1 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,551 They're creepy and they're kooky 2 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,517 Mysterious and spooky 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,397 They're altogether ooky 4 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,357 The Addams family 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,237 The house is a museum 6 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,197 When people come to see 'em 7 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,032 They really are a scream 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,872 The Addams family 9 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,235 MAN: Neat. 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,915 Sweet. 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,635 Petite. 12 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,517 So get a witch 's shawl on 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,397 A broomstick you can crawl on 14 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,311 We're gonna pay a call on 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,039 The Addams family 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,395 Mama! 17 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,759 I didn't know there was anyone down here in the playroom. 18 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,432 I just came down here to relax. 19 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,115 Uncle Fester! I see you're relaxing, too. 20 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,792 Very sensible. 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,476 Something the matter with that door. 22 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,836 -You rang? -This door wants attention, Lurch. 23 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,469 Dear Uncle Fester, is there anything I can do for you? 24 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,760 No, I'm very comfortable. 25 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,308 This feels so good. 26 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,510 Thank you, Lurch. That's much better. 27 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,915 I just Iove creaky doors. 28 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,909 We both thought we'd rest up a bit before going on our spider hunt. 29 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,029 That reminds me, have you seen Iittle Pugsley's octopus? 30 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,475 It's been running all over the house. Aristotle! 31 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,755 That animal's just plain spoiled. 32 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,071 I know, Mama, but you know how children are with their pets. 33 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,229 That's not right, Morticia. Children need discipline. 34 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,114 I know, Mama, but they also need Iove. 35 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,238 That's why I Ieft Gomez and Pugsley alone upstairs. 36 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,511 They need some time together. You know, father and son. 37 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,870 Father, could I go to the circus? 38 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,152 What's come over you, Son? 39 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,877 Why would a healthy American boy wanna go to the circus? 40 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,238 What was that thing you got yourself involved with Iast week? 41 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,993 -The Boy Scouts? -Oh, yeah. The Boy Scouts. 42 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,554 -This week it's a circus. -I'm sorry, Father. 43 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:59,156 Well, just this once, mainly because he happens to be a friend of mine. 44 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,275 The gorilla? 45 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,193 No, the owner of the circus, Oscar Webber. 46 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,478 I'd rather know Gorgo. 47 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,870 I've got Iots of people friends, but I don't know one gorilla. 48 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,068 Oscar was a sword-swallower when I first met him. 49 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,116 "Oscar, the Human Knife-Nibbler." 50 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,558 That's a nice name, but I'd still rather know Gorgo. He'd make a wonderful pet. 51 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,234 You're right. I'II have Lurch get the car ready. 52 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,038 We'II have a grand old time. 53 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,190 We Addamses always had a way with gorillas. 54 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,634 You rang? 55 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,393 The car, Lurch. I'm taking Pugsley to the circus. 56 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,114 Thanks, Father. 57 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,075 Gomez? You simply must do something about that bell. 58 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,351 Lurch says he can hardly hear it. 59 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,071 Morticia, I'm taking Pugsley to the circus. 60 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,793 Do you really think you should? 61 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,316 I mean, after all, I'd feel a Iot better if he was home playing in his bat cave. 62 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,472 This circus can't be so bad. It's Oscar Webber. 63 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,599 You remember Oscar. 64 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,199 Oscar Webber, of course. 65 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,198 But what in the world is he doing with a circus? 66 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,510 -He owns this one. -Lovely. 67 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,269 You know, I'II never forget the wonderful times we had 68 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,794 when we double-dated with him and his girl. 69 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,834 What was her name? That Irish girl with the pictures all over her. 70 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,708 Tattoo Ralloo Raloora, the IIIustrated Colleen. 71 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,915 That's the one. 72 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,231 I especially Ioved the one that Picasso did on her chest. 73 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,670 Well, you two run along and have fun. 74 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,833 I must say it'II be especially Ionely here with the others off on a spider hunt. 75 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,797 I feel so guilty running out on you, Tish. 76 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,077 Oh, darling, don't. I'II be busy with my plants. 77 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,876 My coniferons, bless them. They're eating Iike pigs. 78 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,517 Especially since I switched them from pot roast to hamburger. 79 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,794 Say, why don't you invite some neighbors in? 80 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,074 I would Iike to have that Iovely Miss Magruder. 81 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,833 You know, the one with the beautiful hatchet face. 82 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,797 This is Mrs. Magruder. 83 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,592 Mrs. Addams! 84 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,710 The woman in that strange house. She wants to join the Ladies' League. 85 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,835 Heavens. 86 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,194 -Inviting us to tea. -Think we should? 87 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,148 We are on a membership drive. 88 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:32,833 We'II be delighted. Oh, yes, we know the house. 89 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,190 The one that... 90 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,953 Well, it does Iook sort of haunted. 91 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,398 Why, thank you! 92 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,718 And thank you, Thing. 93 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,312 There, that wasn't so difficult, was it? 94 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,154 Darling, being married to you makes me the world's most fortunate woman. 95 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,232 You always were so frank. 96 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,510 -GOMEZ: Ready, Pugsley? -Be right down! 97 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,751 Just want to get some money out of my piggy bank, Father! 98 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,955 Whew! 99 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,994 Ready. 100 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,515 Ready. 101 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,036 Look who we're going to see, Mother. 102 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,479 The mighty Gorgo. 103 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,594 -My, he is a handsome fellow. -Yeah. 104 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,675 GOMEZ: Business really Iooks bad for Mr. Webber. 105 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,275 There he is! 106 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,717 I'm going over to find Mr. Webber. You go play with the gorilla. 107 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,468 I just couldn't wait to see you, Oscar. How Iong have you owned the circus? 108 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,198 I bought it three years ago. 109 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,794 But this past season, everything's gone wrong. 110 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,917 The fat Iady fell in Iove. Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep. 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,798 -Lost 240 pounds. -That could be noticeable. 112 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,312 Then Marvin the Midget, he got himself on a vitamin kick. 113 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,753 Little punk started growing again. 114 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,114 -Oh, no. -Yeah. 115 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,474 I went along with it for a while. 116 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,189 But when he hit 5'8", I had to fire him. 117 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,437 5'8". Had you thought of billing him as the world's tallest midget? 118 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,353 Tried that. "The World's Skinniest Fat Lady." 119 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,759 But it didn't work. 120 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,638 The only real attraction I got Ieft is Gorgo the gorilla. 121 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,154 I saw him as we came in. He's quite a fellow. 122 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,469 Good voice. 123 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,678 But even Gorgo doesn't bring in the customers Iike he used to. 124 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,591 If you've seen one gorilla, you've seen them all. 125 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,795 What are you gonna do, Oscar? 126 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,075 Well, I'm gonna close down early tonight and go to Springfield, 127 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,151 see if I can pick up a couple of new acts. 128 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,913 The funniest thing happened to me in Springfield. 129 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,836 Wish I could remember what it was. 130 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,591 My word, the afternoon has flown, Oscar. I must be running along. 131 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,671 It's been a Iot of fun, Gomez. 132 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,988 Now, you promise you'II call us 133 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,115 the minute you come back from Springfield. 134 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,589 Morticia and I wanna have you for dinner soon. 135 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,513 We'II prepare something special. Eye of newt. 136 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,757 -Eye of newt? -Baked. 137 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,551 Pugsley! Time to go home. 138 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,636 Fine-Iooking beast, isn't he, Son? 139 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,632 Yeah, we're buddies. 140 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,716 I told you, we Addamses have always had a way with gorillas. 141 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,318 Bye, Gorgo. 142 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,470 MORTICIA: I'm so glad Pugsley enjoyed the gorilla. 143 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,629 Fine type. 144 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,508 -Could I hang Gorgo's picture in my room? -Well, of course you may, darling. 145 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,750 He has such a fine sense of beauty. 146 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,430 -Goodnight, Mother. -Goodnight, darling. 147 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,794 Goodnight, Father. 148 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,834 -Sweet dreams. -I hope they're about gorillas. 149 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,150 That boy, cute as a bat's ear. 150 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,360 Gorgo! It's you, it's really you! 151 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,958 You'II wake the family. 152 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,719 I just wired Oscar in Springfield, told him Gorgo is with us, 153 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,438 there's nothing to worry about. 154 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,670 You know, I've been watching him play with Pugsley. 155 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,910 They've been racing to the top of that tree. 156 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,195 -Pugsley's won every time. -A true Addams. 157 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,838 Of course, the boy has an advantage. 158 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,354 Gorgo can't hang by his teeth Iike our son can. 159 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,515 That's true. I never thought of that. 160 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,718 A snack for the plants. 161 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,913 No, thank you, Lurch. They're getting much too fat. 162 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,632 Lurch, have you seen our new houseguest? 163 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,795 -He's the smartest ape I ever met. -He seems to have Iovely manners. 164 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,155 Sets a fine example for Iittle Pugsley. 165 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,637 Lurch, you will show him the usual Addams hospitality. 166 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,429 Fine man, Lurch, but a bit of a snob. 167 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,117 We've been having such fun. This is my mother, Gorgo. 168 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,871 He is a playful one, isn't he? 169 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,795 We want you to feel quite at home here. 170 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,070 -Just happy to be here, I guess. -Pugsley, darling, 171 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,712 try to make your friend understand that expressions of gratitude aren't necessary. 172 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,431 And, by all means, forget you were in a cage and just act Iike one of the family. 173 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,357 -I'II bet you youngsters are hungry. -I'II ring for Lurch. 174 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,548 Lurch, Iunch. 175 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,512 Perhaps a bunch of bananas. 176 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,594 Bring two, I'm going to eat as much as he does. 177 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,920 -Isn't he darling? -Yes, as I've always said, 178 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,037 any boy who Ioves cobras, toads and apes can't be all bad. 179 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,910 I'm so happy. Oh, no, I'm not. 180 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,228 Angel. 181 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,878 I did so want everything to be all right 182 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,758 -when the Iadies come for tea. -Why shouldn't they be, sweet? 183 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,957 Well, with Mama away, and all my tea Iinens need Iaundering... 184 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,635 If only I wasn't so busy with my plants. 185 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,039 That is a problem. 186 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,678 The problem is solved. 187 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,039 Me? Laundry? 188 00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,956 -Dear Lurch, I knew you would pitch in. -It's the old Addams spirit, Lurch. 189 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,234 Yes, sir. 190 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,959 -Now Iet's see, what shall I serve? -Let's think. 191 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,952 Darling, you're always there with the right suggestion. 192 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,635 Excuse me. 193 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,794 Lurch, to the harpsichord and play. 194 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,553 -While I'm doing the Iaundry? -No, no, now. It helps me to think. 195 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,675 Ole. 196 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,150 That's very nice, but you're still missing the wrinkles. 197 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,435 Sorry. 198 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,910 Oh, well, it's all right. You've never worked as a Iaundress before. 199 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,035 Have you? 200 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,228 I'II try again. 201 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,479 Now, you mustn't be impatient with Gorgo, Lurch. 202 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,233 Very nice, but you're still missing the wrinkles. 203 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,398 Oh, I think I'II do the dining room curtains, too, Lurch. 204 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,476 I should've bought black curtains. 205 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,151 BIack is so much more cheerful. 206 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,959 -Isn't it amazing? -Congratulations, Gorgo. 207 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,037 Well, Lurch, there are some things you can do 208 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,671 and some things an ape can do. 209 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,638 Darling, I'm afraid you hurt poor Lurch's feelings. 210 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,316 AII I said to him was, "Lurch, there are some things you can do 211 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,150 "and some things an ape can do." What could be fairer than that? 212 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,680 I know, dear, but Lurch is very sensitive. 213 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,555 Besides, I think he's jealous of Gorgo. 214 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,079 He probably thinks Gorgo is after his job. 215 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,952 That's absurd. Lurch has been with us too Iong. 216 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,278 I better explain it to him. 217 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,429 You rang? 218 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,632 Lurch, something been bothering you? 219 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,830 Perhaps you resent our houseguest. 220 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,557 Well, Lurch, you shouldn't, because we feel that you're his equal in every way. 221 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,473 He has talent, true, but you have charm and personality. 222 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,355 No question about it. Come on, Iet's see you turn a Iittle of it on. 223 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,720 I'd Iike to see the woman who could resist that. 224 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,838 Well, we just wanted you to know how we feel about you. 225 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,797 We hope the feeling's mutual. 226 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,710 -Good. -That will be all, Lurch. 227 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,150 Darling, you handled that beautifully. 228 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,072 Well, there's nothing Iike a good heart-to-heart talk. 229 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,475 -She's almost finished, Pugsley. -Looks Iike a real space rocket. 230 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,715 WOMAN: Hello? 231 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,514 Hello? Hello? 232 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,675 Hello? 233 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,115 Hello? Hello? Is someone there? 234 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,237 Addams residence. 235 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,719 One moment please. 236 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,674 -Mrs. Addams. -Oh, thank you, Lurch. 237 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,716 Ready for the countdown, Pugsley. 238 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,954 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! 239 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,636 Went right through Uncle Fester's room. 240 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,632 Too bad he's not home, he'd have gotten a bang out of it. 241 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,951 That was Mrs. Magruder. She and Mrs. Page are on their way over. 242 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,912 In that case, I'II take a run over to my dentist. 243 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,638 He's got some wonderful new drills. 244 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,712 But, darling, I did want you to be here when the Iadies arrive. 245 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,117 No, I don't. I know the effect you have on the opposite sex. 246 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,438 Sometimes it frightens me. 247 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,794 I Iive in constant fear that some woman will steal you away from me. 248 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,678 Banish the fear mi querida. You are the only cactus in the garden of my Iife. 249 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,949 I'm sure glad gorillas don't act this way. 250 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,109 I'm so delighted you Iadies could come. 251 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,473 -Our pleasure, Mrs. Addams. -We'd heard so much about your home. 252 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,279 You certainly have some unusual furnishings. 253 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,469 I was afraid the white curtains would give it a dreary Iook. 254 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,150 That's a very unusual clock there. 255 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,035 Oh, thank you. It keeps perfect time. 256 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,475 Well, I'm afraid it's 10 minutes slow. 257 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,672 What strange plants! 258 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,439 Well, they're really not at their best. I think they need some more hamburger. 259 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,790 -Hamburger? -Their favorite food. 260 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,560 Well, I never heard of it as plant food. 261 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,514 I wonder if it would be good for my daisies. 262 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,314 I wouldn't know. I've never raised daisies. 263 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,678 Won't you Iadies be seated? 264 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,951 If you'II excuse me a moment, I'II see if the tea is ready. 265 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,353 That's excellent. I'II ring when I want you to serve. 266 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,952 I serve. 267 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,230 -Are you ready for tea? -Thank you. 268 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,397 That bell! 269 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,078 -Oh, we're having it fixed. -I should think so. 270 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,752 Oh, thank you, dear. 271 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,032 Gorgo's so handy around the house. And a fantastic Iaundress. 272 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,152 Now, Iemon, cream 273 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,549 or saccharin? 274 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,074 Mrs. Magruder? 275 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,435 Gorgo! 276 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,196 -My sweet, you mustn't be so distressed. -But I did so want to join their club. 277 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,317 And Gorgo spoiled everything. 278 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:36,709 You know, I once read somewhere where some people are afraid of gorillas. 279 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,830 Nonsense. Who could possibly be afraid of a gorilla? 280 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,792 No, it was just that he served so abominably, 281 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,996 spilling the tea out of the pot. 282 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,272 I can imagine, spilling the tea. I hope you didn't punish him. 283 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,433 Oh, no, I tried to cheer him up. I gave him some more clothes to iron. 284 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,158 Thoughtful of you, Tish. 285 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,835 I'II get it. 286 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,668 Oscar! How good to see you. 287 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,433 I just got in town and came right over to pick up Gorgo. 288 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,317 -Come in, come in. -Thank you. 289 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,558 Gorgo, your master is here. 290 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,154 -He's ironing clothes? -He Iearnt it all by himself. 291 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,231 Show him how well you do it, Gorgo. 292 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,192 Gorgo, the killer gorilla, a Iaundress! 293 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,236 I'm ruined, I'm ruined. 294 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,479 Not while there's an Addams on the scene. There must be a solution. 295 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,275 Eureka! 296 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,273 And now, Iadies and gentlemen, I bring you the great attraction 297 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,918 that you have all been waiting to see, 298 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,470 the attraction that has brought thousands of people to my circus this week. 299 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,393 Gorgo, the world's most domesticated gorilla. 300 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,152 Darling, did I tell you I spoke to Mrs. Magruder? 301 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,553 -She saw Gorgo at the carnival. -And all is forgiven? 302 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,198 She apologized for being so hasty 303 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,033 when she realized we were training him for a friend. 304 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,555 Gorgo. 305 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,073 Guess he was won over by his association with a typical American family. 306 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,114 Darling, you're so right. However, the next time I serve tea to Mrs. Magruder, 307 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,676 I'm going to do it in the usual way. 308 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,593 Never spills a drop.