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- There it is.
- The oranges just to the side?

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That's lovely.

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Is very small.

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This is the front.

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Come on, come on!

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It is too smalls.

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That's the whole point, Spiro!

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Yes, but your friends, Mr Larrys.

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- I have no friends.
- (Margo) I can see the sea!

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In Corfu, the sea can be seen everywheres.

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No, no, no, no!

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It is too smalls.

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Oh, It is small, Spiro.

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I knows. For all your friends, it is too smalls.

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That's the whole point, Spiro!
No friends, no Great-Aunt Hermione.

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I suppose so.

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Are we going to have it?
I think it's wonderful.

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There's lots of geckos and mantids,
and in my room there's a bat.

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(Margo screams)

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That's my room, Margo! You don't like bats!

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He's mostly English, dear, although
he's called Mr Kralefsky, isn't he, Spiro?

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Yes. He is very English mans.

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- And he lives with birds.
- Oh, yes, he knows all about birds, Gerry.

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I've heard that one.
They don't know the difference between

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a black redstart and a normal one.

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Things like that, simple things.

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Oh, I'm sure that Mr Kralefsky knows
all about, er…red blackbirds.

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He's a very nice man.

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I expect
he used to keep a canary or something.

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Yes, canaries, everythings.

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Mm. And the bat has gone from my room.

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Oh, that's nice. Well, off you go, dear.
The sooner you start, the sooner you finish.

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Yes, Master Gerrys, you must be educate.

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- You must.
- (Sighs)

35
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No, no, no, no. Come on, come on.

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(Spiro) ♪ Not thin,
and yet not too much meat-a

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♪ I'll woo her a while with my Argentine style

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♪ And sweep her right off of her feet-a ♪

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What's the matter? Why don't you sing?

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I don't know why this person can't come
to the villa to educate me.

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Oh, no!

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Because, if he does, you will make him play
with, er…bugs and horrible animals,

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and you will not be learned anythings.

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You must be learned everything.

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And they all loves your sister,
which must be stopped,

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for the sake of your mother,
who is a saint.

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♪ I am thinking of a señorita

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♪ Not thin, and yet not too much meat-a ♪

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(Frank Crumit recording)
♪ I'll woo her a while in my Argentine style

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♪ I'll carry her off of her feet-a

51
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♪ It was at a swell cabaretta

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♪ While wining and dining I met her… ♪

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OK. You ring the bell, and he will come.

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♪ We drank one or two, as other folks do

55
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♪ The night was wet but she got wetter

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♪ She told me her name was Estrella

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♪ She said, "Stick around me, young fella

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♪ "Mosquitoes, they bite,
and they're awful tonight

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♪ "And you smell just like citronella"♪

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Education, Gerald. One can not
overestimate the importance of education.

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Well, now, yes, let me see…

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Ah, yes, counties.
How many counties are there in England?

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Um, I don't know.

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You don't know? Well, say them after me.
Yorkshire, Lancashire, Derbyshire,

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Shropshire, Warwickshire, Oxfordshire,

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Buckinghamshire, Gloucestershire.

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Yorkshire, Lancashire, Derbyshire,

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- Shropshire.
- Shropshire.

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- Warwickshire.
- Warwickshire, Oxfordshire,

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Buckinghamshire, Gloucestershire.

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Ah. Good.

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(Bell tinkling)

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Oh, er…

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Excuse me, I must go and see to Mother.

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And he keeps wanting to go to the lavatory.

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Gerald!

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He doesn't say, "I want to go to the lavatory,"

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he says he must go and see his mother.

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Well, that's very nice, dear.

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But what are you learning?

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Oh, lots. The county town of Warwickshire
is Warwick.

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The county town of Oxfordshire is Oxford.

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The county town of Yorkshire is York.

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Somerset.

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- Somerset?
- The county town of Somerset.

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Um…

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Oh, Gerald! Taunton is
the county town of Somerset.

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Now, tell me, what is produced in Essex?

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Stainless steel?

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Stainless steel…

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Oh.

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Somerset?

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Coal.

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- Oxfordshire?
- Coal?

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Oh.

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Yorkshire.

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Coal.

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Yes, yes.

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Some coal.

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Now, arithmetic.

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(Car horn)

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Spiro. By Jove, by Jove, by Jove.

103
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12:30 already.
The end of another scholastic day.

104
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Well, off you go.

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I have to collect some groundsel,
for the birds.

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- (Gerry) What sort of birds?
- All kinds of birds. He's crazy about birds.

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- Where does he keep them?
- He lives with them in their houses.

108
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Oh, stuffed. He must be crazy,
collecting groundsel for stuffed birds.

109
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Yes, he is crazy. Only, aren't you as crazy?
You have parrots in your house.

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You have owls and horrible toadies,
and he has beautiful birds.

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And he is a very clever mans,

112
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and he will learned you everythings
if only you will listens!

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(Larry) Not more animals!

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- Look!
- (Larry) Revolting!

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(Margo) Oh, I think they're sweet!

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What are they?

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(Spiro) Gollys, Master Gerrys,
what's thems?

118
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They are, as a matter of fact, magpies.

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They'll be very simple to feed.

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They're very pretty, really.

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- I hope they're old enough to eat, dear.
- Oh, Mrs Durrells, you can't eats thems!

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- (Chuckles)
- (Larry) They'll steal everything.

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(Leslie) I shall probably shoot them by
mistake, and that'lll cause a ruction!

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(Spiro) Honest to gods!

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The things that Master Gerrys finds!

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Nothing will be safe. Everything will vanish.

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- Well, that's jackdaws, isn't it?
- No, no, magpies as well.

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Look.

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- See? They want the money.
- Nonsense, dear! They're hungry.

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They've got criminal tendencies.
They're thieves.

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An animal that wants money, a horrible
thought. You can't have them in the house.

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You'll have to put them back.

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I couldn't, they'd die. Their mother
would desert them and they'd starve.

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Poor little things. I think they're very sweet.

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Don't take any notice, he's lying.
He just knows how to get round you.

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It wouldn't do any harm to keep them.
They'll starve.

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- (Larry) They won't starve!
- Best to wring their necks now,

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before they become a nuisance.

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Right. They'll steal from every room.
We'll have to bury all our valuables.

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Unless we put
an armed guard around them.

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It's lunacy!

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- Look at them! Look at them!
- Horribles little bastards!

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They're not bastards, Spiro,
they're magpies. All they want is a name.

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- What do you calls thems?
- Magpies, Spiro. Little magpies.

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Maggenpies? Maggenpies, eh…

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(Margo) No, magpies, Spiro.

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That's what I says, maggenpies. Oh!

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Maggenpies!

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William I, William II,
Henry I, Stephen, Henry II.

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William I, William II, Henry I,
Stephen, Henry II.

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Yes?

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- Henry III?
- No. Richard I.

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Surnamed Coeur de Lion.

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Why are you a fidget?

155
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I had a lot of loquats for breakfast,
and I would like to…

156
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pay a visit to…your mother.

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I beg your pardon?

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I have to!

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Oh, well, er…come, then.

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But, er, perhaps first I'd better see
if it's convenient, erm…

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Er, tidy.

162
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It doesn't matter. Ours is often in a mess.

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Oh, I'm sure she'll be delighted to meet you,
but, please, do let me go in first.

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- Of course.
- Just a moment.

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Mother will be delighted to meet you.

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Mother.

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Here's Gerry, come to see you.

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Aren't I a bore? Aren't old people bores?

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I'm flattered you asked to see me.

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I thought…

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Do sit down and talk for a minute.

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It's so soft! Silky…

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My one remaining vanity.

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All that's left of my beauty.

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How beautiful things fall in love
with themselves, don't they?

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They feed on it, on themselves.

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The more beautiful they are,
the stronger they become.

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That's what's happened to my hair.

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It'll probably grow for ever,
deep-packed in my coffin, rooted in my dust.

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Mother, you mustn't talk thus.
I don't like to hear such morbid thoughts.

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It's not morbid, is it, Gerry?

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Not at all morbid.
Besides, think what a wonderful shroud…

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(Bell tinkles)

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By Jove, by Jove, by Jove! Eggs.

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Well, run along, run along.

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Gerry and I will chat
until you come back. Don't worry about us.

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That's the ticket!

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My son…

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He teaches you…well?

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- Sort of.
- He knows a great deal.

191
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- Yes.
- Has he found your friendship?

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He does make me repeat everything.

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Yes…

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Do you have an interest in birds?

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Natural things?

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- Flowers?
- Oh, yes!

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Right. You must ask him to let you
meet some of his beautiful birds.

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- Do you think I'm old?
- Oh, yes.

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- Very old.
- I am.

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I am very old!

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They say that…when you grow old,

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your body slows down.

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It does not.

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Life slows down for you.

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Extraordinary things you would never
suspect happen all around you.

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Flowers talk!

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- Have you heard them?
- No!

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When you get to my age you will.

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That is, if you retain an open mind.

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- What do they say?
- Ah…

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I don't know.

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I'm too old to start learning another
language. Well, It can't be learnt.

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It can only become known.

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People say that when you grow old, you
believe less and are surprised at nothing,

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so you are more receptive to ideas.

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Nonsense!

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All the old people I know have their minds
locked up like grey, scaly oysters.

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You think I'm loopy, don't you?

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Babbling on about flowers talking.

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Look at that rose.

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Isn't he wonderful?

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He's been with me now
for two weeks, fully open.

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He was so sick when he first arrived.

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I feared for his life.

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He was put with daisies! Fatal!

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Absolutely fatal!

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The daisy family is so cruel, so…

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working-class.

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All right in their own way, but rough and
ready, down to earth, a spade's a spade.

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And to put an aristocrat among them! Oh!

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It never works.

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He drooped and faded so much
I didn't even see him among them.

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He was being harried to death
by Michaelmas daisies.

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And then…

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I heard the merest bleat of another voice.

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A much more cultured voice.

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And there I found him,

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crushed amongst them, fading fast.

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Look at him now.

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Taken from the daisies, half an aspirin,

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and he's thanking me
by remaining beautiful for as long as he can.

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Just like people.

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(Door opens)

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They've hatched. The whole clutch.

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Good! I am so glad.

246
00:18:37,204 --> 00:18:41,482
Gerry and I have been talking about
the most interesting things.

247
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,754
At least, I thought they were interesting.

248
00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:46,193
So did I. Thank you.

249
00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:48,997
- You must come again.
- I will If I may.

250
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,159
Would you like to see my birds?

251
00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:55,195
I would be most interested.

252
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,640
Well, goodbye.

253
00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:01,675
(Gerry) Goodbye.

254
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:08,075
Goodbye.

255
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:15,395
(Mother chuckles)

256
00:19:20,884 --> 00:19:24,672
When you asked to see Mother,
I thought you and I might become friends.

257
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:28,273
It is important,
if I'm to teach you anything, isn't it?

258
00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:30,394
- Yes.
- Friends.

259
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,400
That's the ticket!

260
00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:35,800
First, before we go and see the birds,

261
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:38,801
might I go to the lavatory?

262
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,312
Of course.

263
00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:51,035
(Birds twittering)

264
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:57,841
Come in. Come in.

265
00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:13,113
Here I am, my little beauties.

266
00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:18,238
Here I am. I haven't forgotten you.
Oh, no. Here we are.

267
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,275
This is for you.

268
00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:25,557
There. No, no, no! Don't do that,
not in your nice clean water.

269
00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:27,913
Now, let me see…

270
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:35,759
There we are. Now, my little beauties,
it's your turn, it's your turn.

271
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:38,635
There we are.

272
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:42,961
At first I thought they were all canaries.

273
00:20:43,004 --> 00:20:46,599
Oh, no, no, no, no. Bullfinches, goldfinches,

274
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:48,919
serins, zebra finches.

275
00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,600
All kinds.

276
00:20:51,644 --> 00:20:55,557
Now, the water goes into there.

277
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:58,437
Very carefully. That's excell…

278
00:20:58,484 --> 00:21:00,475
Excellent.

279
00:21:00,524 --> 00:21:02,640
Yes. Here you are, my dears.

280
00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:04,675
Here you are, my dears.

281
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,274
Now, you will not be forgotten.

282
00:21:08,004 --> 00:21:09,960
You will not be…

283
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:11,995
Oh, dear. Dear, dear.

284
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:14,995
No, no, you must do better.

285
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,035
Only two, my dear, only two.

286
00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:21,475
One can hardly call that a clutch,
with the best will in the world.

287
00:21:22,484 --> 00:21:24,440
Oh, dear, dear.

288
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,475
Most disappointing.

289
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,595
Come. There's more.

290
00:21:38,204 --> 00:21:40,399
Oh, they're in fine fettle today.

291
00:21:40,444 --> 00:21:42,435
It's the sunshine, you know.

292
00:21:42,484 --> 00:21:46,602
Once the sun gets
to the side of the house, they start to sing.

293
00:21:46,644 --> 00:21:48,555
Don't you?

294
00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,595
Beautiful.

295
00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:54,681
I've got some magpies.

296
00:22:00,244 --> 00:22:02,235
Beautiful.

297
00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:05,881
Beautiful.

298
00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:31,672
Maggie!

299
00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:44,955
Well done.

300
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:46,952
(Squawks)

301
00:22:47,004 --> 00:22:48,995
Good boy, Maggie!

302
00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:59,194
There, in Hyde Park,
with her back to a tree, was a lady.

303
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:03,317
Her skirts were torn,
her legs were bitten and bloody.

304
00:23:03,364 --> 00:23:07,243
With a deckchair, she was fending off
a ravening bull terrier.

305
00:23:07,284 --> 00:23:11,277
Her strength was ebbing.
I was the only gentleman in sight.

306
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:13,315
There was not a moment to be lost.

307
00:23:13,364 --> 00:23:17,516
I bounded forward
and struck the brute with my walking stick.

308
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:24,441
The stick broke.
The animal contemplated my throat.

309
00:23:26,164 --> 00:23:28,155
(Sighs)

310
00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:32,633
"Aimer", the verb "to love".

311
00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:36,995
The verb "to love"?

312
00:23:39,404 --> 00:23:42,794
J'aime, tu aimes, il aime,

313
00:23:42,844 --> 00:23:49,113
elle aime, nous aimons,
vous aimez, ils aiment, elles aiment.

314
00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:54,836
And then,
though he was armed with only a knife,

315
00:23:54,884 --> 00:24:00,163
he killed six of the ruffians, with his knife
he concealed in his mosquito boot.

316
00:24:01,764 --> 00:24:05,040
And thus the lady was rescued, thus.

317
00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:07,715
How brave.

318
00:24:07,764 --> 00:24:10,483
Only what a gentleman would do for a lady.

319
00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:14,355
Yes, very brave.

320
00:24:14,404 --> 00:24:17,123
(Larry) Kill those bastard magpies!

321
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,918
Oh, no.
They only seem interested in Larry's room.

322
00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:26,915
(Magpie squawking)

323
00:24:29,164 --> 00:24:31,724
Out you go! Go on, out you go! Out you go!

324
00:24:32,484 --> 00:24:34,122
Out you go!

325
00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:36,155
That's the last straw!

326
00:24:36,204 --> 00:24:39,480
They're naturally curious.
All members of the crow family are.

327
00:24:39,524 --> 00:24:42,960
- If you don't do something about it, I will…
- Anything missing?

328
00:24:43,004 --> 00:24:46,041
I don't see how
you can do anything in this mess.

329
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:49,918
- I think it was the maggenpies.
- They made an awful mess of your papers.

330
00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:53,195
- They didn't know they were doing wrong.
- They're only birds.

331
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:56,520
If you don't lock them up,
I will tear them wing from wing!

332
00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:59,078
- That isn't fair!
- Larry doesn't mean it.

333
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:02,480
Naturally he's upset.
They have made an awful mess.

334
00:25:02,524 --> 00:25:06,836
Upset? I'm furious!
They descended like scab-ridden critics,

335
00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:09,921
bespattered and tore my work
into pieces,

336
00:25:09,964 --> 00:25:12,956
fouled it, destroyed it
before it's even finished!

337
00:25:13,004 --> 00:25:15,518
- They've only just started flying.
- Yes.

338
00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:19,000
It's disgusting, the way
this family carries on about animals.

339
00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:23,083
- They don't understand!
- Anthropomorphic slush drooling out again.

340
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:27,754
If something isn't done about them I'll use
one of Leslie's guns and deal with them!

341
00:25:27,804 --> 00:25:30,113
I'll get them and explain It to them.

342
00:25:30,164 --> 00:25:32,314
You'll get them and lock them up!

343
00:25:54,524 --> 00:25:56,515
Say, "Spiro".

344
00:25:57,684 --> 00:25:59,675
Spiro!

345
00:26:01,764 --> 00:26:03,402
Spiro.

346
00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:07,153
I'm glad somebody's done something
about the scab-ridden vultures.

347
00:26:07,204 --> 00:26:10,799
A simple cage.
Gerry has made a first-class job of it.

348
00:26:11,964 --> 00:26:15,479
Tell Mother about your fight
with the French wrestling champion.

349
00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:19,640
What?

350
00:26:19,684 --> 00:26:24,155
Oh, no, no, no,
one does not boast about such things.

351
00:26:24,204 --> 00:26:28,641
- All right.
- To do with a lady of my acquaintance.

352
00:26:28,684 --> 00:26:31,073
Oh. How very nice.

353
00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:33,399
(Gerry) As long as you show me
a few tricks.

354
00:26:33,444 --> 00:26:35,719
Tricks?

355
00:26:35,764 --> 00:26:37,755
Mm. Wrestling tricks.

356
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:42,037
Oh. Er…very well.

357
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,075
Now.

358
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,442
Oh.

359
00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:50,840
- Oh, very well.
- How exciting!

360
00:26:52,364 --> 00:26:59,042
Yes. Well, the secret is
to get one's opponent off his balance.

361
00:27:01,284 --> 00:27:05,323
It can be done…thus.

362
00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:10,716
Uh, ohhh, ah!

363
00:27:11,644 --> 00:27:13,635
Ah! Huh!

364
00:27:18,524 --> 00:27:21,322
- You see?
- Yes. Wonderful!

365
00:27:21,364 --> 00:27:24,037
- Have you got the idea?
- Yes.

366
00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:29,954
That's the ticket! Now, you try to throw me.

367
00:27:37,644 --> 00:27:40,397
Yaaaah!

368
00:27:40,444 --> 00:27:42,435
Aaaargh!

369
00:27:43,884 --> 00:27:45,442
- Oh!
- Oh!

370
00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:47,475
Oh! God…

371
00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:49,755
(Kralefsky groaning)

372
00:27:51,524 --> 00:27:54,402
Oh, dear! I'll go and get the brandy!

373
00:27:56,204 --> 00:27:59,833
I'm so sorry.
Gerry, dear, that was very careless!

374
00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:03,317
I'm afraid he doesn't know his own strength.

375
00:28:03,364 --> 00:28:06,913
Oh, no, please, please,
do not blame the boy.

376
00:28:06,964 --> 00:28:08,955
It was not his fault.

377
00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:14,795
You see, I'm a little out of practice.

378
00:28:17,484 --> 00:28:19,475
(Kralefsky) Oh, dear.

379
00:28:20,444 --> 00:28:22,435
Oh, dear…