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(DRILLING)
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Has he gone off?
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He's on his way.
I think he quite likes the drilling.
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Aw, bless.
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Look at his little face.
He is so beautiful.
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Aren't you beautiful?
Ooh, give us a kiss.
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It's still not too late
to change his name, you know.
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Mam, I've told you,
I am not changing his name.
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But what sort of a name is Coolio
for a little lad?
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It's his name.
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- You stick to your guns, Telle.
- Thanks, Dad.
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I think you should call
the next one Doddy, after Ken Dodd.
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- Don't be stupid.
- Well, you frigging started it.
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My nana said she wanted you
to call him after her dad.
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Hey, we are not calling him Adolf.
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(GIGGLING)
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I hope me mam's all right.
They should be down by now.
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She looked terrified last night.
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I know. Wasn't the most
convincing acceptance
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of a marriage proposal I've ever seen.
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I think when he picked her up
and carried her out the back,
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It was supposed to be like
An Officer and a Gentleman.
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More like
Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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It spoilt it a bit when they
had to come back for her wheelchair.
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Are my nana and granddad married now?
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No, they aren't,
and he's not your granddad.
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Not yet.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Martin, can you try again?
They can't still be engaged.
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They said they'd let us know
when a room became available.
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I double-checked they had our number.
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Oh, it's switched off.
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We shouldn't be staying here at all.
We paid for the hotel in Altea.
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They made the double-booking,
it's their fault we're here.
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Any real man would have told them that.
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Do you really think I want to be here?
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Watching the man you have an affair with
strutting around like a peacock?
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It wasn't an affair.
It was a moment of madness.
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Yes, well, I'm pretty
bloody mad myself right now.
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Well then, I suggest you get on
the phone and get us out of here.
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- Hola!
- Fuck off.
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It's a shame I don't really tan.
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My mother was the same,
white as a sheet she was.
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Your granddad didn't let her answer
the door on Halloween
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because she used to
frighten the kiddies.
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Mum, I'm trying to get these finished.
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How many are you gonna have to do?
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I don't know, 30, 40.
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You'll get writer's cramp.
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Our Pauline said she had that.
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That's why she didn't write to me
when they were in South Africa.
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Or was that writer's block?
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No, I think that's the one
Jeffrey Archer had
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when he were in prison.
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Or was it that he didn't get
writer's block in prison
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after thinking he might?
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I can't remember
which magazine it were in.
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Mum, you're frying me brain.
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Oh, your father used to eat brains.
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I'm going to give these out.
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Lamb's brains.
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They were fried as well.
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(COUGHING)
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Ooh, look, Brad and Angelina are up.
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Oh, yeah, I wonder if we'll
be invited to the wedding.
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I'd rather suck out my eyes
with a vacuum cleaner
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and replace them with hot toffee apples.
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I'll tell them to put us down
as not sure.
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Hey, do you want to go out
for some lunch today?
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"Nero's all you can eat
Italian buffet, €8."
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No. A free mystery meat burger
near the pool
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will make my life complete
for today, thank you.
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Here you are. Mystic Maureen, Capricorn.
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"Your mind is clear, your emotions calm.
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"And this will help you to make
the right choices for yourself
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-"and people you care about."
- Aw.
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"A handsome stranger will make you
an attractive offer you cannot refuse.”
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GEOFF: How are you, lads?
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Arm-wrestling competition
near the pool at 1:00.
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€5 entry, winner takes all.
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Bloody hell, she's good, ain't she?
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Move!
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Well?
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- Still engaged.
- Oh, for goodness sake.
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Hiya, arm-wrestling competition at 1:00.
€5 entry, winner takes all.
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Hey, lads, do you want to enter
an arm-wrestling competition?
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Well..
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You can't say
there's nothing to do here.
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Dear God in heaven.
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Kate, where are you going?
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(YAWNING)
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Hiya, Mel
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Morning, mam, did you sleep all right?
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No, we were up half the night.
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I think Mel's done his back in.
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Ooh, spare us the gory details, will ya?
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Don't be disgusting.
It was carrying Madge up the stairs.
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Should have known,
I've always had a weak back.
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Jesus, how weak is your back? She only
weighs about three stone wet through.
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Started as a twinge at the base
of me spine when I went to bed.
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And, during the night,
it was more of a dull ache.
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Right.
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And this morning, it had turned
into a persistent, nagging pain
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that moved right up to me shoulders.
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Yeah?
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No, it's like being constantly stabbed
by a thousand hot knives.
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Right.
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Do you think
you should see a doctor, Mel?
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No, I'm not one to complain.
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Right. I'm going to get meself a brew.
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No, don't worry about us,
we're fine, thanks.
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Ah!
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- Did you have a nice lie-in?
-"Nice lie-in"?
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With him snoring like a pig next door
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and banging about in the bathroom
till all hours?
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You must be joking.
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I think he's got haemorrhoids.
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Ugh!
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Your father was the same. The hot
weather always used to bring 'em down.
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Did you have
a good talk last night, mam?
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Sweats as well.
Comes out of him in buckets, it does.
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Apart from his back,
the sweating and his piles,
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I think you've got yourself
a real catch there, Madge.
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(MICK CHUCKLING)
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Never trust a man who sweats,
they've always got something to hide.
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So when are you getting married, nana?
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Telle, take Michael to go
and play on the swings.
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I don't want to play on the swings,
I want to stay here and see Mel's piles.
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MICK: (CHUCKLING) No, you don't.
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Come on, mam,
let's take the baby for a walk.
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Good idea.
I could do with stretching me legs.
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Don't strain yourself, Madge.
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MADGE: Bugger off!
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(MICHAEL GIGGLING)
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you, darling.
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Geoff. Geoff. Come here, son.
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What are you doing?
I'm trying to organise everything here.
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Ay, we've got €55.
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Well, nice one. Give us it here.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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Nothing.
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What do you mean "nothing"?
Why have you moved all the chairs?
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You are not allowed to do this.
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We're having an
arm-wrestling competition.
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Shut up!
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What competition?
You cannot make your own competition.
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She's only joking.
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- But we've already taken people's money.
- For Christ's sake!
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You cannot make
arm-wrestling competition here.
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I bring the manageress.
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Hang on. Hang on, mate.
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There's nearly €100 here.
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€5 per entry, winner takes all.
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You let us have the competition,
you can enter for free.
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- Winner takes all?
- If you win it, you get the lot.
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Wait here, I get a better table.
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- Where's the lid?
- Do the chairs.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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- It's Big Donna.
- Oh, any news?
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"You and Jacqueline
greatly missed last night.
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"A session with the MSA,
Middlesbrough Swingers Association,
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"was resounding success.
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"New members Edith and Eddie Gibson
are very much into anal.
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"So that's two more for our
September Bottoms Up evening."
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Ah! Smashing!
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"Good news, Alan's glasses turned up
in the Nardini's hot tub.
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"Bad news, Keith Barclay's
homemade lubricant has stripped
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"the leather off my three-seater.”
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Oh, dear.
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- Another screaming orgasm?
- Oh, yes.
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Here you are, mam.
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He's got an evil look, that child.
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Mother, that's your great-grandson.
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Your Uncle Douglas had that look,
and he murdered a man.
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Lug-less Douglas?
He was deaf and only had one eye.
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- Who's he supposed to have murdered?
- Oh, they covered it up.
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He drowned a man in Medley Street Baths
for borrowing his soap.
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Oh, turn that buggy round,
he's giving me black looks.
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Mother, I won't tell you again.
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Thank you, love.
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So, what's going on with Mel?
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What do you mean, what's going on?
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Well, last night when he asked you
to marry him and you said yeah,
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- you didn't mean it, did ya?
- Of course I meant it.
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Why would I say yes if I didn't mean it?
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But, mother, you've just spent
half the day moaning about him.
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I don't know,
there's something about him.
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I just don't think he's right.
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Of course he's not right.
He's off his bleeding nut.
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So why are you going to marry him?
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Because it may have escaped your notice,
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but I've not exactly got offers
coming out me ears.
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I need someone to look after me.
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I thought I looked after you.
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I can hardly compare you to him.
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He's a successful businessman with five
shops and a static caravan in Lytham.
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What have you got?
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This tea is cold.
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I'll get you another.
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Come on!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(CROWD BOOING)
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Come on, big guy! Come on!
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Come on! You can do it! Come on!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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MAN: Come on! Come on!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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You were putting me off!
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(WHOOPING)
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MICHAEL: Come on, granddad!
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(GROANING)
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Come on!
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Come on, granddad!
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Ah!
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No, me back's gone.
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MAN: Yes, yes! Come on, come on!
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Hola!
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- What do you want?
- I like you.
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I like a woman with...
How do you say? Spunk.
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Look, I know it's not going to be easy,
but the past must remain in the past.
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I'm flattered that you still hold
a torch for me, but I'm a married woman.
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What happened between us last year
was a moment of madness, nothing more.
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- Last year?
- Yes, last year.
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We have met before?
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You mean you don't even remember?
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I am a busy man.
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My God! You're an animal.
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So, you want to eat
some Spanish sausage or not?
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Now I remember you.
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Come on, Martin!
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Come on, Martin!
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Keep going, Troy. Keep it going.
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Come on!
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KATE: Yes!
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Sorry, I didn't hurt
your hand there, did I?
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No, really, I'm fine.
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Come on, out of the way.
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- Right, you're in the final
- Poor thing.
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- Martin, you've beaten four people.
- I know.
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- You're in the final.
- Surprised you noticed.
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Okay, second semi-final,
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The Oracle, that'll be me,
versus Potato.
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- Mateo.
- Yeah, whatever.
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00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,752
Me and you, semi-final. Bring it on.
248
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,191
Let's do this properly, huh? Follow me.
249
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,469
Fat boy!
250
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,074
CROWD: Ooh!
251
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,760
MICK: Come on, Michael,
let's see where he's going.
252
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,950
Not a bad cup of tea that
considering they're foreigners.
253
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,559
(WHEEZING)
254
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,398
Not in front of the baby, mother.
255
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,670
He doesn't understand about cigarettes.
256
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,279
I don't mean you setting a bad example,
257
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,630
I'm talking about passive smoking.
258
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,320
Passive smoking is just a myth.
259
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,479
It's like them people who say
going on sunbeds is bad for ya.
260
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,635
Well, it is.
261
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,230
I've smoked since I was 16 and I've been
using sunbeds since the mid-'80s
262
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,795
and look at me, picture of health.
263
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,990
Yeah.
264
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,830
(SIGHS)
265
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:53,830
Right, let's get shifted. I didn't come
all the way to Spain to sit indoors.
266
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:59,273
Mam, what I said about Mel,
I've got nothing against him personally.
267
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,437
I just want the best for ya.
You know that, don't you?
268
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,517
I know you do, darling.
269
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,554
And believe me, I'm well aware
that Mel is by no means the best.
270
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,437
But he'll do for me.
271
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,710
Come on.
272
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,559
I wonder if they do pile cream out here?
273
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,834
(ALL CHEERING)
274
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,831
Come on, big fellow! Come on!
275
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,032
- Looks pretty good.
- Oracle, come on!
276
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:38,910
Come on, Son, keep going.
Just push harder than him.
277
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,713
I know how to do it.
278
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,196
Sorry, son, I'm just
trying to be helpful.
279
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,879
You're not helping.
280
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,035
- Hey, excuse me, love.
- Out of the way!
281
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,912
- Non-players off the green, please.
- Get out!
282
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,838
Get off me, will you?
283
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,670
MICK: Come on, lad!
284
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,553
The Spanish will never win,
his technique is all wrong.
285
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,240
If you're such an expert,
how come you got knocked out?
286
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,796
I did better than you, knocked out
in the first round by a bloody woman.
287
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,558
Yes, we're sorry about that,
288
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,150
but my Jacqueline's always had
strong wrists, haven't you, darling?
289
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,634
Oh, yes.
290
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,836
- Come on!
- Come on!
291
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,875
Come on, Potato.
292
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,560
Go on.
Go to your mommy, you big, fat baby.
293
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,433
I'm not a baby, I'm a dragon!
294
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,471
(ALL GROANING)
295
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,277
All right, sit down.
296
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,914
No, no, illegal move!
297
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,156
Illegal move!
You used both hands at the end!
298
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,193
Don't be an idiot.
You're the loser, deal with it. Next.
299
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,556
Hey, mate, you're in the final,
who do you think won?
300
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,389
Well, there's no doubt in my mind
who I'm in the final with.
301
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,234
Shall we?
302
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,509
CROWD: Ooh!
303
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,873
Well, thanks a bunch, pal.
Nice to see us Brits sticking together.
304
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:06,679
Hey, wait a minute, this is not fair.
He's had a rest. I need 10, 15 minutes.
305
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,393
(CROWD LAUGHING)
306
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,749
(CROWD JEERING)
307
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,109
Siesta!
308
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,830
Right, you don't want to wrestle,
forget it. I'm okay to go again.
309
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,913
(CROWD LAUGHING)
310
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,550
Look, will you give me that?
311
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,830
Okay, okay, I fight.
312
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,720
- Come on, Martin.
- Come on, lad.
313
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,114
After you.
314
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,355
Oh, you're back.
We were gonna send out a search party.
315
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,710
MEL: Excuse me, lady coming through.
316
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,751
Here, me darling. Front row seats.
317
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,473
Thanks, Mel.
318
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,749
GEOFF: Right!
319
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:55,273
This is the grand final of the Benidorm
Arm-wrestling Competition, 2007.
320
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,879
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
321
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,149
England
322
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,839
(ALL CHEERING)
323
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,959
versus Spain.
324
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,115
(ALL BOOING)
325
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,197
- Boo!
- MATEO: Boo you!
326
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,356
- Henry Cooper once said...
- Get on with it.
327
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,472
All right, all right. Lock hands.
328
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,232
That's not nice. That's not nice.
329
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,755
Take the strain.
330
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,154
(GRUNTING)
331
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,315
And wrestle!
332
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,793
Come on, Martin!
333
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,032
- Martin! Martin! Martin!
- Martin! Martin! Martin!
334
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,996
- Martin! Martin! Martin!
- Martin! Martin! Martin!
335
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,918
KATE: Come on, Martin!
336
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,640
Yes!
337
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,276
Hang on, hang on. His elbow left
the table, surely that can't be right.
338
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,720
- Elbow!
- That's not right!
339
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,955
That's cheating!
340
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,198
Your elbow left the table,
you're disqualified.
341
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,835
You dirty, twisting, Spanish bastard!
342
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,759
All right, mam, sit down!
343
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,676
No, no, let's go again.
344
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,473
- You what?
- Let's go again!
345
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,318
I don't want to win by default.
346
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,397
Are you stupid? You've won.
347
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,512
Martin, Martin,
take the disqualification.
348
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,029
Yes, it is the only way
you're going to win.
349
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:26,473
Why don't you take
the dissiqualification, Martin?
350
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,230
Not on your Nellie.
351
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,720
- All right, come on.
- Come on, Martin!
352
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,319
Let's get on with it.
353
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,874
- Come on!
- Come on now, Martin!
354
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,277
- Come on! Come on, lad!
- Come on, Martin!
355
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,836
The excitement's unbearable.
I hope it lasts.
356
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,230
Take the strain.
357
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,353
And wrestle!
358
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,109
Come on, Martin.
359
00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:02,236
(SCREAMING) Come on!
360
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,918
- Come on, you can do it!
- Come on!
361
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,919
Does the winner get to sleep
with your wife?
362
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,192
(SCREAMING)
363
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,549
Yes!
364
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,989
Bravo, diva! Bravo, diva!
365
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,233
Waiter, waiter,
get us some drinks, please.
366
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,120
(OINKING)
367
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,880
Here you are. Well done, son.
368
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,836
Come on, we're going upstairs.
369
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,394
(KATE GASPS)
369
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:52,860
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