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They're creepy and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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A little higher and to the right, Thing.
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Yes.
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That's it.
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Thank you, Thing.
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The mail's in.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Oh, Lurch, it's for you.
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Aren't you going to open it
and see what's in it?
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I already know.
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It's your annual invitation
to the Butlers' Ball.
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Which you never accept.
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Lurch, wouldn't you like
to go to that ball just once?
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Why doesn't he want to go to that ball?
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He's becoming progressively shyer.
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Did it ever occur to you
that he might not be normal?
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Nonsense, my dear.
He's just as normal as you and l.
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But he should go to that ball.
It would be very good for him.
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He needs to get out more.
Make more friends.
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Perhaps you're right.
But I can handle this situation.
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I'm sure you can, darling.
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You're so masterful.
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Tish, when you pat my cheek that way
it drives me wild.
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-Gomez, darling, control yourself.
-Never.
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Darling, you're forgetting about Lurch.
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You rang?
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Yes, Lurch, I think we have a problem.
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-The problem is you, Lurch.
-Me?
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Mrs. Addams and I have had a serious talk
about you, Lurch,
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and we've decided that this year
you should attend the Butlers' Ball.
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Lurch, there's something behind this.
What is it? You can tell us.
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-I'm a wallflower.
-What?
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I can't dance.
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It's so simple. You can learn in no time.
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"Come, and trip it as ye go
On the light fantastic toe"
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-Shakespeare.
-Milton.
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-By Jove, you're right.
-Lurch, you can learn to dance.
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The Watusi,
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the Hully Gully, the Pick and Shovel...
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Oh, no.
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-You must develop some outside interests.
-You can become stagnant.
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Really?
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Look at Mr. Addams.
He's always developing outside interests.
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Right now
I have the most enviable collection
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of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.
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Lurch, we're speaking to you this way
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because you're more than an employee
to us.
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You're like one of the family.
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And as head of the family I've decided
that you're going to the Butlers' Ball.
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It's for your own good, Lurch.
We wanna make you happy.
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Look, it's so simple.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
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-We'll get you a teacher.
-That's a marvelous idea, dear.
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Why don't you call the dance studio
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and have them send over
an instructress right away?
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-A girl?
-Well, of course.
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-Father was right.
-About what, Lurch?
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My being a butler.
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What did he want you to be?
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A jockey.
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Okay, Mrs. Marshall,
we'll send an instructress right over.
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Yes, I'll make sure she's young.
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Dorothy.
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Go over to Mrs. Marshall's.
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Her grandfather wants to learn
the Mashed Potato.
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Please, Mr. Walters,
give me another chance.
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Sally, I'm sorry.
You're too fresh to the customer.
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But, Mr. Walters...
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Fred Walters Dance Studio.
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I'm sorry, we got nobody available.
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I'm available.
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Mr. Addams,
we suddenly have somebody available.
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Yeah, right.
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Girlie, anything you earn on this job
is all yours.
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Here. Good luck.
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Dance instructress should be here
any minute now.
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Morticia, who moved this urn?
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I don't know, darling. Mama, I suppose.
I didn't notice.
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Really, my dear.
You should keep an eye on these things.
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You know how close
Uncle Droop liked being to Aunt Drip.
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-Must be the instructress.
-GOMEZ: Lurch.
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-Yes, sir.
-Dance instructress is here, Lurch.
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Now, come, Lurch.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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It's just a question of rhythm, Lurch.
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We'll leave you alone
and let you have complete privacy.
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There's no need to be self-conscious.
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Excellent idea.
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Oh, and, Lurch,
do try to be a little friendly.
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Let her see that charming leer of yours.
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Great form, Lurch.
But you're not keeping time to the music.
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One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three.
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Rhythm, Lurch. Rhythm.
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GOMEZ: One, two, three. One, two, three.
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She's fainted, sir.
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Fainted? That's strange.
Why would she do that?
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Here, put her on the sofa.
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What's the matter with the lady?
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Well, there she goes again.
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Pugsley, take your toad out of here.
Things like this upset him.
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She's obviously not a well person.
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Quick. Someone get a glass of water.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Well, there she goes again.
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What's all the commotion, Gomez?
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Fred Walters sent us a fainter.
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Oh. Well, maybe we better get her
some smelling salts.
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Thank you, Thing.
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I'll have to make a complaint.
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Oh, no, don't do that.
I always faint when I meet new people.
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Oh, you poor dear,
you must be painfully shy.
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Oh, no, I'm really very friendly.
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One, two, three. One, two, three.
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Not me, him.
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Oh, sorry.
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All right, buster.
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I didn't know fainting was contagious.
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Practicing your sword swallowing,
darling?
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No, I just felt a little congestion
in my throat.
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That cleared it up fine.
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Dear, I can't find Lurch.
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He did seem depressed
by all that Butlers' Ball talk.
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You don't suppose
he did anything drastic, do you?
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Of course not.
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Otherwise your little vulture
would be circling the area.
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That's true.
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I'm going to have the children
look for him.
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Little Pugsley has the nose
of a bloodhound.
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As a matter of fact, it's his best feature.
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Lurch? Lurch?
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Where are you, Lurch?
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Lurch!
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The playroom?
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It isn't nice to tattle, Thing,
but thank you anyways.
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Lurch? Where are you, Lurch?
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It's me, Wednesday.
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Do you hear me?
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Thank you, Thing.
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That's not nice.
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Don't you trust me? I'm your friend.
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Just because we want you to go
to the Butlers' Ball?
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WEDNESDAY: lt'll be fun.
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I like being miserable.
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You might find a nice girl
to be miserable with.
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-I'll teach you to dance.
-You?
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Grandmama taught me.
She's a great dancer.
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Really. I'll have you dancing in no time.
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Now smile.
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That's much better.
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Morticia, Consolidated Fuzz just hit 212.
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I sold it for six. Saved all that tax.
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Brilliant.
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Darling, I want you to know
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that Wednesday has taught Lurch
how to dance.
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Capital.
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She wants us to come and see right now.
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Of course.
I knew Lurch would pick it up quickly.
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He's such a nimble one.
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Ready.
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No!
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Morticia, Consolidated Fuzz is back to six.
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-Oh.
-I bought in again at 212.
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What an unusual system you have, dear.
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Darling, I want to talk to you about Lurch.
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Ballet doesn't seem to be his cup of tea.
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No. I think he needs something
more modern.
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-So I've decided to teach him.
-Wonderful.
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I can just see his face.
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You, Mrs. Addams?
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You don't know
what you're missing, Lurch.
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Mrs. Addams won the Twist award
at the Funeral Directors' Ball.
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They awarded her the silver urn.
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Darling, you'll have me blushing.
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On with the dance.
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That's it, Lurch. Now you're getting it.
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-What's the matter?
-I think he slipped a cog.
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Poor dear, I believe he overdid it.
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He must have thrown his back out.
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Excellent diagnosis, child.
Don't worry, Lurch.
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You're in the finest hands
since Dr. Schweitzer.
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Oh, it's true, Lurch.
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Mr. Addams' treatment
for Grandmama's back
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had the whole medical world agog.
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Agog? Aghast.
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Not so hard, dear.
He's tall enough already.
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Sorry, my love.
I don't know my own strength.
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GOMEZ: He's turning
a beautiful shade of red.
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It's more magenta.
A very popular color this year.
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Well, we better give it another go.
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Well, one more.
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Darling, you've done it again.
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-He's as good as new.
-Another triumph for medical science.
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Some day the Nobel Prize.
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-Couldn't accept it.
-Why not?
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Run off to Sweden and leave the children?
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Of course you're right.
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More. More.
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Oh, no, Lurch.
This could become habit-forming.
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Now, on your feet
and on with the dancing lesson.
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Darling...
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Dear, I think Lurch is a bit shy with you.
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Should we call for another instructress?
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Waste of smelling salts.
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Lurch not only needs a great teacher
but also a great psychologist,
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a brilliant tactician, a rigid taskmaster.
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You?
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I never could fool you.
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Now remember, Lurch.
You're not dancing with Mr. Addams.
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It's not me, Lurch. It's a beautiful senorita.
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Fiery, alluring, smoldering.
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And you, Lurch,
are the proud prince of the Pampas.
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You draw the senorita closer.
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-What's wrong, Lurch?
-You didn't shave.
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Senoritas never do.
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By Jove, I think he's got it.
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What was that?
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Quick. The rack!
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Darling,
I thought the rack helped your back.
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Oh, it did. It did. I'm just resting up a bit.
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Wonderful idea. Here.
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Lurch is getting into his new costume.
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Little Wednesday picked it out.
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I know.
I'm afraid his heart's still not in it, though.
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Darling, do you think we're doing
the right thing, making him go?
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We must not indulge fear.
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I remember my Cousin Blob.
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-Deathly afraid of ghosts.
-Ghosts?
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Now he's one himself.
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Yes.
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I hear him on dark stormy nights.
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Darling, those strange sounds
from the attic aren't Cousin Blob.
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-No?
-They're Grandma Squint.
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You can tell from her superb cackle.
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Yes.
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Like music to my ears.
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Lurch, you look magnificent.
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MORTlClA: That costume. It's you.
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-Must l?
-Lurch, it's for your own good.
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Darling, what do you think?
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Fascinating, my dear. But what is it?
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It's my costume for the Butlers' Ball.
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But you mustn't breathe a word of it
to Lurch.
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I want to make sure
that he's not too alone.
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That's very thoughtful, querida.
But don't worry.
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The girls will flutter about him
like moths around a flame.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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for the annual
Fred Walters Dance Contest.
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By special request,
we're gonna have a tango.
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Here he comes.
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That was a wonderful thing you did, Tish.
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Oh, darling, I didn't do anything.
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Besides, I'm just glad
to be out of that horrible costume
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and back into my beautiful dress.
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You didn't do so badly yourself.
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How did you get them
to change it to a tango contest?
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I promised them a large contribution
to their pet charity.
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How nice of them
to have charities for pets.
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Well, it's been a tiring day.
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I think I'll go down and relax a bit
on the nail bed.
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Yes.
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Darling, you think of everything.
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Good morning, my dear.
You seem quite happy.
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I am, darling.
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My thorns came in so nice and pointy
this year.
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They talk about green thumbs.
You've got a red thumb.
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Hello?
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-It's the fainter.
-The dance instructress?
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Hello?
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Yes. Oh, that's wonderful, Miss O'Rourke.
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Fine. Goodbye.
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She says her boss found out
about Lurch winning the contest
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and he's given her a long-term contract.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Darling, you know,
she did encourage Lurch.
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I think we ought to buy her a nice gift.
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Yes. But what? I've got it.
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A great big bottle of smelling salts.
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She can use it.