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YOU FIND ME LYING HERE
LIKE A DERELICT OLD BUM
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AND IT MIGHT BE
THAT YOU THINK
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MY APPEARANCE
MYSTIFYING.
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THE REASON
IS AS FOLLOWS:
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I FELL OFF THE BACK
OF A LORRY.
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OR, MORE ACCURATELY,
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I WAS THROWN OFF THE BACK
OF A LORRY BY DENISE LAROQUE,
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THE HEAD OF THE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE,
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WHO IS MADLY
IN LOVE WITH ME.
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BUT FOR THE INTERVENTION
OF MY WIFE EDITH
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AND MY WAITRESSES,
SHE WOULD HAVE MARRIED ME.
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SHE HAS NOW SWORN
TO HAVE HER REVENGE
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UPON THESE INTERFERING FEMALES
BY KILLING THEM.
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I WILL HAVE TO BREAK THE NEWS
TO THEM AND WARN THEM.
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STOP!
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I AM ACTING
ON THE ORDERS
OF HERR FLICK.
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WERE THE PEOPLE
WHO THREW YOU OUT
OF THAT TRUCK...
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THE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE?
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NO, NO,
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THEY WERE WHOLESALE
VEGETABLE SELLERS.
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WE FELL OUT
OVER THE PRICE
OF SPRING GREENS--
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AT LEAST
I FELL OUT.
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MAUVE ALONG.
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YOU ARE CAUSING
AN OBSTRICTION.
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PIDDLE YOUR RELIGIOUS
MASSAGES ELSEWHERE.
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THE END OF THE WORLD
IS NIGH.
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VENGEANCE IS MINE.
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AND A LITTLE BIT
OF WHAT YOU FANCY
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DOES YOU GOOD.
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I HAVE
THE BRITISH EARMEN
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IN A CILL
AT THE POLOCE STATION.
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KEEP THEM THERE.
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I CANNOT--
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TO DETONE THEM
MORE THAN 24 HOURS
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IS AGAINST THE LOO.
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I WILL RETURN THEM
TO YOU
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AS SOON AS PISSABLE.
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YES, AND I SHALL
SEND THEM BACK TO YOU
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AS SOON AS PISSABLE.
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RENE, YOU ARE BACK!
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THANK HEAVENS
YOU ARE SAFE.
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WE SAW YOU TAKEN
ONTO THAT TRUCK,
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AND I THOUGHT I WOULD
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
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I HAVE BAD NEWS.
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THE LIVES OF THOSE NEAREST
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AND DEAREST TO ME
ARE IN DANGER.
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DO THEY KNOW
WHERE I LIVE?
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NOT YOU--
EDITH AND THE GIRLS.
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WHY ARE OUR LIVES
IN DANGER?
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BECAUSE YOU ALL CONTRIVED
TO SCREW UP MY WEDDING
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TO MADEMOISELLE LAROQUE.
SHE IS NOT PLEASED.
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SHE HAS VOWED
TO KILL YOU ALL,
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YOU FIRST.
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RIGHT,
THAT IS IT.
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THE SPANISH BORDER
CANNOT BE FAR AWAY.
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IF I WALK ALL DAY
AND CRAWL ALL NIGHT
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I SHOULD BE THERE
BY CHRISTMAS.
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YOU WILL NEVER GET
TO THE END OF THE STREET.
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THE COMMUNISTS HAVE
GUN PERSONS EVERYWHERE.
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THEN I WILL
DISGUISE MYSELF.
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I THINK IF THERE'S
TO BE ANY SHOOTING,
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WE SHOULD GO.
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MAY I SAY THAT
I AM MOST RELIEVED
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THAT YOU NO LONGER
HAVE TO DISGUISE YOURSELF
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AS A BENT OLD MAN?
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I WAS JUST OLD.
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THEN IT IS GOOD
THAT YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER.
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WE ARE IN DANGER.
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YES, BUT THERE IS
MUCH UNEMPLOYMENT--
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WAITRESSES
CAN BE REPLACED;
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RENE IS
ONE OF A KIND.
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IS THIS
THE BEST PHOTOGRAPH
THAT YOU COULD GET?
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WITH RESPECT,
HERR FLICK,
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I COULD HARDLY ASK
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THE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE TO POSE.
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ALL YOU HAVE GOT
IS ONE COMMUNIST HAND.
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VON SMALLHAUSEN,
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THERE ARE 50 MILLION PEOPLE
IN FRANCE--
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MOST OF THE THEM
HAVE TWO HANDS.
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THAT MAKES
100 MILLION HANDS.
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IDENTIFYING THIS ONE HAND
WILL BE QUITE A TASK.
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IT WILL INDEED,
HERR FLICK.
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GO TO IT.
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IT WOULD APPEAR
FROM YOUR REPORT
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RENE IS NO LONGER
IN DANGER.
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THIS IS SO, COLONEL,
AND WE KNOW NOW
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THE REAL PAINTINGS
ARE HIDDEN
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IN THE HEADQUARTERS
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.
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BUT WHERE AND HOW
DO WE GET THEM?
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GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN.
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HEIL HITLER!
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- HEIL HITLER!
- HEIL HITLER!
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A WOMAN
OF THE STREETS.
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ARE YOU
INTERROGATING HER
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OR JUST HAVING
A RATHER AMUSING TIME?
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IT IS I, HELGA.
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BY GOLLY,
SO IT IS.
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ON THE ORDERS
OF THE COLONEL
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AND IN THE GUISE OF
A WOMAN OF THE STREETS,
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I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING
A PEASANT
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IN THE HOPES OF TRACING
THE MISSING PAINTINGS.
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AND WERE YOU
SUCCESSFUL?
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AS A WOMAN
OF THE STREETS, NO.
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BUT WE HAVE A LEAD
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TO THE WHEREABOUTS
OF THE PAINTINGS.
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- WHERE ARE THEY?
- THEY'RE STILL IN FRANCE.
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COULD YOU PERHAPS
BE A LITTLE MORE
SPECIFIC?
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NOT AT THE MOMENT.
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WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
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GOOD. SIT.
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I AM SORRY OUR DINNER
AT THE CHATEAU WAS INTERRUPTED--
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WE MUST TRY AGAIN.
HOLD ONTO THAT OUTFIT--
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WE CAN HAVE A PRIVATE
FANCY DRESS PARTY.
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WHAT FUN.
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WHAT WOULD BE
THE THEME?
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TARTS AND VICARS.
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MAY I GET CHANGED NOW?
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YES, HELGA.
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES.
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WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
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TO MY OFFICE
TO CHANGE.
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THE GUARDS
MIGHT SEE YOU.
CHANGE HERE.
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VERY WELL,
GENERAL.
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DON'T WORRY,
I WILL NOT LOOK.
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YES, GENERAL.
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NOW THEN,
COLONEL,
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I HAVE IMPORTANT
INFORMATION FOR YOU.
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I HAVE HAD COMMUNICATIONS
FROM BERLIN
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REGARDING THE INVASION.
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YES, THERE IS
A RUMOR
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IT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY
SUSPENDERED--
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SUSPENDED.
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THIS IS NOT TRUE.
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THE GENERALS
WILL BE MEETING HERE
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AT MY CHATEAU TO EVALUATE
THE SITUATION.
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AS LOCAL COMMANDER,
YOU WILL, OF COURSE,
BE PRESENT.
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IT WILL BE
A GREAT HONOR
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TO BE AMONG
THE TOP BRA...SS.
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THE MAJOR DECISIONS
ARE A) THE DATE,
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AND B) THE PLAN...
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AND INVASION FORCE
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OF THE RIGHT THIGHS--
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SIZE.
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I SEE.
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IN MY OPINION,
THE FIRST WAVE
SHOULD CONTAIN
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AT LEAST FOUR
ARMORED DIVISIONS
OF CRACK TROOPS.
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I AGREE.
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THE BRITISH
WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST
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THE PANTIES--
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PANZERS.
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- OH, RENE!
- OH, YVETTE!
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RENE, I AM
SO FRIGHTENED.
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THESE COMMUNISTS--
THEY ARE RUTHLESS.
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DO NOT WORRY,
MY LITTLE ONE.
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BUT I AM WORRIED,
MY BIG ONE.
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I HARDLY DARE
TO PASS A WINDOW.
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I FEED
THE CHICKENS
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WITH A BUCKET
OVER MY HEAD
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SO THEY DO NOT
RECOGNIZE ME.
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IT IS MAINLY EDITH
THEY ARE AFTER.
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SHE IS AT THE TOP
OF THEIR HIT LIST.
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YOU ARE WAY DOWN
AT #2.
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HOLD ME, RENE.
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THIS MOMENT MAY BE
OUR LAST.
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DO YOU THINK WE WILL
BE ABLE TO DO THIS
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WHEN WE GET
TO HEAVEN?
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PROVIDING THEY HAVE
A LARDER, YES.
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( pounding )
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IT IS ONLY MICHELLE.
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LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,
I SHALL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE.
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MICHELLE, IT IS NOT
ALWAYS CONVENIENT
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TO HAVE YOU BARGING IN
ON MY PRIVATE MOMENTS.
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COULD YOU NOT
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?
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THE GERMAN GENERALS
WILL BE MEETING
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AT THE CHATEAU
TO DISCUSS THE PLANS
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FOR THE INVASION
OF ENGLAND.
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THE MAPS WILL BE
ON THE TABLE.
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SOMEHOW WE MUST
PHOTOGRAPH THEM.
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BUT WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME ALL THIS?
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BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ASKED
TO DO THE CATERING.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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THERE ARE THREE OTHER
CATERERS IN NOUVION.
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YOUR ESTIMATE
WILL BE THE LOWEST
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OR ELSE THE OTHERS
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WILL BE BURNED DOWN
FOR COLLABORATING.
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YOU REALLY MUST TRY
TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE
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TO DO THIS DANGEROUS WORK.
I AM A MASS OF NERVES.
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I HAVE A TWITCH-- LOOK.
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ALSO, THE MOMENT
I AM UNDER STRESS,
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I BREAK OUT
IN LITTLE LUMPS.
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THIS IS TRUE.
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FURTHER DETAILS WILL BE
SUPPLIED NEARER THE TIME.
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NO, MICHELLE, I--
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SHE HAS GONE.
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- OH, RENE!
- YVETTE!
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AHHHHH!
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, "AHHHH"?
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YOU HAVE FRIGHTENED
THIS POOR GIRL
OUT OF HER LIFE.
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ONCE AGAIN I FIND YOU
BEING UNFAITHFUL
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TO MADAME EDITH,
THE WOMAN I LOVE.
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HOW DARE YOU ENTER
MY PRIVATE PANTRY.
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IT IS A FRENCHMAN'S
PREROGATIVE
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TO HAVE A GO
AT THE SERVANTS.
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WHERE IS
MADAME EDITH?
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UNDER THREAT OF DEATH
FROM THE COMMUNISTS,
SHE HAS DISAPPEARED.
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IT IS MY DEAREST WISH
TO PROTECT HER.
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I SHALL THROW MY BODY
IN FRONT OF HERS
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TO RECEIVE
THE ASSASSIN'S BULLETS.
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BUT OF COURSE,
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HAVING RHEUMATISM
AND A DICKY TICKER,
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I SHALL HAVE
TO DO IT SLOWLY.
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- MONSIEUR LECLERC?
- YEAH?
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IF MADAME EDITH
IS NOT HERE,
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SHE WILL NOT
BE ABLE TO SING.
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( happily laughs )
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I WILL BE TAKING
HER PLACE.
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HERE IS HER MUSIC.
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NOW, WHAT KEY
DOES SHE SING IN?
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I HAVE NEVER
DISCOVERED.
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PLAY ME A CHORD.
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ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR...
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♪ HE'D HAVE TO GET UNDER
GET OUT AND GET UNDER ♪
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♪ TO FIX
HIS LITTLE MACHINE ♪
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♪ A DOZEN TIMES THEY'D START
TO HUG AND KISS ♪
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♪ AND THEN THE DARNED OLD ENGINE
IT WOULD MISS ♪
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♪ AND THEN HE'D HAVE
TO GET UNDER ♪
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♪ GET OUT AND GET UNDER
TO FIX UP HIS AUTOMOBILE. ♪
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( pounding )
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Edith:
WHO IS THAT
SINGING MY SONG?
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IT IS MADAME EDITH!
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NOW YOU ARE
IN TROUBLE!
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IT IS SAFE
TO COME DOWN, MY LOVE.
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THERE ARE
NO STRANGERS HERE.
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POOR LADY.
HOW FRIGHTENED
SHE MUST BE.
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THE THREAT
OF ASSASSINATION
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MUST WEIGH HEAVILY
UPON HER.
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ALREADY IT HAS
AGED HER CONSIDERABLY.
238
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,330
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
239
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,365
I DID NOT KNOW
YOU WERE HERE.
240
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,868
I HAVE DISGUISED MYSELF
AS MY MOTHER.
241
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,870
SHE IS NOT
ON THE HIT LIST.
242
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:43,307
THE TRANSFORMATION
IS REMARKABLE.
243
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,276
IT WILL TAKE A FEW MOMENTS
FOR ME TO ADJUST MYSELF.
244
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,845
IT IS AMAZING!
245
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,213
THE MOTH HAS TURNED
246
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,915
BACK INTO A VERY
OLD CATERPILLAR.
247
00:10:52,483 --> 00:10:53,851
ARE THESE FOR ME?
248
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:59,489
"SINCE LAST I HELD YOU
IN MY ARMS,
249
00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:01,391
TIME HAS
STOOD STILL."
250
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:04,228
IT HAS GALLOPED
ON A BIT NOW.
251
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,865
- ( pounding )
- EDITH, EDITH!
252
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,101
THAT IS MY MOTHER.
253
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,969
WILL NO ONE COME
TO THE ASSISTANCE
254
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,571
OF AN OLD LADY
STANDING HERE
255
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:18,275
WITH NO CLOTHES ON?
256
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,510
COMING, MAMMA!
257
00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:22,046
DO NOT WORRY,
MADAME EDITH,
258
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,413
YOU STAY
OUT OF SIGHT.
259
00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,349
TONIGHT I WILL SING
IN YOUR PLACE.
260
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,786
NO, I SHALL SING
AS USUAL,
261
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,021
WHATEVER FATE
THROWS AT ME.
262
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,690
IT IS USUALLY BREAD ROLLS
AND BITS OF CHEESE.
263
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,401
THE FOOD HERE
IS ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL.
264
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,737
IT'S A COMPLETE MYTH
ABOUT FRENCH COOKING
265
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,373
BEING THE BEST
IN THE WORLD.
266
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,941
WE ARE IN JAIL.
267
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,110
YES, AND ALL YOU CAN TASTE
IS GARLIC.
268
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,913
IF WE CAUGHT
ONE OF THE RATS,
269
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,615
WE COULD PROBABLY BARBECUE IT
OVER A CANDLE.
270
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:01,919
NOW YOU'VE PUT ME
OFF MY SOUP.
271
00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,688
I'VE BEEN THINKING,
272
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,324
IT'S ABOUT TIME
THOSE AMERICANS CAME IN.
273
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,093
THEY SAVED US
IN THE LAST WAR.
274
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,360
IF THEY DON'T
HURRY UP,
275
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:11,862
THERE WON'T BE
ANY WAR LEFT.
276
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:16,667
IF MUMMY AND DADDY
KNEW I WAS IN JAIL,
THEY'D HAVE A FIT.
277
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,303
HOW WILL THEY KNOW?
IT'S NOT REALLY IN
THE TATTLER, IS IT?
278
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,605
BUT IF IT EVER COMES OUT
THAT I'VE GOT A PRISON RECORD,
279
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:24,141
IT COULD STOP ME GETTING
A DECENT JOB AFTER THE WAR.
280
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,877
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
281
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,479
I'M GOING INTO
THE STOCK EXCHANGE.
282
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:31,348
OH, THEY WON'T MIND.
283
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,421
MADAME EDITH.
284
00:12:50,401 --> 00:12:54,104
DEAR BEAUTIFUL,
FRAIL LADY.
285
00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:59,409
HOW UNGALLANT
I HAVE BEEN.
286
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,912
HOW THOUGHTLESS,
HOW CRUEL.
287
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,149
I NOW HUMBLE MYSELF
BEFORE YOU
288
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,151
BECAUSE I WISH YOU
TO KNOW
289
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,152
THAT I THINK YOU ARE
290
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,287
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN THE WORLD...
291
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,094
AND THE MOST EXCITING.
292
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,936
I LOVE YOU
AS YOU ARE NOW,
293
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,838
AT THE MOMENT.
294
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,774
AND WHATEVER RAVAGES
TIME MAY WREAK
295
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,810
ON THAT BEAUTIFUL
COUNTENANCE,
296
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:37,814
I SHALL ALWAYS WANT
TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS,
297
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,816
TO KISS YOU...
298
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:44,021
AND TO LOVE YOU.
299
00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:47,657
AM I FORGIVEN?
300
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:50,794
GET INTO BED AND DO NOT
TELL MY DAUGHTER.
301
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,733
( knocking on door )
302
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,435
ENTER!
303
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,011
YOU SENT FOR ME?
304
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,212
YES.
305
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:10,547
YOU MAY GO.
306
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,123
YOU HAVE BEEN
AVOIDING ME LATELY.
307
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,558
I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING
YOUR ORDERS TO STAY CLOSE
308
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,360
TO LIEUTENANT GRUBER
AND THE COLONEL,
309
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,995
TO GATHER INFORMATION
310
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,363
REGARDING THE PLOT
TO BLOW UP HITLER.
311
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,798
- WHAT HAVE YOU DISCOVERED?
- NOTHING.
312
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:33,470
HELGA, I HAVE PREPARED
A VERY HOT IRON.
313
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:35,539
I'VE JUST REMEMBERED--
314
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,274
THE GENERALS
ARE COMING FROM BERLIN
315
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,875
FOR A MEETING
AT THE CHATEAU.
316
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:39,943
GOOD.
317
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,112
WHILE YOU ARE
TELLING ME ABOUT IT...
318
00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:44,881
YOU MAY
IRON MY SHIRT.
319
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:47,984
WHAT A RELIEF.
320
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,956
PAY ATTENTION
TO THE TAIL.
321
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,658
I HATE
WRINKLY ONES.
322
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,528
YES.
323
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,129
DO YOU NOT HAVE
A SERVANT TO DO THIS?
324
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,798
I HAVE ADVERTISED
IN THE LOCAL PAPER--
325
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,334
"SINGLE GESTAPO
GENTLEMEN REQUIRES
326
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:08,838
WILLING AND OBEDIENT PEASANT
FOR MENIAL DOMESTIC TASKS."
327
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,240
HAVE YOU HAD
MANY REPLIES?
328
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,675
ONLY ONE.
329
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,311
IT CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW
ON A BRICK.
330
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,346
NEVER MIND,
HERR FLICK.
331
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,049
I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR
TO BE PRESSING THE SHIRT
332
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:22,686
THAT WILL SHORTLY CONTAIN
YOUR WIRY GESTAPO TORSO.
333
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,388
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
334
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,724
NOW WHAT IS
THE PURPOSE
335
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,359
OF THIS MEETING
OF THE GENERALS?
336
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,994
TO DISCUSS
THE INVASION.
337
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,796
POPPYCOCK.
338
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,065
IT IS MY OPINION
THEY ARE ASSEMBLING
339
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,033
TO PLAN THE BLOWING UP
OF HITLER.
340
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,802
FIND OUT THE DATE
341
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,471
AND I WILL INFILTRATE
THIS MEETING,
342
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,372
IF NECESSARY,
IN DISGUISE.
343
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,874
YOU TAKE SUCH RISKS,
HERR FLICK.
344
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,543
I FIND YOUR
WHOLE LIFESTYLE
345
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,779
EXCITING AND STIMULATING
TO THE NTH DEGREE.
346
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,948
YOU OBVIOUSLY WISH
TO KISS ME.
347
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,949
YOU MAY DO SO.
348
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,785
THANK YOU,
HERR FLICK.
349
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:04,628
MY TAIL
IS BURNING.
350
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,468
SO IS MINE.
351
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,604
I AM TALKING
ABOUT MY SHIRT.
352
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,075
QUICK, IN HERE.
353
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,778
I HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN--
I AM VERY BUSY.
354
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,481
RENE, IF I AM
TO BE ASSASSINATED,
355
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,417
LET ME REMEMBER
BEING HELD IN YOUR ARMS.
356
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,353
OH, VERY WELL.
357
00:16:33,057 --> 00:16:36,126
MIMI, YOUR BOSOMS
ARE LIKE LITTLE ROCKS.
358
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:39,296
I HAVE HAND GRENADES
IN MY POCKETS.
359
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,934
IF THE COMMUNISTS ARE
TO CAPTURE US,
360
00:16:44,936 --> 00:16:46,870
- WE WILL ALL GO TOGETHER.
- PSST!
361
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,406
OH MY GOD, QUICK.
362
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,707
WHAT IS IT NOW?
363
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,443
THE R.A.F. HAVE DELIVERED
THE BIRD THAT WILL CARRY
364
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,912
THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE PLANS
BACK TO ENGLAND.
365
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,247
IT WILL BE DELIVERED TODAY.
366
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,449
WELL, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
LABEL IT.
367
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,118
MY WIFE COOKED
THE LAST PIGEON FOR LUNCH.
368
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,054
IT IS NOT A PIGEON.
369
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,589
THE GERMANS
ARE SHOOTING THEM DOWN.
370
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,890
THEN WHAT IS IT?
371
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,025
IT IS A LONG DISTANCE DUCK.
372
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,398
NOW I HAVE
HEARD EVERYTHING.
373
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,033
IS THIS DUCK SUPPOSED
TO FLY ALL THE WAY
TO ENGLAND?
374
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,635
SHOULD IT
BECOME EXHAUSTED,
375
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,470
IT WILL LAND
ON THE ENGLISH CHANNEL
376
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,038
AND HAVE A SLEEP.
377
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,407
FOR THIS REASON,
378
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,109
THE PHOTOGRAPHS WILL BE IN
WATERPROOF CONTAINERS.
379
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,714
RENE, THAT IDIOT OFFICER
380
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,716
WHO THINKS HE CAN
SPEAK FRENCH IS IN THE BAR.
381
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,883
I WILL TALK TO HIM.
382
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,919
IT WILL MAKE A NICE CHANGE
FROM THAT IDIOT
383
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,020
WHO DOES SPEAK FRENCH.
384
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,427
GOOD MOANING.
385
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:45,729
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
386
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,164
THE BRITISH EARMEN
ARE COMPLONING
387
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,000
THAT THERE IS TOO MUCH
GAELIC IN THEIR SOAP.
388
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,671
GARLIC IN
THEIR SOUP.
389
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,907
THEY WISH YOU TO SEND THEM
A FOOD PISSEL.
390
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,845
A WHAT?
391
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,480
A FOOD PARCEL.
392
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,949
OH MY GOD,
WHAT IS THIS?
393
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,185
DUCKS, DUCKS,
394
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,253
WHO WILL BUY MY DUCKS?
395
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,290
WHO WILL BUY A DUCK
FROM AN OLD DUCK SELLER?
396
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,960
COME OVER HERE
BY THE BAR,
397
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,697
OLD, BADLY DISGUISED
DUCK SELLER.
398
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,031
DUCKS, DUCKS.
399
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,366
WHO WILL BUY
MY DUCKS?
400
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,534
SHUT UP.
401
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,505
SHH! IT IS I,
LECLERC.
402
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,940
HEY! WHAT IS YOUR GAME?
403
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,442
IT IS I, LECLERC.
404
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,078
I HAVE FOR YOU
A SPECIAL DELIVERY.
405
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:39,049
THIS IS TO DELIVER
THE PHOTOGRAPHS.
406
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:41,652
( duck quacks loudly )
407
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,853
SHH!
408
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:44,889
SHH!
409
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,690
I HAVE SEEN
ONE OF THESE BEFORE.
410
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,192
IT IS
A LONG DISTANCE DIKK.
411
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,900
LOOK OUT--
HERE COMES THE COLONEL!
412
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,334
QUICK, TAKE THIS
AND PUT IT
413
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,569
IN THE HENHOUSE, NOW.
414
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,505
AH, COLONEL, WELCOME.
415
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,408
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER,
WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE CAFE.
416
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,442
COME AND SIT DOWN, RENE.
417
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,944
ALWAYS A PLEASURE, COLONEL.
418
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,813
YVETTE, WINE FOR THE COLONEL
AND THE LIEUTENANT, AND HELGA.
419
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,116
WHAT CAN I
DO FOR YOU, COLONEL?
420
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,852
NOW,
421
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,320
GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN
IS BLOWING HIS TOP
422
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,656
ABOUT THE MISSING PAINTINGS.
423
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,524
WE WILL HAVE TO GIVE HIM
SOME FORGERIES.
424
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,660
WHICH WE WILL TELL HIM
ARE THE REAL PAINTINGS.
425
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,528
WHICH HE WILL ASK GRUBER
TO VOUCH FOR HIM.
426
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,263
WHICH I WILL DO.
427
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,765
WHICH HE WILL ASK
GRUBER TO COPY.
428
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,832
WHICH I WILL COPY.
429
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,935
WHICH GIVES US TIME
TO RECOVER THE ORIGINALS
430
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,403
FROM THE HEADQUARTERS
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.
431
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,040
THE WHEREABOUTS OF WHICH
ARE KNOWN TO YOU.
432
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,076
UNFORTUNATELY, COLONEL,
THIS IS NOT TRUE.
433
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,912
I WAS BLINDFOLDED
AND IN A CLOSED TRUCK.
434
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,080
IN WHICH CASE,
435
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,414
WHEN THEY ARE RECOVERED,
436
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,050
YOU WILL NOT
GET YOUR SHARE.
437
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,785
YOU WILL BE CUT
OUT OF THE DEAL.
438
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,220
YOU WILL HAVE,
AFTER THE WAR, NOTHING.
439
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,755
AH, WELL,
440
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,059
FORTUNATELY, I WAS CAPTURED
ALONG WITH MONSIEUR LECLERC,
441
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,527
THE PIANIST WHO WOULD,
OF COURSE, KNOW THE WAY.
442
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,064
THE COLONEL INTENDS
TO MOUNT A SMALL,
443
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,066
BUT CAREFULLY PLANNED,
OPERATION.
444
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,868
HE WILL USE ONLY A HANDFUL
OF CAREFULLY SELECTED,
445
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,970
RUTHLESS MEN.
446
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,239
THIS IS PROVIDING
WE CAN FIND THEM.
447
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,642
COLONEL,
448
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,745
YOUR OLD BUDDY
ALBERTO BERTORELLI
449
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,614
IS RETURNED FROM ROME.
450
00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:20,618
SEE HERE, MUSSOLINI,
451
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,154
HE GIVE ME
A BEAUTIFUL MEDAL.
452
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,590
WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE THE AIR RAID.
453
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,892
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONE FOR GOOD.
454
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,261
IN ROME, THEY GIVE ME
455
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,463
THE FINEST CRACK TROOPS
IN ALL ITALY.
456
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:36,433
TOGETHER, WE TAKE THE BOATS
AND WE INVADE THE BRITISH.
457
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,635
I PICK MY MEN,
458
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,670
EACH ONE
WITH MY OWN HAND.
459
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,972
THEY ARE
THE RUTHLESS MEN.
460
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,975
GRUBER, HE HAS RUTHLESS MEN.
461
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,447
WHEN CAN WE MEET THEM?
462
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,050
THEY WAIT FOR YOU
TO MAKE THE INSPECTION.
463
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,952
COME OUTSIDE
AND SAY HELLO.
464
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,020
WITH PLEASURE.
465
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,122
I MAY HAVE
A JOB FOR THEM.
466
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,890
THEY WILL BE
COCK-A-DA-HOOP.
467
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:04,494
( various chatter )
468
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,232
SQUAD, MAKE THE ATTENTION!
469
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,334
COME ON, COME ON,
MOVE, PLEASE.
470
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:16,640
NO SMOKE THE FAG WHEN YOU
MAKE THE ATTENTION.
471
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,578
KEEP THE MOUTH QUIET.
STAND UP.
472
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,580
COLONEL, COME OVER HERE.
473
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,448
MEET MY BOYS.
474
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,152
BOYS, THIS IS
COLONEL VON STROHM.
475
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HE IS
THE BIG NOISE.
476
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HI, COLONEL!
HOW'S IT GETTING ON?
477
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,392
Soldier:
GERMAN ARMY,
FINE OUTFIT.
478
00:21:38,362 --> 00:21:40,564
'ALLO BABY,
479
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,700
GREAT LEGS!
480
00:21:45,469 --> 00:21:47,971
WHAT YOU THINK, COLONEL?
THEY GREAT GUYS, NO?
481
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,474
THEY ARE
AN ABSOLUTE SHOWER.
482
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,011
SHAMBLES!
483
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,013
HEY, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, SHAMBLES?
484
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,449
THEY CONVICTS FROM
THE BEST PRISONS IN ALL ITALY.
485
00:22:00,451 --> 00:22:02,552
THEY ARE MEAN,
THEY ARE TOUGH.
486
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:06,790
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WE ARE MEAN, WE ARE TOUGH.
WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH.
487
00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:10,560
THEN I HAVE A JOB
FOR THESE MEN.
488
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,729
TELL THEM, GRUBER.
489
00:22:13,264 --> 00:22:15,398
MEN, PAY ATTENTION.
490
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,239
I AM LIEUTENANT GRUBER,
491
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,774
THAT IS MY LITTLE TANK.
492
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,477
- NICE.
- NICE TANK.
493
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,312
PRETTY!
494
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,315
THANK YOU,
SETTLE DOWN.
495
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,252
WE HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT
FOR YOU.
496
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,320
NORTHEAST OF THIS TOWN,
497
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:41,191
IS THE HEADQUARTERS
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.
498
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,560
WE HAVE CERTAIN DOCUMENTS
499
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,295
TO RECOVER FROM THEM.
500
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,965
THEY ARE ARMED TO THE TEETH,
501
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,299
AND LIKE YOU,
502
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,235
THEY ARE RUTHLESS FIGHTERS.
503
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,137
( muttering )
504
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,672
TO YOU WILL GO THE HONOR
505
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:58,108
OF ATTACKING
AND DEFEATING THEM.
506
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,010
THIS A GREAT HONOR.
507
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,711
WHAT YOU THINK, BOYS?
508
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,147
CAN WE DO IT?
509
00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:05,548
NO!
510
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I TALK THEM ROUND.
511
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HEY!
512
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MEN AFTER MY OWN HEART.
513
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