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They're creepy and they're kooky
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Mysterious and spooky
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They're altogether ooky
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The Addams family
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The house is a museum
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When people come to see 'em
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They really are a scream
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The Addams family
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MAN: Neat.
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Sweet.
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Petite.
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So get a witch 's shawl on
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A broomstick you can crawl on
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We're gonna pay a call on
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The Addams family
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See the spider on the maypole
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Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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That was lovely, darling.
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Those old English madrigals
are enchanting.
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A bit sentimental, but lovely.
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Madrigals. Paintings.
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I should've gone on that toad hunt
with Mama.
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How long do I have
to hold this silly pose, Morticia?
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We'll take a break
in a few minutes, Uncle Fester.
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Just hold still.
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My dear, there is no end to your talents.
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That is Uncle Fester.
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The twinkle in the eye,
the inscrutable smile.
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Darling, I haven't even started
on Uncle Fester yet.
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To be sure.
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But then,
you've always had a way with skulls.
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Uncle Fester, what are you doing
with my piggy bank?
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Is that your piggy bank?
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It doesn't look like a pig.
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Anyway, I'm posing.
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Don't you ever spend any money?
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Your mother is painting
the gravedigger scene from Hamlet.
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."
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That's one of the most hilarious things
old Shakespeare ever wrote.
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He always tickled me so.
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Mama's landed.
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Seems mighty careless.
We'd better have a look.
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Oh, man. Like, where am l?
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Oh, forget it, Dad. I know.
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Nice and clammy.
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You had us frightened, young man.
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You got me a little frightened right now,
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but a couple of aspirin
and it's gonesville for you spooks.
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Spooks!
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Well, now, there's
no need for flattery.
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Thank you.
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I think I'd better get him some
of Mama's painkillers.
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They're absolutely unbelievable.
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Hey, you cats are for real.
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Cats? Well, you must mean Kitty.
She's real, all right.
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Oh, man, I'm wracked up worse
than I thought.
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Nonsense. You'll be all right.
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A couple of clean breaks,
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but Uncle Fester will have you fixed up
in no time.
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-Right!
-I better see about those pills.
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-All right. Cool it, man. I'm fine. I'm okay.
-Glad to hear it, son.
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Your motorcycle's fine, too.
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Frame was cracked in a couple of spots,
but I welded them up.
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Oh, the bike.
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You'll need a new drive chain, too.
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Yeah, well, just send the bill
to the dead-letter office, will you?
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Hey, look, before I cut out of here,
fill me in, will you?
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What's with all these oddballs
around here?
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Oddballs?
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What oddballs?
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They went thataway.
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Oh, this I gotta see.
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You kids really live in this crumb box?
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We like it. It's so nice and eerie.
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I wish I could say as much
for the coop I just flew.
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You mean you don't like your home?
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Oh, sure, sure.
Like a stir bird loves his cell.
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-Dig?
-Only graves.
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You break me up, sawed-off.
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Look, where's my box?
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That's pretty.
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Could you please play some more, sir?
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Look, catch my act at Carnegie Hall,
will you?
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Children, who wants
to help Mother pluck the albatross?
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-I do! It's my turn!
-It's my turn!
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Here we are.
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Swallow this pill. You'll be a new man.
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I'd rather stick with the old one.
Look, you take it.
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Well, thank you.
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By Jove, that hit the spot.
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I really needed that.
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What's this?
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Don't tell me.
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A modern streamlined flail.
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A flail?
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We seem to have mutual interests.
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I'm a devotee of weaponry, too.
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Much to be said for the sturdy design
of the older model,
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but for skull-point accuracy
I'll take this one anytime.
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Are you putting me on, man?
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"Putting me on."
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You certainly turn a colorful phrase.
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-Look, don't bug me.
-Bug me. Sounds Elizabethan.
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I'll have to check that.
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Mrs. Addams and I are fascinated
by the study of language and philology.
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And your jacket is very interesting, too.
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Nice touch of an ancient coat of arms.
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-Who's your tailor?
-Tailor?
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-War surplus.
-War surplus?
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Listen, man, I need that part.
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But pronto,
so I'm not fooling around with no peasant.
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Get me the top cat, like right now.
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I'm so sorry the young man
wouldn't join us.
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Yes.
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Casserole of spleen
is tastier than ever, Lurch.
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It's that pinch of hemlock, sir.
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Darling, have you noticed
how much livelier things have been
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since our young friend dropped in?
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Yes, just being with a fine,
upstanding man like that
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makes you feel good all over, doesn't it?
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Listen, meathead,
I don't care if you are the top cat.
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Like, I want some action, huh?
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It's only a crummy motorcycle part,
so let's get with it, man.
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Well, check and double-check, will you?
Why don't you geese get organized?
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Never heard such descriptive language.
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Such rhythm. Such cadence.
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A complete individualist.
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And we thought good breeding
was a thing of the past.
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I dig him the most.
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Crazy.
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See, it's all a matter of exposure.
It's rubbing off on them already.
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How soon can you get it over here?
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Tomorrow? But, man, you don't know
what I'm up against.
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I'll go ape if I have to have to drag
my anchor around here till tomorrow.
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Any news, Rocky?
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Oh, yeah, like, the greatest.
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Splendid. Perhaps you can join us after all.
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No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
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Come, now.
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Show me the man who can resist
my dear wife's puree of sea slug.
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You're looking at him.
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-How do you feel about braised giraffe?
-Awful.
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Look, look, I'll dig you people later.
I'm gonna cut out for a pad somewhere.
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And if the motorcycle part gets here,
well, then l...
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-What's the matter, Rocky?
-My knee, my knee.
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Well, you're lucky it happened here.
Morticia's a great hand at first aid.
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Born with a red thumb.
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-You rang?
-Lurch, hot oil and plenty of it.
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And a good stout length of rope.
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And Lurch, don't forget the leeches.
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GOMEZ: Better dust off the rack.
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How is our little patient?
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Nothing like a good, old-fashioned pillory
for complete rest. My dear?
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Uh-huh.
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You're still feeling any pain?
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Lady, after this I don't even feel my leg.
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Good. A sign of healing.
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Here we are.
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I'm sure you'll be very comfortable on this.
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You wanna bet?
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Can't beat this for solid comfort.
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Yeah, solid.
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Now, Rocky, I'm sure you're very tired
and you'd like to rest.
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If there's anything else you want,
just shriek.
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Come on, curly.
How much longer on this gig?
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Cool it, Rock.
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Couple of flips of the wrist and coolsville.
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I'll grab my gear.
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No one, but no one, can capture
the wistful expression of a hyena
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Iike you, dear.
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Tish?
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Tish?
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Woolgathering again?
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I'm sorry, darling. I was just thinking.
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About Rocky?
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Mmm.
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You know, the children are becoming
very fond of him.
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Yes.
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And he can't quite hide his affection
for them, either.
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He's brought charm and individuality
into our lives.
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I wish we could keep him.
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Mmm.
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Well, that does it.
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I'm going to fire off
a strongly-worded letter to the editor.
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It's about time.
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That's the third day this week
that paper's been late.
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Yes, I can understand one day,
or even two, but...
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Well, well, listen to this, Morticia.
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"Organizer of the giant merger
is well-known tycoon
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"Rockland Cartwright ll."
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Does that ring a bell?
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Yes, I believe it does.
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That's your vulture's feeding bell.
I was talking about... Just a minute.
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-You rang?
-Yes, Lurch.
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Would you be a good chap
and fetch me the registration slip
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on Rocky's motorcycle, please?
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Thank you, Lurch. You may go.
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Excellent servant.
Anticipates my every wish.
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And so cheerful, too.
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Just as I thought.
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Rockland Cartwright lll.
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And our tycoon is Rockland Cartwright ll.
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Obviously father and son.
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Darling, you're right again.
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Hey, Rocky, wanna help us
make some hand grenades?
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It's for a surprise attack. It'll be a blast.
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Look, the only blast
that I'm doing is off this pad.
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You mean you're cutting out?
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WEDNESDAY: Please stay, Rocky.
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Stay here?
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Look, nothing, but nothing,
could make me stay here.
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ROCKY: My dad!
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Except for one thing,
and he's heading for this door.
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-Who's that?
-Never mind. But look, kids...
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Look, he's gonna ask for me,
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so you kids tell him
you never saw me before. Dig?
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Well?
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Gee, Rocky, we couldn't do that.
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It would be lying.
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So what? Look, kids, I'm in a tough spot.
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Mr. Cartwright, your son has run away
three times already.
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Sergeant,
I've just got to find that son of mine.
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So this time I'll do all the talking.
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-You just try to look halfway intelligent.
-Yes, Mr. Cartwright.
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Well, well. Hello, children.
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Have you seen a young man with
a black jacket and a black leather cap?
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Carrying a guitar?
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Riding a motorcycle?
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Riding a motorcycle?
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That's right. Have you seen him?
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-Nope.
-Nope.
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Another blank.
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But I know he was last seen
in this neighborhood.
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-Put on another five men.
-Yes, sir.
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Things are heating up a bit.
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Okay, bring on the hand grenades.
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-Wild.
-Wild.
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Darling, did you notice this?
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Today is Rocky's birthday.
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By George, that's true.
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Darling, he's done so many nice things
for us.
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I think the least we could do
is give him a surprise birthday party.
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Capital.
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Now, let's see, there'll be ourselves
and the children,
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and Uncle Fester, and Lurch,
and Rocky's father...
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Rocky's father?
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Well, of course. It wouldn't be
the boy's birthday without his father here.
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Yes.
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By thunder, I can't wait to see
the expression on old Cartwright's face
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when we tell him.
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What?
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Yes, you're quite right.
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I'd love to attend my son's birthday party.
254
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Where?
255
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,233
Don't worry. I'll be there all right.
256
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Even over the phone breeding will tell.
257
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Like father, like son.
258
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,152
Now, darling, we want this
to be a real surprise to Rocky.
259
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So I'll instruct the children
to keep it an absolute secret.
260
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They're not to tell a living soul,
or anyone else, for that matter.
261
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-We know a secret.
-We know a secret.
262
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,154
-We know a secret.
-We know a secret.
263
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,514
Satan's coming to dinner.
264
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,999
That was last week.
265
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,277
Look, I'm gonna lay a little secret
on you, kids.
266
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,920
I am gonna blow this popcorn stand.
267
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We thought you liked it here.
268
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You just can't go.
269
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Why not?
270
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'Cause we're having a birthday party
for you.
271
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,032
But we're not supposed to tell you
'cause it's a surprise.
272
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,392
A birthday party for me?
273
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,315
For me?
274
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Sure, Rocky. It's your birthday.
275
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,233
Well, you kids laid a big favor on me.
276
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,198
I guess I can do the same for you.
I'll stick around.
277
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,669
PUGSLEY: Good!
278
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Follow me.
279
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LURCH: Wait here.
280
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,594
Who's the manager
of this broken-down funhouse?
281
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No need to tell us, sir.
Rockland Cartwright ll,
282
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allow me
to present my lovely wife, Morticia.
283
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,029
Never mind that.
284
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,270
Where is that good-for-nothing son
of mine?
285
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,749
Mr. Cartwright, what charming modesty.
286
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,751
I demand that you release him...
287
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,953
Good heavens, another one.
288
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,792
You can call me Uncle Fester.
289
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,598
I'd rather call the Marines.
290
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,997
Now you get Rocky out here this minute
or I'll...
291
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,752
Oh, no, that would spoil everything.
292
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,990
You are going to be the big surprise.
293
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,669
You see, the plan is for you
to hide behind the aspidistra.
294
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,673
I did not come here to play games.
295
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,997
Behind the aspidistra.
296
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,871
Bully for you, Uncle Fester!
297
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,838
Oh, come on, Gomez.
You got to do it last time.
298
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,510
All right, Fester, have a go at it.
299
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,669
Rocky?
300
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,515
Would you come down here
a minute, dear?
301
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,031
All right, Fester, let her rip.
302
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,268
GOMEZ: Happy birthday.
303
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,512
Like a solid riff for another year,
Rocksville.
304
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,553
Thank you, Mr. Addams.
305
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,793
Lay it on me, Rock.
306
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,518
Like we're the samesville.
307
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:09,796
And now, scattered about,
very cleverly concealed, are your gifts.
308
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,791
All you have to do is find them.
309
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,239
Go on to it, Rock.
310
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,995
This is what I've always wanted, too.
311
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,909
-These are the best presents I ever...
-Wait, Rock. There's one more.
312
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,549
Yes. Go look.
313
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,272
You're getting cool, dear.
314
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,872
Now you're getting warmer.
315
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,758
Much warmer.
316
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,799
You're getting hot.
317
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,635
Very hot.
318
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,959
You're burning up.
319
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,793
Thanks a lot, Mr. and Mrs. Addams, you...
320
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,030
Nonsense. We've already been thanked.
321
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,353
Come on, Son.
I'm getting you out of this rookery.
322
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,000
Listen, knock it off.
These people are my friends.
323
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,230
Friends? Why, they're a bunch of kooks.
324
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,595
Well, they're my kind of kooks
and they dig me the way I am.
325
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,238
No rebuild jobs like...
326
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,070
Okay, okay. Bring on the handcuffs.
327
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,638
No more handcuffs, son.
328
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,078
Key to your motorcycle.
329
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,954
You're free to go, if that's what you want.
330
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,913
That's what I want.
331
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,199
I'll grab my gear.
332
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,598
CARTWRlGHT: You people
accepted the boy just as he is.
333
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,110
I tried to press him into a mold.
334
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,197
If there's a kook around here,
it must be me.
335
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,549
-Well, I'll get out of your hair.
-Dad.
336
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,588
You going my way?
337
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,199
Got a present for you, pal. There you go.
338
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,109
Dad.
339
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,672
And this is for you, sawed-off.
340
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,273
Thanks, Rocky.
341
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,513
Well, so long, Rock.
342
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,953
Take it easy, kids.
343
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,514
Curly, there you go.
344
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,070
Mr. and Mrs. Addams, you...
You cats are all right.
345
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,912
Something fine and gracious
has gone out of our lives.
346
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,635
Right.
347
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,989
Right.
348
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,349
Right.
349
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,595
Right.
350
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,109
Darling?
351
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,428
Are you sure that Zen-Yogi exercise
is good for your mind?
352
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,796
It really keeps you on your toes.
353
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,878
Yes, I suppose it does.
354
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,399
Anything interesting
in the paper tonight, dear?
355
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,308
Nothing much.
356
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,190
A few riots, a few revolutions.
357
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,109
Oh-ho.
358
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,839
Says here
that Rocky's joined his father's firm.
359
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,790
I do hope the work doesn't throw him.
360
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,038
Don't worry, querida mia.
361
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,392
That's a boy with his feet firmly planted
on the ground.
362
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,918
Just like you, darling.
363
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,830
A pleasant noise. What is it?
364
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,556
That's what happens
when you have a loose nut.