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They're creepy
and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick
you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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-Is this where the Addams family lives?
-Yeah.
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-You going in there?
-I'm the truant officer.
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They've got two kids
who have never set foot in school.
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Good Iuck, Charlie.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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You must be one of the Addams children.
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-I'm Wednesday.
-I'm Mr. Hilliard.
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-Are your parents at home?
-They're always at home.
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I'd Iike to see them.
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You mean you wanna come in?
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If you don't mind.
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Nice place you've got here, Wednesday.
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We Iike it. It's so nice and gloomy.
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Who's that?
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WEDNESDAY: That used to be
a friend of my daddy's.
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Wednesday!
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Wednesday.
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Here. I fixed it for you.
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Pugsley is very handy.
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Fixed her? That doll doesn't have a head.
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It's Marie Antoinette.
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Grandmama told us
about the French Revolution
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and Pugsley chopped off her head.
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Meet you out in the cemetery.
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Mommy is in the conservatory.
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Why, you perked up my African strangler.
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Come here, darling.
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Mommy, this is Mr. Hilliard.
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How do you do, Mr. Hilliard.
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Mrs. Addams, I was sent here...
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My hemlock has been very Iistless Iately.
Do you know anything about hemlock?
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No, Mrs. Addams. I was sent here to...
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What a pity.
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I think I'II run along
and bury Marie Antoinette.
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Have fun, dear.
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Just Iook at my beautiful poison oak.
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Every Ieaf so alive.
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Mrs. Addams, your children are
six and eight years old...
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And growing Iike toadstools.
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My hemlock continues to droop.
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They've got to attend school.
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It's the Iaw.
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I'd Iove to discuss that with you,
Mr. Hilliard,
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but you see, I can't.
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You must speak to my husband.
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The Iaw is his responsibility.
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That's quite a bell.
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Yes, Gomez is very fond of it.
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But we can never use it
when we have a cake in the oven.
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Hello, Mr. Addams.
I didn't hear you come in.
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Lurch is our butler.
He will take you to Mr. Addams.
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Couldn't I just stay here?
I'm sure you and I can settle this matter.
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On the other hand, perhaps it would be
better to see Mr. Addams.
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Follow me.
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My poor little hemlock.
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Where have I failed you?
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I know.
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You haven't been getting
enough moonlight.
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Mr. Addams.
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Mr. Addams, I am Sam Hilliard
from the Sherwood School.
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How do you do, Mr. Hilliard?
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HILLIARD: I just stopped
by to talk to you about...
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-They're gonna crash.
-You think so, huh?
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
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You meant to blow them up?
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Of course. Why else would
a grown man play with trains?
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You wanna blow the other bridge?
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Some other time.
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You know how it is
with a small child and new trains.
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What can I do for you?
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It's about sending the children to school.
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Mama's in charge of the education.
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She's in the guest room playing darts
with Uncle Fester.
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But they've got to go to school.
Everybody sends their kids to school.
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Ridiculous. Why have children
just to get rid of them?
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-I'm opposed to the whole nonsense.
-But don't you want them to Iearn?
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Learn, you say?
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Look at that. Little Wednesday's.
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-Spiders.
-Pedigreed.
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Ever known a child who could raise
thoroughbred spiders?
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-No.
-There you are.
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But I was referring
to more formal Iearning.
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Reading.
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What is there for a six-year-old to read?
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-But someday she'II be 26.
-See you then.
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Mr. Addams, surely you want
your youngsters to be Iike other children.
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But they are.
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You should see Iittle Pugsley
wrestling with his octopus.
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-A Iive octopus?
-He's all boy.
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What if he bites him?
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Mr. Hilliard, Pugsley doesn't bite.
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A Iittle nip now and then perhaps.
But it's all in fun.
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Well, Iook, this isn't my idea.
The board of education...
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We have our own board of education.
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Mama tutors the children
in all the fine arts.
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Music, painting, ballet.
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She's the Ionghair of the family.
And a fantastic dart player.
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You only got 10 points.
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I nipped him in the ear, didn't I?
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Ear? Watch the master.
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You're standing right in my way.
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It's the only safe place.
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Step aside.
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Now watch this one.
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Right in the old gizzard.
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This is the guest room.
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That was close.
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Go ahead, Fester, you get another shot.
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This time, get him right in the old heart.
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-What's the matter with your friend?
-I don't know.
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Weird, isn't he?
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HILLIARD: Then that crazy
plant grabbed me.
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And you should've seen how happy he was
when he blew up the bridge.
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And that big monster they call a butler.
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He would've frightened Frankenstein.
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Now, Mr. Hilliard, really.
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I was there.
That knife was aimed straight at my heart.
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Now, now, calm down.
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But I got away.
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PIease try and pull yourself together.
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Mr. Hilliard,
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if you'II take my advice, you'II go home
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and Iie down for a while.
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If you take my advice, you'II Ieave those
Addams kids right where they are.
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That's the closet. I'm sorry.
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I never knew he drank.
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The thorns are so much Iarger this fall.
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Lovely, Morticia.
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-You have such a way with roses.
-Thank you, Gomez.
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Did I just hear a peal of thunder?
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You did, Tish. You did.
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That's the most heavenly sound.
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It makes Iife worth Iiving.
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You remember our honeymoon, Gomez?
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Who could forget
our first night in Death Valley.
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-There was a stillness in the air.
-Tish.
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The moon was full.
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And that Iovely soft
fluttering of bat wings.
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And the divine cave.
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You're so romantic, Tish.
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I think they're waiting for us, Gomez.
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The music is so Iovely.
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Look, darling. I finished it this morning.
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How do you think cousin Imar
is going to Iike his new sweater?
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-That's odd.
-What's odd, dear?
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I didn't know Cousin Imar
wore turtleneck sweaters.
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Mmm. querida.
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The mail's in.
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Never mind, Lurch. I'II get it.
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Thank you, Thing.
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It's for you, Mommy.
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Thank you, darling.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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What is it, Tish?
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The Sherwood School insists that
we enroll the children immediately.
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We must've made a very good impression
on that Mr. Hilliard.
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Morticia, you can't send the children
to school.
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I'II be Iost without them.
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Gomez, I've seen Iittle Wednesday
Iooking out the fence at the other children.
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I think she wants to play with them.
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Well, she didn't get that
from my side of the family.
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School? I never went to school,
and Iook how I turned out.
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Uncle Fester, Iooks, charm and personality
aren't everything.
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There's such a thing
as Iearning and accomplishment.
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Accomplishment?
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Who else do you know that's 1 10 volts?
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FESTER: Watch!
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Beautiful.
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I can even make it blink.
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You do have natural talent, Uncle Fester.
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But that has nothing to do
with Iearning or knowledge.
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I'II call the school and tell them
we'II be there in the morning.
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-Morticia.
-Gomez.
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Darling.
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Mother knows best. Now, believe me.
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We'II send the children to school.
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School? That's for kids.
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I'm sure the children
are going to be very happy here.
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If we wanted them to be happy,
we'd have Iet them stay home.
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Now, Miss Comstock, I...
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Wasn't that that nice Mr. Hilliard?
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He certainly is an odd one, isn't he?
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-Have you noticed it, too?
-Yes.
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Why, do you know, he suddenly ran
out of our house the other day?
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Frightened by a simple game of darts.
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I'm going to have to have another talk
with him.
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B-O-O-Z-E.
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Booze.
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Really? I guess I underestimated him.
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Come along, children.
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Be good today, Wednesday, Pugsley.
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-PUGSLEY: AII right.
-Goodbye, children.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, dear.
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I'm going to miss the patter
of their Iittle feet
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sneaking up behind me.
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I'm so glad we had no trouble with this.
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Of course, these cases bring
the superintendent down on our necks.
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And he's the most difficult,
troublesome man.
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Oh?
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COMSTOCK: And there's always
one Iike that in the school system.
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GOMEZ: Well, I know just how to handle it.
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You get me his picture and I'II send it
to my friend DuBois in Haiti.
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When he's through sticking pins in it...
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Gomez.
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You haven't heard from DuBois in years.
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He may not be taking
mail orders anymore.
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How about a nice old-fashioned
horse whipping?
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GOMEZ: Good, good. Or Iet our boa
constrictor give him a good squeeze.
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A Iittle dip in boiling oil?
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Miss Comstock, you're my kind of people.
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Tish, what about Goomba in Nairobi?
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He gets some wonderful results
with just a drum.
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-And now that we have Telstar...
-You're so practical.
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Four minutes after 3:00
and they're not here yet.
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Are they gonna keep them there
for night school?
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Gomez, a watched cauldron never bubbles.
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They'd be here by now
if they Iet Pugsley drive.
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By Jove, I think they did.
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Wednesday.
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What is it, Wednesday?
What is it, darling? That's it.
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There, there, there.
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Father, it was terrible. They killed him.
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-Mr. Hilliard?
-The dragon.
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What dragon? Who killed a dragon?
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A knight in shining armor.
He killed the dragon.
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I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
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The poor, defenseless dragon.
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That isn't all. You ought to hear
some of the other stories in her book.
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Let me see that, darling.
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Grimm 's Fairy Tales.
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What a Iovely name, Grimm.
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How could he write such terrible stories?
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Must be sick.
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Atavistic cruelty.
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Perverse barbarism.
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Such violence.
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Gomez!
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That settles it. No more school.
256
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Good thinking, sir.
257
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That's all right for our children,
but what about all the others?
258
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,354
I suppose you're right.
We should do something.
259
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Just as ordinary citizens.
260
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,350
I could call that Miss Comstock.
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No.
262
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I'II call that nice Mr. Hilliard
and invite him over.
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And we'II discuss it with him.
264
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,718
You know, I really think he Iiked us.
265
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Oh, no, no. Never!
266
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,434
But, Mr. Hilliard, they insist on seeing you.
267
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I'm sorry, I haven't made out my will yet.
268
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What if Mr. Hilliard doesn't come?
269
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Angel, your father sent Lurch
for Mr. Hilliard,
270
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,152
and it's very difficult for people
to refuse Lurch.
271
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He has such a nice way with them.
272
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Now, Iet me see your hands.
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Excellent, Pugsley.
The nails are nice and clean and sharp.
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And you did very well, too,
Wednesday darling.
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I think we took a bath for nothing.
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Mr. Hilliard.
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Mr. Hilliard. I'm so glad you could come.
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MORTICIA: Put Mr. Hilliard
in the good chair.
279
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That'II be all for now, Lurch.
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Children.
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You just never know
what they're thinking.
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I do.
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GOMEZ: We do have a bone
to pick with you, Mr. Hilliard.
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Haven't we?
285
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Perhaps I have done some Iittle thing.
286
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Mr. Hilliard, murder is not a Iittle thing.
287
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Murder?
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As if you didn't know.
289
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,475
But first, some refreshment.
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Mama?
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Uncle Fester?
292
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Wait till you see
what they've got cooked up for you.
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The end.
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It figures.
295
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No! No, thank you.
296
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-We made it especially for you.
-I know, I know.
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You must taste the cookies.
298
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GRANDMAMA: An old family recipe.
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The bats are my favorites,
although the Iizards are good, too.
300
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You can feel them wiggling
practically all the way down.
301
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Time to go.
302
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,794
Mr. Hilliard, you're a bundle of nerves.
303
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,116
Isn't there something we can do
for him, Gomez?
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Of course.
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-The rack.
-The rack?
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That stretching, so relaxing.
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Lurch.
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00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,068
You rang?
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The rack for Mr. Hilliard.
310
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,113
No! PIease!
311
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,076
I just had it overhauled.
I got all the squeaks back in.
312
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,079
If I've caused any trouble...
313
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,628
We're not really blaming you, Mr. Hilliard.
314
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,870
But there are some things
we just can't tolerate.
315
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,837
-Like what?
-Like violence.
316
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,388
Well, what's wrong with a Iittle...
Violence?
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00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,119
The kind they're teaching
the children at school.
318
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,158
You did say,
"Teaching the children in school"?
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00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,912
Come now, Mr. Hilliard.
320
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,353
Let's not pretend.
321
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,431
Have you read your friend Grimm Iately?
322
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,829
Those harmless
Iittle fairy tales?
323
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,035
GOMEZ: Harmless?
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00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,395
Killing a poor defenseless dragon?
325
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,869
But there are no real dragons.
326
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,550
What gave you that impression?
327
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,558
And what about that Hansel and Gretel?
328
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,119
Little Hansel and Gretel?
329
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,111
Little juvenile delinquents.
330
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,555
Pushing sweet old Iadies into hot ovens.
331
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,993
Sweet old...
332
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That's not what you want
to feed Iittle children.
333
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,228
Of course not.
334
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,312
Then why don't you just run
right down to the School Board,
335
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,356
and tell them to do something about it?
336
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,714
Well, I...
337
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,360
You know, I'm beginning to think
you've got something.
338
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,716
-You are? Another drink for Mr. Hilliard!
-No, please.
339
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,829
I'm beginning to see your point.
340
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,831
Something must be done.
341
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,550
From dragons to toy guns to real guns
to bombs to atom bombs!
342
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,119
You know what?
343
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,272
Thinking Iike yours can save the world.
344
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:17,113
I must confess
I misjudged you people completely.
345
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,719
Thank you.
346
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,434
Do you think
he'II convince the School Board?
347
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,033
I don't know.
348
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,236
He's such a weird Iittle man.
349
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,909
Fester, you're not cheating.
350
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,554
I'm sorry.
351
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,716
Pugsley. He's building Wednesday
a Iittle dollhouse.
352
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,957
Why, thank you, Thing.
353
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,312
Hello. Yes.
354
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,196
Wonderful. Yes, the children will be
in school tomorrow.
355
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,439
Thank you.
356
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,591
That was that nice Mr. Hilliard.
357
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,797
He said the School Board
accepted our ideas enthusiastically.
358
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,269
Really? Well, now,
Mr. Hilliard may be right.
359
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,396
We may have saved the world.
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00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,074
Do you think we did the right thing?