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Oh, I love coming down to this old room.

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Such charming mustiness.

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In many ways
the most attractive room in the house.

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A regular treasure-trove of memories.

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I'm sure we'll find 100 things down here
to give to the charity bazaar.

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Oh, Gomez, darling, look.

7
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- Your wedding dress?
- Yes.

8
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You're not giving this dress to the bazaar?

9
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Of course not, darling.

10
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It has a special sentimental value for me
that no one else could ever appreciate.

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Perhaps I'll give this lovely mirror.

12
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Remember the day I cracked it?

13
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Yes. We had those
seven wonderful years of good luck.

14
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We couldn't part with that, of course.

15
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Seems like everything down here
is a priceless family heirloom.

16
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Morticia, let's forget the bazaar.

17
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They haven't even asked us
to donate this year, anyway.

18
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Yes, and I can't understand that.

19
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Our old insurance man, Mr. Henson,
is in charge this year,

20
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and he's been to our home.
He knows what lovely things we have.

21
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Behaved very strangely
the last time he was here.

22
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Perhaps he's one of those people
with no taste.

23
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Last year, they auctioned off
my stuffed vulture for 35 cents.

24
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Your live one would've gotten much more.

25
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I suppose we should just give junk,
things we want to get rid of.

26
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Excellent idea.

27
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But, darling,
that isn't the real spirit of giving.

28
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We should give things of value,
things we really cherish.

29
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All right.
I'll give them my grandfather moose clock.

30
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The least I can give is
this beautiful old table.

31
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But, Morticia, that's priceless.

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The original flogging table
used by Ivan the Terrible.

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I know, dear, it hurts.
But that means it's right.

34
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Just picture the addition
it will make to someone's home.

35
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As always, cara mia, you are right.

36
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Darling, I'm going
to call the bazaar headquarters

37
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and tell Mr. Henson
that we're going to contribute after all.

38
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I know he'll be thrilled.

39
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No, no, no. No more Addamses.
We already have too much.

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Mr. Henson,
we can never have enough charity.

41
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Yes, we can.

42
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Of course. We welcome your donations,
Mrs. Addams.

43
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I'm dreadfully sorry we overlooked you.
I don't know how that happened.

44
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Well, I do. I deliberately passed them up.

45
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Mr. Henson will be over with our truck.

46
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Yes. Goodbye, my dear.

47
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In charitable work, we can't allow
personal feelings to interfere.

48
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All right. All right, all right, I'll go.

49
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But I'm taking our biggest,
strongest truck driver with me.

50
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That's fine.

51
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And please, examine all this monstrous
junk they contribute very carefully.

52
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And if you come across a shrunken head,
look closely. It may be mine.

53
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Isn't it exciting, darling?

54
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The whole family is getting
into the spirit of giving.

55
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Excellent character building,
especially for the children.

56
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The most important thing is that we're all
giving the things we cherish the most.

57
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Look. Look what Mama just donated.

58
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That's giving with real pain.
Her old friend Dr. Livingstone.

59
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You're setting a shining example
for us all, dear.

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I'm donating Mary Queen of Scots.

61
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Darling, that is
your most precious possession.

62
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I can chop a head off another doll.

63
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I know, but not all the heads come off
as nicely as this one.

64
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Are you sure you want to donate Mary?

65
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Yes, but I'll never be able
to look her head in the eye again.

66
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Uncle Fester, I haven't picked up
your donation yet.

67
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Charity begins at home, you know.

68
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Would you mind turning this
just a little bit?

69
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I'm trying to get rid of a headache.

70
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That's so soothing.

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Uncle Fester, I'm ashamed of you.

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Even little Pugsley has given generously.

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Not his favorite wolf's head clock!

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No, but he has given his toads
and his lizards and his Gila monster.

75
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And you know how he loves them.

76
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I think the least you could do is
give that old suit of armor.

77
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No, not my suit of armor, please.
I need it to feel secure.

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Like Pugsley needs his wolf head clock.

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That armor is the only place I can find
to hide in to take my afternoon's nap.

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Uncle Fester, the whole family has given
until it hurts.

81
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Well, I like to hurt as much as anybody,
but don't ask me to give my armor up.

82
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I have to wear it practically every day
to scare off those neighborhood kids.

83
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They annoy you?

84
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Not me, but they keep waving sticks and
throwing stones at my new pet falcon,

85
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and he's getting a nervous stomach.

86
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Uncle Fester, that bird is simply going
to have to learn the difference

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between a gopher and a cocker spaniel.

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Morticia, please, not this armor.

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They're not
making suits like that anymore.

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Look at the cut of that pasguard.

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And the hang of the jambeau.
It even came with two pair of cuisses.

92
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You can keep the extra pair of cuisse
and wear it with a matching coat of mail.

93
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Make a nice sports outfit.

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Let's get it all nicely polished up.
Mr. Henson will be here shortly.

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Morticia may send this to the bazaar,
but I'm going to make sure it comes back.

96
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Pretty clever, huh?

97
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I'm glad you agree with me.

98
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Here you are, Cleopatra,
some nice, fresh walrus burger.

99
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Darling, come along.

100
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Eat. Cleopatra?

101
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Oh, Lurch.

102
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I've decided to give the baby strangler
to the bazaar.

103
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Taking it away from its m-a-m-a?

104
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Yes, the baby's been weaned
for several months now.

105
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Would you put the baby in the sack,
while I cover the mother?

106
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She'd carry on terribly if she knew.

107
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You can polish Pugsley's shoes later.

108
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Now, Cleopatra...

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Quick. Put it in the sack and take it in the
living room with the other things.

110
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Oh, darling, don't carry on so.

111
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Oh, yes. Oh, you know, don't you?

112
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You have a mother's intuition.

113
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But we must all give till it hurts.

114
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You're sick. What've you been eating?

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Or whom?

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Pugsley!

117
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Pugsley. What did you do with Pugsley?

118
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You murderer.
You get three good meals a day.

119
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Out with him. Out with him!

120
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There's no need for you
to eat between meals.

121
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Cough him up.

122
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I've heard of biting the hand
that feeds you, but this is too much.

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Pugsley! Pugsley!

124
00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:04,845
- You want me, Father?
- I hear you, Pugsley. Keep talking, boy.

125
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I'll find you.

126
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Pugsley. Pugsley!

127
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Thank heaven you were indigestible.

128
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Thank you, Thing.

129
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Stuck.

130
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Unstuck.

131
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We've come to pick up the donations
for the charity bazaar.

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Follow me.

133
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,686
It's all right. He's really a nice fellow.

134
00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:18,725
Yeah? He looks like parts
of three nice fellows.

135
00:10:36,007 --> 00:10:38,567
Oh, Mr. Henson,
how nice to see you again.

136
00:10:38,647 --> 00:10:42,401
How do you do, Mrs. Addams?
This is Jason, our truck driver.

137
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Charmed. I do have a lovely collection
for you.

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- Surprised?
- Not a bit.

139
00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:55,486
Mr. Jason, you may start
loading these things.

140
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,684
Lurch will help you.
Would you gentlemen excuse me?

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00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,283
Henson, good to see you.

142
00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:25,876
Well, we certainly
outdid ourselves this year.

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00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,685
- So I see.
- Have you seen the clock

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00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:30,122
- I'm giving you folks?
- Does it explode?

145
00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:34,041
Certainly not. I wouldn't tamper with
a valuable old timepiece like that.

146
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,355
Come here.

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00:11:38,087 --> 00:11:40,601
- How about that?
- How about that?

148
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:43,645
Well, it looks like...

149
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:45,559
The rear end of a moose?

150
00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:49,925
You have a very discerning eye, Henson.
Ever seen any moose ends like that?

151
00:11:50,407 --> 00:11:51,635
Definitely not.

152
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,958
At least it's just not a plain old head
staring down at you.

153
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,521
No, those are so common.

154
00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:07,199
Is it trying to get through the wall,
or back out?

155
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,320
It's a clock, Henson.

156
00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:13,798
The tail switches on the half hour,
and goes all the way around on the hour.

157
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,438
2:00. Right on the dot.

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00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:27,356
Henson.

159
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:32,365
A rare and valuable clock. You really
mustn't part with it, Mr. Addams.

160
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,723
It's... We mustn't deprive you of it.
It's much too lovely.

161
00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:37,035
Exactly what I was thinking.

162
00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:40,244
Besides, it would be a shame
to deprive Pierre of the choice view

163
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,079
that he's had for over 50 years.

164
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:45,477
After all, how many other mooses
are lucky enough to see themselves

165
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,080
as others see them?

166
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,682
Besides, an ordinary man wouldn't
appreciate a collector's item like that.

167
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:54,282
Little Pugsley has an amusing
conventional clock up in his room.

168
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:58,280
I'm sure he'd be glad to donate it
to charity. I'll run right up and get it.

169
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,997
- You all right, Mr. Henson?
- You tell me.

170
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,839
Henson, here we are.

171
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:48,520
Just a simple child's timepiece.
It's a variation on the cuckoo clock.

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Watch.

173
00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:56,396
- Wonderful, isn't it?
- What do you feed it?

174
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:59,206
Feed a clock?
You're pulling my leg, Henson.

175
00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:01,358
I'll be interested
to see what it brings at auction.

176
00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:05,076
Yes. Who knows?
Someone may just be furnishing a nursery.

177
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:06,805
A nursery. Perfect.

178
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:22,519
Why all that gay, toe-tapping music?
What's the celebration?

179
00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:26,316
I thought a little light music
might bring Pugsley out of his depression.

180
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,205
Great Scott, he's not still up the chimney?

181
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:34,002
He's been up there for hours.
He says he's never coming down.

182
00:14:35,287 --> 00:14:38,165
Well, I imagine it is nice up there, at that.

183
00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:41,683
You know he's sulking because you gave
his wolf's head clock to the bazaar.

184
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:44,361
I know.
I should have asked his permission first,

185
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,961
but I was so sure he'd want to donate it.

186
00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:49,641
He says it's the only thing
he's really ever loved.

187
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:53,037
The lad should learn that
if you give till it hurts, it's fun.

188
00:14:53,127 --> 00:14:56,642
I know, dear, but you try. I'm exhausted.

189
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,280
Pugsley, what do you say we visit the zoo?

190
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:09,038
You can see a live wolf's head there.
Really pretty.

191
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,399
Darling, this may be a traumatic
experience for him.

192
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,121
Perhaps we'd better try
and get the clock back.

193
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,199
Nonsense. Some of the finest men
in the Addams family

194
00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:20,847
have been shaped by childhood traumas.

195
00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:24,722
Still, it tears at my heart
to think I've alienated my son.

196
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,680
Well, darling,
perhaps we can get Uncle Fester

197
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:30,646
to make him a new wolf's head clock
with bigger and better fangs.

198
00:15:31,287 --> 00:15:34,165
By the way, where is Fester?
I haven't seen him since yesterday.

199
00:15:35,087 --> 00:15:37,999
Oh, dear, I do hope
he hasn't gone into one of his trances.

200
00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:41,284
The last one went on for five days.
I thought he was a goner.

201
00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:44,240
Dear Uncle Fester,
he does love to play dead.

202
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,285
Matter of fact, I haven't seen Thing
since yesterday, either.

203
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,881
Don't worry, Thing can handle himself.

204
00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:54,805
Well, I'm gonna have one last try
with Pugsley.

205
00:15:58,327 --> 00:16:00,716
I tell you what, Pugsley boy...

206
00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:07,046
That does it.

207
00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:10,164
I've just got
to repair this tragic rift somehow.

208
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,405
You rang?

209
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:27,442
Yes, Lurch. I'm going to the bazaar
and get Pugsley's clock back.

210
00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:31,805
I can't bear to see him and his father
separated over such a silly thing.

211
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:35,323
Oh, dear, I do hope
the bazaar people will give it back.

212
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:41,076
- Buy it back?
- That's a marvelous idea, Lurch.

213
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:44,845
Oh, but don't tell Mr. Addams.
I want it to be a surprise.

214
00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:46,838
Yes, Mrs. Addams.

215
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:54,681
Still looking for bargains, eh, Mr. Clayton?

216
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,565
Well, the auction will start
in about an hour.

217
00:16:58,047 --> 00:17:00,083
Well, nothing very exciting.

218
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:06,045
Oh? What are you hiding back
in that screen up there?

219
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:08,880
Those must be the things
the Addams family donated.

220
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:12,755
- I don't know why Mr. Henson hid them.
- Let's have a look.

221
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,081
Well...

222
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,997
- Mr. Henson.
- Don't be absurd.

223
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,477
- The chin's much too strong.
- Well, thank you.

224
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:32,718
Excuse me, Mr. Clayton.

225
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:02,840
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
these are real conversation pieces.

226
00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:06,883
I direct your particular attention
to the scrollwork.

227
00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:09,877
- Now, how much am I bid?
- $10.

228
00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:11,482
Sold.

229
00:18:15,647 --> 00:18:18,719
The value of some of these things
may not be apparent to the naked eye

230
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,923
but if you look real close...

231
00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:25,600
Well, I wouldn't advise that either.
Anyway, let's get on with it.

232
00:18:25,727 --> 00:18:29,163
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we come to this

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rather unique collection of items.

234
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,083
Let's first see what we have here.

235
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,766
Yes, oh.

236
00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:54,038
There's always one practical joker
at every bazaar.

237
00:19:04,407 --> 00:19:09,561
And now we come
to this truly rare little number.

238
00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:14,555
Anyone care to offer anything for it?

239
00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:16,604
Anything at all?

240
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:18,722
$10.

241
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:21,323
Did I hear $10?

242
00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:26,480
- Going, going...
- $20.

243
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:27,682
...gone.

244
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,556
$20? Oh.

245
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,642
Perhaps you can't see it clearly.

246
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:35,636
$30?

247
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,276
$40.

248
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:38,956
$50.

249
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,242
$50? For this?

250
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,484
- $60?
- $70.

251
00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:50,244
Perhaps you'd like to come up here,
where you can examine it more closely.

252
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,798
Awfully spirited bidding
for a worthless piece of junk.

253
00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:56,196
I think Henson's up to something.

254
00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:57,682
$100.

255
00:19:58,087 --> 00:19:59,361
$100...

256
00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:05,241
Well, I must say,
you are a very charitable group.

257
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,280
- 200.
- 300.

258
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:08,802
400.

259
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:10,081
Dollars?

260
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,045
Do I hear a five?

261
00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:19,603
Yes, the gentleman here
in the front row says 500...

262
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,684
Would anyone else care to bid $500?

263
00:20:30,407 --> 00:20:32,284
I'll give $1,000.

264
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:33,561
Morticia.

265
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:36,165
I'll give $1,100.

266
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:40,000
Is that all?

267
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,358
- Darling.
- Querida.

268
00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:48,806
Very well, sold!

269
00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:53,165
To the gentleman over there for $1,100.

270
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,239
I love you.

271
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,245
Pugsley, darling, please. We tried.

272
00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:11,597
Won't you come down and talk it over?

273
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,598
Come on down, Pugsley, lad.

274
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:19,885
Darling, I don't think he should
stay up there much longer.

275
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,480
He might learn to love it.

276
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,364
That's the way it went with Cousin Slosh.

277
00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:27,326
Down the city sewer in a fit of pique.
Completely disowned the family.

278
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:29,876
Made a whole new life for himself.

279
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,962
Well, at least the bazaar people
were happy.

280
00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:34,924
They never made so much money before.

281
00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:37,840
I still say we didn't get a fair chance
at the bidding.

282
00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:40,043
Mr. Henson closed it so fast.

283
00:21:40,807 --> 00:21:44,436
But he's such a fragile man.
Nothing but raw nerves.

284
00:21:44,527 --> 00:21:47,564
We were lucky to get Thing back
on the first bid.

285
00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:57,082
Well, I know Uncle Fester's happy.
Nobody bought his armor.

286
00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:00,204
Lots of people were interested
but I discouraged them.

287
00:22:01,047 --> 00:22:02,799
Will you help me out of this thing?

288
00:22:02,887 --> 00:22:06,596
Somebody spilled pink lemonade
all over me and I'm all stuck up.

289
00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:14,126
- I'll take a blowtorch to you later, Fester.
- A blowtorch will roast me.

290
00:22:14,287 --> 00:22:17,359
Nonsense, the heat will put a nice crease
in your cuisse.

291
00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:24,047
What are we going to do about Pugsley?

292
00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:26,436
Lurch, wonderful.

293
00:22:26,527 --> 00:22:27,676
Pugsley!

294
00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:30,916
Pugsley! Here's your clock!

295
00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:35,124
Oh, boy. Thanks, Dad.

296
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,639
And how in the world did you
ever get it away from Mr. Clayton?

297
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,718
Did he sell it back to you?

298
00:22:44,887 --> 00:22:49,085
Gave me $5 to take it.

299
00:22:59,407 --> 00:23:02,524
Gomez, darling,
it's been a long and difficult day.

300
00:23:03,127 --> 00:23:05,880
- It's time to retire.
- You're right, my dear.

301
00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:08,277
I'm trying to synchronize these clocks.

302
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:11,359
Pugsley complained
that his was off three seconds.

303
00:23:11,447 --> 00:23:13,244
Probably got shaken up.

304
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:16,444
Some people just don't know
how to handle delicate timepieces.

305
00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:18,518
I think this ought to do it.

306
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:25,957
Oh, dear. The poor thing's not well.

307
00:23:26,047 --> 00:23:28,641
Never fear, the old clockmaker is near.

308
00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:32,156
I think I'll try this one first.

309
00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:43,284
Perfect synchronization.