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Florence is so wonderful
this time of year.

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You agreed to come here.

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I know I did. I'm just saying Florence
is particularly beautiful

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this time of year.

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It's particularly expensive and all.

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We could be in the Bargello Museum now.

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I don't go on holiday
to look round stuffy museums.

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It's not as crowded
as the Uffizi or the Accademla.

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You've got the Renaissance works,
Donatello's St George...

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And of course, there are the glazed
terracottas of Luca Della Robbla.

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That reminds me. There's a Chinese Elvis
on at the Dog's Bollocks bar tonight,

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if you fancy it.

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DONALD: Good morning.

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- Hiya.
- Hello.

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Donald and Jacqueline from last year.

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We haven't really spoken properly
since you arrived.

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Yeah, well, your luck's got to run out
at some point.

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- I'm sorry?
- Nothing.

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- Are you enjoying your holiday?
- Well, we were.

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Yeah, smashing, thanks.
Are you off home?

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- No, no, we're going on a trip.
- Oh.

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We wondered if you'd like
to come with us.

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- Oh.
- No, we're all right here, thanks.

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You could have too much culture
in one day, can't you?

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We're going to Alicante
to see a bullfight.

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Oh! Dad, I want to see a bullfight!

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Please, please, please.
Can we go, please?

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- Oh, come on, misery guts, let's go.
- Yeah. Please, dad, please.

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You can forget it!

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There's five of us, and when Davros
and Dr Who surface, that makes seven.

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- I'm not made of money.
- It's all free.

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Right, come on.
Let's get all our stuff together.

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Honestly, you're tighter than
a fly's ass, you are.

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Right, come on.
You take that, I'll get towels.

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- Telle, we're going to see a bullfight.
- Oh, God.

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Come on, son. Coach leaves
in 15 minutes. I want to get changed.

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- I don't think I'm going to bother.
- You what?

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<i>Yeah, I think I might just chill out
round the pool, do you know what I mean?</i>

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Well, I thought we were going together.

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Mum, I'm 37.
We don't have to do everything together.

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Back off. Give me some space.

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Okay.

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- What time will you be back?
- Oh, I have no idea.

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But you'll be back for tea?

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Well, I don't know.
How long does a bullfight last?

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It might not finish till late.

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I'm not having me tea on me own.

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<i>I thought we didn't have to do
everything together.</i>

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool.

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- I might take a walk into Benidorm.
- All right, see you later.

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Yeah, might go to a club and get pissed,
meet some lasses, whatever!

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(GURGLING)

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Why didn't Coolio's dad
come on holiday with us?

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'Cause we didn't invite him.

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- I've never seen Coolio's dad, have I?
- No.

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Have you?

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Well, what do you think?

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I don't know.

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- Can I be Coolio's dad?
- If you like.

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I'm Coolio's dad.

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I can't begin to tell you
how many things

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are wrong with that sentence, son.

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Come on, Telle, are you ready?

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I'm not off on a coach trip
with a lot of old fogeys.

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Old fogeys? Are you taking the piss?
I'm in me prime.

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(SCOFFS)

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It's a bullfight, it'll be exciting.

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Ooh!

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Are you sure you're going to be
all right with baby Coolio?

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Yeah, just go.

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Ooh, you going to be a good boy
for your grandma? Are ya? Are ya? Ooh!

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- Hiya, Mel. You all right, mam?
- No, I'm not.

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I've got the runs.

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Oh, don't spare us any details,
will you?

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We were about to send out
a search party.

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We thought you'd done a runner
to Gretna Green.

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I couldn't run anywhere in this state.

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One false move
and we'll be hosing down this wheelchair

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till Bank Holiday Monday.

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Oh, bloody hell.
All right, mother.

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- And where are you all going?
- We have been invited on a free trip

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with the ever fragrant
Donald and Jacqueline.

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Madge knows them.

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Though I'm not sure you'll
recognise them with their clothes on.

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Come on!

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Bye-bye, grandma. Bye-bye.

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(GURGLING)

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The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

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- So are we. Come on.
- What are you talking about?

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- I booked us on a coach trip. Come on.
- A coach trip? Where to?

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- It's a surprise.
- I don't like surprises.

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- It's a cultural excursion.
- A cultural excursion? In Benidorm?

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Come on, I can see you're excited
really, don't fight it.

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The only culture these people have
is between their toes. Wait for me.

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to our free Solana's

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bullfighting day coach trip.

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<i>Our estimated journey
is approximately 40 minutes.</i>

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There is no smoking on the coach,
no stops along the way...

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I can't believe you didn't tell me
it was a bullfight.

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You know my feelings on animal rights.

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Kate, who are we to tell the Spanish
how to live their lives?

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Bullfighting has been a tradition here
since the mid-18th century.

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This isn't a busload of lager louts
off to sing karaoke,

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it's a cultural excursion.

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(MAN BELCHING LOUDLY)

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You were saying?

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Have you been
to a bullfight before, dad?

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- No, I haven't. It's exciting, isn't it?
- Yeah.

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- Have you ever been to a bullfight, mam?
- No. Are you looking forward to it?

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Yeah.
How do two bulls have a fight, dad?

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It's not two bulls that are having
a fight, it's a man against a bull.

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MICHAEL: Oh.

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But that's not fair
'cause the bull will win easy.

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Well, no, it don't actually.
The man always wins.

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Oh.

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- How does the man win?
- Well, he's got a sword.

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- That's not fair.
- No. No, I don't suppose it is really.

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Drink your orange, Michael.

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If the man's allowed weapons,
why doesn't he just have a gun?

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Erm, 'cause it wouldn't last as long.

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If the man always wins the fight,
what's the point in going to see it?

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- 'Cause it's free!
- Oh, yeah.

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I don't see why I had to leave
my wheelchair behind.

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That bloke with the pipes up his nose
was allowed to bring his oxygen.

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Don't you worry, my sweetheart.

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When we're married,
you'll never have to walk again.

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Well, we don't have to
rush into things, do we?

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We haven't had a chance
to say congratulations, the pair of you.

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Have you named the day?

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Sooner the better,
not that you'll be invited.

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I've heard all about
what you two get up to.

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Oh, have we done something to upset ya?

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
having orgies at your age.

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Do you mean last year with Madge?

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That wasn't supposed to be an orgy,
goodness me.

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- No!
- Only a threesome.

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Hiya.

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- You all right?
- Yeah. Where's your mam?

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It's not me mam, it's me PA.

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She's gone on a bit of business for me.

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She's gone on that coach trip,
hasn't she?

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Yeah.

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I'm going to get a burger for me dinner.

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<i>- Can you keep an eye on me baby?
- Yeah, of course I can.</i>

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Do you want one?

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Maybe one day.

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- But it's a big commitment, isn't it?
- I meant a burger.

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Oh, right. Uh...
I'm not really bothered, thanks.

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- Well, do you or don't you?
- Yes, please.

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- Do you want one or two?
- Just one, I'm not a big eater.

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- Well, I'm having two. Do you want two?
- I don't mind.

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- How many do you want?
- Three, please.

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Right.

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Back in a bit.

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Do you like the Quo?

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Excuse me,
what is your mother doing out there?

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Sending bloody smoke signals.

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What do you think she's doing?
She's got the runs.

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Do you think Madge will be long?
This is the second time we've stopped.

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We know it's the second time
we've stopped, we can count.

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She needs a couple of doughnuts
to bind her. That usually works for me.

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Ah, brilliant.
Well, we'll tell the driver to pull in

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to the next funfair we pass.

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(GROANING SOFTLY)

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Right, put your foot down. We're late.

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(DRIVER MUTTERING IN SPANISH)

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- You all right, mam?
- Yeah.

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I think that was the last of it.

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(ALL GROANING)

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Come on, Madge, take no notice.

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Come here.

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<i>Oh, I do feel rough.</i>

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Don't you worry, my princess,
you look a million dollars.

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Oh.

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(FARTING)

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Oh!

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Here, boy!

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(WHISTLING)

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MATEO: No smoking in the juice house,
no smoking.

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(ALL CHATTERING)

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- Dad, where are we going?
- We've got to go in here.

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Mateo? Mateo?

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Tell José to get in that bullring
and start warming up.

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He was pissed as a fart last week
and I don't want any more accidents.

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Right, ladies and gentlemen,
before we go into the bullfight,

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I'm pleased to offer you
some fabulous fruit juices.

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Are the fruit juices gratis?
Only we were told this was a free trip.

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All our fruit juices are
entirely complimentary,

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along with a free juicing demonstration.

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(SIGHS)

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The Boost Blaster 2000 is a
revolutionary new extractor

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for all your modern juicing needs.

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<i>- Free trip, my arse.
- I beg your pardon?</i>

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The whole thing is just an excuse to try
and sell us a bloody juice extractor.

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Don't be stupid.

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For today only, we have a special offer,

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discounting the Boost Blaster
to less than half price.

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He's right, they're flogging juicers.

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No need to buy expensive
fruit juice drinks.

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- Simply plug in the Boost Blaster and...
- This is unbelievable.

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We've come all this way
to watch someone chop vegetables.

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Do you mind?
You keep interrupting me flow.

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Come on, let's get moving. Nobody here
wants to buy a frigging juicer.

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Where's the bullfighting?

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Hold your horses
because I've got to do this for an hour

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and I'm only on page one of me script.

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An hour? There's not enough air
in this room to last an hour.

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This is ridiculous.

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Right, there's an easy way
of sorting this out.

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Anybody here who wants to buy a juicer,
put your hand up.

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- How much did she say they were?
- Oh, shut up, Martin.

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(MOOING)

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José?

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José?

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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Look, if I don't sell
at least one of these juicers,

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<i>then I am not allowed
to take you through to the bullfight.</i>

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Here we go. Free bloody coach trip.
What a load of bollocks.

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Stand aside, fella. I'll sort this out.

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So if you sell one of these,
we can all see the bullfight?

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- Yeah.
- Right, I'll take one.

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- Certainly.
- How much are they?

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- They're €200.
- MAN: Oh, Jesus.

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He's frigging minted.

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Christina, can you take the money
for the juicer, please?

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Right, the rest of you, follow me.

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It has got an English plug, hasn't it?

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<i>Right, I better get back.</i>

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Back to where?

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- Over there.
- Oh, yeah.

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The other day, your mam...
Sorry, your PA,

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offered to babysit for Coolio.

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Oh, yeah,
she's a registered childminder.

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Ask her if she can look after him
one night this week.

236
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,436
I'm going out for a drink with somebody.

237
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,153
Yeah, no problem.

238
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,753
I could look after him if you want.

239
00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,915
You'll have a job, you div.

240
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,158
You're the one
I'm going out for a drink with.

241
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,360
All right.

242
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,558
- Well, don't sound too excited.
- No, I'm not.

243
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:14,080
I mean, I am excited,
but not excited in a pervy way.

244
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,431
You know, just in the normal way.
I.. I mean...

245
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,039
- Geoff.
- Yeah?

246
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,470
Just make sure you ask your mam.

247
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,113
- Okay.
- See ya.

248
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,834
Yeah, see ya.

249
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,109
MICHAEL: Quick, dad, let's sit here.

250
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,834
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

251
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,316
DONALD: Right. A bit empty.

252
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,159
Well, as far as theatrics go,
it's not exactly Miss Saigon.

253
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,873
I'm not watching.

254
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,035
I know exactly how he feels,
this is absolutely disgusting.

255
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,151
I won't be watching
when the bull comes out.

256
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,035
Oh, come on, get the bull out
and stick the fireworks up its arse.

257
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,310
- MICHAEL: Yeah!
- Let's get some action!

258
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,790
- Bull comes out of there.
- He's gonna come out from there?

259
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,309
- Yeah, he comes out of there...
- Go on and get in there.

260
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,072
Oh, Christ, not him. He'll end up
selling the bull a bloody juicer.

261
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,513
(MOOING)

262
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,556
MAN: Him? Is that it?

263
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,634
Ooh!

264
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,835
Ooh, I like the costume.
It's dead sexy, innit?

265
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,712
You'll have to get Donald one of them.

266
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,878
Oh, we've already got
a French maid's outfit.

267
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,072
- Bet you look great in that.
- Oh, it's not mine.

268
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,514
(BULL MOOING)

269
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,960
(ALL CHEERING)

270
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,799
Here we go. Come on, son, get up here.
Make sure you can see, eh?

271
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,354
Is there going to be lots of blood, dad?

272
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,391
I don't know.

273
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,193
Psst.<i>Toro!</i>

274
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,799
(CLICKING TONGUE)

275
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,955
I'm not looking.

276
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,630
<i>Toro! </i> Psst. Psst. Psst.

277
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,276
(CALLING TO BULL IN SPANISH)

278
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,550
(WHISTLES)

279
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,954
(BARKING)

280
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,197
You've got to be joking.

281
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,072
(MAN LAUGHING)

282
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,799
Um, it's okay, you can look.

283
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,439
(BARKING)

284
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:46,194
MAN: Olé! Olé!

285
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,078
Not quite the bloodbath
we were anticipating.

286
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,429
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

287
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,999
MAN 1: Come on, come on.
MICK: Bite him, bite his leg.

288
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,072
Hey! What sort of bullfight
is this meant to be?

289
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,319
It's a free trip. What are you going
to do, ask for your money back?

290
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,993
(BARKING)

291
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,678
MAN 1: Olé! Olé!
MICK: Go on, bite him!

292
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,238
MICK: Bite his arse.

293
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,231
(GROWLING)

294
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,639
<i>WOMAN: Get him! Bite him!</i>

295
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,193
CROWD: Olé!

296
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,236
WOMAN: He's got his shoe!

297
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,954
(ALL CHEERING)

298
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,515
(EXPLOSION)

299
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,597
(MEL MOANING)

300
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,313
What's going on?

301
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,038
- Oh, my God, where's Mel?
- Stay here, Michael.

302
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,954
MADGE: Mel!

303
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,356
Oh, my God! He's dead.

304
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,717
Me husband's dead.

305
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,636
- You killed him with a juicer.
- Oh, my God.

306
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,954
I didn't think they were married yet.

307
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:35,637
Jesus Christ! Matatoe, get in herel

308
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,400
- Don't just stand there, do something.
- What do you want me to do?

309
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,194
Not with your thumb,
you have to use your fingers, here.

310
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,435
Excuse me.

311
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,315
Here we are, no need to panic,
the sugar plum fairy's here.

312
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,755
There's no pulse.

313
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,314
(ALL GASPING)

314
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,793
Come here, mam.

315
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,198
Matatoe, call an ambulance.

316
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,870
Come on, darling. Come with me.

317
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,959
(ALL SCREAMING)

318
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,274
Fucking hell!

319
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,474
What's happened? What's going on?
Have I missed the bullfight?

319
00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:42,760
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