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Let's kick arse, sweetie.

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If they can be delivered this 
 afternoon, that'll be fine.

3
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But check on that. 
 Check on that.

4
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Now, Bobby, I don't like that. 
 I don't like that.

5
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I don't want that, 
 I just want those.

6
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-Morning, darling. 
 -Morning.

7
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Thank you, sweetie.

8
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(ALARM RINGS)

9
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Do you hear that?

10
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Do you hear that noise, 
 that bell?

11
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What is it, sweetie?

12
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Ah! Stop it, stop it. 
 Stop... Stop it. Stop it.

13
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(ALARM STOPS)

14
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Goodnight!

15
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Help me, darling. 
 Saff, Saff, Saff!

16
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Tinnitus! Tinntilus! 
 Tinntillitus!

17
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Darling, sweetheart, dar...

18
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It's gone. It's cleared, 
 it's cleared!

19
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I know. If it's going to be 
 any use to you,

20
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you have 
 to remember you've got it.

21
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Don't throw it down there like 
 that.

22
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I've got to 
 waste valuable seconds

23
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walking over here, bending 
 down and picking it up.

24
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Valuable seconds. 
 When I should be...

25
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Rehydrating, darling.

26
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Yes! I'm trimming down 
 my life, darling,

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working to a schedule. 
 Moving out!

28
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-Anyway. 
 -Anyway.

29
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Yeah, anyway, darling, 
 can't get distracted,

30
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I've gotta keep on 
 the move today. You know.

31
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Have you seen this, darling? 
 Have you seen this? Look.

32
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It's got all my appointments, 
 my meetings, and my lunches

33
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and my phone numbers...

34
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There's something else in 
 there.

35
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Everything I need to know

36
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and when I've got to do it!

37
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This is the new me, darling.

38
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I'm a mover and a shaker, 
 and I'm moving out.

39
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It's work, work, work for me 
 from now on, darling.

40
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Why?

41
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Well, someone gave it to me 
 free,

42
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and it's the latest thing.

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You're better off just writing

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everything down on 
 a piece of paper.

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It's not a piece of paper.

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It's all very well for you, 
 isn't it? You know,

47
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get up, drink, Appletise.

48
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Go to university. Scribble, 
 scribble, scribble.

49
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Oh, very important.

50
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Come home. Drink Appletise. 
 Go to bed.

51
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It's all very well for someone 
 who still organises their life

52
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from a 1986 Letts Pocket 
 Brownie diary

53
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with a matching mini pencil!

54
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Life is slightly more 
 complicated

55
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for the rest of us, darling.

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E.g.  "Wednesday 8 a.m. 
 Well... Get up. Kick ass."

57
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There's one step 
 ahead already.

58
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Exercise!

59
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No, don't touch those. 
 Don't touch those!

60
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It took me three hours

61
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to choose those last night, 
 darling.

62
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Those are the clothes 
 I must put on today.

63
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Those are the ones that have 
 been chosen.

64
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The decision has been made!

65
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Oh, yeah, you can tell Juanita 
 or whatever her name is

66
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that everything has to go to 
 the dry cleaners

67
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every other day.

68
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I've got practically 
 no clean knickers left at all.

69
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I've just got to get 
 this house in shape, in shape.

70
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What have you done 
 about the kitchen?

71
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What about it?

72
00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,480
Well, 
 we still haven't got one!

73
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I'll consult my oracle 
 and see what can be done.

74
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See you downstairs.

75
00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,760
Yeah. See you downstairs.

76
00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,160
Oh, no, darling, darling! 
 Come back here, come back here!

77
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Ah, You know what I'm going to 
 say, don't you, darling?

78
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You know what 
 I'm going to say.

79
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I hate those flowers, 
 those, those flowers there.

80
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They're too English.

81
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I just want simplicity 
 and sort of,

82
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Japanese efficiency.

83
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The land where they haven't 
 even got time

84
00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,800
to let the trees grow tall, 
 darling. That's what I want.

85
00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,040
No theatre, and no time 
 for petals in my life.

86
00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,080
I want stems!

87
00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,320
Yes, Mum.

88
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,360
(BEEPING)

89
00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,920
Oh, quick shower, 
 quick shower.

90
00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,080
Oh, and one other thing, and 
 one other thing, darling,

91
00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,080
darling, come back.

92
00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,440
Sweetheart, and I put a couple 
 of seconds aside

93
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to say this to you today.

94
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Why can't you have floppy hair 
 like any normal teenager? Hmm?

95
00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,000
Why do you have it bunched up 
 like this?

96
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Let it free, give it a life.

97
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Let it just flop, 
 flop, flop, flop!

98
00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,360
Even Eskimo teenagers 
 have floppy hair, darling.

99
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,440
Little Amazonian Pygmy 
 teenagers

100
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have floppy hair, darling.

101
00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,960
Right. Quick shower, 
 quick shower. Wash and go.

102
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,880
Sandpaper exfoliant, 
 cellulite breakdown,

103
00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,440
tone and perm, 
 auto-bronzer, and birch twigs.

104
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Should I have soap? 
 No, no soap.

105
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(DOOR BUZZER)

106
00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,840
Hi, Gran.

107
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,440
No, no. Oh, Lord Jesus 
 Christ!

108
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,720
Oh, bloody buggery Almighty!

109
00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,280
Attune, attune...

110
00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,600
I think your mother 
 wants you, Saffy, dear.

111
00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,520
No, no, no!

112
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,880
No! I just cannot be this 
 person.

113
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I cannot be this person.

114
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Oh, what? Oh, what now? 
 What, what, what, what?

115
00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,840
Oh, damn!

116
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,600
Darling, Bubble, it's me.

117
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,240
Look, I'm getting bogged down 
 with one thing or another.

118
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You'll have to cancel a couple 
 of meetings.

119
00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,360
Will you? Well, just...

120
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Well, just ring them... 
 No, you do it! You...

121
00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,680
Just ring them up, darling.

122
00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,680
And then ring me back 
 and tell me what they...

123
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Unless you've already... 
 You do it!

124
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No, you do it! All right.

125
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I cannot be this person.

126
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Speak to me.

127
00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,800
Speak to me. 
 Where are you? Where are you?

128
00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,680
Yes! Yes! 
 No, I hear you.

129
00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,560
I hear you. Yes, yes, 
 yes, yes!

130
00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,400
Yes! Oh! Thank God!

131
00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,960
X-Generation, 
 silver tracksuit. That's me!

132
00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,080
Breakfast, breakfast darling. 
 That's black coffee

133
00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,960
and crispbread, 15 minutes.

134
00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,640
I can't eat crispbread for 15 
 minutes,

135
00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,720
it'll grate my insides!

136
00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,160
Croissant.

137
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,640
Morning, dear.

138
00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,400
Morning. Surprise, 
 surprise, you're here.

139
00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,440
Can you make Mama a cup of 
 coffee, darling? Please?

140
00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,080
Oh, and how should 
 we do that, dear?

141
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,920
Rub two sticks together and 
 draw some water from the well?

142
00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,000
Don't think you're so clever.

143
00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,240
Hmm.

144
00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,200
I've started repressed false 
 memory therapy.

145
00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,920
I'll get something on you yet.

146
00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,960
You in a wood in a hood. 
 It's all coming back to me.

147
00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,480
This place will get done.

148
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,120
It just can't happen overnight, 
 darling.

149
00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,160
I am doing it.

150
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,880
When? You've got every swatch, 
 every sample, every picture,

151
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,960
every magazine.

152
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,200
Every interior designer in 
 London has been marched

153
00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,400
around this sad basement.

154
00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,880
Ah ha, not Anouska Hemple, 
 darling.

155
00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,680
I've had it up to here 
 with black taffeta.

156
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,840
It cannot be that difficult.

157
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,320
Have you any idea, darling, 
 of the choice?

158
00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,120
Just point at a picture.

159
00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,120
I've seen a door handle, 
 I quite like.

160
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,520
Mum! We need surfaces, 
 a cooker, a dishwasher.

161
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,640
A dishwasher?

162
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,960
A dishwasher!

163
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,200
I don't see the point in them.

164
00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,560
You've still got to stand up, 
 go over to them, bend over,

165
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,080
put things in, take them out, 
 put them wherever they go.

166
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,880
Washing up is the easy part.

167
00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,560
How would you know?

168
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,720
Well, they wouldn't give 
 Nanette Newman

169
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,480
anything too complicated to do.

170
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,400
(DOOR BUZZER)

171
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,920
Well, I must be going. I'll see 
 you later, maybe.

172
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,760
-Bye, Gran. 
 -Bye, dear.

173
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,680
Morning, Patsy.

174
00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,920
Mrs M.

175
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,840
Are you feeling 
 all right, dear?

176
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,280
-Well, actually... 
 -Oh, good.

177
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,560
Oh!

178
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,480
Pats, what do you think 
 about the kitchen? Hmm?

179
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,400
It's fabulous.

180
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,640
It's not done yet.

181
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,120
But darling, darling...

182
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,720
Maybe she's right. 
 Maybe this is fabulous.

183
00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,280
No.

184
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,800
Darling. Darling!

185
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,520
If it's what you want, 
 I mean, an interior designer

186
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,920
might have taken months 
 to get it to look this good.

187
00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:00,520
Months of work to get this 
 scorching, distressed look.

188
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,000
A hell of a lot of thought 
 might have gone in to this.

189
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,000
There are people who 
 specialise in this look.

190
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,400
Hmm. Just because she did it 
 unconscious with a cigarette,

191
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,000
darling, doesn't make it wrong.

192
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,720
Darling, it is like art.

193
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,880
What the hell is the 
 difference between a painting

194
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,720
done by someone who chooses to 
 paint like a child

195
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,160
and a child's painting?

196
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,240
No, it looks fine to me. 
 It's naive.

197
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,400
Simplicity and utility.

198
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,800
Yeah, I know. It's just 
 that I don't like it.

199
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,880
Well, then, forget it, darling. 
 What do you want?

200
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,240
You know that picture of the 
 Hoover Dam I've got, sweetie?

201
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,240
Do you want modern?

202
00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,400
Well, I want modern, yes, 
 but not what modern was,

203
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,640
you know, post-modern, or what 
 it is, just new,

204
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,080
but what it will be.

205
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,480
You know, like a stainless 
 steel operating theatre.

206
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,360
No, no... No, darling, you know 
 when you're at the dentist

207
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,360
and there's that chair 
 and "clang-clang-clang",

208
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,600
the big light comes down, 
 and there's this pink spit...

209
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,080
The thing you spit into 
 that bowl,

210
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,560
that bowl, that sort of look 
 is what I want. The bowl.

211
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,320
A sort of ultra-modern spitoon.

212
00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,680
Yes!

213
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,760
Yes!

214
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,120
I thought you liked some of 
 the ones in the Conran book.

215
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,800
Yeah, well, that's depressing 
 in itself, isn't it, darling.

216
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,080
Why is it, no matter what 
 you're doing, whatever you

217
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,440
want, there's always a Terence 
 bloody-buggery-Conran

218
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,240
book on it!

219
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,160
Piece of muslin and a 
 terracotta tile

220
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,600
and suddenly it's Tuscany.

221
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,120
Yeah, I know.

222
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,400
It takes more than a carefully 
 placed bottle of olive oil

223
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,360
and some balsamic vinegar 
 to make a kitchen.

224
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,640
But Eddie, Eddie, you know

225
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,600
those things that hang 
 down from the ceiling.

226
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,920
You don't want those!

227
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,320
You don't want to be living in 
 constant danger of being

228
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,120
decapitated by a fish broiler.

229
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,520
No. Anyway, I could have 
 thought of all that.

230
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,040
I wonder if Lacroix 
 does kitchens.

231
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,640
Eddie, I want to...

232
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,240
(DOOR BUZZER)

233
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,600
-That'll be Bubble. 
 -Oh, damn.

234
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,240
Why is she coming here?

235
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,480
I've got important meeting with 
 some advertisers today.

236
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,080
There's no point in going into 
 an office

237
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,080
just to come out again.

238
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,440
We having lunch today, Eddie?

239
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,640
Yeah, we can have lunch.

240
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,840
I may be on a tight schedule,

241
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,400
but I've still got time for my 
 friends.

242
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,360
Sorry I'm a bit late.

243
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,320
I got attached to this guy 
 at South Kensington.

244
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,640
His toggle got caught in me 
 bellybutton ring

245
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,240
and I 
 had to go five stops past.

246
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,080
Oh, let's see. Is it bleeding?

247
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,080
That's disgusting! Butchery!

248
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,240
You were saying I should get 
 that done, Pats.

249
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,120
Oh, just to see.

250
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,280
-What? 
 -Well, how much it hurts.

251
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,440
It can't hurt much more than 
 tattooing,

252
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,840
and you've had that done.

253
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,520
I just have a little one on 
 my shoulder.

254
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,640
Yeah, yeah.

255
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,120
Shh!

256
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,840
She told me you had 
 a tattoo on your unspeakables.

257
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,400
-Eddie! 
 -I didn't.

258
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,600
Unmentionables, I said.

259
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,320
That could be 
 anywhere on her.

260
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,920
I'm going upstairs. 
 I've got work to do.

261
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,680
Oh, darling, before you go, 
 can you help me?

262
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,720
You know, I've got the 
 PR-PR-Persons' Awards

263
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,000
dinner of the month lunch,

264
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,160
you know, tomorrow. And can 
 you help me write a speech?

265
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,400
No.

266
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,760
I don't know why 
 I can't do it.

267
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,840
There's a speech in here. 
 I must have a block.

268
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,080
Will you book me 
 a high colonic, darling.

269
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,800
I'll get it out of me 
 by hook or by crook.

270
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,480
And then go through 
 my Dictaphone

271
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,040
and extract anything 
 important, all right, darling?

272
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,920
-I'm going for a slash. 
 -All right.

273
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,320
Shall I put it on my pad?

274
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,560
Your pad? 
 Where's the computer?

275
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,720
Computer?

276
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,960
Yeah, I told you 
 to buy a laptop.

277
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,560
A lap... Top?

278
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,600
Top?

279
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,080
Get rid of it.

280
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,440
But I've grown so fond, 
 and it's so cute.

281
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,440
And it's not just for life, 
 it's for Christmas.

282
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,320
Just do the Dictaphone, 
 darling. The Dictaphone.

283
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,760
It's very important.

284
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,800
All right.

285
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,720
(DISTORTED DICTAPHONE MESSAGE)

286
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,280
(MUSIC PLAYS)

287
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,200
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

288
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,120
Who is it?

289
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,160
Um, It's me, Patsy.

290
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,360
But it's not what you think.

291
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,440
What do you mean?

292
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,960
Can I come in?

293
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,120
Don't try anything.

294
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,160
Don't close the door!

295
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,640
Look, um, 
 this is quite serious. Um...

296
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,520
I want you to look at 
 something for me, I mean, I...

297
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,520
I'd ask Eddie, 
 but she's very busy and...

298
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,040
I thought you might understand 
 it, doing science and all.

299
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,360
Um, it's confidential, 
 all right?

300
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,080
What is it?

301
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,840
I just want you to tell 
 me what it means and...

302
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,920
And how bad it is.

303
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,360
Oh, well, it's from 
 your Health Authority.

304
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,360
And, er... 
 What does it mean?

305
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,880
They need you to go 
 for a smear test and a...

306
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,360
Breast check.

307
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,560
They say they have no record 
 of you ever having either

308
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,320
and that's quite dangerous 
 in a woman of...

309
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,240
Your sort of age.

310
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,120
What do they think I've got?

311
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,080
They test for cancer.

312
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,280
Where? Oh, look, I don't 
 want to be asking you this!

313
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,880
Your cervix.

314
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,360
The entrance to your womb.

315
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,000
Ah, look.

316
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,760
Oh, right, right.

317
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,880
Yeah, right.

318
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,800
Okay.

319
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,560
Yeah, right, right. Yeah.

320
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,920
Where's the other leg?

321
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,840
It's a cross-section! 
 I mean, look...

322
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,040
It's nothing to worry about.

323
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,080
Oh, right.

324
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,480
Look, I'll fill in this form

325
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,280
for you and all you 
 have to do is post it.

326
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,160
Right. And... 
 The breast thing?

327
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,560
Ah, well...

328
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,720
Do you ever check 
 your breasts yourself?

329
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,520
Oh. No, but you can't 
 miss them.

330
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,440
Never had any complaints.

331
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,320
Are you all right in there?

332
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,440
You've just got to go, 
 darling, and I'm calling you

333
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,680
on the way back to the office.

334
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,160
Take your mobile. Off you go. 
 Off you go. Go, go, go.

335
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,560
Hello, Bubble speaking.

336
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,520
Go! Go! Go!

337
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,240
Darling, what I, 
 I want you to do is,

338
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,120
I want you to ring up 
 and cancel that meeting.

339
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,560
Nobody likes me and they won't 
 like what I have to say.

340
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,440
But I'll say it anyway. 
 They can do what they want,

341
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,120
and I'm sure it'll be great.

342
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,440
But if you're... 
 What? Just go! Go. Go on!

343
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,280
What if they want to speak to 
 you?

344
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,920
Now we're getting feedback.

345
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,040
Do you feel anything?

346
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,520
What's that?

347
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,080
For heaven's sake!

348
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,880
Look, I...

349
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,280
Well, what?

350
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,840
Well, I don't think there's 
 any rain on the way.

351
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,160
Hang on.

352
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,640
What's that?

353
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,240
No, no, I know what that is. 
 That's all right.

354
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,720
Look, I think you're okay, but

355
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,640
I think you should 
 see a doctor anyway.

356
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,120
Right.

357
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,760
And the other thing, the smear, 
 is that a doctor thing or...

358
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,840
Doctor!

359
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,640
If you ever mention this to 
 anyone,

360
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,160
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

361
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,800
Don't worry, it's not something 
 I want people knowing either.

362
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,280
Right. Cheers, thanks a lot.

363
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,800
Oh, what?

364
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,840
What now? Oh, yes.

365
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,920
It's all right, darling. 
 I'm going to do this

366
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,760
in a totally calm 
 and non-aggressive way.

367
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,400
Give me back my life!

368
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,360
I wondered how long that 
 would last.

369
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,280
Yeah, well...

370
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,800
You can't live your life under 
 that sort of pressure, darling.

371
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,520
You know, I had to cancel all 
 my appointments today already.

372
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,680
Well done, Eddie.

373
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,920
Yeah!

374
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,560
Anyway, I've seen this 
 new one you can get.

375
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,480
It's a crystal-driven, 
 biorhythm-attuned organiser,

376
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,000
It tells you when you're 
 ready for a meeting,

377
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,240
and not the other way around.

378
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,440
Only when your 
 goddess power is

379
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,280
at its most fertile 
 should you attempt one.

380
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,240
Oh, and darling there's the 
 Shirley MacLaine organiser.

381
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,640
It fixes up meetings in 
 different existences and lives.

382
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,800
And in which life are you 
 going to get round to doing

383
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,120
something about the kitchen?

384
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,280
Instead of wasting a whole day, 
 just do one thing,

385
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,560
here and now, 
 on this plane. Just one thing!

386
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,960
If you don't 
 do this place, I will.

387
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,360
Lighten up, sweetie.

388
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,160
Lighten up! Oh, God...

389
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,600
Heal. Heal.

390
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,280
You don't get things done just 
 by being uptight,

391
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,960
you know, darling.

392
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,640
Anyway, I'm going to do one 
 thing today.

393
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,720
I'll do one thing today.

394
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,880
I shall go and find 
 the door handle. All right?

395
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,800
One thing. You don't 
 mind if we do that, darling?

396
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,360
No, there's still time for a 
 spot of lunch

397
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,080
and a little shopping.

398
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,200
Ah, yeah.

399
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,920
My mouth and my credit card are 
 still very much in this life.

400
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Come on.

401
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,240
Ah, "Meg Ryan, movie star." 
 I'll be the judge of that.

402
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,200
She's all gums.

403
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,360
Who?

404
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,000
Meg Ryan, she's all gums.

405
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,440
You aren't still 
 going on about her?

406
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,240
Let us, shh, darling. 
 I've got to think.

407
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,760
I've got to plan my day 
 and what I've got to do.

408
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,880
One, I've got to get the door 
 handle.

409
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,000
(SIGHING LOUDLY)

410
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,000
Well, what? I have to 
 do these things, you know.

411
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,120
I have to get the door handle.

412
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,080
You haven't got this 
 responsibility.

413
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,360
You don't have 
 the burden of property.

414
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,640
Where are you living 
 at the moment, anyway?

415
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,160
I've still got 
 that little place.

416
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,560
Above Oddbins.

417
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,400
Well, 
 you only rent that place.

418
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,240
Two, two... Two?

419
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,640
Have lunch, Eddie.

420
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,560
Have lunch. 
 I have to make a list.

421
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,680
Eddie...

422
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,000
Don't let me forget the speech

423
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,680
for the PR-PR-Persons' 
 Awards lunch.

424
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,080
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie?

425
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,520
What?

426
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,720
Have you had the tit test?

427
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,360
What do you mean, "tit test"?

428
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,960
You know...

429
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,520
The hand tit test?

430
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,560
I don't do the hand tit test 
 thing,

431
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,120
I go to the clinic once a month

432
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,840
and have a mammoliagram.

433
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,480
Oh! Stop, stop, stop! 
 There's a shop back there

434
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,440
I want to look at, 
 just in case.

435
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,240
Turn on and pull over. And 
 when you pull over,

436
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,920
will you switch the engine off?

437
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,200
You can't drive round 
 like that wasting petrol.

438
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,240
I know you've got a catatonic 
 converter,

439
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,680
but they're no good.

440
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,720
This is so clean! Clean...

441
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,680
Clean, clean, clean, 
 clean, clean.

442
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,440
Darling, Patsy, 
 I don't want clean.

443
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280
I've got to remember where 
 I've seen

444
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,840
that door handle, darling.

445
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,000
Why don't you get someone 
 to do it? Just do it!

446
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,680
Because I'm not like you, Pats.

447
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,360
I can't just live in anything.

448
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,240
I'm very sensitive 
 to my surroundings.

449
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,680
That's why I have to get 
 my feng chewy man in to do it.

450
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,840
It's great, darling. He's a 
 Chinese master

451
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,920
in where to put furniture

452
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,240
to energise your life into a 
 higher state

453
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,560
of living and success.

454
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,880
-Is he in China? 
 -No, darling.

455
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,320
In a bedsit up in Camden Town, 
 on the railway.

456
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,280
Where should we have lunch, 
 Eddie? Atlantic?

457
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,960
I remember where I've seen it.

458
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,680
I remember where I've seen 
 the door handle.

459
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,440
Hey-ho. La-di-da.

460
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,160
I just want to get the door 
 handle.

461
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,080
All right.

462
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,520
We've got a few things then 
 to do.

463
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,160
-Like what? 
 -Lunch.

464
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,800
We'll go to Sardi's for lunch 
 or something, shall we?

465
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,080
Then we'll do Ralph Lauren, 
 Donna Karan...

466
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,680
Let's cross here.

467
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,320
Calvin Klein, all right.

468
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,040
Karl Lagerfeld.

469
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,800
We can do Lagerfeld, darling.

470
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,200
You've got to make me sip 
 something every 15 seconds,

471
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,360
or I'll die.

472
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,840
-You know which way, Eddie? 
 -This way.

473
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,440
Madonna has got 
 offices down here, darling.

474
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,160
I nearly had sex with her.

475
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,320
Didn't we all?

476
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,240
Did you ever see 
 that book, darling?

477
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,520
Kids' stuff.

478
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,880
Should we get a cab?

479
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,680
If we've got time, we can get 
 some little gorgeous things.

480
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,120
Oh, that's nice.

481
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,440
It's a bit better now.

482
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,760
How much further is it?

483
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,320
Just come on. Just here. 
 Just here. Just here.

484
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,040
No.

485
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,400
-Do you think I should? 
 -Yeah.

486
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,640
I mean, it's the thing to do.

487
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,840
If you don't do it, 
 you won't have done it.

488
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,280
But it might hurt, darling.

489
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,320
No, it won't hurt.

490
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,680
If it hurts, so many people

491
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,640
wouldn't have had 
 it done, would they?

492
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,200
Now, come on, come on, Ed. 
 Come on.

493
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,240
No, I don't want to do it!

494
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,960
Come on, Ed, come on, Ed.

495
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,200
(SCREAMING)

496
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,240
Oh, sorry, dear. 
 I didn't know you were in.

497
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,600
Oh, that's okay, Gran, come 
 in, I'm not doing anything.

498
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,720
Er, no, I don't 
 think so, dear.

499
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,320
Four Seasons. Well, that's it.

500
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,520
The door handles 
 are up here, darling.

501
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,080
See this, you see, darling.

502
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,000
This is how I want my kitchen. 
 Like that.

503
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,120
You see all that? 
 And those flowers.

504
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,480
Door handle!

505
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,680
Take these, darling.

506
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,200
It's fabulous. 
 Gorgeous, isn't it?

507
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,760
It's exactly right. Got it.

508
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800
-Ed? 
 -Huh?

509
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,800
Do you want me 
 to get it for you?

510
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,520
Well, how would we 
 get it out?

511
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,720
Well, I could, er...

512
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,960
No, not here! Come on.

513
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,760
-Huh! 
 -Good day.

514
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,080
Yeah. Good day.

515
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,520
Now, off to the heliport 
 via customer collection.

516
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,160
Ow. Ow.

517
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,000
Don't fiddle with it, Eddie. 
 It'll go septic.

518
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,880
Why did you make me 
 do that, darling?

519
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,560
I just wanted to see 
 how much it would hurt.

520
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,120
Ouch!

521
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,280
But I did quite well. I wasn't 
 unconscious for long, was I?

522
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,440
You came round quickly. 
 I was proud of you, Eddie.

523
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,640
Here, darling. For the pain.

524
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,880
Thank you, sweetheart.

525
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,280
You know, New York is the only 
 place in America

526
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,560
I think I could live.

527
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,360
You wouldn't have to live 
 there, Eddie.

528
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,080
Get there and back like this in 
 a day.

529
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,160
-Yeah, that's true. 
 -I mean, God, who'd live in LA?

530
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,320
-Marshall. 
 -Exactly.

531
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,640
Let's hope the next earthquake 
 wipes them out altogether.

532
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,840
Yes. Serve them right.

533
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,120
Who in their right mind would 
 go jogging on a fault line?

534
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,520
They deserve to die.

535
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,440
Pert tits and a tight butt 
 so you can plunge

536
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,040
down a crack in the earth 
 with confidence.

537
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,320
I've got that photo so I can 
 show Saffy the door handle.

538
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,760
Here's my list. 
 Go through my list.

539
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800
"Door handle" done.

540
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,400
Well, congratulate yourself, 
 Eddie.

541
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,480
Thank you.

542
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,400
"Lunch." Done.

543
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,480
Well done, sweetie.

544
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,440
Thank you, darling.

545
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,840
"Speech." I haven't 
 written my speech.

546
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,920
Congratulate yourself 
 anyway, Eddie.

547
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,960
Darling, I've forgotten 
 to write my speech.

548
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
You can start with 
 "Dear ladles and jelly spoons".

549
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,880
No, they wouldn't think that 
 was funny.

550
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,320
I'll get Bubble to ring them up

551
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,240
and tell them I got sick or 
 lockjaw or something.

552
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,080
Oh, Eddie. An important 
 letter I was supposed to post.

553
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,560
Huh? It's a bit late now.

554
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,800
What are you doing 
 up so late, darling?

555
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,000
You know.

556
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,160
Yeah.

557
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,640
Oh, have you had people 
 here or something?

558
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,320
Just a few friends and stuff.

559
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,760
That's great. It's great.

560
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,800
Eddie, Eddie, show her the...

561
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,000
Sweetie, come 
 and look at Mama. Turn round.

562
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,040
Look what I did today. Look at 
 this. Look at my stomach.

563
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,880
When the swelling goes down,

564
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,600
you'll be able to see it 
 better.

565
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,760
What do you think?

566
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,320
It looks great.

567
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,320
Anyway, I'm off to bed. 
 Goodnight.

568
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:58,800
Darling, we'll keep the noise 
 down. We'll just have this...

569
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,720
This one bottle, you know.

570
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,960
It's okay, I don't care.

571
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,040
Sweetie, sweetie...

572
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,160
You and I have quite a...

573
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,440
Quite a cool relationship, 
 now, don't we, darling?

574
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,840
It was my birthday today, Mum.

575
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,200
No, you come back here. 
 Come back here!

576
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,200
Do you think you can just say 
 something like that?

577
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,840
Hit and run. 
 Come here, darling!

578
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,800
Now, listen...

579
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,160
I gave you 
 that birthday, darling.

580
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,880
Have you thought 
 about that, huh?

581
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,200
I mean, you wouldn't 
 have that birthday

582
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,920
if I hadn't been 
 generous enough

583
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,800
to uncross my legs and give 
 you to the world, darling!

584
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,840
What...

585
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,520
Nobody's thanked me, 
 have they?

586
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,280
What have we got? What have we 
 got, darling?

587
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,840
Pats, look, look at the 
 kitchen.

588
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,320
It's fabulous.

589
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,720
No, look, it's been done.

590
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,080
What, how?

591
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,760
How, how?