1
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What a fine potpourri of guests.

2
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Are you sure you don't want anything
else to eat?

3
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Dancers don't eat.

4
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Hungover, honey.
No, thanks.

5
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Go on then, perhaps a side clump
of cheese. Breakfast like a king.

6
00:00:21,463 --> 00:00:24,934
Yes, not "Breakfast like a bunch of
big fat greedy hippos."

7
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Said with love.

8
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Hah, she's a terrier.

9
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Cuppa char for the workers, missus?

10
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You!
SHE CHUCKLES

11
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Leslie has been teaching me cockney.

12
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Spiros has been doing vital work
on Gerry's zoo, again.

13
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And other jobs,
which are also vital.

14
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KNOCK ON DOOR

15
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Kalimera, kyries kai kyrioi.

16
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Kali-whatever.
What did he say?

17
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Letter from the naughty son
in Paris.

18
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Postcard from the daughter in
Dorsetshire, not happy in her work.

19
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Don't know what that is.

20
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I never get any post.

21
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THEY CHUCKLE

22
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Char.

23
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Shoo.

24
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Darling if you're going
to teach Spiros anything,

25
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teach him how to leave his wife.

26
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SHE LAUGHS

27
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Yes, but are you joking?

28
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Of course I am.

29
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Hmm, well, I'm disappointed.

30
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On our trip to Kalami, they seemed
ready to pack it all in.

31
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Well, divorce isn't the done thing
here. More than anywhere.

32
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Worse marriages than theirs
have lasted a lifetime.

33
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Yeah, but the difference is you two
want to be together, and should be.

34
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Well... let's just be grateful for
having him around the house.

35
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I used to be fairly annoying,

36
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but you are an absolute genius
at it.

37
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Eight times seven?

38
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Seven.

39
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You'll hurt your eyes if you stare
at me that hard.

40
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You're not a proper teacher.

41
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Well, you're not a proper child.

42
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Good.

43
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We're popping out for some victuals.

44
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You do that, Geoff.

45
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It's Geoffrey. We don't foreshorten.

46
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Thanks.

47
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Prunella.

48
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It's Prue. Or Prudence. Or Ma'am.

49
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She's teasing, Auntie.

50
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Well, I get paid even if we do
nothing.

51
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I love Margo,
but she spells like a lunatic,

52
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and thinks Africa's a country.

53
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Well, it doesn't matter,

54
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because her mopey pupil doesn't care
what Africa is,

55
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or if it's spelt at all.

56
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Margo's tough,
I'm sure she'll break her,

57
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like a strong mare wrestling a
troubled young pony into submission.

58
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Perfectly normal image.

59
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Louisa, cup of tea? Appointment?
Quick hysterectomy?

60
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I must get back to my guests.
With their medical supplies.

61
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Ah, Countess De Torro,
more ointment for her erysipelas.

62
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Lumis and Harry need
petroleum jelly, don't ask.

63
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And our dancer Veronica...

64
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..I'm too embarrassed
to say that out loud.

65
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No we don't stock that.

66
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You'll need to go to a shop
in Sodom or Gomorrah.

67
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I detect an air of decadence among
your household.

68
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You sound like
a Victorian magistrate.

69
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Frankly, with Europe so doom-laden,

70
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why not swim naked, or spend the day
in a hammock with your "friend"?

71
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I'm just thinking how you may be
regarded by my fellow Greeks.

72
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Especially with Spiros
in your house.

73
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He's building the zoo!

74
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Very slowly.

75
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Mind you, I did hear
that his wife's a real flirt.

76
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Hmm, that's your my-lips-are-sealed
face!

77
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'..helped by Galini,
who I spend most days with.

78
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'And not just because she looks so
nice, though that is good too.

79
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'We are planning to stay up
the whole night watching badgers.

80
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'Lots of love, Gerry.'

81
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'Dear Gerry. I write this in
immediate reply before I forget

82
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'what's in your letter,
as I am generally consumed with me,

83
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'but you know that.

84
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'You and Galini sound like a match
made in zoic.

85
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'Look it up.'

86
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DOG BARKS

87
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No, Roger, that's for Galini.

88
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She loves beetles.

89
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PEOPLE SPEAK IN GREEK

90
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,237
Hello.

91
00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:06,912
Hello.

92
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What is in your hand?

93
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Just some matches.

94
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I might go and get some...
smokes later, so...

95
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My friend has a new motorbike.

96
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Yes, yes.

97
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Well, let's hope he doesn't
fall off it and die.

98
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Oh, little bastard's eaten
all of my matches.

99
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Anyway, I've got to, erm...

100
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..go.

101
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RAT SQUEAKS

102
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Oh shut up.

103
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KNOCK ON DOOR.

104
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I'll be down later.

105
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It's your friendly local parent.

106
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And her perky handyman.

107
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What's wrong?

108
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Nothing you can help with.

109
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Has something escaped?

110
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You were so upset when your mink
burrowed to freedom.

111
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There's more to me than animals,
you know.

112
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Is there?

113
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No I mean I know there is but...
that's your life.

114
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You know they're hungry downstairs.

115
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You feed them.

116
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Come into town with me.
I'll buy you a lolly.

117
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Don't want a bloody lolly.

118
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You love a lolly.

119
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Well, I'm not loving a lolly
any more.

120
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GERRY SIGHS

121
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KNOCK ON DOOR

122
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Hello, Margo.
How was my angel today?

123
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Oh, you know Maud!

124
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What did you study?

125
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Don't go on, you old fool.

126
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Um, I'm taking Maud's siblings away
on a trip, so,

127
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I'd really appreciate it if
you and your aunt and uncle

128
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would look after her for a week.

129
00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:33,930
No that's not a good idea.

130
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All expenses and double
your weekly rate.

131
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Sit her in a corner with a book.

132
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For a week?

133
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Oh, thank you so much!

134
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Maud, Miss Durrell would love
to have you for the week.

135
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She'll come tomorrow
with her jim-jams.

136
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And a new cheerful attitude.

137
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Ugh.

138
00:09:03,908 --> 00:09:05,903
I love having Spiros here.

139
00:09:05,904 --> 00:09:07,859
He's brilliant around the house.

140
00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:08,898
I know.

141
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:16,840
Florence says his Dimitra
has a roving eye.

142
00:09:16,841 --> 00:09:20,034
Hmm. Can Dr Petridis fix it?

143
00:09:20,035 --> 00:09:21,191
What?

144
00:09:21,192 --> 00:09:23,826
Oh, no,
you're thinking of a lazy eye.

145
00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:24,825
It's the opposite.

146
00:09:24,826 --> 00:09:26,821
Uh, the opposite eye?

147
00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:29,814
No, the opposite of lazy.

148
00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:32,808
Hard-working?
Spiros' wife has a hard-working eye?

149
00:09:32,809 --> 00:09:35,801
No, she's interested in other men!

150
00:09:35,802 --> 00:09:36,800
All right!

151
00:09:37,798 --> 00:09:40,791
Oh, gosh.
I wonder what Spiros thinks.

152
00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:43,825
I suspect he turns a blind eye,
for the sake of his children.

153
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Mm. Do you think she
actually has affairs?

154
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I doubt it, otherwise why would
Spiros stay with her.

155
00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:51,769
Much like Germany vis-a-vis Austria,

156
00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:55,601
the two big American sissies have
annexed the hammock.

157
00:09:55,602 --> 00:09:56,758
Maybe we should have a rota.

158
00:09:56,759 --> 00:10:00,112
Yes good, good,
you organise that, Basil.

159
00:10:03,745 --> 00:10:05,740
Another warm one.

160
00:10:05,741 --> 00:10:09,572
One's thoughts
take a turn to the physical.

161
00:10:09,573 --> 00:10:11,568
I suggested to Veronica that...

162
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,724
she and I might get to know
each other better.

163
00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:15,720
What did she say?

164
00:10:15,721 --> 00:10:17,715
Well, I think her exact words
were, er,

165
00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,710
"No. No. God, no.
Why would I do that?"

166
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:26,377
# Let me call you sweetheart

167
00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:29,692
♪ Because I love you... ♪

168
00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:36,677
Ooh!

169
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:44,181
Oh, Gerry, your room smells again,
please bathe your locusts,

170
00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:47,654
or sprinkle them with cologne,
or something.

171
00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:48,653
SHE SIGHS

172
00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,488
Rude.

173
00:10:50,489 --> 00:10:51,645
Whoa, that's a monster!

174
00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:52,644
HE CHUCKLES

175
00:10:52,645 --> 00:10:55,637
You don't send in a boy's tool
to do a man's job.

176
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,633
It's how you use it,
though, isn't it?

177
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,629
That is so true.
THEY GIGGLE

178
00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:02,624
You two are scrumptious together.

179
00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:18,271
Evening, Basil.

180
00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,588
Evening.

181
00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:21,584
I was just mulling over what you
said earlier,

182
00:11:21,585 --> 00:11:23,580
about you not having a lady in your
life.

183
00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:24,619
HE SIGHS

184
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:28,250
HE GROANS

185
00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:29,568
Well,

186
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,601
you must've noticed Mrs Hakaiopulos
taking a shine to you,

187
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:34,557
when we went to Kalami.

188
00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:35,556
Do you think she did?

189
00:11:36,554 --> 00:11:39,548
And her marriage with Spiros is
pretty much over, as you could tell.

190
00:11:41,544 --> 00:11:42,740
You should call on her.

191
00:11:42,741 --> 00:11:44,537
Go a'courting.

192
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,536
I'm...

193
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:51,522
..not in the habit
of seducing married women.

194
00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:53,518
So, it's time you gave it a go.

195
00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:54,517
She is a...

196
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,508
..very attractive woman.

197
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,507
She is.

198
00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,501
And...

199
00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:04,536
..you're a very attractive man.

200
00:12:08,488 --> 00:12:11,681
I am. That's sometimes forgotten.

201
00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:13,836
Not by Dimitra, that's for sure.

202
00:12:13,837 --> 00:12:15,513
And you'd be doing us all a service.

203
00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:20,463
Her, you, and Spiros, because he's
clearly had enough of the marriage.

204
00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:21,462
All right.

205
00:12:21,463 --> 00:12:23,458
I will give it a go.

206
00:12:42,419 --> 00:12:45,412
This is rather uncharted territory
for me.

207
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,406
You must've chatted women up before.

208
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:51,399
No, they tend to make the running.

209
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,754
"Come on Basil, how about it?"
kind of thing.

210
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:56,389
Then we break up shortly afterwards.

211
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,385
It's not complicated.

212
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:02,376
Just go up to her, compliment,
compliment, smiley, smile, smile,

213
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:04,891
can I come in for a glass of water?

214
00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:06,368
Bob's your uncle.

215
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,364
What if Spiros comes home?

216
00:13:08,365 --> 00:13:09,881
He won't,
he's at our house all the hours,

217
00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:11,718
and he said his kids are away
with their granny.

218
00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:16,349
She's lonely, look.

219
00:13:40,299 --> 00:13:41,297
Dimitra!

220
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,292
Basil!

221
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,288
What can I do for you?

222
00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:46,287
Oh, look at you!

223
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,485
SHE LAUGHS

224
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,275
Come in!

225
00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:01,256
MUSIC: 'Yes Indeed' by Count Basie

226
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,419
SHE MUTTERS IN GREEK

227
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:22,891
Oh!
Cheers!

228
00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:24,209
Hello? Hello?

229
00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:36,185
THEY SPEAK GREEK

230
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,859
Kalimera.

231
00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:55,146
THEY SPEAK GREEK

232
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,326
Pavlos, I'm being ignored,
do you know why?

233
00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:07,120
Hello, Mrs Durrell. What?

234
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:09,116
They won't serve me.

235
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,115
Oh, well.

236
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,309
Oh, well? Why won't they?

237
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,107
They are closing for lunch.

238
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:17,099
No, they're not.

239
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,096
I must go to ring the bells.

240
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,085
Is it because I'm British?

241
00:15:24,086 --> 00:15:26,081
Hope to see you in church.

242
00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:29,275
If I give you some money
will you buy me a cucumber?

243
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:42,048
If that's supposed to be amusing,
it isn't working.

244
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,566
It's not supposed to be anything.

245
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:50,032
Your mother's paying for my time.
Do you hate her so much?

246
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,709
I would if I could be bothered.

247
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:57,017
The trickier you are,
the more isolated you'll become,

248
00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:59,014
and the sadder you'll get.

249
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,367
SHE SIGHS

250
00:16:08,994 --> 00:16:11,508
SHE GASPS

251
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,495
What do you think you're doing?

252
00:16:17,496 --> 00:16:18,972
I have the same question for you.

253
00:16:18,973 --> 00:16:21,967
SHE CRIES

254
00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:26,637
I think we need to get out
the house, don't you?

255
00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:32,784
'Dorset seems boring,

256
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:36,935
'but look closer and it's unhinged,
I'm flipping telling you.

257
00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:39,929
'Prue and Geoffrey speak in their
own tongue, which I call Prueffrey,

258
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,923
'and my devil-pupil, Maud
is from another planet,

259
00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:47,914
'e.g. the dark side of the Moon...
if the Moon is a planet.

260
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,744
'Must go, you lovely man. M.'

261
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,894
'Margo, dearest.

262
00:16:56,895 --> 00:16:58,890
'I thought was an ambitious
literary stylist,

263
00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:01,884
'but you bring a peerless
set of quirks to the genre.

264
00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:03,880
'You make a strong case
for the home counties,

265
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:08,551
'but I have Paris in the spring,
which glitters and hums.'

266
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,861
There's nothing else to do.

267
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,858
It's this or watch them
painting the bus stop.

268
00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:17,852
Come on.

269
00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:33,818
What happens now?

270
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:37,810
I dunno,
I've never been to a cinema either.

271
00:17:37,811 --> 00:17:40,805
FILM MUSIC STARTS

272
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,151
What do you mean we're immoral?

273
00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,787
I don't think you are,

274
00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:50,783
but Greeks can be very conservative,
you know that.

275
00:17:50,784 --> 00:17:52,619
I, I tried to warn you.

276
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,773
So, what is it exactly that these
killjoys are objecting to?

277
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,809
I suppose it's a combination
of the skinny-dipping,

278
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,443
and your countess who keeps taking
off her wig.

279
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,761
Well it's hot, for a wig.

280
00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:04,276
I know, but also a succession of
louche guests,

281
00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:07,748
including an explosive Armenian
poet, a gun-toting colonel,

282
00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:11,101
and your charming,
if homosexual, Americans.

283
00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:12,738
Plus, you being close to Spiros.

284
00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,734
You slipped that one in quickly.

285
00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:17,728
Not my opinion, as I say,
and Larry's outrageous novel,

286
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,564
and the snakes in the garden.

287
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,723
Yes, all right, thank you.

288
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:24,554
Most people here love you.

289
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:29,544
And we love them,
and we love Greek culture.

290
00:18:29,545 --> 00:18:30,702
How can we show that?

291
00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:36,729
There's a local festival soon,
the Panegyri.

292
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,044
Get involved, go along.

293
00:18:39,045 --> 00:18:41,679
So the locals can boo
and point at us.

294
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,673
Just tone everything down a little,
for a while?

295
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:48,664
Apart from a few ophidiophobics.
Who?

296
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:52,656
People who are scared of snakes,
Corfiots love Gerry's zoo project.

297
00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:54,652
Well they can take it over,
because he's lost interest.

298
00:18:54,653 --> 00:18:57,007
What? No!
I know!

299
00:18:57,008 --> 00:19:01,639
I suspect Gerry's upset because
he's missing Larry and Margo.

300
00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,631
Sibling love runs very deep.

301
00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:05,630
Hmm...

302
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:08,624
..or, could it be about a girl?

303
00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:20,600
KNOCK ON DOOR

304
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:29,580
Right, well you still look like
a wet Monday in Portsmouth,

305
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,577
so, we are going to talk about this.

306
00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:33,573
Is it Galini?

307
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,564
HE CRIES

308
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:38,563
Gerry...

309
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:42,553
She likes a bigger boy
with a motorbike.

310
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:46,226
I haven't got a chance, I look so
childish with all these animals!

311
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,060
Now she's moved on, I'll never
get a girlfriend with a zoo!

312
00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:50,537
I don't want a girlfriend,
I want Galini.

313
00:19:50,538 --> 00:19:53,211
Say that again,
but with breaths in between.

314
00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:54,370
HE CHUCKLES

315
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,043
What's Galini said to you?

316
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,355
She didn't need to.

317
00:20:01,356 --> 00:20:03,550
She was so happy with him.

318
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:05,506
She's never looked at me that way.

319
00:20:05,507 --> 00:20:07,502
Oh, Gerry...

320
00:20:07,503 --> 00:20:10,496
Gerry, most of this is in your head.

321
00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:13,170
Look, she may have fallen for
another boy,

322
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,488
but she still likes you.

323
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,484
I don't want to be liked.

324
00:20:16,485 --> 00:20:19,518
I want to be loved, like I love her.

325
00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:23,469
It was animals
that brought you together,

326
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,466
and people don't just change
overnight.

327
00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:28,499
Well, I have.

328
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,293
I need a motorbike.

329
00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:35,445
Nonsense, you're barely .

330
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:38,438
We might be able to afford
a new bicycle.

331
00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:41,433
In a swish colour? New bell.

332
00:20:42,431 --> 00:20:44,427
I don't want a stupid bell.

333
00:20:45,465 --> 00:20:48,418
Well, those animals need
looking after and feeding.

334
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:49,616
LOUISA SIGHS

335
00:21:13,368 --> 00:21:16,042
I... loved that.

336
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,357
So did I.

337
00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:22,029
I loved him, didn't you?

338
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,347
Yes. And her.

339
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,337
So... life can be quite exciting.

340
00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:30,333
Oh, yes.

341
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,316
SHE SNORES

342
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,231
How's your girlfriend?

343
00:22:19,232 --> 00:22:21,227
A bit of a handful.

344
00:22:21,228 --> 00:22:23,224
I'm sure.

345
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,211
♪ ..let me love me too... ♪

346
00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:31,207
HE HUMS

347
00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:39,231
Basil!

348
00:22:42,185 --> 00:22:43,183
How'd it go?

349
00:22:43,184 --> 00:22:46,176
I shall draw a veil over what passed
between us.

350
00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:49,170
Oh, that bad, huh?

351
00:22:49,171 --> 00:22:52,163
Look, actually I've been thinking,
it's a dangerous game we're playing

352
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:54,001
so maybe that's...

353
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:03,141
..not a bad thing.

354
00:23:03,142 --> 00:23:05,177
I mean a gentleman never tells.

355
00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:08,131
Suffice to say,
I received a warm welcome.

356
00:23:08,132 --> 00:23:09,328
Warm?

357
00:23:09,329 --> 00:23:13,121
Warm... to hot.

358
00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:17,113
I don't think you should see her
again.

359
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,102
Oh, I see, you sent me in there

360
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:24,098
to clear the way
for your mother to be with Spiros.

361
00:23:24,099 --> 00:23:25,097
All right, yes.

362
00:23:27,093 --> 00:23:29,087
I'm now just realising it may
be more complicated than that...

363
00:23:29,088 --> 00:23:30,764
emotionally.

364
00:23:30,765 --> 00:23:33,079
I'll give your request some thought.

365
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,076
But it would be a shame to stop now.

366
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,195
We must just talk in French
from now on.

367
00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:16,989
I'll take you through the regular
verbs tomorrow.

368
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:18,665
Yes.

369
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,984
After I've learned them.

370
00:24:24,973 --> 00:24:25,971
Ah...

371
00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:29,963
Tea.

372
00:24:31,959 --> 00:24:33,476
Thank you.

373
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,933
Spiros, I fear we have a problem.

374
00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:45,930
It doesn't feel like it.

375
00:24:47,926 --> 00:24:49,921
I'm being sent to Coventry.

376
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:50,920
Where?

377
00:24:50,921 --> 00:24:53,274
Well, it's a city
in the English Midlands,

378
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:55,430
with a very beautiful medieval
centre.

379
00:24:55,431 --> 00:24:56,907
Oh, don't go.

380
00:24:56,908 --> 00:24:57,906
No, no, it means...

381
00:24:59,902 --> 00:25:01,897
Never mind.

382
00:25:01,898 --> 00:25:05,888
And Theo says we're getting a
reputation as a house of ill repute.

383
00:25:05,889 --> 00:25:08,243
Yes.

384
00:25:08,244 --> 00:25:09,880
You knew?

385
00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:12,874
I love my people but sometimes they
have too many opinions.

386
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,870
Like the English.

387
00:25:14,871 --> 00:25:15,869
This will pass.

388
00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:19,860
Wha... what are they saying?

389
00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:21,855
That we spend too much time
together.

390
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:22,854
Well, that's all right.

391
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,846
And that your guest house should
be... shut down.

392
00:25:48,801 --> 00:25:51,316
Now, thank you for gathering.

393
00:25:52,314 --> 00:25:53,791
Get out of my chair.

394
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:56,784
Easy, Countess.

395
00:25:56,785 --> 00:25:57,783
Maniac.

396
00:25:57,784 --> 00:26:00,456
Now, you are all splendid people.

397
00:26:00,457 --> 00:26:02,771
Ah, that's nice.

398
00:26:02,772 --> 00:26:04,767
There's a but coming.
If only, darling.

399
00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:06,763
What?
It's a rude homosexual joke.

400
00:26:06,764 --> 00:26:08,759
Explain!
Butt as in buttocks.

401
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,274
Now, this is exactly the kind of
thing I want to talk about.

402
00:26:11,275 --> 00:26:13,749
You want to talk about buttocks?
THEY LAUGH

403
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:17,780
No, I want to talk about us getting
complaints about our morals.

404
00:26:17,781 --> 00:26:18,938
How do you mean?

405
00:26:18,939 --> 00:26:23,728
Locals have been gawping in at us
and have seen skinny dipping,

406
00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:28,718
and you two snuggling up together,
and God knows what else.

407
00:26:28,719 --> 00:26:30,913
And Argos the gobby Postman has been
spreading rumours.

408
00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:32,710
Who bloody cares?

409
00:26:32,711 --> 00:26:33,709
Well, I do,

410
00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:37,700
if it means being snubbed in public
or having this place shut down.

411
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,056
OK.

412
00:26:41,692 --> 00:26:46,681
We are all foreign, and we need
to work hard to be accepted,

413
00:26:46,682 --> 00:26:48,198
and to embrace their culture,

414
00:26:48,199 --> 00:26:51,192
and respect their traditional
way of life.

415
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:55,663
Countess, keep your wig on,
or off, or under a hat.

416
00:26:55,664 --> 00:26:58,696
Veronica, wear a swimsuit.

417
00:26:58,697 --> 00:27:00,652
It's not as fun.

418
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:01,690
You're telling me.
Not for us.

419
00:27:01,691 --> 00:27:04,644
Don't worry, we'll behave.

420
00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:05,643
Thank you.

421
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,632
We can repair
the damage and show them

422
00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:13,627
how culturally sensitive
we really are.

423
00:27:15,622 --> 00:27:17,658
BELLS RING,
CHANTING IN GREEK

424
00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:36,578
Oh, hello Mrs Durrell.

425
00:27:36,579 --> 00:27:37,577
And guests.

426
00:27:37,578 --> 00:27:40,570
Lumis and Harry,
my American friends.

427
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:43,923
Pleasure to meet any servant
of the Greek Orthodox religion.

428
00:27:43,924 --> 00:27:47,556
Me too. What an inspiring church.

429
00:27:47,557 --> 00:27:48,555
My wife would adore this.

430
00:27:48,556 --> 00:27:51,548
Mine too. Wish I'd had
all my children baptised here.

431
00:27:51,549 --> 00:27:53,543
Sorry, it will be all in Greek.

432
00:27:53,544 --> 00:27:55,539
Oh... Is it a long service?

433
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,535
Hope so!
Can't be too long!

434
00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:58,574
Two hours and a half.

435
00:28:12,506 --> 00:28:13,503
Kalimera, Argos.

436
00:28:13,504 --> 00:28:15,499
Kalimera.

437
00:28:21,487 --> 00:28:25,478
Letter from the Auntie in Dorset,
and another bill from the landlord.

438
00:28:25,479 --> 00:28:26,477
Oh, efharisto.

439
00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:29,470
Oh, oh, please,
would you like a cup of tea?

440
00:28:29,471 --> 00:28:32,463
And some delicious local Samali.

441
00:28:32,464 --> 00:28:34,459
We were just wondering
who could tell us

442
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:37,453
more about your lovely island.

443
00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:38,452
Yes.

444
00:28:43,442 --> 00:28:47,434
I'll invite our fabulous neighbours,
who we always mean to talk to.

445
00:28:49,948 --> 00:28:53,420
I'm just re-reading the Iliad.

446
00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:55,417
By the Greek author, Homer.

447
00:29:07,393 --> 00:29:08,391
THEY CHUCKLE

448
00:29:08,392 --> 00:29:11,383
I must go. That was very fun.

449
00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:16,573
Next time I suggest going to church
in Greece, throw me down a well.

450
00:29:16,574 --> 00:29:18,728
Why do they all wear boring black?

451
00:29:18,729 --> 00:29:20,365
Break out some orange.

452
00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:23,359
It was the mad singing that got me.

453
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,356
HE CHANTS MOCKINGLY

454
00:29:29,347 --> 00:29:32,340
Still here. Ah.

455
00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:33,339
Goodness.
Hello.

456
00:29:43,838 --> 00:29:45,315
Sorry.

457
00:29:47,311 --> 00:29:48,308
What will they think of us now?

458
00:29:48,309 --> 00:29:50,304
And who can blame them?
Indeed.

459
00:29:53,298 --> 00:29:56,291
You're wearing long trousers.

460
00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:57,290
Yeah, my long trousers.

461
00:29:58,288 --> 00:30:01,282
You can't wear long trousers.
I, I'm not ready.

462
00:30:03,278 --> 00:30:05,633
Come back here,
and put your shorts on!

463
00:30:19,245 --> 00:30:21,241
Be ye not swotting?

464
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:25,232
Maud prefers to study
in the open air.

465
00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,230
Oh?

466
00:30:26,231 --> 00:30:28,226
Where do you do it?
Park.

467
00:30:30,222 --> 00:30:32,217
Nice morning?

468
00:30:32,218 --> 00:30:34,213
We're trying out new retirement
activities.

469
00:30:34,214 --> 00:30:37,208
And we'd rather be dead than go
horse-riding again.

470
00:30:40,721 --> 00:30:42,038
We'll be off then.

471
00:30:44,034 --> 00:30:47,186
Maud's mother is a huge cheese
in the village.

472
00:30:47,187 --> 00:30:49,383
We'll be damaged socially if you
lead Maud astray.

473
00:30:51,179 --> 00:30:53,175
All right, keep your hair on.

474
00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:58,364
MUFFLED GIGGLING

475
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,157
Shall I finish the zoo?

476
00:31:02,158 --> 00:31:06,148
Or we could turn it into a prison
for small children.

477
00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,818
I'm sure Gerry will change his mind.

478
00:31:10,819 --> 00:31:13,133
Till then, what a great excuse
to let a few go.

479
00:31:13,134 --> 00:31:14,171
Starting with that frigging parrot,

480
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,125
weeks trying to get him
to say "kill Hitler", nothing.

481
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,483
No! You stop it!

482
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,953
He looks so pleased to see us.

483
00:31:22,954 --> 00:31:24,111
You could just hug him.

484
00:31:25,109 --> 00:31:27,104
Then make him into some shoes.

485
00:31:27,105 --> 00:31:28,103
THEY LAUGH

486
00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:33,093
Kill Hitler, kill Hitler!

487
00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,069
Is Basil all right?

488
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,068
He's rather nervy.

489
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,064
PARROT SQUAWKS,
HE YELLS

490
00:31:48,062 --> 00:31:50,058
He seems fine to me.

491
00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:53,051
Do you think he wants a lift?

492
00:31:53,052 --> 00:31:54,050
Wherever he's going.

493
00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,044
I doubt it.

494
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,072
'Then I might have made a bit of
a balls up over Basil and Spiros.

495
00:32:02,073 --> 00:32:06,024
'By the way, I only wrote this
because Mother made us all write to

496
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,023
'you in order to
"look like a family".'

497
00:32:07,023 --> 00:32:08,021
"Look like a family".

498
00:32:08,022 --> 00:32:11,054
'So I'll say "goodbye" now then.
Best wishes, Leslie.

499
00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:13,050
'Brackets Durrell.'

500
00:32:13,051 --> 00:32:15,844
Leslie brackets Durrell.

501
00:32:15,845 --> 00:32:17,002
LARRY SCOFFS

502
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,998
Les, Les...

503
00:32:18,999 --> 00:32:21,991
'Darling, solid, Les.

504
00:32:21,992 --> 00:32:23,987
'A more grudging letter has
seldom come my way,

505
00:32:23,988 --> 00:32:27,980
'but thanks anyway as I know writing
comes as naturally to you, as...

506
00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:35,165
'..basket-weaving to a fish.'

507
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,955
CHATTING IN GREEK

508
00:32:40,953 --> 00:32:41,951
Hello.

509
00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:43,946
Yassou, Gerry.

510
00:32:43,947 --> 00:32:46,941
I'm actually getting a motorcycle
too, so...

511
00:32:48,777 --> 00:32:49,935
..can I have a go?

512
00:32:50,973 --> 00:32:52,928
I don't think you know how to ride.

513
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,924
What makes you say that?

514
00:32:54,925 --> 00:32:57,917
Gerry, I know you.

515
00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:58,916
Do you though?

516
00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:01,910
Right...

517
00:33:09,894 --> 00:33:11,890
HE SPEAKS GREEK

518
00:33:13,886 --> 00:33:14,884
Yes.

519
00:33:14,885 --> 00:33:16,879
HE CONTINUES IN GREEK
I know.

520
00:33:23,865 --> 00:33:25,382
Slow down!

521
00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:29,853
Gerry!

522
00:33:42,028 --> 00:33:46,817
Theo!Hello, decadent enemies of
the decent citizens of Corfu.

523
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,811
Don't! Look, we feel awful.

524
00:33:49,812 --> 00:33:51,847
How can we make
people here like us more?

525
00:33:51,848 --> 00:33:53,483
Leave the country.

526
00:33:53,484 --> 00:33:56,796
I've told you, come to the Panegyri
festival I mentioned,

527
00:33:56,797 --> 00:33:58,792
and see us as we really are.

528
00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:02,824
Merry, welcoming, and eating
weird sheep's gizzards on a skewer.

529
00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:04,301
I don't know.

530
00:34:04,302 --> 00:34:06,776
Come on, you love the Greeks,
show us!

531
00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:08,133
What does it involve?

532
00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:10,768
Singing and dancing
in traditional costumes.

533
00:34:10,769 --> 00:34:12,764
No, not doing that.

534
00:34:12,765 --> 00:34:14,759
Yes, you are, it will be fun!

535
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,118
And repair your reputation.

536
00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:30,727
Perhaps I should be a policewoman.

537
00:34:30,728 --> 00:34:31,726
Yes.

538
00:34:31,727 --> 00:34:33,721
Maybe don't tell your parents yet.

539
00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:37,712
Life should be like this.

540
00:34:37,713 --> 00:34:39,748
That's bad though, smoking in bed.

541
00:34:39,749 --> 00:34:43,700
It's too dark.
Get them to put the lights on.

542
00:34:43,701 --> 00:34:45,737
I fear that impairs the picture,
dear.

543
00:34:47,054 --> 00:34:49,209
Where are they?

544
00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:52,681
Sweet Jesus, that's too bright.

545
00:34:52,682 --> 00:34:54,198
AUDIENCE MEMBER SHUSHES

546
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,194
Margo!

547
00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:58,669
Margo.

548
00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,668
Margo.

549
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:06,653
We found old tickets in your jacket,
you unruly girl.

550
00:35:06,654 --> 00:35:09,647
What will Mrs Kemble say if she
finds out that instead of learning,

551
00:35:09,648 --> 00:35:11,642
her daughter's been consorting
in a pleasure-house?

552
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:12,641
It's only a cinema!

553
00:35:12,642 --> 00:35:15,634
Films are so beautiful and
thrilling, stay and watch.

554
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:18,628
We have never been to the flicks and
we are not starting now.

555
00:35:18,629 --> 00:35:20,625
It might help you to be more rounded
people, you know.

556
00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:23,619
Sorry, sorry.

557
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:47,569
Yes, the hands, higher.

558
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:49,564
No, swing Mrs Durrell round, Leslie.

559
00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:51,560
Hang on,
which way should I be facing?

560
00:35:51,561 --> 00:35:53,756
Not there.

561
00:35:53,757 --> 00:35:55,552
Down.
OK.

562
00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:56,551
Down.

563
00:35:56,552 --> 00:35:58,546
The chin up.

564
00:35:58,547 --> 00:35:59,545
Watch Gerry, he's the best.

565
00:35:59,546 --> 00:36:01,540
No, he isn't!

566
00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:03,537
I've certificates
in country dancing.

567
00:36:04,535 --> 00:36:07,887
Where is Basil? He never goes out.

568
00:36:07,888 --> 00:36:09,523
I don't know.

569
00:36:09,524 --> 00:36:11,360
Right, let's give up.

570
00:36:11,361 --> 00:36:12,517
No!

571
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:13,516
We have till tomorrow.

572
00:36:13,517 --> 00:36:17,508
If it's the last thing I do, I'll
make you look like you belong here!

573
00:36:26,489 --> 00:36:28,485
TRADITIONAL GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

574
00:36:47,965 --> 00:36:50,798
Maybe they don't like us wearing
clothes of their culture.

575
00:36:50,799 --> 00:36:52,435
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

576
00:36:52,436 --> 00:36:54,431
You're ready, come on.
Nice faces on.

577
00:36:54,432 --> 00:36:56,427
This is the Sirto,
that we learnt yesterday.

578
00:36:56,428 --> 00:36:58,463
Yeah.
Come on, come on, this is it.

579
00:36:58,464 --> 00:37:00,420
With your hands.
Yes, yes, yes.

580
00:37:03,414 --> 00:37:04,411
Boys in the centre.

581
00:37:06,407 --> 00:37:07,445
Yes.

582
00:37:10,399 --> 00:37:11,756
No, no, no, not like that.

583
00:37:14,391 --> 00:37:16,386
Not that way, Mrs Durrell.

584
00:37:16,387 --> 00:37:18,222
Whoa!

585
00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:23,371
Leslie, no, not like that,
you're jumping too late. No!

586
00:37:23,372 --> 00:37:26,366
Sorry, your foot, sorry.

587
00:37:28,362 --> 00:37:30,358
You look gorgeous in that blouse,
by the way.

588
00:37:40,338 --> 00:37:44,328
That was quite disappointing,
but we remain confident.

589
00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:46,324
Yes.
Good twirling, Mrs Durrell.

590
00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:47,362
Oh, well, thank you.

591
00:37:47,363 --> 00:37:50,316
But try not to hit people
with your arms.

592
00:37:50,317 --> 00:37:51,315
Leslie...

593
00:37:51,316 --> 00:37:54,308
No I'm done. I'm gonna get us some
booze and snacks,

594
00:37:54,309 --> 00:37:55,825
that'll endear us to everyone.

595
00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:57,303
Leslie!
Leslie!

596
00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:27,241
LAUGHING,
MURMURING

597
00:38:31,233 --> 00:38:34,585
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Hello you two!

598
00:38:34,586 --> 00:38:37,220
Hello.
Oh, thank you.

599
00:38:37,221 --> 00:38:39,215
No, that's for the people over by
the dancing.

600
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:42,210
We're all there, Spiros, and so on.

601
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:47,199
D'you think you should...
go home, perhaps?

602
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,195
It is one of the choices, yes.

603
00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:50,712
Which way are you walking?

604
00:38:50,713 --> 00:38:52,189
Like this.

605
00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:55,183
THEY LAUGH

606
00:38:55,184 --> 00:38:56,859
That way.

607
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:59,174
Oh gosh, that's erm,
that's actually on my route,

608
00:38:59,175 --> 00:39:01,170
so er, I'll walk with you.

609
00:39:01,171 --> 00:39:02,169
OK.

610
00:39:10,153 --> 00:39:11,151
GREEK MUSIC PLAYING

611
00:39:39,453 --> 00:39:41,927
THEY SING IN GREEK

612
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,056
APPLAUSE

613
00:40:03,044 --> 00:40:05,039
Bravo, bravo.

614
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,034
I hope that showed them we're not
just a bunch of crass foreigners.

615
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,388
Elate.

616
00:40:10,389 --> 00:40:12,026
Look.

617
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:37,972
Oh, please be jealous,
please be jealous.

618
00:41:05,915 --> 00:41:08,908
I feel so part of life here.

619
00:41:08,909 --> 00:41:11,103
I'm so glad we could show it.

620
00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:12,899
You certainly have.

621
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,893
They love you again. Hmm?

622
00:41:15,894 --> 00:41:17,889
We're not decadent, are we?

623
00:41:17,890 --> 00:41:20,884
Your son is kissing a girl
in the public square.

624
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,877
So he is.

625
00:41:23,878 --> 00:41:26,073
Stop that, Gerry.

626
00:41:27,870 --> 00:41:29,067
OWL SCREECHES

627
00:41:34,855 --> 00:41:36,851
Ah, morning Spiros.

628
00:41:37,849 --> 00:41:39,844
Ooh, that's a big bag.

629
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,840
Have you brought a special tool?

630
00:41:41,841 --> 00:41:43,836
No, it is some clothes and things.

631
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,034
Oh!

632
00:41:47,829 --> 00:41:49,824
Can I stay at your house
for a while?

633
00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:51,820
Yes, of course.

634
00:41:52,818 --> 00:41:54,175
Any reason?

635
00:41:55,812 --> 00:41:57,807
Well that make sense, er...

636
00:41:57,808 --> 00:42:00,801
It does. Well, there's lots of...

637
00:42:00,802 --> 00:42:02,798
There is a lot of handyman work...

638
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:05,792
..with finishing the zoo.

639
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:06,790
Absolutely.

640
00:42:08,785 --> 00:42:10,821
And there's no problems at home?

641
00:42:12,777 --> 00:42:15,771
You know my wife and I
are arguing a lot...

642
00:42:16,769 --> 00:42:19,762
..and last night it was worse,

643
00:42:19,763 --> 00:42:21,759
she doesn't want me there...

644
00:42:23,595 --> 00:42:24,753
..so...

645
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,742
Yes?

646
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,735
It is mainly about the hand...

647
00:42:32,736 --> 00:42:34,732
The handyman work, yes, of course.

648
00:42:35,730 --> 00:42:37,726
This is a good, practical solution.

649
00:42:39,722 --> 00:42:43,714
An attic room is free,
so please make yourself at home.

650
00:42:46,707 --> 00:42:47,705
Thank you.

651
00:42:52,895 --> 00:42:54,691
Spiros is moving in for a while.

652
00:42:55,689 --> 00:42:57,684
Oh.

653
00:42:57,685 --> 00:42:59,680
Do you know anything about
what's happening at his home?

654
00:42:59,681 --> 00:43:01,876
No, no I don't.

655
00:43:12,654 --> 00:43:14,649
'The Mayor asks ,
holiday-makers to tea,

656
00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:15,847
'and look how many turned up.

657
00:43:15,848 --> 00:43:18,641
'Maybe he didn't realise how many
people there were in Ramsgate.

658
00:43:18,642 --> 00:43:20,638
'Waiter, fetch me a cup of tea.'

659
00:43:25,627 --> 00:43:29,618
'This is a record of
the power politics of .

660
00:43:29,619 --> 00:43:31,614
'This is modern history
in the making.

661
00:43:31,615 --> 00:43:34,608
'Cold-blooded, ruthless intolerance.

662
00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:36,604
'They are pictures of Italy's
invasion of Albania.'

663
00:43:36,605 --> 00:43:38,601
Albania's only two miles
away from Corfu.

664
00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:43,589
I'm not very good at that part of
the world.

665
00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:45,585
Let's get a book.

666
00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:46,584
You don't understand.

667
00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:50,415
'.., the occupation of Albania,
and the apparent delight...'

668
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:51,573
I need to go back there
to be with my family.

669
00:43:51,574 --> 00:43:53,610
'..brought to you by courtesy
of the conqueror.'

670
00:44:08,539 --> 00:44:12,530
So, how does your wife feel about
you staying here?

671
00:44:12,531 --> 00:44:14,526
I'm not sure that matters to me
any more.

672
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:15,525
Oh.

673
00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,518
Oh, I'm sorry. Why's that?

674
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:20,513
She seems to have a boyfriend.

675
00:44:20,514 --> 00:44:23,507
Doesn't that make it easier for you
to be with my mother?

676
00:44:23,508 --> 00:44:25,504
No, not that way.

677
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:31,492
If people know, it will bring shame
on me and my children.

678
00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:40,473
And if I find out who it is,
I'll be in jail for murdering him.

679
00:44:51,451 --> 00:44:54,445
You've continued the affair
with Spiros' wife haven't you?

680
00:44:55,642 --> 00:44:58,955
If I have, and I have actually...

681
00:44:59,953 --> 00:45:02,427
..it was your idea, so don't come
crying to me over spilt milk,

682
00:45:02,428 --> 00:45:03,426
as it were.

683
00:45:03,427 --> 00:45:05,421
It was a mistake.

684
00:45:05,422 --> 00:45:07,417
I asked you to end it!

685
00:45:07,418 --> 00:45:09,413
What is a red-blooded man to do?

686
00:45:09,414 --> 00:45:13,405
For once I find a lovely woman,
in a bad marriage,

687
00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:15,402
who laughs with me,
rather than at me.

688
00:45:20,391 --> 00:45:21,429
Well, just so you know...

689
00:45:23,385 --> 00:45:25,381
..Spiros will kill you
if he finds out.

690
00:45:27,377 --> 00:45:29,732
And then probably me,
for setting it up.

691
00:45:31,369 --> 00:45:32,367
Fine.

692
00:45:44,382 --> 00:45:47,335
'Scout leader Demitrios is looking
for a successor.'

693
00:45:47,336 --> 00:45:48,334
I'd be delighted.

694
00:45:48,335 --> 00:45:51,007
The Royal ship
will sail past their house.

695
00:45:51,008 --> 00:45:53,323
That's where we'll practice
our display for the king.

696
00:45:53,324 --> 00:45:55,837
My family are in Corfu,
I wanna be with them.

697
00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:58,312
Margo's back, everyone!

698
00:45:58,313 --> 00:45:59,510
You know your wife
was having an affair.

699
00:45:59,511 --> 00:46:04,819
You interfered in my life and my
marriage, I can never forgive you.

700
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:06,976
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