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<i>They're creepy and they're kooky</i>

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<i>Mysterious and spooky</i>

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<i>They're altogether ooky</i>

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<i>The Addams family</i>

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<i>The house is a museum</i>

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<i>When people come to see 'em</i>

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<i>They really are a scream</i>

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<i>The Addams family</i>

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<i>Neat.</i>

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<i>Sweet.</i>

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<i>Petite.</i>

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<i>So get a witch's shawl on</i>

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<i>A broomstick you can crawl on</i>

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<i>We're gonna pay a call on</i>

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<i>The Addams family</i>

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Hungry?

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Picture in domestic tranquility.

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Hemlock on the hearth,
and my lovely wife feeding the piranha.

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Next to you-know-what,
they like pickled herring the best.

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Good little eaters, aren't they?

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Next to Kitty cat
they're the best eaters in the house.

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Oh, dear. Morticia, Gomez.

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Kitty cat didn't eat his dinner
and he's acting so strangely.

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See? No pep, no energy.

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Poor dear does look a bit under.

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I tried everything to cheer him up.

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I even stuck my head in his mouth
up to there.

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If that didn't cheer him up...

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He's been making friends
with that alley cat next door.

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Scrunchy little thing,

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but maybe he wants a friend who's a cat.

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Any kind of a cat.

33
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Mama, you are so wise.

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Kitty cat is of an age to marry
and have a family.

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Darling, why don't we send
to Africa for a mate?

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Send? Send?

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Querida, suppose I had just received you
in the mail instead of

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stalking you as I did?

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Morticia.

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Those runs we had
through Hurricane Dora.

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By the time Typhoon Terry came,
we were engaged.

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Kitty cat must have the same chance.

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Yes, darling.

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You rang?

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Lurch, begin preparations for a safari.

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I'll tell the children.

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A safari!

48
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Is it true we're going to visit
the happy hunting ground?

49
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Yes, we're taking Kitty cat wife-shopping.

50
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Well, let's get wives for everybody.
I'm ready.

51
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You needn't go to Africa for yours,
old man.

52
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Oh, yes.
All the local girls have turned me down.

53
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I can't imagine why.

54
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Well, it's when I tell them
I sleep on a bed of nails.

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American girls just don't seem to like that.

56
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True femininity is disappearing.

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Darling, why don't I cable the white hunter
and tell him to expect us?

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Excellent idea, my dear.

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Tell him accommodations
for seven people,

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one lion, one alligator,
one octopus and one spider.

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Better forget the spider.
I like to travel light.

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Yes, bwana.

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When you call me bwana, my blood boils.

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And how I love the sound.

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- Did it come through?
- No, Uncle Fester.

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Bravo, querida.

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- Try this one.
- What's this one, dear?

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It's what the Batulu tribe calls a kitku,
or a far-carrying spear.

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They use it against distant relatives.

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- What's the number?
- That's the area code.

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Very good.

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What's this one, darling?

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I believe that's a mashu klift.

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A spear of great accuracy
designed for use against tsetse flies.

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- Oh, dear, that bell's out of order again.
- No problem.

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You rang?

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Lurch, a tsetse fly, please.

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Ready?

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Release.

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Perfect hit.

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- What?
- What?

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You mean, you think Kitty cat
may just have a cold?

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By george, it never occurred to me.
Of course, it could be as simple as that.

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Merely a case for the family doctor.

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Family witch doctor, of course.

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Well, to the telephone, my dear.

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Do you remember Dr. Mbogo's number
in Africa?

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Zulu 854.

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Oh, yes. Thank you, my dear.

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Person-to-person call
to Dr. Mbogo in Africa. Zulu... What?

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First name? Just a moment.

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- You remember Dr. Mbogo's first name?
- Mbogo.

93
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Oh, yes, of course. Mbogo.
I can never remember that.

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Dr. Mbogo Mbogo, please.

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Who did you want again?

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Oh, Dr. Mbogo.

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Wait a minute.
I'll see if I can get a hold of him. Hold on.

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We'll have to get ourselves a hollow log.
We'd save a lot of time by dialing direct.

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Hello, Dr. Mbogo? Gomez Addams here.

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How are you, Doctor?

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Oh, that's too bad.

102
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Well, we have
a little problem here ourselves.

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Kitty cat. Seems to be suffering
from lack of appetite.

104
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Yes.

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Take three hairs from a wildebeest.

106
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Mix with boiling water.

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Burn down the hut?

108
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I think the doctor had better come out
and have a look.

109
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Absolutely.

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Doctor, I think you'd better come out
and examine him personally.

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Come on, Doctor,
you ought to be used to that by now.

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That's your final word, eh?

113
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Well, as long as you feel that way.

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- He refuses to come out and see Kitty cat.
- Refuses to see him?

115
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Seems Kitty cat's father ate his father.

116
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Well, you rustle up boiling water
and some matches,

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and I'll go hunt up a wildebeest.

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Darling, where are we going to find
a wildebeest this time of year?

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I think I saw one lurking in Mama's room.

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Leave it to Mama.

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I'll help you trap it.

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But first, to the library
for a little target practice.

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Darling.

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Cousin Itt, would you help us
with the target practice, please?

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- Ready?
- Ready.

126
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You're getting warmer, darling.

127
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Try it again.

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Now, up to Mama's room
and that wildebeest.

129
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What? It isn't a wildebeest, it's Mama?

130
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Well, that lets out Dr. Mbogo.

131
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Darling, I do believe Thing is right.
Why don't we call a veterinarian?

132
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Well, a veterinarian isn't
as scientifically advanced as Dr. Mbogo,

133
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but I guess we have no choice.

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This one sounds rather reliable.

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"AAAAA Animal Doctors.
For the pet who has everything."

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AAAAAA Animal Doctors.
Gunderson speaking.

137
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The health of your pet is our A-1 concern.

138
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Are you calling in reference
to a bird, dog or cat?

139
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A cat.

140
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Now, what are your cat's symptoms?

141
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Well, he seems to have no appetite at all.

142
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He hasn't eaten since yesterday,
and then all he had was a leg of yak,

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some marinated cheetah
and a soufflé of aardvark.

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...cheetah, soufflé of...

145
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Sorry, there's something wrong
with my phone.

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Would you repeat that, please?

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<i>Yak, cheetah and a soufflé of aardvark.</i>

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What did you say your cat ate?

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<i>Leg of yak, some marinated cheetah,</i>
<i>and a soufflé of aardvark.</i>

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I'd better come right over. Yeah.

151
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Dr. Gunderson.

152
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Glad you could make it, Doctor.
Gomez Addams here.

153
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- Nice to see you.
- Mrs. Addams there.

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- How do you do?
- How do you do?

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I do hope you can help Kitty cat.

156
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We couldn't even tempt him
with broiled elephant hooves.

157
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Your cat likes broiled elephant hooves?

158
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Doesn't everyone?

159
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I'm going to lead you
to the patient, Doctor,

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you must be very busy.

161
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Well, only in the molting season.
You know...

162
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Oh, I see the doctor finally got here.

163
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Well, go to it,
but don't make a federal case out of it.

164
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Our family doctor could've
cured him like that,

165
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but we didn't want to burn down the hut.

166
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We've grown rather attached to it.

167
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Your family doctor prescribed
burning down the hut?

168
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Well, some of his methods
are a trifle extreme.

169
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Well, does your family doctor think

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that maybe your cat has
something highly infectious?

171
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No. I think Dr. Mbogo just enjoys
a good fire.

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Some of the doctor's medical theories
may be questionable,

173
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but he is absolutely great on curses.

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- Curses?
- A specialist.

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This way, please.

176
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This is Kitty cat's favorite room.

177
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He really preferred the tree house,
but there just isn't room for both of us.

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He's probably in the tunnel.

179
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Perhaps this will bring him out.

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He loves to play circus.

181
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Kitty cat, come on out. The doctor's here.

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That's Kitty cat?

183
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He's such an obedient little darling.

184
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- I think he likes you.
- Likes me?

185
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That's what I was afraid of.

186
00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:28,764
But, Doctor,
don't you want to examine him?

187
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Oh, no, I would not like to examine him.

188
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I think the doctor wants
to be alone with him.

189
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- No. No, I don't want to be.
- Very well. We'll stand by you.

190
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- Anything we can do for you?
- Yes, you can get me out of here,

191
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- because I...
- But Kitty cat needs you.

192
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Oh, no. You see,
I don't know anything about lions.

193
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You see, I'm really a bird man. Honest.

194
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I flunked wild beasts twice.

195
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You're my kind of people.
I flunked everything twice.

196
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Also, I'm a coward.

197
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What's there to be afraid of?

198
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Doctor, I think we're inhibiting you.
We'll go and you stay.

199
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,478
Oh, no. I'll go, you stay.

200
00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:05,843
Come on now, Doctor.
I know you can help Kitty cat.

201
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Look at those gentle healing hands.

202
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Now, do be sweet to him.

203
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He's such a shy, sensitive thing.

204
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- Don't go. Wait a second.
- Doctor.

205
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Fellows.

206
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,641
If there's anything you want, just yell.

207
00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,963
Help!

208
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,164
Well, he doesn't have to yell that loud.

209
00:12:34,247 --> 00:12:37,205
No, Uncle Fester,
let's not indulge the doctor.

210
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,481
Well, I agree with you,
but I don't know what you mean.

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Didn't it strike you as strange

212
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that a veterinarian should be afraid
of a harmless, little animal like Kitty cat?

213
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By george, I think he was afraid.

214
00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:51,759
You are a discerning one.

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00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:54,884
Poor man.
He needs help much more than Kitty cat.

216
00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:59,117
The only sensible thing to do
is to call Dr. Mbogo again.

217
00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:01,675
No, let's work on Dr. Gunderson.

218
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,362
You know, build up his ego,
restore his confidence.

219
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,278
Capital idea. How?

220
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:09,200
Well, let him work
on members of the family.

221
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Make him think
he's effected miracle cures.

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- You know, put on a little act.
- Clever.

223
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But unnecessary.

224
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They're getting along just fine.
Just as I thought.

225
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The doctor seems to have everything
under control.

226
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The doctor's playing dead.

227
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I think he is dead.

228
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- Am I dead?
- Certainly not.

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But appearances are deceiving.

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Look, maybe you better get
your family doctor.

231
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It may not be such a bad idea
burning down this hut.

232
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We have faith in you.

233
00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:57,366
Oh, no. I'm a quack. I'm a fraud.

234
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I told you he was our kind of people.

235
00:14:03,247 --> 00:14:06,557
As a matter of fact, we'd like to have you
look at another patient.

236
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,205
- Another lion?
- No.

237
00:14:08,287 --> 00:14:10,960
A Gila monster? A man-eating shark?

238
00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:13,157
- One of the family.
- But you were close.

239
00:14:13,247 --> 00:14:15,761
Oh, no, no. You see,
I don't have a license to treat humans.

240
00:14:15,847 --> 00:14:17,803
Oh, you can treat Cousin Itt.

241
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,080
- You wanna watch that low bridge.
- Yes, I have to.

242
00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:41,243
Here's the patient, Doctor.

243
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,198
- What is it?
- Good question.

244
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,766
That's our Cousin Itt.

245
00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:52,283
Tell the doctor
what's troubling you, darling.

246
00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,478
That's it in a nutshell.

247
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,846
But I didn't understand a word.

248
00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:10,076
He's in your hands, Doctor.

249
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,566
Oh, no, I don't... He could...

250
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,003
- Does he bite?
- Certainly not.

251
00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:28,238
Although he does bark a bit.

252
00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:35,721
Are you sure you wouldn't rather
burn the place down?

253
00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:39,963
No, Dr. Mbogo's methods
are far too advanced.

254
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,443
We prefer the old-fashioned remedy.

255
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:01,319
It's the same all over.

256
00:16:01,847 --> 00:16:04,042
That's Cousin Itt. All heart.

257
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:07,045
I didn't hear anything.

258
00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:10,196
Oh, dear. It's worse than I thought.

259
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,003
I'd better take his temperature.

260
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,881
Bull's-eye!

261
00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,483
Well, at least we know his appetite's good.

262
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,797
- He loves thermometers.
- Real sweet tooth.

263
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,115
Please.

264
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:47,763
All you have to do is spread
a little kerosene and light a match...

265
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:52,045
Nonsense, Doctor, you're doing splendidly.
Cousin Itt looks better already.

266
00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,760
At least he's got his color back.

267
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,644
How do you feel, Cousin Itt?

268
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:59,083
You see, he's a completely new man.

269
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,520
And anything is an improvement.

270
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,837
You're not a doctor,
you're a miracle worker.

271
00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:03,962
Can I go now?

272
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,083
Not until you look in on Cleopatra.

273
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:08,875
Cleopatra?
Does she eat thermometers, too?

274
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:10,764
No, but she's a glutton
for tongue depressors.

275
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,125
Here's your patient, Doctor.

276
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:16,876
Where?

277
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:19,765
Cleopatra, say hello to the nice doctor.

278
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:23,760
It's choking me.

279
00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:26,122
Nonsense, Doctor,
that's love at first sight.

280
00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:28,767
You have a wonderful plant-side manner.

281
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:33,324
Come here, Cleopatra, darling.
Come here, baby.

282
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:37,400
Yes, there's Mother's baby.
Let the doctor examine you.

283
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:40,365
Did you ever see
a more piqued-Iooking African strangler?

284
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:44,836
Poor thing.
She's just lost all desire to strangle.

285
00:17:45,007 --> 00:17:47,601
No, she hasn't. No, she hasn't. You see?

286
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:49,962
Oh, dear.
Well, are you going to examine her?

287
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,641
- Of course he will.
- Of course I will, yes.

288
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,718
Well, Doctor, what is it?

289
00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:09,479
The plant needs watering.

290
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,203
Why didn't I think of that?

291
00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:16,482
By george, that's an excellent diagnosis.

292
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,398
Doctor, how can we ever repay you?

293
00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:19,636
By letting me out of here.

294
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:22,560
Of course. As soon as you have a look
at Uncle Fester.

295
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,046
Uncle Fester.

296
00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:31,962
Hurry, Doctor, before we lose him.

297
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,923
What seems to be the trouble?

298
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,158
I'm sick.

299
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,923
That's a death rattle if I ever heard one.

300
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,965
First thing we have to do
is get him on a comfortable bed.

301
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:56,880
What could possibly be more comfortable
than the bed he's on?

302
00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,241
Excuse us a moment.

303
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:05,961
- Maybe he is a quack.
- Oh, no, darling, I think he's just nervous.

304
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,202
Uncle Fester is giving
a magnificent performance.

305
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,164
Reminds me of Edwin Booth Addams.

306
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:15,715
- When he made theatrical history?
- When he died.

307
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,156
Oh, yes.

308
00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:21,002
Well, Doctor, what have you discovered?

309
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,806
My watch stopped.

310
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,640
Uncle Fester does seem
to have passed the crisis, though.

311
00:19:26,327 --> 00:19:27,840
No, I haven't.

312
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:34,086
Of course you have, Fester.
The doctor has remarkable healing power.

313
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,476
Don't tell me, I'm the patient.

314
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:38,926
It's the end.

315
00:19:43,087 --> 00:19:45,999
Will you excuse us, please? Darling.

316
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:51,358
Uncle Fester seems
to be overdoing it a bit.

317
00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:52,880
A real ham.

318
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,195
What do we do?

319
00:19:55,407 --> 00:19:57,477
Maybe we ought to let the doctor
lose one.

320
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,285
Wouldn't be a bad average.

321
00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:01,677
No, the doctor might have a relapse.

322
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,961
Good thinking.

323
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:09,400
Well, Doc,
the only thing you can do now is operate.

324
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,319
- Never.
- Why not?

325
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:15,084
Can't stand the sight of blood.

326
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,965
Just a moment, please.

327
00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:22,844
The doctor's slipping faster than Fester.

328
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:26,363
Yes, we may be witnessing
medical history in the making.

329
00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:28,915
The first time a patient
ever loses a doctor.

330
00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:31,680
We've gotta make Fester
take a turn for the better. Now.

331
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:34,565
- How?
- Good question. I wish I knew the answer.

332
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,966
I have it.

333
00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:40,404
Doctor, I'm afraid you're not the man
for this case.

334
00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:41,966
Oh, I'm not. I'm not.

335
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,922
Uncle Fester doesn't need a doctor.
He needs an undertaker.

336
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:48,637
Wait a minute. I'm not dead yet.

337
00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:50,240
You will be by the time he gets here.

338
00:20:50,327 --> 00:20:52,363
The undertaker will be right here.

339
00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:53,596
Wait a minute!

340
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,644
I just had a big comeback.

341
00:20:58,327 --> 00:20:59,646
Yes, a comeback.

342
00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,241
Congratulations, Doctor,
you've done it again.

343
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,643
- Done what?
- Such modesty.

344
00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:07,036
You've just snatched this man
from the jaws of death.

345
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:08,162
I did?

346
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,600
You're the Albert Schweitzer
of veterinarians.

347
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:11,837
Doctor, how can I ever repay you?

348
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,481
I keep telling you,
by letting me get out of here.

349
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,559
I know the whole world is clamoring
for your services,

350
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,844
and you must answer that call.

351
00:21:21,807 --> 00:21:24,082
Right after you have a look at Thing.

352
00:21:26,407 --> 00:21:28,159
Thing? Who's Thing?

353
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,044
Not who, Doctor, but what.

354
00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:39,283
Thing, come out. The doctor's here.

355
00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:45,484
Well, Doctor, he's in...

356
00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:48,756
Boy, he was in a hurry.

357
00:21:48,847 --> 00:21:51,805
Poor devil. Didn't even wait for his fee.

358
00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:54,363
Strange, strange man.

359
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,605
Thank you for trying, Thing.

360
00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:58,120
Morticia, Gomez.

361
00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:01,279
- Kitty take a turn for the worse?
- Oh, he's all better.

362
00:22:01,607 --> 00:22:03,996
By george, that doctor is a genius.

363
00:22:04,087 --> 00:22:05,600
Well, Kitty wasn't even sick.

364
00:22:05,727 --> 00:22:08,844
Wasn't sick?
But he didn't eat a morsel of food.

365
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,805
Well, that's because Pugsley
had already fed him.

366
00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:16,078
Well, it all was for the best.

367
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,919
- It was?
- Of course.

368
00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:20,157
We helped restore the doctor's confidence.

369
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,805
Love those duets.

370
00:22:50,407 --> 00:22:52,363
Such melodic instruments, darling.

371
00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:53,846
Morticia, Gomez.

372
00:22:53,927 --> 00:22:57,078
- What is it, Mama?
- Now Kitty cat is sick.

373
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,725
Are you sure?

374
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:01,682
She's sure.

375
00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:04,804
He ate that second meal we put
out for him. It was too much.

376
00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,843
Now he's got a stomachache.

377
00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,436
Oh, dear.
Well, there's only one thing to do.

378
00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:12,564
- Call Dr. Gunderson.
- Exactly. Thank you.

379
00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:15,880
Thank you, Thing.

380
00:23:16,487 --> 00:23:18,079
You know,
this should be a lesson to all of us.

381
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:19,441
Gluttony is...

382
00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:24,240
Hello, is Dr. Gunderson there, please?
Morticia Addams calling.

383
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,725
Thank you very much.

384
00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:34,719
- They say the doctor's gone off to Africa.
- Africa?

385
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,801
Of course.
He went to work with Dr. Mbogo.

386
00:23:39,327 --> 00:23:40,726
Now this, dear.