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( theme music playing )
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THE SUN IS SHINING,
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THE SCENT OF FRANCE
IS IN THE AIR,
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YOU WOULD NOT THINK
I HAD A CARE IN THE WORLD.
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IF I WERE NOT HIDING
TWO BRITISH AIRMEN
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AND TWO GIRLS
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE,
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AND IF I HAD NOT
JUST ROBBED A BANK
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AND STOLEN 1,000,000 FRANCS
OF GESTAPO MONEY
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YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.
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I AM NOW ABOUT TO FEED
THE CARRIER BIRD
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THAT WILL TAKE
THE MICROFILM
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OF THE GERMAN PLAN
FOR THE INVASION OF ENGLAND
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DIRECT TO LONDON.
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NOW YOU MAY THINK THE BIRD
I AM REFERRING TO
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IS A CARRIER PIGEON.
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YOU WOULD BE WRONG.
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THE R.A.F. HAVE PROVIDED US
WITH A LONG DISTANCE DUCK.
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YOU HAVE BEEN VERY QUIET
IN THERE.
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COME ON,
IT IS BREAKFAST TIME.
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COME ON.
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( quacking )
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( ducklings peeping )
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MY GOD, SHE HAS GIVEN BIRTH
TO A WHOLE SQUADRON.
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OH, LOOK AT THOSE
LITTLE BABIES.
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OH, WHAT DOES THAT
MAKE YOU THINK OF?
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GREEN PEAS AND STUFFING.
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OH, RENE. WHY DO WE NOT
RUN AWAY TO PARIS NOW?
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WE HAVE THE MONEY FROM
THE BANK THAT WE ROBBED.
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NO, NO, YVETTE.
THAT MONEY WAS TOO HOT.
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WE DO NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE.
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WHERE IS IT?
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I HELPED LIEUTENANT GRUBER
TO STUFF IT DOWN HIS TROUSERS.
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1,000,000 FRANCS?
ARE YOU MAD?
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WE COULD HAVE
LIVED ON THAT FOREVER.
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I DO NOT THINK YOU WANT
TO MARRY ME AT ALL!
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SHUSH!
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
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I AM NEVER GOING
TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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RENE!
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH
YOUR ARMS AROUND THAT GIRL?
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YOU STUPID WOMAN.
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SHE WAS FAINT FROM HUNGER.
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SHE CRIES TO SEE THE FOOD
BEING GIVEN TO THE DUCKS.
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OH, YOU POOR CHILD.
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YOU MUST BUILD UP
YOUR STRENGTH.
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HERE, HAVE SOME
POTATO PEELINGS.
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THANK YOU.
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DO NOT BE UNGRATEFUL,
EAT THEM UP.
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YES, UNCLE HEINRICH.
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OF COURSE,
UNCLE HEINRICH.
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I AM TALKING TO HIMMLER.
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HIMMLER?
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AAGH!
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SHUSH!
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DO NOT LISTEN.
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YES, UNCLE HEINRICH,
BUT WITH RESPECT,
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THE GESTAPO MONEY THAT WAS
STOLEN FROM THE BANK
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WAS NOT GENUINE FRANCS.
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THEY WERE FORGED FRANCS.
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YES, OF COURSE,
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IT IS THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE THING.
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DO NOT WORRY, UNCLE,
I WILL DETECT THE MISCREANTS
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AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE.
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BUT UNCLE,
YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME
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TO SHOOT EVERYONE
IN THE TOWN.
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I AM UNPOPULAR ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
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YES, UNCLE.
BY THE WAY,
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IS THERE ANY CHANCE
OF A POSTAL ORDER
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TO TIDE ME OVER?
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HE HUNG UP?
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VON SMALLHAUSEN?
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VON SMALLHAUSEN!
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PAY ATTENTION.
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WE MUST TRACE THE WHEREABOUTS
OF THE STOLEN MONEY.
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BUT HOW, HERR FLICK?
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WHAT IS THE FIRST THING
PEOPLE DO WITH STOLEN MONEY?
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THEY HIDE IT
IN THE MATTRESS.
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NO, THEY DO NOT.
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THEY DIVIDE IT UP
AMONGST THEMSELVES.
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WHAT DO THEY DO THEN?
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THEY SPEND IT.
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NO, THEY DO NOT.
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THEY HIDE IT
IN A MATTRESS.
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WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
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I DO NOT LIKE TO SAY,
HERR FLICK.
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ALWAYS SOMEBODY
MAKES A MISTAKE.
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WHAT IS THIS MISTAKE?
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THEY SEND THE MATTRESS
TO THE CLEANERS.
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NO, THEY DO NOT.
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THEY SPEND SOME OF IT.
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AND WHAT
DO THEY SPEND IT ON?
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EXCUSE ME...
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LUXURY GOODS?
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POSSIBLY.
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BUT POSSIBLY NOT.
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MORE LIKELY FOOD.
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WE WILL DISGUISE OURSELVES
AS MARKET TRADERS.
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THE FIRST PERSON WHO SPENDS
ONE OF THE FORGED NOTES
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WILL BE ARRESTED
AND INTERROGATED
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UNTIL HE LEADS US
TO THE SOURCE.
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900 AND 65,
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900 AND 70,
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975,000 FRANCS.
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I THOUGHT THE RANSOM
WAS A MILLION?
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ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO MORE
DOWN YOUR TROUSERS?
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SEARCH ME.
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I WILL TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR IT.
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I SUGGEST WE GIVE IT
ANONYMOUSLY TO HERR FLICK
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AND PUT AN END
TO THE MATTER.
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DON'T LET US
BE HASTY, GRUBER.
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975,000 FRANCS
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BUYS A LOT OF STRUDEL.
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COLONEL,
I HAVE SEEN HERR FLICK.
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HE IS MAD AS A SNAKE.
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SHOULD HE FIND OUT I KNOW
THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE MONEY,
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I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT
MAY BE MY FATE.
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SO DO NOT TELL HIM.
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TWO FOR YOU,
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TWO FOR ME.
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ONE FOR YOU.
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TWO FOR YOU,
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TWO FOR ME.
ONE FOR YOU.
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COLONEL, WHY AM I
TO RECEIVE ONLY ONE?
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BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN.
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TWO FOR YOU,
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TWO FOR ME,
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ONE FOR YOU.
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I AM A WOMAN
WITH A BIG MOUTH.
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TWO FOR YOU,
TWO FOR YOU...
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COLONEL, MY FRIEND!
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AH!
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THE BEAUTIFUL LADY.
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I KISS YOUR HAND.
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LIEUTENANT GRUBER,
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HOW ARE YOU
GETTING ON, EH?
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WHAT DO I SEE?
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- WHAT INDEED.
- THE BIG THE LOLLY.
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THIS THE MONEY
WHAT YOU STEAL
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FROM THE BANK
FOR THE RANSOM, NO?
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- YES!
- OW!
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SO KEEP OFF IT
YOUR WOP HANDS.
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COLONEL, I SEE YOU
HAVE THE SHARE OUT.
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WHY YOU NO INCLUDE
YOUR FRIEND ALBERTO?
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WHY SHOULD WE
INCLUDE YOU?
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BECAUSE I CAN DROP YOU
IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT,
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AND YOU NOT COME OUT
SMELLING OF THE ROSES.
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TWO FOR YOU,
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TWO FOR YOU.
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COLONEL?
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I WAS STANDING
OUTSIDE THE DOOR,
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AND I COULD NOT HELP
BUT HEAR YOUR CONVERSATION.
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IS THERE A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR ME?
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HOW ABOUT A POSTING
TO THE RUSSIAN FRONT?
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I CANNOT BE SENT
TO THE RUSSIAN FRONT...
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ON MEDICAL GROUNDS.
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WHY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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IT'S MY MEMORY,
COLONEL.
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WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT?
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GET OUT!
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TWO FOR YOU,
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TWO FOR YOU.
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( knocking on door )
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MICHELLE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THIS IS MY COVER.
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AS A WINDOW CLEANER
I CAN MOVE FROM
HOUSE TO HOUSE
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WITHOUT AROUSING
SUSPICION.
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HOW ABOUT PUTTING
WATER IN YOUR BUCKET?
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LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,
I WILL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE.
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OUR ORGANIZATION IN
ABBEVILLE HAS SUCCEEDED
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IN PHOTOGRAPHING THE PLANS
FOR THE INVASION.
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I HAVE THE MICROFILM.
I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU.
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YOU WILL ATTACH IT TO THE LEG
OF THE LONG DISTANCE DUCK.
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THE DUCK WILL THEN
TRANSPORT IT TO LONDON.
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IS ANYONE LOOKING?
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THE WHOLE VILLAGE WILL BE,
IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP.
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FOR THIS YOU WILL NEED
A LONG DISTANCE ALBATROSS.
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THE MICROFILM IS HIDDEN
BENEATH THE STAMP.
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STEAM IT OFF AND ATTACH IT
TO THE LEG OF THE DUCK
WITH A CORN PLASTER.
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THERE IS A PROBLEM
WITH THAT DUCK.
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SHE HAS JUST GIVEN BIRTH
TO FIVE LITTLE DUCKS.
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SO?
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IF YOU TAKE HER AWAY
FROM THEM NOW THEY WILL DIE.
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PUT THEM UNDER
A WARM TEA COZY
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AND FEED THEM EVERY FOUR HOURS
WITH A FOUNTAIN PEN FILLER.
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I AM NOT GOING
TO WET-NURSE A DUCK.
I HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN.
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THEN FIND A BROODY HEN.
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WHO WILL TEACH
THEM TO SWIM?
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AND THINK OF THE MOTHER--
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IF SHE IS TAKEN AWAY
FROM THEM NOW,
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SHE WON'T REACH CALAIS
BEFORE SHE GETS
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POST-NATAL DEPRESSION.
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I AM WORKING
FOR THE RESISTANCE
TRYING TO WIN THE WAR
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AND YOU ARE WORKING
FOR DUCK WELFARE.
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THAT DUCK LEAVES TODAY.
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HANG ON, YOU HAVE NOT
FINISHED MY WINDOWS.
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SCREW YOUR WINDOWS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A FRUIT BASKET
ON YOUR HEAD?
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I AM GOING SHOPPING
FOR FOOD.
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AND TALKING OF FOOD,
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HOW MUCH LONGER
DO WE HAVE TO HIDE
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THESE COMMUNIST
RESISTANCE GIRLS?
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I EXPECT THE SEARCH
WILL BE OVER IN A FEW DAYS
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AND THEN THEY WILL
BE ABLE TO LEAVE.
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THEY ARE EATING ME
OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME.
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THEY ARE LIKE ANIMALS.
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I KNOW.
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RENE?
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THE ONE CALLED
DENISE LAROQUE,
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IS SHE THE SAME
DENISE LAROQUE
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WHO WAS YOUR
CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART,
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WHO HELD YOU CAPTIVE
AGAINST YOUR WILL,
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WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU
AND WANTED TO MARRY YOU
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AND THREATENED TO KILL ME
IF I GOT IN THE WAY?
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NO. THIS IS A DIFFERENT
DENISE LAROQUE ALTOGETHER.
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RENE, LET ME LOOK
INTO YOUR EYES.
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I CAN ALWAYS TELL
IF YOU ARE LYING.
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I SEE IT IS THE TRUTH.
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OH, RENE,
I AM SO HAPPY.
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I MADE THESE SANDWICHES
FOR MAMMA.
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YOU TAKE THEM TO HER,
MY ANGEL.
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OF COURSE,
MY SWEETHEART.
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RENE?
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( Rene screams )
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- RENE!
- DENISE!
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I KNEW YOU WOULD COME TO ME,
PASSION OF MY LIFE.
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JUST THE SIGHT
OF YOUR BRAVE FACE
HAS MADE ME GIDDY.
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IT IS PROBABLY
THE SMELL OF MOTHBALLS
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THAT I HAVE JUST CRUSHED
UNDER MY FEET.
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YOU HAVE BROUGHT
ME SANDWICHES.
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LET ME EAT
BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
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ATTRACTIVE
THOUGH THIS MAY BE,
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I CANNOT STAY
AT THE MOMENT.
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I AM OVERRUN
WITH GERMANS.
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HAVE YOU MADE
ANY PLANS TO ESCAPE?
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I WILL STAY HERE TILL
EVERYTHING DIES DOWN.
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OH, AS LONG AS THAT.
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THEN WE WILL KILL THE WOMAN
YOU ARE LIVING WITH,
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00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,634
BURY HER IN THE GARDEN
AND HIDE TOGETHER
238
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,369
IN THE SEWERS OF PARIS,
POPPING UP
239
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,371
FROM TIME TO TIME
TO KILL THE HATED ENEMY.
240
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:04,906
I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
241
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,443
KISS ME AS IF
THERE WERE NO TOMORROW.
242
00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:11,546
BUT IT IS ONLY 11:00
ON THE MORNING OF TODAY.
243
00:12:26,261 --> 00:12:29,631
THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PITCH.
WE WILL SELL OUR FISH.
244
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:35,637
I HAVE THE WINKLES,
245
00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:38,873
I HAVE THE WINKLES,
ALIVE ALIVE-O!
246
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,908
I HAVE THE CRABS,
247
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:44,278
I HAVE THE CRABS,
ALIVE ALIVE-O!
248
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:51,653
VON SMALLHAUSEN,
YOU WILL DRIVE
PEOPLE AWAY.
249
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:54,589
YOU ARE NOT
A GOOD FISH SELLER.
250
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:57,359
I'M SORRY, HERR FLICK.
251
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,693
PLEASE, TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
252
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,529
CONGER, CONGER.
253
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,099
♪ LA LA LA LA LA-LA
LA LA LA LA LA-LA. ♪
254
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,581
POOH, YOUR FOSH
IS VERY PINGY.
255
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,583
GO AWAY.
256
00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:24,018
YOU CANNOT SPOKE LIKE THOS
257
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,754
TO AN IFFICER OF THE LOO.
258
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,691
WHERE IS YOUR
STRAIT TREEDERS LOOSENCE?
259
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,062
OH, GESTOOPO.
260
00:13:36,665 --> 00:13:38,833
I WILL HAVE
A POUND OF WONKLES.
261
00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:42,704
WHAT ARE WONKLES?
262
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,673
THESE ARE WONKLES.
263
00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:48,342
WINKLES.
264
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,552
WHAT PART OF FRANCE
DO YOU COME FROM?
265
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,621
I AM HALF ITOOLIAN.
266
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,693
- ITOOLIAN?
- YES, ITOOLIAN.
267
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:08,763
I THINK
HE MEANS ITALIAN.
268
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,933
I WAS BROUGHT UP
IN NIPPLES.
269
00:14:14,236 --> 00:14:15,737
NIPPLES?
270
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:18,540
YES, YOU KNOW
THE OLD SOOING?
271
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,742
SEE NIPPLES AND DO.
272
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:35,590
RETURN TO ME AS SOON
AS YOU ARE ABLE.
273
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:38,292
OF COURSE.
274
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,364
AND NEXT TIME
BRING THE MUSTARD.
275
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,507
( Rene screams )
276
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:56,978
RENE!
277
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,613
LOUISE!
278
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,482
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS WARDROBE
ALL NIGHT THINKING OF YOU.
279
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,918
I THOUGHT I WOULD
EXPLODE WITH PASSION.
280
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,622
LUCKY YOU KEPT
THE DOOR CLOSED.
281
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:11,425
I SEE YOU HAVE
BROUGHT ME FOOD
282
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,360
SO I MAY BUILD UP
MY STRENGTH,
283
00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:15,196
SO THAT WE CAN
RUN AWAY TOGETHER.
284
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:19,634
I DO NOT THINK TWO SARDINES
AND A BIT OF CRESS
285
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:21,769
WILL HELP YOU
RUN AWAY VERY FAR.
286
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:23,771
LET US KILL DENISE
287
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:26,207
AND HIDE HER BODY
IN A DISUSED REFRIGERATOR
288
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,309
AND FLY AWAY TO THE ALPS
289
00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:30,511
WHERE WE CAN DROP ROCKS
ON THE GERMANS.
290
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,647
OH, WHAT A ROMANTIC NOTION.
291
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:36,150
UNFORTUNATELY WE USE
OUR DISUSED REFRIGERATOR,
292
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,753
BUT THE MOMENT IT BREAKS DOWN,
I WILL LET YOU KNOW.
293
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:47,361
ONLY ONE SANDWICH LEFT
FOR MY WIFE'S MOTHER.
294
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,230
STILL, AT HER AGE
SHE DOES NOT NEED MUCH.
295
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:58,006
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO
TO THEM ALL?
296
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,743
WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THIS FACE
297
00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:05,212
THAT DRIVES THEM
TO SUCH BLINDING PASSION?
298
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,948
STILL...
299
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,216
NOT BAD FOR 32.
300
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,221
RENE!
301
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,823
NOT NOW.
302
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,031
GOOD MORNING,
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE.
303
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:25,933
A GOOD MORNING,
MY ADORABLE MADAME EDITH.
304
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,103
MAGNIFICENT.
305
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,043
HOW HANDSOME
YOU LOOK THIS MORNING.
306
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:41,315
THE AROMA SURROUNDING YOU
IS MOST TANTALIZING.
307
00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:43,617
BETTER THAN THE REST
OF THE MARKET PLACE.
308
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,252
( chuckles )
309
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,088
I HAVE BEEN
TO THE HAIRDRESSER
310
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,657
TO HAVE MY MOUSTACHE
RESTYLED.
311
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:52,760
THE POMADE THAT THEY USE
IS THEIR OWN PREPARATION.
312
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,962
IT IS MADE
FROM BADGER GREASE
313
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,065
AND ROSE PETAL WATER.
314
00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,634
HOW IT GLISTENS
IN THE MORNING LIGHT.
315
00:17:00,636 --> 00:17:03,071
NATURAL PRODUCTS ARE ALWAYS
THE BEST, ARE THEY NOT?
316
00:17:03,073 --> 00:17:04,538
UNDOUBTEDLY.
317
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,675
I ALSO HAD
MY HAIR SHAMPOOED
318
00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:10,611
WITH EXTRACT
OF HEDGEHOG.
319
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,585
IT HAS GIVEN IT
A LOT OF BODY.
320
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:20,788
IT HAS ITS DRAWBACKS.
321
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,357
IF EVER IT HEARS
A MOTOR HOOTER,
322
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:26,127
IT CLENCHES ITSELF
INTO A BALL.
323
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,231
GOOD MORNING.
324
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:36,137
WONKLES,
WONKLES,
325
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,272
WHO WILL BUY
MY WONKLES?
326
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,979
GOOD MORNING,
FISHMONGER.
327
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,148
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU
HERE BEFORE.
328
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,716
WE ARE NEW
AROUND HERE.
329
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,519
WHICH IS MORE THAN
I CAN SAY FOR YOUR FISH.
330
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:55,123
THREE COD'S HEADS
FOR THE CAT.
331
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,626
LOOK. THIS IS
A FORGED BANK NOTE.
332
00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:02,897
WE ARE THE GESTAPO.
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
333
00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:04,632
YOU WILL COME WITH US
FOR INTERROGATION.
334
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,668
GENTLEMEN,
I AM AN INNOCENT MAN.
335
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,036
I AM MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
336
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,105
THE RESPECTED UNDERTAKER.
337
00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,174
I AM ENTIRELY INNOCENT.
338
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,509
THEN WHY IS YOUR HAIR
STANDING ON END IN FRIGHT?
339
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,944
HMM?
340
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,512
YOU WILL COME WITH US.
341
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,314
NO, NO, GENTLEMEN.
342
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,616
NO, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE.
343
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,919
THIS IS A FOOLISH
MISTAKE.
344
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:26,687
MADAME EDITH,
HELP ME, PLEASE!
345
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,355
MADAME EDITH!
346
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:30,891
( knock on door )
347
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:32,226
WHO IS IT?
348
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,462
IT IS RENE.
ARE YOU DECENT?
349
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:37,365
I HAVE BEEN DECENT
350
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,534
SINCE AUGUST 1922.
351
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,103
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
352
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,971
I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
YOUR LUNCH.
353
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:45,406
( joyful )
OH.
354
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,175
OH.
355
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:51,712
HALF A CRUMMY
SARDINE SANDWICH?
356
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,382
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE?
357
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,118
STOP WHINGING,
YOU OLD BAT.
358
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,619
THERE'S A WAR ON.
359
00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:00,287
OOH.
360
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:03,324
IF ONE OF MY LATE HUSBANDS
WERE ALIVE
361
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,259
TO HEAR YOU
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT,
362
00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:06,960
HE WOULD HORSEWHIP YOU.
363
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:08,595
THEY ARE NOT ALIVE,
ARE THEY?
364
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:10,831
NO, NO.
365
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,467
THAT IS WHY I SHALL
HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!
366
00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:18,572
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
367
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,374
THIS HOOLIGAN
HAS GONE MAD.
368
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,344
STOP IT, MAMMA!
STOP IT!
369
00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:25,712
HE IS NO GOOD. AHH.
370
00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:29,383
YOU MUST MARRY
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
371
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,718
AND GIVE HIM
THE BUM'S RUSH.
372
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,355
SOMETHING TERRIBLE
HAS HAPPENED
373
00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:35,722
TO MONSIEUR ALPHONSE.
374
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:38,025
HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED
BY THE GESTAPO.
375
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:40,261
- WHAT?
- GESTAPO!
376
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,263
( spitting )
377
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,535
WHY HAS HE BEEN ARRESTED?
378
00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:49,836
HE PASSED
ONE OF THE BANK NOTES
379
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,839
WE STOLE FROM THE BANK.
IT WAS A FORGERY.
380
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,808
WHAT?
WHERE DID HE GET IT?
381
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,577
HE HAD BEEN
TO THE HAIRDRESSER.
382
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,812
MICHELLE USED SOME OF
THE STOLEN MONEY THERE.
383
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,248
MY GOD, IT WILL ALL
BE TRACED TO US.
384
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,984
NO. MONSIEUR ALPHONSE
LOVES ME.
385
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:06,587
HE WILL DIE BEFORE
HE GIVES ME AWAY.
386
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:09,990
EDITH? IF HE DIES
BEFORE HE MARRIES YOU,
387
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:11,692
WHO WILL GET HIS MONEY?
388
00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:15,463
THE HOME FOR
DISTRESSED UNDERTAKERS.
389
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,399
WELL, YOU MUST RESCUE HIM.
390
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:20,334
MAKE HIM SIGN THE WILL
391
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:22,035
AND THEN HAND HIM BACK.
392
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,574
MICHELLE!
393
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:28,809
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE HAS BEEN
ARRESTED BY THE GESTAPO.
394
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,078
I KNOW. WE MUST
GET ON THE RADIO.
395
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,413
I HAVE A PLAN.
396
00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:34,982
OOH!
397
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,717
THIS IS YOUR FAULT,
MICHELLE.
398
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:39,386
YOU USED SOME OF THAT MONEY
TO HAVE YOUR HAIR DONE.
399
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,855
FOR WEEKS I HAVE NOT
HAD MY HAIR DONE.
400
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:43,390
AS HEAD
OF THE RESISTANCE,
401
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:44,658
I HAVE A POSITION
TO MAINTAIN.
402
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,660
'ALLO, LONDON.
403
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,230
STANDBY FOR A MESSAGE.
404
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:52,032
'ALLO, KINGFISHER.
'ALLO, KINGFISHER.
405
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:55,969
THIS IS BLUE TIT,
THIS IS BLUE TIT.
406
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:58,705
Pass your message,
Blue Tit.
407
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:02,109
PLEASE SEND TWO PAIRS
OF 15 DENIER STOCKINGS
408
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:05,379
AND A PACKET
OF SUICIDE PILLS,
THE QUICK ONES.
409
00:21:06,615 --> 00:21:10,618
Message received.
Is the duck ready?
410
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,952
Is the duck ready?
411
00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:13,521
I WILL LOOK UP
THE CODE.
412
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,056
IT IS NOT CODE.
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
413
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,694
YES, THE DUCK IS READY.
414
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,997
We need the invasion plans
at once.
415
00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:25,799
The wind is favorable.
416
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,502
Release the duck
immediately.
417
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,037
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
418
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,139
WE WILL PREPARE THE DUCK
FOR LAUNCH.
419
00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:33,574
OH!
420
00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:35,909
A DUCK FOR LUNCH.
421
00:21:39,914 --> 00:21:43,517
DID YOU ATTACH THE MICROFILM
TO THE LEG OF THE DUCK
WITH THE CORN PLASTER?
422
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,518
- IT IS DONE.
- GOOD.
423
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:50,257
DO YOU HAVE
THE LONG DISTANCE DICK?
424
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,293
IN THE BOX AND READY
FOR TAKE OFF.
425
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:55,095
I WILL MAUVE
THESE PEASANTS
OUT OF THE WEE
426
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:57,097
AND MAKE
A CLEAR PITH.
427
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,103
AH, THERE YOU ARE CHAPS.
428
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:05,506
I SAY, MICHELLE,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
429
00:22:05,508 --> 00:22:09,142
WE'RE FLYING
THE INVASION PLANS
TO ENGLAND BY FAST DUCK.
430
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,453
JUST THINK, RENE,
IN A MOMENT
431
00:22:19,455 --> 00:22:21,322
IT WILL BE SOARING
ABOVE THE CLOUDS
432
00:22:21,324 --> 00:22:24,225
TAKING WITH IT THE PLANS
OF THE INVASION.
433
00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:26,260
WE HOPE.
434
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,463
RENE,
LET ME RELEASE IT.
435
00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:32,065
VERY WELL,
IF YOU WISH, EDITH.
436
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:34,067
THIS WILL GO DOWN
IN HISTORY
437
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:36,837
AS THE TURNING POINT
IN THE STRUGGLE
438
00:22:36,839 --> 00:22:38,505
OF THE OPPRESSED
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
439
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:41,842
AGAINST THE JACKBOOTS
OF FASCIST IMPERIALISTS.
440
00:23:01,363 --> 00:23:03,364
( loud quacking )
441
00:23:19,914 --> 00:23:22,916
( theme music playing )