1
00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,760
Instructions.

2
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,000
Damn!

3
00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,720
Let's turn now to the mechanism 
 of protein synthesis,

4
00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,120
a process called translation,

5
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,720
because the four-letter 
 alphabet of...

6
00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:56,040
Four-letter alphabet 
 of nucleic acids

7
00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,320
is translated 
 into the different...

8
00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,040
(WHISPERING) Get out!

9
00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,600
A protein is synthesised in the 
 amino to carboxyl direction...

10
00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,000
(MOBILE RINGING)

11
00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,920
(RINGING CONTINUES)

12
00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,400
(RINGING STOPS)

13
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,960
(SIGHS) It's next to the 
 sink, under the surface.

14
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,120
It's labelled.

15
00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,480
Did I tell you we're 
 amalgamating

16
00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,000
with a big PR company in 
 America? PRM? Yeah.

17
00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,000
Yes, the big time, 
 darling, hmm.

18
00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,440
It should be enough to bring 
 Lulu back into the fold anyway.

19
00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,520
No, I know, I'm getting

20
00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,280
all the majors from the States, 
 darling.

21
00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,960
Planet Hollywood, AIDS, 
 big AIDS conventions

22
00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,840
Elizabeth Taylor AIDS 
 conventions, darling!

23
00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,120
We're talking 
 three-lunch days.

24
00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,120
Goodbye Tania Bryer 
 and hello... Sweetie? Sweetie!

25
00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,560
Damn, damn! Bugger, bugger! 
 Bollocks!

26
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,760
Morning, Eddy.

27
00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,840
(SIGHS) Oh, morning, darling.

28
00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,160
Did you sleep all right?

29
00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,960
Yeah, eventually. 
 You know, after a few hours.

30
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,960
Not in Saffy's bed!

31
00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,720
-My bed. 
 -Oh, God.

32
00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,040
Who was it, anyway?

33
00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,680
Oh, he's just a male model.

34
00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,360
Square head and Calvin Klein 
 underpants.

35
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,560
-(EDINA SIGHS) 
 -Wanted to, um...

36
00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,000
Wanted to show me 
 his portfolio.

37
00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,880
All right. How was it?

38
00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,400
Fantastic!

39
00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,040
Do you want a... Do you want a 
 cup of coffee, darling?

40
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,600
Yeah. That'd be nice. Eddy, 
 where did I leave my keys?

41
00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,040
Darling, I've told you. 
 You always leave them around.

42
00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,520
When you come in the house, 
 put them in the bowl!

43
00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,920
I've put them in your bag 
 for you.

44
00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,160
Ed, this is like the old days, 
 isn't it? You know?

45
00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,840
You and me, just talking 
 to each other in your kitchen,

46
00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,080
without old Mrs Grundy! 
 (CHUCKLES)

47
00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,520
Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

48
00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,440
I mean I can just do whatever 
 I want, now, you know, I mean.

49
00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,360
I'm sort of a free, 
 liberated woman,

50
00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,000
with a career 
 that's going fabulously.

51
00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,920
Well, I can just 
 do whatever I want.

52
00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,960
What shall we do, 
 darling, hmm?

53
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,200
-I've got to go and see Magda. 
 -Hmm.

54
00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,080
Yeah I've got 
 to sort out things here,

55
00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,400
and then I'll go into 
 the office

56
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,280
-and sort out the deal. 
 -Yeah, all right.

57
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,440
So, I'll take the car, shall I? 
 And send him back for you.

58
00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,040
-Yeah. All right. 
 -Right.

59
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,280
By the way, 
 we're out of mixers.

60
00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,400
Okay. I'll put it on my list.

61
00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,640
See you later.

62
00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,280
(TUTTING)

63
00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,880
You'll forget your 
 head one day.

64
00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,720
Have a nice day 
 at the office, darling.

65
00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,200
All right, thank you 
 and you, sweetie.

66
00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,000
That is not going to happen. 
 No, no, no, no, no!

67
00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,360
How come she always 
 gets to be the man?

68
00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,000
Talking to yourself, dear?

69
00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,360
That's the first sign 
 of madness, you know?

70
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,800
Really? I thought it was 
 talking to you.

71
00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,480
Anyway, what do you want, huh?

72
00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,400
I just popped by to use 
 your oven

73
00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,280
to bake the cakes 
 for the shop.

74
00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,480
What? The old miseries' 
 charity shop?

75
00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,040
That's right, dear.

76
00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,080
What, that eyesore

77
00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,920
with a moth-eaten felt hat 
 a chipped cup

78
00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,680
and a couple of dead batteries

79
00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,720
passing as a window display? 
 That?

80
00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,960
Well, we don't put anything 
 that people might want

81
00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,080
to buy in the window or we'd 
 have to keep replacing it.

82
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,560
You're all out of cocoa

83
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,240
and I promised Mr Potter 
 a chocolate cake this week.

84
00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,840
What, this is all 
 my stuff you use, is it?

85
00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,360
What, dear?

86
00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:34,160
All this. This... This wheat 
 powder... What's this?

87
00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,840
-Flour, dear. 
 -Flour, yes!

88
00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,280
All this is mine, is it?

89
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,960
I mean, I am now paying 
 for old people to eat cake?

90
00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,880
Saffy said you wouldn't mind, 
 dear. Where is she?

91
00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,080
She left home. You knew that.

92
00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,200
Oh, yes, of course.

93
00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,760
Oh. Oh, yes.

94
00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,240
(HUMMING)

95
00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,240
Is, um... 
 Is old Patsy coming back?

96
00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,680
No.

97
00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,640
Well, there's a thing.

98
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,560
You and me, alone at last.

99
00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,960
Oh, I see. 
 Well, when was the last time?

100
00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,400
Actually, dear, 
 I think it's a first.

101
00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,200
Well, don't feel you 
 have to say anything

102
00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,560
to mark the occasion, please.

103
00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,040
No, no. 
 It's probably better if I go.

104
00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,320
Yeah, yeah. Off you go.

105
00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,440
I'll come back later

106
00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,360
and finish this when 
 there's somebody here.

107
00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,400
Yeah.

108
00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,800
Actually, dear,

109
00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,160
there is one thing 
 I've always wanted to say.

110
00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,400
It doesn't matter.

111
00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,160
No, but I promised 
 your father I would.

112
00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,280
Look, I don't want 
 some scene, okay?

113
00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,080
This is very difficult 
 for me, dear.

114
00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,480
Don't bother, then. 
 I'm sure I'll survive.

115
00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,240
Edwina, dear, 
 do you remember

116
00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280
your first pair 
 of platform shoes?

117
00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,760
What the ones you saw 
 Patsy steal? Yeah.

118
00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,680
Yes, dear.

119
00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,800
Well, Patsy didn't steal them.

120
00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,440
Your father and I took them

121
00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,560
on a camping trip 
 to the Rhineland...

122
00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,280
..to bang the tent pegs in 
 with. I'm sorry!

123
00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,120
I should have 
 told you earlier.

124
00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,080
Just go. Just go! Just go!

125
00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,480
I told you when you 
 bought them

126
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,920
they were very shoddily made.

127
00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,040
Leave now!

128
00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,040
They absolutely fell to bits.

129
00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,720
And eventually we had to 
 invest in a mallet, after all.

130
00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,080
Oh! Just leave! Go on!

131
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,640
(CAR HONKING)

132
00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,280
What did you say 
 your name were again?

133
00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,360
Lulu.

134
00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,000
Oh, like Sting?

135
00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,160
What is it you do?

136
00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,960
I'm a singer. Look, 
 I'm her number one client.

137
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,560
Huh. She tells everyone that!

138
00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,760
Don't tell her I said that, 
 though, will you?

139
00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,640
Trade secret!

140
00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,360
I'm thinking of getting someone 
 else to do my PR.

141
00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,440
But don't tell her that, 
 will you? Trade secret.

142
00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,960
Not 'cause of me, I hope.

143
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,240
'Cause I am hopeless

144
00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,760
with faces, names and people.

145
00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,720
Funny you being 
 called Lulu, though,

146
00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,400
'cause there were that one, 
 weren't there?

147
00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,400
# I'm just a jack in a box

148
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,680
# No, never, no, no

149
00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,000
# Jump up and down 
 on a string #

150
00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,880
No. That was not me.

151
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,280
Give us one of yours, then.

152
00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,600
No.

153
00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,600
Go on! Don't be shy.

154
00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,880
(CHUCKLES) I bet you've got 
 a lovely voice when you try.

155
00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,240
Okay.

156
00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,400
(BELTING)  # Well... #

157
00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,120
(SCREAMS) Stop, stop!

158
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,840
That can't be you!

159
00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,320
She'd be really, 
 really old now.

160
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,080
That's me.

161
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,120
But you look too young!

162
00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,280
-Ah! 
 -Just kidding!

163
00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,400
Got to say that, don't ya?

164
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,000
I'm here. Don't panic. 
 Hello, Lulie, darling, hello.

165
00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,000
(KISSES)

166
00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,960
Has Bubble filled you in 
 on our big news?

167
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,160
I'm just here as a formality...

168
00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,760
-Coffee? 
 -I don't want you to do...

169
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800
Champagne?

170
00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,480
Did she tell you, darling, 
 we've joined forces

171
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,480
-with PRM in New York? 
 -PRM?

172
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,160
Has Whitney Houston rung, 
 darling?

173
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,720
Rung? Has she rung?

174
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,320
Whitney Houston. Go and see if 
 she's rung. Whitney Houston.

175
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,640
And De Niro.

176
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,560
-What, to see if he's rung? 
 -Mmm.

177
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,880
Whitney and De Niro. 
 Just go and see...

178
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,200
-Rung? 
 -Go on! Go on!

179
00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,760
You did say PRM?

180
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,160
Yeah. PRM, yeah.

181
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,360
Darling, I've been 
 rushed off my feet, you know?

182
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,600
Bands, books launches, 
 Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein,

183
00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,080
Donna Karan, Hollywood Bowl,

184
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,800
Wembley Arena. It's just been 
 names, names, names...

185
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,200
Neil Sedaka. So?

186
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,440
No, no, nothing, nothing. 
 I'll have that...

187
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,440
-What, coffee? 
 -Champagne you offered.

188
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,200
-Glass of champagne... 
 -Bottle!

189
00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,320
Bottle of champagne for Lulu.

190
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,400
EDINA: That'll be 
 all right for you?

191
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,560
Ugh! I'll give you a month.

192
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,560
God! It's been push, push, 
 push with that woman

193
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,840
since  The Boat That I Row.

194
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,240
They haven't rung.

195
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,400
(GRUMBLES)

196
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,120
But that woman with PMT...

197
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,520
PRM, PRM.

198
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,520
Phoned to say that she'd fixed 
 a meeting for you with...

199
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,160
Go on.

200
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,800
-Bear with me. 
 -Yeah.

201
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,880
She had a really 
 strange accent.

202
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,520
I could barely understand her!

203
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,520
Who?

204
00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,920
-Ooh, and that other woman... 
 -Mmm-hmm.

205
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,600
-...very, very high voice. 
 -Mmm-hmm.

206
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,880
"Hello! Hello! 
 How are you, sweetheart?

207
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,880
"I've just won 
 the Grand National."

208
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,280
Elizabeth Taylor?

209
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,320
Wants to have lunch next week.

210
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,400
Lunch, lunch... 
 My God, I have to change!

211
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,560
And there was something,

212
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,760
something, something, 
 blah, blah, blah, blah...

213
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,120
What? What? What? What?

214
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,480
A fax?

215
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,840
A fax?

216
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,000
Oh, my God!

217
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,120
"Strategy meeting with clients 
 and accountants.

218
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,160
"Urgent press release and 
 campaign advertising

219
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,480
"budget outlines needed." Oh!

220
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,480
-Cripey! 
 -Yeah.

221
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,280
It's the big time for us.

222
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,240
Great!

223
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,720
I'm gonna have to sack you, 
 okay?

224
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,240
Right.

225
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,880
I shall endeavour 
 to transcribe it on to my pad,

226
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,720
photocopy it and file it 
 for future reference.

227
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,720
Hello! Hello! Hello!

228
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,560
Hello. Hello. 
 How are you? Fine. (SIGHS)

229
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,120
Yeah, fine, thanks.

230
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,360
Are you having a nice time

231
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,200
at your bloody university, 
 sweetie?

232
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,120
Are you having a nice time 
 at university?

233
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,480
Shout! Shout!

234
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,360
I can just do 
 what I bloody like now.

235
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,760
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

236
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,560
(GROANS)

237
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,160
Huh. Oh!

238
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,320
Hello, Eddy. I've got Magda,

239
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,560
Fleur, Catriona here. We're 
 just having a little drink.

240
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,200
All right? How're you doing?

241
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,560
I can't stay much longer.

242
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,760
I got, well, bugger all to do 
 till next week, actually.

243
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,880
Take a holiday, darling. 
 South of France.

244
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,280
No, I don't do holidays.

245
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,280
Everybody's a nobody 
 in a bikini.

246
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,760
I bumped into 
 Anna Wintour once when I was

247
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,680
wearing a G-string and I felt 
 me power base slipping.

248
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,440
Really? 
 How can you take a holiday?

249
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,440
You got a guest editor 
 or something this month?

250
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,920
-Yeah, but the 
 magazine's folded. 
 -EDINA: Oh!

251
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,080
We just had our final meeting. 
 We cleared out.

252
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,840
(EDINA SIGHS)

253
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,400
What?

254
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,280
Oh, yes, you missed that bit. 
 You were in the loo.

255
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,480
-Closed? 
 -Yes.

256
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,920
-Oh! 
 -Yes.

257
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,400
That's what we all thought.

258
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,280
Well, what are you 
 going to do, darling? Huh?

259
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,240
Oh, usual routine. Hang around 
 for a couple of weeks

260
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,960
until someone 
 opens another one.

261
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,760
Or see who's looking a 
 bit fragile in the competition

262
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,560
and move in. I can tell you 
 some of them

263
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,720
will be shaking on 
 their mastheads

264
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,360
knowing I'm on the loose.

265
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,840
Yeah, 'course they will, 
 darling.

266
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,000
I was going to say...

267
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,640
-What? 
 -What?

268
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,640
Sorry, I thought I knew

269
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,400
what you were going to say 
 then, but I don't.

270
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,120
I was going to say 
 it's a pity, really.

271
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,160
We had a meeting with Paloma 
 Perfumes with a view to...

272
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,720
Getting some free perfume.

273
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,640
Yes. It's a shame. 
 It took months to set up.

274
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,680
Whatsit, can I use your phone? 
 I'm expecting a call

275
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,720
from New York and I don't 
 want to clog up me mobile.

276
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,360
-Yeah. 
 -New York?

277
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,280
So, what are you going to do?

278
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,600
Well, I've got a friend 
 with a lovely job, so maybe...

279
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,680
Don't be stupid.

280
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,440
Armani, my arsehole! 
 I don't come as a package.

281
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,120
I sacked Bubble. 
 Why don't you have her job?

282
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,200
There you are.

283
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,400
No, no, no, mate. I don't even 
 get out of bed and piss

284
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,880
for that kind of money.

285
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,520
And as for me, well,

286
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:15,040
self-confidence and fun 
 are my words du jour.

287
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,120
I shall have to fall back 
 on my Revlon connections.

288
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,200
I mean, after all, 
 I've got an awful lot of...

289
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,560
-Make-up? 
 -Yes.

290
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,680
What do you mean 
 bad circulation?

291
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,360
It needs triple bypass surgery,

292
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,480
and I'm holding the scalpel, 
 all right?

293
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,520
Right! I'm off. They've just 
 made me editor

294
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,840
of magazine in New York.  HQ

295
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,640
Oh! Congratulations!

296
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,920
Yeah. Don't push it.

297
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,560
Got a non-smoking brunch 
 with Marlboro Lights

298
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,880
and a designer douche launch

299
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,600
to get to by 10:00 
 tomorrow morning.

300
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,720
All this with my "Ta, 
 nice to have worked with you

301
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,600
"shame it's closed, 
 but it's a crap mag, anyway"

302
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,080
lunch floating about here.

303
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,840
Thanks for the drink. 
 Patsy, a word.

304
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,240
Oh!

305
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,720
Oh!

306
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,720
magazine. HQ

307
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,920
Tina's moved on again.

308
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,080
Well, I must be off.

309
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,320
Well, if you want that job,

310
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,240
just go into the office 
 'cause I've sacked Bubble.

311
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,040
So, she can just show you 
 the ropes, all right?

312
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,480
Right.

313
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,800
-EDINA: Yeah. 
 -Okay.

314
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,840
Revlon, here I come!

315
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,040
Excuse me, madam,

316
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,480
would you like to try Revlon's 
 new refreshment spray?

317
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,200
(MIMICS SPRAYING)

318
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,720
EDINA: Pats!

319
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,840
Pats!

320
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,360
Hello, darling.

321
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,800
You don't have to do that 
 in here any more, you know?

322
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,120
Yeah. It's great, isn't it? 
 No bitch daughter.

323
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,040
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 
 Fantastic!

324
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,720
I can smoke 
 this anywhere now, you know.

325
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,720
(SIGHS)

326
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,920
What did Magda want?

327
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,240
Oh, she wants to take me 
 to with her.  HQ

328
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,440
-Oh! 
 -(INHALES)

329
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,800
You know, familiar face 
 and all that. (SNIFFS)

330
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,840
Oh!

331
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,360
I mean, you could be looking

332
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,800
at the new Grace Coddington 
 here, you know.

333
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,800
-Yeah? Yeah? 
 -Fash Ed supreme.

334
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,760
I mean, 
 it would be major league.

335
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,680
-It would mean major... 
 -Discounts, yeah.

336
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,440
Yeah. It'd be great, wouldn't 
 it? 'Cause I'd see you in

337
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,840
New York, you know, 
 with PRM and it'd be...

338
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,800
You, the new Julie Covington, 
 me just the fantastic!

339
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,360
-Yeah! 
 -Yeah.

340
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400
-I'll drink to that! 
 -Cheers.

341
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,640
Here's to our fantastic, 
 beautiful lives.

342
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,960
Yeah. Cheers.

343
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,520
What do you see when you look 
 in the mirror, darling?

344
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,640
Me looking fabulous. 
 What do you see?

345
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,000
Yeah, just the room.

346
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,760
(SOBS)

347
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,080
I can't do it, Eddy!

348
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,800
Oh, well, well, what? 
 What? Well?

349
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,000
-(PATSY CRIES) 
 -Huh?

350
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,720
Why can't everything 
 stay still?

351
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,600
I mean, like, 
 what's suddenly happened?

352
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,680
What?

353
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,280
I mean it is like everything 
 I ever wanted,

354
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,720
but all I want to do 
 is to throw up.

355
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,680
You don't want to throw up! 
 You don't have any head room.

356
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,760
Darling, come back here. 
 Come back here, darling.

357
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,600
You don't want 
 to be doing that.

358
00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,960
You just want a little drink, 
 darling,

359
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,280
a little drink with a 
 cigarette.

360
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,840
(PATSY PANTING)

361
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,400
That's it. 
 There, there, there.

362
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,760
I mean, you just stand up 
 and put your neck on the line

363
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,120
and they chop it off.

364
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,520
I mean you just put your 
 head up over the parapet

365
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,040
and they kick away the stool.

366
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,320
No, they won't, darling.

367
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,760
They will, they will. 
 They've done it before.

368
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,200
Oh. You're not still thinking 
 about that, are you, darling?

369
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,800
Well, it frightens me, Eddy.

370
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,000
What, still?

371
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,480
Yeah.

372
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,560
I think it is my only memory.

373
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,360
(PLAYING ROCK SONG BADLY)

374
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,920
MAN: Well, fantastic!

375
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,360
Now, I know you came here 
 as a temporary secretary

376
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,760
and it took a lot of courage

377
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,480
to do what you've just done, 
 but...

378
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,080
..you're on  Candid Camera!

379
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,400
You bastard.

380
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,880
I'd like you to meet a few 
 more friends of mine.

381
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,520
The Rolling Stones, 
 themselves.

382
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,680
Come on in, boys!

383
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,240
And all your 
 other little friends.

384
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,560
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)

385
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,880
Darling, I don't think 
 it even went out.

386
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,480
I don't think anyone 
 saw it anyway.

387
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,320
Bastards!

388
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,760
Bastard.

389
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,280
You don't know what 
 that did to me, Eddy.

390
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,160
It didn't seem 
 to affect you at all.

391
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,520
It wasn't my song, 
 was it? I mean...

392
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,760
Yeah, but you played on it!

393
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,160
Well, it was just 
 a bit of fun.

394
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,520
(SIGHS)

395
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,560
Anyway, I mean... 
 Darling, you don't have to

396
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,600
do anything. 
 You don't have to do anything!

397
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,400
Just stay here. You don't have 
 to do anything, you know.

398
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,080
I don't want 
 to be just nothing!

399
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,120
You're not just... 
 You're not just nothing!

400
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,200
I know I'm not just nothing.

401
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,560
I mean, I'm not just 
 born and died.

402
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,720
I'm not just nothing, 
 but I'm...

403
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,320
-I'm not out there! 
 -Where? Where?

404
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,120
You know, I want people 
 to be scared of me!

405
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,920
I want them to think, you know 
 Patsy, you know, great!

406
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,880
And I... And I can't 
 because I'm too...

407
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,040
What, what?

408
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,040
-I'm too, I'm too, I'm too... 
 -No, you're not, darling.

409
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,280
You're not that old!

410
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,640
No, I'm not too old!

411
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,840
I know I'm not too old.

412
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,880
It's just that I'm too scared. 
 Why?

413
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,560
Well, it's just old age, that.

414
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,720
I mean, you know,

415
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,200
the older you get, 
 the more frightening life is.

416
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,000
It should be the other way 
 round, but it ain't, you know.

417
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,240
-Bloody old people! 
 -Yeah.

418
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,640
-I don't want to be them! 
 -Oh!

419
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,040
Darling, do you remember 
 when you could just get up

420
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,400
in the morning 
 and feel fabulous?

421
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,920
Without pills?

422
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,600
Yeah. Yeah, yeah!

423
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,080
Yeah, like, every day it was 
 just like, you were just like

424
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,920
Henry Winkler 
 walking into  Happy Days.

425
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,880
Hello, hello. You know, 
 I know what I'm doing.

426
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,680
This is mine, people love me.

427
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,760
Yeah. They know who I am!

428
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,440
-Applause! 
 -(IMITATING CROWD APPLAUDING)

429
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,040
Not like some bloody 
 old person

430
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,080
who can't even 
 bloody cross the road at a

431
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,720
pingling crossing 
 that's shouting "Walk! Walk!"

432
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,000
-Pats. 
 -Yes, darling?

433
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,680
-Pats, Pats, Pats. 
 -Yeah.

434
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,760
You know when you're 
 in a room or something,

435
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,120
and you think 
 someone's staring at you?

436
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,320
-In a room? 
 -Or on a plane,

437
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,440
or anywhere, anywhere.

438
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,960
And you're sort of doing things

439
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,560
'cause you think 
 someone's looking,

440
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,920
like, people are looking 
 at you, you know.

441
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,480
-On a plane? 
 -Well, anywhere, anywhere.

442
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,720
And then you look at them,

443
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,720
and they're just 
 sort of asleep.

444
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,120
But their head is flopped 
 in your direction, you know?

445
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,560
Yeah.

446
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,840
Well, I don't want 
 that to happen.

447
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,120
I don't want that to be 
 my life, you know,

448
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,320
whole world asleep.

449
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,160
What?

450
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,880
-Eddy, Eddy. 
 -Yeah.

451
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,880
-Eddy, this is very important. 
 -Yeah.

452
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,000
Don't ever make me 
 a cup of tea.

453
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,560
-No, I won't... 
 -No, no, Eddy, Eddy,

454
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,120
I mean don't ever 
 make me a cup of tea!

455
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,200
No, I won't, darling, I won't. 
 I won't.

456
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,160
(BOTH LAUGH)

457
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,800
What? What? What? 
 No, what, what?

458
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,400
No, I've forgotten 
 the word now.

459
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,200
-No, what? 
 -What is that word?

460
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,680
On your grave marker...

461
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,280
The words on your grave. 
 What is that word?

462
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,960
On your... Your epitomb?

463
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,320
-Your epitomb? 
 -Yeah.

464
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,080
What is that what you want 
 on your epitomb?

465
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,120
I want, "She was fantastic."

466
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,640
Oh, "Patsy was here."

467
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,000
(BOTH GIGGLING)

468
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,760
No, darling, you can 
 just have "Patsy Stone"!

469
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,880
"Patsy Stone"!

470
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,320
(LAUGHS) Eddy, oh, Eddy,

471
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,720
Eddy, Eddy, wait for this, 
 wait for this.

472
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,920
-Yeah? Yeah. 
 -"Eddy.

473
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,960
"Still no thinner." 
 (LAUGHS)

474
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,440
Yeah, these are great.

475
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,080
These are really funny. 
 We could sell these.

476
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,240
Sell them.

477
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,920
Darling, darling, darling!

478
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,480
(LAUGHS) 
 For the bitch daughter,

479
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,800
you could put, 
 "The mingiest..."

480
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,480
No, no. Don't say the minge, 
 don't say the minge.

481
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,600
Minge, mingiest.

482
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,280
Coping all right?

483
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,200
I need a wazz.

484
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,440
Not here, not here, darling. 
 Go upstairs.

485
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,320
Use the upstairs wazza.

486
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,120
You're home, then. 
 What a pleasure, hmm?

487
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,880
I'm not arguing with you 
 when you're stoned.

488
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,400
-Are you staying? 
 -Just tonight.

489
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,440
We can talk tomorrow.

490
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,600
Better change the sheets...

491
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,600
Don't bother. I've done it.

492
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,880
One of the sheets was crawling 
 out on its own accord

493
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,000
in search of an ovum.

494
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,960
Darling,

495
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,720
why don't you come home, 
 sweetie, huh?

496
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,160
Mum, what's the problem?

497
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,000
I have my life 
 and you have yours.

498
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,280
This is what you wanted.

499
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,480
(SCOFFS)

500
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,800
It's just I feel orphaned, 
 you know.

501
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,080
What's the matter? 
 Has the deal fallen through?

502
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,400
Not the deal, 
 not the deal, not that.

503
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,680
It's just...

504
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,840
-What? 
 -Well, darling,

505
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,960
you've just sort of...

506
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,840
You've just sort of 
 abandoned me in this sort of

507
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,960
wilderness of potential 
 greatness

508
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,920
and fabulousness, 
 haven't you?

509
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,760
You know, 
 all my walls have gone

510
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,360
flop, flop, flop, flop.

511
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,840
And I'm just like this kind of 
 prisoner that's released...

512
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,920
Released prisoner, darling,

513
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,160
walking out into 
 the squinting sun.

514
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,200
# The hissing 
 of summer lawns... #

515
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,520
Yeah, thanks.

516
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,080
I mean, you've cast me 
 adrift with no oars!

517
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,000
-You've got oars. 
 -I haven't!

518
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,040
You have! You're just too lazy 
 and fat to use them!

519
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,600
You filth!

520
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,960
I, darling, am a fighter!

521
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,120
Yeah.

522
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,520
You are hyperactive 
 and disorganised, that's all.

523
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,320
You waste time 
 at the speed of sound

524
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,040
and get what you want 
 by shouting loud enough.

525
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,360
Bitch trogg!

526
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,360
Yeah, well...

527
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,680
Yeah, well. You know,

528
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,440
I don't want all these 
 things you think I want,

529
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,760
the success and the deal 
 and the...

530
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,840
I don't want this, 
 I don't want this house.

531
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,000
You do!

532
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,040
I'm coming home at weekends!

533
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,120
Yes.

534
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,400
That'll be all right for you, 
 coming home weekends.

535
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,680
What, Edina Hotel, huh?

536
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,920
Yeah. That would be 
 very convenient for you,

537
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,880
wouldn't it? Yes.

538
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,840
Your mother's doing all right. 
 Everything is labelled.

539
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,120
Her career's going fabulously. 
 Coming home at weekends.

540
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,400
It's not that simple, darling, 
 you know, just weekends.

541
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,360
It's a bit more difficult 
 than just come home weekends!

542
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,520
Huh?

543
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,840
I mean, you know, 
 I need to find myself.

544
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,160
'Cause, sweetie,

545
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,000
I've been to paradise 
 but I have never been to me.

546
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,600
Yeah.

547
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,640
I need to kind of, you know, 
 see who's in there, who me be.

548
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,640
For God's sake, Mum,

549
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,600
every year for as long 
 as I can remember,

550
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,400
you've gone in search 
 of yourself.

551
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,920
You've done everything 
 from wobble naked

552
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,280
round standing stones 
 near Bristol

553
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,280
to circus skills in a tent 
 on Clapham Common.

554
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,320
EDINA: 
 It's all part of a journey.

555
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,440
SAFFY:  You pulled tickets

556
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,640
and got hit in the face 
 with a plank twice a day.

557
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,800
Well, my knees froze. 
 I couldn't duck, you know.

558
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,560
There isn't a course that can 
 help you find yourself.

559
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,800
There isn't a course 
 in redemption.

560
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,920
You'd be better off giving all 
 your money to charity.

561
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,040
Oh! Well, I already pay 
 for old people to eat cake.

562
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,120
Just start living your life

563
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,840
and stop trying to find 
 yourself fascinating!

564
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,560
I am fascinating!

565
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,160
You cannot become a better 
 person through massage.

566
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,640
You piece of filth!

567
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,600
I mean, you feel like that, 
 do you feel like that, huh?

568
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,400
You feel like that? 
 Well, maybe I should just...

569
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,360
Yeah.

570
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,360
Yeah.

571
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400
Maybe I should just go and live 
 with people who understand me.

572
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,560
What? And sell the house?

573
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,080
Yeah, I might. 
 Yeah, I will. Yeah.

574
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,760
Well, good luck, then.

575
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,040
I hope you do go away 
 and find yourself.

576
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,720
And then do us all 
 a favour and get lost!

577
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,760
-Sweetheart... 
 -Oh, leave her, Eddy.

578
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,840
-You didn't really mean it. 
 -No, I did. I did.

579
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,480
No, you didn't. This is great.

580
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,120
This is just like 
 the old days.

581
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,400
Me and your lovely Bolly, 
 me and your lovely ciggies,

582
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,000
me and your lovely home, 
 me and your lovely life.

583
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,080
Yes, just like the old days, 
 isn't it? It's great.

584
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,840
Well, maybe I just don't 
 want that any more, you know?

585
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,640
Huh?

586
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,480
I mean, maybe I think... 
 Maybe I... That me meant...

587
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,200
To be somebody somewhere, 
 you know?

588
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,440
Yeah. I shall... 
 I shall go away, yeah.

589
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,960
-Away? 
 -Mmm-hmm.

590
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,800
And find it, darling.

591
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,360
-For how long? 
 -Forever!

592
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,360
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

593
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,960
You'll be all right, 
 won't you, Pats? Huh?

594
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720
EDINA: (IN DISTORTED VOICE) 
 You'll be all right.

595
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,920
Pats. Pats.

596
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,120
You'll be all right.

597
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,920
Yeah. I'll be all right.

598
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,240
-I'll go to New York. 
 -Yeah?

599
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,720
I don't need you, Eddy. 
 You've always been just...

600
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,400
What?

601
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,160
-You know... 
 -Yeah.

602
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,280
I'm going to be 
 a bloody great success.

603
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,800
-Yeah, all right. 
 -Yeah, all right!

604
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,480
Well, I'll see you, then, huh?

605
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Don't count on it, babe.

606
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,520
Oh, God!