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They're creepy and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat,
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Sweet,
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Petite,
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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Now, now, CIeopatra, chew your burgers.
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Don't gulp them.
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Darling, now you see what happens
when you gulp?
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Quite enough Iunch.
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Well, what do they Iook Iike?
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Oh, just ordinary moving men.
One's tall, one's medium.
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No, darling. I mean, the new neighbors.
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Oh, I haven't seen them yet.
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They have some
interesting things, though.
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Really?
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GOMEZ: There's an item
you could do things with.
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Oh, I do hope they're imaginative.
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The real estate man said
they were newlyweds.
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At Ieast they're romantic.
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Really? How nice.
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I know just how they feel.
The joy of moving into a new house.
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I'II never forget my first night
in this Iovely house.
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-We thought it was haunted.
-Well, you can't have everything.
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I only hope they'II be half as happy.
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How could they be anything else?
With us right next door.
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Horrible house next door.
You suppose anybody Iives in it?
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Honey, I didn't even know
that house was there.
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As I remember it, the renting agent
had the shutters closed on this side.
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Married by a Justice of the Peace,
and no honeymoon
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and now I spend my wedding night
in this house.
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Well, it could have been worse.
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You might have had to spend it
in that house.
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What was that?
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It was an explosion from that monstrosity.
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I'II go over there
and see what's happening.
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I'II go with you.
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In sickness and in health,
for better, for worse,
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we're stuck in this thing together.
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There we are now, down you go.
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Mmm-hmm. Huh?
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-There we are. You see them yet?
-No.
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Maybe they'II see us and come over.
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I still think we should just have gone
over and introduced ourselves.
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Oh, darling, no. That's much too forward.
This is better.
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Here they come.
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Mmm.
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Oh, how do you do?
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I'm Gomez Addams.
This is my wife, Morticia.
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How do you do?
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Hubert Peterson. This is my wife, Amanda.
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-We were just married.
-Oh, how exciting!
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You do that again...
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Never mind the small talk.
Find out what blew up.
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Oh, yes.
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We were just wondering
about those Iittle explosions.
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What explosions?
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Those explosions.
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Oh, that must be Uncle Fester
playing with his new dynamite caps.
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What?
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He got them at the discount house.
They are not up to par.
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You mean there's somebody
exploding dynamite inside your house?
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Where else would he do it?
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Well, I see you're washing your pup.
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Oh, good heavens. That isn't a pup.
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It's an octopus.
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-You have an octopus for a pet?
-Oh, no.
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It's our son's pet.
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-Go ahead, shake his tentacle.
-Take it away.
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-Darling, dry it first.
-Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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-There we are.
-He's really very friendly.
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(WATER BUBBLING)
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Let's get out of here.
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-Yes, well, nice meeting you both.
-Nice meeting you.
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Seems Iike a nice chap.
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-She's a bit odd.
-Little high-strung.
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It's their wedding day, a new house.
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And, Aristotle,
you were very, very bashful.
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Time to dry.
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I had so hoped she'd be someone
I could exchange recipes with.
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Hubert, you never should have rented
this house without Ietting me see it.
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Honey, remember
the fantastic deal we got.
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Well, I guess I'II just have
to pretend they're not there.
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That's my dear, brave girl.
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-What was that?
-What was what?
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You know what.
Those sounds under the house.
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-Termites?
-I knew it. The house is crumbling.
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It came from over there.
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Howdy. I'm Uncle Fester, from next door.
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Gosh, Hubert, he's that dynamite nut.
He'II blow us up.
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I just came over to say hello.
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Nail that shut.
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Goodbye, Hubert. I'II call you.
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-Where are you going?
-Out.
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-Oh, but, honey, this is our wedding day.
-Enjoy it.
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But, honey...
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Oh, Mr. Wentworth,
thank goodness you're here.
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And here's your Iease,
all signed and sealed.
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For a year, this happy honeymoon cottage
is all yours.
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Hubert, either get me another house
or get yourself another wife.
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Now, calm down, honey, calm down.
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Perhaps Mr. Wentworth
will cancel the Iease?
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Oh, I'm only the rental agent.
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Well, where do I find the owner?
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Right next door. His name is Addams.
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-What'd they hit you with, Fester?
-I don't know.
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I just opened up the trap door
and said, "Howdy," and wham!
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Don't sound very friendly to me.
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You must have frightened them
going through Pugsley's tunnel.
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Next time, Uncle Fester, knock.
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-I did.
-Really?
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Gomez, we have ourselves
some very peculiar neighbors.
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Peculiar? They're a couple of nuts.
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There's only one thing to do.
Get rid of them.
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I can't. I signed the Iease this morning.
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I'II get rid of them.
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-I'II go with you, Fester.
-Right, Mama.
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I haven't used this beauty
since the taxman was here.
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-Fester, Mama, control yourselves.
-Yes, think of what you're doing.
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You know, they're right.
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We better not go over there
in broad daylight.
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-They're Iiable to ambush us.
-We'II wait till it's dark.
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You will do no such thing.
They're our neighbors.
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Excuse me, my dears.
Probably them, coming over to apologize.
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We'd better go out in the backyard
and practice, anyway.
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Just in case.
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Mr. Wentworth,
how nice to see you again.
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And it's always such a...
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Such a thrill
to see you, Mrs. Addams.
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-My! That's a new dress you're wearing.
-How kind of you to notice.
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GIad you dropped in, Wentworth.
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Those new tenants,
have they signed the Iease yet?
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They want to break it.
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Leave that Iovely cottage?
With its view of this fine old mansion?
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-Well, they're young, rattlebrained.
-They did seem a bit nervous.
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But it's their wedding day.
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-I shook, too, remember?
-Yes.
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Anyway, the Iease is signed,
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and they'II just have to Iearn
to Iive with you. It.
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We'II try to make them
as happy as possible.
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Ah, you're real people.
Well, goodbye, Mr. Addams.
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-Wentworth.
-Mrs. Addams.
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Those poor Petersons.
What can we do for them?
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I think I know what their trouble is.
They are Ionely.
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You may be right.
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Oh, Gomez, we've been very selfish.
After all, they're newlyweds.
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I should have been over there
a Iong time ago.
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With a pot of henbane soup,
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some of my dwarf's hair cobbler
and marital advice.
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-Let's go over right now.
-No, darling, I have a better idea.
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Let's invite them over tonight
for a game of bridge.
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You think they'II wanna play bridge
on their wedding night?
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Of course, it'II relax them.
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You rang?
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Lurch, go over to the Petersons'
and invite them over for bridge tonight.
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And, Lurch, use the front door,
not Pugsley's tunnel.
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Yes, Mrs. Addams.
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-I hope they're sharp players.
-Oh, so do I.
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We haven't had any real competition
since the Thompsons were taken away.
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You think they'II come?
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Oh, I'm sure they will.
Lurch is very persuasive.
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You see? They've accepted.
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I do hope everything goes well tonight.
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How can it fail, my dear?
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-You're such a perfect hostess.
-Darling.
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And if the bridge gets dull,
you can do your animal imitations.
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Do them now, Tish.
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-Oh, darling.
-PIease.
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Very well.
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Now the bullfrog, Tish.
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That bullfrog, it drives me wild.
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Let's not play cards tonight, Tish.
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I feel Iike honeymooning myself tonight.
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Darling, you're so impetuous.
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Bridge first, bullfrog Iater.
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Isn't it a Iittle Iate for Uncle Fester
to be playing with his dynamite caps?
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It's not dynamite, that was a gunshot.
Came from the playroom.
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Better not miss, Fester.
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Morticia hates bullet holes in her wall.
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Don't worry. I'm aiming way down
Iow at the pigeon's feet.
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What's going on down here?
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Well, if you insist on inviting
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those barbarians from next door
over for bridge,
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I just want to be prepared.
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Fester's very handy with that gun.
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He shot a pigeon right through the eye.
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It wasn't even the one I was aiming at.
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Oh, Uncle Fester, I'm sure
we're not going to have any trouble
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with that nice young couple.
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Oh, no?
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Well, this Iittle beauty mark wasn't
caused by a mosquito bite, you know.
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AII this fuss over a bump on the head.
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I think it's rather attractive.
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That's true, Fester.
I guess anything's an improvement.
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Mama will serve the refreshments.
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I'II serve it to them, right over their heads.
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You?
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The soul of graciousness and charm?
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Well, that's true.
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Couldn't I just spill
some coffee in their Iaps?
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Not a drop.
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Well, how about a Iittle cream
down their backs?
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Remember, you're an Addams.
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Oh, you're right, dear.
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AII this hostile talk,
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and those two poor dears
are sitting over there
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just dying to be friendly.
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-No, no, no! I'm not going over there!
-Look, we've got to go.
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Do you expect me to be nice
to those spooks?
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Oh, please honey.
If we break the Iease, he'II sue us. But...
220
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But if we butter them up,
they may Iet us out of the Iease.
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Now, come on.
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-Must I?
-You must.
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Well, Iove, honor is one thing,
but why do they have to say obey?
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Well, they should be along
any minute now.
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Oh, I do hope the new neighbors
will Iike the house.
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-Do you think they will?
-How can they help it?
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-It is nice and dismal, isn't it?
-Don't be modest, my dear.
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-It's absolutely bleak.
-Thank you, darling.
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Oh, those roses want trimming.
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Have you seen my shears, dear?
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Why, thank you, Thing.
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Thing,
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you need a manicure. Look at that.
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And I did so want you to Iook nice
for the new neighbors.
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Who knows? They might introduce you
to a nice girl, Thing.
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Oh, come now.
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Don't you ever Iong
for something to hold hands with?
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Woman hater.
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Very well, Thing. Find your own friends.
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My dear, I don't think there's time
to start clipping roses now.
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Oh? Well, perhaps you're right.
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I know.
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-Beautiful.
-Oh, yes.
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You are so very clever.
245
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,357
Thank you, darling.
246
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,990
Uncle Fester, what are you doing there?
247
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,957
If those neighbors
start getting rough-Iike,
248
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,190
Genevieve will put them
in their right place.
249
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,833
Uncle Fester, I will not stand
for any bloodshed in my Iiving room.
250
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,718
Morticia's right, Uncle Fester.
That's a brand new rug in there.
251
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,836
However, never fear, my dear.
Uncle Fester's aim is terrible.
252
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,753
-He's been practicing.
-I don't need practice.
253
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,434
Even with my eyes shut,
I always hit something.
254
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,230
You can relax, Morticia.
An Addams never starts trouble.
255
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,033
He just gets into it.
256
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,116
Hubie, please, I can't go in there.
257
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,073
Honey, our future's at stake.
Now, you've got to go along.
258
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,991
-Go along.
-And say nothing.
259
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,672
-Say nothing.
-Be pleasant.
260
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,512
-Be pleasant.
-And smile.
261
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,232
That's it,
and no matter what happens, smile.
262
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,992
Oh, hello, hello!
263
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,629
Welcome, honeymooners.
Welcome, welcome.
264
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,229
Aren't they thoughtful, dear?
Throwing rice?
265
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,278
-That's not rice, old man.
-It's Iizards' teeth.
266
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,514
Lizards' teeth?
267
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,034
In the Amazon,
no wedding ceremony is complete
268
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,793
without the traditional shower
of Iizards' teeth.
269
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,469
-Lovely.
-Lovely.
270
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,676
On to the bridge table.
271
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,353
My, what a beautiful room. She agrees.
272
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,512
How sweet of you to say so.
273
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,356
-Is that...
-Amanda.
274
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,354
-What an unusual decoration.
-Do you Iike it?
275
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,830
Oh, we Iove it. Seems to tell a story.
276
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,754
You're the first one to really appreciate it.
277
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,910
-It's yours.
-Oh, no!
278
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,149
We insist.
279
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,869
Oh, I see you've noticed
another Iittle treasure.
280
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,077
-Isn't it cute, dear? Two heads.
-Cute.
281
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,038
Well, you know what they always say,
two heads are better than one.
282
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,315
Say no more. Take it.
283
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,311
-I wouldn't have that thing...
-Amanda.
284
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,071
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
285
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,836
I can see by your expression
that you're fascinated by Pierre there.
286
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,351
Well, we'II throw him in
for good measure, too.
287
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,192
-But, I...
-No buts.
288
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,474
Of course not.
289
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,469
After all, Pierre would only be Ionely
with the turtle gone.
290
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,119
-You're so kind.
-Kind.
291
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,189
-Generous.
-Generous.
292
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,838
-Smile.
-Smile.
293
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,472
Don't misunderstand, Mr. Addams.
We Iike our house very much.
294
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,949
Then why do you want to move out?
The rent too high?
295
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,872
-Oh, no, no.
-Be glad to Iower it.
296
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,758
-What would you Iike to pay?
-Well, it's not that at all.
297
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,835
It's just that it's too far away
from the supermarkets.
298
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,753
Oh, goodness.
You don't need any supermarkets.
299
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,229
I know a Iot of Iittle specialty shops.
300
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,515
Do you folks Iike fricassee of toad?
301
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,157
-Amanda.
-Love it.
302
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,909
Good. I'II make you up a batch.
303
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,478
-What... What...
-Oh, what a wonderful idea.
304
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,993
Five-handed bridge.
305
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,469
Dear Thing. Loves to kibitz.
306
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,238
Thing, say hello to the Petersons.
307
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,073
Nice to meet you.
308
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,435
-Do you mind if I smoke?
-No, go right ahead.
309
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,673
Hubert!
310
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,240
I just don't understand
their running out that way.
311
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,837
We couldn't have been friendlier.
312
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,239
Neither could Thing.
313
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,474
He has such a wonderful social instinct.
314
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,994
Tries to make everyone feel right at home.
315
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,111
Maybe it's because he was kibitzing.
316
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,075
That makes some bridge players
terribly nervous.
317
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,198
Oh, I don't think so, dear.
318
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,589
Besides, the card he threw
was absolutely right.
319
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,952
They certainly Iiked our home.
320
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,717
Gomez, was it impolite of me to smoke?
321
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,758
Querida mia, everyone smokes.
322
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,717
Gomez, do you think it's possible
323
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,518
they could have been frightened
by the shot?
324
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,068
-What shot?
-Uncle Fester's gun.
325
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,550
Oh, that. Well, they were a bit jumpy.
326
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,389
Darling, of course they were jumpy.
It was their wedding day.
327
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,953
How could we have been so blind?
328
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,513
-That about right, my dear?
-Perfect, darling.
329
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,474
GOMEZ: It all goes to prove
how foolish superstition can be.
330
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,120
Here our young friends get married
on Friday the 13th,
331
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,839
and just Iook how beautifully
everything turned out.
332
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,275
Well, Iooking a Iittle better, isn't it?
333
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,398
-It's the most gosh-awful...
-Smile, Hubert.
334
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,868
It's beautiful.
335
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,191
We knew when we saw you
admiring our Iovely fish
336
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,839
that you were people of taste.
337
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,239
Our kind of people.
338
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,995
Excuse me.
339
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,030
-Hubert, do you Iove me?
-Of course I Iove you.
340
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,155
Do you really Iove me?
341
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,753
Well, I wouldn't have married you
if I didn't Iove you.
342
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,513
Then prove it. Get those people and
their awful things out of my house.
343
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,635
Honey, I can't.
344
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,312
We've gotta be nice to him
to get out of the Iease.
345
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,072
I don't care about your silly Iease.
346
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,628
Either you get us out of this whole mess
or I'm Ieaving.
347
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,155
I think I've got an idea.
348
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,231
-Well, whatever it is, try it.
-I will.
349
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,793
-Mr. Addams?
-Yes.
350
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,836
-I'd Iike to talk to you.
-Certainly. Go right ahead.
351
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,478
Well, before you go to any more trouble,
352
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,869
I think I ought to tell you the real reason
we can't stay in this house.
353
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,029
Oh, what's that?
354
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,999
Well, I got a wire from my company,
and I'm being transferred to Hong Kong.
355
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,389
Say no more.
I understand and I'II take care of it.
356
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,595
Would you?
357
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,240
After all, Peterson,
what are neighbors for?
358
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,952
Oh, the dear Petersons.
359
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,031
I do hope they're feeling better today.
360
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,429
They're bound to,
after I tell them the good news.
361
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,914
Oh, here they are.
362
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,396
Come in, come in.
363
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,035
I have capital news for you, old man.
364
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,669
-You mean we're free to move?
-Au contraire, you're free to stay.
365
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,829
-What?
-What?
366
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,354
I bought your company
and you don't have to go to Hong Kong.
367
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,238
You can stay and be our neighbors forever.
368
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,479
Oh, the poor dears.
369
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,560
I guess the excitement
was just too much for them.
370
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,753
Cigar, Thing?
371
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,716
I forgot. You can't smoke.
372
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,673
Oh, boy! Very clever play, Thing.
373
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,751
Darling, the oddest thing happened.
374
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,879
The Petersons Ieft all those Iovely things
we gave them on our front Iawn.
375
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,190
Probably thought
we were being too generous.
376
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,510
Perhaps. Still, it's strange.
377
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,591
We haven't seen them in three days.
378
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,432
Darling, it's their honeymoon.
379
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,717
Oh, yes, of course. I forgot.
380
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,197
They must be starved.
381
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,912
I think I'II take them over
a nice casserole of yak,
382
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,034
knock discreetly, then tiptoe away.
383
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,398
-What if they don't Iike yak?
-Not Iike yak?
384
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,677
Darling, you make them sound weird.
385
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,718
No, the king.
386
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,236
-What in the world brought that on?
-Probably resented your helping me.
387
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,829
After what he did at our bridge game?
388
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,878
Thing? Open up.
389
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,788
Thing! I do not Iike petulant things.
390
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,233
Now, was that nice?
391
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,833
Very well, that's better.
392
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,473
Your play, Thing.
393
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,914
Beats me every time.
394
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,553
Forget it, darling. Forget the Petersons.
395
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,430
Do the bullfrog for me, Tish.
PIease. PIease.
396
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,355
Very well.
397
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,070
It's our turn now.
They won't see us for three days.
398
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,835
Bubele,