracious when you turned me down.

427
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,650
I-I'll just miss you so much.

428
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,900
And I'll miss you too.

429
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:56,450
You go on half your life about olives

430
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,290
and then you nearly die in an olive grove.

431
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,810
Well, we all love a cosmic joke.

432
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:03,530
Ow!

433
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:05,580
Mustn't laugh.

434
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,820
Well, can't sit around here all day.

435
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:12,580
No.

436
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,050
(Leslie delivered the baby.)

437
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,090
Oh!

438
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:14,730
It's been quite a day.

439
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,410
Dr Petrides was busy,
apparently, so I had to do it.

440
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,250
Oh, Leslie, darling.

441
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,300
I'm so proud of you.

442
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,170
Where've you been? You look a wreck.

443
00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:30,890
I feel like one.

444
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:32,730
You should try delivering a baby.

445
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,770
I just have.

446
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:35,670
Florence's.

447
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:38,810
It's a boy.

448
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:42,530
I have never seen more
relieved and excited parents.

449
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:44,690
Well, we must compare notes.

450
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:47,340
Was your placenta as enormous as mine?

451
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:50,810
Where was the doctor?

452
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,570
He was busy tending to Hugh.

453
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,700
Vasilia stabbed him.

454
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,650
No!

455
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,690
Is he going to be all right?

456
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:02,450
I think so.

457
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,500
It was horrible. I was there.

458
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:11,540
Hugh and I have decided to part.

459
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,140
And as soon as he's patched up,
he's moving back to England.

460
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:22,500
I've spent the whole day just
missing everything interesting.

461
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,690
One of the otter cubs has died.

462
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,940
Oh, Gerry, darling.

463
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,700
Still, one's alive.

464
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,370
Would you say that if
they were human babies?

465
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:45,900
No, no, it's a good point.

466
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,410
Ah! Hooray! I'll come to that in a minute.

467
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:55,780
First, let me present the man I want
to spend the rest of my life with.

468
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,850
Donald, come and see the baby.

469
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:02,700
This is Zoltan. We met a few days ago.

470
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,250
Good evening.

471
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,130
You wouldn't be kissing that
if you knew where it'd been.

472
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,450
Zoltan is so delightful.

473
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,290
Yes, I am delightful.

474
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,050
He's Turkish.

475
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:20,100
Perhaps the baby should leave.

476
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,540
Bless you.

477
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,490
Evlogimeni I Vasilia tou Patros

478
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:52,930
ke tou Iou ke tou Hagiou Pneumatos...

479
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:57,970
nin ke ai ke is tous eonas ton eonon.

480
00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:01,250
- Amin. - Amin. - Amen.

481
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:05,890
En irini tou kyriou theithomen.

482
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:09,340
Kyrie eleison, kyrie
eleison, kyrie eleison.

483
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,900
~

484
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:30,450
~

485
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,210
~

486
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,850
~

487
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,580
~

488
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,530
Technically, as Godfather,

489
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:51,090
Leslie has the right to
choose the baby's name.

490
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:52,730
Don't tell him that.

491
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,780
- Why, what's his favourite name?
- Leslie.

492
00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:59,010
Vaptizetai o doulos tou, Angeliki,

493
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:05,450
eis to onoma tou Patros kai tou
Huiou ke ai tou Hagiou Pneumatos.

494
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,490
Amin.

495
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,890
Um, I don't know if this is allowed,

496
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:21,180
but I just wanted to say thank
you for letting me be Godfather.

497
00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,540
My own father died when I was young...

498
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:31,890
.. and if that ever happened to
little Angeliki here, God forbid...

499
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,690
Sorry.

500
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,420
Although you do work in a lumber
mill, which can be very dangerous.

501
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,380
If that happens, I'll be here to help.

502
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:48,780
I used to think I was
very unlucky in life...

503
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,890
.. and a bit of a liability.

504
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:55,170
But delivering the baby that day,

505
00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:57,810
and being given this opportunity,

506
00:39:57,860 --> 00:40:00,170
it's made me feel very lucky indeed.

507
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:07,290
It's fine. No, it's
fine, I'm a good catch.

508
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:08,980
I think it was the oil.

509
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,730
So I haven't actually ruled
out training to be a doctor.

510
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:19,450
I've sent off for the details.

511
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500
I think you can do it via correspondence.

512
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:35,570
So, Hugh is halfway back to England.

513
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:39,770
Yes, yes, in a tiny sports
car loaded with olives.

514
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,810
Full of hope.

515
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:44,660
I just... didn't love him enough.

516
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,810
I wonder where Vasilia went?

517
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:52,210
- It seems she has
escaped from Corfu. - Mmm.

518
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:56,050
No, I can't help imagining her
on horseback somewhere in Tuscany,

519
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:58,200
desperately trying to catch up with Hugh.

520
00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:01,930
You write, I believe.

521
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:04,650
Yes. Yes I'll lend you my novel.

522
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,210
I always feel I could
write superbly if I tried.

523
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:09,250
Mmm.

524
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,130
And I swim superbly.

525
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,890
So I have no fear.

526
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,930
What does Margo see in you?

527
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:18,820
When I ride the horse, I have
no fear, for I ride superbly.

528
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,540
You see, I am not a fearful man.

529
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,930
Well, my ferry leaves shortly.

530
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:46,210
Donald, I'm so sorry I don't love you.

531
00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:49,930
No, no, absolutely, it's-it's fine.

532
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:51,610
It's like Mother with Hugh.

533
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:55,250
If there's something missing,
like the yeast in bread,

534
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,060
a couple will never rise.

535
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,340
We just didn't have the yeast.

536
00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:04,060
Well, good luck with Zoltan.

537
00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:08,890
He's superb, isn't he?

538
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:11,130
- No, he's not.
- Oh.

539
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:15,530
In fact I'd say you couldn't pick a worse
boyfriend if you scoured the world's prisons.

540
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,370
And I have more yeast inside
me than he'll ever have.

541
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:21,730
You see, now I'm starting
to like you again

542
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,780
because you're being more interesting.

543
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,930
Dr Petrides had to dash off.

544
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,770
- A child ate a poisonous
frog, or something. - Oh.

545
00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,250
You need to take your baby.

546
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,020
Oh, yes.

547
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:48,770
That's it, isn't it?

548
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:50,820
There's no time to myself any more.

549
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:55,810
So how close were you to
taking us back to England?

550
00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:57,650
I would've stayed anyway.

551
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,810
Oh, you'll follow us wherever we go.

552
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:01,940
There's no escape.

553
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,900
But we should stay here as long as we can.

554
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:10,130
And I'll try to be more like Spiros.

555
00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:12,480
In love with life and... people.

556
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,620
And I don't care if
that sounds sentimental.

557
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:26,260
~

558
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,420
Right, let's go home.

559
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:33,250
Gerry?

560
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:35,010
Gerry!

561
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,690
Margo!

562
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:38,730
Mwah!

563
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:40,770
Bye-bye, Gerry.

564
00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:44,450
Finally, a fight.

565
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,500
I can write about this.

566
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,090
- Oh, God.
- No, no, no, let them.

567
00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:53,060
I've never had men fight over me before.

568
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,740
Right, Larry...

569
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:01,060
Come on. Come on.

570
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:07,130
Er, where's Leslie?

571
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,410
Oh, I think he's retelling
the story of the birth

572
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:12,170
- to one of Lugaretzia's nieces.
- The last time I heard him,

573
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:14,810
he'd delivered it while
being attacked by otters.

574
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,530
- Leslie? - Leslie? - Les? - Les?

575
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,210
- Leslie? - Leslie? - Leslie?

576
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,050
- What?
- Nothing.

577
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:31,700
Very good, Leslie. Really good.

578
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:58,900
I love you all very much, you know.

579
00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:10,380
Sorry.