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Thank you, thank you.
And thank you, Lurch.

2
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And, Lurch, would you mind
taking the children up to the tower?

3
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Mama's waiting for them.
She wants to play pinochle.

4
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Oh, goody.

5
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- Wasn't Morticia marvelous, Cousin Itt?
- He's asleep, dear.

6
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- How can you tell?
- I can hear him snoring.

7
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Come.

8
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We've entertained
some pretty cold audiences.

9
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But at least they didn't fall asleep.

10
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They had the decency to walk out.

11
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Poor Cousin Itt is troubled, darling.

12
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He hasn't been sleeping well lately.
I think he has a problem.

13
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Problem? But he's got everything.

14
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A brilliant mind, a charming personality.
And he's a great dresser.

15
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That's true. But he can't seem
to find a place for himself.

16
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A career that would do him justice.

17
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Cousin Itt would make a great
undercover agent.

18
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- Special Agent 298.
- No.

19
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598? Think of all those beautiful women.

20
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Darling, Cousin Itt is probably bored
by beautiful women.

21
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Let's wake him up.

22
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Cousin Itt.

23
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Oh, I'm sorry, dear,
I didn't mean to interrupt your dream.

24
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Something exciting, old man?

25
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That is exciting. Zooming through the air
in one of those jets.

26
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Dreaming you were the pilot, eh?

27
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- The stewardess?
- He is mixed up.

28
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Of course, dear.
Go to your room and finish your dream.

29
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Tell us how it comes out.

30
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Darling, we must think of a way
to help Cousin Itt.

31
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We'd better.
He's threatening to go to the South Seas

32
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and become a beachcomber.

33
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We can't let that happen.
He'd never get the sand out of his hair.

34
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But we simply can't let a fine human being
like that think he's a failure.

35
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Might drive him
into doing something rash.

36
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Darling, what about music?

37
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He could become a rock and roll singer.

38
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Nobody would understand a word
he was saying.

39
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No, Cousin Itt's a longhair.

40
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Well, then, what about the violin?
He could even make his own bows.

41
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But I'd miss him so
when he goes on those long concert tours.

42
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Oh, he is a lovable little rascal.
Such a brilliant conversationalist.

43
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Voilá! I have it.

44
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Tish, that's French.

45
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Darling, please. Let me tell you my idea.

46
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- Let me tell you mine.
- Later, dear, later.

47
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- Right now I want to talk about Cousin Itt.
- Yes, where were we?

48
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I have the perfect career for Cousin Itt.

49
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- Marriage counselor.
- Isn't he a bit inexperienced?

50
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So is the hangman till his first job.

51
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The hangman. Perhaps...

52
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No, Itt's more
the marriage counselor type.

53
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That's true.

54
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You rang?

55
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Yes. Lurch, please go wake up Cousin Itt.

56
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He's embarking on a new career,
marriage counselor.

57
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You see. We're on the right track.

58
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Darling.

59
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A stewardess?

60
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Sorry.

61
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Downstairs to discuss your future.

62
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A stewardess.

63
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Why, marriage counseling
should be right up your alley.

64
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Nonsense, you're the perfect type.

65
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Oh, no, Itt.
You have to be a girl to be a stewardess.

66
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It is not unfair.
That's just the way things are.

67
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Besides, I'll prove to you
that you'd be a good marriage counselor.

68
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Gomez and I will pretend to be
a married couple with a problem.

69
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And we'll come to you for counseling.

70
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Far-fetched, but we'll go though
with the charade.

71
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Will you do it, Itt?

72
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Good. Inside you're all heart.

73
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Quite a combination.
Inside all heart. Outside all hair.

74
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Cousin Itt, step down to the desk, please.

75
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Right this way. Here we are.

76
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Maybe we should put a telephone book
under him.

77
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No.

78
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I think he should look at these problems
from his own viewpoint.

79
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Right.

80
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All right, Doctor, you're open for business.

81
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Good afternoon, Dr. Itt.

82
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We're a young married couple
and we have a problem.

83
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What do you mean you're too busy
to see us? We need help.

84
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Henry.

85
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Henry and I have been married
for three days

86
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and already he isn't paying any attention
to me.

87
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Well, no wonder, you haven't been
out of hair curlers since the ceremony.

88
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Why should I? All you ever do is look
at that silly newspaper.

89
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I don't just look at the paper.
I study the stock market.

90
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That's a laugh. You study the stock market
and you don't have a penny to your name.

91
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No wonder I don't have a penny.
You spend it before I earn it.

92
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Tish, when you laugh it drives me wild.

93
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Darling, please. We're two other people.

94
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Oh, yes.

95
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My mother always told me
you were a tightwad.

96
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I'll tell you how much I give her.
75 cents a day.

97
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Plus carfare.
She's nothing but a spendthrift.

98
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And I mean it.

99
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Do you, Gomez, really?

100
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Of course not.

101
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There was something in your voice.

102
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Maybe way down deep inside
you do think I'm wasteful.

103
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- Oh, Gomez.
- Tish...

104
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When you cry,
it sets my whole being aflame.

105
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No. You just think I'm a plaything.

106
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And a delightful one, eh, Itt?

107
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Right, right.

108
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One man's meat is another man's poison!
That does it.

109
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I didn't say it. Itt did.

110
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- I'm going to my room.
- I'll go with you.

111
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No, thank you, I'd rather be alone.
I'm going to finish reading War and Peace.

112
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- What page are you on?
- Twelve.

113
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Bigmouth.

114
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It's Gomez.

115
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Passionflower.

116
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What will Mama and the children think?
Let me in.

117
00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:05,282
Morticia, everyone's in bed except me.

118
00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:09,842
Fine thing.

119
00:11:09,927 --> 00:11:13,966
Just 'cause you two have a little spat
us innocents have to suffer.

120
00:11:14,127 --> 00:11:17,802
I'm sorry, Uncle Fester.
But my sensibilities have been wounded.

121
00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:21,565
Nonsense, Cousin Itt.

122
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:25,356
It isn't your fault because Mr. Addams
let his temper run away with him.

123
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:29,004
Me? Loving father and tender husband?
Temper?

124
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,875
I give up.

125
00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:39,159
Morticia! That French again.

126
00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:42,805
Forgive me, cara mia.
I've been a cad and a fool.

127
00:11:43,007 --> 00:11:46,602
No, darling. Just a cad. I've been a fool.

128
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Sending you out in your bare feet
without a thought of your sinuses.

129
00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:53,842
You're right.

130
00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:56,236
We'd better get out of here
before this thing gets out of hand.

131
00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:03,444
Querida, let's fly away together.
A second honeymoon.

132
00:12:03,527 --> 00:12:05,518
Darling, we've already had
a second honeymoon.

133
00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:08,519
Then we'll have a third,
a fourth and a fifth.

134
00:12:09,087 --> 00:12:11,521
Darling, we must think about Cousin Itt.

135
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:12,960
Oh, yes. Where were we?

136
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:16,244
Obviously being a marriage counselor
isn't his cup of tea.

137
00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:18,363
Perhaps his cup of tea is failure.

138
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,405
That's what they used to say
about old Cornelius Addams.

139
00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:24,604
And they were right.
But not about Cousin Itt. He's different.

140
00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,723
So he is. What can we do?

141
00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:30,001
What do we always do when we have
an insurmountable problem?

142
00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:31,805
- Give up.
- Not always.

143
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:36,160
- This time we'll call an expert.
- An expert. Where can we find one?

144
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,518
- In the phone book.
- Good thinking. Thing?

145
00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:48,475
There we are.

146
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:53,438
"Vampires. Vikings. Vocational guidance."
Thank you, Thing.

147
00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:59,405
Here's one. Mortimer Phelps.
Oh, I remember him.

148
00:12:59,607 --> 00:13:03,759
He's the one that helped Cousin Trivia
get a career after she got out of the wax.

149
00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:05,959
- WACs? The army?
- The museum.

150
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,361
But does he really know about jobs?
How to make good at them?

151
00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:12,519
He should. He had hundreds
before he became a vocational expert.

152
00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,006
Sounds like our man.

153
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,797
I... I... Goodbye.

154
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,878
On second thought, I'll stay.

155
00:13:51,087 --> 00:13:53,123
Follow me.

156
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,884
Careful, that's imported feathers.

157
00:14:10,487 --> 00:14:12,523
Mr. Phelps.

158
00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:23,926
Mr. Phelps.

159
00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:30,603
Addams here. This is Mrs. Addams.
Good of you to rush over.

160
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:32,917
You said it was an emergency.

161
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:35,726
We didn't really expect you
to have to stay the night, though.

162
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,516
These are merely the tools of my trade.

163
00:14:39,607 --> 00:14:42,075
Nowadays vocational guidance
is an exact science.

164
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:46,445
Oh, good. Then you won't have any trouble
finding the exact position for Cousin Itt.

165
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,240
Cousin Itt?

166
00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:50,878
From whose side of the family?

167
00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:55,040
He's from both sides of the family.
He hasn't quite found himself.

168
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,122
And with Cousin Itt that's not easy.
He looks the same from every angle.

169
00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:02,563
Well, that's the kind of a challenge I like.

170
00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:05,400
In my profession we have one motto,

171
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,160
"There's a place for everybody."

172
00:15:11,847 --> 00:15:14,202
- What was that?
- That's Cousin Itt.

173
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,716
I know. You're wondering
why such an attractive young man

174
00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:21,162
would have any trouble
finding employment.

175
00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:24,405
Now, obviously he'd be no good
at basketball.

176
00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,840
He hasn't got the stamina.

177
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:30,398
Darling, we mustn't prejudice Mr. Phelps.
Let him make up his own mind.

178
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,356
But just on a first impression,

179
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:36,166
where would you say
that Cousin Itt belongs?

180
00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,396
In a mattress.

181
00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:40,638
You don't need a vocational counselor,
what you need is a veterinarian.

182
00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,959
No, I don't think that would do.
Cousin Itt doesn't like animal husbandry.

183
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,196
Don't rush off, old man.

184
00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:48,926
Remember your motto,
"A place for everyone."

185
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:52,283
Everyone, not everything.
This project's impossible.

186
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,722
- There isn't enough time or money.
- Money is no object.

187
00:15:56,047 --> 00:16:00,677
Money is... Well, then, let's... Let's try.

188
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,680
Send him in.

189
00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:06,397
Good. Cousin Itt, darling, come here.

190
00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:08,046
Someone wants to meet you.

191
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:15,201
- Is he human?
- To a fault.

192
00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:16,885
He'd give you the hair right off his back.

193
00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:21,761
Now first we'll try the perception
and coordination test.

194
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,964
Now, the object is to get these
blocks together as quickly as possible.

195
00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:26,560
Looks simple.

196
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:34,397
No, darling,
I don't think that's really quite...

197
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,802
I think this is the way it goes.

198
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,800
Oh, dear, why don't they give
instructions with these things?

199
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,560
Would you mind letting the subject try it?

200
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,126
Not at all.

201
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,637
No, Cousin Itt. It is not a game.

202
00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:03,041
Would you mind doing that again slowly?

203
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,483
I've never been able
to get these things together.

204
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,364
It's amazing, isn't it?

205
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:16,839
So that's how it's done.

206
00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:18,719
Yellow one goes...

207
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,476
Well, let's try something a little more
advanced, the Rorschach tests.

208
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,081
By george,
I've seen that somewhere before.

209
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,203
Well, of course,
they're the Rorschach inkblots.

210
00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:30,515
I have it.

211
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,885
Morticia's inkblot.

212
00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:35,242
That Rorschach did have a touch.

213
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,916
Please?

214
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:40,999
Now tell me what you see.

215
00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:43,521
That's obvious,
it's the ancient fertility dance.

216
00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:45,802
- Gomez.
- Modern fertility dance?

217
00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:47,845
They're not dancing.

218
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,761
By george, you're right. It's a bathtub.

219
00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:53,880
Please. We're trying to test Cousin Itt.

220
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,286
Now what do you see?

221
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:01,486
A bunch of bananas? Oh, the poor dear.

222
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:05,196
The poor dear is right.
That's what Rorschach says it is.

223
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:06,806
I still say it's a bathtub.

224
00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:12,442
Now think carefully. What is this?

225
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,282
He says it's a slaughterhouse in Chicago.

226
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,246
Robins singing?

227
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,885
Sunrise over Phoenix?

228
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,639
Moon over Miami?

229
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,282
Why, it's amazing.
He got every one of them right.

230
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:35,482
Now let's test his imagination.

231
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:39,526
Now, I'll say a word, and you say
whatever word pops into your mind.

232
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,000
- Bird.
- Vulture.

233
00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:43,879
- Molting.
- Mating.

234
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:45,805
- Nesting.
- Billing.

235
00:18:45,887 --> 00:18:47,684
- Cooing.
- Lips.

236
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,916
- Red.
- Kiss me.

237
00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:53,080
Please!
I will not tolerate any more interruptions.

238
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,681
Really, old man, you don't understand
true love when you see it.

239
00:18:56,447 --> 00:18:58,836
Darling Gomez, Mr. Phelps is right.

240
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,077
Itt now. Us later.

241
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,441
Thank you.

242
00:19:03,287 --> 00:19:05,084
Now if we're all ready...

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Black.

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- Love.
- Frustrated.

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Mr. Addams, please let the young man
answer for himself.

246
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Love.

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Dry.

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Good glory, I can understand him.

249
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:26,045
Of course. All you have to do
is get used to his accent.

250
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,279
Look at the two of them,
chatting away in perfect understanding.

251
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:45,246
It's heartening, isn't it?
Perhaps the United Nations will work.

252
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,684
How long has Phelps been in there?

253
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Oh, he's been evaluating that data
for over three hours now.

254
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,638
- This is nerve-wracking.
- I can't stand it.

255
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,566
Poor Cousin Itt.

256
00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:12,003
He's so nervous, he went up
in the tree house with Uncle Fester.

257
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,476
I hope a passing eagle
doesn't snatch him up.

258
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:18,116
Oh, dear, he would make
good nesting material, wouldn't he?

259
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,685
How long's this gonna take?

260
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,327
Cousin Itt's getting so nervous
he's starting to stutter.

261
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,605
Patience. You can't hurry science.

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After all, Madame Curie didn't invent
the cotton gin in minutes.

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- Friends...
- Well, old man, what's the verdict?

264
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:39,286
Only once in a lifetime
does a case like this come along.

265
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:43,406
Now, you may not realize it,
but Cousin Itt is no ordinary person.

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Of course not. He's got an IQ of 320,
and that's without his shoes on.

267
00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:51,363
This young man could be a
nuclear physicist, an outstanding general,

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a brilliant surgeon.

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00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,482
Wonderful idea.

270
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He could operate without stooping.

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Once he got you open
he could look right in.

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00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:01,246
But there is always the one perfect career.

273
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And for Cousin Itt,
with his great compassion

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and sense of human understanding,
that one perfect career is

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marriage counselor.

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00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,160
You rang?

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Lurch, show this quack the door.

278
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,605
Yes, Mr. Addams.

279
00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:56,116
Morticia, we'll have to stop calling in
these incompetent experts.

280
00:21:56,207 --> 00:21:57,686
You're so right, darling.

281
00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,883
I don't know how he ever got
in the phone book.

282
00:22:03,007 --> 00:22:05,362
Oh, but that's a marvelous idea.

283
00:22:05,447 --> 00:22:08,803
- Going to the South Sea Islands to paint.
- Of course, all Itt'll have to do

284
00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:11,481
is jump in the paint bucket
and roll around on the canvas.

285
00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:15,003
Very colorful. Both his work and he.

286
00:22:21,247 --> 00:22:24,398
Rather careless of old Phelps
to leave his testing blocks behind.

287
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,796
- He did seem to be in a hurry, didn't he?
- Yes.

288
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,162
Well, I think I've got it down pat now.

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00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,205
- Give me a fast count to 10 and I'll try it.
- All right, dear.

290
00:22:32,287 --> 00:22:34,801
- One, two, three...
- That's it, got it.

291
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,002
Are you sure? It looks a little different.

292
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,520
So it does.

293
00:22:41,207 --> 00:22:43,767
Well, poor Cousin Itt
must have gotten it wrong.

294
00:22:44,527 --> 00:22:46,757
Now I'll count and you try it.

295
00:22:47,127 --> 00:22:49,721
No, darling.
One genius in the family is enough.

296
00:22:51,407 --> 00:22:52,726
Mail's in.

297
00:22:54,927 --> 00:22:56,440
Thank you, Thing.

298
00:22:57,607 --> 00:23:01,282
- It's from Cousin Itt in Pango Pango.
- How's he getting along?

299
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:06,558
Beautifully. He's the official tourist guide,
showing the people the interesting sights.

300
00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:10,520
As a matter of fact, he's become
the most interesting sight himself.

301
00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:14,035
He certainly must have won a place
in their hearts.

302
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,322
They have his picture on a postage stamp.

303
00:23:16,407 --> 00:23:19,399
Dear Cousin Itt.
Someday he'll become a collector's item.

304
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,364
- He is already.
- Mommy, Daddy.

305
00:23:22,127 --> 00:23:25,642
- Yes, Wednesday, what is it, darling?
- May I play with the blocks?

306
00:23:25,727 --> 00:23:28,366
Well, of course, dear. Here, help yourself.

307
00:23:33,727 --> 00:23:37,356
- I think that's a little closer to it.
- Really?

308
00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:40,522
Gomez, darling, don't be jealous.

309
00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:43,565
There is room in the family
for one and a half geniuses.