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They're creepy and they're kooky

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Mysterious and spooky

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They're altogether ooky

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The Addams family

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The house is a museum

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When people come to see 'em

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They really are a scream

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The Addams family

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MAN: Neat.

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Sweet.

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Petite.

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So get a witch 's shawl on

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A broomstick you can crawl on

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We're gonna pay a call on

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The Addams family

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-Lovely day, isn't it?
-Yes.

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The chill goes right through you.

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Look at them.

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Oh, they have such good times together.

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-Well, here we are.
-Is this the Addams house?

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Yep. Are you sure
this is the place you wanna go to?

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Why, yes.

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Okay. You know, it's not too Iate.

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I could still take you back into town
and turn you over to those Travelers Aid.

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-No, thank you.
-Okay, Iady.

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I wonder who that could be?

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It may not be a who. It may be a what.

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You optimist.

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A relative.

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-Morticia? It's me.
-Cousin Melancholia!

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Oh, darling!
Gomez, you remember Melancholia.

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Who could forget that face?

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I know I should have called,
but everything happened so fast.

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-Everything?
-It's Fred.

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-My intended.
-He jilted you.

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Well, I can't really say.

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He just took back his ring, sold his farm
and joined the Foreign Legion.

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That is kind of indefinite.

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I just didn't know what to do.

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I'm glad you came to us
in your hour of trial.

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And you remember Mama?

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I always said that you'd grow up
to be a beauty.

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Oh, Mama, you haven't changed a bit.

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And you haven't Iost a bit of your Iooks.

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The vain old thing takes hours
to get herself together.

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It certainly shows.

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Darling, why don't you go upstairs
and freshen up

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and we'II talk it all over Iater.

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Follow me.

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MELANCHOLIA: Oh.

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It's so good to be where you feel at home.

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I'd better make her
a nice hot cup of henbane juice.

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MORTICIA: Thank you, Mama.

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Gomez, is there anything we can do
to help Melancholia?

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Well, if we can't help her, who can?

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-We have to find her a man.
-But where?

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Darling, you have
so many vast business interests,

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you must know someone.

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Well, Iet's see now.
There's old Charlie Carlisle the accountant.

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-No, he's dead.
-He wouldn't be right.

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Melancholia needs someone
dashing, handsome, charming.

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Like you, darling.

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Carinito, you're really making it tough.

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Now, now, now, CIeopatra,
you're much too young to take tea.

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GOMEZ: Yes, indeed. That's right.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Well, she'd make a perfect wife.

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Yes, I see.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, then,
it's obvious I have the wrong number.

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-Any Iuck?
-Seven refusals.

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Fortunately,
three of them were wrong numbers.

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We just have to keep trying.

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What about Ed Franzen, the fellow
who works at the monument company?

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-Much too flighty.
-You're right.

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Even when he's carving those inscriptions
he can't stop giggling.

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-Darling, have you tried your salt mine?
-No, by Jove!

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They used
to have a pretty Iively crowd down there.

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I just know this is gonna work.

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It's got to, I'm running out of companies.

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Hello? Sutton? Addams here.

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Say, we've got a ravishing young cousin
here who's just dying for some company.

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Oh, well, thanks anyway.
Keep the salt rolling.

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-Nothing?
-Nothing.

85
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But don't despair, we'II find someone.

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-How about a marriage broker?
-Capital idea! I know just the one.

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Hasty Marriage.
The same one we got for Cousin Gripe.

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Hasty Marriage?
How are you fixed for grooms?

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Really?
He says they've got a complete selection.

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How romantic.

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Tell them to send over a few,
and then Melancholia can take her pick.

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How about sending over a few samples?

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Oh, you know, one tall, one short,
one fat, one thin.

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Better make that two thins.

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The name is Addams.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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I think we were disconnected.

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It's just as well.
I think we should get one of our own.

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You're right, we should.

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-Lurch.
-Oh, dear, not Lurch.

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-He's such a playboy.
-That's all an act. You'II see.

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You rang?

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Lurch, have you ever given thought
to the blissful joys of marriage?

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You see? Underneath that devil-may-care,
he's a sentimental softie.

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Lurch, we have a Iovely girl for you.

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Sweet, soft and soulful.

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I thought you wanted him for Melancholia.

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I'm talking about Melancholia.

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Now, now, Lurch, control yourself.
You mustn't appear overanxious.

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Now, about the wedding date.

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-Obviously he prefers a Iong engagement.
-Nonsense.

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Two people so ideally suited. Why wait?

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-How about eloping tonight?
-PIease.

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Well, it is a bit hasty.
How about tomorrow night?

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We'II all go together.

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We'II make it a combination elopement
and picnic.

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Darling, somehow I don't think Lurch takes
to the idea of an elopement.

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AII right, forget the elopement,
we'II just go on the picnic.

120
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It's a Iovely idea!

121
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But I do believe
Melancholia would rather be married.

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No.

123
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By Jove, Morticia,
I'm beginning to believe you were right.

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He is a playboy.

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Very well, Lurch, you may go.

126
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But, remember,
there will never be another Melancholia.

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Never.

128
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They would have made a Iovely couple.

129
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I just Iove weddings.
They always make me cry.

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Oh, thank you, Thing.

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Thing?

132
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Have you ever given thought
to the blissful joys of marriage?

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The Things of today.

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Forget it.

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I think Melancholia would prefer
a professional man.

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A doctor. Or a Iawyer.

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HARVEY: No, no, no. Not me.

138
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I will not go back
to that Addams house, never.

139
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But a deal Iike this.
Think of your wife and children.

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-I have no wife and children.
-Then think of mine.

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-This deal could mean millions.
-Not worth it.

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Come on now, Harvey, you have to.

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This is the chief reason
I brought you back into the firm.

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You're the only Iawyer in our office
who's had any contact with them.

145
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I would rather have contact
with a nest of scorpions.

146
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Oh, come on, now.
So the family is a Iittle eccentric.

147
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The point is we have a job to do.

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If it means going back to that house,
I am not going to do it.

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What am I asking you to do?

150
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An important client
wants something Addams has.

151
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AII you have to do is go over there
and discuss it with him.

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Go on, make an appointment.

153
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I knew I could depend on you.

154
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Mr. Addams, please.

155
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Oh, he's not home? The whole family's
gone on a world cruise?

156
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The whole family's gone on a world

157
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cruise.

158
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Try it now.

159
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First I need a good stiff drink.

160
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It's no use, I can't find a man anywhere.

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Oh, poor Melancholia.
Doomed to spinsterhood.

162
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Oh, Melancholia, darling,
we were just talking about you.

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-I know. Nobody wants me.
-Oh, what nonsense.

164
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No. I'm cursed.

165
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Fred isn't the first tragedy in my Iife.

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I got as far as the altar with EImer.

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-What happened?
-I got there but EImer didn't.

168
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-He just ran off.
-Foreign Legion?

169
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-South America.
-That is better climate.

170
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Well, darling, it's obvious.
They felt unworthy.

171
00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,275
Hello?

172
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,796
Yes, this is Mrs. Addams speaking.

173
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Oh, hello, Mr. Harvey.

174
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Just a moment.

175
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:16,032
Darling, it's that nice young Iawyer,
Mr. Harvey. He wants to talk to you.

176
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,670
Not now, this is all too disturbing.

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00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,915
Mr. Harvey, I'm afraid Mr. Addams
can't come to the phone right now.

178
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,595
He's involved in a Iittle family problem.

179
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Oh, I see. Well, I'm sure an old bachelor
Iike myself can't be of any help.

180
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Bye.

181
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,599
It's no use.
He didn't even get on the phone.

182
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Your problem is solved.

183
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:54,559
-Mama! What in the world?
-Love dust. Don't you remember?

184
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Worked wonders for you and Gomez.

185
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Oh, of course.
How thoughtful of you, Mama.

186
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-It'II bring the men howling.
-Are you sure?

187
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,909
Well, we'd better use a double dose.

188
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,357
-There, that ought to do it.
-Thank you, Mama.

189
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,194
What's so funny?

190
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,670
-Gomez, she's crying.
-Oh.

191
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,277
Darling, don't you worry,
we'II find you a man.

192
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,635
You may have
to Iower your standards a bit.

193
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,598
Oh, I feel just awful bothering you two.

194
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,750
And interfering with your business.

195
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,436
-You probably offended that man.
-Oh, no, Mr. Harvey's very understanding,

196
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,632
-even though he is a bachelor.
-Yes, he's a very...

197
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,513
-Bachelor!
-Bachelor!

198
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,715
Yes?

199
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,953
Oh, of course.

200
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,789
Mr. Addams.

201
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,951
-Look, I don't want to impose.
-Impose?

202
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,112
My dear fellow, to you
the Addams home is Liberty Hall.

203
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,953
It's just a Iittle business matter.

204
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,873
-Excellent. PIan to stay all evening.
-Thank you.

205
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,076
-Well, how does it Iook?
-Wonderful.

206
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:18,235
Mr. Harvey is a very suave,
sophisticated man.

207
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,236
So Iet's get rid
of these homey things, shall we?

208
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,033
You can wear anything of mine
that you Iike.

209
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,438
Oh, they're gorgeous!

210
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:36,875
-Oh, Cousin Morticia, you're too generous.
-Darling, what's family for?

211
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,436
Now come along to the mirror.
I want to pluck your eyebrows.

212
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,231
When I finish with you
you won't recognize yourself.

213
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,429
-Is Mr. Harvey a real good friend of yours?
-Oh, yes.

214
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,395
He's a Iittle bit shy and reserved.

215
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,153
I'm afraid you'II have to take him in hand.

216
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,639
In both hands.

217
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,272
Are you sure he'II come?

218
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,959
He's probably

219
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,477
dying to come.

220
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,400
They're not home. Well, some other time.

221
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,552
Harvey, old man!

222
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,439
-So good to see you again.
-Nice to be back.

223
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,353
-Lurch, a drink for our friend.
-Oh, thank you, I'm not thirsty.

224
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,716
Nonsense, it's something special.
The Vat '68.

225
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,030
Look, Mr. Addams,
I don't wanna take up your time.

226
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,509
I know you're a very busy man.
But all we want is an option

227
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,353
on an itty-bitty, worthless piece
of African Iand you've got.

228
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,477
Worthless? With all those fine
subterranean bat caves?

229
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,479
Come, come, Harvey,
you're not talking to a child.

230
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,309
Here we are.

231
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,475
Superb.

232
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,228
-Really, I don't want any of that.
-PIease, Harvey, I never drink alone.

233
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,990
Besides, you Iook as though
you can use a drink.

234
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,479
You must've had a pretty hard day.

235
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,597
Oh, the day was all right. It's the night.

236
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,360
-Well, drink up, there's plenty more.
-I'II bet.

237
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,832
It really hits the spot.

238
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,632
Harvey, you're not drinking.

239
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,554
Wait. Now we have something to drink to.

240
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,228
To the Iadies.

241
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,271
Ever seen two Iovelier girls?

242
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:14,318
I know the one on the right is your wife.
But what is... Who's the other one?

243
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,912
That's Mrs. Addams' cousin, Melancholia.
You Iike her?

244
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,710
-Oh, yes, she's Iovely.
-Good. She's your date.

245
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,275
-Am I dead?
-Of course not, silly.

246
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,509
Oh, too bad.

247
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,713
-Where are the others?
-They thought we'd Iike to be alone.

248
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,870
I don't know about we, but I would.

249
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,597
-I've got to put something in my car.
-Something in your car?

250
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,079
-What?
-Me.

251
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,991
Out for a Iittle air, old man?

252
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,589
This has been a rather heady experience.

253
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,597
-You gave us quite a scare.
-I gave you a scare?

254
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,912
I thought I was gonna be a widow
before I was a bride.

255
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,992
-I beg your pardon?
-Melancholia does that to a man.

256
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,352
But don't you worry about it.

257
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,398
You'II feel a Iot better when you
get some food in your stomach.

258
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,835
Mama is cooking up a real surprise.

259
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,354
I am so hungry I could eat a wolf.

260
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,473
Gomez, you guessed it!

261
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,394
Superb dinner.

262
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,997
That belladonna sauce
really brings out the flavor.

263
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,875
-You didn't eat much, Harvey.
-The excitement.

264
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,234
Love is that way.

265
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,312
I suddenly felt all chilled
and goosebumpy, too.

266
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,795
Well, a Iittle bicarb and you'II be fine.

267
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,599
Would you two Iovebirds Iike to dance?

268
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,749
-No, thank you.
-Love to.

269
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,559
Only first I have to fix my face.

270
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,995
Now, if you'II just
Iook over these contracts...

271
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,588
What was that?

272
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,635
Love dust. Mama is an incurable romantic.

273
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,230
AII she ever thinks about
is Iove, Iove, Iove.

274
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,598
Well, all I ever think about
is business, business, business.

275
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,910
Excellent, a woman needs a good provider.

276
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,709
Especially Melancholia.
She's a bit extravagant, I'm afraid.

277
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,394
But she's so much in Iove
she's about to burst.

278
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,516
Well, that would solve everything.

279
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,956
I mean, your cousin's a Iovely girl.
Too Iovely for just one man.

280
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,632
So why don't I call you tomorrow?
We can talk over the deal on the phone.

281
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,436
-You wanted something, sir?
-Just out.

282
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,837
Oh, nonsense,
the evening is just getting underway.

283
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,556
-I'm back.
-You see?

284
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,274
Oh, Melly. You Iight up the room.

285
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,349
I am sure you and Melancholia have Iots
of things to talk about.

286
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,351
So why don't you just sit down?

287
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,637
But watch him, Melly darling,
he's a charmer.

288
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,910
-He's one of our most dashing bachelors.
-Is that nice, Mr. Harvey?

289
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,150
When did you decide
to become a bachelor?

290
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,595
Just tonight. Now, about this deal...

291
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,477
My! You're a jumpy one.

292
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,790
Mr. Addams, it seems they've discovered
oil on your game preserve in Nairobi.

293
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,359
-Did you say oil?
-Oh, just a few drops.

294
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,831
Oh, Gomez, Mr. Harvey doesn't want
to talk about any old oil.

295
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,239
But I do, I do!

296
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,756
Oh, I can't wait to hear him say that
to a preacher.

297
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,230
-Now, if you'II just sign right here...
-I have to think about it, Harvey.

298
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,675
After all, I do owe something to the bats.

299
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,916
But we don't want all of it.
Just one teeny Iittle well.

300
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,072
Oh, Gomez, give it to him.

301
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,190
Nairobi's such a romantic place.

302
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,114
Those Iovely nights
with the hyenas howling.

303
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,791
Makes a perfect spot for a honeymoon.

304
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,235
You're so right, Mrs. Addams,
you really have a good business...

305
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,438
-Honeymoon? Whose honeymoon?
-Why, yours and Melancholia's.

306
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,794
-Provided she accepts your proposal.
-I accept.

307
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,110
-Welcome to the family, old man.
-But...

308
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,954
No buts. I'II take these into the Iibrary
and Iook them over.

309
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:33,274
In the meantime, you two can go in
the conservatory and make your plans.

310
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,714
We'II drink a toast to the bride and groom.

311
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,954
You rang?

312
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,629
Champagne for the newlyweds, Lurch.

313
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,997
Mr. Addams, maybe I better go with you
and explain some of those clauses.

314
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,432
And Ieave your Iove-starved
Iittle dream girl all alone?

315
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,752
-Nonsense.
-But...

316
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,876
Don't they make a handsome couple?

317
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:09,479
He's a man, she's a woman. Perfect match.

318
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,677
Hard to believe we just met.

319
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,434
This whole evening
has been pretty unbelievable.

320
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,711
-Don't you think it's fate?
-No. Just my Iuck.

321
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,509
Oh, what a Iovely thing to say!

322
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,115
-Kiss me.
-Kiss you?

323
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,714
You don't want me
to tell Gomez you're afraid, do you?

324
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,189
No, no, please, Iet's keep him out of this.

325
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,749
Well, then.

326
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,393
Kiss me. I'II keep my eyes closed.

327
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,989
-Is it all right if I close mine, too?
-Of course, silly.

328
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,238
Oh, no!

329
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,990
You are a bashful boy.

330
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,191
Maybe this will cure you.

331
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,157
I just Iove weddings, don't you, darling?

332
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,229
Mmm-hmm.

333
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,754
-They're so romantic.
-Out of my way.

334
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,477
-AII right, where is she?
-Who are you? Gomez Addams here.

335
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,710
Never mind that, where's Melancholia?

336
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,279
Fred. I thought you'd joined
the Foreign Legion.

337
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,591
Not the Foreign Legion, you rock-head.
The American Legion.

338
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,593
-But, dear, you took the ring back.
-I had to. Your finger was turning green.

339
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,709
-I brought you a nice brass one.
-Oh, thank you!

340
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,311
Oh, Ralph, this is my fiance, Fred.

341
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,433
Fred, this is my fiance, Ralph.

342
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,155
You mean I'm gonna have to fight for you?

343
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,350
-Oh, no, no.
-Okay.

344
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,237
This is so romantic.

345
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,475
Come on.

346
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,756
Thanks for the hospitality.

347
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,555
Well!

348
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,395
Oh, Mr. Harvey? Mr. Harvey. Wake up.

349
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,072
Wake up, Mr. Harvey.

350
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,470
-Am I still alive?
-Very much.

351
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,120
And here are the signed papers.
You've got a deal.

352
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,873
Don't you worry
about that ungrateful Melancholia.

353
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,638
I've got Iots of cousins.

354
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,589
I have to get this nice and clean
for Pugsley.

355
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,831
-What is it? A telescope?
-An African blowgun.

356
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,671
That reminds me.
Do you miss Melancholia?

357
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,833
No, indeed, my dear, I'm glad she's gone.
Ungrateful wench.

358
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,390
Now, now,
remember blood is thicker than water.

359
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,789
Thank heaven.

360
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,110
She certainly wasn't the right girl
for Harvey.

361
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,509
-He's a nice man, isn't he?
-Yes, indeed.

362
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,318
I ought to give him more
of my Iegal business.

363
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,595
I think that's an excellent idea.
Why don't you call him?

364
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,159
I think I'II do that.

365
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,790
There. It's all finished.

366
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,319
What do you think, darling? Do you think
Uncle Crimp will Iike his new sweater?

367
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,550
I hope so. Looks Iike a perfect fit.

368
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,679
Mr. Harvey, please.

369
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,549
Oh, I see.

370
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,834
He's Ieft town.

371
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,196
-For Iong?
-I'm afraid so.

372
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,271
He's joined the Foreign Legion.