1 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,551 They're creepy and they're kooky 2 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,437 Mysterious and spooky 3 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,437 They're altogether ooky 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,397 The Addams family 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,277 The house is a museum 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,237 When people come to see 'em 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,072 They really are a scream 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,754 The Addams family 9 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,479 MAN: Neat. 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,915 Sweet. 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:39,875 Petite. 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,552 So get a witch 's shawl on 13 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,471 A broomstick you can crawl on 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,312 We're gonna pay a call on 15 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,040 The Addams family 16 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,638 -Is this where the Addams family lives? -Yeah. 17 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,549 -You going in there? -I'm the truant officer. 18 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,837 They've got two kids who have never set foot in school. 19 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,792 Good Iuck, Charlie. 20 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,674 Hello. 21 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,794 Hello. 22 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,310 You must be one of the Addams children. 23 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,039 -I'm Wednesday. -I'm Mr. Hilliard. 24 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,193 -Are your parents at home? -They're always at home. 25 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,073 I'd Iike to see them. 26 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,037 You mean you wanna come in? 27 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,712 If you don't mind. 28 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,590 Nice place you've got here, Wednesday. 29 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,390 We Iike it. It's so nice and gloomy. 30 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,635 Who's that? 31 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,836 WEDNESDAY: That used to be a friend of my daddy's. 32 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,914 Wednesday! 33 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,474 Wednesday. 34 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,671 Here. I fixed it for you. 35 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,557 Pugsley is very handy. 36 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,633 Fixed her? That doll doesn't have a head. 37 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,119 It's Marie Antoinette. 38 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,714 Grandmama told us about the French Revolution 39 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,870 and Pugsley chopped off her head. 40 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,518 Meet you out in the cemetery. 41 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,836 Mommy is in the conservatory. 42 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,195 Why, you perked up my African strangler. 43 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,112 Come here, darling. 44 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,510 Mommy, this is Mr. Hilliard. 45 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,472 How do you do, Mr. Hilliard. 46 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,118 Mrs. Addams, I was sent here... 47 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,988 My hemlock has been very Iistless Iately. Do you know anything about hemlock? 48 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,310 No, Mrs. Addams. I was sent here to... 49 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,674 What a pity. 50 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,554 I think I'II run along and bury Marie Antoinette. 51 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,868 Have fun, dear. 52 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,358 Just Iook at my beautiful poison oak. 53 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,559 Every Ieaf so alive. 54 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,919 Mrs. Addams, your children are six and eight years old... 55 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,991 And growing Iike toadstools. 56 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,355 My hemlock continues to droop. 57 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,476 They've got to attend school. 58 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,908 It's the Iaw. 59 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,389 I'd Iove to discuss that with you, Mr. Hilliard, 60 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,754 but you see, I can't. 61 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,512 You must speak to my husband. 62 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,273 The Iaw is his responsibility. 63 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,358 That's quite a bell. 64 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,195 Yes, Gomez is very fond of it. 65 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,790 But we can never use it when we have a cake in the oven. 66 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,550 Hello, Mr. Addams. I didn't hear you come in. 67 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,791 Lurch is our butler. He will take you to Mr. Addams. 68 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,589 Couldn't I just stay here? I'm sure you and I can settle this matter. 69 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,430 On the other hand, perhaps it would be better to see Mr. Addams. 70 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,909 Follow me. 71 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,237 My poor little hemlock. 72 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,797 Where have I failed you? 73 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,394 I know. 74 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,199 You haven't been getting enough moonlight. 75 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,192 Mr. Addams. 76 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,314 Mr. Addams, I am Sam Hilliard from the Sherwood School. 77 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,870 How do you do, Mr. Hilliard? 78 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,476 HILLIARD: I just stopped by to talk to you about... 79 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,869 -They're gonna crash. -You think so, huh? 80 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,078 Beautiful. Beautiful. 81 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,912 You meant to blow them up? 82 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,275 Of course. Why else would a grown man play with trains? 83 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,032 You wanna blow the other bridge? 84 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,314 Some other time. 85 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,278 You know how it is with a small child and new trains. 86 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,629 What can I do for you? 87 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,154 It's about sending the children to school. 88 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,196 Mama's in charge of the education. 89 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,113 She's in the guest room playing darts with Uncle Fester. 90 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,435 But they've got to go to school. Everybody sends their kids to school. 91 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,875 Ridiculous. Why have children just to get rid of them? 92 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,236 -I'm opposed to the whole nonsense. -But don't you want them to Iearn? 93 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,799 Learn, you say? 94 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,311 Look at that. Little Wednesday's. 95 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,551 -Spiders. -Pedigreed. 96 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,912 Ever known a child who could raise thoroughbred spiders? 97 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,111 -No. -There you are. 98 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,919 But I was referring to more formal Iearning. 99 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,228 Reading. 100 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,596 What is there for a six-year-old to read? 101 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,035 -But someday she'II be 26. -See you then. 102 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,708 Mr. Addams, surely you want your youngsters to be Iike other children. 103 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,789 But they are. 104 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,110 You should see Iittle Pugsley wrestling with his octopus. 105 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,031 -A Iive octopus? -He's all boy. 106 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,514 What if he bites him? 107 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,397 Mr. Hilliard, Pugsley doesn't bite. 108 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,199 A Iittle nip now and then perhaps. But it's all in fun. 109 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,352 Well, Iook, this isn't my idea. The board of education... 110 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,158 We have our own board of education. 111 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,470 Mama tutors the children in all the fine arts. 112 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,232 Music, painting, ballet. 113 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,710 She's the Ionghair of the family. And a fantastic dart player. 114 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,518 You only got 10 points. 115 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,716 I nipped him in the ear, didn't I? 116 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,995 Ear? Watch the master. 117 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,271 You're standing right in my way. 118 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,112 It's the only safe place. 119 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,395 Step aside. 120 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,674 Now watch this one. 121 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,875 Right in the old gizzard. 122 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,030 This is the guest room. 123 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,838 That was close. 124 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,837 Go ahead, Fester, you get another shot. 125 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,638 This time, get him right in the old heart. 126 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,870 -What's the matter with your friend? -I don't know. 127 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,473 Weird, isn't he? 128 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,316 HILLIARD: Then that crazy plant grabbed me. 129 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,119 And you should've seen how happy he was when he blew up the bridge. 130 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,794 And that big monster they call a butler. 131 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,155 He would've frightened Frankenstein. 132 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,515 Now, Mr. Hilliard, really. 133 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,634 I was there. That knife was aimed straight at my heart. 134 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,035 Now, now, calm down. 135 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,758 But I got away. 136 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,989 PIease try and pull yourself together. 137 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,919 Mr. Hilliard, 138 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,680 if you'II take my advice, you'II go home 139 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,035 and Iie down for a while. 140 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,916 If you take my advice, you'II Ieave those Addams kids right where they are. 141 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,871 That's the closet. I'm sorry. 142 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,838 I never knew he drank. 143 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,633 The thorns are so much Iarger this fall. 144 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,512 Lovely, Morticia. 145 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,678 -You have such a way with roses. -Thank you, Gomez. 146 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,917 Did I just hear a peal of thunder? 147 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,752 You did, Tish. You did. 148 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,793 That's the most heavenly sound. 149 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,911 It makes Iife worth Iiving. 150 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,590 You remember our honeymoon, Gomez? 151 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,353 Who could forget our first night in Death Valley. 152 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,749 -There was a stillness in the air. -Tish. 153 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,472 The moon was full. 154 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:23,116 And that Iovely soft fluttering of bat wings. 155 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,992 And the divine cave. 156 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,436 You're so romantic, Tish. 157 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,954 I think they're waiting for us, Gomez. 158 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,111 The music is so Iovely. 159 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,439 Look, darling. I finished it this morning. 160 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,395 How do you think cousin Imar is going to Iike his new sweater? 161 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,194 -That's odd. -What's odd, dear? 162 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,071 I didn't know Cousin Imar wore turtleneck sweaters. 163 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,671 Mmm. querida. 164 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,439 The mail's in. 165 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,271 Never mind, Lurch. I'II get it. 166 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,392 Thank you, Thing. 167 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,118 It's for you, Mommy. 168 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,872 Thank you, darling. 169 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,318 Oh, isn't that sweet? 170 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,635 What is it, Tish? 171 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,235 The Sherwood School insists that we enroll the children immediately. 172 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,909 We must've made a very good impression on that Mr. Hilliard. 173 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,389 Morticia, you can't send the children to school. 174 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,072 I'II be Iost without them. 175 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:44,756 Gomez, I've seen Iittle Wednesday Iooking out the fence at the other children. 176 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,070 I think she wants to play with them. 177 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,436 Well, she didn't get that from my side of the family. 178 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,119 School? I never went to school, and Iook how I turned out. 179 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:59,916 Uncle Fester, Iooks, charm and personality aren't everything. 180 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,432 There's such a thing as Iearning and accomplishment. 181 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,953 Accomplishment? 182 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,270 Who else do you know that's 1 10 volts? 183 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,554 FESTER: Watch! 184 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,828 Beautiful. 185 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,831 I can even make it blink. 186 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,313 You do have natural talent, Uncle Fester. 187 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,551 But that has nothing to do with Iearning or knowledge. 188 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,269 I'II call the school and tell them we'II be there in the morning. 189 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,193 -Morticia. -Gomez. 190 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,639 Darling. 191 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,598 Mother knows best. Now, believe me. 192 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,635 We'II send the children to school. 193 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,194 School? That's for kids. 194 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,751 I'm sure the children are going to be very happy here. 195 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,434 If we wanted them to be happy, we'd have Iet them stay home. 196 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,317 Now, Miss Comstock, I... 197 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,510 Wasn't that that nice Mr. Hilliard? 198 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,591 He certainly is an odd one, isn't he? 199 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,478 -Have you noticed it, too? -Yes. 200 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,712 Why, do you know, he suddenly ran out of our house the other day? 201 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,268 Frightened by a simple game of darts. 202 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,718 I'm going to have to have another talk with him. 203 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,955 B-O-O-Z-E. 204 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,549 Booze. 205 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,550 Really? I guess I underestimated him. 206 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,239 Come along, children. 207 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,550 Be good today, Wednesday, Pugsley. 208 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,278 -PUGSLEY: AII right. -Goodbye, children. 209 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,554 Goodbye. 210 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,348 Oh, dear. 211 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,760 I'm going to miss the patter of their Iittle feet 212 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,637 sneaking up behind me. 213 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,798 I'm so glad we had no trouble with this. 214 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,879 Of course, these cases bring the superintendent down on our necks. 215 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,072 And he's the most difficult, troublesome man. 216 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,635 Oh? 217 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,870 COMSTOCK: And there's always one Iike that in the school system. 218 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,791 GOMEZ: Well, I know just how to handle it. 219 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:17,635 You get me his picture and I'II send it to my friend DuBois in Haiti. 220 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,314 When he's through sticking pins in it... 221 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,749 Gomez. 222 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,920 You haven't heard from DuBois in years. 223 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,639 He may not be taking mail orders anymore. 224 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,391 How about a nice old-fashioned horse whipping? 225 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,229 GOMEZ: Good, good. Or Iet our boa constrictor give him a good squeeze. 226 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,436 A Iittle dip in boiling oil? 227 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,276 Miss Comstock, you're my kind of people. 228 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,794 Tish, what about Goomba in Nairobi? 229 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,189 He gets some wonderful results with just a drum. 230 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,590 -And now that we have Telstar... -You're so practical. 231 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,992 Four minutes after 3:00 and they're not here yet. 232 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,638 Are they gonna keep them there for night school? 233 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,871 Gomez, a watched cauldron never bubbles. 234 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,199 They'd be here by now if they Iet Pugsley drive. 235 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,078 By Jove, I think they did. 236 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,439 Wednesday. 237 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,559 What is it, Wednesday? What is it, darling? That's it. 238 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,598 There, there, there. 239 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,712 Father, it was terrible. They killed him. 240 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,796 -Mr. Hilliard? -The dragon. 241 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,711 What dragon? Who killed a dragon? 242 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,554 A knight in shining armor. He killed the dragon. 243 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,632 I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon. 244 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,075 The poor, defenseless dragon. 245 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,835 That isn't all. You ought to hear some of the other stories in her book. 246 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,672 Let me see that, darling. 247 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,512 Grimm 's Fairy Tales. 248 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,751 What a Iovely name, Grimm. 249 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,277 How could he write such terrible stories? 250 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,759 Must be sick. 251 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,794 Atavistic cruelty. 252 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,359 Perverse barbarism. 253 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,032 Such violence. 254 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,279 Gomez! 255 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,751 That settles it. No more school. 256 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,478 Good thinking, sir. 257 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,751 That's all right for our children, but what about all the others? 258 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,354 I suppose you're right. We should do something. 259 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,396 Just as ordinary citizens. 260 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,350 I could call that Miss Comstock. 261 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,509 No. 262 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,236 I'II call that nice Mr. Hilliard and invite him over. 263 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,996 And we'II discuss it with him. 264 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,718 You know, I really think he Iiked us. 265 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,839 Oh, no, no. Never! 266 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,434 But, Mr. Hilliard, they insist on seeing you. 267 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,239 I'm sorry, I haven't made out my will yet. 268 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,429 What if Mr. Hilliard doesn't come? 269 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,910 Angel, your father sent Lurch for Mr. Hilliard, 270 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,152 and it's very difficult for people to refuse Lurch. 271 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,356 He has such a nice way with them. 272 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,431 Now, Iet me see your hands. 273 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,632 Excellent, Pugsley. The nails are nice and clean and sharp. 274 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,072 And you did very well, too, Wednesday darling. 275 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,349 I think we took a bath for nothing. 276 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,753 Mr. Hilliard. 277 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,108 Mr. Hilliard. I'm so glad you could come. 278 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,794 MORTICIA: Put Mr. Hilliard in the good chair. 279 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,871 That'II be all for now, Lurch. 280 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,074 Children. 281 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,829 You just never know what they're thinking. 282 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,955 I do. 283 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,037 GOMEZ: We do have a bone to pick with you, Mr. Hilliard. 284 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,953 Haven't we? 285 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,790 Perhaps I have done some Iittle thing. 286 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,750 Mr. Hilliard, murder is not a Iittle thing. 287 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,029 Murder? 288 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,951 As if you didn't know. 289 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,475 But first, some refreshment. 290 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,428 Mama? 291 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,033 Uncle Fester? 292 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,392 Wait till you see what they've got cooked up for you. 293 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,754 The end. 294 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,919 It figures. 295 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,593 No! No, thank you. 296 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,592 -We made it especially for you. -I know, I know. 297 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,750 You must taste the cookies. 298 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,632 GRANDMAMA: An old family recipe. 299 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,072 The bats are my favorites, although the Iizards are good, too. 300 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,152 You can feel them wiggling practically all the way down. 301 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,039 Time to go. 302 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,794 Mr. Hilliard, you're a bundle of nerves. 303 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,116 Isn't there something we can do for him, Gomez? 304 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,553 Of course. 305 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,076 -The rack. -The rack? 306 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,670 That stretching, so relaxing. 307 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,949 Lurch. 308 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,068 You rang? 309 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,591 The rack for Mr. Hilliard. 310 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,113 No! PIease! 311 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,076 I just had it overhauled. I got all the squeaks back in. 312 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,079 If I've caused any trouble... 313 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,628 We're not really blaming you, Mr. Hilliard. 314 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,870 But there are some things we just can't tolerate. 315 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,837 -Like what? -Like violence. 316 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,388 Well, what's wrong with a Iittle... Violence? 317 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,119 The kind they're teaching the children at school. 318 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,158 You did say, "Teaching the children in school"? 319 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,912 Come now, Mr. Hilliard. 320 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,353 Let's not pretend. 321 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,431 Have you read your friend Grimm Iately? 322 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,829 Those harmless Iittle fairy tales? 323 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,035 GOMEZ: Harmless? 324 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,395 Killing a poor defenseless dragon? 325 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,869 But there are no real dragons. 326 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,550 What gave you that impression? 327 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,558 And what about that Hansel and Gretel? 328 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,119 Little Hansel and Gretel? 329 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,111 Little juvenile delinquents. 330 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,555 Pushing sweet old Iadies into hot ovens. 331 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,993 Sweet old... 332 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,911 That's not what you want to feed Iittle children. 333 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,228 Of course not. 334 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,312 Then why don't you just run right down to the School Board, 335 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,356 and tell them to do something about it? 336 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,714 Well, I... 337 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,360 You know, I'm beginning to think you've got something. 338 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,716 -You are? Another drink for Mr. Hilliard! -No, please. 339 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,829 I'm beginning to see your point. 340 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,831 Something must be done. 341 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,550 From dragons to toy guns to real guns to bombs to atom bombs! 342 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,119 You know what? 343 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,272 Thinking Iike yours can save the world. 344 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:17,113 I must confess I misjudged you people completely. 345 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,719 Thank you. 346 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,434 Do you think he'II convince the School Board? 347 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,033 I don't know. 348 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,236 He's such a weird Iittle man. 349 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,909 Fester, you're not cheating. 350 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,554 I'm sorry. 351 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,716 Pugsley. He's building Wednesday a Iittle dollhouse. 352 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,957 Why, thank you, Thing. 353 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,312 Hello. Yes. 354 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,196 Wonderful. Yes, the children will be in school tomorrow. 355 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,439 Thank you. 356 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,591 That was that nice Mr. Hilliard. 357 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,797 He said the School Board accepted our ideas enthusiastically. 358 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,269 Really? Well, now, Mr. Hilliard may be right. 359 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,396 We may have saved the world. 360 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,074 Do you think we did the right thing?