1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,119 Hey, everyone. 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,919 I know this is a bit of a departure from my usual Senuous 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,919 lifestyle content - but I just want to be real with you guys and talk 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,320 about something that's really close to my heart. 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,799 Cancer Awareness Week. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,199 Cos I think it's so easy to sweat the 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,279 small stuff, and just forget about what's really important. 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,519 Hey, everyone. 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,479 Um, I know this is a bit of a departure from my usual 10 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,839 Senuous lifestyle content but, um... 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,240 I just want to be real with you guys for a second, and talk... 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,079 I need my car! 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,399 My son has a laser tag party in Beckenham this weekend. 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,679 I don't even know where Beckenham is without my sat nav. 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,840 Are you all right? 16 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,599 My ex stopped paying for the lease. 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,319 Apparently having a Tesla is a luxury. 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,640 It's a humble EV, for God's sake. 19 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,519 What do I do now? 20 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,319 You could try getting a job. 21 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,319 I have a job, Mal. 22 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:07,759 I am the face and brains and body and hair of Senuous - 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,679 a rapidly growing Instagram start-up. 24 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,399 Well, you could try getting a job that pays in money, and not these 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,160 "wellness supplement shakes" that've been blocking my hallway all week. 26 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,520 See you later. 27 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,959 {n8}What's the matter with you? 28 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,359 {n8}Come on! 29 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,159 {n8}Yeah, but is it a Neelam, Diego? 30 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,679 It has to be a Neelam. 31 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,879 Ref, VAR! 32 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,839 Well, they've got to be in season somewhere on the planet. 33 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,359 Go back and ask. 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,599 Oh, God, our goalie is shite. 35 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,039 Oh, don't say that, Della. Her mum's a psycho. 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,400 Oh, shit, she's looking. 37 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,439 - Hey, guys! - Hey. 38 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,959 Everyone looking forward to Parents' Evening tomorrow? 39 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,959 It's my favourite evening in the afternoon the whole year. 40 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,119 Yeah. It's kind of like, erm... 41 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,479 ..Sports Day but for, er, for boffins. 42 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,159 Oi, Coach! What are we doing? 43 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,839 Right, guys, erm... 44 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,039 Anyone else want to try goalkeeping? 45 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,639 Hi! Sorry we're late. 46 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,039 The cab driver refused to drive across the grass. 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,519 And your card was declined. 48 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,119 Anyway, Della, I can thank you in person for the stiffie. 49 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,799 I was going to RSVP by post but now I can say it. 50 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,639 - It's a yes from me. - Great. 51 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,799 What's this? 52 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,239 - Oh, we're having a soft launch for Double Shin. - Ah! 53 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,519 So we're having a rehearsal lunch to iron out any of the glitches. 54 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,040 So you're inviting friends and family? 55 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,119 Yeah, I'd have invited you, Amanda, but I thought you were busy. 56 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,479 Yeah, thanks, Della. Yeah, no, I am actually. 57 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,599 - Yeah, that's what I thought. - Well, you thought right. 58 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,079 Because I am insanely busy right now. 59 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,999 Yeah, no, I'm in talks about a possible Senuous co-lab. 60 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,719 - What's a co-lab? - It means collaboration. 61 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,039 I always thought that co-lab sounded like co-labia. 62 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,039 No, it doesn't, Anne. 63 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,839 I was on Link-ed-din in for like, a second, and this big-shot 64 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,639 interiors firm just begged me for a meet at their flagship store. 65 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,959 Yeah, I guess it just shows what a thirst trap my brand is. 66 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,919 God, I'd hate to work for a brand. Too much hassle. 67 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,639 Oh, hold on, hold on. 68 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,279 Hello? Is it a Neelam? 69 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,519 No, Neelam. 70 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,999 Why do you keep saying Neelam? It's getting quite annoying. 71 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,839 It's a kind of mango. 72 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,400 - Jog on. - Rude. 73 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,759 Well, Amanda, this is an impressive CV, 74 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,959 but I'm not seeing any retail experience here. 75 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,439 Yes, just there. Hygge Tygge. 76 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,559 Oh. 77 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,399 - I just assumed that was a typo. - No. 78 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,839 That was my lifestyle store in Chiswick. 79 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,879 Our Insta page actually got a like from Amanda Holden. 80 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,799 - Well, your references look great. - Thank you. 81 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,159 I'm actually quite a humble person, 82 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,119 so writing about myself like that was a real challenge. 83 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,719 But, as it says in paragraph five, I embrace challenge. 84 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,279 You wrote your own references? 85 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,319 I've been my own boss for 15 years. 86 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,559 Which is one of the reasons why this co-lab is, yeah... 87 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,199 You keep using that word, "co-lab", but what does that mean? 88 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,040 Great question, Daniel, thank you. 89 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,599 Um, what does the word co-lab mean to me? 90 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,919 I guess I'm looking for a symbiotic relationship where 91 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,719 I draw on my skills as a social media entrepreneur 92 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,920 to complement your... 93 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,519 ..age-old knowledge of kitchens. 94 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,919 And bathrooms. I started in bathrooms. 95 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,879 Interesting. So you were... 96 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,679 ..Daniel Kichen's Bathrooms? 97 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,879 Yeah. Then moved into kitchens. 98 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,199 Hence why it's now Kichen's Bathrooms and Kitchens. 99 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,359 That makes sense. 100 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,759 But a lot of our business comes from waste disposal units 101 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,919 - and boiling water taps now. - Brilliant. 102 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,719 Maybe you could tempt Amanda Holden into a waste disposal. 103 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,519 Get her up on the wall of fame. 104 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,519 - You can make a lot of commission selling those things. - Ah. 105 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,359 You know what, I'm feeling a lot of synergy in this space. 106 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,440 In the words of Sir Alan Sugar, "You're hired!" 107 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,439 OK. Yeah. 108 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,239 YOU'RE hired. 109 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,280 Well done. 110 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,279 - Hiya. - Hi. 111 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,919 Yeah, they're really playing the first team here tonight. 112 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,599 Mr Atkins. Ms Patel. Miss Clacy. Mr Kovacs here on the back two. 113 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,760 Great news, guys. 114 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,559 Senuous is now official partners with KB&K. 115 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,639 What'd she say? 116 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,879 Amanda got her job. 117 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,679 Not a job, Fi. It is a co-lab. 118 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,439 Yeah. No, they basically bit my hand off to work with me. 119 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,879 The plan is co-lab this year then go PLC. 120 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,240 Then aim to float myself by 2030. 121 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,319 - What the hell was that, Anne? - It's the timer. You only get 122 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,759 three minutes with each teacher and they're actually 123 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,999 - very strict about it. - OK. - Welcome to Squid Games. 124 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,919 - It's a dystopian Korean TV show. - I know, Anne. 125 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,879 Loved your approach to expanding binominals, by the way. 126 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,559 Very nice, yeah. 127 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,039 Sorry, don't mean to fan girl too much. 128 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,999 It's just, um, I always wanted to try my hand at teaching myself. 129 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,239 I'm going to give Darius some additional homework over half term. 130 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,639 It's important he gets a good mark otherwise he'll have to 131 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,919 repeat the module. 132 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,359 He'll get there - he just needs a little help with that final 10%. 133 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,039 See? I'm already 80% there. 134 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,080 Jesus. 135 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,399 Thank you. 136 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,679 "Struggling"? 137 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,919 I just think he might benefit from you working with him 138 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,559 on his homework over half term. 139 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,999 - As you're an accountant. - No, he's the accountant. 140 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,799 - I'm a landscape gardener. - He's the biological one. 141 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,480 - Ohhh... - No, we ain't together. 142 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,639 No! 143 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,839 - I mean, I wish! - What? 144 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,799 God, punching a bit above my weight with this hunk! 145 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,159 I'm just the stepdad. 146 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,119 Yeah, so, I'm more than happy to tutor Ned over the half term. 147 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,599 No, no, no, it's cool. I can do this. 148 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,239 Course you can, mate. 149 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,799 Great kid. 150 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,079 Really good grades. 151 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:33,399 The only thing I would say is that she should show up to school more. 152 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,799 What did he say? 153 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,799 Morten's nailing it, babe. 154 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,959 Here - it's an invitation to our restaurant launch. 155 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,279 As an apology from Della for not being able to make it in person. 156 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,119 Aw, thanks, guys. 157 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,679 Did he just get an invite? 158 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,759 Hm? 159 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,879 I said she's easily distracted. 160 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,399 Well, I think that's the case for all teenagers, though, right? 161 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,719 - What with social media and hormones and... - Oh, my God. 162 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,919 - Yeah, she does have a boyfriend now. - Oh, my God! 163 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,119 Georgie just needs to find a little focus, 164 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,239 because it's starting to affect her schoolwork. 165 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,279 Right. Understood. I'm wondering if you think, um... 166 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,639 I'm sorry, but our session's over. 167 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,959 - Yes... - The buzzer's gone. 168 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,999 Sorry, just... No, "I've started so I'll finish"? 169 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,399 Next. 170 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,959 Yeah, I know. 171 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,799 That was quite frustrating. 172 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,399 But I think I'm going to take midterm off. 173 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,759 Do some Anne-rithmatic with Darius. But, hey, silver linings 174 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,840 because I've always wanted to be a maths teacher. 175 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,479 Well, I think you'll find you need a degree to be a teacher. 176 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,959 Oh, yeah, well, I have a PhD in Chemistry from Imperial, so... 177 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,360 Right. Not a degree, though, is it? 178 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,679 Excuse me, young lady. Where do you think you're going? 179 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,799 To the park with Morten. 180 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,999 No, no, no - you heard Miss Leary. You need to be studying. 181 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,079 That is what you're spending your half term doing. 182 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,999 What, because I'm so stupid? 183 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,080 God! I can't believe you called me stupid! 184 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,959 No judgment from me. 185 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,399 I've got to teach Ned maths all week. 186 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,959 Sorry, Mal, I don't have time for this, I've got a co-lab to get to. 187 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,000 Stupid bike. 188 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,199 Um, where's your helmet? 189 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,919 If it's a choice between brain damage and helmet hair, 190 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,760 I think you know where I stand. 191 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,639 - How you getting on, big man? - I don't get it. 192 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,079 - Why are these so hard? - All right. 193 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,839 Let's get this done and then we can go for a Five Guys, yeah? 194 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,039 All right. 195 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,639 4a... 3-3a, 196 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,719 2... something... 5, 197 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,359 exclamation mark. 198 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,319 This isn't a maths questions, this is a wifi password. 199 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,960 Right, let's have a look at the second one. 200 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,800 OK. Plan B. 201 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:02,599 Welcome to Maths Caaaaaaamp! 202 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,319 Thank you so much for doing this, Anne. You're a life-saver. 203 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,599 The more the merrier. Now come on, just about to get started. 204 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,760 All right, listen. Don't tell your mum or JJ, yeah? 205 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,359 Mooove! 206 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,600 - Christ! - You posh blonde idiot! 207 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,399 Good morning, Amanda. 208 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,639 - Daniel! - I was expecting you for nine. 209 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,879 Oh, I was aiming for nine-ish. 210 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,959 You try cycling from So-Ha to Ea-Wil with a mood board. 211 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,399 Right. Let me put down my thought collage, and then maybe you could 212 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,279 direct me to the best local roastery for a decent java. 213 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,679 Let's start with your shirt. 214 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,799 Um, my colour palette is very much spring-summer 215 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,559 and this is autumn-winter, Daniel. 216 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,640 It is pretty quiet today so do you want to start with some flyering? 217 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,719 Flyering? 218 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:02,279 Right, Daniel, flyering's not in my job description. 219 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,919 Did you read your job description? 220 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,720 - No. - Well, it is. 221 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:17,039 "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." 222 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,439 Not my words, guys, 223 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,200 but those of the late great Albert Einstein. 224 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,320 Here we go, boys. 225 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,920 You know what that is? 226 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,960 That's Euler's Identity. 227 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,079 Beautiful, isn't it? 228 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,199 Einstein was right. 229 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,480 That is poetry. 230 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,040 So, guys... 231 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,760 ..are we ready to make poetry? 232 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,639 How are you not getting this?! 233 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,319 OK, first you multiply them by themselves 234 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,119 AND THEN you add them together! 235 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,439 Jesus! 236 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,519 Right. 237 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,799 If we've to do it again, we'll do it again. 238 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,079 Work out the value of T 239 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,960 when P=4 and W=2. 240 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,079 What are you doing? You're supposed to be at home revising. 241 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,159 - Why are you wearing a vest? - It's a camisole. 242 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,359 - Don't change the subject. - I'm here to help Morten. 243 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,959 Yeah, Della sent me to go get her mangos for the restaurant launch 244 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,439 so, you know, she came with me. 245 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,719 Why are you in Willesden anyway? 246 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,879 Queen's Park borders. I'm meeting some of my team. 247 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,839 I like to get really under the bonnet when I co-lab. 248 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,639 Anyway, this isn't about me. You obviously can't be trusted, George. 249 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,479 - What are you doing? - I'm calling your grandmother. 250 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,199 She can help supervise you. 251 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,759 Why's that old man waving at you? 252 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,999 Hey! 253 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,639 Oh, men wave at me all the time. 254 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,360 - Hello? - It's my burden. 255 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,519 Amanda, can I have a word? 256 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,119 Yes! 257 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,599 Now I'm not going to have a go at you for taking your top off - 258 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,799 it's a very effective sales technique - 259 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,840 but I'm not paying you to stand around on the street gassing. 260 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,199 Do you know who that was? That was Della Fry's daughter. 261 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,679 - What, the chef? - Yeah. - What, you know her? 262 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,839 We're close personal friends. 263 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,119 Our daughters are basically sisters, we're so tight. So... 264 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,479 Here, do you think you can you get Della Fry to endorse 265 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,679 a Sinkliminator? 266 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,159 I mean, she'd look great on my wall. 267 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,239 Err, right... 268 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,280 Erm... 269 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,599 I don't know if that's something she'd really go for, Daniel. 270 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,719 Surely she'd do it for a close personal friend? 271 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,519 Yeah. I mean yes, yeah. No, I will, I... 272 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,160 That's something I will definitely mention to her, for sure. 273 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,160 Quick, let me in, it smells of buses. 274 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,799 I hear you're under house arrest. 275 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,719 So stupid. 276 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,079 What's this? 277 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,799 Selling Sunset. It's about Californian Estate Agents. 278 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,040 Oh, fantastic. 279 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,399 You'd probably learn more from them 280 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,040 than anything in a boring book, y'know? 281 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,039 - Hey, Anne. How's it going? - Great, yeah, yeah. 282 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,559 SO fun. 283 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,800 I think we're really getting somewhere, y'know? 284 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,159 There he is! Hey, slip me some skin. 285 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,279 Yeah. Going for gold. 286 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,639 All right! So... 287 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,640 - ..same time tomorrow? - Yep. 288 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,999 Oh, for God's sakes! 289 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,679 What are you doing?! 290 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,439 Oh, darling, I didn't expect you back so soon 291 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,639 Not cool, Mummy. I asked you to do one thing. 292 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,559 This may be an alien concept to you 293 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,639 but my daughter needs to be studying. 294 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,919 Not looking like a contoured badger. 295 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,399 - You're going to Anne's tomorrow. - Why?! 296 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,200 Gan Gan said you got three GCSEs and you're doing great. 297 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,599 6, 15, 24, 33... 298 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,679 Hey! 299 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,080 Eyes on me, yeah? 300 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,919 So the interval here is 9, but we're not starting with 9, are we? 301 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,039 So we would express this sequence as 9n-...? 302 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,919 - N? - No. 303 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,399 We've been through this. 304 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,639 It's 9n minus what... 305 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,760 ..is 6? 306 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,919 OK, it's 3! All right, OK? 307 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,199 Clearly it's 3. 308 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,999 The answer they're looking for is 3. 309 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,319 So the answer you need to write down, right now, is 3! 310 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,719 It's the nine times tables, less three! GOD! 311 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,559 Doesn't that feel good? 312 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,360 Actually answering a fecking question? 313 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,159 Enough is enough. 314 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,200 Question 28. 315 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,560 N=76. 316 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,119 - Question 29... - What was 28 again? 317 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,679 Keep up! I just want to finish this homework. 318 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,119 Question 30. 319 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,720 Four to the power of nine. Done. 320 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,480 Do not tell your teacher I gave you the answers. 321 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,360 Let us never speak of this again. 322 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,600 There is literally nothing this thing can't obliterate. 323 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,359 And just so you know, the chef Della Fry? 324 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,800 - We're talking to her about fitting one. - OK, thanks. 325 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,279 Oh. 326 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,799 - Fi. - Hi, babe. 327 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,959 Bit short notice, but do you fancy a lunch at Double Shin? 328 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,799 It's our soft launch today and there's a bloody tube strike, 329 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,999 so we just need bums on seats. 330 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,679 Oh, well, I'm very touched that Della asked for me personally. 331 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,759 Oh, er, just out of interest, Fi, 332 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,639 and obviously I can totally afford it but, er, is it free? 333 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,839 Yeah, yeah. Course. 334 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,879 Oh, great. Erm, OK. 335 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,919 Err, yeah, well, I will call you back in two minutes. 336 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,199 - No problem. - OK. 337 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,559 Oh, Daniel. 338 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,159 Daniel. Hi. Is it all right if I pop out for the afternoon? I've... 339 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,679 Sorry, you've got to man the shop. 340 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,199 Oh, well, I've got this incredible opportunity... 341 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,079 Yeah, look, I'm in St Albans all afternoon 342 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,639 quoting on a nursing home refurb. 343 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,439 Hey, Amanda. 344 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,000 Not happening. I got to go. 345 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,759 - Hello. - Fi! Hi. 346 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,320 Err, it's a yes from me. 347 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,839 Hi, Della. Hi! 348 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,559 What are you sniggering at? 349 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,679 Have you seen this logo? 350 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,199 Darling, that definitely says Double Shit. 351 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,479 Thanks for coming to our Double Shindigs. 352 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,199 - Yeah. Um, who designed the logo? - Oh, me. 353 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,519 I did a graphics course recently. 354 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,079 - Della really loves it. - Hmm. 355 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,159 I'm so sorry I'm late, guys. 356 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,799 Anyway, what's got two thumbs 357 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,439 and deliberately didn't have any breakfast? This guy! 358 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,839 I'm only here for the free drinks. 359 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,479 Fair enough. 360 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,279 - How was Maths Camp last week...? - Oh, so fun. 361 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,959 So much fun. 362 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,399 Tough, mind. 363 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,159 But fun. Difficult. 364 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,199 Yeah, rewarding, you know? 365 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,480 But tough. 366 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,119 - Daniel. - Do you want to tell me why the shop's shut? 367 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,439 Yes. OK... I can explain. 368 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,799 I don't want to hear it, Amanda. 369 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,839 Look, I don't think you should bother coming back. 370 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,999 No, Daniel. Wait, listen... OK, listen... The thing... 371 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,279 OK, the thing is, Della Fry called me 372 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,759 and I think we're in a really good position to get her to 373 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,479 endorse the Sinkliminator, and so I made an executive decision... 374 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,039 You're not an executive. You're my employee. 375 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,039 We're splitting hairs here, Daniel. 376 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,919 My point is, I think she's going to do it. 377 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,639 And so I popped out to seal the deal. 378 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,959 OK. 379 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,399 Fine, but... 380 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,959 I've actually got to go right now 381 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,199 because we are kind of mid pow-wow, but I will see you tomorrow, OK? 382 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,720 - Bye. Bye-bye-bye! - Amanda... 383 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,720 Yes, Chef! 384 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,959 I need more mint, Hector. 385 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,040 Yes, Chef. 386 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,599 Hey, gurl. Amazing launch. 387 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,679 I loved those mushroomy starter things. 388 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,599 They were baby rabbits. 389 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,999 Yum. 390 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,359 So... 391 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,159 Imma ask you straight - big shot to big shot. 392 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,799 You know how I'm doing this co-lab with this amazing boutique 393 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,879 - kitchen company...? - Are you trying to sell me something? 394 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,239 No, no! God, no. 395 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,199 I don't work in sales. 396 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,959 No, it's more of an endorsement deal... 397 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,199 Stop. No. 398 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,679 ..for this funky little gadget we have - it's amazing... 399 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,799 - I do not do endorsements. - It will cut through... 400 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,879 - I am not a sell-out. - ..anything. 401 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,679 - Not like Jamie "Sainsbury's" Oliver. - Obviously. 402 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,759 But I don't think putting your name to a genuinely life-changing 403 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,879 device that saves not just time but also landfill... 404 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,039 - 30 seconds to service, Chef! - Thank you, Ruben. 405 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,159 ..and I really think this is a very special product 406 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,639 and couldn't possibly be described as selling out... 407 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,760 Stop talking. I got to go. 408 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,840 Can I get somebody on the pass, please? 409 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,519 Thank you. Thanks, all. 410 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,799 Well done on being the best-fed free-loaders in Kilburn. 411 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,359 Welcome to Double Shin. 412 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,439 My new baby. The ethos behind this restaurant... 413 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,119 Listen, I just wanted to say big props on the whole maths thing. 414 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,359 Yeah? 415 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,999 Y'know, I read through his revision worksheets and they are great. 416 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,199 I just feel really bad that... 417 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,079 - Of course you're great at maths. - Yeah, don't worry about it. 418 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,879 Because this is the signature dish of Double Shin. 419 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,359 And excuse me for being a soppy goose, 420 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,679 - but this is a tribute to my incredible wife Fi. - Aww! 421 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,880 I couldn't do any of this without her support. 422 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,799 Yeah, so this, this is Neelam mango sorbet. 423 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,159 Which is Fi's favourite fruit. 424 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,159 And as tomorrow is our wedding anniversary, 425 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,239 I thought I'd propose a toast. 426 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,159 To Double Shin and my amazing Fiona. 427 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,959 Double Shin. 428 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,520 All right, all right, eat, eat, eat! 429 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,319 God, I love anniversaries. 430 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,559 Our next biggie will be, um, pearl. 431 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,919 But I can't imagine Chris giving me a pearl necklace. 432 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,960 Well, now we all can. 433 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,160 Shiiiiiit. 434 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,199 Are you all right, Amanda? 435 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,719 Yeah! Hey, no, I'm fine! 436 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,319 Are you all right? 437 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,759 I totally forgot it was our anniversary tomorrow. 438 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,999 And I've not even got her a card. 439 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,839 I think I can get her a box of West Country cheeses 440 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,679 delivered by tomorrow. 441 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,359 Or I could get her some craft ales? 442 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,280 Oh, I think we can do better than that, Fi. 443 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,520 But I will need a little favour. 444 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,440 Mmm. 445 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,119 Are you ready for your present? 446 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,559 Ready! 447 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,200 Thanks, babes. Aw. 448 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,680 - Oh. - Do you like it? 449 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,480 Do you have the receipt? 450 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,400 - Yeah. - I don't know what this is. 451 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,200 "We have reason to believe... 452 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,720 "some children caught copying each other's... 453 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,320 "Please come for a meeting at 12..." 454 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,680 Oh, shit. 455 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,240 Oh, shit! 456 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,280 Shit! Shit! 457 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,999 - Amanda? - Mummy, hi, yeah. 458 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,839 I just got a message from the school about a meeting at midday. 459 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,679 Yeah, and I can't leave my co-lab. 460 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,239 I thought you were your own boss. 461 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,599 Yeah, no, I am my own boss, 462 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,359 but I've got a really important meet with, um, a big hotel 463 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,279 - and... - OK. - Please, Mummy. Go to Georgie's school for 12 o'clock. 464 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,280 - Oh, do I have to? - Yes, bye. - Really...? 465 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,319 For the umpteenth time, can you not use your phone on the floor? 466 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,359 It was a family emergency, Daniel. 467 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,439 Well, you've obviously got time on your hands, 468 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,399 so can you shift that grout? 469 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,920 All right. 470 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,160 Oh, dammit! 471 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,600 Oh, God! 472 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,679 Oh, hello, Amanda. 473 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,679 I didn't know you worked here. 474 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,440 I don't work here. 475 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,559 Of course I don't work here. 476 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,559 No, um, no. Just browsing around myself. 477 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,479 - You're wearing a uniform. - Yes. 478 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,199 No, I can see why you would think I worked here. 479 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,079 But I don't. 480 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,159 I don't work here. 481 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,640 I co-lab, but I'm mainly in the head office in, um... 482 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,039 ..Mayfair. 483 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,440 - Amanda! - You shifted that grout yet?! 484 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,839 Fine, yes, I work here, Della, yes. 485 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,839 So... I'm just doing this till Senuous takes off. 486 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,800 You don't have to tell me how hard it is to launch something. 487 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,879 - You're skint. - Hm. 488 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,479 - You're desperate... - Well, I wouldn't say I'm desperate. 489 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,399 Your car's been repossessed, your ex is a cock, 490 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,399 and he's dumped you in it financially... 491 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,199 We actually have a really incredible relationship for exes... 492 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,359 Yeah, well, what I'm trying to say is that I think that what you're 493 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,320 doing is pretty impressive. 494 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,360 Thank you. 495 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,160 The fuck is that?! 496 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,359 So, I'm just saying that, erm, coincidences do happen. 497 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,519 But all three of them got exactly the same answers wrong. 498 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,759 I can explain. 499 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,119 I think that my knowledge... 500 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,919 ..of maths got the better of me. 501 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,799 And I may have helped Ned a bit too much. 502 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,000 - No, don't beat yourself up, mate... - No, no, no, no. 503 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,200 - I can't let you do this. - You can. 504 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,879 It wasn't Mal. He had nothing to do with it. 505 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,839 It was me. I'm the cheat! I'm the liar. 506 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,039 What's going on? 507 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,040 I thought teaching maths would be easy. 508 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,759 But it is so hard. 509 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,039 Amen to that, sister. 510 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,119 I just started filling out a few answers, y'know? 511 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,639 And then one thing led to another and I don't know what happened. 512 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,119 Just... 513 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,759 Before I knew it, I was filling in the whole thing 514 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,839 Oh, God. 515 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,999 I don't see what all the fuss is about. 516 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,079 They're all going to be fine. It's just a stupid maths test. 517 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,920 - That's not helpful, Mrs Sanderson. - That's not helping. 518 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,240 Hey, JJ. 519 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,279 I'm sorry. 520 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,719 I just... 521 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,119 I think, if I'm not doing the day-to-day tricky stuff 522 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,239 with Ned then what am I? 523 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,199 I'm just a guy that takes him to the zoo and hands out 20s. 524 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,919 I feel like a weekend dad, and weekend dads are shite. 525 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,039 Come off it. 526 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,279 I'm just "the stepdad". 527 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,679 The lamest of all the dads. 528 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,279 I'm like a bad cover version of you. 529 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,359 I'm like the Westlife version of Uptown Girl to your original 530 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,639 Billy Joel. 531 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,999 No! 532 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,799 You're Beyonce's version of Blackbird. 533 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,040 That is a banger. 534 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,239 Do you want me to take over the maths homework? 535 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,919 Fuck, yes, please. 536 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,160 Thank you so much. 537 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,480 Well, that's not real. 538 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,959 How was the meeting at school? 539 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,799 Oh, Georgie got a detention for copying. 540 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,439 I mean, pfff. 541 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,119 Honestly, the fuss they made. 542 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,439 What do you mean, "pffff"? 543 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,319 Don't pff that, Mummy. 544 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,840 This is important. 545 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,439 What's got your knickers in a twist now? 546 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,039 I have just been sacked from a job selling waste disposal units 547 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,719 in a burgundy airtex. 548 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,639 Oh, my God, that's awful. 549 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,519 Why on earth are you doing that? 550 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,759 Why? Why! 551 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,039 Because I am not qualified to do anything better, Mummy! 552 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,159 I've only got three GCSEs. 553 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,719 Oh, I suppose that's my fault? 554 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,639 Yes. It is your fault. Because the only things you ever made me work on 555 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,199 were a killer backhand and toning my legs. 556 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,319 Being good at tennis is an excellent life skill. 557 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,559 I'm not arguing that, but I want more for Georgie. 558 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,439 I don't want my daughter to fail her exams 559 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,760 because no-one could be bothered to help her. 560 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,400 Where did she go? 561 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,200 See, nothing to worry about. 562 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,040 I was a single mother too, you know. 563 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,440 Well, your father went skiing a lot. 564 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,119 Fine, maybe I could've been a smidge more hands on. 565 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,799 I'm sure you can find a way to make it up to me, Mummy. 566 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,960 Yeah. 567 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,560 I've come to get my mood board back. 568 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,279 And my co-lab. 569 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,119 Why would I give you your job back? 570 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,879 Cos I'm damn good at it. 571 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,679 And I'll be even better, Daniel, if you'll just let me fly. 572 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,119 I need a sales assistant, Amanda, not a seagull. 573 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,960 And also because I am bringing you a big new client. 574 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,400 - Who's Felicity Sanderson? - It's Mummy. 575 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,719 And she wants a complete new kitchen. 576 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,600 Including a fizzy water tap. 577 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,519 Why are you making it so hard? 578 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,679 It's obviously an irrational number. 579 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,199 That's the whole point of the exercise... 580 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,959 You know what, forget it. Forget it. 581 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,040 - What's Anne's number? Let's give her a call. - What?!