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They're creepy and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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-The mail's in.
-Never mind, Lurch, I'II get it.
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My new carving knife.
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Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it?
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Well, darling, autopsy's a fine game.
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But this is for carving works of art.
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Well, either I've got tough hair
or this knife needs sharpening.
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There, darling,
I think it's sharp enough now.
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Lovely, Morticia. querida mia.
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-Hurry up, Gomez.
-Are you getting tired, Uncle Fester?
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No, I Iike to pose. It's so artistic.
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-Good. I want to get the inner you.
-Not with that.
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-Well, that's just for carving.
-That's what I'm afraid of.
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Not for carving you,
for carving your Iikeness.
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Now, Iet's see a Iittle more
of the Addams character.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Yes.
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Now, a Iittle more to the right.
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More.
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Keep going.
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Excellent.
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Are you sure you're getting enough
of my personality?
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Try it in reverse.
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Back up a Iittle.
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Keep going.
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Perfect.
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Yes, but are you sure
you're getting the real me?
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You're right. Let's have the real,
the true, the unadorned you.
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Beautiful. And now for immortality.
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Don't move, don't Iook,
don't even breathe.
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-Don't worry, I'II...
-Don't!
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That's it. Hold it.
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By Jove, I think I've done it.
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Why, Gomez, you're the Michelangelo
of Halloween pumpkins.
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How do you Iike it so far?
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Darling, you have the soul of an artist
and the touch of a surgeon.
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Halloween always inspires me.
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Are you Iooking forward to the guests
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who might come in tonight
for trick-or-treat?
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Oh, yes. And the children are so excited
about going out.
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Good.
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-I'd better see to the punch and cookies.
-AIways the perfect hostess.
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GOMEZ: Give us the smile.
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-Lurch, I see you have the bowl ready.
-Yes, Mrs. Addams.
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I think I'II start the punch
and Iet it mellow for a while.
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-You may fix the sandwiches, Lurch.
-Very good, Mrs. Addams.
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Divine.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Gomez!
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-Morticia!
-Yes?
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Wednesday and Pugsley are all dressed up
for trick-or-treat.
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Well, bring them down, bring them down.
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-Hear the siren?
-That's a police siren.
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Great, the tank's dry as a bone.
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Listen, next time we pull a stickup
will you get gas?
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AII right, all right, I forgot.
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Yeah, and you dropped your gun
in the getaway.
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Boy, this sure ain't your night.
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Come on, Iet's get out of here
before the cops spot us.
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And I'II take the Ioot.
I don't want you to forget it.
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I know, you're always mad, Marty.
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Hey, the whole area's heating up.
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We've gotta take cover someplace.
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-In there, quiet, behind that tree.
-Okay.
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Hey, hey.
I could've sworn that gate was closed.
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Man, you're beginning
to give me the creeps. Come on.
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What's the idea?
Why'd you slam it so hard?
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I was gonna ask you the same thing.
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-How do we Iook?
-Mama, these are far too...
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I agree, Gomez, they're much too startling.
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They'II scare the wits out of people.
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Yes. When you knock on neighbors' doors,
you'd better say,
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"Do not be alarmed.
We are only Iittle children."
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PUGSLEY: Can we go now?
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As soon as your father finishes
the jack-o'-Iantern.
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How do you Iike it?
Think it Iooks Iike Uncle Fester?
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Better!
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Good eye. A true Addams.
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This joint gives me the willies.
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Will you get off it? It's probably the house
of some sweet Iittle old Iady.
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Now, children,
are we ready for trick-or-treat?
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-We're ready, Father.
-Yeah, Iet's go.
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Fine. Now, these are to hold
all the goodies you'II get.
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I've got mine.
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AII right, Mama, we'II escort our
Iittle goblins on their Halloween rounds.
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-There's somebody coming, Marty.
-Yeah, I hear.
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-Will you put the mask away?
-I don't want them to recognize us.
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Look, Father, we have visitors.
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-WEDNESDAY: That man has a mask.
-They must be trick-or-treating.
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-Yes, yes, of course.
-Don't come any closer.
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Mama, you must be right.
Better make your speech, children.
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-Do not be alarmed.
-Do not be alarmed.
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-We are only Iittle children.
-We are only Iittle children.
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We're on our way
to play trick-or-treat, too.
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Yeah, we're out for Halloween, too.
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A perfect night for Halloween.
You must come in and celebrate with us.
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Sorry, we got other plans.
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On second thought,
we'II take you up on that offer.
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Splendid.
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Mama, I'II Ieave the children
in your capable hands.
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Don't keep them out too Iate.
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-Just Iong enough to fill up our bags.
-Goodbye, Father.
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Morticia, our first guests have arrived.
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This is my wife. Morticia, this is...
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How ridiculous!
I forgot to ask your names.
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Look, Mac,
if you're thinking you're going to be...
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I'm Marty and he's CIaude.
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Welcome to our home.
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Hey, that's quite an outfit
you got on, Iady.
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Thank you. I always wear this one
for Halloween.
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Looks real good for Halloween.
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We always try to get our home
in the Halloween mood, too.
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Yeah, you sure do.
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I heard voices, Gomez.
Who is it? Do we have guests?
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Indeed we have, Uncle Fester.
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This is Marty and CIaude.
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PIeased to meet you.
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You... You folks sure
don't hold back on Halloween.
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It's our favorite holiday.
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And this is our butler, Lurch.
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-Pal, you top 'em all.
-Yes, Lurch is tops.
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Most efficient, too.
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I forgot to Iight the pumpkin.
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It Iooks just Iike me. Excuse me.
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Gentlemen, come over here
and I'II give you a treat.
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-Open your bag.
-Don't start getting cute, mister.
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Now, now, there's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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I think it's rather heartwarming
that adults get in the Halloween spirit.
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-Yeah, but just the same, I ain't...
-I told you he was efficient.
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-Excuse me, Lurch.
-Why, you dirty...
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Take it easy, Marty.
Let's see what happens.
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It's full of money.
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Okay, pal, you had your Iook.
Now just hand it over.
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Morticia, our neighbors
have given these gentlemen
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hundreds of dollars in trick-or-treat.
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Makes one proud to Iive
in such a neighborhood.
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And I was going to give you apples.
My apologies, gentlemen.
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There, that's better. Happy Halloween.
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-Would you excuse us a minute?
-Of course. Go right ahead, gentlemen.
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-Did you see what I saw?
-Yeah, a drawer full of Ioot.
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Yeah, and the mask the big guy's got on.
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We ought to wear something Iike that
the next time we pull a job.
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I'm gonna find out where he got it.
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Friend, we've been admiring the mask.
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Mind telling us where it come from?
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It is mine.
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Yeah, I know, but where did...
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He's for real.
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They're all for real.
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Must you go?
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We better, we better.
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Just when things were beginning
to perk up.
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-Can't you stay a bit Ionger?
-Not this season, Iady.
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Well, since you treated us so nice,
I guess we'II stick around for a while.
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Capital!
We'II celebrate in the old tradition.
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-I'II see to the punch.
-I shall help you, my dear.
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Fester, get the Halloween poems
from the Iibrary.
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Lurch, you get the tub ready
for the bobbing game.
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You gentlemen make yourselves at home.
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The cops sounded
Iike they were right outside.
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Yeah, guess we better stay put for a while.
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And as Iong as we gotta stay,
we may as well make the most of it.
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Okay. I'm kind of hungry.
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Not the food, stupid.
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You saw that drawer full of money.
They probably got a Iot of jewelry, too.
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We'II clean them out, and then
we'II scram when the coast is clear.
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I'm with you, pal.
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I do think our guests
are charming, don't you?
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Yes, especially the one with the scar.
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He reminds me of Rupert Styx.
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He has the same beautiful, beady eyes.
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I thought we'd agreed, Morticia,
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never to mention
the name of Rupert Styx again.
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-Gomez, darling, you're not still jealous?
-You were engaged to him.
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Oh, well, I was just a silly young girl then.
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I was fascinated by his Iong fingernails
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and the way his Iip curled when he smiled.
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He was a handsome devil.
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Morticia, please never mention
his name again.
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I promise, bubele.
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querida mia.
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When we're together, darling,
every night is Halloween.
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The punch is ready.
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-It's Iocked. We gotta get a key.
-We may have to rough 'em up a Iittle.
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Yeah, well, that's my department.
You just watch.
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It's a good thing one of us
is all there tonight.
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Hey. Here they come.
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We take 'em.
203
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Okay, folks, this is a stickup.
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MORTICIA: I'm so sorry the children
aren't here. They'd be so amused.
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Let's not rush the food.
The punch is ready
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but first Gomez will read us
a Halloween poem.
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-Here's the poem, Gomez.
-Thank you, Uncle Fester.
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It's our favorite. No Halloween would
seem quite complete without it.
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Won't you gentlemen please be seated?
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-Poem? We'd be better off in jail.
-Shut up!
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I'II fix the Iights.
It'II put us in the proper mood.
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FESTER: Lurch! To the harpsichord.
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"It was Halloween evening
and through the abode
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"Not a creature was stirring,
not even a toad
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"Jack-o'-Ianterns are hung
on the gallows with care
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MORTICIA: "To guide sister witch
as she flies through the air"
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Drawn by eight beautiful bats.
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"And she calls out to them
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"Come FIitter, come FIutter
Come FIapper and FIyer
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"Come Chitter, come Chatter,
Come Vicious Vampire"
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Excuse me.
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Is something wrong?
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Good heavens!
What in the world brought that on?
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It's obvious. They just don't Iike poetry.
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Gentlemen,
I'm so glad you decided to stay.
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You are staying, aren't you?
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-If you say so.
-We Iike you folks.
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Wonderful. Now we'II have some real fun.
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Yes, we're going to play
an old-fashioned Halloween game.
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-Game?
-Yes, a bobbing game.
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PIease, if you don't mind,
we'II just sit here quiet for a while
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-and then scram.
-No, you must play.
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-Okay, okay, if you say so.
-Sure.
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We used to play the game.
Marty, you remember.
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Yeah, that's where everybody kneels
around a tub and bobs for the apples.
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-Apples? Apples?
-Well, what do you bob for?
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Look, Marty.
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We call it "Bobbing for the crab."
A real challenge.
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-Yeah, but that crab's alive.
-And full of snap, too.
240
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That's the challenge.
241
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,755
-GOMEZ: Great sport.
-I'II go first.
242
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Uncle Fester, no.
243
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-That honor belongs to our guests.
-Oh, no, no. You go ahead, pal.
244
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,752
-No, I was rude.
-We Iike rudeness.
245
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PIease, we insist.
246
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-After you, CIaude.
-No, be my guest.
247
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,156
I'II get it.
It's probably some more trick-or-treaters.
248
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,673
Darling, ask them in.
249
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,076
I just Iove Halloween.
250
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,679
Well, now, those are interesting costumes.
251
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,955
These are not costumes.
We're police officers.
252
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GOMEZ: Well, come in.
253
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,235
Just checking the neighborhood.
Everything all right here?
254
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,108
Yes, fine. We're just getting into
the Halloween spirit. Care to join us?
255
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,398
-No, thanks, we're on a manhunt.
-Nice night for it.
256
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,118
-You won, you won.
-Both won.
257
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Ole, ole.
258
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PIease get it off.
259
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,436
Get it off!
260
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,956
Isn't that absolutely amazing?
Would you Iike to try it again?
261
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,874
-Try it again? I'd rather wrestle a Iion.
-Would you? Wonderful.
262
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,511
MORTICIA: Kitty? Here Kitty, Kitty.
263
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,114
-No!
-No!
264
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,273
Poor Kitty. Just terrified of people.
265
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,310
Well, it's my turn now.
266
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,477
Cops or no cops,
we'd better blow before we get killed.
267
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,513
But it bugs me to Ieave all that Ioot
in the drawer.
268
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,793
They wanna play games,
we'II play 'em a game.
269
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,359
A game that'II get us the Ioot.
270
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,671
-Look, money isn't everything.
-It's enough.
271
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,113
Hey, folks. CIaude and I got a game
we wanna play. It's called hide-and-seek.
272
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,954
Hide-and-seek?
273
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,554
Sounds rather mild
compared to bobbing for crabs.
274
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,029
-It'II fool you.
-Goody.
275
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,913
Let's try it.
I'm not having much Iuck down here.
276
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,634
Well, Claude and I'll be "it," see,
and everybody else scrams and hides.
277
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,033
-Then what happens?
-We find you.
278
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,078
-Yes?
-Then we hide.
279
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,632
And you find us.
280
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,680
-Yes?
-That's it.
281
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,078
Excuse us for a moment.
282
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,630
My dear, I think we made a terrible
mistake inviting those two men in.
283
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,472
-You do?
-Hide-and-seek?
284
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,635
Well, I'II admit it is a bit eccentric.
And they are rather strange.
285
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,309
But, after all, they're guests in our home.
286
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,591
You're right. Addams hospitality.
287
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,553
-You're ready?
-Ready.
288
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,593
Okay, now everybody hides
and we'II count to ten.
289
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,232
MARTY: Pal, we're ready.
290
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,550
Goody. I Iove games.
291
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,755
You, too.
292
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,557
Okay, here we go.
293
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,118
One, two, three,
294
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,272
four, five, six...
295
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,828
Knock it off. Get the drawer open.
296
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,277
-Hurry up!
-Okay, okay.
297
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,955
Oh, boy.
298
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,356
I can't wait to get out that door.
299
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,194
-Okay. Come on.
-Okay.
300
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,070
This Ioot will pay us back
for all the trouble we went through.
301
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,398
-It's Iocked!
-Now what?
302
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,394
Break the window.
303
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,595
-Did you...
-Let's get out of here!
304
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,990
-They're not seeking very hard.
-Strange game.
305
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,118
-They must want us to win.
-Very sporting.
306
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,997
Now, two of them went in there
and the big guy's back there.
307
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,879
This way.
308
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,675
Let's go.
309
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,752
What's the matter with them?
310
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,310
Well, they ask us to hide
and then they just run off.
311
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,958
Couple of oddballs.
312
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,313
They'II be all right. Look.
313
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,312
Those nice policemen are helping them
into their squad car.
314
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,675
Probably going to give them a Iift home.
315
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,632
Darling, did you pay your dues
to the Zen-Yogi society?
316
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,870
My dear, I'm a paid-up member.
317
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,077
This is their Iatest position.
318
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,595
-Are you comfortable?
-Don't I Iook it?
319
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,275
Of course.
320
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,269
Is there anything new
in the paper tonight?
321
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,479
Nothing much.
322
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,751
A revolution in South America,
323
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,593
a war in Asia, a flood...
324
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,159
Oh, here's something.
325
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,836
It says our friends, Marty and CIaude,
were sent up the river.
326
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,354
Good. They needed a vacation.