1 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:42,044 (DRUMS AND CHANTING) 2 00:01:14,287 --> 00:01:17,882 In a room in a bungalow in Mpulungu, Zambia, 3 00:01:18,047 --> 00:01:23,519 a man believed to be a murderer is undergoing ritual interrogation. 4 00:01:25,407 --> 00:01:30,640 His interrogator, dressed in red, calls himself Doctor Baela - the healer. 5 00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:33,799 0thers call him a witch doctor. 6 00:01:40,207 --> 00:01:44,166 (DRUMS AND RATTLING) 7 00:01:57,607 --> 00:02:03,842 This ceremony - a disturbing combination of exorcism, magic show and histrionics - 8 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:09,365 is my introduction to one of the more advanced ex-British colonies of Africa. 9 00:02:14,087 --> 00:02:18,000 Dr Baela has only recently arrived in town from Zaire. 10 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:22,206 He's already caught a thief. He's a big attraction. 11 00:02:25,447 --> 00:02:29,759 He agrees to give me a private consultation - in public. 12 00:02:29,927 --> 00:02:34,955 - Have I any evil spirits in me? - (INTERPRETER SPEAKS) 13 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:40,043 (SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE) 14 00:02:40,207 --> 00:02:43,677 (INTERPRETER) He says you have got a shadow. 15 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:50,798 You have got a shadow. This shadow is an evil shadow. 16 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:53,401 I have an evil shadow? 17 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:56,604 (INTERPRETER SPEAKS) 18 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:03,877 - (SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE) - It is a bad shadow. 19 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:09,246 - What form does the shadow take? - (BAELA SPEAKS) 20 00:03:11,127 --> 00:03:16,440 (INTERPRETER) He can see a shadow of a woman. I don't know who she is. 21 00:03:16,607 --> 00:03:19,121 What does she look like? 22 00:03:22,407 --> 00:03:26,639 (INTERPRETER) She is not tall. She is fat, a bit. 23 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:32,279 I have a long journey ahead of me. Is this shadow dangerous for me? 24 00:03:32,447 --> 00:03:34,836 (INTERPRETER SPEAKS) 25 00:03:36,447 --> 00:03:41,646 With his mesmerising, high-pitched voice and lazy, bloodshot, unavoidable eyes, 26 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:47,006 Dr Baela is certainly charismatic. But should I believe him? 27 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:49,681 (INTERPRETER) You have a bad shadow. 28 00:03:49,847 --> 00:03:57,083 You can be rich, but sometimes that thing can drive out all your wealth. 29 00:03:57,247 --> 00:04:00,045 - Can drive out? - All your riches. 30 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,119 - All my? - Your money, wealth. 31 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:08,680 - I see. Can drive out all my money. - Just like stealing. 32 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:14,479 When he tells me I'm bewitched by an evil shadow, it hardly matters what I believe - 33 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:16,638 everyone else believes him. 34 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:19,116 Can he help me? 35 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:29,799 Yes, he can help with medicine, but it won't be on the National Health. 36 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:32,606 What is in the medicine? 37 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:39,120 (INTERPRETER) The medicine is to wash in, not to drink. 38 00:04:39,287 --> 00:04:42,597 - I wash in the medicine? - Yes. 39 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:48,956 Half expecting him to produce a chicken, I'm relieved to be prescribed tree bark - 40 00:04:49,127 --> 00:04:51,925 one of his less menacing props. 41 00:04:52,087 --> 00:04:55,921 (INTERPRETER) It's to wash the evil spirits from your body. 42 00:04:56,767 --> 00:05:02,524 I'm not sure how I'm going to wash with it. Maybe I should just clout the evil spirits. 43 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:04,086 Thank you. 44 00:05:05,647 --> 00:05:08,480 There is another side to life in Mpulungu - 45 00:05:08,647 --> 00:05:12,640 the refreshingly un-spellbinding world of fish. 46 00:05:12,807 --> 00:05:18,279 100 tons of Lake Tanganyika's finest is shipped south every month. 47 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,881 It's the direction we must go. 48 00:05:23,047 --> 00:05:28,883 We've been trying to reach the tip of Africa in time to catch the supply ship, Agulhas, 49 00:05:29,047 --> 00:05:33,518 which makes the only yearly crossing to Antarctica from Cape Town. 50 00:05:33,687 --> 00:05:38,124 If we miss this connection, we fail to reach the Pole. 51 00:05:38,287 --> 00:05:41,279 I take the first fish lorry out of town. 52 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:52,677 I feel as weary now as at any time on the journey. 53 00:05:52,847 --> 00:05:55,919 It could be the heat, the memory of Dr Baela, 54 00:05:56,087 --> 00:06:00,444 or the realisation of the distance we still have ahead of us. 55 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:06,076 Even the news seems ominous - in the first democratic election for 18 years, 56 00:06:06,247 --> 00:06:11,719 Kenneth Kaunda has been rejected by the people he's ruled since independence. 57 00:06:14,447 --> 00:06:18,201 (KAUNDA 0N RADl0) I tried to do my very best for Zambia, 58 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:22,838 its people and mankind as a whole. 59 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:28,718 If my very best did not completely meet the aspirations 60 00:06:28,887 --> 00:06:32,482 of all those I tried to serve, 61 00:06:33,407 --> 00:06:37,036 this was never out of lack of choice. 62 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:40,643 This is the nature of multiparty politics. 63 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,719 You win some and you lose some elections. 64 00:06:55,127 --> 00:06:59,006 (PALIN) Not everybody's as gloomy as me and Kenneth Kaunda. 65 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:05,800 For the supporters of Frederick Chiluba, the slogan has worked - their hour has come. 66 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:12,037 It is our duty to build this vibrant Zambia. 67 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,516 The hour... The hour is ours. 68 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:23,479 (THEY CHANT) 69 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:45,836 Unfortunately, they think that the coming of their hour is being witnessed by a BBC news crew. 70 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:50,398 It's too late to tell them these pictures won't be on for a year. 71 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:57,358 - Have a beer. It's great. Congratulations. - Thanks. 72 00:07:57,527 --> 00:08:01,645 - Keep the hour going. - To the Third Republic. Is that right? 73 00:08:01,807 --> 00:08:04,879 - Yeah. - Takes me back. 74 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,357 I still don't really understand the politics. 75 00:08:16,487 --> 00:08:18,955 200 miles south from Mpulungu, 76 00:08:19,127 --> 00:08:24,918 my already confused system experiences violent culture shock. 77 00:08:26,847 --> 00:08:32,683 This is Shiwa - an English country estate in the heart of the Zambian bush. 78 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:39,446 It's owned and run by John Harvey and his wife, Lorna. They've agreed to put us up. 79 00:08:48,407 --> 00:08:52,116 I'm not sure if I'm really here at all. 80 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:58,362 It's like a tired traveller's dream - everything you think you miss about Britain. 81 00:08:59,687 --> 00:09:05,398 The dream was here long ago. It belonged to Lorna's father, Sir Stewart Gore-Browne. 82 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,479 He came to this hilltop 80 years ago. 83 00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:11,525 He now lies buried here. 84 00:09:11,687 --> 00:09:16,522 0n his grave is the name the local people gave him - Chipembele. 85 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:19,247 It means "rhinoceros". 86 00:09:19,407 --> 00:09:24,162 A rhino charges and then stops, and he was just like that - 87 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:30,482 evil-tempered man, and he would get very angry and five minutes later could be asking for a loan. 88 00:09:30,647 --> 00:09:32,922 Our children are like that. 89 00:09:33,087 --> 00:09:38,081 Here, he wanted to recreate the type of life that he'd known in England - 90 00:09:38,247 --> 00:09:42,320 a big house, a big estate, himself as the squire. 91 00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:46,275 (LIVELY SINGING) 92 00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:51,919 His paternalist ambitions were not only fulfilled, they still shape life at Shiwa. 93 00:09:52,087 --> 00:09:57,923 Every Sunday, the wives and children of the estate process to the Gore-Browne chapel. 94 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:21,606 There are always two services, one Catholic, one Protestant, 95 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:25,282 according to which missionary got there first. 96 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:30,043 This is the Catholic service and they're singing the "Gloria". 97 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:20,320 Sir Stewart's military background still casts a long shadow over Shiwa. 98 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,924 This is the muster ceremony. 99 00:11:27,727 --> 00:11:33,324 Every morning at seven o'clock, the estate workers are summoned for roll-call. 100 00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:39,123 Each man is then given his daily tasks. 101 00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:51,081 The man who may inherit Sir Stewart's dream is John Harvey's son, David. 102 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:55,240 He learnt farming in England. Conditions are tougher here. 103 00:11:55,407 --> 00:12:02,040 As a precaution against ticks, Shiwa's cattle must be put through the dip once every week. 104 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:09,846 There are 2,000 of them. The process takes three days. 105 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:26,281 A 150% inflation rate is the last in a series of misfortunes that have beset the Harveys. 106 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:30,562 They've always had to be ingenious, 107 00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:36,563 but the estate is littered with the ghosts of "good ideas at the time". 108 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:45,283 This was an essential-oils factory supplying perfumes to Europe. 109 00:12:45,447 --> 00:12:50,567 Since then they've tried timber, eggs, chickens. Nothing lasted for long. 110 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:55,243 John won't give up. His latest hope is a safari company. 111 00:12:55,407 --> 00:13:02,199 If you look around Zambia, you will find that people like David, my son, are staying here. 112 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,483 His two brothers are here. 113 00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:10,005 There are lots of people of that age group - trained overseas, educated in England - 114 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:14,797 who are coming back because they feel there is a life to be made here 115 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:19,040 and that they can make enough money to live happily. 116 00:13:19,207 --> 00:13:23,837 Do you think you will retire or will you always be running Shiwa? 117 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:27,716 Well... Remember I told you that I was a soldier 118 00:13:27,887 --> 00:13:31,926 and there is a saying that old soldiers fade away. 119 00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:34,647 - They never die. - No, they never die! 120 00:13:34,807 --> 00:13:38,004 I think that's going to happen to me. 121 00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:47,519 Every evening, the flag bearing the Harvey coat of arms is lowered 122 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:53,637 and dinner is taken in the traditional British style - but the talk is of Africa. 123 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:59,086 I was taken to see a witch doctor in Mpulungu 124 00:13:59,247 --> 00:14:04,275 who told me that I had an evil shadow and gave me something to get rid of it. 125 00:14:04,447 --> 00:14:08,565 I thought at the time, "This is a joke, a fraud." 126 00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:13,482 But ever since, especially as I didn't feel well the night afterwards, 127 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:16,161 I've thought, is there anything in it? 128 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:19,842 - What do you think? - I think there is a darker side. 129 00:14:20,007 --> 00:14:26,037 I know of an incident in Chisamba, where we have another farm, 130 00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:30,564 of a farmer losing a motor, having a motor stolen, 131 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:36,723 and he got very frustrated and ended up bringing in the witch doctor. 132 00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:40,880 And he lined all his staff up 133 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:46,440 and the witch doctor tapped each member of staff on the shoulders with a stick, 134 00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:49,246 and walked down this line. 135 00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:54,561 Eventually he came to a man and he tapped him on the shoulder 136 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,197 and tore a strip of skin off him. 137 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,996 This man then duly broke down and cried 138 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:06,160 and admitted he was involved with stealing the motor. 139 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:09,842 - Would you use a witch doctor? - I think I would. 140 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:12,726 That makes me feel awful. 141 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:18,678 Since I left Shiwa, another chapter has been written in its brave but blighted history. 142 00:15:18,847 --> 00:15:24,877 John and Lorna Harvey were attacked and killed in southern Zambia six months later. 143 00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:34,159 At the nearest railhead we pick up a train 144 00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:39,321 with a family travelling with everything and the kitchen sink. 145 00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:04,521 I'm glad to be back on trains where, however briefly, 146 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:08,316 you do run the risk of meeting people. 147 00:16:08,487 --> 00:16:14,084 There seemed to be your whole house going onto the train. 148 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:19,958 My son is moving to Livingstone. It's my son's household. 149 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:24,245 And what did he have? Bed, chairs and table. 150 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:27,319 - Has he taken everything? - Everything. 151 00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:38,559 No problem finding a seat in the dining car. 152 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:42,766 This is due to a complete lack of anything on which to dine. 153 00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:46,237 Everything except the tablecloth is off. 154 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:03,243 Few borders are as emphatic as that between Zambia and Zimbabwe 155 00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:05,398 at the Victoria Falls. 156 00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:19,204 The River Zambezi, which marks the frontier, plunges 300 feet over cliffs a mile long. 157 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:32,244 The column of spray thrown up can be seen 20 miles away. 158 00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:37,800 It drew Livingstone here in 1855 - the first white man to set eyes on the falls. 159 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:47,723 At the bottom of the gorge, the river is flung about in a series of tortuous rapids. 160 00:17:47,887 --> 00:17:51,402 There are people crazy enough to take boats over them 161 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:55,560 and, what's more, people daft enough to pay them to do it. 162 00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:06,239 I'll try to make it easy for you to know which side is going first onto the downstream side. 163 00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:12,323 The way I'll do it is to call for that side which is going first onto the downstream side. 164 00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:17,925 When I say, "Crush forward", the first three go to crush and two go right up on top. 165 00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:19,679 Hang on. 166 00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:22,566 This is the world of white-water rafting. 167 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:26,515 Alex, our driver and guide, may look like Superman 168 00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:31,283 but he's as tightly wrapped in a life jacket as the rest of us. 169 00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:35,599 When I call "Go", turn around and face onto the wave side. 170 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,917 You guys all set? 171 00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,160 Go! 172 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,318 Come on back! 173 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:52,957 0ne of us has fallen overboard already. This doesn't bode at all well. 174 00:18:53,127 --> 00:18:56,437 - You ready for some action? - We've just had some. 175 00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:58,598 Let's go rafting. 176 00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:12,363 I have the extraordinary sensation that my stomach is several yards behind me. 177 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:26,645 For those interested in technicalities - Nigel's camera is strapped to his shoulder 178 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:31,801 and my microphone is waterproofed inside three condoms. 179 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:48,481 I'm still here. You haven't got rid of me yet. There's harder ones to come. 180 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:55,644 Starting from rapid number four will be some real good white water. Big class-four rapid. 181 00:19:55,807 --> 00:19:59,641 After that rapid, number five is a class-five rapid 182 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:04,437 and then we're riding in some good class-four and five white water. 183 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:09,727 What's the class system of rapids then? What's the worst? 184 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:14,039 The highest class you can run in a raft is a class five. 185 00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:16,801 So we're going for the highest? 186 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:23,406 We are. It's one of the biggest white waters you can get in the whole world. 187 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,957 So we're doing some real white-water rafting. 188 00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:32,966 (SCREAMING) 189 00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,358 There's hardly time for fear, 190 00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:56,920 though at this point I distinctly remember something I want to change in my will. 191 00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:21,721 The joy of survival is tempered by the knowledge that there's worse to come. 192 00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:27,038 (SCREAMING) 193 00:21:44,727 --> 00:21:49,960 The final irony is that in sheer exhilaration at surviving nine rapids, 194 00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:53,961 I swim for shore, hit a rock, and crack a rib. 195 00:21:58,487 --> 00:22:02,878 Next day, I make my way painfully slowly across the Zambezi Bridge, 196 00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:07,359 trying to ignore any connection between witch doctors and rafting. 197 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:11,486 But if I think I did something silly yesterday, watch this. 198 00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:22,564 A man throws himself into the 300-foot gorge... and back again. 199 00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,078 For fun. 200 00:22:28,487 --> 00:22:31,285 This is the sport of bungee jumping. 201 00:22:31,447 --> 00:22:36,441 It makes white-water rafting look like a day at the paddling pool. 202 00:22:40,287 --> 00:22:45,315 And it's so popular that people are actually queuing to jump off. 203 00:22:45,487 --> 00:22:49,958 Five, four, three, two, one... 204 00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:52,083 Bungee! 205 00:22:55,887 --> 00:22:59,243 If something about the Zambezi Gorge attracts loonies, 206 00:22:59,407 --> 00:23:02,956 then something about Zambia has attracted misfortune. 207 00:23:03,127 --> 00:23:08,963 Apart from my rib, I've had a suitcase stolen and one of our crew has had malaria. 208 00:23:09,127 --> 00:23:14,599 Last night I finally tried Dr Baela's medicine. Perhaps it was a bit late. 209 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:19,716 Anyway, the end of the bridge marks somewhere new - Zimbabwe. 210 00:23:26,287 --> 00:23:32,396 At first Zimbabwe looks old-fashioned but, compared to Zambia, it's a land of progress. 211 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:41,326 Blessed with huge coal reserves, they've kept a lot of steam engines - and not just for nostalgia. 212 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:50,197 But Bulawayo station does take me back a few years 213 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:53,200 to those days before white-water rafting 214 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:58,839 when climbing on the footplate at Sheffield Midland was the ultimate excitement. 215 00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:05,521 With a cracked rib, it's the ultimate test of the unreformed trainspotter. 216 00:24:11,527 --> 00:24:17,716 - How old is this locomotive? - I think it's about 30 years old. 217 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:20,560 - How old are you? - I'm 34. 218 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:23,639 - About the same age. - Almost the same. 219 00:24:23,807 --> 00:24:26,196 Why did you become an engine driver? 220 00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:31,043 I've always liked trains. I used to like trains when I was young. 221 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:45,643 The railways of southern Africa were once described as "the sinews of empire". 222 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:52,438 The man who built them was Cecil John Rhodes. 223 00:24:52,607 --> 00:24:57,078 His mixture of megalomania and foresight opened up the continent 224 00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:00,557 and created a country in his name - Rhodesia. 225 00:25:00,727 --> 00:25:05,198 This train proves he put his money where his mouth was. 226 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:10,202 A hundred years ago it was all the rage to have your own railway coach, 227 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:14,997 and as Rhodes owned a large chunk of Africa, he was not to be left out. 228 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:18,637 This one was made for him by Pullman in 1895 229 00:25:18,807 --> 00:25:22,402 and has everything your African commuter could want. 230 00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:27,595 A complete kitchen range and many other delights besides. 231 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:31,316 His own bathroom complete with enamel bath. 232 00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:33,842 Bedroom - mahogany panelled. 233 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:37,966 And his reception room where he could entertain other people 234 00:25:38,127 --> 00:25:42,245 who'd made spectacular amounts of money from carving up Africa. 235 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:46,161 This was also the coach in which he made his last journey. 236 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:50,923 At the age of 49 in 1902 he was brought from Cape Town, where he died, 237 00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:55,842 to the place where he had requested to be buried, just outside Bulawayo. 238 00:26:02,607 --> 00:26:08,284 In his will he wrote, "I admire the grandeur of the Matapos Mountains in Rhodesia. 239 00:26:08,447 --> 00:26:13,316 "Therefore I desire to be buried on the hill which I called 'The View of The World' 240 00:26:13,487 --> 00:26:18,720 "in a square to be cut in the rock, covered by a brass plate with these words thereon. 241 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:22,516 "Here lie the remains of Cecil John Rhodes." 242 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:30,556 Here, despite threats by Zimbabwe's rulers to dig him up and send him back, 243 00:26:30,727 --> 00:26:34,720 Cecil Rhodes, the empire builder, still lies. 244 00:26:38,887 --> 00:26:43,358 Rhodesia disappeared a decade ago after a violent guerrilla war, 245 00:26:43,527 --> 00:26:47,520 but the country feels as English as anywhere I've been. 246 00:26:47,687 --> 00:26:53,842 Bulawayo's streets and parks are evidence of that most European concept - civic pride. 247 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,678 The trauma of independence has had little effect on the BBC - 248 00:27:09,847 --> 00:27:12,407 the Bulawayo Bowling Club. 249 00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:30,957 Membership has dwindled from 400 to 120, but there are still five greens 250 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:34,676 and Pearle Sheppard, the club secretary, is bullish. 251 00:27:34,847 --> 00:27:37,600 Our youngest member is a boy of about 14. 252 00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:42,443 Goes to boarding school, so he just plays at school holidays. 253 00:27:42,607 --> 00:27:46,725 Our oldest member is that lady you saw on the green. She's 86. 254 00:27:46,887 --> 00:27:49,481 So you get a very representative crowd - 255 00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:54,482 people from all walks of life and all ages all come and play bowls. 256 00:27:54,647 --> 00:27:58,560 - Do you have any black African players? - We don't, no. 257 00:27:58,727 --> 00:28:02,879 The Africans are not particularly interested in bowls. 258 00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,686 All the clubs are open, of course. 259 00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:10,841 The only black bowlers in Bulawayo belong to the Blind Bowlers Association. 260 00:28:11,007 --> 00:28:17,242 They have been brought into the game through the association that helps blind people, 261 00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:20,444 and they encourage them to play bowls. 262 00:28:20,607 --> 00:28:26,159 It's fantastic to see some of them play because they might not be able to see, 263 00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:30,320 yet they sometimes play incredible bowls. 264 00:28:32,007 --> 00:28:35,079 0ne place no member of the BBC would be seen 265 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:39,240 is the gloriously named Umshitshimbo Beer Garden. 266 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:47,404 # Young boy dances, left in a dusty township... # 267 00:28:47,567 --> 00:28:52,118 The Umshitshimbo Garden is a concrete patch behind a downtown hotel, 268 00:28:52,287 --> 00:28:58,283 but it's one of the most popular places in Bulawayo to drink and jive. 269 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:00,438 The music scene is thriving. 270 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:06,443 Bands like Southern Freeway - fronted by a South African, Steve Dyer - pack the place. 271 00:29:06,607 --> 00:29:09,997 (SOUTHERN FREEWAY SING "THABISO") 272 00:29:30,807 --> 00:29:34,277 There's low life and high life at the Umshitshimbo. 273 00:29:34,447 --> 00:29:36,756 Shots of gin top up the lager, 274 00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:42,399 and when the band stops, there are long announcements on the dangers of AIDS. 275 00:29:42,567 --> 00:29:44,637 No one listens. 276 00:29:48,927 --> 00:29:52,681 Still, it's the happiest memory I take away from Bulawayo. 277 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:12,361 (SOUTHERN FREEWAY CONTINUE SINGING "THABISO") 278 00:30:25,247 --> 00:30:29,718 200 miles south, we reach our last country in Africa - 279 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:33,516 our springboard to Antarctica and the South Pole. 280 00:30:37,647 --> 00:30:39,683 0n the banks of the Limpopo, 281 00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:45,399 miles of razor wire guard the Republic of South Africa from the rest of the world. 282 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:52,755 Life changes completely. 283 00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:58,638 Despite years of sanctions and universal ostracism, Western luxury starts here. 284 00:30:58,807 --> 00:31:02,720 Where else in Africa could you rent a white BMW? 285 00:31:03,847 --> 00:31:09,240 Country number 14 is undergoing as profound a change as any we've passed through. 286 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:17,038 Four months before we arrived, apartheid was officially abolished. 287 00:31:17,207 --> 00:31:20,756 No one quite knows where South Africa goes next. 288 00:31:32,647 --> 00:31:36,083 In the shadow of slag heaps is Johannesburg - 289 00:31:36,247 --> 00:31:38,715 the biggest city we've seen since Cairo. 290 00:31:38,887 --> 00:31:43,358 Unlike Cairo, Johannesburg is cool, calm and corporate. 291 00:31:44,327 --> 00:31:50,436 Retrieving the gold on which their wealth is built leads to spectacular engineering. 292 00:31:56,047 --> 00:32:03,044 - We're travelling at 70 metres a second. - 70 metres a second. Two kilometres down. 293 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:09,997 This is Western Deep Levels mine. 294 00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:15,560 It's in the "Guinness Book of Records" for the deepest penetration of man into the earth. 295 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:18,036 Two and a half miles. 296 00:32:18,207 --> 00:32:20,402 7,000 men work down here. 297 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:26,039 They're drawn from so many different tribes that a mining language has developed. 298 00:32:26,207 --> 00:32:32,316 Fanakalo is the Esperanto of the mines. It's taught in the world's deepest classroom. 299 00:32:32,487 --> 00:32:37,038 Yenalo... sar-har. 300 00:32:39,007 --> 00:32:42,920 Yenalo... sar-har. 301 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:49,202 Yenalo... sar-har. 302 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:54,487 Yenalo... sar-har. 303 00:32:54,647 --> 00:32:57,559 Ini-lo. 304 00:32:58,527 --> 00:33:02,281 (CLASS) Yenalo... sar-har. 305 00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:07,605 Yenalo... spa-ne-rer. 306 00:33:09,647 --> 00:33:13,242 Yenalo... spa-ne-rer. 307 00:33:14,287 --> 00:33:17,882 Yenalo spa-ne-rer. 308 00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:21,437 Mosheh. Ini-lo? 309 00:33:21,607 --> 00:33:25,316 - Yenalo spa-ne-r. - Spa-ne-rer. 310 00:33:26,727 --> 00:33:29,082 Ini-lo? 311 00:33:29,247 --> 00:33:33,798 - Yenalo spa-ne-rer. - Mosheh. 312 00:33:33,967 --> 00:33:35,764 Spa-ne-rer. 313 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,876 Armed with the word for "spanner", 314 00:33:40,047 --> 00:33:44,325 we leave the air-conditioned tunnels for where mining gets painful. 315 00:33:44,487 --> 00:33:47,718 - Bit dangerous here. - Where's the water from? 316 00:33:47,887 --> 00:33:52,165 This is from where they're drilling. It's drilling water. 317 00:33:52,327 --> 00:33:57,640 We're walking up the strike gully towards the strike itself. 318 00:33:57,807 --> 00:34:01,277 - We'll be going up a ladderway. - Sure. 319 00:34:01,447 --> 00:34:06,760 - It's quite hot now, isn't it? - Yeah. Hot and wet. 320 00:34:18,887 --> 00:34:21,526 It's 30 degrees centigrade. 321 00:34:21,687 --> 00:34:27,796 Crouched in a chamber four foot high, a team has been drilling for six hours. 322 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:33,519 0ne man operates the drill, one checks the equipment, one directs cooling water. 323 00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:38,556 An engineer directs operations into an inch-wide gold-bearing seam. 324 00:34:38,727 --> 00:34:41,525 He's the only white man. 325 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:57,319 It takes nearly four hours to change shifts. 326 00:34:57,487 --> 00:35:01,116 The technicians are gathering at the crucible. 327 00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:06,805 It's a very select band that witnesses the final act of the drama. 328 00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:09,606 Is the gold coming through? 329 00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:15,922 If you look there, you'll see the gold is now a greeny-silvery colour. 330 00:35:16,087 --> 00:35:21,161 - It's changing, yeah. - You see it coming through the top. 331 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:24,797 That's how you know where the gold is coming out. 332 00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:28,926 So how much gold is there in this particular smelting? 333 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:35,879 In this one we're probably getting about three bars of gold - that's about 80 kilograms. 334 00:35:36,047 --> 00:35:39,960 Why do you have feather dusters in here? 335 00:35:40,127 --> 00:35:45,884 It's a very industrial environment and there are feather dusters. What are they for? 336 00:35:46,047 --> 00:35:50,359 All the dust in the smelt house could contain gold, 337 00:35:50,527 --> 00:35:54,520 so every spot of dust is collected and put into the furnace. 338 00:35:54,687 --> 00:36:01,525 Nothing is taken out. Even overalls are put into the furnace sometimes. 339 00:36:01,687 --> 00:36:04,326 - I won't get an internal check? - No. 340 00:36:06,927 --> 00:36:11,398 In Johannesburg, I'm made aware of how long I've been away. 341 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:17,403 We left in high summer. Now it's less than a month to the festive season. 342 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:22,516 (HE HUMS "IN THE BLEAK MIDWINTER") 343 00:36:22,687 --> 00:36:25,565 # Snow had fallen snow on snow 344 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:28,287 # Snow on snow 345 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:34,079 # In the bleak midwinter long ago # 346 00:36:34,247 --> 00:36:38,081 There's nothing like Christmas to provoke homesickness. 347 00:36:38,247 --> 00:36:43,844 But if all goes well, I could get home from the South Pole in time to start shopping. 348 00:36:44,807 --> 00:36:47,196 (BELL RINGS) 349 00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:59,397 But Africa has one last and particularly nasty trick in store for us. 350 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:02,365 Back at the hotel, a message is waiting. 351 00:37:02,527 --> 00:37:06,520 Though it isn't from my witch doctor, it might as well be. 352 00:37:06,687 --> 00:37:12,478 I can't quite believe the news and double-check with our production office in London. 353 00:37:23,287 --> 00:37:28,122 Hello. Mimi? Yeah. It's Michael. I've just got your fax. 354 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:31,882 Yeah. I can't believe it. Is that? 355 00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:36,040 About the Agulhas. They have no berths at all? 356 00:37:37,687 --> 00:37:44,559 The Agulhas is sailing to Antarctica, but all places on board have been taken. 357 00:37:44,727 --> 00:37:46,797 There is no room for us. 358 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:52,280 While our London office tries every alternative, we can only hope and wait. 359 00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:55,961 We decide to spend the day at Soweto. 360 00:37:56,127 --> 00:38:00,643 It has a Latin motto. "Conjuncte Agamus" - "Let's pull together". 361 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:04,115 The place is full of surprises. 362 00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:10,283 This house, I'm told, boasts the ultimate in status symbols - a white security guard. 363 00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:19,439 Jimmy, my guide, lives round here. He's a man of sharp wit and little sentiment. 364 00:38:19,607 --> 00:38:25,477 He tells me that in Soweto, BMWstill means "Break My Windows". 365 00:38:25,647 --> 00:38:31,438 Jimmy, to all intents and purposes, this looks like the Beverly Hills of Soweto. 366 00:38:31,607 --> 00:38:34,201 What sort of people live here? 367 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:37,279 (JIMMY) It's the affluent black people. 368 00:38:37,447 --> 00:38:42,567 Professional people, businessmen, doctors, lawyers... 369 00:38:42,727 --> 00:38:46,356 Successful people, hard workers. 370 00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:52,318 These are the people who work for the bank, not in the bank. 371 00:38:52,487 --> 00:38:56,878 (PALIN) If you make a lot of money in Soweto, 372 00:38:57,047 --> 00:39:00,756 do people tend to stay here or want to move? 373 00:39:00,927 --> 00:39:06,240 (JIMMY) There's a feeling of people moving. I've been seeing signs - "For Sale" - 374 00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:13,404 because the Group Areas Act is over, so it's a question now of economic apartheid. 375 00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:17,924 Those who have the money can move with the Joneses. 376 00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:20,726 (PALIN) Why do they move from Soweto? 377 00:39:20,887 --> 00:39:26,359 (JIMMY) It's a feeling of... people tend to look for what they couldn't be given. 378 00:39:26,527 --> 00:39:31,043 What you were prohibited from doing is exactly what you want to do. 379 00:39:31,207 --> 00:39:37,521 Now it's open, people feel it's much nicer in the city, in the suburbs. Convenient. 380 00:39:37,687 --> 00:39:43,762 Five minutes drive from wherever to the city or buses and transportation. 381 00:39:45,407 --> 00:39:48,877 Transportation is a way to make money in Soweto. 382 00:39:49,047 --> 00:39:51,720 So serious is the violence on railways 383 00:39:51,887 --> 00:39:55,766 that Sowetans prefer to fight for a place on a private minibus. 384 00:39:55,927 --> 00:40:00,921 There are currently 145,000 of them, and the numbers are rising. 385 00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:06,925 Simply because there's more people... 386 00:40:07,087 --> 00:40:11,683 Soweto was set up in 1933 to house a cheap labour force. 387 00:40:11,847 --> 00:40:16,921 Shanty settlements like this one are the legacy of that decision. 388 00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:22,719 These are the families of people who are not wanted and probably never will be. 389 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:26,721 If you leave your family, you could try one of the hostels. 390 00:40:26,887 --> 00:40:29,196 Jimmy doesn't recommend it. 391 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:32,245 How can you have 16 men in one room? 392 00:40:32,407 --> 00:40:38,164 16 smells of food - this one cooking that, this one doing this. 393 00:40:38,327 --> 00:40:44,084 Sometimes people want to rest - you've been working at night, others during the day. 394 00:40:44,247 --> 00:40:47,080 Men in general put together. 395 00:40:47,247 --> 00:40:50,478 These are the barbers. Street barbers. 396 00:40:50,647 --> 00:40:55,960 Money making, of course. It's connected electrically from the battery. 397 00:40:56,127 --> 00:41:00,120 That's how they get the electricity to do all this. 398 00:41:00,287 --> 00:41:05,281 - That's just someone doing a bit of work? - Yeah. Just a bit of work. 399 00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:12,965 - How much do they pay for this? - 12 to 15 rand per bed. 400 00:41:13,127 --> 00:41:18,645 - Different hostels have different prices. - For a month. £3 a month. 401 00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:23,005 What are they earning? Are these the lowest wage earners? 402 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:28,161 Most people in the hostel are low wage earners, but you get a few earning more. 403 00:41:28,327 --> 00:41:32,525 Roughly 500 rand a month, depending where they're working. 404 00:41:32,687 --> 00:41:36,646 500 would be worth about £100 a month. 405 00:41:36,807 --> 00:41:40,516 - There'd be people here with £100 a month? - Yeah. 406 00:41:40,687 --> 00:41:44,805 (PALIN) It's much nicer inside than it is out. 407 00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:50,166 (JIMMY) You can't imagine living eight in one. It's like dormitory style. 408 00:41:50,327 --> 00:41:54,400 If you spend all your life here, this is pretty bad. 409 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:58,959 Before I leave, I have some visiting to do. 410 00:41:59,127 --> 00:42:04,155 It's a sign of the times that the Gwangwa family - neighbours of ours in London - 411 00:42:04,327 --> 00:42:10,402 have because of their ANC membership only just been allowed back into their country. 412 00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:15,038 Six months ago, this visit would never have been possible. 413 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:20,397 Wrong day. 414 00:42:23,887 --> 00:42:27,641 There's Michael, there's Michael, there's Michael. 415 00:42:27,807 --> 00:42:30,196 Hey! There you are! 416 00:42:30,367 --> 00:42:32,597 Hello! 417 00:42:33,967 --> 00:42:38,006 - How great to see you. - How great to see you. 418 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:41,045 - That's wonderful. - Keeto. 419 00:42:41,207 --> 00:42:43,004 Hello. 420 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:46,921 And my My-Lucy? Where's My-Lucy? Somewhere else. 421 00:42:47,087 --> 00:42:51,922 That's right. Oh, look at that. 422 00:42:52,087 --> 00:42:58,401 "Welcome, Michael, to the Gwangwa family." 423 00:42:58,567 --> 00:43:01,923 - You do that for everybody! - No! 424 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:06,763 This is... They use... cow dung. 425 00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:12,524 - Cow dung, is it? - That's the decorations that they do. 426 00:43:12,687 --> 00:43:17,841 - Fresh cow dung. - We couldn't get the cow dung in London! 427 00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:25,723 Kicking our heels for another day, we join a football crowd. 428 00:43:25,887 --> 00:43:28,355 Sport is multiracial in South Africa now, 429 00:43:28,527 --> 00:43:32,679 but rugby remains the white game and soccer the black game. 430 00:43:32,847 --> 00:43:36,840 (SOFT SINGING) 431 00:43:53,727 --> 00:43:56,287 Today's match is a Cup semi-final. 432 00:43:56,447 --> 00:44:00,918 Sundowns of Pretoria are taking on Cosmos of Johannesburg. 433 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:22,718 (HORN TRUMPETS) 434 00:44:35,327 --> 00:44:37,682 Oh, what a shot! 435 00:44:45,407 --> 00:44:47,682 It was a very good shot. 436 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:53,402 We leave Johannesburg with nothing decided - but we leave in style. 437 00:44:55,527 --> 00:45:01,159 This is the Blue Train, which runs expensively between Pretoria and Cape Town. 438 00:45:01,327 --> 00:45:06,321 I justify it as a reward for all our rough-riding through Africa. 439 00:45:06,487 --> 00:45:10,480 The Nile Valley Express in Sudan carried 4,000 people. 440 00:45:10,647 --> 00:45:15,641 The Blue Train's carrying just 92 and no one's allowed on the roof. 441 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:22,677 The contrast with everything that's gone before is almost unnerving. 442 00:45:22,847 --> 00:45:26,283 What does one do with nine pieces of cutlery? 443 00:45:33,287 --> 00:45:39,283 The answer is you order a bottle of South African Chardonnay and stop feeling guilty. 444 00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:44,441 After all, how many people here have cracked ribs and evil shadows? 445 00:45:56,967 --> 00:46:00,562 No one ever gets on, no one ever gets off. 446 00:46:00,727 --> 00:46:05,881 In this air-conditioned double-glazed luxury, I feel like an overfed goldfish - 447 00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:12,156 able to observe the world from my bowl whilst remaining completely detached from it. 448 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:16,438 It could quite easily drive you mad. 449 00:46:19,007 --> 00:46:23,398 The last 900 miles of Africa run across the High Veld 450 00:46:23,567 --> 00:46:26,639 and the wide, dry plain they call the Karoo 451 00:46:26,807 --> 00:46:32,439 to approach the Cape in a scenic display of mountains, valleys and vineyards. 452 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:18,683 7,000 miles, and nearly three months after entering Port Said, 453 00:47:18,847 --> 00:47:23,238 the unmistakable shape of Table Mountain marks the end of Africa. 454 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:38,203 I think Africa's changed me. 455 00:47:38,367 --> 00:47:43,441 Until Mpulungu I was an incurable optimist, but something went wrong there 456 00:47:43,607 --> 00:47:50,399 and I've reached Cape Town as an incurable fatalist - what will be, will be. 457 00:47:51,407 --> 00:47:56,879 From the top of Table Mountain, you can see where the Indian and Atlantic 0ceans meet. 458 00:47:57,047 --> 00:48:01,916 Beyond that, 2,500 miles over the horizon, is Antarctica. 459 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:04,885 But the most poignant sight of all 460 00:48:05,047 --> 00:48:09,996 is the red-hulled supply ship we've chased through Africa to reach. 461 00:48:20,727 --> 00:48:26,040 We made it, but our appeal for space on board the Agulhas has failed. 462 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:31,486 When she sails tomorrow on the only voyage of the year to the Antarctic, 463 00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,763 we'll still be here. 464 00:48:33,927 --> 00:48:37,283 The journey, it seems, is over.