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- Larry, have you got the fruit?
- Well, what do you think?

2
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- Of what?
- You know perfectly well what, Larry.

3
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It's lovely. What is it?

4
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Oh, I know what it is.
l think you'll probably drown.

5
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It'll get waterlogged
and drag you down with it.

6
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- It's not.
- It can't be.

7
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- (Larry) It looks like a badly skinned whale.
- You can't wear it, not to swim in.

8
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I certainly can. And don't be so rude
or I shall forbid you all to go.

9
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- (Roger barks)
- (Gerry) Mother, don't flap it about like that.

10
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I don't care what you say,
I am determined to wear it.

11
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(All laughing)

12
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(Roger barks)

13
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(Laughing) What you look like, Mother,
is a sort of marine Albert Memorial.

14
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- (Leslie laughs)
- Come on, Mother. Come on.

15
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- Looks cold.
- It isn't cold.

16
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Oh, it is cold. It is… Oh. Ro…Roger!

17
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- Gerry, stop him.
- (Ripping)

18
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(Laughter)

19
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(Roger growls. Yelps.)

20
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Gerry, do something. Roger.

21
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He's doing his best to rescue you
from that dead whale you're wrapped in.

22
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- Good boy, Roger.
- (Laughter)

23
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Oh, Roger.

24
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(Panting)

25
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Oh, look. Look what he's done.

26
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We can't blame the dog, Mother.
You do look like a sea monster.

27
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Well done, Roger. We could have been
attacked from the sea.

28
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(Growling)

29
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(All laughing)

30
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Picnics remind me of camping.

31
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(Larry) You've never been camping
in your life.

32
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Oh, yes, I have.

33
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With your father.

34
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- When?
- In India.

35
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(Leslie) First I heard of it.

36
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We often used to go camping,
sometimes miles and miles into the jungle.

37
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It was quite dangerous.

38
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- What, just the two of you?
- Course.

39
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- Well, I'm blown.
- Oh, it was very exciting.

40
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First of all, the elephants would go off
with the marquees and carpets,

41
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then the servants would follow with
the silver, the linen, the beds and things.

42
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- Call that camping?
- Oh, it was.

43
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I'll have you know that on one occasion,
an elephant went astray.

44
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Your father didn't have any clean sheets
for three days. He was furious.

45
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My God, that was really roughing it.

46
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Roger, sit down and listen
or you won't hear anything.

47
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Everybody on the whole
of the island of Corfu is snoring

48
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except you and me, Roger,
and the sea and the fishes in the sea

49
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and the cicadas.

50
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(Whines)

51
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- Swim.
- (Barks)

52
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Yeah!

53
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- Roger, come on.
- (Barks)

54
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They're blennies, Roger.

55
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Come on, Roger. I'm thirsty.

56
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(Roger barks)

57
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(Snoring)

58
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(Snoring)

59
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Ah, Yani's asleep.

60
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Perhaps if we make enough noise,
Roger, we can wake him up.

61
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I know what we can do
to wake him up, don't you?

62
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(Roger yelps)

63
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(Clucking, squawking)

64
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(Bleating, barking)

65
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Good afternoon. I hope you slept well.

66
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Good afternoon, little lord. I heard a noise.

67
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There was a noise. How is your health?

68
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My health is excellent. Your health?

69
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It is likewise.

70
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It is a very hot afternoon.

71
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This afternoon is hot enough
to melt a bottle.

72
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Sit. You will honour me by sitting
and eating and drinking with me.

73
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Little lord, you are always on your stomach,

74
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whenever I come upon you in the hills,
in the grass, wherever.

75
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You are on your stomach, looking
at the creatures. Please, sit.

76
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Aphrodite! Aphrodite… (Speaks Greek)

77
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(Aphrodite replies)

78
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She slept.

79
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(Speaks Greek)

80
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It was too hot. Fruit and drink
for the little lord.

81
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Under a rock this morning,

82
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curved like the sword of a Turk,

83
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surrounded with its own poison.

84
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- He was full.
- Dead?

85
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Of course dead. Drowned in the oil.

86
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That one was a killer.

87
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Observe the quantity of poison.

88
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(Cock crows)

89
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(Yani grunts)

90
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- That one was a fighter.
- Why?

91
00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:15,279
You ask why, little lord, I tell you why.

92
00:10:16,331 --> 00:10:21,689
You, who are interested in all the little
crawling and scurrying little ones of God,

93
00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:27,442
you should know because, one day,
when you are on your stomach, observing,

94
00:10:27,491 --> 00:10:30,324
some devil such as this one,

95
00:10:30,371 --> 00:10:34,523
perhaps his brother will take it
into his head to sting you, that is why.

96
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Yes?

97
00:10:37,691 --> 00:10:40,842
It may never happen.
It has never happened to me.

98
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,882
- But should it…
- Will I die?

99
00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:45,491
- Undoubtedly.
- In agony?

100
00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,601
Undoubtedly.

101
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In your ear. You are so close to the ground,
it will enter your ear.

102
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I knew a young man.

103
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He had drunk new wine,
his stomach was warm with it.

104
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He sniffed the sleep in the air.

105
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:06,042
He looked for shade.
He found it under myrtles.

106
00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:10,883
But while he slept,
a scorpion crept into his ear.

107
00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:14,320
And when he woke, it struck.

108
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,562
(Girl laughing)

109
00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:32,041
What happened?

110
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First of all, madness.

111
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Then death.

112
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No one heard his agonies.

113
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Just one little bite, little lord.

114
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,208
- You may have that.
- Thank you. Why?

115
00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:09,041
If ever you are bitten. It is why
I never sleep except in a chair.

116
00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:14,123
This oil, rub it on if you are bitten.

117
00:12:20,451 --> 00:12:22,442
(Cock crows)

118
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,801
Nice?

119
00:12:27,451 --> 00:12:29,442
(Speaks Greek)

120
00:13:37,731 --> 00:13:39,926
Look. Roger.

121
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(Roger yelps)

122
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,647
It's a trap door.

123
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A little trap door.

124
00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:50,880
Do you think anything lives there?

125
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,081
A wasps' nest, perhaps?

126
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:57,047
Something like that?

127
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,047
Nothing at home.

128
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,961
(Scratching)

129
00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:12,081
Stop that, Roger.

130
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:14,767
- Roger.
- (Roger whines)

131
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Come on. Home.

132
00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,882
(Barking)

133
00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:31,131
(Gerry) I found something rather intriguing.

134
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:35,244
- Oh, that's nice, dear.
- Is it to do with fish, flesh or fowl?

135
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,327
- Darling…
- Insects, I suppose.

136
00:14:37,371 --> 00:14:40,169
- ..this is Dr Stephanides.
- Theodore.

137
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:43,009
- He, too, is an eccentric lover of nature.
- (Laughs)

138
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:46,282
He, too, spends a lot of time
on his stomach, peering at things.

139
00:14:46,331 --> 00:14:48,765
How do you do? You must be Gerry.

140
00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,848
I am. I'm sure they must be nests.

141
00:14:52,411 --> 00:14:54,242
You are?

142
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:58,807
Round trap doors,
which open in the moss.

143
00:14:58,851 --> 00:15:01,490
Trap-door spider.

144
00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,283
How wonderful.

145
00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:06,482
Perhaps we could verify it
if it is not too far away.

146
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,999
Don't let him drag you all over the island.

147
00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:12,564
(Sighs) I must get on.
I must cook something.

148
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,920
Gerry has no conception of distance.

149
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:17,769
Spiro can take you. Where is Spiro?

150
00:15:17,811 --> 00:15:21,121
- No. We would rather walk.
- Yes, we would.

151
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,731
Spiro's been behaving very strangely lately.

152
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:25,443
Yes.

153
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:30,406
I saw him lurking today. I mean,
there is no other word for it. He was lurking.

154
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,919
- We'll send him after you.
- Yes.

155
00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:36,441
Don't let him drink any of your wine.

156
00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:39,921
Now then, Gerry.

157
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:44,561
(Sighs) I can't sit here.

158
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:51,324
You know, I've never bought wine
by the barrel before.

159
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,248
It's very economical.

160
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,725
Yes, isn't it?

161
00:15:55,771 --> 00:15:57,921
I expect it will last for ever.

162
00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:07,119
(Mrs Durrell sings) ♪ La la di di di ♪

163
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,201
(Cicadas chirrup)

164
00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,721
It's up there.

165
00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:28,325
Ah. Yes.

166
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,720
- Huh.
- Is it one?

167
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:42,365
Erm, yes. Yes.

168
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:47,488
Cteniza. You have discovered
the burrows of the trap-door spider.

169
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,406
One has to take great care.

170
00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:55,285
The female holds on to the trap door
with her legs

171
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,799
and one must take great care…

172
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,285
Not her legs, rather, her claws.

173
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:06,483
These are, of course, as you know,
the burrows of the female spider.

174
00:17:07,731 --> 00:17:10,723
The burrows of the male,
as I said, as you know…

175
00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:13,968
- No.
- Oh.

176
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:16,002
Doctor, I don't know.

177
00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:18,326
Oh… Theodore,

178
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,931
or, Theo, among colleagues.

179
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:26,526
No, of course you don't know, didn't know.
You do know now?

180
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,448
(Laughs)

181
00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:32,848
The burrows of the male are smaller.

182
00:17:33,691 --> 00:17:36,330
So, a grasshopper making its way across,

183
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:39,966
or any small insect, prey,

184
00:17:40,011 --> 00:17:44,482
the female pops out of her hole
and, er, catches the creature.

185
00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:49,644
If you look carefully, you should find others.
They live in colonies. Ah, now.

186
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:28,963
♪ La da da la da da da di

187
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:37,164
♪ La da di da da di di di

188
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:41,720
♪ La ba ba la da di

189
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,528
♪ La da di di di ♪

190
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:48,962
- What are you cooking, Mother?
- Something absolutely delicious.

191
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:51,002
I am inventing it.

192
00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:55,839
I think I'll take the precaution
of dosing myself with bicarbonate of soda

193
00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:58,007
before we eat this evening.

194
00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:03,091
- Look at my scorpion.
- Oh.

195
00:19:03,131 --> 00:19:06,441
Oh, darling, I do draw the line
at scorpions in the house.

196
00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,607
- Is it dead?
- Of course it's dead.

197
00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:12,521
Larry, you eat too much. It's bad for you.

198
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:14,129
(Mumbles)

199
00:19:14,171 --> 00:19:16,639
It's all your fault.

200
00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:18,807
I've seen the most marvellous spiders.

201
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:22,400
As you know, the trap-door spider lives
in these wonderful burrows.

202
00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:25,682
- Excuse me, dear.
- Mrs Durrells,

203
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:29,007
how bitters it is for me to say this.

204
00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:32,760
- Spiro, I've been waiting for this.
- I've been forgetting things

205
00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:36,599
- because of the tragedies is happenings.
- Well, it's not good enough.

206
00:19:36,651 --> 00:19:40,280
No. I have important
pronouncements to make.

207
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:43,640
What is it, Spiro?

208
00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:46,649
Is terribles.

209
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:48,602
Horribles and terrible.

210
00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:51,484
Yes, but what is it?

211
00:19:51,531 --> 00:19:53,681
I…

212
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:58,806
Nothing.

213
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:00,728
Is nothing.

214
00:20:00,771 --> 00:20:02,762
(Spiro laughs)

215
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:06,561
OK.

216
00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:09,330
OK. Goodbye.

217
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,603
Oh, dear.

218
00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:16,929
I do hope Spiro isn't in love with you as well,
Margo, like all those other Greek chaps.

219
00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:22,599
How does the female spider not know when
it is the male spider coming over the moss

220
00:20:22,651 --> 00:20:24,642
and pop out of its trap door to devour it?

221
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,488
That is the problem.

222
00:20:26,531 --> 00:20:29,125
There. That's everything in.

223
00:20:31,171 --> 00:20:33,560
Mother.

224
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:36,967
Is it wise to just throw everything
into the pot?

225
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,241
Good gracious no, dear.

226
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,361
No, you've gotta know what you're doing.

227
00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:44,847
- But Mother, you've…
- Spiro's been behaving very oddly lately,

228
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:46,847
popping up in the oddest places.

229
00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:50,406
- Why have you been in the oddest places?
- (Laughing)

230
00:20:51,131 --> 00:20:53,042
I don't know what you mean.

231
00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:55,641
Larry.

232
00:20:56,491 --> 00:20:58,925
Are you feeling all right?

233
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,610
No, I think I've got a bit of indigestion.

234
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,961
Are you sure it's indigestion?

235
00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:07,206
You know, I think Margo's in love.

236
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:09,560
Well, I hope it's with someone
who can tango.

237
00:21:09,611 --> 00:21:11,602
(Larry laughs)

238
00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:14,085
(♪ Gramophone: Tango)

239
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:22,362
(Distant cawing)

240
00:21:39,691 --> 00:21:42,888
I hope you can't die
of eating scorpion poison.

241
00:22:41,331 --> 00:22:43,799
Is no goods.

242
00:22:43,851 --> 00:22:47,639
I'm sorrys to tell you
these horrible things, Mrs Durrells,

243
00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:51,764
but I wait until she goes
into the house before I tells you.

244
00:22:51,811 --> 00:22:54,041
I thinks you oughts to knows.

245
00:22:54,091 --> 00:22:57,561
- What is the matter now, Spiro?
- Oh, please, Spiro, don't tell us.

246
00:22:57,611 --> 00:23:00,409
- It's Missy Margo.
- There, there. What did I tell you?

247
00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:02,487
- He is in love with Spotty.
- (Laughs)

248
00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,681
Young mans, is no laughing matter.

249
00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:12,762
Mrs Durrells, did you knows
that she's meeting a mans?

250
00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:17,489
Yes.

251
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A man?

252
00:23:20,811 --> 00:23:22,767
Didn't we, boys?

253
00:23:22,811 --> 00:23:25,166
- Yes.
- Well, it's news to me.

254
00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:30,005
- Meetings, I mean.
- Yes, meetings. Meetings hims.

255
00:23:31,891 --> 00:23:34,689
Oh, yes.

256
00:23:34,731 --> 00:23:37,245
- Yes.
- Yes.

257
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,519
We…we know that.

258
00:23:38,571 --> 00:23:40,482
Did you knows…

259
00:23:41,891 --> 00:23:44,610
- he's a Turk?
- Yes. Er, no.

260
00:23:45,851 --> 00:23:48,649
- A Turk?
- Oh, we knew that.

261
00:23:49,331 --> 00:23:51,970
You knows that?

262
00:23:53,411 --> 00:23:57,120
Well, no, we didn't. But what is wrong
with being a Turk?

263
00:23:58,491 --> 00:24:02,882
Mrs Durrells, he's a Turk. A real Turk.

264
00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:07,401
I wouldn't trust any son of a bitch
Turk with any girls.

265
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Is  horribles. He'll cut her throats,
that's what he'll do.

266
00:24:11,811 --> 00:24:14,530
Honest to Gods, Mrs Durrells, is not safe.

267
00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:17,039
Missy Margo swimmings with hims.

268
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Her throats.

269
00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:23,562
Her…

270
00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,966
Well, I'll speak to her about it.

271
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I'm glads I tells you.

272
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I thought you oughts to know.

273
00:24:36,571 --> 00:24:38,607
Don't you worry, Mrs Durrells,

274
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,960
if he did anything to Missy Margo,

275
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Spiro Americano from Chicago
fixes the bastard.

276
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- Perhaps we ought to invite him to tea.
- (Laughter)

277
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:16,443
It's from Theodore. Dr Stephanides.

278
00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:19,289
- He's a real scientist, you know.
- When did it arrive?

279
00:25:19,331 --> 00:25:21,561
Spiro brought it with the post.

280
00:25:21,611 --> 00:25:26,765
Erm, he says, "Not very high magnification
but you will find it sufficient for field work."

281
00:25:31,211 --> 00:25:34,965
It's a microscope. A real microscope.

282
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:38,319
(Quietly) Oh, God. I feel awful.

283
00:25:39,851 --> 00:25:42,160
- I've got a fever.
- A hangover.

284
00:25:42,211 --> 00:25:44,327
You don't shiver with a hangover.

285
00:25:44,971 --> 00:25:47,531
(Sighs) I'm going to bed.

286
00:25:47,571 --> 00:25:52,167
- Come on, Larry, I think you've had enough.
- Too much food. Too much wine.

287
00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:56,561
- Are you sure?
- Not enough exercise, that's his trouble.

288
00:25:57,171 --> 00:26:00,800
- Where's Mother?
- Outside in the garden, I think.

289
00:26:10,531 --> 00:26:12,328
(Roger yelps)

290
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,487
- Gerry?
- Mother?

291
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,522
- Are you there, dear?
- Yes.

292
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:19,529
- (Loudly) Can you hear me?
- Yes.

293
00:26:19,571 --> 00:26:21,527
Oh, good.

294
00:26:21,571 --> 00:26:25,041
Because I want you to know

295
00:26:25,091 --> 00:26:28,561
that more than anywhere else,
I want to be buried here,

296
00:26:28,611 --> 00:26:30,806
among the bose rushes.

297
00:26:30,851 --> 00:26:33,285
No. I mean the rose bushes.

298
00:26:33,331 --> 00:26:35,845
- Oh. That's good.
- Isn't it, dear?

299
00:26:36,411 --> 00:26:40,165
Yes. Much better than all
those other places you've chosen.

300
00:26:40,211 --> 00:26:43,044
I mean, not so far to go.

301
00:26:43,091 --> 00:26:45,082
No.

302
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:50,040
Mother?

303
00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:52,207
Larry's not feeling well.

304
00:26:52,851 --> 00:26:56,480
Really? You see, I don't know where
he wants to be buried.

305
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:01,847
Mother, Larry's on fire.

306
00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:03,882
(Roger barks)

307
00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:09,603
Larry's on fire! Oh, quick. Save him.

308
00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:13,809
Larry?

309
00:27:15,371 --> 00:27:18,761
Oh, good heavens. No wonder he's…
Look at that fire.

310
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,847
He said he was cold, so I put more wood on.

311
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:24,520
- Wake up. For heaven's sake, wake up.
- What's the matter?

312
00:27:24,571 --> 00:27:28,610
- (Mrs Durrell) The room's on fire.
- Well, get Leslie to just put it out.

313
00:27:28,651 --> 00:27:30,881
Well, throw something on it.

314
00:27:30,931 --> 00:27:34,003
Oh. Water, you fool, not brandy.

315
00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:37,839
- What the hell's going on?
- (Mrs Durrell) The room's on fire, dear.

316
00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:40,451
Well, there's no reason for
me to freeze to death.

317
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:43,051
Mother, go and get some water with Margo.

318
00:27:43,091 --> 00:27:45,127
Gerry, open a window.

319
00:27:46,371 --> 00:27:49,010
(Sighs) That's right.

320
00:27:49,051 --> 00:27:51,167
There, there. All done without any fuss.

321
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:55,045
Now, will someone go and get me
a cup of tea? I've got a splitting headache.

322
00:27:57,971 --> 00:28:02,601
- Larry, you really are as tiddled as an owl.
- Absolutely.

323
00:28:02,651 --> 00:28:06,246
Nonsense. If it wasn't for me,
you'd all be burnt in your beds.

324
00:28:13,371 --> 00:28:15,362
(Snoring)