1 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:18,930 Time for a story. 2 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,450 'Cause sometimes, 3 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:24,190 people need reminding of things. 4 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:28,200 Help him remind the people who you are. 5 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,680 The choice is yours. 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,160 Evolve... 7 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:33,200 ...or die. 8 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,160 SHADOW: I guess I believe in him. 9 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:38,470 I wanna believe in you. 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,340 MR. WEDNESDAY: Zorya Vechernyaya... 11 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,650 Do you know how beautiful you look? 12 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,610 Your tongue is a wicked thing. 13 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,870 Nobody's ever complained about my tongue. 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,660 MR. WORLD: I can't sell war without my best salesman. 15 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,750 Find Media... 16 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:08,500 Let them know what real sacrifice... 17 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,720 ...feels like. 18 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:16,640 -WOMAN: Shadow! 19 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,420 MR. WEDNESDAY: Is this what it takes? 20 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,340 Is this... what it takes? 21 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,710 My name is Mr. Town. 22 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,150 Where am I? 23 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:08,160 No, the question, Shadow, isn't "where." 24 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,510 It's "why?" 25 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,400 This is not good. 26 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:40,540 There's... much to be done. 27 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:44,890 The bell must ring. Mirrors covered. 28 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,590 Windows opened. We must sprinkle the holy salt- 29 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:50,630 Czernobog. We will summon the next Zorya. 30 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:52,680 Votan! 31 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,160 You let the dust of the old star 32 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,860 slip right through your fingers, huh? 33 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:04,170 There are no more believers left for Zorya. 34 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:07,610 So there will be no more life for her. 35 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:11,090 But I know a new star 36 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:14,130 will soon rise from the horizon. 37 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:18,620 And the hound's gate will rest 38 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,920 -in the hands of this newborn star. 39 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:24,140 We must pray that she's up to the task. 40 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:26,670 If not, 41 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,240 this country will be barren of believers. 42 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:33,550 First a whimper, then a crescendo. 43 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:35,980 You will have your vengeance, my friends. 44 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:39,770 - When my hammer swings, 45 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,730 -the earth will tremble... 46 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,250 ...the mountains will break, and the ocean will rise, 47 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,560 and our enemies will be banished 48 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:51,780 to the deepest darkness of the nine hells. 49 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:53,780 Votan... 50 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:57,870 this country... is no good. 51 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:03,880 You have your war, Grimnir. 52 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,970 Mama-ji, you hear the battle cries. May I count on your blades? 53 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:09,190 You brought the fight to my doorstep. 54 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,370 I have no choice but to resume the lopping of heads, 55 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:15,850 drinking of blood, and liberating of souls. 56 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,370 That is, if I can swap my weekend shift with Arjun. 57 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:22,940 - Hey, what's the plan? 58 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,380 This is so stupid. We're wasting time. 59 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:30,820 Oh, let 'em lament. 60 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,260 Shadow was taken. 61 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,650 We don't have time for a fucking wake in a parking lot. 62 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,260 Might be no coming back for that one. 63 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,350 Yeah, no shit. She's dead. 64 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:44,920 Dead does not seem to be as final as you are implying. 65 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:50,580 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you in Mitchell, at the Corn Palace; 66 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,710 ask for Old Iktomi. 67 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,370 To what end? 68 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:56,890 Gungnir. 69 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:01,980 Gungnir? 70 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,680 His fucking spear. 71 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,390 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy to fetch your fucking spear for ya? 72 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:16,130 What do you plan to do about Shadow? 73 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:19,040 He'll be fine. Great battles require great preparation. 74 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:21,740 And sacrifice to you. 75 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:24,400 You don't give a shit about him. 76 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,400 Oh, I very much give a shit. 77 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,180 Just have faith in your man. 78 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,530 My favorite Tammy Wynette song. Shotgun! 79 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,970 Oh, now Spiderman's ridin' with ya? 80 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,320 You keep givin' away my fucking seats. 81 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,630 What happened to our arrangement? 82 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,670 Well, you two make such a great pair, 83 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,680 it seems a shame to split you up. 84 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,420 And Laura seems to feel Shadow needs saving, 85 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,200 so go help save Shadow. 86 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,290 I will not be dyin' in battle over Shadow fucking Moon. 87 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:52,990 A problem of your own making. 88 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:56,860 You are the biggest, most unlucky leprechaun 89 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:59,740 -I have ever met! - Bugger off! 90 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,950 Bugger yourself off, bitch! 91 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,140 What a cunt. 92 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,630 Allahu Akbar. 93 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:10,980 Do you need money? For the bus? 94 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:13,200 - I'm coming with you. - No. 95 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,290 Where Wednesday wants me to go is dangerous. 96 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,340 Then why risk your life for him? 97 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:20,990 Allah would not want you to sacrifice for Wednesday. 98 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,650 I believe in what I'm doing even if you do not. 99 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,340 I believe in you. 100 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:28,130 And that belief is what you need. 101 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:31,300 Let me help. 102 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:52,720 You're not coming with me? 103 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,020 Nope, I'm goin' with my coin. 104 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,980 Grimnir's takin' up arms. 105 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,160 That means there's a battle at hand. 106 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,940 And you're fucking crazy if you think I'm going to war without my luck. 107 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,300 Well, I guess you should steal us a car, then. 108 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,080 You do the pickin', I'll do the pluckin'. 109 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,000 If you get in my way, 110 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,090 the gods are gonna be planning your funeral. 111 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,700 Best they already are, love. 112 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,920 Best they already are. 113 00:10:56,870 --> 00:11:00,310 MR. TOWN: We couldn't find any records 114 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,960 of any family 115 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:07,230 other than your mother and your late wife. 116 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,190 You know what that makes you, Shadow? Hm? 117 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,540 Just another bastard. 118 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:19,200 A nobody. A nobody who went to prison 119 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:24,330 for a botched casino heist and aggravated assault. 120 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,550 Now... 121 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,600 I know they had guns on your wife. 122 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:39,610 So, does that make the career criminal a- a good guy? 123 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,090 Although, not quite good enough, apparently, 124 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:47,960 because you couldn't keep your wife 125 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,440 from sucking your best friend's cock. 126 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,360 You want to stay in your lane. 127 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,970 You're one tough motherfucker, Shadow Moon. 128 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,240 I'll give you that. 129 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,980 Is that why Cargo needs you? Hmm? 130 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,630 I don't know who the fuck Cargo is. 131 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:22,040 He calls himself All-Father. 132 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,040 -Grimm. 133 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:29,920 He goes by the name... Wednesday. 134 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:36,880 And you, my friend, you've been traveling with him for weeks. 135 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,410 I'm just a bodyguard, okay? 136 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,540 He doesn't tell me anything. 137 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,890 Let me ask you a question. When somebody... 138 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,330 when somebody tells you to rob a casino, or a bank, then you do it. 139 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:56,380 When someone tells you to join the Old Gods in a secret war against the New Gods, 140 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:57,550 then you do it. 141 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,950 You are always just going with the flow, Shadow. 142 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:05,340 And I need to know, why? Why the fuck is that? 143 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,390 Hmm? 144 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,310 Curious spirit. 145 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,270 It could be, Shadow, 146 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,970 that you have forgotten how to tell the truth. 147 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,220 Now that's a mighty woman with a torch. 148 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:57,140 She was a Roman goddess. Libertas. 149 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:02,530 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free." 150 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,100 France gave her to the founders, 151 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,930 same as they gave democracy. 152 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,630 And pulled America's butt out of the fire in the Revolution. 153 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,980 We've paid 'em back. 154 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:16,420 You're not French, Shadow. Don't forget that. 155 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,030 Yeah, a home, I don't know. 156 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,470 I had to leave to spread her message. 157 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,510 So, why is this my first time back? 158 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,170 Her dream isn't for us. 159 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,610 Liberty can't help but judge us by the color of our skin. 160 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,000 The history we remind them of. 161 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,220 Doesn't have to be like that. 162 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,090 Scientists call it hormesis. 163 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,700 A little bit of poison to make you stronger. 164 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:47,100 Your light is strong, my beautiful son. 165 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,280 I don't think I'm gonna like it here. 166 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:55,890 MOTHER: One summer. 167 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,500 Then we're back on the world tour. 168 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,400 You know, you could show a little gratitude every now and then. 169 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,620 -Might improve your luck. - I don't believe in luck. 170 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,360 -I don't. I'm an atheist. - Ugh. 171 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,150 God, is a fairy tale for grown-ups. 172 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:38,060 Well, you're in the fairy tale now, aren't ya? 173 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,540 He is definitely moving. 174 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,420 Turn here. 175 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,160 You things are not gods, by the way. 176 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,600 You're made by people. 177 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640 People who need answers 178 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,470 and they're too fucking lazy to look for them themselves. 179 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,260 I mean, who the fuck ever needed a leprechaun? 180 00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,740 You take and you take and you take 181 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,430 and what do you give back to people? Nothing. 182 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,310 You are monsters under the bed, just fucking with human lives. 183 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,000 Pot, kettle, black! 184 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,440 And God didn't fuck up your life; you did a great job of that all by yourself. 185 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,440 Well, it was my life to fuck up! 186 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,530 Indeed it was, and you fucked the shit out of it, didn't ya? 187 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,710 Fucked up your husband's life as well. 188 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,970 Got him sent to prison. 189 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,320 And then, when he was payin' his penance for you, 190 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:24,150 ya sucked all over his best friend's knob. 191 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,590 I don't know what kind of syphilitic time period 192 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,590 spawned leprechauns, 193 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,510 but in my world, infidelity does not warrant a death sentence. 194 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,160 Where I'm from, it's the greatest sin. 195 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:40,340 -To betray your sworn true love is the crime of a coward-- - Cow. 196 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,180 You're welcome. 197 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,540 LAURA: Fuck! 198 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:36,310 It's unfortunate that none of your compatriots 199 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,230 were moved by your pitch, Queen Bilquis. 200 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,750 It was beautiful. Elegant. 201 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,490 Everything that you are. 202 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,840 Your attack will only work against you. 203 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,590 Make it easier for Odin 204 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:53,420 to convince those who were on the fence to join his cause. 205 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,380 The Old Gods will scatter, 206 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:00,030 hiding their heads in the depths. 207 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:05,210 Only to sprout anew and find me waiting. 208 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,820 The way to kill Wednesday's hydra 209 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,300 is to lasso their necks 210 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:15,480 and chop them all at once. 211 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,570 Miss and they will come back stronger. 212 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,880 The ghost of Zorya Vechernyaya knows 213 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,620 that Mr. World doesn't miss. 214 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,460 I have no place on your battlefield. 215 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:39,330 - Love is the most powerful weapon of war. 216 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:43,730 War tears lovers asunder. 217 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:52,910 Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, 218 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,780 but only so they may never meet. 219 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,610 I will not fight for you. 220 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,140 The Old Gods see you as a traitor. 221 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:11,540 Complicit in the death of their kin. 222 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,970 And you shun the gods of progress, 223 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,330 so I wonder, 224 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,980 if you don't choose a side, 225 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,810 will you be trampled by both? 226 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,180 Damn it. 227 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,660 You gonna fold that or fuck it? 228 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,320 I'm gonna fuck it. 229 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,030 Aaah! 230 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,780 You know, Mr. World wants to know why 231 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:21,560 Mr. Wednesday has put so much trust in a petty con man. 232 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:26,570 Why Mr. Wednesday would bring a nobody like you 233 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,870 into his tribe. 234 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:33,230 He doesn't tell me anything. 235 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,900 The awakening man was on the way to himself. 236 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,640 Is there a book that you haven't read? 237 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:57,640 A good book is a loyal and constant friend. 238 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,470 Jerry and I might... 239 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,610 grab a drink later. 240 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,780 You know, he has bad taste in music. 241 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,870 How do I look? 242 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,010 Age appropriate. 243 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,800 If you go outside, Bushwick has territories. 244 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,150 Not every place is the same place. 245 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,020 Love your light, my beautiful son. 246 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,640 ♪ Yo man, give me that microphone and sit down ♪ 247 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,510 ♪ 'Cause a brother like me is known to get down ♪ 248 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,680 ♪ So get up on the rhyme and you'll find it's designed ♪ 249 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:24,690 ♪ To give sight to the blind and enlighten the mind... ♪ 250 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:43,140 Hey, I'm Shadow. 251 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:45,620 Are you guys from around here? 252 00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:49,970 You talk funny... 253 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:54,020 ...like a white boy. Where you from? 254 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:55,800 France. 255 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:57,070 France? 256 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,810 Yeah, Europe? 257 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,810 Bitch, I know where France is. 258 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,810 You think I'm stupid, huh, white boy? 259 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,380 You think you're better than me? 260 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:06,860 Yo, I'm not white. 261 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,430 Man, you should've stayed your bitch ass in France. 262 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,100 You best stay in your lane. 263 00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:44,550 I'm gonna need a lot more than this to keep me from beatin' your ass. Huh? 264 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:23,670 MOTHER: Those boys and those cops, they want the same things we do: 265 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,940 to be valued, to matter in this world. 266 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,030 And to feel some love. 267 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:31,550 But they don't even know me. 268 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,900 They think they do. 269 00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,950 Their whole life they've been hearing a story about who you are. 270 00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:40,040 And you're the enemy in that story. 271 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:43,260 One who will take what they have. 272 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,300 Keep them from getting what they want. 273 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,310 But that's not me. 274 00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:48,790 It doesn't matter. 275 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,010 Most things people believe about the world are lies. 276 00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,930 But you know the truth of who you are, Shadow. 277 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,930 Yeah. Not all of it. 278 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,810 He's dead. 279 00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:10,160 Who was he? 280 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,030 Dead and gone, nothing to miss. 281 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:34,090 ♪ ...say you are my ♪ 282 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,570 Come on. 283 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:39,180 -Come on. -♪ Adorable one ♪ 284 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:42,670 Come on. 285 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,190 - You had a drink with Jerry. 286 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:48,450 I don't need to be drunk to dance with my son. 287 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:51,020 ♪ I can say ♪ 288 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,420 ♪ You are my ♪ 289 00:25:57,330 --> 00:26:01,380 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 290 00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,490 Jesus, woman, are there any flies in the state of Wisconsin 291 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:25,710 that aren't flocking to ya? 292 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,230 Just change the fucking tire. 293 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,240 - Ah! Fuck! Get it off! - I'm trying! 294 00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:35,760 - It's on my fucking foot! - I'm trying! 295 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:37,110 - Pick it up! - I'm trying! 296 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,950 Fuck! 297 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,130 You better stop lollygagging. 298 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:54,700 Otherwise, Shadow's better off savin' himself. 299 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,040 I'm lifting an entire car. 300 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,870 Yeah? Last week, you could've lifted 301 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,570 an entire fuckin' elephant! 302 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,050 Two fuckin' elephants if my nuts are the judge. 303 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,100 -Hang on. 304 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,880 All right. Let 'er down. 305 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,420 - Can you not? - What? 306 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:26,900 Hover over me like a vulture. 307 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:30,030 Pffft! 308 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,210 I wasn't. 309 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:36,040 Just relax, okay? You'll get your fucking coin back. 310 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:38,650 Either I fall apart and you take it from me, 311 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,090 or I get my life back 312 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,310 and I will gladly cram it down your throat. 313 00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:47,180 If you truly want your life back, 314 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,790 I might have another option for ya. 315 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:56,190 There's a devil in the French Quarter of New Orleans. 316 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,980 Haven't seen him in a donkey's age. 317 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,460 Yeah, there was also a woman in Kentucky. 318 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:03,290 None better with the spice of life than the old Baron. 319 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:05,330 And that's a good thing for me? 320 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,250 Price'll be steep. 321 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:10,210 How badly you want it? 322 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,900 I will literally do anything. 323 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,520 After we get Shadow. 324 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,010 This motherfucker asked me if I want something to eat. 325 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,880 And then he gets in the car 326 00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:37,060 with a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 327 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:55,950 Where'd the chicken go? 328 00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:58,690 Oh, it was so good. Thank you for that. Thank you. 329 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:01,340 - You ate it all? - Mm-hmm. 330 00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:13,750 Media! Oh, Media! 331 00:29:13,830 --> 00:29:16,310 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 332 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:20,490 All this normy noise is making me itch. 333 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,450 Hey! I see you. 334 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,630 Come on. Mr. World wants you. 335 00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:32,370 "We can't drive into the future using only our rearview mirror." 336 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,380 No shit. Come on. Get in the car. 337 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:42,040 Twentieth century is ancient history, 338 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,390 like the faces you wear. 339 00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:47,170 Bowie and Marilyn and I Love Lucy. 340 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:51,650 They are so fucking retro. And art? Art is irrelevant! 341 00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:57,400 - Art is the most valuable means of insight into the direction of our collective purpose. 342 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:01,190 -You're looking for insight. 343 00:30:01,270 --> 00:30:03,840 FEMALE VOICE: The appetite for distraction is infinite. 344 00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:06,410 You're looking for insight. 345 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,370 MALE VOICE: I can choke them with trivia. 346 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:10,280 Drown them in passive pleasures, 347 00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:13,370 and devastate their spirituality with baby talk. 348 00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,810 Wednesday scared the shit outta you 349 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,680 so now you're back in school. 350 00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:22,160 FEMALE VOICE: There is no distinction between education and entertainment. 351 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,170 I am adapting, learning to survive. 352 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,430 If I go back empty-handed, 353 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,910 he'll downvote my ass to obsolete! 354 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,430 I will not launch before I'm prepared. 355 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,910 World needs you back, right now! 356 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,650 Get your incomprehensively aggravated-- 357 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:37,000 MALE VOICE: Good-bye. 358 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:45,140 Fatal flaw. 359 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,150 Underestimating me. 360 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,500 You think you can ghost in my machine? 361 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,940 I am mankind's greatest achievement. 362 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:58,980 I am the compass rose. 363 00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:03,770 I am fucking binary. 364 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,160 Without me, shit don't spin. 365 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,210 You can't hide, so lick your wounds, 366 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:14,390 strap on whichever do makes you feel the mostest, 367 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,090 put your face on, and come out! Come out! 368 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,610 Mr. World needs you. 369 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:27,710 Do not make me hunt you. 370 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,580 Out of respect, 371 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,110 I'm gonna give you a minute. 372 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,200 Good talk. 373 00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:50,380 Fuck! 374 00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:05,400 PA: Dr. Kacinszky, please report to Oncology. 375 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,570 Dr. Kacinszky to Oncology. 376 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,410 It shouldn't be too much longer. 377 00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,370 I know. It's been a long day. 378 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,590 The test should be back soon. 379 00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:25,240 Thank you. 380 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,700 You make it look like magic. 381 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,310 That's the funny thing about magic. 382 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,450 It takes years of practice. 383 00:32:57,670 --> 00:32:58,880 For most people. 384 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:01,640 MOTHER: No. I don't want him to live in the States. 385 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,780 There's nothing here for him. 386 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,740 But I raised him around the world. 387 00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:17,750 I am fighting! I've been fighting every day of my goddamn life! 388 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:21,840 I don't know how much longer I have. 389 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:24,580 MAN : Hey, hey! 390 00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:26,450 Where do you think you're going?! 391 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,190 Yo, speak English, motherfucker. 392 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,350 This isn't who you are. 393 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,000 The kid was getting beat up. 394 00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,480 He needed help. I was just trying to protect him. 395 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:26,220 You were looking for trouble. 396 00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:32,580 It doesn't matter where you are. 397 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,670 You're here now. 398 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,760 If you put anger out there, it will come back tenfold. 399 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,460 -You're different. 400 00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:45,810 There's a light in you that is stronger than anything else. 401 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,720 I don't feel it. 402 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:48,900 It's there. 403 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,030 How do you know? 404 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,040 I gave it to you. 405 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,220 I give it to you every day. 406 00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:23,410 Can you speed it up? I can barely see him. 407 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,460 What do you usually drive? Horse and buggy? 408 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,980 Says the corpse who flipped an ice cream truck. 409 00:37:28,070 --> 00:37:29,370 Oh, my God. 410 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:35,770 Oh, yay. 411 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,250 This'll be fun. 412 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,640 He's going so fast. 413 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:41,910 Way too fast to be in a car. 414 00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:45,650 I'll survive the turnover. There'll be pieces of you all over the road. 415 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,480 LAURA: Aah! 416 00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,710 What the fuck?! 417 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,460 How does a road just end? 418 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,890 Graveyards are full of flowers. 419 00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:55,460 Yup. 420 00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:59,070 Just another dead girl in a field. 421 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,270 So, you're just gonna lie there, then? 422 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:31,230 I think the worms are calling. 423 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,670 This is bollocks. 424 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,200 What? 425 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,240 I thought we were going to save somebody. 426 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,030 We can't just give up because the fucking road ends. 427 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,770 How the fuck am I supposed to catch him? 428 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:46,860 I can't save him if I can't catch him. 429 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,300 What if I told you I had a shortcut? 430 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:56,000 I'd say you were a piece of shit for holding out on me. 431 00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:58,700 Is that how you ask for a favor? 432 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:00,780 What's your shortcut, please? 433 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:05,830 It's a little bit like the backstage. 434 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,010 But a lot smaller. 435 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,710 It's a place I can hide things. 436 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,880 Be a tight squeeze getting through there with your manky hide but I can try. 437 00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:16,020 If it's that important to you. 438 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,630 Okay. Yes. It is. For Shadow. 439 00:40:24,070 --> 00:40:25,110 Alright, then. 440 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,680 -Close your eyes. -Why? 441 00:40:28,330 --> 00:40:29,330 Think about your man. 442 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:34,080 - How does this work, exactly? 443 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,250 We're goin' through the horde. 444 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,220 Quit your squealin'! 445 00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:50,270 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 446 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,880 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that shit... that shit is messed up. 447 00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:55,710 Oh, your horde is so messed up. 448 00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:57,840 What the fuck? 449 00:40:57,930 --> 00:40:59,150 Fuck. 450 00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,060 Oh, he's on a train. 451 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,690 Fuck off. 452 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,610 You know, you could try a little gratitude every now and then. 453 00:41:29,790 --> 00:41:30,960 Might improve your luck. 454 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,500 I work for the Gods. 455 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,380 They gave us penicillin and streaming porn 456 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,160 and aircraft carriers that circle the globe. 457 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,120 You're siding with the relics who, quite frankly, 458 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:03,170 don't deserve an ounce of your faith. 459 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,000 You've been drifting since your wife passed away 460 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,520 and trust me when I tell you there are dangerous men out there 461 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,700 who prey on marks just looking to be saved. 462 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,480 I don't need saving. 463 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:15,920 You sure about that? 464 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,360 Okay. One more question for you. 465 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,020 There's a man in Chicago. 466 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,200 He had a big cup of hot chocolate in the morning, with marshmallows. 467 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:34,200 And then he went to bed. 468 00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,120 And he dreamt of snow. 469 00:42:40,290 --> 00:42:41,820 And when he woke up... 470 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,430 ...it'd snowed. 471 00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:50,210 How'd that happen? Hm? 472 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:54,440 It didn't. 473 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,700 It did. 474 00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:13,720 Grown up fast this summer. 475 00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:17,110 It's not what I wanted. 476 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:29,170 I don't want you to go, Mom. 477 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,340 Hey. 478 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:32,740 You think I do? 479 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:37,260 I don't know how to live here... not without you. 480 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:42,400 Be polite. 481 00:43:43,530 --> 00:43:45,100 Respectful. 482 00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,580 When you feel the hate and the pain, 483 00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:50,840 let it make you stronger. 484 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,060 No matter how dark the world gets, 485 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,020 your light will always be shining. 486 00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:11,730 Oh, God. Oh, God... 487 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,300 Where's your coin? 488 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,130 Oh! 489 00:44:44,330 --> 00:44:48,510 ♪ I can say ♪ 490 00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:53,470 ♪ You are my ♪ 491 00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:58,560 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 492 00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:02,170 ♪ I'm talking to you people everywhere ♪ 493 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:09,050 ♪ I can say ♪ 494 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:14,180 ♪ You are my ♪ 495 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:19,100 ♪ Adorable one ♪ 496 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:25,200 ♪ Oh yes you are Listen... ♪ 497 00:45:26,070 --> 00:45:30,200 ♪ You are be... ♪ 498 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:34,550 ♪ Beyond compare ♪ 499 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,250 ♪ You are ♪ 500 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:45,690 ♪ The answer to my my my prayer ♪ 501 00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:50,870 ♪ That's why I can say ♪ 502 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,880 ♪ I want to hold you and know that you're mine ♪ 503 00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,930 ♪ Oh oh yes you are ♪ 504 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:03,580 ♪ Yes you are ♪ 505 00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:06,190 ♪ My adorable one ♪ 506 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:09,150 ♪ And another thing I want you to know ♪ 507 00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:11,500 ♪ There will be ♪ 508 00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:17,070 ♪ No tomorrow ♪ 509 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,690 ♪ If we part... ♪ 510 00:46:42,710 --> 00:46:43,930 Betty. 511 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:47,580 Betty the Barbarian. 512 00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:51,370 You were forged from blue-collar sweat 513 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,760 in the heartland of a forcibly Christian land. 514 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,680 You are not what you came into this world as 515 00:46:57,770 --> 00:47:00,990 but instead... a berserker... 516 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,990 and worthy of a berserker's honor. 517 00:47:06,470 --> 00:47:07,600 Oh, hell, no. 518 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,210 You are the standard of my world. 519 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:12,780 Though it might not be your way, 520 00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:16,440 I honor you in the most holy way that I know. 521 00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,090 The looming locomotive 522 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:22,100 is the flaming arrow that soars through the heavy air 523 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:25,140 from the bow of a Viking king. 524 00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:28,930 Let it strike you true and light your path 525 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,410 to Valhalla. 526 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:31,930 Valhalla? 527 00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:35,240 Ain't nobody going to fucking Valhalla! 528 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:37,890 -I'll see you in Cairo. 529 00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:41,240 You will dine at the table of the Hooded One. 530 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,030 We will meet in your reincarnation. 531 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,560 Be proud, Betty. 532 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:53,260 Be proud. 533 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,380 -Hey! 534 00:48:27,290 --> 00:48:29,080 I'm gonna fuck you up! 535 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,210 Missed. 536 00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:39,040 Missed again. 537 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:42,350 Strike three. 538 00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:04,680 Smile. It's just a bit of fun. 539 00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:38,450 You see this? Hmm? 540 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,450 This coin is a token of a relic 541 00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:44,150 who is unworthy of your belief. 542 00:49:45,630 --> 00:49:48,420 Come on over to the winning side, Shadow. 543 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:52,810 Or stand there and continue to play the loser. 544 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:53,960 I had to save you. 545 00:51:13,590 --> 00:51:15,680 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 546 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,160 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 547 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:20,380 ♪ Black Betty had a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 548 00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:22,420 ♪ Black Betty had a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 549 00:51:22,510 --> 00:51:24,690 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 550 00:51:24,770 --> 00:51:27,040 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 551 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,210 ♪ Whoa Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 552 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,390 ♪ Whoa Black Betty Bam-ba-lam... ♪ 553 00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:33,560 ♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 554 00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:35,700 ♪ Lookee yonder, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 555 00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,700 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 556 00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:40,140 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 557 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:42,360 ♪ Lookee here, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 558 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,440 ♪ Lookee here, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 559 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,580 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 560 00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:48,710 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 561 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,060 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 562 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:53,190 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 563 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,190 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 564 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,280 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 565 00:51:57,370 --> 00:51:59,460 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 566 00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:01,590 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 567 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,720 ♪ Yes it's Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 568 00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:05,860 ♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 569 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:08,250 ♪ Lookee yonder Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 570 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:10,510 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 571 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,520 ♪ Coming down, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 572 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,650 ♪ Lookee here Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 573 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:17,090 ♪ Lookee here Black Betty Bam-ba-lam... ♪ 574 00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:19,260 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 575 00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:21,260 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 576 00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:23,440 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 577 00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:25,530 ♪ Black Betty got a baby Bam-ba-lam ♪ 578 00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,530 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 579 00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,660 ♪ She got two babies Bam-ba-lam ♪ 580 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,750 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 581 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,190 ♪ The damn thing gone crazy Bam-ba-lam ♪ 582 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,280 ♪ Yes it's Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 583 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:38,450 ♪ Yeah Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 584 00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:40,590 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam ♪ 585 00:52:40,670 --> 00:52:42,940 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam ♪