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Missed.

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That's breathtaking.

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- My painting?
- The thunder.

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Your painting is absolutely indescribable.

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It is inspiring,
working between the flashes of lightning.

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- It does something for one's eyes.
- It gives your work character.

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Evocative of the great artists of the past.

8
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Really darling? Like whom?

9
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Well, Toulouse-Lautrec.

10
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- No, this is a much smaller canvas.
- <i>Whistler's Mother?</i>

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Darling, she never painted.

12
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That's right, she was too busy whistling.

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Pugsley, Wednesday,
why aren't you in bed?

14
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I thought we put you to bed hours ago.

15
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We couldn't sleep. It's so nice and gloomy.

16
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This is the best storm since lightning
put the short circuit in Uncle Fester.

17
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Remember all those red, white and blue
flashes coming from his head?

18
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- It was a beautiful sight, wasn't it?
- It was indeed lovely.

19
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But this is no time
for sentimental reminiscences.

20
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Come along children,
I'm going to read you a nice bedtime story.

21
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But we don't want a bedtime story.

22
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But darling,
I was going to read one of your favorites,

23
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dear Mr. Poe's Murder in the Rue Morgue.

24
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Poe does have a way with whimsy.

25
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We'd rather hear the rest of the story
about how you and Father got married.

26
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Now, let's not go into that old chestnut.

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Gomez, darling, what a terrible way
to talk about our beautiful romance!

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Darling, I'm not talking about our
beautiful romance, it's what led up to it.

29
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Nonsense. It's a true-to-life adventure
and the children should know all about it.

30
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- All right.
- Now come along.

31
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Let's sit right down here,
and get comfortable.

32
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Now, where were we?

33
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You just talked French,
and Father just kissed you.

34
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No, they were going to shoot each other

35
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because Father had promised
to marry Aunt Ophelia.

36
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Now then, plans for the wedding
were in full swing.

37
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<i>Your Aunt Ophelia was still trying</i>
<i>to amuse your father.</i>

38
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<i>I was just sitting there,</i>
<i>cutting out paper dolls.</i>

39
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Faster, Lurch, faster.

40
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- I told you, she's all talent.
- And beauty.

41
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Isn't it wonderful, son?

42
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Well, that's all settled. We can have
the wedding right here in the living room.

43
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Well, it's not exactly
the main ballroom of the Ritz

44
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but I guess it'll do.

45
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My Gomez and your Ophelia
do make a lovely couple, don't they?

46
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Would you mind
singing some other song, please?

47
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- <i>Kiss Me Again?</i>
- I can't,

48
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- my lips are chapped from all that vapor.
- Oh, poor, poor laddie.

49
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A sudden change in altitude
is good for the sniffles.

50
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I do hope your vaporizer
won't interfere with our honeymoon?

51
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By george, it will. Shall we call it off?

52
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No.

53
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Mater?

54
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- Fair, shy Gomez doth seem reluctant.
- Reluctant? He's always at your feet.

55
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Methinks he's trying to weasel out of it.

56
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Poor dear. He must really be sick.

57
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- Well, the dowry isn't settled yet.
- Well, settle it, settle it.

58
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Details bore me.

59
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What are you two whispering about?

60
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Ophelia refuses to go through
with the ceremony,

61
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unless Gomez puts his
Brazil nut plantation in her name.

62
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Well, we already gave you
half his elephant herd.

63
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Including the tusk rights.

64
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I think it's a very generous offer.

65
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- That's clever.
- It's yours.

66
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How do you do that?

67
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I don't know,
it just always comes out that way.

68
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Morticia, this is
your sister Ophelia's wedding, not yours.

69
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Yes, Mama.

70
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Now how about coming up
with a decent dowry?

71
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- Not a nickel over 5,000.
- Oh, come, come now,

72
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you can do better than that.

73
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That's an insult.

74
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25,000.

75
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Insult me some more.

76
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50,000.

77
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If we push the ceremony up to 2:00.

78
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What do you say, son?

79
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He accepts.

80
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Oh, fair Gomez, from now on
your vapor is my vapor.

81
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Come child. You need a wedding dress.

82
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I know a seamstress that is fast, cheap
and fairly accurate.

83
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You'll have to excuse me,
I have a wedding cake to bake.

84
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We're alone.

85
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Together.

86
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- Morticia.
- Gomez.

87
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- Morticia.
- Gomez.

88
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- May I call you Tish?
- Of course.

89
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I've waited for this moment, Tish.

90
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So have I.

91
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Congratulations.

92
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- They shouldn't leave us alone like this.
- It's torture,

93
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madness, and very bad judgment
on their part.

94
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How can I marry Ophelia when I love you?

95
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- What does Emily Post say?
- Not a word.

96
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- It's not that your sister isn't a nice girl...
- Sweet.

97
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- Muscular.
- An angel.

98
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A doll. It's just that... I can't stand her.

99
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- Why don't you tell her so?
- Because I'm a weak, sniveling coward.

100
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Besides, I gave her my word.

101
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But what does the word
of a weak, sniveling coward mean?

102
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Means I'm going to be married at 2:00.

103
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Uncle Fester.
Oh, how wonderful to see you again.

104
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Morticia, I wouldn't have
missed your wedding for anything.

105
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Well, it's not me who's getting married,
Uncle Fester. It's Ophelia.

106
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Ophelia?

107
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What kind of a nut did she finally snag?

108
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That one.

109
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Gomez, I'd like for you
to meet my Uncle Fester.

110
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- So you're the lucky bridegroom, eh?
- Bridegroom, yes. Lucky, no.

111
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Uncle Fester,
Gomez and I are madly in love.

112
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Then why don't you two get hitched?

113
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Ophelia's my sister. I couldn't betray her.

114
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Besides, it would break her heart.

115
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It's bad for the digestion.

116
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All we have to do is find her another man.

117
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Who's the little guy talking to the servant?

118
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That's my Cousin Itt.

119
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He's the family intellectual.
The longhair of the family.

120
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He looks it. Is he married?

121
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Free as a tumbleweed.

122
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He looks that, too.

123
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He'd be a perfect groom for Ophelia.

124
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He'd never see what he's getting into.

125
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Oh, fair Gomez, I'm back.

126
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You two run along
and leave the matchmaking to me.

127
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Uncle Fester shot the arrow that
brought my mother and father together.

128
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The arrow and the gun.

129
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Leave it to me.

130
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Uncle Fester, how sweet of you
to come to my wedding.

131
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Biggest mistake since
Uncle Tic married Aunt Phobia.

132
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But they were a perfect match.

133
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He had two left feet,
and she had two right ones.

134
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It was a mere physical attraction.

135
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I love Gomez's soul.

136
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For 50,000 fish,
you're entitled to a lot more than that.

137
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Now, there's more your type.

138
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That's Gomez's Cousin Itt.

139
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I'll introduce you.

140
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Cousin Itt, this is Ophelia.

141
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Charmed.

142
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,125
I love a mystery.

143
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Yes, she is direct.

144
00:10:25,487 --> 00:10:28,877
Now, if you two kids are smart,
you'll get married before 2:00.

145
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Exactly 11:31.

146
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- Flatterer.
- He means it, too.

147
00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:40,000
It isn't every girl
he calls a geekle-gackle-gookle.

148
00:10:40,487 --> 00:10:41,920
Would you like to pick some daisies?

149
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They have very deep roots.

150
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Why don't you go out in the garden?

151
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They have some lovely deadly nightshade
and some wonderful poison sumac.

152
00:11:00,647 --> 00:11:02,877
Nay! I do not like poison sumac.

153
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,316
It will not grow on my head.

154
00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:09,085
Yes, perhaps I should have
my head examined.

155
00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:11,841
- They do have some lovely weeds.
- Weeds?

156
00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:14,561
Why didn't you say so? Silly, silly.

157
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- Sorry, sorry.
- Let's go, Cousin Itt.

158
00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,203
Weeds are my favorite flowers.

159
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:28,799
The seed has been planted.
The plot cannot fail.

160
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:34,159
Oops! I forgot
to tell them about the quicksand.

161
00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:43,685
A few minutes under the hair dryer
and you'll be as good as new.

162
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,803
And you, couldn't you see
where you were going?

163
00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:49,721
- Of course. I fell in, didn't I?
- Fine time to go wading in quicksand.

164
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You're supposed to be getting married.

165
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I'd be willing
to postpone it for a few years.

166
00:11:54,487 --> 00:11:57,285
Oh, no, I'll jump
right into my wedding dress.

167
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I like feeling damp.

168
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:09,206
That was my favorite song, until just now.

169
00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:13,201
Isn't that sweet?
The bridegroom's getting nervous.

170
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,198
Come on, we'd better help the bride dress.

171
00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:18,836
I haven't been this excited
since Aunt Trivia's funeral.

172
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,685
Uncle Fester, what happened?

173
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,884
I tried, but I guess
Cousin Itt just wasn't her type.

174
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:33,926
No accounting for certain tastes.
She doesn't even like poison sumac.

175
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- What do I do now?
- Lf it'll make you feel any better,

176
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you can cry during the ceremony.

177
00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:41,638
Well, that will make me feel a little better.

178
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- Oops! I forgot to turn off the dryer.
- Great Scott!

179
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What do I do?

180
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A little stretch on the rack
and he'll be as good as new.

181
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Couple more minutes under there,
he'd have disappeared completely.

182
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,920
Really?

183
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,517
Maybe I should try that dryer.

184
00:13:10,047 --> 00:13:12,436
Well, he's not up in the tower room.

185
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:13,721
He's not in the basement.

186
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:17,240
I looked there.

187
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,565
Cousin Itt, you shouldn't have
looked in the chimney.

188
00:13:21,647 --> 00:13:24,286
One spark, and you'd have
gone up in flames.

189
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:28,724
Well, let's face it. Your Gomez is gone,
and my Ophelia is upstairs in tears.

190
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,082
Well, don't panic,
he's around here somewhere.

191
00:13:36,127 --> 00:13:37,526
You rang?

192
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,916
Lurch, have you seen my son Gomez?

193
00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:42,005
No, Mrs. Addams.

194
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,364
Where can that boy be?

195
00:13:45,647 --> 00:13:46,875
The river?

196
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,604
Imagine, a jilted Frump.

197
00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:56,279
We'll find him. Now all of you spread out,
and keep your eyes open.

198
00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:59,398
You do the best you can.

199
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:32,316
To marry, or not to marry?

200
00:14:33,927 --> 00:14:35,918
That is the question.

201
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,365
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind

202
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:44,366
to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous...

203
00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:47,366
Hello, there.

204
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,085
How did you find me?

205
00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,119
I heard you calling.

206
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:56,356
That wasn't me, that was Cousin Fungus.

207
00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,403
I'd better turn off the echo.

208
00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:01,922
Thing?

209
00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:18,323
- Is Cousin Fungus coming to the wedding?
- Oh, no, he doesn't get out much.

210
00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:21,764
He's lived in a cave
in back of the tunnel for 30 years.

211
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:23,845
What exquisite taste.

212
00:15:25,247 --> 00:15:26,566
Do you like it?

213
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,799
It's a divine tunnel.

214
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,927
- Then stay here with me.
- Just the two of us?

215
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:37,119
No, the four of us.
Cousin Fungus and Thing.

216
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:39,516
We can play four-handed solitaire.

217
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,763
You do paint a lovely picture.

218
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,595
But we can't. You must think of Ophelia.

219
00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:47,360
I did. That's why I'm here in the tunnel.

220
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:52,317
Think of all the many romances
that started out a bit wobbly

221
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:53,760
and then worked out.

222
00:15:53,847 --> 00:15:56,725
Think of Romeo and Juliet.

223
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,241
They died.

224
00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:01,206
But what fun they had
those last three days.

225
00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,676
I suppose there's nothing we can do.

226
00:16:04,487 --> 00:16:05,806
Courage, mon ami.

227
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:12,125
- You spoke French.
- Gomez, now control yourself.

228
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:14,841
We don't want to give
Cousin Fungus the wrong idea.

229
00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:16,838
- Yes, yes.
- Now come along.

230
00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,676
Poor Ophelia's crying her eyes out.

231
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,605
That might be an improvement.

232
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:29,959
Come on out, Gomez. You coward.

233
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:33,480
Come on, Gomez,
come out and get married.

234
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,445
Uncle Fester,
I thought you were our friend.

235
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,684
I am, but we can't have a jilted Frump.

236
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:42,566
It'd be a stain on our family escutcheon.

237
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,282
And our family escutcheon
is messy enough.

238
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,956
Why don't you just tell Ophelia the truth?

239
00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:51,920
- Gomez is a weak, sniveling coward.
- That's right.

240
00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:55,158
Wouldn't you rather be
a strong, masterful he-man?

241
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,920
- Too dangerous.
- It doesn't have to be.

242
00:16:58,207 --> 00:17:00,323
Not if you go about it right.

243
00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:04,326
Why don't we try it?
Uncle Fester, you be Ophelia.

244
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,361
You're kind, sensitive,
quiet and understanding.

245
00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:10,763
She certainly has changed.

246
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:15,205
And you are the new Gomez.
You're decisive, direct and definite.

247
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,597
- I'm afraid.
- That's pretty definite.

248
00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:21,236
- Thank you.
- Uncle Fester, you're Ophelia,

249
00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:24,162
you're here, playing with your lyre.

250
00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:32,485
- Gee! I didn't know I could play this thing.
- Uncle Fester.

251
00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:36,805
Now, Gomez, put these things down.

252
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:39,357
There. Now, don't be frightened.

253
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,519
Go in there and talk to her.

254
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:46,802
- Ophelia, I don't want to marry you.
- Gee, thanks.

255
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:48,765
No, no, no!

256
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:51,877
- Thank you very much?
- No, Uncle Fester,

257
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,356
you have to put up more resistance.

258
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,278
- Gotcha.
- Now. Come on.

259
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,001
Go again.

260
00:18:02,887 --> 00:18:05,640
- Ophelia, I won't marry you.
- What!

261
00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:09,203
- Uncle Fester!
- I'll shoot you this time!

262
00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,847
- I was just fooling.
- Let go of me, I'll shoot him in the back!

263
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:14,316
- Uncle Fester, no, no.
- Just fooling.

264
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:17,041
Dear, this isn't working out at all.

265
00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:19,716
I know, I'll play Ophelia.

266
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,116
Shucks! That isn't fair.

267
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,886
- Well, you can play my mother.
- All right.

268
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,601
Ophelia, your voice needs tuning.

269
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,006
It's that just that I'm so excited
about my nuptials.

270
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:39,359
Here comes my betrothed now.

271
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,203
Here comes my betrothed now.

272
00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:55,556
- Ophelia, I...
- All right, son, speak up, speak up.

273
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:58,684
Mrs. Frump,
I'm afraid I can't marry your daughter.

274
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:02,646
- What! I'll shoot him in the...
- Uncle Fester...

275
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:06,715
Mother, please.
Let the dear boy speak his mind.

276
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,085
You were saying?

277
00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:18,125
I was saying, there is only one person
in the whole world I could ever marry,

278
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:21,597
- and that one person is...
- Who?

279
00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:23,803
- You.
- Gomez.

280
00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:26,082
- Morticia.
- Gomez.

281
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,283
- Morticia.
- Gomez.

282
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,641
Morticia.

283
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:32,205
It's beautiful.

284
00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:36,797
Hey, we better hurry,
that minister charges by the hour.

285
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,036
Come on.

286
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:40,206
Coming, coming.

287
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:53,642
Aren't you glad
you decided to go through with it?

288
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,236
Delighted.

289
00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,002
- My, doesn't she look lovely?
- A real Frump.

290
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:05,440
Great Scott! Who is that?

291
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,804
Well, that's just Morticia,
with her hair all combed out.

292
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:11,276
- Sloppy kid.
- A lovely child

293
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,598
- has become a breathtaking woman.
- Ophelia?

294
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,525
- Morticia.
- Who?

295
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:17,801
Ophelia.

296
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,245
There is a customary question
I have to ask.

297
00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,522
Does anyone object
to this ceremony taking place?

298
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:32,996
Yes.

299
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:34,396
- Who?
- Me.

300
00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:38,036
I know this will come as a shock to you,
Ophelia, but I must tell you the truth.

301
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:39,799
I'm unworthy of you.

302
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:44,683
- Really?
- I'm sheltered, I'm spoiled, cowardly.

303
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,556
- That's true.
- Not only that, I'm...

304
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,159
I'm irascible and unpleasant and stupid.

305
00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,760
That's true, too.

306
00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:56,285
- I have some endearing qualities.
- Like what?

307
00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:57,956
Well...

308
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,397
- I'm rich.
- That's a very nice quality.

309
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,717
- Thank you.
- But you're still unworthy.

310
00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:07,396
Besides, I think I've already
found my true love.

311
00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:11,036
My D'Artagnan, my Don Quixote,
my knight in shining armor.

312
00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:12,686
Sounds like me.

313
00:21:12,847 --> 00:21:14,200
But I'm her uncle.

314
00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:17,279
I couldn't bring myself to hurt you, Gomez,
shatter your dreams.

315
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,437
But since you've confessed
your unworthiness,

316
00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:20,880
you leave me no alternative.

317
00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:27,440
Come, my love.

318
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:37,397
I might remind you that,
as the saying goes,

319
00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:40,285
I get paid whether
the ball game's rained out or not.

320
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,040
Fear not,
a wedding will be held here this day.

321
00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:46,599
He's looking this way.
Do you think he means me?

322
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:50,795
The woman for me is that graceful,
elegant creature standing over there.

323
00:21:50,887 --> 00:21:52,400
He does mean me!

324
00:22:00,327 --> 00:22:03,285
- Will you marry me?
- I thought you'd never ask.

325
00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:08,325
Oh, your hair...
That dress, it drives me wild.

326
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,638
I'll never wear another.

327
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:19,923
- Do you really want to marry this man?
- I certainly do.

328
00:22:20,127 --> 00:22:23,756
- But you've only known him a few days.
- What better way to get acquainted?

329
00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:24,996
Right.

330
00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:28,241
Friends, we're going to try it again.

331
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:32,516
We're going to proceed with the marriage
of Gomez Addams and...

332
00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:35,519
- What's your name, child?
- Morticia Frump.

333
00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:37,199
My favorite Frump.

334
00:22:47,447 --> 00:22:49,677
That's how your father and I got married.

335
00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:53,123
- Did you like the story?
- Yes, it was so romantic.

336
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:56,559
- Pugsley?
- All romances are a little goofy.

337
00:22:56,727 --> 00:22:59,446
Did Aunt Ophelia marry Cousin Itt?

338
00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:02,241
No, I'm afraid
it was just a summertime romance.

339
00:23:02,327 --> 00:23:04,636
Cousin Itt turned out to be
too much of a playboy.

340
00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:07,002
I'd like to hear more about that.

341
00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:11,842
It's much too stimulating
this time of night.

342
00:23:11,927 --> 00:23:15,158
Now you run upstairs and pop into bed,

343
00:23:15,247 --> 00:23:18,284
while you can still enjoy
this lovely thunderstorm.

344
00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:20,039
- Run along.
- Go on.

345
00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:25,198
Perhaps we should go upstairs
and enjoy the thunderstorm.

346
00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:28,563
Oh, darling, I can't.
I have to finish my painting.

347
00:23:31,567 --> 00:23:34,365
Querida, must you paint tonight?

348
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,200
I want to capture this wonderful lightning.

349
00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:44,365
Gomez, darling, look. I've captured it.

350
00:23:45,047 --> 00:23:46,162
Oh, yes.