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(Theo) ♪ I've travelled
this wide world all over

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♪ And now to another I'll go

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♪ For I know that good quarters are waiting

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♪ To welcome old Rosin the Bow

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♪ To welcome old Rosin the Bow ♪

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(♪ Hums)

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The perfect night for it.

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Yes.

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What did you say?

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Theodore said it was the perfect night for it.

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For what?

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For a jolly moonlight swim.

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You don't swim.

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- Ah. But if I did.
- (Laughter)

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Erm, why are we going in circles?

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Oh, because Mother
doesn't know how to steer.

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Well, if you feel you can do any better,
Margo, you may take the rudder. Yes.

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- All right?
- Yes.

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Rocks!

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- Oh, where?
- There.

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Oh, sorry. I can never remember
if it's left to go left, or left to go right.

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- Shall I take over?
- No, no, no.

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- Leslie.
- No, it's all right. I've got the hang of it now.

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Have any of you ever been to Albania
before, dare one ask?

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Margo, we're going towards Albania now.

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(Margo) Oh, sorry.
(Gerry) Now we're going towards the rocks.

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(Larry) Not towards the rocks,
a little bit more towards Albania.

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(Gerry) Rocks!

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(Theo) Just a touch…

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(Larry) A bit more towards Albania!

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Rocks, rocks, rocks.
No, no, no, just keep it there.

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(Gerry) Albania!
(Larry) Rocks!

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Shouldn't it be port and starboard?

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- Do you know what port and starboard are?
- Well, no. Of course not.

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But shouldn't it be?

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Rocks!

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(Gerry) I ought to have a boat of my own,
so that I can do things in it on my own,

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and have voyages alone, and become
acquainted with the creatures of the sea

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without going round and round in circles.

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ln fact, if anybody wants to know
what I want for my birthday,

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I want my own boat.

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Look.

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(Theo) Ah, yes. A firefly.

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(Leslie) There's thousands of them.

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- Good morning, Spiro.
- Good mornings.

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- Closes your eyes at once.
- What?

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You're not supposed to know
that I'm bringing woods.

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I do hope Leslie knows what he's doing.

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This piece of wood's got a hole in it.

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I should never have started this.
It's growing like a blasted liner.

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- The Greeks are great seamans.
- Well, so are the British.

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It's OK. I have not told him
what he is gottings.

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He knows what he's gotting, Spiro, what he
doesn't know is what it's gonna look like.

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Well, neither do I, exactly.

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Well, still, it's wood. It should float.

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(Margo) Mother.

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In here, dear.

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Erm, we thought, Peter and l,

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that it was about time Gerald
got back to learning things.

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Peter?

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- That's right.
- Have we met?

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No. No, we haven't, Mrs Durrell.

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- How do you do?
- Don't start all that.

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Mother, this is Peter. He ought
to teach Gerry, he knows everything.

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- He's been to Oxford.
- So have l. Twice.

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(Laughs)

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It-it was suggested that
you might like a tutor for Gerald.

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Er, me, I suggested it.

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Er, will you suit?

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Oh, no, I can see that you're quite a nice
looking young man, but will you suit?

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Gerry is odd.

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- But he's quite nice, really.
- Well, I am qualified to teach.

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I have a degree.

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(Speaks Greek)

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- You're not a dentist by any chance?
- Oh, no. Arts.

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(Lugaretzia) Oh!

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Lugaretzia needs a dentist.

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I suppose we'll have to take her
to a Greek one.

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Well, she's got Greek teeth.

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Look.

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It's an owl.

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Just a baby, really.

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Oh, isn't he sweet?

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- It's a bit ugly.
- He's very brave.

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I shall call him Ulysses.

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It's about time you two became friends.

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(Roger whimpers)

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Come on, Roger. Make friends.

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(Twitters)

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(Whimpers)

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(Lugaretzia) No!

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I suggested that she might go to a dentist,
that's all.

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Have you had your, er…birthday list
from Gerry yet? Cheeky little devil.

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- Yes.
- Books on bats and snakes and things.

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- Dozens of them.
- What does it say on mine?

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"Five wooden cases glass-topped
and cork…" Ah, he still can't spell.

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There's a young man called Peter coming in
to deal with that. Margo found him.

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"Two dozen test tubes,
five pints of methyl…meth-y-lated spirits,

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"five pints of formalin and a microscope."

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Where I'll find all that I don't know.

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Don't get him everything. I'm not.

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I always get him everything if I can.

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- Was that him?
- Who?

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This Peter chap,
hand-in-hand with Margo in the garden.

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Almost certain to be. (Sighs)

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(Laughs) Mm-mm.

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Margo.

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Shouldn't Peter be giving Gerry lessons in…
in something?

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Spelling. You know,
there's the oddest smell in my room.

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Do you think it could be that owl?

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Where does it do its business?

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I don't know, dear.

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I'd really rather not think about it.

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Never again.

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Why we pander to that boy, I don't know.
I should never have started it.

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Having trouble?
I thought you knew all about boats.

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I do!

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Don't know much about Greek nails,
that's all.

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I suspect they're all second-hand,

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been straightened by
some cousin of Spiro's.

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Who should we get to deal
with Lugaretzia's teeth?

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- Well, I'm too busy.
- Oh, Leslie, be serious.

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Her teeth are a torment to her.

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I hope you're not going to expect Peter
to spend all his time

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in the bug house with Gerry.

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(Sighs)

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(Sighs)

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We're not going to spend all our time
this summer indoors, are we, Peter?

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I mean, you are smitten with Margo,
aren't you?

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Thought you were. Everyone like you is.

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Why don't you go off
and look at flowers and things?

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(Sighs)

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Poetry, things like that.

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Swimming, Margo loves swimming.

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Turn to page…

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What is that smell?

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(Sniffs)

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Yes.

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I think you ought to keep a diary.

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There's no point in me going over things
again and again as I have been doing,

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nouns, verbs, adverbs, fractions,
percentages, that sort of thing,

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when you could learn far more
by applying your skill.

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That's it, you must keep a diary.

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I do.

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Look.

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I put everything into it.
That's what I've done today already.

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I'm rather interested with creatures of
the night at the moment, bats and owls.

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Mm.

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Would you rather I wrote a book?

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(Peter) Hmm.

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What a good idea.

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Aaaaagh!

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Pah, pa, pa, pa.

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All have to be extracted.
The entire…entire…every one.

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Thus will her body be purged of ailment.

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She will sleep better also.

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And her stomach will calm.

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In every sense she will be sublimely happy
to get rid of them.

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Oh, dear.

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Will you tell her, doctor, or should I?

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Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.

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It will be best if she discovers it
over the next few days,

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as if by accident.

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Huh?

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It'll all be over in a minute, Lugaretzia.

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- Just one good pull.
- Aaaagh!

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(Laughs)

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What's that awful smell in the house?

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- I don't know.
- I'm sure it's that dog.

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lt isn't the owl.

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Hmm.

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Has he asked you to his birthday party?

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Well…yes.

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Well, I'll ask you as well, just to make sure.

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Good afternoon.

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Oh.

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(Honks horn)

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(Lugaretzia moans)

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I do hope she's not going to be sick.

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Out! She must get out
if she's going to be sick.

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(Speaking Greek)

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What did she say?

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I asked her how she was going to be
able to eat and she said not to mention it.

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More to the point, how will she be able
to help me prepare the food for tomorrow?

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I said that you could each have ten guests
thinking that you'd each invite the same ten.

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You haven't, have you?

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- Hundreds are coming.
- Good.

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But of course the presents I will be getting
will be quite useless for my purposes.

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You mean nothing to do with bugs
and flying crawly things?

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Precisely.

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- What is that awful smell in the house?
- Don't ask me.

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Larry says that he can actually smell it
in his room now.

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It's nothing to do with me or Roger.

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(Moans)

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Lugaretzia's going to be useless for days.

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She is a useless womans.

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Never you mind, Mrs Durrells,

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you leave everything to me.

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I have friends who have been butlers
to the kings of Greeces.

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They will fix it.

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(Twittering)

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The only way out of this
would be to let Larry die.

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And I'd rather not do that.

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After all, he is my brother.

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(Sniffs)

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I think it must be something of mine,
Ulysses.

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I hope it's not my chicken.

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I would hate it to be the four-legged chicken
as that is totally irreplaceable.

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(Peter) Oh.

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Hasn't he grown?

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Ulysses.

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Yes. Quite quickly.

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He's got very fluffy.

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If he doesn't like you, he ruffles himself out.

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Yes, I thought so.

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It's my bat.

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Hm?

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(Sniffs) Oh!

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No wonder Larry can smell it in his room.

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I stuffed it myself.

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I must admit, it has been looking
rather dejected lately.

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- Can you smell it?
- Ooh! Gerry.

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It is awful, isn't it?

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- Did you cure it properly?
- I thought I had.

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Oh, I think you'd better get rid of it.

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We can always get another one. I'll show
you how to cure it properly this time.

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Don't tell them, will you?
Larry and the others, I mean.

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I don't think they'd understand,
just that it isn't Roger or Ulysses.

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They've been very good about Ulysses.

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Oh, Margo.

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(Mrs Durrell) Oh.

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There you go, Larry.

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Is the boat finished?

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Oh, almost.

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What are we going to do about him?

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- Margo's swain?
- Mm, very wet, isn't he?

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I think he's ghastly.

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Do you think they're getting
too fond of each other?

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- Well, it's a familiar pattern.
- What about the last one? He had to go.

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You'll never let me shoot them, will you?

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I can't see. Are they…kissing each other?

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Either that or eating one another.

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Margo.

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Last one was a Turk, wasn't he?

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Hmm.

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I don't know what they see in her.

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I'll have to have a word with her.

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00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:45,262
She ought to stop leading young men on
and just get on with it.

257
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,865
- Might help her spots.
- Larry.

258
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:50,897
- Well, don't you think so?
- No, I do not.

259
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,936
She's much too young to…

260
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,784
get on with it.

261
00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:57,816
Well, it's because he's English.

262
00:16:57,865 --> 00:17:01,744
If he was another Turk,
Spiro would have sorted him out by now.

263
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:06,738
They ought to be sent to Athens
to live together for as long as it lasts.

264
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:09,663
Anywhere far enough away for us
not to have to watch.

265
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:12,139
I'd rather blow his brains out.

266
00:17:12,185 --> 00:17:15,222
- (Mrs Durrell tuts) Leslie.
- Well, wouldn't you?

267
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,825
I don't believe in this free love of Larry's.

268
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:20,504
There's a price to pay for everything,
you know.

269
00:17:20,545 --> 00:17:23,582
No. Better to get it over
and done with quickly.

270
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,740
Bang.

271
00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:31,216
Will you marry me?

272
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,376
Oh, Peter.

273
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,416
Oh, Margo.

274
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:40,496
I'm not capable of saying.

275
00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:43,776
Oh, Margo.

276
00:17:43,825 --> 00:17:45,816
Oh, Peter.

277
00:17:52,985 --> 00:17:55,977
Oh, Gerry, you little thing!

278
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,779
OK.

279
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,784
This must be the best birthday party
there has ever been.

280
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,214
You must both work very hard.

281
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:44,224
I have said, "Leaves all to Spiro,"
to Mrs Durrells,

282
00:18:44,265 --> 00:18:46,256
who is a…a saint,

283
00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:47,863
a Madonna.

284
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:52,217
Lugaretzia, you must forget
all about your bleeding gums.

285
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,254
(Gibbers)

286
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:55,023
(Angry exchange in Greek)

287
00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:56,578
(Chokes)

288
00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:03,303
You must remember you are
the ex-butler to the kings of Greeces,

289
00:19:03,345 --> 00:19:05,336
and you must not drink!

290
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,979
The honour of Spiro is at stake.

291
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:12,656
Work, work, work!

292
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:18,976
Work! Work.

293
00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:31,417
Thank you.

294
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:56,974
You must forget all this nonsense
about marriage, Margo.

295
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:00,620
Well, I haven't shot a man yet.

296
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,735
But I'm not adverse to doing so.

297
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:08,622
- Look.
- Aw. (Laughs)

298
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,616
More animals.

299
00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:15,456
Isn't he sweet?

300
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,256
Doesn't Peter look handsome?

301
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,256
He bought a new suit.

302
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,693
Yes, he looks very smart.

303
00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,493
- Oh, dear Gerry.
- (Puppy whimpers)

304
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,973
You're the only one who understands.

305
00:20:39,425 --> 00:20:41,814
One false move and you're a dead man.

306
00:20:43,665 --> 00:20:48,978
I am so sorry I'm late, but my wife
has just been delivered of a baby.

307
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,493
- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.

308
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:53,820
We must drink to them both. Ah.

309
00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:56,698
- Lugaretzia. Thank you.
- Thank you.

310
00:20:56,745 --> 00:20:59,737
What's this, doctors? You gets babies?

311
00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:01,582
A boy. A boy, Spiro.

312
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,934
But you got lots and lots alreadys.

313
00:21:03,985 --> 00:21:06,340
- How many this time?
- Six.

314
00:21:06,385 --> 00:21:08,296
- That's all.
- That's all?

315
00:21:08,345 --> 00:21:12,657
That's all, that's all?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Six.

316
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,582
But I love children.

317
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,502
Yes, how nice.

318
00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:18,422
Is too manys, Mrs Durrells.

319
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:21,741
Maybe it's all right for cats and dogs.
(Laughs)

320
00:21:22,785 --> 00:21:24,582
Listen, listen, listen.

321
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:29,141
When I get married…
I ask my wife, "How many you wants?"

322
00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:31,824
And she says twos. So I give her twos.

323
00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:34,504
- Then I get her sewed up.
- (Snorts)

324
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:38,174
Honest to Gods, it's disgusting,
it's like cats and dogs.

325
00:21:38,225 --> 00:21:39,943
Six.

326
00:21:39,985 --> 00:21:43,102
- Six!
- Oh, the cake. Where's Gerry?

327
00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,296
(Cheering)

328
00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:54,336
(Speaks Greek)

329
00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:56,853
Happy birthday!

330
00:21:56,905 --> 00:21:58,896
(♪ Fiddle plays a jig)

331
00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,576
(Guests) Hey! Hey!

332
00:22:07,345 --> 00:22:08,903
Hey!

333
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:13,857
Hey!

334
00:22:16,985 --> 00:22:18,976
Hey!

335
00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:24,782
Hey.

336
00:22:26,825 --> 00:22:28,178
Hey.

337
00:22:30,105 --> 00:22:31,857
Hey, Theo.

338
00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:33,896
Hey, Spiro.

339
00:22:35,465 --> 00:22:37,456
Come on.

340
00:22:38,265 --> 00:22:40,062
Do you like it? Really?

341
00:22:40,105 --> 00:22:44,496
It's wonderful. The best boat
and the best present I've ever had.

342
00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:47,855
Do you like the colour?
It's green and white inside.

343
00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:50,214
Tell you what, though, it was jolly hard work.

344
00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:52,256
- Wonderful.
- Come on, lads.

345
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,296
A little further along.

346
00:22:55,185 --> 00:22:58,461
- I suppose we should wait.
- Right. After three.

347
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,574
Right.

348
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,104
One,

349
00:23:02,145 --> 00:23:03,624
two,

350
00:23:03,665 --> 00:23:05,496
three.

351
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:08,496
(Cheering and applause)

352
00:23:08,545 --> 00:23:10,979
(Theo) Well done.

353
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:13,585
Flat-bottomed, you see, very safe.

354
00:23:15,225 --> 00:23:18,422
It's not like an ordinary boat.
It's round, isn't it?

355
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,184
Yes, well, the planks came up a bit short.

356
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,661
But it's the best shape there is for a boat
with regard to safety,

357
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:28,095
because in an emergency
you can go anywhere you like.

358
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:31,421
It looks wonderful.
It looks just like a dung beetle.

359
00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,262
(Laughter)

360
00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:37,298
- Why don't you call it the Jolly Roger?
- No, not a good name.

361
00:23:37,345 --> 00:23:40,143
- Are you sure it's safe?
- Safe as houses.

362
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:43,222
It needs a sort of fat name.

363
00:23:43,265 --> 00:23:45,574
- Er, Arbuckle?
- Oh, yes.

364
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:46,819
Oh, tasteless.

365
00:23:48,585 --> 00:23:50,894
- Ark. Call it Ark.
- No.

366
00:23:50,945 --> 00:23:56,224
Oh, all right. Here, Margo, you get hold
of the nose. Give her the rope, Larry.

367
00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:57,823
- And yes, Peter.
- Yes?

368
00:23:57,865 --> 00:24:01,778
Make yourself useful while Gerry
thinks of a name, then we can christen her.

369
00:24:01,825 --> 00:24:04,293
- If you jump in.
- But this is a new suit.

370
00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:06,734
In the boat, you fool, not the water.

371
00:24:06,785 --> 00:24:08,776
We must breaks the bottles.

372
00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:10,816
Right now, you see…

373
00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:12,662
- Oh!
- Careful.

374
00:24:12,705 --> 00:24:15,265
- All right?
- You see that socket there, Peter?

375
00:24:15,305 --> 00:24:18,342
Yes, the one in front, yes, that's it.
Put the mast in there.

376
00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,182
- In the socket.
- Oh, I see it.

377
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,614
Yes. Good lord, he's done it.

378
00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:25,179
I know, I shall call it Bootle.

379
00:24:25,225 --> 00:24:29,264
- (Mrs Durrell) Oh, that's a good name, dear.
- I have heard of it.

380
00:24:29,305 --> 00:24:31,694
I was gonna suggest Bumtrinket.

381
00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,019
Why?

382
00:24:33,065 --> 00:24:35,898
Well, it's a very fat name, Bumtrinket.

383
00:24:35,945 --> 00:24:39,984
(Mrs Durrell) I've told you, Larry,
you're not to teach Gerry things like that.

384
00:24:40,025 --> 00:24:43,859
Wonderful. I shall call it
the Bootle Bumtrinket.

385
00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:46,294
Not in front of strangers, if you don't mind.

386
00:24:46,345 --> 00:24:50,816
- All right. Well, she's ready to christen now.
- Yes. Here is the wines, Gerry.

387
00:24:52,065 --> 00:24:55,740
- I name this ship the Bootle Bumtrinket.
- (Cheering)

388
00:24:58,185 --> 00:24:59,459
(Screams) Oh, Peter!

389
00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:01,097
(Laughter)

390
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:02,863
Well, what do you know?

391
00:25:02,905 --> 00:25:06,295
- You want to drown him on purpose!
- (Leslie) It's not deep enough.

392
00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:09,655
(Larry) Oh, I don't know.
A man can drown in a couple of inches.

393
00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:11,343
(All laugh)

394
00:25:12,985 --> 00:25:16,421
Oh, I hate you all! He'll drown!

395
00:25:16,465 --> 00:25:18,262
He'll drown!

396
00:25:18,305 --> 00:25:20,978
(Laughs) Oh, you are
the most dreadful boys.

397
00:25:21,025 --> 00:25:24,176
(Gerry) Thank you, Leslie.
It's the most wonderful present.

398
00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:26,216
You forgot the mast…

399
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,743
Well, I think perhaps my present is, erm…

400
00:25:31,785 --> 00:25:35,095
Well, er, many happy returns of the day.

401
00:25:35,145 --> 00:25:37,136
A small memento.

402
00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:41,736
Perhaps in the circumstances,
a welcome addition to your library.

403
00:25:41,785 --> 00:25:44,857
- Life in Ponds and Streams.
- (Laughs)

404
00:25:48,065 --> 00:25:50,056
(Laughter continues)

405
00:25:50,105 --> 00:25:52,096
I'm sorry.

406
00:25:54,025 --> 00:25:56,095
I don't swim very well, Margo.

407
00:25:57,105 --> 00:25:58,584
Oh, don't…

408
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,022
(Coughs)

409
00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:03,863
You deliberately humiliated him!

410
00:26:03,905 --> 00:26:05,463
(Shrieks)

411
00:26:09,825 --> 00:26:12,020
Thank you, Mother, for a wonderful party.

412
00:26:12,065 --> 00:26:15,614
Isn't my boat wonderful?
And I got this book from Theodore.

413
00:26:15,665 --> 00:26:18,816
Yes. What a party.

414
00:26:18,865 --> 00:26:20,776
Good. Good.

415
00:26:22,025 --> 00:26:24,016
Oh, what larks.

416
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:25,054
(Sighs)

417
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,665
What are you going to call the puppies?

418
00:26:27,705 --> 00:26:29,536
Er, Widdle and, er…

419
00:26:29,585 --> 00:26:31,098
Puke.

420
00:26:39,585 --> 00:26:42,622
- What do you think, Theo?
- Oh, another foot.

421
00:26:42,665 --> 00:26:44,656
It's only four foot now.

422
00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,696
All right, then.

423
00:26:49,665 --> 00:26:51,656
Look what Mother's made.

424
00:26:51,705 --> 00:26:53,582
Oh, marvellous. Hmm…

425
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,616
Gerry, going for a swim?

426
00:26:55,665 --> 00:26:56,984
- Yes.
- Do.

427
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:03,736
The best time for swimming on Corfu,
the late afternoon.

428
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:05,776
Cooler than the, um…

429
00:27:06,785 --> 00:27:07,979
Hm.

430
00:27:08,025 --> 00:27:10,823
We're very far from the sea on this island.

431
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,537
Leslie, you're so clever.

432
00:27:15,585 --> 00:27:17,177
Am l?

433
00:27:17,225 --> 00:27:21,264
Oh. Well… You've got to know
something about boats, haven't you?

434
00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:24,263
And the sea and things.

435
00:27:24,305 --> 00:27:26,296
Come on, then. Out you come.

436
00:27:28,985 --> 00:27:30,976
It's ready. What do you think?

437
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,504
Oh, yes.

438
00:27:32,545 --> 00:27:34,695
She looks very seaworthy.

439
00:27:34,745 --> 00:27:35,973
Compact.

440
00:27:36,025 --> 00:27:37,856
Yes. Compact.

441
00:27:37,905 --> 00:27:41,818
- Well, it's just a matter of balance, really.
- I like Mother's flag.

442
00:27:41,865 --> 00:27:46,336
It's called a pennant. It shows you
which way the wind's blowing, you see.

443
00:27:46,385 --> 00:27:48,580
Jump in and we'll get her going.

444
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,616
You hold the stern, Theo.

445
00:27:50,665 --> 00:27:54,340
Yes, er, yes. I'll just get this rowlock.

446
00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:56,376
There. Lovely.

447
00:28:00,425 --> 00:28:02,416
- Have the oars.
- Yes.

448
00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:05,383
- Ready?
- Right.

449
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,138
And off you go.

450
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,056
Really quite stable.

451
00:28:14,105 --> 00:28:15,936
Of course.

452
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,976
It works.

453
00:28:18,025 --> 00:28:19,743
It works!

454
00:28:21,705 --> 00:28:23,696
What a day!