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Oh, you tempestuous Latins.
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I think you made me drop a stitch.
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I'm sure Cousin Plato wouldn't mind.
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- What are you fashioning for the lad?
- A ski cap.
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- Do you think he'll like it?
- How could he help it?
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When you block it, remember
old Plato's left head is size six
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and his right one
is eight and three quarters.
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Yes, it does give him a lovely tilt.
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- Uncle Fester, dear, is something wrong?
- Plenty.
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What's the matter, old man?
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Every time you come back from town,
you're not your usual sunny self.
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That ex-insurance man of ours.
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- Commissioner Henson?
- Yeah. Well, he's ruining our city.
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He's putting fresh paint
on all the public buildings.
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- Whatever for?
- To hide the soot.
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Cover up... But the soot's the only thing
that's giving those buildings character.
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And not only that,
they're putting in a new freeway.
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A freeway? Through our fair city?
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You know, it's things like that
that make you stop and think.
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I'll be up in my closet, thinking.
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Mail's in.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Oh! It's from the City Hall.
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I wonder what they're doing writing to us?
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Well, this is the time
they select the man of the year.
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I suppose I'll have to resign myself
to another giddy round of speechmaking
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and chicken a la king.
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Darling, I'm afraid this isn't an invitation
to become the man of the year.
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What is it?
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It's a condemnation of our property
and eviction notice.
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You're joshing.
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It seems the new freeway is coming right
through our living room.
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Won't that crowd us a bit?
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Fear not, querida mía.
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No city in its right mind
would want to ruin this fine old mansion.
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This notice was obviously sent in error.
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I'm sure you're right, darling.
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Reminds me, dear.
Better get that hole in the ceiling fixed.
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Come on now, Cleopatra, darling,
you must eat something.
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Look, this nice lamb chop
will put the color back in your leaves.
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Oh, darling, there's no need to pout.
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Just because Lurch put on a blue patty
instead of a nice pink one.
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- Gomez, darling, is that you?
- No. I'm in here contemplating.
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Darling, I hate to interrupt your Zen-Yogi,
but...
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Don't talk, darling.
Just stand there and let me look at you.
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You were never lovelier.
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And you're so handsome, darling.
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With the blue blood of Spanish aristocracy
rushing to your cranium.
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Gomez, did you hear an explosion
a moment ago?
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Oh, that.
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Probably Uncle Fester
down in the basement
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testing for gas leaks with a lighted match.
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Oh, I suppose you're right.
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There goes another one.
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My goodness,
I do hope he doesn't blow himself up.
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I hope not. He's wearing my best socks.
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But que será será.
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That reminds me, dear.
We got another letter from the City.
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- And guess what?
- What, querida, what?
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Thing tore it up.
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That Thing. Always on his toes.
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I think we'd better call the gas company.
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Gomez, I wish you'd stop making
that racket.
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You got my new crocodile so nervous
he started chasing his tail
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and he rolled right out the window.
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We didn't make that noise, Fester.
We thought it was you.
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Testing for gas leaks.
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It must be Pugsley.
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Can't be Pugsley. He and Wednesday
are out hunting toadstools.
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This is very baffling.
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That last explosion
shook the whole neighborhood.
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Well, here's our next customer.
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I feel guilty getting paid for this one.
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You're right, chief.
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Getting rid of a monstrosity
like the old Addams house
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comes under the heading
of sheer pleasure.
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Well, that highway commissioner of ours
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might not be the greatest brain
in the world,
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but deliberately routing the freeway
through here is a stroke of genius.
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You're not kidding, chief. Next time
he runs, I'm gonna vote for him. Twice.
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I'll match you
to see who pushes the plunger.
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Thing! I saw him with a gun this morning.
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Thing.
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Thing?
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Thing?
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Have you been shooting your gun?
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Hold on. Let me see the gun.
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I can tell if it's been fired
just by smelling it.
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Just as I thought.
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Are you sure, Fester?
Thing has never lied before.
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Besides, all those loud noises couldn't
possibly be made by such a small gun.
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Oh, no? Well, hold on to your hat.
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I still think Thing...
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This is getting irksome.
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Just when I had the decor arranged
so perfectly, too.
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Oh, I like it this way. It's kind of lived in.
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Uncle Fester, dear, there's such a thing
as too much informality.
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Now we're getting closer.
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Well, they said it couldn't be done,
but I did it.
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- Did what, Mama?
- Invented artificial thunder.
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- Didn't you hear it?
- You mean you produced those blasts?
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I always knew that all I had to do
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was rub these sticks together
hard enough.
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Hey! Why don't we patent it
and form a corporation?
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Capital idea, Fester! Who'll buy thunder?
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Oh, forget it.
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Mama, would you grace us
with an on-the-spot demonstration?
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Well, try and stop me, but stand back.
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We'll need six sticks of dynamite
for the entrance here.
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Better make it eight sticks.
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We wanna blow this dump so high
that you'II...
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Sir, what is the meaning of this intrusion?
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Don't bother with the small talk.
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I'll shoot him in the back.
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Would you mind turning around, please?
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Certainly not.
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I'll thank you to stand still.
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Uncle Fester, please.
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Fester, this man may be a trespasser
and a saboteur, but he is our guest.
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Saboteur? What are you talking about?
I'm just following orders.
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Orders?
Do you suppose he's an enemy agent?
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If you expect mercy, young man,
you'd better come clean.
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What country are you working for?
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I don't work for any country.
I work for the City.
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Blowing people to bits?
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It must be a civil service job.
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Wait a minute.
What are you people doing here?
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- Didn't you get a notice to vacate?
- Notice?
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You don't expect us
to take that absurd notice seriously?
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That ridiculous missive was an insult
to one's intelligence.
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I'll shoot him in the back.
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Uncle Fester, please. We do not go around
shooting people in the back.
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- The side?
- A fair fight or nothing.
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Okay. Nothing.
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You take this message back
to your superior.
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Tell him if he wants to build a freeway
through our lovely home,
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he'll have to blow us up first.
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That is, he'll have to make other plans.
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- You rang?
- Show the gentleman out.
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Well, that's that.
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And despite your position
as commissioner,
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I hereby warn you that
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any further trespass by your hired vandals
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will be resisted to the utmost.
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Commissioner, if you don't mind,
I'll wait out here.
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As you wish.
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But I assure you, Arthur J. Henson
can handle a dozen Addamses.
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Well, a half dozen.
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PS, I always knew you were a corrupt,
hypocritical old windbag.
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I do hope he doesn't take
that last part personally.
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How could he?
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His Honor, the Commissioner.
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I'm sure he's come to offer his apologies.
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I guess the hypocritical old windbag
isn't such a bad fellow after all.
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You can cancel that letter, Thing.
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Addams, what is the meaning of this?
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The City sent you a check
for this property.
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- Your apology is accepted.
- My...
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And here you are,
disregarding official notices,
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obstructing a man in his duties,
actually threatening a City employee.
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Thing, you'd better uncrumple that letter.
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Sir, your attitude is hardly apt
to get our votes at the next election.
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Having trouble with our saboteur again?
Say, you've gained weight.
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Fester, this is a different man.
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Aren't you Henson? We're surrounded!
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Uncle Fester, please, put the gun away.
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All right, go ahead. Coddle him.
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See here, you can't fight this.
The City is well within its rights.
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I give you just 24 hours to vacate these
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premises.
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Thing, please. Remember your breeding.
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My dear, don't be too hard on Thing.
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After all, this is his home, too.
He was trying to defend it.
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You mean to tell me that, that thing
understood what I was talking about?
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You certainly made it plain enough.
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Well, enough of this nonsense.
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Remember, 24 hours.
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You cannot stop the wheels of progress.
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Thank you.
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Well, if the City wants a fight,
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they'll find me ready
with the old corpus delicti.
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Good thing
I kept my old law library around.
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Let's see here.
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Property Rights From Magna Carta
to the Present.
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What luck.
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I'd completely forgotten that I'd converted
Property Rights into a humidor.
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I thought Lurch was filching my cigars.
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We're off to a fine start.
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A victory
before we've even opened the case.
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Darling, that reminds me.
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Wear it. It'll be very appropriate.
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The wig of Lord Chief Justice
Sir Anthony Cliveden Addams.
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No, Lady Abigail Cliveden Addams.
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Oh.
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I see you're still sticking pins
in the Commissioner.
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Well, we can't take this thing lying down.
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- Attention, everyone.
- Darling, you've found something?
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I have gone through the city ordinances,
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the Bill of Rights and the 17 volumes
of assorted jurisprudence,
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and I have come to a conclusion.
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- What?
- We haven't got a leg to stand on.
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- Not even if we bribe the judge?
- Uncle Fester!
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- The jury?
- Out of the question.
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Well, you can't win 'em all.
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They're blasting tomorrow
whether we're in the house or not.
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Oh, dear, and we're such late sleepers.
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Hey. Why don't we just move this house
to another spot?
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Uncle Fester, that's a brilliant idea!
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- Old man, you've done it again.
- I have?
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I know just the spot.
That lot Hornsby has up for sale.
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That's right next door
to the Commissioner's house.
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My dear, at a time like this
we can't afford to be choosy.
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It's not that,
but that lot doesn't have any caves,
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and then no quicksand, no swamp.
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Fester, what's a swamp?
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A bunch of mud, slime and stench.
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We'll build our own.
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Thank you, Thing.
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Hello, Hornsby? Addams here.
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How much do you want for that lot?
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$9,750?
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Why don't we make it $10,000 even?
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I hate to write checks for odd amounts.
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Good, then it's a deal.
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Well, the property is ours.
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I'll bet you could have gotten him
to take $11,000.
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It pains me to do the Commissioner
such a good turn.
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The prices in that area will probably
skyrocket as soon as word leaks out.
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Now, darling,
there's no sense in bearing grudges.
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Why don't we call
the Commissioner and Mrs. Henson
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and tell them to come over
and hear the good news?
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Capital idea! The good neighbor policy.
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Wait here.
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Arthur, let's get out of here.
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Now, please, Phoebe, with victory in sight,
don't start rocking the boat.
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I don't want to rock the boat,
I want to get off.
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Look, they are moving.
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With any luck, to outer Mongolia.
I'd even pay their fare.
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One way.
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Oh, welcome.
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Come on, dear.
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Good evening, Commissioner Henson.
How are you?
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Mrs. Henson, I presume?
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- Yes.
- This is Mrs. Addams.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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So nice of you to come.
Won't you step in, please?
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And do be seated.
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I was just telling Arthur.
Your home, it's so
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you.
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Oh, how sweet of you to notice.
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- Darling, do ring for Lurch.
- Yes!
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Thank you, Lurch.
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Tea?
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Salt, pepper, or cyanide?
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Neither.
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Thank you, darling.
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But you've never tasted Morticia's tea.
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She picks the tiny, delicate
wolfbane leaves herself.
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Addams, I must say, you're taking
this eviction like a good sport.
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Well, nobody could say that
an Addams stood in the way of progress.
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Although I must admit
Uncle Fester is a bit upset.
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Yes, you see, there are no caves
or swamps on our new property.
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But we do have plans for building our own.
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That is, if our neighbors don't object.
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Any man who would object
to having a swamp right next to his home
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is a petty individual indeed.
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Glad to hear you say that, Commissioner.
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We love animals and we're planning
a mud wallow for our hippopotamus.
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Arthur and I just adore animals, too.
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Neighbor.
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No, no. I mean,
you're not going to move in next to...
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- To us?
- Right smack.
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Gomez, darling, when are the men
going to start moving the house?
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Soon as I finish battening down
these fine old heirlooms, we're off.
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My dear, you should wear goggles.
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This house gets awfully windy
when it hits the open road.
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I think I'll like that.
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- Seatbelts.
- The only way to ride.
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Where are the children, dear?
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They're fine. They're riding on the roof.
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I do hope they don't get carsick.
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- Is Lurch with them?
- Oh, no.
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He likes to ride
with his head out the window
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and growl at the passing cars.
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Oh, boy. This is gonna be fun,
looking out the window.
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- Thing. Where's Thing?
- Up in the mover's truck.
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- In the mover's truck?
- In the glove compartment.
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Dear, sensible Thing.
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Hang on, everybody.
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All right.
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Mush!
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- Hey, this is more fun than the trailer.
- I love to see the sights.
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I wonder what those people are staring at.
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Well, they probably
never saw a stately mansion
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rounding the corner on two wheels before.
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- They've stopped.
- Probably picking up some hitchhikers.
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Well, fancy that.
The City Commissioner hitchhiking.
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Sit down, old man.
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I'm sorry we have no more seatbelts.
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I didn't come for any ride.
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Well, it might do you some good.
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You look like you've been run
through a meat grinder.
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Worse. I mean, I've been up all night
with the City Council and we've...
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Well, that is, I've finally persuaded them
to reroute the new freeway.
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You don't have to move after all.
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That's rather disappointing.
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I was so looking forward to having
you and Mrs. Henson as neighbors.
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Mrs. Henson is heartsick.
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- Into each life some rain must fall.
- Yes.
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And about that lot you're stuck with.
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I'm willing to take it off your hands.
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Isn't he sweet?
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Salt of the earth.
But we couldn't let you do it.
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We'll find some use for it.
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We could use it for a launching pad.
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Little Pugsley makes the coolest rockets.
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It'd be a wonderful place for me
to practice my bagpipes.
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Dear Mama. She spends half the night
tootling away on those things.
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Too bad she doesn't know
how to play 'em.
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I insist.
I'll see that you get back your $10,000.
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Nonsense.
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- $11,000!
- Please, you're embarrassing us.
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- $12,000?
- But really...
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$15,000. I beg you. $15,000.
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Well, we'll have
to return the favor sometime.
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Well, I'm not in the habit
of accepting charity, Mr. Commissioner,
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but in your case I'll make an exception.
It's yours for $15,000.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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You'll have my check first thing
in the morning.
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Now I'll go and tell the movers
to turn around.
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Well, that won't be necessary.
Just tell him to throw it into reverse.
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$5,000 profit. Not a bad day's work, huh?
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I think we can all learn a valuable lesson
from this.
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You never lose by being a good neighbor.
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Dear Thing. He's such a homebody.
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Strange that the City Council
should finally send the freeway
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straight through the mayor's house.
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- Was he upset?
- No, he said he was happy.
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- Considering what might have happened.
- "Might have happened"?
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Oh, he probably means the moving
of this classic structure
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from its natural surroundings.
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It's a pity.
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He did seem so eager about that swamp
we were going to build.
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Oh, well. C'est la vie.
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That's French!
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Good shot, darling!
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Must be the mating season.