1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,188 - Jake here's the man. - Hey, hey, hey! 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,880 - lt's an honour, man - The honour's all mine. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,638 - l've heard about you. - Thank you. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,399 - What was it you worked on? - ''Anal Adventure''. 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,990 - Who could forget? - l haven't seen it yet. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,873 Let me introduce you to your co-star, Tina. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,116 - Hi. - Oh, Tin-a! 8 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:23,630 - Thank you! - Am l taking care of you or what? 9 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:27,719 - l've heard so much about you. - We're gonna be great together, l know. 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,308 Yeah, Felony Cock - my God! 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,668 - The man! - Yeah, man! 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,360 - Let's go through what we're doing. - OK. 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,870 You'll be in the shower, right - door open, steam pouring out. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,151 You'll come through, she's cleaning, you'll see her from behind. 15 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,431 You'll take her over there and have her every which way - 16 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,873 bit of A, bit of O, bit of CC and then you're gonna spurt all... 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,958 Wait, wait, wait, you mean you see me naked? 18 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,310 - Yeah. - With my clothes off? 19 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,908 - Yeah! - No, l don't think so. 20 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,439 You don't what? 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,950 - l don't take my clothes off in my movies. - l didn't... 22 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,877 This is a fucking porn film! 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,835 - l know, but l feel uncomfortable. - We want you to be comfortable. 24 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:14,033 - ls it me? - No, we'll be wonderful together, 25 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:19,109 l just don't wanna work that way - no piss play, no DP, no S&M, 26 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,913 no B&D, l just don't work that way. 27 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,033 - l'm uneasy with all this bare flesh. - l'm sorry about this. 28 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,913 This is a goddamn porn film! 29 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:34,034 You want a hard on? l'll give you a hard on, but you're not seeing my hard on. 30 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:38,711 - l want my audience to have a hard on. - They will if it's more real. 31 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,152 Who's gonna believe that this maid comes into my room, 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,512 and l have sex with a beautiful young woman? Who's gonna believe that crap? 33 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,713 - Anyone that's watched other films. - Man, don't you read your own script? 34 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,833 l'm struggling with a relationship with my wife - why would l jeopardise that? 35 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,794 We gotta find a reality - gimme a reason, gimme a need. 36 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,071 - The script needs some tweaks. - Tweaks?! 37 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,716 What do you suggest? 38 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,912 We have to find some kind of reality in our relationship. 39 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,951 - She's a maid, right? - Yeah. 40 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,149 Um, so, um... 41 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,712 maybe it's, um, a..... 42 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,515 - a clean... thing, a cleaning thing. - Cleaning. 43 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,074 - Cleaning, l can... - Yeah, yeah, go, go. 44 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:26,955 So maybe you've got this um, this... thing about cleaning. 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,913 - A need for cleaning, a need. - A fetish, a need. 46 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:35,433 A strong need. Not a fetish, why do you have to make it dirty? 47 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:39,678 - lt's an emotional need. He's in pain. - OK, but he likes it, huh? 48 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,917 Yes, he gets enjoyment from it - it's solving his pain problem. 49 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,112 He has a problem with his wife. That's how we work. 50 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,949 - Find the pain for the character. Go. - Right, OK, so... 51 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:56,197 ...he's found his centre of pain in his shower and... he cleans it, right? 52 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,833 l'm cleaning in there... 53 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,350 And she's cleaning his centre of pain in here. 54 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:06,110 This gets at the essence of eroticism, if you'll pardon the expression. 55 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,434 - Yeah. - Right. 56 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,235 We're bonding, we're bonding, right, from mutual need. 57 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,478 What's going on in your past life, honey? What's your centre of pain? 58 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,718 What's your need to do this cleaning? Have you thought about that? 59 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,308 - And then we come together, you see? - Right. 60 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,228 OK, well, let's um, James, shall we try and shoot it that way? 61 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,839 Yeah? Great. 62 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,154 - All right. - OK. 63 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,157 - lt's your money, boss. - You betcha. 64 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,111 - OK. - Come on, everyone. 65 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,994 Room service. Oh, l didn't see you there, Mr Cocker. 66 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,918 That's all right, this room could use a clean. 67 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:44,636 - Let me make it extra nice for you. - OK, don't mind me, l'll shut the door. 68 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,835 Make sure you empty the waste basket. 69 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,915 OK. 70 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,550 Now get the vacuum cleaner out of the closet. 71 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,868 Good. 72 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,398 OK, it's going on. 73 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,708 Um... 74 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,550 um, basically, he's just... getting her to clean the room. 75 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,272 Yeah. 76 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,675 Yeah. 77 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:17,920 We can cut out some of the cleaning and edit in some stock sex footage. 78 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,109 Great! 79 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,198 lf you think it's necessary. l don't. 80 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,197 - No? - Do you? 81 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,791 - No, no. - All right then. 82 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,278 There we go. Nice, sweetheart, a-ha! 83 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:41,157 Here's the man, yes! You gorgeous hunk of manhood. Oh, yes! You were terrific. 84 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:46,957 Did we get a scene or we get a scene and is this room clean or is it clean? 85 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,069 lt's clean. 86 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:52,557 Could we do another take? She missed a spot. l'm sorry, honey, it's me. 87 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,557 - Have you got film? - Sure. 88 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,797 - Do you mind? - OK, everyone, let's do one more.