1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,439 If you want to create a space like this, 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,599 this is my advice - be intentional, and be more with less. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,359 You know, guys, it's funny. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,799 I have this thing I say, 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:14,439 why spend money on material things when space and light is free? 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,039 Georgie! Focus, please. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,599 There's something missing. 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,119 A flatscreen TV? And something to sit on? 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,080 I need an "objet" that speaks to the sincerity of the space. 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,319 Hi, Mal. 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,159 - Ah, come for your post, have you? - Well, I... 12 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:36,759 Just to clarify, I'm 34. You're 34A. 13 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,759 This makes no sense, I have the front door. 14 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,519 I should be 34 and you should be 34B. 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,479 Either way, can you just use the right address 16 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,159 so I don't get all of your deliveries 17 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,039 for perimenopausal skin supplements? 18 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,279 They're for my mother, thank you. 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,399 Er, Mal, this is actually a professional call. 20 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,359 You're a landscape person. 21 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,399 Where would I find a branch? 22 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,560 Have you tried a tree? 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,800 Oh! 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,399 No, Mal, you're grand. 25 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,759 Anne, um, down a bit. 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,799 Mm. Yeah, up a bit. 27 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,559 No, down, down a bit. 28 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,159 So, Della, I heard a rumour that you are doing the car boot BBQ. 29 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,639 Oh, yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,279 My wife kindly volunteered my services. 31 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,199 Because, you know, after a hard week of frying meat in a restaurant, 32 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,159 you really want to fry meat in a car park. 33 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,079 Well, all I might ask is that you don't make anyone sick, 34 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,959 like they were at a certain teenage rampage at your house. 35 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,599 Do you want me to raise funds for your new bog or what, Anne? 36 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,999 It's not my new bog. 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,079 It's actually a macerator for the clubhouse toilets. 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,679 What, our trusty rusty coat hanger's finally given out, then? 39 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,879 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 40 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,399 It got a real hammering at the crown bowls disco last weekend. 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,999 Hi, all! Hi, hello. 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,279 - How are ya? - This is Felicity. 43 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,199 - Oh, you brought your mammy! - Yes! 44 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,519 - If I'd have known, I'd have brought my mammy. - Aw. 45 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,519 And we could have had a Bring Your Mammy To The Park day. 46 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:05,200 Right. Er, this is Fi and this is Della, of Shin fame. 47 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,919 - Sinn Fein? - Fame. Shin fame, Mummy. 48 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,760 Famous for her restaurant, Shin. 49 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,519 Fashion? 50 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,279 - Stylist. - Model. 51 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,639 You've still got it, babe. 52 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,759 And are you a big fan of the football, Felicity? 53 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,599 Oh, God, no. No, I'm here for my sportybob, Georgie. 54 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,319 And the shorts. 55 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,079 Sorry, Mal, Mummy's never head of the Me Too movement. 56 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,840 I have, thanks. We used to call it flirting. 57 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,879 Hey, Brat Gurl Summer. 58 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,519 Look at you! Very cute. 59 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,879 - Very demure. - Kill me. 60 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,119 You smell very lush. 61 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,799 Is that, um, Tom Ford? 62 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,079 Nah. It's just me. 63 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,839 Um, you checking out your socials? 64 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,879 - You should follow me. Look up "Senuous." - Sensuous? 65 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,319 Sen-u-ous. 66 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,719 - That's it! Yeah! - Is that even a word? 67 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,439 Well, it means sumptuous luxury, also very lithe. Very supple. 68 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,799 I had to create a word to capture me. 69 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,719 I'm very hard to describe. 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,959 Tall, blonde, posh. 71 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,399 That's very reductive, Mal. 72 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,679 Anyway, my mantra is minimal, natural, simple. 73 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,799 I'm actually reclaiming the word "simpleton." 74 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,839 Oh, well, if anyone can. 75 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,039 You should follow me, Della. It's a public account, so, yeah. 76 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,519 - I'll give you a follow. - Um... yeah. 77 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,239 - Yeah, sure. - I had to set up an account to keep eyes on Darius. 78 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,119 At the moment it's all Fortnite and Gladiators and, er, UK trap drills. 79 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,039 What about his Finsta? 80 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,719 - What about his what-sta? - "Fake Insta." 81 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,039 It's where the kids put all the stuff 82 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,279 they don't want the olds to read. 83 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,959 Darius doesn't have one of those. 84 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,479 According to Mumsnet, they all do. 85 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,559 Don't go there, Anne. It's a can of worms. 86 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,919 Anyway, er, Senuous is really gaining traction. 87 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,879 I've actually just been approached 88 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,359 to do a piece on minimal living by a magazine. 89 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,959 - You might have heard of it, Della. SoHaHighLife? - No. 90 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,439 - Ah, the free estate agent's mag? - Yes! 91 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,919 Yeah. We use it for Morten's rabbit hutch. 92 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,359 Yeah, it's gratis, but it's very aspirational. 93 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,839 For rabbits. 94 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,959 So there is a photographer coming on Monday. 95 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,280 Yeah, just some informal shots of me and my crib. 96 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,839 Next stop, Living Etc, probably. 97 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:08,559 I don't know. 98 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,799 If you have any bric-a-brac 99 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,479 that you want to off-load for the car-boot sale tomorrow? 100 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,799 I mean, maybe like a single candle or something, Anne. 101 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,799 What about all the stuff you dumped in my garage 102 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,039 when Johnny stopped paying for your storage? 103 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,479 Hardly bric-a-brac, Mummy, 104 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,560 like, a couple of curated items from my style archive. 105 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,880 Does SoHaHighLife know you're a secret hoarder? 106 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,800 We're going to need a bigger boot. 107 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,519 Anne, focus. Mal needs a hand. 108 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,999 Oh, sorry. 109 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,359 Look, Amanda, I found your high horse! 110 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,879 Very amusing, Mal. 111 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,319 This was actually the focal point of my old extension. 112 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,759 Can I keep this here, Mummy? 113 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,639 No, darling, I'm converting this into a home sauna. 114 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,359 I haven't got space for it elsewhere. 115 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,079 You have four bedrooms and two receptions and a conservatory. 116 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,879 It's not my fault I got to keep the house in my divorce. 117 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,520 Yes, I am single. 118 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,599 Don't worry, she has a carer to keep her company. 119 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,599 She was not a carer, she was my PA. 120 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,959 I had to let her go when I found her wrist deep in my Creme De La Mer. 121 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,559 This is great, actually. 122 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,239 It's really good, yeah. 123 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,639 No, I'm so ready to streamline all these investment pieces. 124 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,519 Hello, Anne? Could you doomscroll on your own time? 125 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,439 OK, it's just that the way to find a kid's Finsta 126 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,559 is through his Rinsta followers. 127 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,119 And I've just noticed that Darius is being followed by Pierce Brosnan! 128 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,679 Oh! 129 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,479 - Actually, no, sorry. - It's, um, Percy Bronsan. - Right. 130 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,919 - He's my uncle and he's a GP in Kildare. - OK. 131 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,239 Did you used to live in a stately home? 132 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,879 Mal, no! Don't be silly. 133 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,119 No, this was my last-minute mirror for touch-ups by the front door. 134 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,159 Right, what about you, Felicity? You carbooting? 135 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,759 Do you want to stick anything in the van? 136 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,839 Sadly, no, I've got to say goodbye to my darling friend Bunny tomorrow. 137 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,719 Oh, nice. Where's she off to? 138 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,719 The afterlife, if there is such a thing. 139 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,079 Actually, Bunny was an atheist, so probably not for her. 140 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,999 - Shit. Sorry. - Who's Bunny? 141 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,559 - We modelled together in the '80s. - Aw. 142 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,719 She had an incredible right leg 143 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,639 and my left was a standout, 144 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,199 so we often got booked together for hosiery shoots. 145 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,159 - Oh, sweet! - Yes. 146 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,400 Anyway, dead now. 147 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,039 Does Amanda actually make any money from this Senuous stuff? 148 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,359 Oh, God, no. 149 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,399 Her ex, Johnny, he covers the mortgage and the child support. 150 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,759 And her aunt died a couple of years ago and left her a bit, 151 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,119 but she's probably come to the end of that now... 152 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,959 - Oh! - What? 153 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,359 I've just found it! Darius' Finsta! 154 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,079 Ha! It wasn't even that difficult. 155 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,559 What?! 156 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,679 It says he's in a relationship! What does that mean? 157 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,519 Darius has a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. 158 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,839 Who is she? I mean, it doesn't say. How do I find her? 159 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,759 - Or him. - I've just run out of juice. 160 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,959 Get me a cable. Don't just sit there, Mal, I need juice! 161 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,199 All right, calm down! 162 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,639 Here, breathe into this. 163 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,480 I told you not to go there. 164 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,719 I've just inhaled a crisp crumb. 165 00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:17,519 Sorry, oh! 166 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,439 Ah, look at those, uh... 167 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,079 ..grassy basket things you've made. 168 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,279 They're fantastic. 169 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,479 Shall I hang some around your table? 170 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,879 Yep, but I wouldn't want them to catch on fire, you see. 171 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,839 - I'll be over there, setting up. - Yeah, go. 172 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,320 Looking good, babes. 173 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,919 Yep. Bring her in. 174 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:50,999 Bring her in. 175 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,359 Yep, Keep going. 176 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,559 Bring her in. 177 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,959 Whoa! OK, yeah. 178 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,359 You're grand there. 179 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,199 Mal! 180 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,159 Still no obvious signs of arousal or flirtation. 181 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,199 And a top of the morning to you too, Anne. 182 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,919 I've been watching Darius like a hawk 183 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,079 and I'm still none the wiser about his secret girlfriend. 184 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,359 - Or boyfriend. - Do you know who he's getting with, Ned? 185 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,359 - Is it a girl at school? Who's he shifting? - Anne! 186 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,279 What? It only means kissing with tongues. 187 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,639 Ugh! 188 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,279 - Where shall I park, Anne, please? - Oh, right, yeah, uh... 189 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,919 ..just, uh, follow the cones all the way down to the end 190 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,880 and the Under-12s' goalie will find a space. 191 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,159 Hey, Amanda! Just follow the cones down 192 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,639 and the Under-12s' goalie will show you the way. 193 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,679 Amanda! Amanda. 194 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,280 Amanda! 195 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,119 Della, hi! Is this spot free? 196 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,320 - No, that's the fire break. - OK, thanks. 197 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,919 - Hi, Amanda. I'm sorry... - Hi, Anne! 198 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,359 I'm sorry, that's not a spot. 199 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,079 - I'll have to put you in the overspill. - No, here's great. 200 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,359 - Fi! - Hiya, Mands. 201 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,720 Hey, kids! 202 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,759 Um, your parasol is encroaching on the walkway. 203 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,639 - Is it, though? - It's a trip hazard, and that is a naked flame. 204 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,079 And this whole scenario is like the opening sequence 205 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,440 of an episode of Casualty. 206 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,200 Happy? 207 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,399 - I'm going to check out the stalls. - OK. 208 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,279 Oh, Manus, nothing that won't fit in a drawer or the bin, please! 209 00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:39,519 Amanda! 210 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,079 - Come and get your stuff! - Yeah, bring it over! 211 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,679 I said, come and get it! 212 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,119 You getting rid of all your crap? 213 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,199 I wouldn't call it crap. 214 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,359 But, um, yeah, as it says on my profile, I don't amass, I eschew. 215 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,840 Bless you. 216 00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:08,639 - You know, I Stacey Solomoned my basement. - Oh! 217 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,439 I need to make room for my new workshop. 218 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:14,240 You know, I really believe that there is money to be made in this. 219 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,520 - Here, for you. - Ah! 220 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,479 - Is it kindling? - No. 221 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,879 I did a wicker weaving workshop. 222 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,679 - Ah. - I can't stop. 223 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:28,199 You've got to get into basketry, babe. It's like pure mindfulness. 224 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,999 - And you get a rattan coaster at the end. - Wow. 225 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,479 - Thanks, Fi. - You're welcome. - I'm sorry! 226 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,719 Sorry, sorry, I've not arranged everything yet. 227 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,759 Could you just not touch the... 228 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,399 I'm looking for a hoover. Have you got one? 229 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,159 Do I look like I sell hoovers? 230 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,920 I don't think so, no. 231 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,199 - What's this? - A candle snuffer. 232 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,199 To snuff out candles at the end of a dinner party. 233 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,799 - 20p? - Please, move on. 234 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,360 We haven't even officially opened. 235 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,879 I literally owned it, then! 236 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,519 Ooh! Is this a scythe? 237 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,439 Um, no. 238 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,039 God, man, you really know your tools. 239 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,359 Here, I did a coffee run. 240 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,000 - Thought you could do with a caffeine injection. - Oh, thanks, JJ. 241 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,839 - You got a good spot? - Oh, yeah. 242 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,199 Got here at 6am. 243 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,599 Had the whole car park to myself for an hour and a half. 244 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,319 You would not believe how many seagulls there are 245 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,919 at that time in the morning. 246 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,759 And this is London! 247 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,480 Yeah, black-headed, not herring, but still. 248 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,959 - How are you, JJ? - Hey, Anne. 249 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,519 Ready to raise some serious masticator money. 250 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,359 Abs has had me emptying out the loft all week. 251 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,719 Oh! Are you extending up? 252 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,119 JJ's building me a mini gym. 253 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,279 Yeah, but I'll probably eff it up! 254 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,159 I'm not good with my hands, not like your dad. 255 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,679 Oh, yeah, you be careful. 256 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,359 My cousin Gerard, he fell off the roof when he was doing our loft. 257 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,479 Yeah. Landed on the barbecue, 258 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,759 got a shashlik skewer right through the thigh. 259 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,519 Missed his testicle by a whisker. 260 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,799 I would recommend him for your loft but, um, 261 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,519 he has flashbacks every time he sees a ladder. 262 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,319 And also, he's just moved to Canada. 263 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,919 Oh. Yes... 264 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,239 Oh, come for your high horse, Amanda? 265 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,519 Yes, you've done that joke, Mal. 266 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,760 Anne, could you give me a hand, please? 267 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,959 Yeah, yeah, I'd love to. 268 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,919 It's just, I do need to keep eyes on Darius, though. 269 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,960 Anne, leave him be! He'll tell you when he's ready. 270 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959 - I told my mammy everything. - Yeah? 271 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,359 First period, first shift, 272 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,999 the time I thought I broke my hymen on a see-saw. 273 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,959 If I asked Mummy anything personal, 274 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,840 - she just steered me to the Just Seventeen problem page. - Oh. 275 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,600 That's kind of sad, Amanda. 276 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,919 Yes, that's a bolster. Isn't it lovely? 277 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,159 It matched the blinds in my second spare bedroom. 278 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,399 It's, uh, silk from a kimono. 279 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,239 - Would you take 50p? - No. 280 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,360 Um, I was thinking more in the region of £85. 281 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,199 Mummy? 282 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,439 What are you doing here? 283 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,160 Oh. I decided I needed a clear-out after all. 284 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,879 How was the funeral? 285 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,759 It was a riot, Amanda. 286 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,479 No, it was bloody depressing. 287 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,199 I got away as soon as I could. 288 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,599 Just a lot of old people crying. 289 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,679 - Oh, Mummy. - Is this still drinkable? 290 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:33,440 Oh, I wouldn't, Mum. It's probably been in there... a while. 291 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,879 Who's the biftek hache on bao? 292 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,720 - Here. - Yep, thank you. 293 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,320 Got any ketchup? 294 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,919 Your parasol has crept into the thoroughfare again, Della. 295 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,959 - Does it matter? - Well, if everyone took an extra inch, 296 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,239 what do you think would happen? 297 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,359 Nothing, Anne. Nothing would happen. 298 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,959 Is there nowhere else you can stick it? 299 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,280 Oh, no, there is. 300 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,920 You're fecking kidding me! 301 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,480 Oh, wow! 302 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,199 - Having a good boot, Manus? - Yep. 303 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,239 I got some loafers for school, a burner phone. 304 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,000 Ooh, and... 305 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,879 ..an Eiffel Tower snow globe for Gangan. 306 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,199 Ah, nice! 307 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,360 I used to have one just like this. 308 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,599 Exactly like this, actually. 309 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,839 I got it off Ned's dad. 310 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,239 - I'm Ned's dad. - Oh. 311 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,279 Um... his other dad? 312 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,439 Payback. For the coffee. 313 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,880 Thanks, mate. 314 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,839 So, um, I found a working Acorn computer, 315 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,919 but Abs says I'm under strict instructions 316 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,319 not to bring anything home. 317 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,079 I think that's a brandy bottle. 318 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,239 Limoncello. 319 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,520 Oh, yeah. 320 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,959 That was in our hallway. 321 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,400 Abs wants to put up a photo wall of the kids. 322 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,919 There should be a hat for this. 323 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,999 Oh, is that what this is? 324 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,440 A tiny camel hat. 325 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,959 You know, have it. 326 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,359 You know what? Take anything you like. 327 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,319 We're just trying to reclaim some loft space. 328 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,719 Yeah, well, think of the space you'll save 329 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,600 - when you get rid of this. - Yeah. 330 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,639 Oh, Mal! 331 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,199 Mal. Mal, wait! 332 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,879 Can you open your van, because I need to put this back in? 333 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,319 Do I have to lug all your old shit home again? 334 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,319 Not sure there's any need to be quite so micro-aggressive. 335 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,520 OK. 336 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,519 - It's Morten Fry! - What? 337 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,159 Why does it have to be Fi and Della's kid? 338 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,359 That pair of booze pushers, they practically alcohol-poisoned Darius 339 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,999 and now he's going steady with their daughter! 340 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,799 Honestly, I think you should be relieved, Anne. 341 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,680 I mean, at least he's not an incel. 342 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,320 - Can you do this? I've done a lot of lifting today. - Yeah. 343 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,679 Darius, he needs boundaries. He's so suggestible. 344 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,319 I mean, they'll have him ballooning crack 345 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,399 before he's even sat his GCSEs. 346 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,479 Anne, those gals are just loosey-goosey, 347 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,839 that is the way they roll. 348 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,719 Don't be so uptight. Watch the corners, it's an antique! 349 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,160 - Can you lock up? - Yeah. 350 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,479 Amanda, darling, can you pass me that decanter? 351 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,599 I need a top-up. 352 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,079 Yeah, I mean, you have the baldies and the alkies 353 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,319 and the fatty gammons, that makes sense, 354 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:12,479 but slim women with great legs, no! 355 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,239 This death thing is out of control, Fi. 356 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,839 They're coming for the models now. 357 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,039 Honestly, babe. You've got to get into wicker. 358 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,079 Since I started this fruit bowl, I haven't thought about death once. 359 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,959 Well, it's all I can think about now. 360 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,519 I'm next on the list, I know it. 361 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,359 Can we please stop talking about death, Mummy? 362 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,999 Yeah, let's talk about life! 363 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,559 I bet your mate Bunny had a brilliant life. 364 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,319 - What was she like? - Hmm. 365 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,079 She was great fun, actually. 366 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,159 A real fixture of the scene. 367 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,319 I last worked with her in '98 on a Scholl shoot. 368 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,719 I never understood why she gave up. 369 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,919 She had a good eight years of modelling left in her. 370 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,639 Ten with a decent Factor 50. 371 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:52,639 But, no, she jacked it all in and opened a big cat sanctuary. 372 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,079 Oh, she had lions? 373 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,519 No, normal, small cats. 374 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,959 A big small cat sanctuary. 375 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,519 Oh. 376 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,199 Oh. That's lovely. 377 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,119 Gosh, you've got great taste. 378 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,599 Thank you. 379 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,119 You should follow me on the socials. My handle's Senuous. 380 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,279 Sensuous? 381 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,399 Senuous. S-E-N-U-O-U-S. 382 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,879 Oh, are you an influencer? 383 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,399 I see myself as more of a visual storyteller. 384 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,279 They're actually doing a feature on me in SoHaHighLife next month. 385 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,359 - Wow! - A pretty big deal. 386 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,959 - Yeah. - Oh! 387 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,119 - Love this guy. - Isn't it great? 388 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,679 - What a lot of fun. Oh. - So good, isn't it? 389 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,359 God, he'd look great in the corner of my kids' bedroom. 390 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,479 No, it wouldn't. Um, this is a focal piece. 391 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,799 You don't put horsey in the corner, you would build a room around him. 392 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,560 - Oh. - Yeah. - All right. 393 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,119 What would you let him go for? 394 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,400 - Ooh... - Go on. 395 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,119 - £125. - Oh, OK. 396 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:51,079 Or maybe... Sorry, more probably like £500. 397 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,599 Please don't finger my pouffe. 398 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,479 Yeah, I'll have a think about it. 399 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,799 Uh, Mummy, would you keep an eye on my stuff? 400 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,439 And if anyone wants to buy anything, just tell them I'll be back in a mo. 401 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,119 - OK. - You know, I'm with Bunny. 402 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,079 I couldn't wait to get out of fashion. 403 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,559 I mean, I don't regret it, I loved all the free shit, 404 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,919 but once we'd had Morten, 405 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,279 don't know, just didn't have the appetite for it. 406 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,639 There's more to life than clothes and after-parties. 407 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,440 Yeah. Is there, though? 408 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,399 Hi. Where's the tall, blonde posh woman that was here? 409 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,559 Oh, she'll be back in a jiffy. 410 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,399 I was hoping to buy the horse. 411 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,119 Oh, God, no, go for it. 412 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:35,279 Um, what shall we say, uh, 20? 413 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,599 20? Seriously? 414 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,359 All right, um, 15. 415 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,760 Great! 416 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,160 There you go. 417 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,000 Lovely! 418 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,159 Ah! 419 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,839 I never did like that horse. 420 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,720 Always felt it was looking down on me. 421 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,520 What's her problem? 422 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,640 She hates the Irish. 423 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,799 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Mummy, 424 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,839 where's my high horse - my horse horse... my horse? 425 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,519 Well, somebody bought it. 426 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,359 I thought you'd be pleased, now you're a minimalist. 427 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,959 What? 428 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,559 Who took it? 429 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,280 Mummy, which way did they go? 430 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,359 No, Darius just isn't ready, 431 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,799 I mean, he's only just learnt to clip his own toenails. 432 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,959 Morten is going to eat him alive! 433 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,639 It's fine, Anne. They'll go out and then they'll break up 434 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,119 and all the keepsakes that they collected when they were together 435 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,760 will end up being sold to some stranger for a quid. 436 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,839 Oh, Mal, what's wrong? 437 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,439 Abs is Marie Kondoing me out of her history. 438 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,479 That poster of the bus route between Abs' old flat and mine. 439 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,999 The limoncello bottle we drank the night I proposed to her. 440 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,399 This stupid money box we bought to save up for our honeymoon, 441 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,079 Abs kept raiding it to buy weed. 442 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,279 Mal, are you still in love with your ex-wife? 443 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,239 Are you mental? Have you met her? 444 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,999 Do you know she has an Uber rating of 3.6? 445 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,839 That's a red flag. 446 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,959 - How much for the loppers? - Um... 447 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,800 You know what, mate? Just take 'em. I don't care any more. 448 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,999 Guys, have you seen my horse? 449 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,359 - No. - No. 450 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,760 Oh, my God. 451 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,759 Hey! 452 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,359 Hey, excuse me. I'm sorry, that's my horse. 453 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,239 - My horse isn't for sale. - Oh! - Sorry! 454 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,999 No, but I've actually just bought it off your sister, so... 455 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,999 That's my mother and she made a mistake. I'm sorry! 456 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,599 Oh, bless her! But I have paid good money for this now, so... 457 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,399 Oh, you can absolutely have your money back 458 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,359 but, please, this really means a lot to me. 459 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,639 - It was actually the focal point of my old extension. - Oh, sweet! 460 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,439 - Yeah, yeah, it was, actually. Thank you! - But it's mine now. 461 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,079 - Oh, thanks for understanding. - So if you could just get off! 462 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,479 - You get off! - Get off! 463 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,040 Get off! 464 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,599 CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS Delete that! 465 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,959 Delete that. 466 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,199 I'm sorry, it's only bog roll. 467 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,360 I can't use that. 468 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,240 Give me your sleeve. 469 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,279 - OK. - You've much nicer things than that wooden pony, Amanda. 470 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,439 You don't get it, Anne. You're not a style obsessive like me. 471 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,599 You probably couldn't name, like, a single interior designer. 472 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,199 - Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen. - Exactly. - Well, there's a reason 473 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,520 - that horse was in storage for the last three years. - Yeah. 474 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,719 Because my ceilings aren't high enough. 475 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,439 No, it's because that horse belongs to the old Amanda. 476 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,760 I just don't know if I'm ready to give up on Regency proportions. 477 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,199 I miss Chiswick, Anne! 478 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,519 Yeah, but Chiswick doesn't deserve you. 479 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,999 You're the queen of SoHa now. 480 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,399 You're a big fish in a... 481 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,479 ..in an up-and-coming pond. 482 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,999 - Yeah, you're the new Amanda. - Yeah. 483 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,040 So much bolder, brighter, braver. 484 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,239 I couldn't do what you're doing, reinventing yourself. 485 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,519 Yeah. 486 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,160 Thanks for saying that. 487 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,039 You're like Madonna. 488 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,799 Not Madonna, Anne. She's, like, 70. 489 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,360 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. 490 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,760 What? 491 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,559 Darius! 492 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,320 Oh, my God. 493 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,239 - Darius is shifting Georgie! - Oh, my God. 494 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,479 Oh, thank Christ he's not with Morten! 495 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,759 Oh, Amanda. This is the best thing ever! 496 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,879 We're practically like in-laws now! 497 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,879 Yay! Aw, look. Tears of joy. 498 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,839 Yo, flogged all your hoes? 499 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,719 Um, done all right. People love an old tool. 500 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,700 Takes one to know one. 501 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,359 No, but seriously. 502 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,239 Listen, this is for you. 503 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,839 Anne told me you were a bit, like, cut up. 504 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,519 So I thought I should repatriate these to their rightful owner. 505 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,199 Right. Yeah. It's really not that big of a deal. 506 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,640 I get it, I do. 507 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,079 Abs is an amazing woman. 508 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,959 And after everything that happened... 509 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,239 I'm not quite sure what you... 510 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,679 I just want you to know I feel sick to my stomach about it, Mal. 511 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,799 No, I do, because I have to live with the fact 512 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,599 that I stole another man's wife! 513 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,519 - No, but you didn't. - You don't have to say that. 514 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,199 We'd been divorced for two years before you guys even met. 515 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,519 Oh, will you stop being the nice guy? 516 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,879 I don't deserve you. 517 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,560 If I could be one tenth of the man you are. 518 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,439 You even give amazing hugs. 519 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,799 I should move my car. 520 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,400 But, seriously, though... thanks. 521 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,479 - Ned! - What? 522 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,319 That's my stuff. 523 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,599 Oh! 524 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,200 My bad. I thought this was a bin. 525 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,679 - Did you get your big horse back, darling? - No. 526 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,519 I decided to let it go. Move on. 527 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,359 Mal's taken the rest of my stuff to the charity shop. 528 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,919 I'm fully embracing my simpleton lifestyle. 529 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,519 Turn that page. Start anew. 530 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,639 Yeah. Leave the past behind. 531 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,279 My old friend Bunny would approve. 532 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,599 Oh, Mummy. 533 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,319 But she had a great life, right? 534 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,159 Yeah, well, you know. 535 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,079 She died alone in a tiny flat, surrounded by cats. 536 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,519 I told you, it was a very depressing funeral. 537 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,240 But you do you, darling. 538 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,159 Who burnt this basket? 539 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,159 Oh, God. 540 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,039 Dels, babe. 541 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,680 I think I've found my calling! 542 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,920 - Oh. - I just bought it off that bloke for a fiver! 543 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,439 Yep. Lovely. 544 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,520 - Yeah! - Great. - I'm just going to chuck in the back of the car, actually. 545 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,080 Sorry! 546 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,399 So, have you worked for SoHaHighLife for long? 547 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,759 I'm, er, freelance. 548 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,840 Oh, cool. 549 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,719 - Oh, just tuck that... - Oh, behind? 550 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,760 Yeah. 551 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,839 Sorry, do you think I could get a glass of water? 552 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,960 Of course, of course. Absolutely. 553 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,360 I love your minimal style! 554 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,480 Thank you.