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♪ Wheels on fire ♪

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♪ Rolling down the road ♪

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♪ Best notify my next of kin ♪

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♪ This wheel shall explode ♪

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- What are you tying to do?
- Make tea.

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- For you?
- No, for what's-his-face upstairs.

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Don't look at me, don't look at me!
Just don't look at me like that! Oh, God!

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All right, loudhailer! I've got a man upstairs!
Back in business! Big deal!

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- Who is it?
- It's just Pete, just little Pete. It's only Pete.

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Are these baby things?
Be nice if we could all dress like that.

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Clothes that contract and expand with you.
The Oprah Winfrey school of dressing, innit?

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like a big stretchy condom that can cope with
every stage of your yo-yo diet, isn't it, darling?

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One minute she fills the screen
the next she's just a little eyeball!

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- Mum, I don't know Pete.
- You do know him. I've known him all my life.

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- Why can't I meet him?
- Because he's in and out.

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- No pressure, just fun, no pressure.
- Well, that's good. It's about time.

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Yeah, it's about time, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah, darling. Bit odd, though,
because he's a bit older than me.

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- Why?
- Long time since I've been out with an older man.

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- How much older?
- Nearly a year, which is all right.

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I'm not making a thing about it, darling.
What, darling?

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All right, he was my first boyfriend.

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He's the first thing I kissed that wasn't
a hand, a balloon or a mirror, all right?

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You still do that.

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- Eddie, I've got something I want you to see.
- What, what, what?

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- Mum's got a new boyfriend.
- Eddie?

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- Pete.
- oh.

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- She's been seeing him for a while.
- You won't get her to react.

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We were at school together. It's Pete.

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You see, I've had this fantastic approach.

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This Japanese company
wants to re-release some of my old movies.

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Which movies?

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They've become quite a cult, apparently,
among the connoisseurs of the genre.

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Yeah? Which ones, darling?

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- Well, um, there's the Chatterley series.
- Yeah, yeah.

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"Old lady Chatterley", "Young lady Chatterley",
"Lady Chatterley Doesn't live Here Any More".

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- Then there's the Bond collection.
- Bond collection?

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- "The Man With Thunderballs".
- That was vey good.

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"Boldfinger". I played Honey Lovetrap.

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And Anouska was Titty Bighorn
and Gayle Hunnicutt was...

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- Gayle Hunnicutt, I imagine!
- Yeah.

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- Porn movies?
- They weren't porn movies. Just cheeky fun.

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- Nothing sordid, you know.
- No.

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They were good plots with good actors.

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It was just having a bit of a feel-up
whilst doing the household chores!

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- I'm excited about this.
- Gotta go, babe.

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Don't worry about the tea.

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Do you remember "The Four Dimensions
Of lusty Happycrack"?

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- Your mother's not down here, is she?
- No, she's not here. Here he is, darling.

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- He can walk, talk, step, step, step.
- Mum, stop being so embarrassed.

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- You know Patsy.
- Hello, Pats.

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- Cheers.
- Yeah.

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- This is my daughter. Don't laugh.
- Mum, stop it.

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You're looking like some idiot.
He doesn't know what to think.

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- Gotta go, babe.
- All right, darling.

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- Oh, now, who's this?
- oh.

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Oooooooooh!

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(EDDIE) Be really quick.
(PETE) Oh, bloody hell!

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(EDDIE) It's an all-in-one, Pete.

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- Ooh.
- (PETE) My hand's stuck.

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Oh, that's where you are, Edwina dear.

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Is this the boy you were going to bring home
to tea? I found them, Daddy. Here they are.

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What were you doing in there? Playing sardines?

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It's Pete, isn't it?

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What's that on your neck, dear?

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Some marks. What are those?

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Oh, we must wipe them off.

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Daddy, spit on the hanky.

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- No, no, here we go, here we go, here we go.
- Stop it!

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That's better. Now, we must have a little chat.

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Come and sit down...

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…and tell me All about yourself, hm?

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- He's not gay.
- I never said he was, dear.

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That's what everyone always thinks.

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He doesn't moisturise, he drums along to music,
he doesn't like disco, he doesn't notice my hair.

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- Oh, it's nice.
- Cheers.

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- He's a tits man, but not in a weird way.
- Her tits, not mine.

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- My tits.
- Really?

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He lets me sit eyes-out at a restaurant
so I see people.

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- Tell me, Pete, what do you do now?
- He's in the music business.

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Yes. let him speak for himself.
The music business.

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The music business.
What exactly is that? Explain.

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Well, he's... Ow, ow!

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- Well, it's...
- Yes, come along, talk.

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- It's... It's...like...
- It's cocaine-fuelled orgies and drug parties!

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That's all she wants to hear, isn't it?
Darling, tell them about the Beatles thing.

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Yeah, yeah, 'cause he has found -
well, he owns them now -

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the lost Beatles tapes.

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- Beatles tapes!
- Yeah, darling.

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- Because he was a junior...
- Balance engineer.

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Junior balance engineer and was down, like,
Abbey Road and Pete... You say it, you say.

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- Nnnno.
- What? All right, well, I'll say it, darling.

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Pete says if it wasn't for people
like him and George...

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- George Martin.
-…the Beatles might have been...

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- Stress MIGHT.
- Yeah.

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Might have been just kind of
self-indulgent and amateurish, darling.

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What was it you said?
That ein Me/jterwerk is like a collaboration.

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- Isn't that what you...
- Babe, I gotta go, OK?

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I'm gonna shoot. See you down the road.

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- See you at Abbey Road, darling.
- What?!

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Pete's working at Abbey Road
on the Beatles tapes.

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- Can I come?
- Can Pats come?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- I must go too, dear.

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- Pete, can you give me a lift?
- I-I'm walking.

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- Oh, good. I could do with some fresh air.
- Drop her somewhere, will you?

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Well, I think he's vey nice, Mum.

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Oh, well, that's the kiss of death!

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- (MUNERS TO HERSELF)
- I'm so pleased to have these films, darling.

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They were beautifully shot.

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It wasn't just rumpy-pumpy.
You got to see a lot of the countryside.

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It was lovely. It was like a breeding ground
for young talent.

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David lean, Joe Losey.
Schlesinger cut his teeth on my young oeuvre!

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- Ugh, doesn't sound vey nice!
- So, Eddie, Abbey Road!

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Yeah, these tapes
are gonna make him a lot of money.

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- Really?
- Oh, mucho moola!

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- Makes him a more attractive proposition to you!
- Yeah.

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look at these, darling. What a pro.

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- What do you want?
- I don't know.

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Did you rub the lamp, O Great One?

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Rub the lamp?
Oh, yes! Oh, darling, oh, yes, oh, yes!

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The party for when he plays the Beatles tapes -
just a low-key industry affair - is gonna be here.

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- Oh, Eddie!
- Yeah, darling. I thought I'd theme it.

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like '60s theme it, maybe '70s.
Have Elton John tinkling on the piano.

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Ohh, Elton!

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Yes, Elton, all right? So you just do it, OK?
Come on, we've got to go to Abbey Road.

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(SINGS AFRICAN SONG
FROM IITHE LION KINGII)

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(HIGH-PITCHED TRILLING)

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Abbey Road. (SIGHS)

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- How sad.
- Having their photographs taken!

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- Run them over!
- Run them over! Oh, it's so been done!

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Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone.

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- Oh, please, how tragic.
- Pathetic!

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Clicky-picky, cooky-hooky, cooky-pooky!

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- Not important enough to come in!
- We can go in. They're looking at us.

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Monsoon! M-O-N-S-O-N. S-O-O-N!
Oh, he's buzzed.

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- (MUSIC PLAVS)
- Hey, Petey.

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- Hey, baby!
- Hello, sweetheart.

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Darling, I-I wouldn't sit there if I were you.

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We are um...in the process of over-dubbing...

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…under-dubbing, miKing...laying it all down.

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Is that "the tapes"?

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Yeah.

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Pats, these are the tapes.

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We're digitalising.

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- Amazing.
- Fantastic.

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Isn't it extraordinary how, like, voices...

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…like a little moment of genius can actually
be caught on that plastic and chemical?

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A little fly on flypaper.

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- What's all the knobs?
- let him do his job.

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It's OK. It's not as complicated as it looks.
Hey, come here.

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Quite simple, really. I'm drivin', baby!

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I'm driving! Zhuga, zhuga, zhuga!

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- Zhuga, zhuga!
- Zhuga, zhuga!

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le-le-le!

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It's OK. let's have a drink.

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Coffee, drink, whatever you like, baby!

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Hello, babe, how are you?

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It's "wonderful" to be here. Certainly "a thrill".

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Cheers. You were vey small.

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- I'm a lot bigger now!
- Fantastic.

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This was the "Sergeant Pepper" studio.

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Yeah.

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- I was here.
- Yeah, so were we. We were here.

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Oh, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie darling,
the Maharishi is humping you.

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Just be cool, just be cool.

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Just be cool, darling! It's the Maharishi.

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Pats, whose... Whose hair am I eating?

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It's yours, babe.

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Eddie, Eddie, Ginsberg is dry-humping Ringo.

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It's fantastic.

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Shhh! Hey!

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Hey, that is the "lady Madonna" piano.

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♪ Last night I said these words to my girl ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do! ♪

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♪ I know you never even tried, girl ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do! ♪

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♪ Come on, come on! Come on, come on! ♪

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♪ Come on, come on! Please, please me ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, like I please you! ♪

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Ow, ow!

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- Hi!
- Oooh!

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- Listen...
- ♪ Do you wanna know a secret? Ooh, ooh... ♪

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Babe, I gotta go. I've got a big meeting.

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- George is gonna be there.
- George Martin?

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- Shh!
- Can we stay here?

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- Sure. Half an hour, OK?
- Half an hour, right.

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My pain!

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oh!

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Pats, Pats, come down!

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Yeah, come on. Bring me a drink.

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We've got half an hour, babe.

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Ooh, look, they must have sat here,
and up there would be George Martin.

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- Yeah.
- Click me in, click track me in.

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Singing a song, sitting around there with
their instruments. I could be the backing vocalist.

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- You could've been a singer.
- I could have.

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- Just going to get another bottle.
- Yeah.

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♪ I'm a-walking down the road... ♪

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I've only got one song.

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Right, come in with me, Paul.

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♪ I'm a-walking down the road ♪

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♪ Just people say hello ♪

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♪ Say you're looking great ♪

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♪ I said thank you ♪

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♪ Your hair is so great ♪

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♪ I said thank you, but I'm just ♪

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♪ Walking down the road ♪

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♪ They say, "Are you Stella McCartney's best
mate?" I say, "Yeah. Thank you, thank you!" ♪

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♪ So cool walking down the road! ♪

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Sing that one, Eddie. Sing it, babe.

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- You are a child...
- ♪ You are a child of the universe ♪

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- ♪ No less than the trees and the stars ♪
- ♪ No less than the trees and the stars ♪

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♪ You have a right to be here... ♪

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- Back into the now!
- All right, babe?

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- Here, catch.
- Hey, no, don't jump at me!

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- Going down the pub?
- Yeah, yeah, pub.

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Have you done the zebra crossing?

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- This is it.
- The Fab Three!

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Stay. listen, I'm John, all right?

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- I'm George.
- Who am I? Who am I?

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- You're Ringo.
- I don't wanna be Ringo!

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Oh, Eddie, walk properly. Darling, you're a sad.

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♪ Racoon...da da da-da da! ♪

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- Eddie, where's Pete?
- Pete's not...

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I said, "Don't come back tonight, Pete,
'cause it's closed for maintenance."

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Oh, boy!

224
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- Eddie, darling. Eddie.
- What?

225
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:16,721
You know "Norwegian Wood"? It was a drug.

226
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:21,299
- "Norwegian Wood" was a wood, darling.
- Know "Rocky Racoon"? It was a drug.

227
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,740
It was a racoon, darling!

228
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:27,470
It meant the world was gonna end tomorrow
backwards!

229
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:31,509
How would you know, darling?
You was a Stones girl.

230
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- Eddie, I was "lady Jane", darling!
- Do your little bit, do your little bit.

231
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(BOTH SING TUNELESSLY)

232
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Do your little feet, little feet, little feet!

233
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They were fantastic, those boys!
Who was your favourite Stone?

234
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You didn't have a favourite, you had 'em all.

235
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You know, darling,
after a Stones concert, it was like...

236
00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:07,284
Eddie, Eddie, you know those little tiny bricks
and they have little bumps on them like that?

237
00:17:08,175 --> 00:17:11,155
And sometimes they've got little windows
on the bricks.

238
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- lego, darling.
- Yeah!

239
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:17,563
It was like a legoland of sex
after those concerts!

240
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Everybody was connected to someone eke
by something!

241
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That's fantastic!

242
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,903
- Ohh, darling. Hey, I really like Pete.
- Yeah, I like Pete, darling.

243
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:34,081
Eddie, I was thinking about the party.
You've got this fantastic '60s theme.

244
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- We could show "Booberella" on the walk.
- Yeah, that'd be fantastic.

245
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,751
It would be fantastic, bit of a cheeky thing.

246
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,860
♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

247
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Hakuna Matata?! Come on, now, speak English.

248
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:52,940
lyrics by Andrew Lloyd Rice.

249
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I want to speak to Yoko.

250
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I wanna tell her, when she's on the satellite link
to stand further back from the camera. I'll hold.

251
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:07,348
The good thing about "Booberella" is
I think it was directed by David lean.

252
00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:13,297
This is going to be quite a low-key party.

253
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:17,708
Industry people, play the tapes,
little Elton tinkling in the corner.

254
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:22,657
- Your films, you're there, it's special.
- Dear, oh, dear. Rent an Elt.

255
00:18:23,407 --> 00:18:26,957
- Shut up.
- little Elton! I had a fling with him once.

256
00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:33,466
- It was a long time ago, but he should remember.
- Oh, darling.

257
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,625
Some of his clothes! I mean, really!

258
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,985
Though what he's wearing today...

259
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:46,235
- What do you mean, what he's wearing today?
- Him! Chumba Wumba!

260
00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:50,504
- He's here already?
- Yes!

261
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:55,263
- Go tell him I'll be up in a minute!
- Don't send me there! You do it!

262
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,792
YOU do it! I'm talking to Yoko!

263
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- Yoko? Oh-no!
- Yes, Yoko. Go on.

264
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,511
Oh, no, darling Yoko, I wasn't talking to you.

265
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,992
Sayonara. Konnichiwa, Yoko-san!

266
00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:15,570
- Who's doing the nibbles?
- Oh, right, are they? So I won't bother.

267
00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:21,070
- No, who's doing the nibbles? That was you.
- Oh, yes, quite right. I have done them.

268
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- Well done!
- So who was it?

269
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- Who? Oh, I thought you knew. He's a singer.
- No...

270
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Who is doing nibbles, she's asking you,
you silly mare!

271
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- Oh.
- Oh.

272
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,298
- Who's he?
- What?

273
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:44,767
- Who's that? That was so rude!
- That is Elton John, you fool!

274
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- The singer?
- Yes!

275
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- So he's not doing nibbles?
- No, I am not.

276
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,766
- I thought I'd been invited to a party.
- Give me that.

277
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She's on her way, lad.

278
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:03,056
- It says Gordon Ramsay is doing the nibbles.
- Oh, Gordon Ramsay is doing the nibbles (!)

279
00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:08,025
- Yes!
- Oh, celebrity chefs! How common!

280
00:20:08,754 --> 00:20:12,614
Greeted by someone off the TV.
Enough to put you off your pudding.

281
00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:17,215
- And always so angry, aren't they, Elt?
- Do I know you?

282
00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,474
You do, soft lad, that you do.

283
00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:25,404
Oh, sweetheart! Oh, Elton, darling!

284
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:29,022
- What is going on?
- We've got you the piano.

285
00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:32,572
- What?
- The piano. To play at the party.

286
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:35,612
- What is this?
- She's presumpted me slightly.

287
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:40,851
It just I was wondering if you wouldn't mind
playing a little at the Beatles party.

288
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:44,412
- Playing?
- Just play, entertain.

289
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:48,211
- Huh! If you can call it that!
- You've got a nerve!

290
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:53,221
I thought, darling, just a little Beatles medley.
You wouldn't be the focus, just something...

291
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:56,089
Or "Your Song", something like that.

292
00:20:56,549 --> 00:20:59,249
- Did you bring your own stool?
- I've got a stool!

293
00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:02,880
- Who do you think I am?
- Please, sweetheart!

294
00:21:03,469 --> 00:21:07,508
Don't go, don't go, don't go!
I wanted you because I wanted the best!

295
00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:11,068
- The Beatles were the best and you are!
- Get off!

296
00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:14,858
The best piano player?
Have you seen t'fingers on him?

297
00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:20,347
- Get off!
- He's got fingers like me! 10 Porkinson's bangers!

298
00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:23,817
At least mine are chipolatas! I never liked you!

299
00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:27,677
- I auctioned your clothes for Aids!
- I was wearing them!

300
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:34,237
- I think I knew you when you were a man.
- And I knew you when you had hair.

301
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:37,315
I've always had hair, bitch!

302
00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:41,085
- Don't go!
- Get of my Yohji! Get off me!

303
00:21:41,705 --> 00:21:44,125
(EDDIE SHOUTS) last season's Yohji!

304
00:21:48,385 --> 00:21:51,195
Is that a grand piano?

305
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,773
No, it's a baby grand.

306
00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:57,664
Hasn't got all the notes.
Just big enough for small songs.

307
00:21:58,742 --> 00:22:03,522
- Never mind, Eddie.
- Darling, how dare he get fussy at my party!

308
00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:07,463
- Eddie, we've still got the movies, though.
- What?

309
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:11,291
- We're showing some of Patsy's old B-movies.
- Her what?

310
00:22:11,902 --> 00:22:15,382
- Cheeky old sex films.
- No, darling, they're more cult classics.

311
00:22:16,021 --> 00:22:17,771
You'll be surprised how good they are.

312
00:22:29,499 --> 00:22:32,829
) More, more!

313
00:22:44,859 --> 00:22:50,159
 Booberella, She came from outerspace
to save forth womankind?

314
00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:07,126
(CHRRSY SRXY MUSIC)

315
00:23:33,532 --> 00:23:38,693
Booberella, She came from outer space
to save forth womankind...

316
00:23:39,572 --> 00:23:41,963
...to cldim them for herself!

317
00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:53,941
Sorry about that,
but what is life without a laugh?

318
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:58,590
- Not one of David lean's finest moments!
- Shut up!

319
00:23:59,211 --> 00:24:03,490
OK, let's raise the tone. Yes, Yoko is with us!

320
00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:08,079
 She should back off.
(PETE) Back off!

321
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,539
- Back off. Yoko, back off.
- Back off.

322
00:24:11,328 --> 00:24:13,078
 Move back.

323
00:24:14,008 --> 00:24:15,758
- It's going good, though.
- It's fine!

324
00:24:16,169 --> 00:24:21,298
- I'm sorry about Elton, sorry about the movie.
- It's fine. Nothing can touch me tonight, OK?

325
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:26,348
The money they've offered me and they've
not even heard 'em yet! let's go outside.

326
00:24:29,127 --> 00:24:32,387
"Booberella". "Booberella"I.

327
00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:35,707
We've really got something on her now!

328
00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:37,476
Nipple?

329
00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:43,096
Tell me again, Pete,
what exactly is it that you do with music?

330
00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:47,555
What is SHE doing here?
Oi, bouncers, bounce her! Out, out!

331
00:24:48,244 --> 00:24:50,595
- Out!
- Bouncer? Ooh!

332
00:24:53,885 --> 00:24:55,814
-  What's your name?
- Brady.

333
00:25:00,563 --> 00:25:02,493
Oh, it's going great!

334
00:25:02,924 --> 00:25:05,553
- Oh, you bet.
- And we're going great, aren't we?

335
00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:07,832
Yeah, yeah.

336
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:14,613
In fact...yeah. listen...you know, like,
I was married to...um...

337
00:25:15,561 --> 00:25:18,021
- Was it Tina?
- Ye...no.

338
00:25:18,521 --> 00:25:21,682
Trish. And we're not divorced yet.

339
00:25:22,281 --> 00:25:24,702
I was, like, thinking maybe...

340
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,470
…you'd like to be my official lady.

341
00:25:31,361 --> 00:25:33,361
like, live with me.

342
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:38,710
Wow. You mean marry you?

343
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:42,979
Well, there you go. Ahem. If you like.

344
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:47,808
Yeah, yeah, I wou...

345
00:25:48,318 --> 00:25:52,218
I do, I w-wou... I-I-I...yeah, I do.

346
00:25:54,158 --> 00:25:55,388
Yeah.

347
00:25:56,838 --> 00:25:58,237
Let's do it.

348
00:25:59,237 --> 00:26:01,057
I'd like to thank you for coming.

349
00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:06,486
So, like, this is it, you know.
This is, like, the finest moment of my life.

350
00:26:07,236 --> 00:26:10,927
- Hey, darling, we're getting married.
- Yeah, I heard.

351
00:26:11,596 --> 00:26:14,265
I think it's time now we heard it, OK?

352
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:21,755
- It's just you don't seem vey happy, darling.
- Oh, Eddie, I am.

353
00:26:22,395 --> 00:26:24,324
(GUIRAR RUNRS UP)

354
00:26:24,754 --> 00:26:26,645
(MAN) One, two, three, four!

355
00:26:35,273 --> 00:26:37,874
♪ I'm a-walking down the rood... ♪

356
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:09,539
Pats...

357
00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:13,140
How, darling, how?!

358
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,009
♪ I'm a-walkin' down the road... ♪

359
00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:33,207
♪ Rolling down the road ♪

360
00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:37,927
♪ Best notify my next of kin ♪

361
00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:43,716
♪ This wheel shall explode ♪

362
00:27:46,146 --> 00:27:48,705
- Dom...
- And Bom!

363
00:27:49,225 --> 00:27:51,326
- Dom and Bom!
- Bom and Dom!

364
00:27:51,784 --> 00:27:54,175
- Cheers, darling!
- Why are you so happy?

365
00:27:54,665 --> 00:27:58,915
- I thought it was off with you and Pete.
- It is, darling, but who needs Pete?

366
00:27:59,665 --> 00:28:03,214
- We should pack. You are coming with me?
- Oh, yeah!

367
00:28:03,864 --> 00:28:07,374
- Where are you going?
- New York, darling. I'm recording an album.

368
00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,154
Yeah, with Yoko!

369
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:18,383
♪ This wheel shall explode ♪