This afternoon we're all going to watch someone talk about being an adult
and the important things adults do in the community, OK?
Now, l want you to listen. This is very, very important.
Right, say hello to Armando, the great adult.
Woolah! !
(Hooter)
A road atlas of the British lsles and behold - Birmingham!
From the motorway layout, it looks like you can easily skirt round Birmingham,
but always remember, these motorways are always badly clogged with traffic
so always add an extra 40 minutes to your journey time - trabada! !
Time for a song.
Let me do it for you first and then we can all join in.
♪ There are five pins in a new shirt
♪ Remove them all and it won't hurt
♪ lf you forget your collar
♪ You're bound to holler
♪ There are up to five pins in a new shirt ♪
OK, all together now.
(All) ♪ There are five pins in a new shirt
♪ Remove them all and it won't hurt
♪ lf you forget your collar
♪ You're bound to holler
♪ There are up to five pins in a new shirt ♪
Mazazza! !
(Hooter)
With a damages claim form, be prepared for insurance companies to be sticky
about what you can and cannot claim.
lt affects your claim if you don't have a smoke detector in your house.
And remember, claim forms must be in within six months of the blaze.
There are people who can advise you on this - learn their numbers - mababa!
This is how to pack a suitcase for a two-day business trip to Europe.
What you've got to squeeze things into a very small space,
or decide what not to bring in the first place.
Later on, l'll show you how to fold a suit without crushing it.
Orlando in Florida is good for holidays because there's lots for children to do.
You don't want to go to places that just have art galleries and museums.
- lf the kids don't enjoy it, you won't. - (Hooter)
A lot of responsibilities go with adulthood.
That's the message l'm trying to get across today.
Being an adult is a responsible business.
lt's a serious business. lt can be hell, all right?
l want you to know that. lt can be hell. OK?
So, enjoy your youth.
Does anybody know what this is?
lt's called bubble wrap. You need to know the name of it,
so you know what to ask for, and it's for packaging, not for popping.
No, only joking - adults like to pop it as well. Let's all pop bubble wrap, come on.
Pass it up to the back. Here you go - pop away.
This is to show there is a fun side to being an adult,
as well as an important practical side.
Remember what l was telling you earlier
about how you must oil your lawnmower every two years - shaza! Thank you.
Goodbye. Thank you.
Armando, the great adult. Did you enjoy that?
l nearly forgot, you can take some of this from my magic box of hair.
(All) Eurgh!
Thank you very much. Anybody want some hair?