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SOME OF YOU MAY BE
WONDERING WHAT I AM DOING
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IN THE CELLAR OF MY CAFE,
BRICKING MYSELF UP.
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I WILL TELL YOU.
LAST NIGHT,
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A GROUP OF GERMAN GENERALS
WERE IN MY CAFE,
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PLANNING THE INVASION
OF ENGLAND.
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IN ORDER NOT TO BE BLOWN UP
BY THE RESISTANCE,
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THEY HAD DISGUISED THEMSELVES
AS FRENCH ONION SELLERS.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY BECAME MIXED UP
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WITH A GROUP
OF BRITISH AIRMEN,
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ALSO DISGUISED
AS FRENCH ONION SELLERS.
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THANKS TO THE RESISTANCE,
ALL THESE ONION SELLERS
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ARE NOW ON THEIR WAY
TO THE COAST
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TO BE SHIPPED TO ENGLAND
BY SUBMARINE.
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NATURALLY, I WILL BE BLAMED
FOR THIS FIASCO,
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SO I AM GOING TO REMAIN
DOWN HERE,
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BEHIND THIS WALL,
UNTIL THE WAR IS OVER.
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RENE! RENE,
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I HAVE BROUGHT FOR YOU
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TWO BOTTLES OF
YOUR FAVORITE COGNAC...
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SOME BAKED BEANS.
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OH, EDITH--
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I ALREADY HAVE EIGHT CASES
OF BAKED BEANS.
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HAVE YOU NOTHING ELSE?
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HERE IS A GORGONZOLA
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AND SOME CANDLES.
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AH, WELL,
IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
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I THINK LIGHTING THESE
MIGHT BE TOO RISKY.
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I WILL STICK TO MY TORCH.
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I HAVE BEEN THINKING--
WHAT IF THEY BLAME ME?
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MAYBE I WOULD BE SAFER
IF I BRICKED MYSELF UP
WITH YOU.
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OH, NO, NO, EDITH, NO.
I AM SURE YOU CAN TALK
YOUR WAY OUT OF IT.
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NOT ONLY THAT,
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WHO WOULD UNBRICK ME
ONCE THE CEMENT BECOMES SET?
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NO, YOU STAY OUT THERE.
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BUT I HAVE
A LITTLE HAMMER.
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WE COULD BOTH BANG AWAY
UNTIL SOMEONE HEARD US.
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HELP ME THROUGH.
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RENE!
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RENE, THERE ARE
GERMANS EVERYWHERE.
NOWHERE IS SAFE.
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THAT IS WHY I AM BRICKING
MYSELF UP WITH MY HUSBAND.
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BUT IF THEY CANNOT FIND YOU,
THEY WILL PUT THE BLAME ON ME!
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I, TOO, WILL BRICK
MYSELF UP WITH YOU.
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NO, THERE IS NOT
ENOUGH ROOM.
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WE WOULD HAVE TO SLEEP
ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.
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WE MUST NOT BE
SELFISH, EDITH.
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EDITH! OH, EDITH,
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THERE ARE GERMANS EVERYWHERE.
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WHAT IF THEY SHOULD
TORTURE ME
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TO FIND OUT
WHERE YOU ARE HIDING?
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IF YOU HAD NOT COME DOWN HERE,
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW
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WHERE WE ARE HIDING,
YOU INQUISITIVE OLD BAT!
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I WISH ALSO
TO BE BRICKED UP.
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OH, HECK!
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COULD WE NOT
BRICK HER UP
SEPARATELY?
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RENE, DO NOT BE SO SELFISH.
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COME, CLIMB IN, MAMMA,
WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME.
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RENE, RENE!
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LOOK, IF YOU THINK
YOU ARE COMING IN HERE,
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YOU CAN THINK AGAIN.
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MICHELLE INSISTS
ON SEEING YOU IN
THE BACK ROOM.
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WELL, I DO NOT WISH
TO SEE HER.
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- SHALL I BRING HER DOWN?
- NO, IF YOU DO THAT,
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SHE WILL KNOW
WHERE WE ARE HIDING.
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COME.
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OH.
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I HOPE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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WELL?
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LISTEN
VERY CAREFULLY,
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I SHALL SAY THIS
ONLY ONCE,
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AND FOR
THE LAST TIME.
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WHY? ARE YOU LEAVING?
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- NO, YOU ARE.
- HUH?
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TOMORROW THE CAPTURE
OF THE GERMAN GENERALS
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WILL BE HEADLINE NEWS
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
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YOU WILL BE THE HERO,
A SYMBOL OF FREEDOM,
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A BRIGHT FLAME
THAT WILL NEVER DIE!
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OH!
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HERE IS THE HIGHEST
REWARD FOR BRAVERY
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THE RESISTANCE
CAN BESTOW.
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MY BRAVE, IMMORTAL HUSBAND.
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WHAT AN HONOR.
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AND HERE IS
A SUICIDE PILL.
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A SUICIDE PILL?
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TAKE IT
WITHOUT DELAY.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BRIGHT
FLAME THAT WILL NEVER DIE?
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YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.
WHEN THEY ARREST YOU
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IN CONNECTION WITH
THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF THE GENERALS
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THEY WILL
TORTURE YOU--
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YOU MAY REVEAL
MY IDENTITY.
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WELL THEN, WHY DO YOU
NOT TAKE IT?
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AND THEN
IT WILL NOT MATTER.
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I AM FAR TOO VALUABLE.
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YOU MUST SACRIFICE
YOURSELF FOR FRANCE,
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KNOWING THAT
YOUR WORK IS DONE.
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OH, RENE, JUST THINK,
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I SHALL BE
THE BEAUTIFUL WIDOW
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OF A BRAVE HERO.
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I AM NOT TAKING THIS PILL!
EDITH, HELP ME!
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I WILL GET YOU
A GLASS OF WATER.
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MONSIEUR RENE--
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I, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
UNDERTAKER,
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HAVE COME TO PAY
MY LAST RESPECTS
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TO THE GREAT HERO
OF FRANCE.
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IT WILL BE MY PRIVILEGE
TO BURY YOU...
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WITH FULL MILITARY HONORS
IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN--
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AT COST,
PLUS 2 1/2%.
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HOW CAN I GET IT INTO
ALL YOUR THICK HEADS
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THAT I AM NOT TAKING
THIS PILL?
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- ( pounding )
- ( Rene gasps )
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MICHELLE,
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I AM THE BEARER
OF BAD TIDINGS.
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THE FISH LORRY
HAS HIT A BOMB CRATER.
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ALL THE GERMAN GENERALS
ARE NOW ON THEIR WAY
BACK TO BERLIN.
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YOU CALL THIS
BAD TIDINGS?
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AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED
THIS IS GOOD TIDINGS.
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NOW AT LEAST
THE GERMAN GENERALS
WILL NOT KNOW THAT
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THEY WERE BEING DRIVEN
TO THE COAST IN A FISH TRUCK
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TO BE SHIPPED OFF
TO ENGLAND!
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THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE
BEING DRIVEN AWAY
TO SAFETY,
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AWAY FROM THE AIR RAID.
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THANK HEAVENS,
I AM IN THE CLEAR.
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IN THAT CASE, WE WILL
HAVE BACK THE PILL--
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OH, YES.
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-- AND THE MEDAL.
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WOULD YOU
BELIEVE THAT, EDITH?
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YOU HAVE TO DIE THESE DAYS
TO BECOME A HERO.
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AS SOME SMALL
COMPENSATION,
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I WILL MAKE NO CHARGE
FOR THE COFFIN
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I HAVE PREPARED.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
I AM SURE.
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I WILL KEEP IT
IN MY STORE.
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WITH THE SORT OF LIFE
YOU ARE LEADING,
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I THINK YOU ARE
GOING TO NEED IT
QUITE SOON.
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( sobbing )
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OH, POOR EDITH.
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OH, I AM SORRY, RENE.
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DO NOT CRY, MY SWEET.
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THEY HAVE TAKEN AWAY
YOUR MEDAL.
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OH, I DO NOT MIND ABOUT
A SILLY OLD MEDAL.
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AND I AM NOT TO BE
THE WIDOW OF A GREAT HERO.
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HELGA, I MUST AT ONCE
SEE THE COLONEL.
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- I WILL ANNOUNCE YOU.
- THERE'S NO TIME.
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COLONEL, I HAVE JUST
LEFT THE GENERAL.
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HE IS IN A MOST AWFUL
STATE OF AGITATION.
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BERLIN IS BLAMING HIM
FOR THE FIASCO WITH
THE GENERALS--
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HE IS LOOKING
FOR A SCAPEGOAT.
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AND WHO IS THIS TO BE?
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AS HIS CONFIDENTIAL AIDE,
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I AM NOT PERMITTED
TO DIVULGE THE NAME.
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OF COURSE. I UNDERSTAND.
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BUT I CAN POINT.
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OH MY GOD,
THIS IS A DISASTER!
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I'M NOT TO BLAME.
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- OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT.
- YOU WILL BACK ME UP, GRUBER.
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I WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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Soldier:
GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!
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TELL HIM I'M OUT.
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( shouting )
GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!
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( meekly )
HEIL HITLER.
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I WILL SEE
THE COLONEL AT ONCE.
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♪ EVERY LITTLE BREEZE ♪
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♪ SEEMS TO WHISPER LOUISE. ♪
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I'M JUST PRACTICING
A LITTLE TURN
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FOR A CHARITY CONCERT
THAT I INTEND TO GIVE.
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KEEP PRACTICING--
YOU WILL BE GIVING IT
AT THE RUSSIAN FRONT.
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I HAVE BEEN CALLED TO BERLIN
TO ACCOUNT FOR
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THE UNFORGIVABLE INCIDENT
WITH MY GENERALS
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AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT
YOU ARE ENTIRELY TO BLAME.
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BUT IT WAS ALL
YOUR IDEA, GENERAL!
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WHAT WAS MY IDEA?
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TO DRESS THE GENERALS
AS PEASANTS
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AND THE PEASANTS
AS GENERALS
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SO THAT THE RESISTANCE
WOULDN'T KNOW WHO TO BLOW UP.
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GRUBER,
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HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD ME EXPOUND
SUCH A LUDICROUS PLAN?
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THINK CAREFULLY
BEFORE YOU REPLY,
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AND CONSIDER HOW MANY PAIRS
OF LONG, WOOLLY UNDERWEAR
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YOU WILL REQUIRE
IF YOU GIVE THE WRONG ANSWER.
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GENERAL,
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WHEN I WAS
A VERY SMALL BOY,
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MY MOTHER MADE ME PROMISE
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THAT I WOULD NEVER LET
A FALSEHOOD PASS MY LIPS.
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I ADMIRE YOU
FOR THIS ATTITUDE, GRUBER.
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YOU WILL GO
AND HELP THE COLONEL
PACK FOR THE RUSSIAN FRONT.
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YES, GENERAL.
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THEN YOU WILL ALSO
PACK YOURSELF.
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AND YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR BORING MOTHER WITH YOU!
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ON MY GOD!
I'M ALL A-SHIVER.
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LOOK AT ME--
I'M LIKE A JELLY.
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- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.
- HERE--
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( clinking )
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DRINK THIS.
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AT A TIME
LIKE THIS, GRUBER,
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I AM AS COOL
AS A CUCUMBER.
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I CAN SEE OUR COURSE
OF ACTION VERY CLEARLY.
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CAPTAIN BERTORELLI
MUST HELP US.
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WITH HIS CONNECTIONS
IN ROME,
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WE COULD ARRANGE TO HIDE OUT
IN THE VATICAN.
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THEY WOULD NOT HIDE US,
WOULD THEY?
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THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WILL DO
ANYTHING FOR MONEY.
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BUT WE DO NOT
HAVE ANY MONEY.
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WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF MONEY
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WHEN WE SELL THE PAINTINGS
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA
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WITH THE BIG BOOBIES,
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AND THE CRACKED VASE
WITH THE BIG DAISIES.
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THEY ARE IN THE HANDS OF
THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.
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BUT RENE KNOWS
WHERE TO FIND THEM--
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AND WE KNOW
WHERE TO FIND RENE.
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UM...
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WHAT ABOUT HELGA?
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WE PROMISED TO CUT HER IN.
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WE WILL CUT HER OUT.
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THEY DON'T LIKE WOMEN
IN THE VATICAN.
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SOUNDS QUITE
AN AMUSING PLACE.
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ON THE OTHER HAND,
WE DID MAKE A PROMISE.
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WE ARE NOT COMING UP AGAINST
YOUR BORING MOTHER AGAIN?
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ON THIS OCCASION,
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I AM SURE
SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
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NEVER AGAIN WILL I TRUST
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A NAZI POOFTER!
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EVEN IN THE GESTAPO
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I HAVE NEVER PREVIOUSLY HEARD
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A TALE OF SUCH
DEVIOUS DOUBLE-DEALING.
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IF WE DON'T TAKE ACTION,
HERR FLICK,
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WE WILL HAVE NO PAINTING
TO SELL AFTER THE WAR.
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YOU MUST DISCOVER
THEIR PLAN.
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FIND OUT WHERE
THE PAINTING IS HIDDEN
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AND WE WILL NAB IT FROM UNDER
THEIR SCHEMING NOSES.
230
00:10:24,571 --> 00:10:26,404
BUT, HERR FLICK,
IN YOUR CONDITION
231
00:10:26,406 --> 00:10:29,074
YOU ARE IN NO STATE
TO UNDERTAKE SUCH AN OPERATION.
232
00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:32,310
THE GESTAPO
WILL FIND A WAY.
233
00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:35,813
MEANWHILE, YOU WILL ASSIST
WITH MY REMEDIAL TREATMENT.
234
00:10:35,815 --> 00:10:37,315
START THE MUSIC.
235
00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,491
CAN I HELP
IN ANY OTHER WAY?
236
00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:49,660
YES-- PULL IT
IN TIME TO THE MUSIC.
237
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,864
( music begins playing )
238
00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:08,313
- ( Rene humming )
- MY HUSBAND--
239
00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:11,816
I HAVE NOT HEARD YOU
SINGING SINCE 1938!
240
00:11:11,818 --> 00:11:14,752
OH, I AM HAPPY, EDITH,
WE ARE OFF THE HOOK.
241
00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:17,255
ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW
IS TO RUN OUR LITTLE CAFE,
242
00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:18,623
KEEP FRIENDLY
WITH THE GERMANS,
243
00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,125
KEEP ON THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THE RESISTANCE
244
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,194
AND WAIT UNTIL
THE WAR IS OVER.
245
00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:25,497
WE HAVE PUT MADAME FANNY
BACK IN HER BED.
246
00:11:25,499 --> 00:11:27,232
WE HAVE GIVEN HER
A LARGE GIN.
247
00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:28,666
OH GOOD.
HERE,
248
00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:30,235
HELP WITH
THE CUSTOMERS.
249
00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,471
OH, LOOK--
250
00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:36,674
HERE COMES THE ITAI CAPTAIN
WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR ME.
251
00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:39,577
AH, THE BEAUTIFUL SIGNORINA,
252
00:11:39,579 --> 00:11:41,746
I KISS YOUR HAND.
253
00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:44,649
MMM, EACH TIME
I LOOK IN YOUR EYES
254
00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:48,520
MY HEART GO,
BOOM-TIDDY-BOOM,
TIDDY-BOOM!
255
00:11:48,522 --> 00:11:50,388
OH, CAPTAIN ALBERTO,
256
00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:53,358
YOU ITAIS KNOW HOW
TO TURN A GIRL'S HEAD.
257
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,993
AND A MAN'S STOMACH.
258
00:11:57,496 --> 00:11:59,297
MAYBE AFTER THE WAR,
259
00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:01,899
YOU AND ME WE RUN
THIS PLACE TOGETHER,
260
00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:04,669
AND WE MAKE MANY
LITTLE ALBERTO'S, HUH?
261
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:06,771
OH, CAPTAIN!
262
00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:09,174
IF SHE CAN REMEMBER
THE RECIPE.
263
00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:13,578
THIS CAFE HAS BEEN
REQUISITIONED BY
THE GERMAN ARMY.
264
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,013
- EVERYBODY OUT!
- SHOO, SHOO.
265
00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,583
EVERYBODY OUT!
EVERYBODY OUT!
266
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:20,385
COLONEL,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU ARE RUINING ME--
267
00:12:20,387 --> 00:12:22,253
THEY HAVE NOT
PAID THEIR BILLS!
268
00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:25,056
THE COLONEL HAS CALLED
AN EMERGENCY MEETING.
269
00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:26,724
SIT DOWN, RENE.
270
00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,426
YOU TOO, CAPTAIN.
271
00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,396
NOW--
272
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:33,798
WE HAVE TO TAKE SWIFT
AND DECISIVE ACTION.
273
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,100
GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN
IS ABOUT TO SEND THE COLONEL
274
00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:38,503
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
TO THE RUSSIAN FRONT.
275
00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:40,405
Rene:
OH NO, COLONEL!
276
00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:43,441
THIS A TERRIBLE NEWS.
YOU TELL THAT GENERAL
KLINKERHOFFEN FROM ME
277
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,942
IF HE DO THIS
TO MY FRIENDS,
278
00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:47,712
WE, THE ITALIAN ARMY,
WE NOT INVADE ENGLAND.
279
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:49,514
I AM NOT SURE
THIS WOULD
280
00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:52,083
WORRY THE GENERAL
TOO DRASTICALLY.
281
00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:55,420
WE NEED RENE
TO HELP US GET OUT
OF FRANCE INTO ITALY.
282
00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:59,224
AND WE NEED YOU, CAPTAIN,
TO HELP US TO GET
TO THE VATICAN,
283
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,693
WHERE WE CAN BUY PASSPORTS
FOR SOUTH AMERICA.
284
00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:05,230
DEAR COLONEL,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
GET YOU OUT OF FRANCE?
285
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,198
STOP PRETENDING, RENE.
286
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,367
YOU HAVE BEEN BUSY ENOUGH
GETTING THE BRITISH AIRMEN OUT.
287
00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:12,403
YES, BUT THEY GO
THE OTHER WAY.
288
00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:16,073
I WILL HELP YOU.
289
00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,942
YOU STAY WITH
MY UNCLE ENRICO--
290
00:13:17,944 --> 00:13:19,944
HE PASS YOU ON
TO MY COUSIN GIUSEPPE--
291
00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,079
FROM THERE YOU HIDE IN
THE MARGARINE FACTORY,
292
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:24,181
WHICH BELONG
TO MY AUNTY FLORA.
293
00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:29,887
WHAT ABOUT THE VATICAN?
294
00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:33,090
THIS IS THE PROBLEM,
THE VATICAN COST
A LOT OF MONEY.
295
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:36,093
THE POPE, HE DON'T
DO NOTHING FOR NOTHING.
296
00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:39,297
FOR THIS REASON,
WE MUST RECOVER, AT ONCE,
297
00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:41,899
THE PAINTINGS OF THE CRACKED
VASE WITH THE BIG DAISIES
298
00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:44,502
AND THE FALLEN MADONNA
WITH THE BIG BOOBIES.
299
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,471
WITH THESE WE WILL
PAY THE VATICAN.
300
00:13:46,473 --> 00:13:48,406
COLONEL,
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
301
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:51,809
THE BIG BOOBIES CUT
NO ICE WITH THE POPE.
302
00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:55,346
NO, WE WILL SELL IT
AND GIVE THE MONEY
TO THE POPE.
303
00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:57,415
COLONEL,
WHAT ABOUT MY SHARE?
304
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,116
WE WILL SEND IT
ON TO YOU.
305
00:13:59,118 --> 00:14:00,752
UH, YOU CAN
TRUST US, HELGA.
306
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,921
THE PAINTINGS ARE STILL
IN THE HEADQUARTERS
307
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,723
OF THE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE.
308
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,558
- AND WHO PUT THEM THERE?
- HE DID.
309
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,427
AND WHO KNOWS EXACTLY
WHERE THEY ARE?
310
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,528
HE DOES.
311
00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,029
AND WHO IS GOING TO
GET THEM FOR US?
312
00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,998
Everyone:
HE IS.
313
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,302
AND TO THINK THAT
ONLY A MOMENT AGO
314
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,837
I DID NOT HAVE
A CARE IN THE WORLD.
315
00:14:23,809 --> 00:14:26,244
MAKE THE ATTENTION!
316
00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:32,117
FANTASTICA!
PRESENT THE BAYONETS!
317
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,888
SCREW THE BAYONETS!
318
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:41,092
Soldiers:
YEAH, SCREW THE BAYONETS!
319
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:44,029
YOU, YOU STUPID GITS!
320
00:14:44,031 --> 00:14:45,497
YOU, THICK IN THE HEADS!
321
00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:49,000
I MEAN, SCREW THE BAYONETS
INTO THE RIFLE!
322
00:14:49,002 --> 00:14:51,036
NO SMOKE
THE FAG ON PARADE!
323
00:14:58,511 --> 00:15:01,379
IT IS TIME YOU HAD
A NEW CHAIR, MY LOVE.
324
00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:03,548
THIS ONE IS
OLD AND SQUEAKY.
325
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:07,519
EVERYTHING IS OLD
AND SQUEAKY.
326
00:15:09,788 --> 00:15:11,756
WHERE DO YOU YOU
WISH TO GO?
327
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:14,692
TO THE MUSEUM.
328
00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:18,363
AND DO NOT LEAVE ME THERE
LIKE YOU DID THE LAST TIME.
329
00:15:20,699 --> 00:15:22,800
YOU SEE THOSE SACKS?
330
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:25,770
THEY THE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE.
331
00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:29,240
I WANT THAT YOU GO
STICK IT THROUGH THEM.
332
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,778
NOW, LOOK THE FIERCE.
333
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:36,013
- SHOW THE TEETH.
- ( soldier snarls )
334
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,683
- MAKE THE GROWLING.
- GRRR!
335
00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:40,618
MAKE MY BLOOD RUN COLD.
336
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,554
CHARGE!
337
00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,056
( men growl )
338
00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:48,759
THAT'S GOOD. YOU HEROES!
WE WIN THE WAR!
339
00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:50,728
( cheering )
340
00:15:51,763 --> 00:15:54,232
NEXT CHARGE, GET THE READY.
341
00:15:54,234 --> 00:15:55,733
LOOK THE FIERCE,
342
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:58,169
SHOW THE TEETH,
MAKE THE GROWLING--
343
00:15:58,171 --> 00:16:00,138
- ( men growl )
- MAKE THE CHARGE!
344
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,772
HILT!
345
00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:04,942
WHAT FOR YOU STOP
THE CHARGE?
346
00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:07,845
OLD LADIES HAVE
RIGHT OF WOO.
347
00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:11,616
( chair squeaking )
348
00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:17,422
NOW YOU CAN CHARGE.
349
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:21,559
WHAT'S YOUR GAME, EH?
350
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,261
YOU NOT SAY WHEN
WE MAKE THE CHARGE.
351
00:16:23,263 --> 00:16:25,830
I SAY WHEN
WE MAKE THE CHARGE.
352
00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:26,931
MAKE THE CHARGE.
353
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,033
HELL.
354
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:41,279
PSST!
355
00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,647
MICHELLE?
356
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:44,782
- RENE--
- HMM?
357
00:16:44,784 --> 00:16:46,684
SINCE WE DECLARED
OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER,
358
00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:49,220
I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO SLEEP.
359
00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:51,656
LET ME CRUSH YOU
IN MY ARMS.
360
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:54,992
OH, VERY WELL,
IF YOU MUST.
361
00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:57,462
WHILE WE ARE DOING THIS,
LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,
362
00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,398
I SHALL SAY THIS
ONLY ONCE.
363
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,767
MIMI HAS TOLD ME
OF YOUR PLAN.
364
00:17:02,769 --> 00:17:06,070
THE RESISTANCE
NEED THE PAINTINGS
TO SELL FOR PARTY FUNDS.
365
00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:07,505
YOU WILL TAKE
THE FORGERIES,
366
00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:09,174
GO TO THE COMMUNIST
HEADQUARTERS
367
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:11,776
AND SUBSTITUTE THEM
SO THAT THE GERMANS THINK
368
00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:13,844
THEY HAVE RECOVERED
THE ORIGINALS.
369
00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:15,413
MICHELLE,
370
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:18,316
MUCH AS I LOVE YOU,
HOW CAN I DO THIS?
371
00:17:18,318 --> 00:17:21,586
THEY HAVE LOOKOUTS.
EVERYONE WHO APPROACHES
WILL BE SHOT.
372
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:25,190
THEY WILL NOT SHOOT
A FRANCISCAN VICAR
WHEELING A PRAM.
373
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:31,596
WELL, THAT WOULD BE
AN UNUSUAL SIGHT,
I MUST ADMIT.
374
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:34,131
- BUT HOW DOES THAT CONCERN--
- ASK NO MORE QUESTIONS,
375
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:37,001
- JUST CRUSH ME TO YOU.
- OH, MICHELLE!
376
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,209
I'M VERY SORRY, COLONEL,
377
00:17:44,211 --> 00:17:46,944
I HAVE SEARCHED THE CAFE
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM,
378
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:48,479
THERE IS NO SIGN OF RENE.
379
00:17:48,481 --> 00:17:51,148
TRULY, COLONEL,
HE DISAPPEARED
AN HOUR AGO,
380
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,884
- I KNOW NOT WHERE.
- NEVER MIND.
381
00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:55,553
THE OLD PIANO PLAYER
CAN DIRECT US.
382
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,855
I WILL NOT DO IT.
383
00:17:57,857 --> 00:18:00,958
GET BACK INSIDE
THAT TANK!
384
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,260
( gun fires )
385
00:18:02,262 --> 00:18:03,894
HEIL HITLER!
386
00:18:05,097 --> 00:18:07,432
COLONEL!
387
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,300
MY PAINTWORK.
388
00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:11,603
DON'T BE A SISSY!
389
00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:13,804
ALBERTO,
ARE YOU READY?
390
00:18:13,806 --> 00:18:16,674
- ARE WE READY?
- YEAH!
391
00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,576
YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY.
392
00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,911
WE GO. IN THE TANK.
393
00:18:22,615 --> 00:18:24,382
AFTER YOU, COLONEL.
394
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:29,019
( all grunt )
395
00:18:33,358 --> 00:18:36,260
OF ALL THE HAREBRAINED SCHEMES
MICHELLE HAS DEVISED,
396
00:18:36,262 --> 00:18:38,061
THIS MUST BE THE MADDEST.
397
00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,666
STOP WHINGING
AND HAND ME MY BOTTLE.
398
00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:46,437
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE
COMMUNISTS ARE LIKE.
399
00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,773
THAT LAROQUE WOMAN,
THEIR LEADER, SHE IS A MANIAC.
400
00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:52,209
SHE IS IN LYONS AT THE SECRET
COMMUNIST PARTY CONFERENCE.
401
00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:55,279
( belches )
402
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:57,815
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN
ALL OF THOSE RUSKS.
403
00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:00,884
HALT!
404
00:19:00,886 --> 00:19:03,354
THIS IS A PROHIBITED AREA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
405
00:19:03,356 --> 00:19:06,590
I AM A FRANCISCAN VICAR.
406
00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:09,159
I AM TAKING THIS CHILD
TO THE ORPHANAGE.
407
00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:10,894
IT WAS LEFT ON OUR DOORSTEP.
408
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:13,997
I THINK IT MUST HAVE
BEEN THERE A LONG TIME.
409
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,801
PASS.
410
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:32,483
PLEASE AVOID THE BUMPS.
411
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:34,151
I AM GETTING PRAMSICK.
412
00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:39,223
I STILL HAVE RENE
IN SIGHT.
413
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:44,729
HALT!
414
00:19:44,731 --> 00:19:46,930
THIS IS A PROHIBITED AREA.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
415
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:50,434
I AM TAKING MY LITTLE BABY,
DIDDUMS, FOR A STROLL.
416
00:19:50,436 --> 00:19:54,405
DO NOT TELL ME
YOU FOUND THAT
ON A DOORSTEP!
417
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,609
MY NAME IS HERR OTTO FLICK
OF THE GESTAPO.
418
00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,910
ONE MORE CRACK LIKE THAT
419
00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:01,612
AND YOU WILL BE SHOT
WITH A PISTOL
420
00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,881
CONCEALED IN MY DOLLY.
421
00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:15,359
I CANNOT SEE
ANYBODY ABOUT.
422
00:20:18,329 --> 00:20:21,832
I TOLD YOU,
THEY ARE IN LYONS.
GET THE PAINTINGS.
423
00:20:23,802 --> 00:20:26,103
THEY ARE STILL HERE.
424
00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:28,906
- HERE ARE THE FORGERIES.
- ALL RIGHT. HIDE THOSE.
425
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:34,311
- STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
- ( Rene screams )
426
00:20:34,313 --> 00:20:37,314
RENE ARTOIS, MY LOVER,
427
00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:39,817
MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART!
428
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:43,153
YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME
AS I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD.
429
00:20:44,523 --> 00:20:46,957
HELLO.
430
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,795
CREEP ALONG THE HEDGE.
431
00:20:50,797 --> 00:20:52,329
YOU KEEP DOWN YOUR HEADS.
432
00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:54,765
YOU DON'T MOVE
UNTIL I TELL YOU.
UNDERSTOOD?
433
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,834
- OKEY-DOKEY, KIDDO.
- HEY, HEY!
434
00:20:58,303 --> 00:21:00,037
WHAT YOU MEAN,
"OKEY-DOKEY"?
435
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:02,406
I'M YOUR OFFICER.
YOU HAVE SOME RESPECT.
436
00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:04,107
OKEY-DOKEY, SIR.
437
00:21:07,879 --> 00:21:09,847
STAND BY TO FIRE!
438
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,384
WELL, UH--
439
00:21:14,386 --> 00:21:17,020
IT HAS BEEN NICE TALKING
TO YOU AGAIN, DENISE.
440
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:18,722
GOOD LUCK WITH THE WAR.
441
00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,859
I WILL JUST GO
AND GET THIS BABY
BACK TO ITS MUMMY.
442
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,794
( belches )
443
00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:26,163
EXCUSE ME.
444
00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:27,965
ONE OF MY GIRLS
WILL TAKE IT.
445
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,568
- WHAT?
- YOU WILL NEVER
LEAVE ME AGAIN.
446
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,203
AH, WELL, I-- I--
447
00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:35,272
I WILL JUST GO
AND EXPLAIN TO HER.
448
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:39,109
COOCHIE, COOCHIE.
449
00:21:39,111 --> 00:21:40,878
YOU HEARD HER.
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
450
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,348
DO NOT WORRY.
THE COLONEL WILL BE
ATTACKING AT ANY MOMENT.
451
00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:45,415
( cannon fires )
452
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,118
WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!
TO YOUR POSTS!
453
00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:51,722
( machine guns firing )
454
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:56,827
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
455
00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:58,629
THEY ARE SURRENDERING.
456
00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:01,198
SURRENDERING? ALREADY?
457
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,701
THEY HAVE FALLEN INTO
OUR TRAP.
458
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,136
OUR GIRLS HAVE THEM
COVERED FROM BEHIND.
459
00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:08,205
OH.
460
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:13,410
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
461
00:22:24,422 --> 00:22:27,357
SO, THE GREAT
ITALIAN ARMY!
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WE HAVE HAD YOU
UNDER OBSERVATION
FOR THE LAST TWO MILES
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AND YOU WALKED
STRAIGHT INTO OUR TRAP.
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WHAT A MISTAKE TO MAKE!
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