1 00:01:07,087 --> 00:01:09,999 Now, now, Cleopatra, no gulping. 2 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:13,045 Masticate, masticate. 3 00:01:14,087 --> 00:01:18,319 - Regular little glutton today. - She does love her giraffe burger. 4 00:01:18,407 --> 00:01:19,965 And that dinner music. 5 00:01:31,407 --> 00:01:32,840 Lurch! He's been stabbed! 6 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,566 Nonsense, darling, that's the way he sings. 7 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,478 He'd be better stabbed. 8 00:01:38,287 --> 00:01:41,324 - You know, I think Lurch has talent. - For dancing and juggling? 9 00:01:41,407 --> 00:01:44,444 No, for folk singing. They all sound like that on our TV. 10 00:01:44,527 --> 00:01:48,520 - Must be out of order. - No, I had the repairman check it. 11 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:53,681 They're doing that on all the shows now. Singery, swingery, flingery. 12 00:01:53,767 --> 00:01:57,077 - What happened to all the doctors? - Well, they're singing, too. 13 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,727 I do believe Lurch could become a recording star. 14 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,322 By Jove, you may be right. 15 00:02:01,407 --> 00:02:03,398 I'll get the phone book, look up some record companies. 16 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:06,797 - Lurch will be so surprised. - Lf they like him, so will I. 17 00:02:11,527 --> 00:02:13,677 Will you stop bothering me, Addams? 18 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:17,282 I told you I'm not interested in making records of singing butlers. 19 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:18,720 I only handle standard groups 20 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:21,844 like The Polecats, The Zombies and The Headsplitters. 21 00:02:24,047 --> 00:02:27,483 Wait a minute. That voice. Is that him? 22 00:02:27,887 --> 00:02:29,479 Well, he does have a bit of a cold. 23 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:33,478 Hang on. Gladys, dig this sound. 24 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,087 Hey! That gets me. 25 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,998 Bickle? Are you still there? 26 00:02:45,087 --> 00:02:47,920 Yes, I'm still here and I'll be right there. 27 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:26,039 - Wild! - When he sings he's beautiful! 28 00:03:26,367 --> 00:03:28,198 He does have talent, doesn't he? 29 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,847 I'm gonna make this guy the biggest thing in the music business. 30 00:03:30,927 --> 00:03:33,395 He's already the biggest thing in the butler business. 31 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:35,398 Show him, Lurch. Stand up. 32 00:03:37,807 --> 00:03:40,116 Oh, he is a big one. 33 00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:41,481 And still growing. 34 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,046 He'll sweep the country. 35 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:47,277 Not so fast, Bickle. He hasn't swept the kitchen yet. 36 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:51,005 Darling, country first, kitchen later. 37 00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:54,680 Grab your hat, boy, we're gonna go down to the studio and cut some records. 38 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,598 Oh, no. 39 00:03:56,687 --> 00:03:59,520 I'm afraid dear Lurch is much too shy. 40 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,484 You just forget about it, Lurch. 41 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,876 - I'm sorry you came out here for nothing. - For nothing? 42 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:06,435 Just a moment, my dear, this is the sort of thing Lurch needs. 43 00:04:06,527 --> 00:04:08,836 He's too inhibited. This will bring out his true personality. 44 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,798 You see? The mere thought of it has him bubbling. 45 00:04:15,327 --> 00:04:16,885 Well, it's all settled, Bickle. 46 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,878 You bring your recording equipment over after supper. 47 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,320 You've got a deal. 48 00:04:20,407 --> 00:04:22,637 And you're gonna fracture 'em, pal. 49 00:04:22,727 --> 00:04:25,002 My, that sounds attractive. 50 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:30,643 Mr. Bickle's almost finished, dear. 51 00:04:30,727 --> 00:04:33,400 Last time I was this nervous, you had twins. 52 00:04:33,487 --> 00:04:35,876 I never had twins, darling. 53 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,083 - You didn't? - No. 54 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,236 I must have been dreaming. 55 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,278 Darling, you are nervous. 56 00:04:47,247 --> 00:04:49,363 Perhaps a little fencing will make you relax. 57 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,521 Dear. 58 00:04:54,647 --> 00:04:56,683 - En garde. - Tish. 59 00:04:57,687 --> 00:05:00,326 That French. It goes right through me. 60 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,525 They're through recording. 61 00:05:03,047 --> 00:05:04,639 Be right with you. 62 00:05:06,487 --> 00:05:08,478 - Darling, what are you doing? - Marking my place. 63 00:05:16,327 --> 00:05:19,125 This guy is dynamite. He'll be bigger than The Beagles. 64 00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:21,756 - The Beagles? - They're very tasty. 65 00:05:21,847 --> 00:05:23,439 Those are bagels. 66 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:27,122 The Bagels? That's a great group, too. Well, gotta get going. 67 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:34,200 Take care, Lurchy baby. 68 00:05:36,247 --> 00:05:38,044 My, isn't she the motherly one? 69 00:05:59,327 --> 00:06:03,081 - Your voice is beautiful, Lurch. - But I'd do a little work on my aim. 70 00:06:05,007 --> 00:06:06,122 Sorry. 71 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,286 Watusi! 72 00:06:18,687 --> 00:06:19,915 You forgot the Freddy. 73 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:34,807 Oh, my two favorite dances. 74 00:06:34,887 --> 00:06:36,718 The Freddy and the mazurka. 75 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:42,163 - This is where he lives. - Real cool pad. 76 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:43,802 Joan, Susie! 77 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,566 - This is Lurch's place. - Oh, crazy! 78 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,761 Such soothing music. 79 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:58,875 That was the voice of Benny Bickle's hot new find, Lurch. And now... 80 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:00,036 Well, Lurch, with a talent like that, 81 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,800 you ought to be a shoo-in as king of the butler's ball. 82 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:07,122 Lurch, you go and practice, and that's an order. 83 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:31,277 Hey, sounds like an accident. 84 00:07:32,007 --> 00:07:34,646 Great shades of Satan! A lynch mob! 85 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,362 Nonsense. Lurch wasn't that bad. 86 00:07:37,447 --> 00:07:39,119 They're in an ugly mood. 87 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:41,926 But I'm ready for them. Battle stations, everyone. 88 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,003 Man the guns. Pass the ammunition. 89 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:54,800 No, no, no, Gomez. It's not a lynch mob. 90 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,162 Look, dear, it's Lurch's fans. 91 00:08:02,047 --> 00:08:04,197 Isn't that sweet? 92 00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:06,641 They really love you, Lurch. 93 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:18,682 Work. 94 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,563 Isn't he splendid? 95 00:08:23,647 --> 00:08:25,399 So devoted to his job. 96 00:08:25,487 --> 00:08:28,001 The perfect servant. Remind me to give him a raise. 97 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:31,078 Better still, I'll buy one of his records. 98 00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:35,478 We want Lurch! 99 00:08:38,287 --> 00:08:39,766 We want Lurch! 100 00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:44,240 We want Lurch! 101 00:08:51,927 --> 00:08:53,360 We want Lurch! 102 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,246 We want Lurch! 103 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,805 Practice. 104 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,637 All right, now. Eye on the ball. 105 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:44,924 Darling, suppose I miss the ball and hit you? 106 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:47,885 Counts as a stroke. Helps develop accuracy. 107 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:50,166 Very clever. 108 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,800 A hole in one! 109 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:06,959 What a lovely sport. 110 00:10:07,047 --> 00:10:09,242 After lunch we'll try it blindfolded. 111 00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:13,164 Yes, it does make you work up an appetite, doesn't it? 112 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:15,124 I'll ring for Lurch and have him fix lunch. 113 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:24,086 Darling, what in the world could have happened to Lurch? 114 00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:28,363 That bell is a bit difficult to hear. We'd better go down to the kitchen. 115 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,917 Observe the professional touch. 116 00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:52,558 By george, a club in one. 117 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,046 Now, 118 00:10:59,127 --> 00:11:03,325 "Fillet of fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake." 119 00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:07,007 Fillet of fenny snake. 120 00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:08,406 Fenny snake. 121 00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:11,643 We're always out of staples. 122 00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:14,195 Well, I guess I'll just have to use some chopped eel. 123 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,761 Get away, Thing. Make your own lunch. 124 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,958 Uncle Fester, have you seen... 125 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:31,801 - What are you doing? - I'm fixing my lunch, what else? 126 00:11:32,807 --> 00:11:37,403 A fine butler we've got. I rang and I rang but he didn't answer. I'm starving. 127 00:11:37,487 --> 00:11:38,966 That looks very tasty. 128 00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:41,117 It's a recipe I found in a book. 129 00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:42,962 Let's see. 130 00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:47,723 "Fillet of fenny snake in a cauldron boil and bake. 131 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,765 "Eye of newt and toe of frog, 132 00:11:50,847 --> 00:11:53,281 "wool of bat and pollywog." 133 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,165 Stop, stop, you're making me hungry. 134 00:11:56,247 --> 00:12:00,479 Uncle Fester, this isn't a cookbook. That's the witches' scene from Macbeth. 135 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,726 Hey, that Shakespeare was a real gourmet, wasn't he? 136 00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:07,363 Lurch should be fixing lunch. 137 00:12:07,447 --> 00:12:10,200 It isn't like him to neglect his duties like this. 138 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,278 He hasn't answered anybody's ring for hours. 139 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:15,837 - Maybe he just quit and walked out. - Oh, he wouldn't do that. 140 00:12:15,927 --> 00:12:18,043 Not without taking his references. 141 00:12:18,127 --> 00:12:20,482 Gomez, we'd better look for the poor dear and try and help him. 142 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,761 Let's look in the playroom. 143 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:27,923 While I was gabbing the whole thing's gone flat. 144 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:46,360 - Oh, there you are. - Where have you been, Lurch? 145 00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:49,439 Playroom. Practicing. 146 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:52,280 He didn't want to disturb us. Isn't that thoughtful? 147 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,676 Well, it'd be more thoughtful if you practiced in the kitchen. 148 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:57,759 But, darling, you're the one who told him to practice. 149 00:12:57,847 --> 00:13:01,635 Very well. Put the blame on me. My shoulders are broad. 150 00:13:01,727 --> 00:13:03,126 At least they are in this suit. 151 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,476 Mr. Bickle says Lurch is breaking records. 152 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,239 I prefer a butler who breaks dishes. 153 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,761 Yes, Mr. Addams. 154 00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:39,764 We are faced with a very serious problem, and there is only one thing we can do. 155 00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:40,962 Worry. 156 00:13:59,647 --> 00:14:03,003 - Oh, dear, I'm glad to see you're relaxing. - Helps me worry. 157 00:14:03,087 --> 00:14:04,759 Have you caught anything? 158 00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:07,361 The last time you caught one of Mama's dress shoes. 159 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,359 - This time I caught the other one. - Oh, that's good. 160 00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:13,041 She does look better in a matching pair. 161 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,923 Oh, the mail's in. 162 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:20,362 Thank you, Thing. 163 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:23,837 I'm expecting an important letter from my banker, broker, taxman and barber. 164 00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:25,756 Barber? 165 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:27,803 He's a wonderful banker, broker and taxman. 166 00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,357 - I'll take them, my dear. - Darling, they're all for Lurch. 167 00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,119 - Lurch? - Fan mail. 168 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,645 Oh, these are for me. 169 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,480 - Lurch? - Lurch. 170 00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,080 - Lurch? - Lurch. 171 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,559 Well, no wonder there were none for me. The postman didn't have enough room. 172 00:14:59,847 --> 00:15:02,441 Come on, now. That Lurch charm. 173 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,802 You know, this is for your fans. 174 00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:13,725 Now, let's see those pretty dimples. 175 00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:18,035 Perfect. 176 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,402 I can't see a thing in here. 177 00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:26,681 Too dark. 178 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:30,875 That's better. 179 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,525 Now hold it. 180 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:38,761 Perfect. 181 00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:43,319 Hey, that's a good one. Came out nice and clear. 182 00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:47,925 Only I don't think I captured the real you. 183 00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:50,119 It's the real me. 184 00:15:53,407 --> 00:15:55,204 I wonder what happened. 185 00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:11,486 Great jumping catfish! 186 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:13,603 Consolidated Fuzz is down to three. 187 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:15,643 Oh, these pictures of Lurch are lovely. 188 00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:20,397 Consolidated Fuzz has dropped from 278 to three 189 00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:22,205 and all you can talk about is Lurch? 190 00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:24,278 I'm glad I don't own any Consolidated Fuzz. 191 00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:29,279 - Lurch, the door. - Lurch is busy resting. 192 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,119 That's ridiculous! How can he expect to rest 193 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,243 with me yelling for him every five minutes? 194 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,396 I'll handle the door. 195 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:37,445 But someone else will have to take care of the cleaning and the washing. 196 00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:42,279 Lurch! We wanna see Lurch! 197 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,597 - We gotta get his autograph! - I'm sorry, but Lurch is not... 198 00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:45,722 Here. 199 00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:52,401 - What happened? - Lurch is very big with fainters. 200 00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:56,119 I'll go get some smelling salts. 201 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:58,277 Hurry up, I really need some. 202 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,520 There are no two ways about it. 203 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,405 Lurch's career is costing us a fortune in smelling salts. 204 00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:08,318 His fans are rather delicate. 205 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:12,286 Frankly, Morticia, I'm sorry you ever pushed him into making those records. 206 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,085 I ever pushed him into making records! 207 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,123 Who was it called Mizzy Bickle in the first place? 208 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,641 - You. - Oh, yes. 209 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:21,560 But who was it insisted they bring over the recording equipment? 210 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:24,923 Who was it insisted Lurch sing? Who was it ordered him to practice? 211 00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:30,638 That was me, too, wasn't it? 212 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:35,483 Well, since I'm the one who got us into this mess, 213 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:36,841 I'm going to let you get us out. 214 00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:40,044 You tell Lurch he has to choose between crooning and butling. 215 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,482 Oh, darling, I couldn't do that to dear Lurch. 216 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,956 You're the head of the family, Gomez, you tell him. 217 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,685 Am I supposed to do everything? 218 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:49,201 We'll do this the democratic way. We'll vote on it. 219 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:50,436 Capital idea! 220 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:54,236 All those in favor of allowing Gomez to tell Lurch will say "Aye." 221 00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,806 - Aye. - Aye. 222 00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:57,684 Aye. It's unanimous. 223 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,235 But, I, I, I... 224 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:02,363 Three more ayes. It's becoming a landslide. 225 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:08,922 Addams here. 226 00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,679 Oh, yes, Bickle. 227 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,086 Tell Lurch what? 228 00:18:12,887 --> 00:18:14,036 Really? 229 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,438 That's a great idea, Bickle. 230 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:17,801 Splendid. 231 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,084 Cara mia! Our troubles are over. We don't have to tell Lurch anything. 232 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,727 - He's leaving on a world tour. - Leaving? 233 00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:26,605 He's going to London, Paris, Brooklyn. 234 00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:31,081 You rang? 235 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,837 Oh, excuse me, I wasn't expecting you. 236 00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:35,076 Just 237 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:37,883 passing by. 238 00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,757 Mr. Bickle's going to take you on a tour of the world. 239 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:48,799 The... 240 00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,559 The world? 241 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,525 Oh, come, come, Lurch. You can show a little more enthusiasm than that. 242 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,002 No. 243 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:58,521 Voice 244 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:00,876 gone! 245 00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:04,405 Oh, the poor dear, the excitement must be too much for him. 246 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:05,715 He's really speechless. 247 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:09,243 Quickly, down to the playroom. We must restore his voice. 248 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:14,078 Don't worry, Dr. Addams only lost one patient. 249 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:15,964 His first and his last. 250 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,246 Gomez, darling, I have an idea. 251 00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:24,357 If he can't talk, he can't sing. That solves everything. 252 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,483 - You're right. - No, I'm not. 253 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,080 It must be a free choice. 254 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,318 Lurch must make his own choice between singing and butling. 255 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,843 All right, Lurch, say, "Ah." 256 00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:43,723 Oh, that's right, I forgot. You can't talk. 257 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,401 Querida, you'd better take a look at this. 258 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:51,641 - See anything? - Nothing except a stick. 259 00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:58,239 - Spray. - Spray. 260 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,442 Spray. 261 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,597 It's no good, Fester, it didn't help a bit. 262 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,679 That's funny. It cured the rose bushes just like that. 263 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:15,521 Uncle Fester, I don't believe Lurch has aphids. 264 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:19,805 No, nor scarabs, either, otherwise I would have seen them. 265 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,924 Lurch, try some of my old-fashioned remedy. 266 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:26,477 Don't spill it on the table, it takes the paint right off. 267 00:20:29,447 --> 00:20:30,562 Now. 268 00:20:33,727 --> 00:20:35,558 There, now, isn't that better? 269 00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,165 Can you sing now? 270 00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,723 I just got to pinpoint this trouble. 271 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:49,117 Pinpoint? Why didn't you say so? 272 00:20:58,927 --> 00:21:02,966 - Mama, what did you do? - I pinpointed the trouble. 273 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,477 By george, I was right. He's regained his voice. 274 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,800 Here he comes. 275 00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:26,762 I won't go. 276 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:30,244 But, Lurch, dear, the world is waiting for you. 277 00:21:30,327 --> 00:21:32,158 Your fans are out there drooling. 278 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,636 Yeah, and walking all over Morticia's thorns. 279 00:21:35,247 --> 00:21:36,726 Don't worry about us. 280 00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:39,082 Uncle Fester will pinch-hit until we find someone else. 281 00:21:43,727 --> 00:21:46,605 Well, I better get down to the kitchen and prepare supper. 282 00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:48,359 If anybody wants anything, just ring. 283 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:09,516 Oh, isn't that sweet? An autographed picture. 284 00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:12,280 Best picture you ever took, Lurch. Doesn't look a thing like you. 285 00:22:14,127 --> 00:22:15,765 Goodbye, Lurch. 286 00:22:15,847 --> 00:22:17,121 Good luck. 287 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:19,836 Bye. 288 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,478 Well, he belongs to the ages now. 289 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:36,522 I'll miss his happy, smiling face. 290 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,075 I need a drink. I'll ring for Fester. 291 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,764 You rang? 292 00:22:43,727 --> 00:22:44,762 Lurch! 293 00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,121 You're back! 294 00:22:46,207 --> 00:22:48,038 To stay. 295 00:23:16,407 --> 00:23:20,195 There's nothing like the sound of happy voices raised in song. 296 00:23:20,287 --> 00:23:22,755 They are much happier now, aren't they, darling? 297 00:23:22,847 --> 00:23:24,963 Now that Lurch is home to stay. 298 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:32,725 Darling, why isn't Lurch singing? He has a perfectly lovely voice. 299 00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:35,722 There are a few more fans hanging around outside. 300 00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:37,877 We didn't want to take any chances. 301 00:23:42,807 --> 00:23:45,116 Darling, you think of everything.