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Come on, then, greedy guts. SHE GASPS

2
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You're just like me,
and that scares me. Yeah, me too.

3
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Mum's being weird.
Yeah, well, Mum's always weird.

4
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I'm sorry, Dan. I'm sorry that you
haven't realised

5
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that this is actually
my brother's memorial.

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When you used to hang out with him,
you made me so uncomfortable.

7
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What happened? Did you end it?

8
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No, I actually...

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ECHOING MEMORIES: Oh, God,
what have I done to you?

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CAT MEOWS
OLLIE: Come on, then, greedy guts.

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You've not been very good, have you?

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CAT MEOWS Let's get rid of you, then.

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CAT MEOWS
WHIRRING

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CAT MEOWS

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We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.

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Such a greedy guts, that cat.

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CAT MEOWS
HISS

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Agh, God! Bollocks!

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Bollocks.

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SHE SIGHS

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MUSIC: Seabird
by Alessi Brothers

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♪ There's a road I know
I must go... ♪

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CAR HORN BEEPS ♪ Even though I tell myself

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♪ That road is closed... ♪

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Dan?

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Dan! Please, can you
help me out today?

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Oh, my God, yes.

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Wahey! Wahey! Wanker!

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Oh, God! LAUGHTER

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Get in. Sorry. Hello.
You look fit. Thank you.

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Thanks, mate. I know!
Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.

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It's really purple, isn't it?

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It is purple. It's a bit purple.

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Nic's been cooking all morning,

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but she's also been
drinking all morning.

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Not all morning! God! Hello!
All right, honey?

38
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Oh, my gosh. How are you?
Yes, I'm good. Look at you!

39
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You look gorgeous!
Oh, you look gorgeous!

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Thank you. This place!

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Can you feel that? Can you feel it?
What, the underfloor heating?

42
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Can you feel the underfloor heating?
I can't, I've got a new coat!

43
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Oh, this looks incredible!
You've really got an eye.

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Oh, God, I don't. You do!
No, I don't. I couldn't do this.

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Oh, God. God's sake. Don't,
you'll break the champagne!

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Oh, it is champagne! CHUCKLING

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Is that a regift?

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No, I nicked it from work.

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You've got to see the conservatory.
Yes! We have a conservatory.

50
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Oh, yeah, come have a look.
I'm really showing off.

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If I annoy you or be a bit of a sort
of smug twat,

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just tell me to fuck off.
No, you won't. Stop it!

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I think they've got a conservatory,
babe. Oh, my goodness!

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Come on, then, shall I show
you through? Wow. OK. Sure.

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You're going to
absolutely love it. Ooh!

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Oh, wow! It's all right, innit?

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Oh, my goodness!

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You all right?

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Yeah, you? Yeah, good.

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How... How was LA? Was it brilliant?

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Is that small talk, Nic?

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No, I'm not small-talking you.
I'm actually fascinated.

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That's small talk. No, small talk
is, "How was the weather there?

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"Is it hot? What time
of year did you go?"

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That's small talk.

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What?

67
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You look good.

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Did you get your hair
done for today? No.

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God, you're so arrogant!

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You are unbelievably arrogant.

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Is that a new top?

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Yes.

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You look really fucking good.
Shut up.

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Like a sexy matador.
How was it?

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Why aren't you telling me
how... how it was?

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Yeah, I just chilled at the hotel.
Suzie met famous people.

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Oh, my God, lovely.

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WHISPERS: Nic?

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Nic?

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Do you remember when we fucked here?
HE TAPS

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Don't. Why are you doing that?

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Nic?

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Yes, love? You'll never guess
who I saw the other week.

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Who?

85
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Dull Claire. Oh, my God!

86
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Oh, I mean, guess
what she's doing now?

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I have no idea. HE MOUTHS

88
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She's a financial dominatrix.

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What on earth is that?

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It's basically where men
get off on giving women money,

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and then they spunk it on,
like, Chanel bags and shit.

92
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What? Oh, my God,
what is that even about?

93
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And she doesn't even have to
sleep with them or anything.

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How did she get into that?
Cos I need to get into it!

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I know! What are you talking about?

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That's basically us. She looks
like a bloody thumb, remember?

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She does look like a thumb.

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I tell you what I've got.
You'll love this.

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SUZIE LAUGHS Oh, my gosh,

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you need... You seen this? THEY CHATTER

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Fucking purple.

102
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So when Big Brother moved
from Elstree... Mm-hm.

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...they just shoved all
this stuff in the warehouse

104
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and they did an auction.

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I picked this up for about 140
quid from the Big Brother house.

106
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That one was about 260 quid.
It's nice, innit?

107
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Yeah, have a coffee in the morning.

108
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But Brian Belo probably
sat in that chair.

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SUZIE LAUGHS

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What was it, Nadia from
Big Brother 5, who I loved?

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THEY CHATTER

112
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Oh, God!

113
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I've completely ruined this gravy.

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Uh, Alex, do you think
I've ruined this gravy?

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Can you just look at it?

116
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Yeah. This is bugging
the hell out of me.

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I think I completely have.

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I got you, boo. Damn, girl!

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Right, so what are you doing?
Talk me through it.

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A bit of cornflour,
if it's lying around.

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DAN AND SUZIE CHATTER

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So gorgeous!
Yeah, it's nice, innit?

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Oh, um, where's Ollie?

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Oh! Ollie!

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Your auntie and uncle are down
here, and you're being very rude.

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Ollie, can you come down?
Auntie Suze and Uncle Alex are here.

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Bit busy filming.
I think they've got you a present.

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Oh, OK, yeah.
Oh, now you're coming down.

129
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What crap present have I got
to be grateful for this time?

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Like a bloody greyhound now.

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"Oh, thank you, Uncle Alex!"
All right, all right, all right.

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HE SIGHS Come on, then.

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Hey!
ALL: Hey!

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You all right? Yeah.
Did you have a good birthday?

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Yeah, it was great, thanks.
SUZIE: Sorry we missed it.

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That's all right. Eight years old!

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Oh! Thank you! This is for you.

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Whoa.

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Oh! Ooh! But...

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Sorry, what is it?
Oh, it's a bit small for him, innit?

141
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It's for the cat! Oh, yes!

142
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Oh. Wow, that's just...
Like, I'm buzz... That's just...

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Do you like it?

144
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Yeah. Yeah, it's the best.

145
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So he can be Godzilla!

146
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Yeah. Is that it?

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Is... Is that it?

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Yes. Yeah, is that all right?

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Oh, that's... That's enough. Nice.

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Wow. SHE MOUTHS

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Well, I'm going to go play
in the shed. Yeah. All right?

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Yeah. Oh, Ollie, you've
dropped your... Mum!

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WHISPERS: Mum!

154
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I thought you said you
were going to ask for cash.

155
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I did ask them for cash.
I'm sorry, they just got you that.

156
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And there is no way he's getting in
that, right?

157
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Well, can you try and put it on him?
It's a stegosaurus!

158
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It's not even... HE GRUMBLES

159
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Just put it on the cat and bring
it in. I don't think he likes it.

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Mum, please! I'll give
you 20 quid. Deal.

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He loves it. Uh-huh.

162
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Oh, thank you. Are you sure?
Oh, really does.

163
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Yeah. He does. He loves it.
Oh, my gosh! His face was saying...

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We should've given him the money.
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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Drinks! You sort the table,
I'll get the drinks.

166
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Dinner is imminent. "Imminent"?

167
00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,679
Imminent. That's right.
I said it right.

168
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Uh, can I have a glass
of champs, please?

169
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Do you want a glass of champs, Suze?

170
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Water.

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Are you serious?

172
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Yeah, I've got to
drive in the morning

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and I've got a meeting
tomorrow afternoon.

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Is sparkling all right, then, Suze?

175
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Yeah, sparkling is great.
It's never stopped you before.

176
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That's mad. Are you on antibiotics?

177
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You can drink on those.

178
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If you get the balance right,

179
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it gives you quite like a nice,
warm, fuzzy feeling, doesn't it?

180
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Uh-huh. Where's Suzie gone? SUZIE CHUCKLES

181
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Are you an android?
Like a Black Mirror episode.

182
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You're the waiter, you should be
doing this.

183
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Some wine, please.
Cos you've got work tomorrow?!

184
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Yeah, I've got a meeting I need to
be fresh for!

185
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Do you go round the table with a
pepper grinder, like that?

186
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No, cos I'm not a waiter, I'm a
manager. Where's Suze gone?

187
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I have been for eight years.
I just want to be fresh tomorrow.

188
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Where's my Suzie gone?
This is so weird!

189
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What is the minimum wage? I don't
know.

190
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Why don't you ask anyone that works
for you.

191
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Oh! LAUGHTER

192
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That is... That's quite good.

193
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Yeah, cos you asked me that,
I had that in my pocket.

194
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No, she's not drinking. Huh?

195
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She's not drinking.
Don't you think that's mad?

196
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What, is she pregnant? No!
Are you pregnant?

197
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No! You're not pregnant? No?

198
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No. Definitely not?

199
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,959
No, I'm not.

200
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,280
But...

201
00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,879
Um... What are you doing?
Well, we... Ah-bu-bu!

202
00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,559
You know, because everyone's here,
so we... What are you doing?

203
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,479
It's not a big deal.
It's not the time.

204
00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,279
We... Suzie, don't.
Stop it. Oh, boy.

205
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,839
We are

206
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trying for a baby.

207
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SHE CHUCKLES

208
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,959
Oh, my God!

209
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That's absolutely brilliant.

210
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Yeah! My God.
Mate, that's amazing news!

211
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Aw, God! Sorry. Hey...

212
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Do you know what, I've just...

213
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Oh, God, my nail...
Clipped it on something.

214
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Oh, my... You all right, babe?

215
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I'll go check.

216
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Are you sure you want to have
his kid? Is it OK that I said?

217
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Yeah, it'll have to be,
won't it? Suze?

218
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Mm-hm? Are you sure?

219
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It's good. Yeah, I'm excited.

220
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WHISPERS: Look, I'm sorry.

221
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Get away from me now.

222
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We've been having tons of sex.

223
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We've been shagging like
rabbits, haven't we?

224
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In fact, the other day,
we did it in the toilet at Costa.

225
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Oh, that's lovely. Yeah, you know,
when we have to do it...

226
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,240
SOUND DISTORTS: ..we have to do it.

227
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DISTORTED LAUGHTER

228
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,040
Oi!

229
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,879
You know I've got an
ear infection, you dick!

230
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SHE LAUGHS Yes!

231
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,919
You threw that like Mr Burns then.

232
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DISTORTED LAUGHTER

233
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What a weird thing to say.

234
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HE SHOUTS

235
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That was delicious.

236
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,639
Oh, God, no, I totally
overdid the beef.

237
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Bloody Blumen Hestonthal
said half an hour per kilo,

238
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which is just utter lies.
Heston Blumenthal.

239
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,599
Heston Blumenthal, whatever is.
Yes, it was a bit tough.

240
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,639
It was like you needed a
chainsaw to cut through.

241
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,719
Well, you cook next time.
I was joking!

242
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,160
No, you weren't.

243
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,639
Right, give me that.

244
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,239
Oh, God. No, please, don't.
I'll sort the dishwasher out.

245
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,599
You OK? Yeah, you? Mm-hm.

246
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,079
Alex, have you seen the results
today? Oh, no, come on...

247
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,639
What? I'll help. No, no. Honestly?

248
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,319
ALEX SIGHS

249
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,239
So, anyway, the other day,
you'll never believe this...

250
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,759
Get a load of this.

251
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,399
NIC AND SUZIE CHATTER

252
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,559
WHISPERING: Fucking hell!
I know. Who's that?

253
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,119
Met her on Tinder.
She works at the village shop.

254
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,999
Kelly. How old is she?

255
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,239
25.20-fucking-five!

256
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,079
She wants my dick, basically.

257
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,599
And I don't know whether
to give it to her or not.

258
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,759
I mean, her like that,

259
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,519
I'd say there with make-up on,
all, like, dressed up,

260
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,599
she's like... Nine.
Nine and a half, mate.

261
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,399
But like, without make-up, she's
still a good eight, solid eight.

262
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,839
Oh, she went to, um...

263
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,599
Oh, my God, Katie!

264
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,239
Who was it that she, um...

265
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,679
The tutor. Yeah.
God, he was a real...

266
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,719
He always used to give
her, like, top marks.

267
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,599
Cheating bastard! I know. THEY LAUGH

268
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,359
I mean, this is like
the stuff of fantasy.

269
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,239
I mean, your fantasies.
This is my reality.

270
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,799
This is what I've got to live with,
mate. This is what happens.

271
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,119
If you're me, this is what
you have to deal with. Right.

272
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,079
Ah, well, I guess you'll just have
to live vicariously through me, eh?

273
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,679
Mm. Look!

274
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,159
Babe? Um...

275
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,999
I think I'm feeling a bit
jet-lagged. Oh, shit. You all right?

276
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,439
Yeah, I'm fine. I just...

277
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,799
I think maybe I should have
a lie-down or something,

278
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,239
close my eyes for a second.
You can use our room if you want.

279
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,239
Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Is that all right? Yeah.

280
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,559
Do you want to lie down? Yeah.

281
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,839
Yeah, I'm fine. I just need
a lie-down. Is that OK?

282
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,399
Yeah, that's fine. I've got... I've
run out of paracetamol,

283
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,239
but I'll go to the
shop and get some more. Yeah?

284
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,719
Thank you.

285
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,439
OK, cool.

286
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,719
Is that all right?

287
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,759
Oh, my God, yeah, of cour...
Is that OK? Yeah, go lie down. OK.

288
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,360
Oh, I hope you feel better soon.
Yeah, yeah, I will.

289
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,639
Are you going to come with me?
Oh, yeah.

290
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,160
Mm-hm. Yep, yep, yep, yep. OK?

291
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,920
SHE SOBS

292
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,800
THUDDING AND MOANING OVERHEAD

293
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,119
SHE SNIFFS

294
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,160
THUDDING AND MOANING CONTINUES

295
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,880
CREAKING AND THUDDING

296
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,639
KNOCKS ON DOOR

297
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,279
Oh! Hi, guys, I'm sorry. This is
really, really embarrassing.

298
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,119
Ollie's next door, and if I can
hear everything downstairs,

299
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,319
he's going to be able to hear.
Yep. I'm sorry.

300
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,359
So do you mind not?

301
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,400
SHE SLAMS DOOR

302
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,200
Can you go talk to her?

303
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,799
WHISPERING: Nic...

304
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,679
Are you OK?

305
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,719
Come on, talk to me. SHE STIFLES SOB

306
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,279
It's OK, you can talk to me.
Come in here.

307
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,320
SHE SNIFFLES

308
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,920
SHE STIFLES SOBS

309
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,239
Will you talk to me? Get off!

310
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,039
Stop it!
Nic, I'm sorry. Talk to me.

311
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,200
You were upstairs having
sex with her! Just...

312
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,199
Oh, God.

313
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,679
SOBBING: Just so angry at you.

314
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,040
I know. I'm sorry.

315
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,680
ALEX WHISPERING

316
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,680
I don't want babies.

317
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,399
Unless it's with you.

318
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,160
I don't want Suzie. I want you.

319
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,959
It's always been you.

320
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,799
I love you.

321
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,960
Do you know what I
fantasise about the most?

322
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,359
I don't know. Just doing
a Sunday big shop with you.

323
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,399
SHE CHUCKLES

324
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,279
That's... That's insane.

325
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,319
SHE SNIFFS

326
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,360
SHE CHUCKLES

327
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,759
I love you.

328
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,920
But we just have to get
through today, OK? OK.

329
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,239
Then we'll come up with a plan.
Mm-hm.

330
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,599
OK? Just today.
I just want to be with you.

331
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,959
I love you.

332
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,520
I love you.

333
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,160
THUDDING, MOANING

334
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,160
THEY MOAN

335
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,439
I love you.

336
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,159
SHE CHUCKLES

337
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,400
Is the cat watching?

338
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,480
Yeah! THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

339
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,199
He's in his dinosaur...
Fucking hell.

340
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,240
THEY LAUGH

341
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,760
BELLS JINGLE

342
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,680
Promise? WHISPERED CONVERSATION

343
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,919
Mate, um...

344
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,800
We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.

345
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,600
Such a greedy guts, that cat!

346
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,440
Right.

347
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,439
You all right, mate?

348
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,000
Yeah. Do you want a beer?

349
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,839
Go on, then, greedy guts.

350
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,239
You've not been very good, have you?

351
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,440
Let's get rid of you, then. WHIRRING

352
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,879
Mum, you're a really good cook.

353
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,879
Why can't you cook
like this all the time?

354
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,199
I'm actually in shock.
That was so good.

355
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,199
The pancakes were almost
as good as McDonald's.

356
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,399
Right, Harry, do you
want to go do your teeth?

357
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,439
OK.

358
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,799
Ollie?

359
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,199
Yeah?

360
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,719
Am I a bad mum?

361
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,319
No!

362
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,799
Don't be s... No. You're...

363
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,559
You know, you...

364
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,719
You're a great mum. Really?

365
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,719
Think of all the
stuff you let me do.

366
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,599
Remember that time when you
let me slide down the stairs

367
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,999
on a baking tray?
Your head battered the door.

368
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,639
I did, but it was funny.

369
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,479
And the time when I put firecrackers

370
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,399
in the pizza oven
in the back garden.

371
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,799
OK, that's enough, I think.

372
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,199
Or the time when you
stuck a Go Pro to my head

373
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,479
and forced me into the badger sett.

374
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,039
OK, OK, OK, OK.

375
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,479
LOUD BANG Oh, my God! Oh!

376
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,279
Do you want a lift?
Do I want a lift?

377
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,599
Now she's offering!

378
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,599
What's the difference between
a golf ball and a clitoris?

379
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,359
Whoa, whoa, whoa! A man will
actually look for a golf ball!

380
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,239
We've got kids in the back!
Right, they hear everything.

381
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,079
No, Ollie, it's actually
pronounced the cli-Taurus

382
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,959
the Mitsubishi Clitaurus.

383
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,399
Is it anything like the Outlander?

384
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,479
It's much smaller
than the Outlander.

385
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,719
No, this'll be here...
This is fine here.

386
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,879
Do you know what? It's a
bit chilly so, what I'll do,

387
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,719
I'll get you right round
to the entrance.

388
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,199
No, just here will be fine.
No, it's fine!

389
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,159
Oh! Oh, for God's sake!

390
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,279
No, it's absolutely... I'm sorry.
For God's sake!

391
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,639
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You big oaf!
What did you do that for?

392
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,999
I've got it here. I've got it.
It's fine.

393
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,720
It's fine. There we go.
Sometimes I could kill her!

394
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,359
Need a hand?

395
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,639
No, no, no, no, no. You sure?
It's fine.

396
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,879
There's absolutely
nothing wrong with it.

397
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,159
Are you all right?

398
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,479
Oh, Ollie, are you all right?
I'm all right.

399
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,839
Hi! Thanks for the help.

400
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,239
Oh, no, you're very welcome.

401
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,239
God! Let me help.
You've made me all stressed out.

402
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,200
I know, I know. You're all
fingers and thumbs, aren't you?

403
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,400
Oh, my God.

404
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,439
Oh, I can't do this. All right,
you're going to be all right.

405
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,679
No, I can't do this.
You can. I can't!

406
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,959
You'll be fine. You've got to
come in with me. I-I c...

407
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,639
You have to!
Dan'll have a fit if I go...

408
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,519
I'm going to have a panic attack!
All right, OK. OK, OK. Just breathe.

409
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,039
You just need to breathe.
I really need a wee, I'm... OK.

410
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,159
Right, we'll go in.
Are you going to be OK?

411
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,719
I'll see you in there.
Yeah, I'll see.. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

412
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,320
Oh, God.

413
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,439
SHE SIGHS

414
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,679
SHE INHALES DEEPLY

415
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,720
SHE EXHALES

416
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,319
I love you, you knob.

417
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,360
SHE CHUCKLES

418
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,719
OK, OK, you're going to be OK.

419
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,439
You're going to be OK.

420
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,799
OK.

421
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,119
ALEX: And then Dan
met Nic and I thought,

422
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,040
"Holy shit, he's done it,
he's found the one.

423
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,480
"He's found a unicorn."

424
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,159
Suze.

425
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,800
Why were you there that night?

426
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,239
I've...

427
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,360
I've told you. No, you never
did tell me why you were there.

428
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,199
Yeah, I have. Nic...

429
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,119
...why?

430
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,399
Was it me?

431
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,279
Was it because I
was working so much?

432
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,480
Oh, God, no.

433
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,879
I miss you.

434
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,320
I really miss you.

435
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,199
But I really, really,

436
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,880
really fucking hate you.

437
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,239
SHE EXHALES SHAKILY

438
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,280
ALEX'S VOICE ECHOES

439
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,120
Alex?

440
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,760
THEY LAUGH

441
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,279
Get this! Nic, Nic, Nic!

442
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,079
Thank you, thank you.

443
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,199
Thank you for coming.
How did you know Alex?

444
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,679
W-Who's Alex?

445
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,000
For fuck's sake.

446
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,760
CHATTER

447
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,999
I cut up a quiche.

448
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,760
Fuck off, fuckwad.

449
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,279
So, Dan tells me he's desperately
unhappy in his marriage.

450
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,199
SHE MOUTHS

451
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,079
Hello, everyone. Hi. Um...

452
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,759
Guys, if you're at the back and
want to sit down, take a seat,

453
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,640
or feel free to stand.
That's absolutely fine. Thanks.

454
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,839
Hi, everyone. Um...

455
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,799
Just want to start by
thanking you all, really.

456
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,799
Warm welcome to the professional
mourners from the temp agency.

457
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,439
Great job. Um...

458
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,039
I hope you're all
enjoying the crisps.

459
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,199
Um... Apologies for
Nic's potato salad.

460
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,719
And please don't feel obliged
to eat it. It's horrible.

461
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,719
In fact, Mum, can you just get
rid of it? Can you bin it?

462
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,239
SHE CLICKS FINGERS Potato salad.

463
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,479
Look, there's two. Get them out.

464
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,599
I always used to play this prank
on Alex when we were kids,

465
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:41,319
where I'd put loads of balloons
up and down the stairs,

466
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,439
and then I'd tell him,
"It's your birthday!"

467
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,519
And he'd get all
excited and he'd be,

468
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,639
"It's my birthday,
it's my birthday!"

469
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,359
And then he'd just run down
the stairs and burst in

470
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,959
full of excitement
into the living room,

471
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,239
and he'd just find Mum sat there
watching a clothes show...

472
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,480
And, um...

473
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,320
...I just...

474
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,959
VOICE BREAKS: I just
want to say sorry.

475
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,520
I'm sorry. I just, um...

476
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,879
I'm sorry, Alex. I didn't...

477
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,079
HE SNIFFS I didn't...

478
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,119
HE SOBS, TRIES TO SPEAK

479
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,159
DAN'S VOICE GOES SQUEAKY

480
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,039
Sorry for that.

481
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,400
I'm so sorry.

482
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,639
SOBBING MUFFLES WORDS

483
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,119
So sorry.

484
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,880
BREAKS DOWN SOBBING

485
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,719
Um...

486
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,400
Alex really was so...

487
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,320
VOICE BREAKS: ..loved.

488
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,080
By everyone.

489
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,360
Um...

490
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,679
Nic.

491
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,439
Why don't you come up here
and share something?

492
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,279
Come on, Nic.

493
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,360
I'm sure you've got
something to say about Alex.

494
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,400
Just...

495
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,640
MUMBLES: Oh, my God.

496
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,760
Um...

497
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,959
UNDER BREATH: Oh, my God.

498
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,600
Oh, God. Oh, God.

499
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,399
Um...

500
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,080
We're all here today to...

501
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,759
Um...

502
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,839
ECHOING HUMMING

503
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,079
We were just feeding Mr Meowgi.

504
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,080
Such a greedy guts, that cat.

505
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,199
Um...

506
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,879
Go on, then, greedy guts. SOUND DISTORTS

507
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,159
You've not been
very good, have you?

508
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,479
Let's get rid of you, then.

509
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,879
Um...

510
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,679
ECHOING VOICES

511
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,559
SHE WHIMPERS Sorry we're late. Sorry.

512
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,880
ECHOING: You've got something
that belongs to us.

513
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,120
Um...

514
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,239
Um... SHE CHUCKLES

515
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,679
Sorry. Um...

516
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,999
What's wrong? What happened?

517
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,639
What do you mean?
How long has it been?

518
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,119
You don't still see him, do you?

519
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,160
DISTORTED LAUGHTER

520
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,439
You need to let these things out.
You'll go mad.

521
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,679
DISTORTED VOICES
I've got an ear infection, you dick!

522
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,239
Come on, Nic, get
to the juicy bits!

523
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,880
Nic! Nic! Nic! MULTIPLE
VOICES SHOUT HER NAME

524
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,520
Nic! Nic! Nic!

525
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,000
Yeah, so, um...

526
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,680
...the last, um...time I saw Alex...

527
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,000
Ah...

528
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,560
And, um...

529
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,280
Oh!

530
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,999
Oi, see that!

531
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,519
You threw that like Mr Burns then!

532
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,560
CHUCKLING

533
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,439
There's a pound. What?

534
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,959
I'm going to get you a pound
for Christmas. What are you doing?

535
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,239
No, don't do that.
You'll get run over. No!

536
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,959
Get off it. Help.

537
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,159
Help yourself, you fat fuck!

538
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,559
Dodgy breath.
I love you, you knob.

539
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,239
Come back to mine,
we'll get a bath together.

540
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,600
What? THEY CHATTER

541
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,040
Train's here.

542
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,880
Alex?

543
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,199
SHE CHUCKLES Hey.

544
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,399
What are you doing here?

545
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,039
"Ghosting me?

546
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,639
"Being a fuck boy?

547
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,959
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

548
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,079
It was a j... It was a joke. SHE CHUCKLES

549
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,679
Oh, Nic...

550
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,600
What? What?

551
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,479
Look, I got, like,
no sleep last night

552
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,559
and I just wanted to say
that maybe it's a good time

553
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,159
for us to come clean about it,

554
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,079
because now, you know,
now Ollie knows.

555
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,319
Did you think about Ollie once
in the last seven years?

556
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,399
Yeah, of course I have.
Of course I have.

557
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,159
No, I just wanted to, um, say,

558
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,839
"Ollie, it's because we're in
love with each other, and..."

559
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,440
I can't fucking do this.

560
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,319
I mean, do you think there's
something special about you, Nic?

561
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,679
Do you?

562
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,959
I mean, fucking come on.

563
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,719
It's never been about you.

564
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,479
It's always been about my brother.

565
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,200
I can't stand Dan.

566
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,199
And I can't stress that enough.

567
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,280
It has never, ever
once been about you.

568
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,599
And me and Suzie,

569
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,599
we're going to have a kid,

570
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,559
and I'm not going to
let this fuck with that.

571
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,359
And do you know what? I'm going to
be a better fucking parent than you,

572
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,799
because it's not hard, is it?

573
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,919
No, Alex, I know you're
doing this... Nic...

574
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,159
...because you're trying
to push me away. Nic...

575
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,319
And I know that you love me.
Listen, get your hands off me.

576
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,599
Go home to your fucking family.

577
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,880
OK? Pfft.

578
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,200
Do you know what?
The sex was fine...

579
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,319
...but I think you
should lose some weight.

580
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,199
TRAIN DOORS BEEP

581
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,240
HE GRUNTS

582
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,559
Open the door. Fuck.

583
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,959
Open the fucking door!

584
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,319
Open the fucking door!

585
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,359
THEY GIGGLE

586
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,919
Fucking kill you! Open the...

587
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,879
TRAIN SHUDDERS
SHE GASPS

588
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,079
HE BANGS ON DOOR

589
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,159
Open the fucking door!

590
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,839
Open the fucking...

591
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,400
HE GRUNTS Stop the train!

592
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,960
Fucking! No!

593
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,799
HE GRUNTS Stop the train!

594
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,920
Nic!

595
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,999
Pull the cord!

596
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,159
Pull it now, you stupid bitch!

597
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,200
HE GROANS, YELLS

598
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,160
HE PANTS

599
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,600
SHE GASPS

600
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,600
SHE EXHALES

601
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,760
Um...

602
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,520
♪ I'm sorry

603
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,839
♪ So sorry

604
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:52,519
♪ Please accept my apology

605
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,319
♪ But love was blind

606
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:03,319
♪ And I was too blind to see

607
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,920
♪ Sorry. ♪