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( theme music playing )
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YOU FIND ME RUNNING
THE CAFE ON MY OWN,
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BECAUSE ALL HELL
HAS BROKEN LOOSE
HERE IN NOUVION.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HIDING UPSTAIRS
IN MY BEDROOM ARE
NONE OTHER
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THAN HITLER
AND GOERING THEMSELVES.
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HAVING ESCAPED
FROM THE CLUTCHES
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE,
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THEY CAME HERE
TO SEEK SHELTER.
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ACTUALLY, IT IS NOT
THE REAL HITLER AND GOERING,
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BUT LIEUTENANT GRUBER
AND THE COLONEL IN DISGUISE.
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BUT THE COMMUNISTS
DO NOT KNOW THIS
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AND THEY'RE STILL
SEARCHING FOR THEM.
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I SHUDDER EVERY TIME
THAT DOORBELL PINGS.
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( doorbell rings )
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THIS WHOLE BUSINESS
IS VERY BAD FOR THE NERVES,
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BUT GOOD FOR
THE WAISTLINE.
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- RENE!
- YES, WHAT?
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- I MUST SPEAK
TO YOU AT ONCE.
- WHAT IS IT, EDITH?
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IS THE COAST CLEAR FOR
THE COLONEL AND THE LIEUTENANT
GRUBER TO COME DOWNSTAIRS?
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ARE YOU MAD?
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I CANNOT HAVE HITLER
AND GOERING WALKING
THROUGH MY CAFE
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IN FRONT OF ALL
THESE CUSTOMERS.
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THEY ARE CHANGING
OUT OF THEIR UNIFORMS.
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I WILL FIND SOME
OLD CLOTHES FOR THEM
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SO THEY CAN
DISGUISE THEMSELVES
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AND LEAVE WITHOUT
BEING RECOGNIZED.
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WELL, BEST BE QUICK
ABOUT IT, EDITH.
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IF THE COMMUNISTS COME
BACK IN HERE AND FIND THAT
WE HAVE BEEN HELPING GERMANS,
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WE WILL ALL NEED
THE LAST RITES.
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RENE, RENE,
THE COMMUNISTS
ARE OUTSIDE.
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SEND FOR A PRIEST.
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THEY ARE SEARCHING
THE SQUARE WITH THEIR
SNIFFER DOGS
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AND THEY ARE
SNIFFING THIS WAY.
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OH MY GOD.
I AM DOOMED.
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WE MUST GET THE COLONEL
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
INTO THEIR DISGUISES
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AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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COME UPSTAIRS
AND HELP ME, MIMI.
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I WILL CONTAIN
THE COMMUNISTS DOWN HERE
IF THEY COME IN.
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OH, RENE,
HOW BRAVE YOU ARE.
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I WAS ONLY GOING TO OFFER
THEM FREE DRINKS.
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RENE, I MUST
SEE YOU URGENTLY.
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OH.
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WHAT IS IT, YVETTE?
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OH, RENE, HOLD ME.
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RENE, I AM SO WORRIED.
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THE COMMUNISTS
ARE BOUND TO FIND OUT
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YOU HID THE COLONEL
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
FROM THEM.
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THEY WILL SHOOT YOU.
AND THEN WHAT WILL BECOME
OF ME AND OUR CHILD
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WHO IS GETTING
BIGGER EVERY DAY?
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CALM YOURSELF, YVETTE.
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YOU ARE GETTING BIGGER
BECAUSE YOU EAT TOO MUCH.
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THE COLONEL AND LIEUTENANT
WILL BE SMUGGLED AWAY
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BEFORE THE COMMUNISTS
EVEN SET FOOT IN MY CAFE.
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OH, RENE.
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LOUISE!
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RENE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING WITH THAT
GIRL IN YOUR ARMS?
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HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME
WITH YOUR LIPS?
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NEVER, LOUISE.
NO NO.
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I AM JUST REMOVING
CRUMBS FROM MY MUSTACHE.
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AND COMFORTING
THIS CHILD WHO IS
LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME.
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ARE YOU NOT, YVETTE?
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EVERY TIME
I LOOK AT HIM,
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THE WORD DADDY
SPRINGS TO MIND.
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SHE IS UNDER
A GREAT STRAIN
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BECAUSE SHE IS
WITH CHILD
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AND THE FATHER
IS UNKNOWN.
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WHAT KIND OF A MAN
WOULD ABANDON A GIRL
LIKE THIS?
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HE DESERVES
TO BE HUNTED DOWN
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AND TORN APART
LIMB FROM LIMB.
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WELL, PERHAPS A STERN
TICKING OFF AT LEAST.
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LEAVE US NOW.
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RENE AND I HAVE
BUSINESS TO DISCUSS
IN PRIVATE.
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- RENE.
- YES?
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ONCE AGAIN,
OUR SNIFFER DOGS,
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HOT ON THE TRAIL
OF HITLER AND GOERING,
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HAVE LED US TO
THE BACK OF YOUR CAFE.
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ARE YOU CERTAIN
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THEM?
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NO, I'M SURE
I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED.
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NO MATTER.
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OUR SEARCH HAS NARROWED
IT DOWN TO THE SQUARE.
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IT'S ONLY A MATTER
OF TIME BEFORE OUR DOGS
WILL SNIFF THEM OUT
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AND WE CAN SHOOT THEM.
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HOW RUTHLESS
YOU ARE, LOUISE.
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HOLD ME, RENE.
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WHEN WE HAVE RECAPTURED
HITLER AND GOERING
AND ENDED THE WAR
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WE SHALL HAVE
A WHITE WEDDING.
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WELL, I SHALL
CERTAINLY BE VERY PALE
ON THAT DAY.
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KISS ME. HOLD ME.
DRIVE ME MAD.
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THAT WILL NOT
BE A LONG JOURNEY.
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( moaning )
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RENE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HOLDING
THAT GIRL IN YOUR ARMS?
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I WILL NOT
STAND FOR IT!
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YOU STUPID WOMAN...
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CAN YOU NOT SEE
WHO IT IS?
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OH, IT IS YOU, LOUISE.
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CAN I OFFER YOU
SOME TEA?
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I'M TOO BUSY
HUNTING DOWN HITLER
AND GOERING
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TO EXCHANGE
BOURGEOIS CHITCHAT.
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GOODBYE, RENE.
I WILL RETURN SOON.
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I HUNGER FOR YOU.
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME
THAT ALL THESE WOMEN
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FIND SO IRRESISTIBLE?
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COULD IT BE
THE UNDERARM DEODORANT
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I BOUGHT YOU
LAST CHRISTMAS?
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I NEVER USED IT.
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PERHAPS THEREIN
LIES A CLUE.
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WE HAVE GIVEN THE COLONEL
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
SOME OLD CLOTHES.
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WELL, I HOPE THEY ARE
GOOD DISGUISES.
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THERE COULD BE SPIES
OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
IN HERE.
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OH, DO NOT WORRY, RENE.
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THEY WILL SUSPECT
NOT A THING.
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OH MY GOD.
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WHOSE CLOTHES
DID YOU USE?
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MAMA'S.
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THEY WERE ALL
WE COULD FIND.
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QUICKLY, LADIES,
COME AND SIT DOWN PLEASE.
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WE ARE NOT
STAYING, RENE.
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THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
ARE IN THE SQUARE
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LOOKING FOR HITLER
AND GOERING.
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THEY WILL NOT RECOGNIZE US
IN THESE CLOTHES.
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NO, BUT THEY HAVE
VICIOUS SNIFFER DOGS
WHICH HAVE YOUR SCENT.
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YOU STEP OUT THERE
AND THE DOGS WILL
RUN TO YOU.
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THE COMMUNISTS WILL
SHOOT FIRST AND ASK
QUESTIONS LATER.
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NOW SIT DOWN.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, RENE?
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YOU WILL HAVE
TO STAY HERE UNTIL
THE COMMUNISTS GO AWAY.
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TRY NOT TO DRAW
ATTENTION TO YOURSELVES.
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DRESSED LIKE THIS,
IT MAY NOT BE EASY.
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WE CAN'T STAY HERE
ALL THE EVENING.
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THERE MUST BE
A WAY TO GET OUT.
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THERE ARE TWO
GERMAN SOLDIERS
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AT THAT TABLE
OVER THERE, COLONEL.
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THEY COULD GIVE US
AN ARMED ESCORT BACK
TO OUR QUARTERS.
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THE COMMUNISTS
WOULD NOT DARE
TO ATTACK US THEN.
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GOOD IDEA, GRUBER.
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TRY TO ATTRACT
THEIR ATTENTION.
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HELLO, SOLDIER.
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A VERY UGLY GIRL
OVER THERE IS TRYING
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TO PICK ME UP,
LEOPOLD.
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IT IS LIEUTENANT GRUBER
OF THE TANK CORPS.
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I HAVE HEARD
THINGS ABOUT HIM.
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IT LOOKS AS IF
THEY ARE ALL TRUE.
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IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE WORKING, COLONEL.
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I WILL GO
AND SPEAK TO HIM.
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DON'T LOOK.
HIS HORRIBLE FRIEND
IS COMING OVER.
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I NEED YOU
TWO URGENTLY.
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DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK.
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APART FROM WHICH,
YOU HAVE ROTTEN ANKLES.
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I AM COLONEL VON STROHM,
GARRISON COMMANDER.
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NAME, RANK
AND NUMBER!
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I'M SORRY, COLONEL.
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
IN A DRESS.
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PLEASE.
EVERYBODY IS LOOKING.
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IT IS ALL RIGHT, RENE.
WE ARE GETTING AN
ARMED ESCORT.
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YOU WILL COME WITH US
TO OUR QUARTERS.
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YES, MY COLONEL.
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YOU WILL MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYTHING IS SAFE.
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COME ALONG, GRUBER.
BRING THE UNIFORMS.
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WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL
FOR YOUR HELP, RENE.
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WE WILL NOT FORGET
THIS EVENING.
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I DO NOT THINK
ANYONE WILL.
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WILL THEY BE
ALL RIGHT, RENE?
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THE COLONEL
IS WALKING VERY SLOWLY.
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IT IS NOT EASY
IN HIGH HEELS, EDITH.
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LIEUTENANT GRUBER SEEMS
TO BE MANAGING ALL RIGHT.
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HE WOULD.
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RENE?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW SUMMER DRESS?
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SO THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CURTAINS IN
THE SPARE ROOM.
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THERE IS A WAR ON.
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WE HAVE TO MAKE USE
OF WHATEVER WE CAN
LAY OUR HANDS ON.
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I AM HERE, MADAME.
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- AND I AM READY, MONSIEUR.
- READY...
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AND WILLING I HOPE.
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I HAVE MY SMALL HORSE
WITH THE SMALL HEARSE
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CONTAINING THE RADIO
TRANSMITTER OUTSIDE.
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WHOO!
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( shrieks )
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MICHELLE, I WISH
YOU WOULD STOP CREEPING
AROUND THE PLACE LIKE THAT.
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LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,
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I SHALL SAY THIS
ONLY ONCE.
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THE TIME IS NOW RIGHT
TO ARRANGE A RENDEZVOUS
WITH LIEUTENANT GRUBER
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TO COLLECT
THE 10 MILLION FRANCS RANSOM.
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WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS?
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WELL, YOU ARE CLOSE
TO THE LIEUTENANT.
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YOU WILL GO
TO HIM AND GIVE HIM
OUR INSTRUCTIONS.
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NOW TAKE THIS SACK.
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WHAT IS INSIDE IT?
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IT IS A FRESHLY-CAUGHT
32-LB DOGFISH.
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SEE?
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MICHELLE, I KNOW
I AM GOING TO REGRET
ASKING THIS QUESTION,
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BUT WHAT DOES
A FRESHLY-CAUGHT 32-LB
DOGFISH GOT TO DO WITH IT?
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IT IS ALL PART
OF MY PLAN
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WHICH INVOLVES
THE DOGFISH,
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AN UNDERWATER DIVER,
A FISHING ROD
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AND A FOUR-FOOT EEL.
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THANK GOODNESS.
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FOR A MOMENT
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO BE COMPLICATED.
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RENE ARTOIS--
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PEASANT!
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SEND HIM IN.
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DO COME IN.
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GOOD MORNING, COLONEL,
LIEUTENANT, PRIVATE.
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WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
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IT IS ABOUT
THE INCRIMINATING PHOTOGRAPH
OF YOU, LIEUTENANT,
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HOLDING THE PAINTING
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA.
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THE COLONEL AND HELGA
KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.
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YOU MAY SPEAK FREELY
IN FRONT OF THEM.
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VERY WELL.
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SOME PEOPLE
FROM THE RESISTANCE,
WHO I DO NOT KNOW,
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HAVE ASKED ME
TO TELL YOU
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THAT IF THEY DO NOT RECEIVE
THE 10 MILLION FRANCS RANSOM
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FOR THE INCRIMINATING
PHOTOGRAPH OF THE LIEUTENANT
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BY 2:00 THIS AFTERNOON,
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THEY WILL POST
THE PHOTOGRAPH TO GENERAL
VON KLINKERHOFFEN.
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RENE, THESE PEOPLE
YOU DO NOT KNOW,
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DID THEY SAY HOW THE MONEY
WAS TO BE EXCHANGED
FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH?
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YES, LIEUTENANT.
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YOU ARE TO STUFF
THE 10 MILLION FRANCS
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INSIDE THIS FRESHLY-
CAUGHT 32-LB DOGFISH
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AND DANGLE IT
IN THE RIVER
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AT THE PLACE
THAT I WILL SHOW YOU.
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00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:23,745
AN UNDERWATER
RESISTANCE DIVER
WILL SWAP IT
223
00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,813
FOR A FOUR-FOOT
EEL CONTAINING
224
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,915
THE INCRIMINATING
PHOTOGRAPH.
225
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:31,753
THAT SEEMS
STRAIGHTFORWARD ENOUGH.
226
00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:33,487
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
COLONEL?
227
00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:35,790
STUFF THE FISH.
228
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:38,459
I AGREE.
IT'S A ROTTEN IDEA.
229
00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:41,996
NO, I MEAN PUT
THIS 10 MILLION FRANCS
INSIDE THE FISH.
230
00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:47,802
ONE OF HIS BIG EYES
IS STARING AT ME.
231
00:11:47,804 --> 00:11:51,405
YOU ARE POPULAR,
LIEUTENANT.
232
00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:53,207
DO I HAVE TO?
233
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:56,644
IT'S AN ORDER, GRUBER.
STUFF IT.
234
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,047
- ( dogfish barks )
- OW!
235
00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:02,483
IT HAS BITTEN MY FINGER.
236
00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:04,719
FRESHER THAN I THOUGHT.
237
00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:06,754
DOWN BOY, DOWN.
238
00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:09,824
OH, MONSIEUR ALFONSE,
239
00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:12,226
SHOULD WE NOT
BE GETTING BACK
TO YOUR LITTLE HEARSE?
240
00:12:12,228 --> 00:12:14,829
WE STILL HAVE
A LOT OF PROPAGANDA
TO BROADCAST.
241
00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:16,998
WE MUST NOT
BROADCAST TOO MUCH
242
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,034
OR THE GERMANS
WILL TRACK US DOWN.
243
00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:22,536
MADAME EDITH,
244
00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:25,272
IF ONLY YOU KNEW
WHAT HAPPINESS
IT GIVES ME
245
00:12:25,274 --> 00:12:29,276
TO BE SITTING HERE
WITH YOU ON THIS
FINE SUMMER'S DAY.
246
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:32,379
YOU HAVE CHOSEN
THE PERFECT SPOT--
247
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,582
THE SUN, THE BREEZE.
248
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,984
AND SEE HOW
STILL THE WATERS
OF THE RIVER ARE.
249
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:39,721
JUST A FEW RIPPLES.
250
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:43,324
I SEE THEM.
OH YES INDEED.
251
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:46,260
PERHAPS LATER
252
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:48,495
I WILL OPEN
MY FLIES...
253
00:12:48,497 --> 00:12:51,065
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
254
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,201
...AND GET OUT
MY TACKLE.
255
00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,736
I MAY BE OLD,
256
00:12:54,738 --> 00:12:57,471
BUT IT IS IN
PERFECT WORKING ORDER.
257
00:12:57,473 --> 00:13:00,742
ONE IS RISING NOW.
258
00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:03,444
OH, MONSIEUR
ALFONSE, PLEASE.
259
00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,579
IT WAS A TROUT.
260
00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:07,148
( chuckles )
261
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,817
I USED TO BE
AN EXCELLENT FISHERMAN.
262
00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:12,787
I HAVE MY ROD
AND MY BOX OF FLIES
ON THE HEARSE JUST IN CASE.
263
00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:16,357
OH, THAT IS A RELIEF.
264
00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:18,525
GOOD MOANING.
265
00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:20,661
OH, IT IS YOU,
OFFICER CRABTREE.
266
00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:24,598
WHAT A SURPRISE
TO SEE YOU ON THE BONK.
267
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,801
A LOVELY DOO FOR IT.
268
00:13:26,803 --> 00:13:28,770
MONSIEUR, WE ARE
HAVING A PICNIC.
269
00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:32,039
A POCKNOCK?
SPLONDID.
270
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:35,409
PERHAPS I COULD
HAVE A KNOBBLE.
271
00:13:35,411 --> 00:13:38,913
MMM, SMOOKED SIMMON,
272
00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:41,649
AND WHAT IS THE WEEN?
273
00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:44,752
A 1938 CHATEAU
NERF-DO-PIP.
274
00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,288
YOU REALLY ARE
TROOTING YOURSELVES
275
00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,791
TO A SLIP
OF MOLE.
276
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:53,527
WHEN A FRENCHMAN
TAKES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
OUT FOR A PICNIC
277
00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:56,030
HE WANTS TO BE
ALONE WITH HER.
278
00:13:56,032 --> 00:13:58,900
ARE YOU TREEING
TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
279
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:02,236
YES, I AM TELLING YOU
TO GET KNOTTED.
280
00:14:02,238 --> 00:14:06,240
WELL, THERE'S NO NUDE TO
BE QUITE SO REED ABOUT IT.
281
00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:08,209
I CAN TAKE A HONT.
282
00:14:08,211 --> 00:14:10,544
I KNEE WHEN
I AM NIT WINTED.
283
00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:12,546
GOOD DOO TO YOU BOTH.
284
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,527
AT LAST
WE ARE ALONE.
285
00:14:26,529 --> 00:14:29,730
OH, MADAME EDITH,
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
286
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:33,134
JUST TO BE HERE
WITH YOU
287
00:14:33,136 --> 00:14:37,071
MAKES MY TICKER
THUMP LIKE A DRUM.
288
00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,040
OH, MONSIEUR ALFONSE,
289
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:41,809
I HOPE YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF ME.
290
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,346
I AM A TRUE
FRENCH GENTLEMAN.
291
00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:49,150
I HAVE NOTHING BUT
THE GREATEST RESPECT
FOR YOUR HONOR.
292
00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:52,720
IS ANYONE LOOKING?
293
00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:54,188
NO.
294
00:14:57,659 --> 00:15:00,161
OH, MONSIEUR ALFONSE!
295
00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:02,163
( coughing )
296
00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:07,468
- OH, A TUG!
- I'M READY.
297
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:10,137
COLONEL, I THINK
THE DOGFISH HAS
RECOVERED.
298
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,407
IT IS PULLING HARD
ON THE LINE.
299
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:15,510
- DON'T LET IT ESCAPE.
- ( barks )
300
00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:19,747
OH DEAR,
THE DOGFISH HAS
BITTEN THROUGH THE LINE.
301
00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:22,617
STOP IT.
302
00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:24,652
COME BACK!
303
00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:27,455
Gruber:
IT HAS SWUM
AWAY, COLONEL.
304
00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:30,391
YOU MEAN WE HAVE LOST
10 MILLION FRANCS
305
00:15:30,393 --> 00:15:33,361
AND NOT EVEN
GOT THE PHOTOGRAPH
IN EXCHANGE?
306
00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:35,296
YOU IDIOTS.
307
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,365
I BLAME YOU FOR THIS.
308
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:41,402
NOW, COLONEL,
DO NOT DO ANYTHING HASTY.
309
00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:44,839
RENE, WHAT CAN WE DO?
310
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,041
THERE IS ONLY
ONE THING, LIEUTENANT:
311
00:15:47,043 --> 00:15:49,043
RUN FOR IT.
312
00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:53,914
DO YOU DO MUCH FISHING,
MONSIEUR ALFONSE?
313
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,050
OH YES,
WHENEVER I CAN.
314
00:15:56,052 --> 00:16:00,054
THERE IS NOTHING
I LIKE BETTER THAN
TO BE ON A RIVERBANK
315
00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:03,725
ON A FINE SUMMER'S DAY
DANGLING MY ROD
IN THE WATER.
316
00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:06,861
I HAVE FISHED ALL OVER.
317
00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:10,030
I HAVE CAUGHT
SALMON IN SCOTLAND,
TUNA IN PORTUGAL,
318
00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:13,735
AND ONCE EVEN A SWORDFISH
OFF THE COAST OF SICILY.
319
00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:16,604
OH, YOU ARE SUCH
A MAN OF THE WORLD.
320
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:19,540
MM-HMM,
I'VE BEEN AROUND
321
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:23,110
AND MET MANY PEOPLE
IN MY LIFE AS AN UNDERTAKER.
322
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:26,947
UNFORTUNATELY,
MOST OF THEM WERE DEAD.
323
00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:29,584
TELL ME SOME MORE
TO IMPRESS ME.
324
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:34,622
I'VE GOT A BIG ONE.
325
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:39,794
IT IS A WHOPPER.
326
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:42,363
LOOK.
327
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:44,365
MONSIEUR ALFONSE, I--
328
00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:48,269
OH MY GOODNESS, YES.
329
00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:50,971
Alfonse:
IT IS A CHAMPION DOGFISH.
330
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:53,974
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT.
331
00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:57,344
IT MUST WEIGH
AT LEAST 32 LBS.
332
00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:59,947
WELL DONE,
MONSIEUR ALFONSE.
333
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:01,783
WE MUST SELL IT
TO THE FISHMONGER.
334
00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:04,318
IT COULD BE WORTH
A LOT OF MONEY.
335
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,821
COME ON, WE MUST
PICK UP THE PICNIC
THINGS IMMEDIATELY.
336
00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:10,425
BUT, MONSIEUR ALFONSE,
WE ARE HAVING SUCH
A GOOD TIME.
337
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:12,927
OH, DO NOT TELL ME
YOU ARE MORE INTERESTED
338
00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:14,529
IN FISH THAN IN ME.
339
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:17,632
OH, MADAME EDITH,
DON'T BE SILLY.
340
00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:19,166
( chuckles )
341
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:22,537
IF IT CAME TO A CHOICE
BETWEEN YOU AND A DOGFISH
342
00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:25,907
WORTH MAYBE 2000 FRANCS--
343
00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:29,644
BUT OF COURSE
THERE IS NOT COMPETITION.
344
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,580
OH, YOU FLATTERER.
345
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:38,419
THE DOGFISH WINS
EVERY TIME.
346
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:40,988
WHAT ARE HELGA
AND I HAVING FOR DINNER?
347
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,557
I WAS LUCKY.
348
00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:45,259
I FOUND A FRESHLY-CAUGHT
CHAMPION DOGFISH
349
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,161
FOR SALE
AT THE FISHMONGER'S.
350
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:50,698
IT WILL BE DELICIOUS.
351
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,568
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TULIPS
IN WITH THE DOGFISH?
352
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:57,237
I AM COOKING IT
IN A HOLLANDAISE SAUCE.
353
00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:01,175
HOLLANDAISE SAUCE
IS MADE WITH EGG YOLK
AND BUTTER,
354
00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,810
NOT TULIPS.
355
00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:04,912
BUT THE RECIPE JUST SAID
HOLLANDAISE SAUCE.
356
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,815
IT DID NOT SAY
HOW TO MAKE IT.
357
00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:09,951
YOU ARE A NINCOMPOOP,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
358
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:17,658
GOOD EVENING, HERR FLICK.
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO EARLY
FOR DINNER.
359
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,426
NOT AT ALL.
SIT.
360
00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:24,164
YOU WILL SERVE UP THE FISH,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
361
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,968
OH, ARE WE HAVING FISH?
YUMMY.
362
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,336
THAT IS NOT VERY
ELEGANTLY SERVED.
363
00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:33,340
WELL, WE DO NOT HAVE
A PLATE BIG ENOUGH,
HERR FLICK.
364
00:18:33,342 --> 00:18:37,244
WE ARE DOING OUR BEST
AS YOU CAN SEE.
365
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,247
MADAME.
366
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,849
MONSIEUR.
367
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,721
WHAT AN
INTERESTING-LOOKING SAUCE.
368
00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,623
IT IS HOLLANDAISE.
369
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,859
AN UNUSUAL RECIPE KNOWN
ONLY TO VON SMALLHAUSEN
370
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:55,429
AND THE INMATES
OF THE AMSTERDAM NUTHOUSE.
371
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,501
( gagging )
372
00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:02,537
HERR FLICK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
373
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:06,541
THERE APPEARS
TO BE SOME PAPER
INSIDE MY DOGFISH.
374
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:09,010
IT LOOKS LIKE
A 1,000-FRANC NOTE.
375
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:11,145
THE FISH IS STUFFED
WITH THEM.
376
00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,681
OH MY GOD.
IT CAN'T BE.
377
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:16,216
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS, HELGA?
378
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,686
THIS AFTERNOON
THE COLONEL
379
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,155
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
PAID OVER A BLACKMAIL DEMAND
380
00:19:21,157 --> 00:19:24,158
OF 10 MILLION FRANCS
TO THE RESISTANCE.
381
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,761
IT WAS CONCEALED
INSIDE A LARGE DOGFISH
382
00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:30,364
WHICH SWAM AWAY
DOWN THE RIVER WITH
THE MONEY STILL INSIDE IT.
383
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,332
BY SOME REMARKABLE
COINCIDENCE,
384
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:34,368
IT HAS ENDED UP
ON YOUR TABLE.
385
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,638
ALREADY A PLAN
IS FORMING IN MY BRAIN.
386
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,374
WE HAVE THE MONEY
BELONGING TO THE COLONEL.
387
00:19:40,376 --> 00:19:43,044
HE HAS THE PAINTING
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA
388
00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:45,546
WHICH IS WORTH MUCH MORE
THAN THE 10 MILLION FRANCS
389
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,548
HE NEEDS FOR
THE BLACKMAILERS.
390
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,450
WE WILL OFFER
TO TRADE THE TWO
391
00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:51,118
AND END UP QUIDS IN.
392
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,621
THAT IS A MASTERLY PLAN,
HERR FLICK.
393
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:57,091
OF COURSE,
WE WILL PUT IT INTO
OPERATION TOMORROW.
394
00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,759
IN THE MEANTIME,
395
00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:01,495
LET US ENJOY
OUR FISH.
396
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,635
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HERR FLICK?
397
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:09,704
YOU'RE NOT CHOKING
ON MORE MONEY?
398
00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:12,306
NO.
399
00:20:12,308 --> 00:20:14,508
I NEARLY CHOKED
ON A TULIP.
400
00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:18,846
I WOULD HAVE
GIVEN YOU MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
RESUSCITATION.
401
00:20:18,848 --> 00:20:22,650
OOH, I AM CHOKING.
I'M CHOKING!
402
00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:24,986
( shrieking )
403
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:30,791
I HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT
HITLER AND GOERING WILL BE
LEAVING THE TOWN TONIGHT.
404
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,793
THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
WILL GET TO HEAR OF IT,
405
00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,595
AND MAKE ANOTHER ATTEMPT
TO CAPTURE THEM.
406
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:36,497
WE DO NOT HAVE
TO DRESS UP
407
00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:39,366
AS HITLER
AND GOERING AGAIN,
DO WE, GENERAL?
408
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,636
I STILL HAVE NOT
RECOVERED FROM OUR
LAST EXPERIENCE.
409
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:45,539
THEN WE WILL USE A COUPLE
OF EXPENDABLE PEASANTS
410
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,240
WHO FIT THE UNIFORMS.
411
00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:49,009
WHERE WILL YOU
FIND THEM, GENERAL?
412
00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:51,211
IN THE CAFE
IN THE SQUARE.
413
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:53,481
WE WILL PUT HIM
IN A CAR FILLED
WITH EXPLOSIVES
414
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:56,884
AND FOLLOW AT SOME
DISTANCE BEHIND IN YOUR
LITTLE TANK, GRUBER.
415
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:58,953
WHEN THE COMMUNISTS
SURROUND THE CAR
416
00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,754
WE WILL DETONATE
THE EXPLOSIVES
417
00:21:00,756 --> 00:21:02,422
AND WIPE THEM ALL OUT.
418
00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:06,093
COME, LET US GET
THE UNIFORMS AND GO
TO THE CAFE AT ONCE.
419
00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:08,896
I'M NOT AT ALL KEEN
ON THIS IDEA, GRUBER.
420
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:12,700
THE PEASANTS ARE GOING
TO BE EVEN LESS KEEN.
421
00:21:12,702 --> 00:21:14,067
ON THE DOUBLE.
422
00:21:15,604 --> 00:21:18,005
LEFT RIGHT,
LEFT RIGHT,
LEFT RIGHT.
423
00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,979
♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS
FROM SCHOOL ARE WE ♪
424
00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:26,647
♪ PERT AS A SCHOOLGIRL
WELL CAN BE ♪
425
00:21:26,649 --> 00:21:30,117
♪ FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH GIRLISH GLEE ♪
426
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,319
- ♪ THREE LITTLE MAIDS...♪
- SILENCE!
427
00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:35,923
♪ ...FROM SCHOOL. ♪
428
00:21:35,925 --> 00:21:38,726
UNBELIEVABLE.
429
00:21:38,728 --> 00:21:40,895
ALL YOU PEASANTS
LINE UP ACROSS THE CAFE.
JUMP TO IT.
430
00:21:43,865 --> 00:21:47,067
I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS
FROM GERMANS,
431
00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:49,637
ESPECIALLY FAT
BALDING ONES
432
00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:51,405
WITH PIGGY EYES.
433
00:21:51,407 --> 00:21:53,641
WHO SAID THAT?
434
00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,409
All:
SHE DID.
435
00:21:55,411 --> 00:21:57,344
I AM VERY SORRY, GENERAL.
436
00:21:57,346 --> 00:21:58,846
IT IS MY OLD
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
437
00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:00,548
SHE IS A LITTLE BIT
GAGA, YOU KNOW.
438
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,950
COME ALONG,
YOU SILLY OLD BAT.
439
00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:04,852
LINE UP.
YOU ARE GOING TO GET
US ALL SHOT.
440
00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:07,287
COME ON, FANNY.
441
00:22:07,289 --> 00:22:09,657
NOW WE ARE LOOKING
FOR TWO PEASANTS
442
00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:11,692
TO DRESS AS HITLER
AND GOERING
443
00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,326
AND ACT AS DECOYS
444
00:22:13,328 --> 00:22:15,328
TO HELP US DEFEAT
THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.
445
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,597
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
446
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:21,101
THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
447
00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:22,970
COLONEL GRUBER,
HOLD THE UNIFORMS
UP TO THE PEASANTS.
448
00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:25,873
WHOEVER MOST CLOSELY
FITS THE UNIFORM ACTS
AS THE DECOYS.
449
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:32,079
I WOULD NOT
BE SEEN DEAD IN
A GERMAN UNIFORM.
450
00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:35,382
I SPIT ON YOU ALL!
451
00:22:35,384 --> 00:22:37,718
FANNY, CONTROL YOURSELF.
452
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,221
SILENCE IN THE LINE.
WELL, GRUBER?
453
00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:45,059
I'M AFRAID NO ONE APPEARS
TO MATCH THE GOERING
UNIFORM, GENERAL.
454
00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:47,795
WHAT A PITY.
WE WILL HAVE TO ABANDON
THE WHOLE PLAN.
455
00:22:47,797 --> 00:22:51,131
WHAT ABOUT
THAT FELLOW THERE?
456
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:52,633
WHAT, ME?
457
00:22:52,635 --> 00:22:56,637
OH NO, HE LOOKS NOTHING
LIKE FIELD MARSHAL GOERING.
458
00:22:56,639 --> 00:22:59,039
NONSENSE.
HE'S JUST THE RIGHT SHAPE.
459
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,107
BUT HE HAS A MUSTACHE.
460
00:23:00,109 --> 00:23:01,942
WELL, IT WILL BE DARK.
461
00:23:01,944 --> 00:23:04,645
THE COMMUNISTS WILL NOT
NOTICE A SMALL DETAIL LIKE
THAT AT SUCH A DISTANCE.
462
00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:06,513
STEP FORWARD,
PEASANT.
463
00:23:09,117 --> 00:23:10,851
YOU WILL BE GOERING.
464
00:23:12,453 --> 00:23:13,988
WHAT ABOUT THE HITLER
UNIFORM, COLONEL?
465
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:17,091
THERE'S NO OBVIOUS
CANDIDATE, GENERAL.
466
00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:18,558
LET ME SEE.
467
00:23:22,964 --> 00:23:25,499
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE MEN ARE NO GOOD.
468
00:23:31,272 --> 00:23:34,541
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
469
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,477
- IT'S A WOMAN, GENERAL.
- I CAN SEE THAT.
470
00:23:37,479 --> 00:23:40,213
SHE'S THE RIGHT
HEIGHT AND BUILD.
471
00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:42,415
MM, EXCELLENT.
472
00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,484
SHE WILL DO NICELY.
473
00:23:44,486 --> 00:23:46,720
NOW WE NEED A PEASANT
TO ACT AS DRIVER.
474
00:23:46,722 --> 00:23:49,089
ALL NON-DRIVING PEASANTS
STEP BACKWARDS.
475
00:23:49,091 --> 00:23:51,424
WHAT DID HE SAY?
476
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:55,595
HE SAID YOU ARE
THE DRIVER.
477
00:23:55,597 --> 00:23:58,331
- I MUST PROTEST--
- SILENCE!
478
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,867
ONE MORE WORD
AND I'LL HAVE YOU SHOT.
479
00:23:59,869 --> 00:24:02,136
NOW TAKE THEM INTO
ANOTHER ROOM AND GET THEM
INTO THEIR UNIFORMS.
480
00:24:05,606 --> 00:24:07,174
WE MUST HELP
SAVE THEM, MIMI.
481
00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:09,442
WE MUST STOP
THE COMMUNISTS
ATTACKING THE CAR.
482
00:24:09,444 --> 00:24:12,046
WE WILL FIND MICHELLE.
SHE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
483
00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:13,981
I AM DREADFULLY
SORRY, RENE.
484
00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:16,717
THIS WHOLE BUSINESS
DISTRESSES ME GREATLY.
485
00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:19,052
I AM NOT OVER
THE MOON ABOUT IT
MYSELF, LIEUTENANT.
486
00:24:25,994 --> 00:24:29,130
WHO IS THREEING STOONS
AT MY WANDOW
487
00:24:29,132 --> 00:24:30,831
IN THE MUDDLE
OF THE KNIT?
488
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,933
OFFICER CRABTREE,
IT IS US.
489
00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:35,802
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
WE CAN FIND MICHELLE?
IT IS URGENT.
490
00:24:35,804 --> 00:24:38,539
I AM HERE.
491
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:40,241
OFFICER CRABTREE
AND I WERE JUST
DISCUSSING
492
00:24:40,243 --> 00:24:42,776
SOME VERY IMPORTANT
RESISTANCE BUSINESS.
493
00:24:42,778 --> 00:24:45,246
THE GERMANS
ARE DRESSING UP
MADAME EDITH AND RENE
494
00:24:45,248 --> 00:24:47,515
AS HITLER AND GOERING
TO ACT AS DECOYS.
495
00:24:47,517 --> 00:24:49,483
THE COMMUNISTS
WILL ATTACK THEM
496
00:24:49,485 --> 00:24:51,385
AND PERHAPS
THEY WILL BE KILLED.
497
00:24:51,387 --> 00:24:53,621
WE MUST FIND
THE COMMUNISTS
AND STOP THEM.
498
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:55,656
I KNOW WHERE
YOU CAN FIND THEM.
499
00:24:55,658 --> 00:24:58,492
WE WILL PIT
ON SOME CLOOS
AND BE ROT DOON.
500
00:24:58,494 --> 00:25:01,028
THERE IS NO
TEAM TO LEESE.
501
00:25:04,232 --> 00:25:06,634
NOT SO FAST,
MONSIEUR LECLERC.
502
00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:09,036
IT IS AGAINST THE LAW.
503
00:25:09,038 --> 00:25:12,339
WE COULD BE SHOT
TO PIECES AT ANY MOMENT
BY THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE,
504
00:25:12,341 --> 00:25:15,809
AND ALL YOU CAN WORRY ABOUT
IS THE SPEED LIMIT.
505
00:25:19,548 --> 00:25:21,582
( dog barking )
506
00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:23,617
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
507
00:25:23,619 --> 00:25:26,920
WE ARE SEERY TO DISTOOB YOU
AT THIS TOME OF NIT.
508
00:25:26,922 --> 00:25:28,889
WE HAVE COME
TO WARN YOU NOT TO ATTACK
HITLER AND GOERING
509
00:25:28,891 --> 00:25:30,457
WHEN THEY LEAVE
THE TOWN TONIGHT.
510
00:25:30,459 --> 00:25:32,092
THEY ARE NOT THE REAL
HITLER AND GOERING,
511
00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:33,794
BUT RENE
AND MADAME EDITH.
512
00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,829
THEY HAVE BEEN FORCED
TO DRESS UP AS THE GERMANS
513
00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:37,831
TO LAY A TRAP
TO CATCH YOU.
514
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,866
WE ARE ATTACKING
NO ONE TONIGHT.
515
00:25:39,868 --> 00:25:42,102
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF AN IMPORTANT COMMITTEE
MEETING.
516
00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:43,704
WHAT IS IT?
517
00:25:43,706 --> 00:25:45,172
OH, IT'S NOTHING.
I'VE DEALT WITH IT.
518
00:25:45,174 --> 00:25:48,309
COME BACK INSIDE THEN.
WE HAVE REACHED ITEM SIX
ON THE AGENDA.
519
00:25:48,311 --> 00:25:50,777
( both chuckle )
520
00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:53,980
IF ONLY OUR COMMITTEE
MEETINGS WERE LIKE THAT.
521
00:25:53,982 --> 00:25:57,084
I AM READY TO DETONATE
THE EXPLOSIVES
522
00:25:57,086 --> 00:25:59,119
AS SOON AS THE COMMUNISTS
ATTACK THE CAR.
523
00:25:59,121 --> 00:26:01,255
ISN'T THIS FUN?
524
00:26:01,257 --> 00:26:02,989
YES, GENERAL.
525
00:26:02,991 --> 00:26:05,359
JUST MY IDEA
OF A NIGHT OUT.
526
00:26:05,361 --> 00:26:07,661
ANY SIGN OF THE RESISTANCE
YET, GRUBER?
527
00:26:07,663 --> 00:26:09,430
NO, GENERAL.
528
00:26:09,432 --> 00:26:11,765
THE CAR IS NEARLY
AT THE BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER,
529
00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,900
BUT NO ONE HAS
ATTACKED IT YET.
530
00:26:15,337 --> 00:26:18,171
THE CAR IS CROSSING
THE BRIDGE.
531
00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:21,675
IT'S OUT OF YOUR
JURISDICTION NOW,
GENERAL.
532
00:26:21,677 --> 00:26:23,176
THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE RIVER
533
00:26:23,178 --> 00:26:25,879
IS GENERAL VON KARZIBROT'S
TERRITORY.
534
00:26:25,881 --> 00:26:28,349
THE COMMUNISTS
MUST HAVE GOT WIND
OF YOUR PLAN
535
00:26:28,351 --> 00:26:31,184
- AND STAYED AWAY.
- DAMN.
536
00:26:31,186 --> 00:26:34,388
I WAS QUITE LOOKING FORWARD
TO BLOWING THEM ALL
INTO SMITHEREENS.
537
00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:37,458
( engine stops )
538
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,993
( engine sputters )
539
00:26:39,995 --> 00:26:42,162
WHO FORGOT TO PUT
SOME PETROL IN?
540
00:26:42,164 --> 00:26:45,932
OH DEAR.
541
00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:49,035
THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
HAVE NOT ATTACKED, RENE.
542
00:26:49,037 --> 00:26:52,573
SURELY THE GODS
MUST BE SMILING
ON US TONIGHT.
543
00:26:52,575 --> 00:26:55,909
THERE ARE SOME
GERMAN SOLDIERS
ON THE ROAD AHEAD.
544
00:26:55,911 --> 00:26:57,878
THANK GOD.
545
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,580
THEY MUST BE SOME
OF THE GENERAL'S MEN
546
00:26:59,582 --> 00:27:02,215
COME TO GET
US OUT OF THESE
WRETCHED UNIFORMS.
547
00:27:02,217 --> 00:27:03,984
THIS WILL BE
THE FUHRER NOW.
STOP THE CAR.
548
00:27:12,661 --> 00:27:16,096
GENERAL VON KARZIBROT,
OFFICER COMMANDING THE
ABBEVILLE GARRISON.
549
00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:18,299
WE HEARD THAT
YOU WERE LEAVING
FOR BERLIN TONIGHT.
550
00:27:18,301 --> 00:27:20,934
HOWEVER, WE, A GROUP
OF GENERALS, HAVE DECIDED
551
00:27:20,936 --> 00:27:22,770
IT IS BETTER
IF YOU DO NOT GET THERE.
552
00:27:22,772 --> 00:27:24,838
YOU HAVE MADE
A COMPLETE MESS
OF THIS WAR
553
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,940
AND NOW YOU HAVE
TO PAY THE PRICE.
554
00:27:26,942 --> 00:27:29,576
TAKE THE FUHRER INTO
THE FIELD AND SHOOT HIM.
555
00:27:29,578 --> 00:27:32,446
- WHAT?
- RENE, SAY SOMETHING.
556
00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:34,214
SAVE ME.
557
00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:36,817
YOU CANNOT DO THIS.
THAT IS MY WIFE.
558
00:27:36,819 --> 00:27:40,187
HITLER IS MARRIED
TO GOERING?
559
00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:42,656
WE ARE NOT SHOOTING THEM
A MOMENT TOO SOON.
560
00:27:42,658 --> 00:27:44,958
TAKE HIM INTO THE FIELD
AND SHOOT HIM.
561
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,060
HELP, SAVE ME!
562
00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:50,263
DO SOMETHING.
563
00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:55,135
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