1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,640 Pick up five. Sorry, Troy. Unless you've got another king. 3 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:41,039 - I certainly have. Pick up 10, Donald. - I think not. Pick up 15, Gavin. 4 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,829 But this is ridiculous, there aren't 15 cards to pick up. 5 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,598 Calm down, Gav. This is only a game. 6 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,996 No, Gavin's right. It's too hot for cards. 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,511 What say, we all have a post-breakfast dip in the jacuzzi? 8 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,756 - Ooh, yes! - TROY: That'll do for me. 9 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,598 - Come on. - No. I'm fine here, thank you. 10 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:59,509 - Nonsense, we're all going in. Come on. - I'm sorry. I said no. 11 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,279 Are you okay? 12 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,234 TROY: Come on! 13 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,949 - Last one in takes it up the bum. - Ooh! That'll be all of us. 14 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,797 Right, I'm off to get me mam. You're gonna talk to Mel. 15 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,399 Aye, all right. 16 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,833 You look nice, mam. 17 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,793 Thank you, darling. 18 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,549 - I'll be off then. - Yeah. 19 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:33,158 Oh look! Me watch is wrong. It's the 12th, not the 11th. 20 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,995 I say, me watch is wrong. I'm sure it's the 12th today. 21 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,750 Yeah, well, that's what you get for buying a cheap watch. 22 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,036 Mam? Why don't you want me nana and Mel to get married? 23 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,318 Well, me dad said it's because Mel's a nutter. 24 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,839 Telle, are you gonna be all right with baby Coolio? 25 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,270 Yeah, 'course I am. He is my baby. 26 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,515 Right. 27 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,871 See you back here later. 28 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,559 I thought we could maybe go into the old town for our tea tonight? 29 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,872 Just me and you. 30 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,632 - You kids'll be all right, won't ya? - BOTH: Yeah. 31 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,637 You're joking, aren't ya? 32 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,034 What's the point of spending money out there 33 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,390 when it's all paid for in here? 34 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,233 No, you're right. 35 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,799 No point at all! 36 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,516 Dad, I think mam's upset. 37 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,993 I know. There's summat wrong with her watch. 38 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,273 Look, I don't want to make a big thing of this. I just... 39 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,311 I just don't take my clothes off in public. 40 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,875 This isn't about body image, is it? 41 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,953 - Yes. It is actually. - You've got to be joking. 42 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,549 - You're a fine figure of a man. - Oh, please. 43 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,194 Look, it's all about how you see yourself. 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,871 I mean, at home, when I look in the mirror, I don't see a fat person. 45 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,791 - Really? - No, not at all. 46 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,799 Right, I see. 47 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,636 Where'd you buy these mirrors? 48 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,238 Large vodka and orange and a gin and tonic. 49 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,759 Thanks, love. 50 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,990 - A bit early for this, isn't it? - Do you want it or not? 51 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,880 There's no need to take that tone with me, lady. 52 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,911 It's not my fault, your ignorant pig of a husband 53 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,759 forgot your 10-year wedding anniversary. 54 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,509 I'm not here to talk about Mick. We're here to talk about Mel. 55 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,115 Oh, no. 56 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,671 If you brought me here to try and talk me out 57 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,518 of getting married to the man I love, 58 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,712 you can stick your vodka and orange up your arse. 59 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,070 The man you love? You've only known him 20 minutes. 60 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,033 We'll have known each other four weeks on Saturday. 61 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:04,075 And on Saturday, I'll be having a white wedding on the beach here in Benidorm. 62 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,270 A white wedding? 63 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,472 Who the frig gonna be wearing white, you or him? 64 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,079 Oh, very funny. 65 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,879 And you can stay away if you'll be coming out 66 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,276 with vicious comments like that. 67 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,959 Don't talk rubbish. 68 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,594 As if I'm going to stay away from me own mother's wedding. 69 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,518 Ah! Wouldn't make much difference to me. 70 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,631 None of me other six daughters'll be there. 71 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,071 - And why do you think that is? - Because they're not on holiday with us. 72 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,909 No. Because you've systematically alienated every one of them. 73 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,998 Ooh! Look who's swallowed a bloody dictionary. 74 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,471 They may as well be aliens, I'd see 'em more often. 75 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,434 I just don't want someone you've known for three weeks 76 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,119 to drive a wedge between us. 77 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,551 No, but you're happy for him to pay for your holiday. 78 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,390 You didn't tell me he'd paid until we got here. I thought you'd paid. 79 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:53,833 Don't you raise your voice to me, lady. And it's four weeks not three weeks. 80 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,031 Three weeks, four weeks, does it matter? 81 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,833 Just think about what you're doing, mother. 82 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,952 Don't you worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. 83 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,717 And I also know that on our 10-year wedding anniversary, 84 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,878 I won't be spending it on me own in an empty Spanish bar 85 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,152 crying into me gin and tonic, like you. 86 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:30,114 Here we go, coffee, black, like your women. 87 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,553 Just a joke to break the ice. 88 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,274 We've not really had a chance to talk, have we? 89 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,198 So you and Madge getting married? 90 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,039 You sorted out the OK! Magazine deal yet? 91 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,389 You think yourself a bit of a comedian, don't you? 92 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,353 - Depends how tough the crowd is. - Do you know what I think? 93 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,790 No. I'm a comedian, not a mind reader. 94 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,230 I think, as a man in your late 40s, 95 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,954 you should spend less time poking your nose into other people's business 96 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,117 and more time looking after your own affairs. 97 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,992 - Look, can we... - Madge and I are in love. 98 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,589 We're getting married. Deal with it. 99 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,069 I'm 41. 100 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,712 - Give us it here. - You what? 101 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,956 You've been fiddling with that for 20 minutes. 102 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,152 Not that I've been watching ya. My name's Jack. 103 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,995 You're very confident for a 12 year old. 104 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,191 (CHUCKLES) I'm 24. 105 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,397 It's just the date you're trying to change, is it? 106 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,955 Yeah, and if you can't do it, just give it us back. 107 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,550 I need to go find me mother before her battery runs out. 108 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,196 You are absolutely gorgeous. 109 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,272 - Is that supposed to be a compliment? - Uh, yeah. 110 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,313 Does your mother know you talk to women like this? 111 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,829 - My mum died last year. - I'm sorry. 112 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,639 Me dad as well. 113 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,750 Me and me sister bought this place with the money they left us. 114 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,077 Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your parents, Jack, 115 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,192 and it's lovely to hear your life story, but I'd better get going. 116 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,311 Hang on. I'm nearly there. 117 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,837 You remembered my name. 118 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,078 Yeah. I did, didn't I? 119 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,954 That means we should run off together 120 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,991 into the Mediterranean sunset and get married. 121 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,838 All right. I'm up for it. 122 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,079 Seriously, I'd marry you tomorrow. You're gorgeous. 123 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,756 I've got enough weddings to go to this week, thank you. 124 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,154 All right. 125 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,357 I'll settle for a kiss. 126 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,754 Okay, Jack. We've established you're genuinely hilarious. 127 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,952 What we haven't established is that I'm married. 128 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,599 What happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm. 129 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,999 - It's just a kiss. - Goodbye, Jack. 130 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,077 You haven't paid for your drinks. 131 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,272 Oh! Me bag's on me mother's wheelchair. 132 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,119 I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. 133 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,869 Yeah. Here you are. 134 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,198 There's your change. 135 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:20,915 Wow! 136 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,235 Bye! 137 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,031 Kelly! How are you? 138 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,197 Hello, Mr Stewart, Mrs Stewart. 139 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:44,439 Oh! What a lovely surprise! Come and sit down. 140 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,678 - Thanks. 141 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,191 How's your mum after that terrible business in the pool? 142 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,550 Oh, she's okay, thanks. 143 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,353 She said she's gonna sue the hotel 144 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,551 and pay to have the woman's kneecaps broken. 145 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,398 You know, the one who threw her in. 146 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,717 - Still a bit upset then? - You could say that. 147 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,309 Oh dear. And how are you? 148 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,831 Well, that's why I'm here, to be honest. I need some advice. 149 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,075 Go on. 150 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,999 I went to work last night and, well, this was waiting for me. 151 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,270 Oh, I haven't got my glasses. 152 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,035 "Dear Kelly, I love you. 153 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,119 "Kelly, I need you. You are not like the other English pig girls. 154 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,232 "You are kind, beautiful and you do not smell" 155 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,273 You've got to admit, he's got a way with words. 156 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,234 "If we cannot be together, I ask for one last night of passion. 157 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,113 "I know you want this. With one night of passion, 158 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,710 "I will show you that you need me as much as I need me." 159 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,355 Sadly enough, I don't think that's a mistake. 160 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,800 Oh, this is a good bit. 161 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,479 "The throbbing of my heart for you 162 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,116 "is as big as the throbbing in my trousers. Mateo." 163 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,914 Aw. I think I like him again now. 164 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,034 "P.S. Please do not show this letter to your mother. 165 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,720 "She is crazy like stabbed bull." 166 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,430 No, actually. He has got a point with that last bit. 167 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,994 Isn't it a shame 168 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,591 when the nice-looking ones always turn out to be the nutters? 169 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,950 I mean, look at Harry Seacombe. 170 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,275 Pass your pen to Kelly, Jacqueline. 171 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,240 I think we know how to sort this out. 172 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,237 Dear Mateo... 173 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,956 We should travel more, you know. 174 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,631 I mean, I know this holiday hasn't exactly gone to plan, but... 175 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,036 Just feel that sun. 176 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,270 Next holiday, I know it sounds crazy, but... 177 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,109 No planning, no booking, just get up and go. 178 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,873 Can you imagine how liberating that would be? 179 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,715 Yes. 180 00:10:55,560 --> 00:11:00,873 I know it's ridiculous, but can you imagine going to the airport, 181 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,991 running up to the desk and saying, 182 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,193 "Here's my passport, here's my money, you decide where I'm going. 183 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:11,279 "To hell with the consequences. I just need to goddamn get away." 184 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,315 Yes. 185 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:24,072 I'm writing these postcards and I don't know half the people's addresses. 186 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,352 - What you writing them for then? - I don't know. 187 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,753 I can always give 'em to people when we get home. 188 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,235 Save on stamps that way, as well. 189 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,470 - Hiya, you all right? - Oh, hiya, yeah. 190 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,349 Fine, thanks. 191 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,040 - Hello, it's Chantelle, isn't it? - Yeah. 192 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,437 Yes. I was speaking to your mum the other day. 193 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:51,315 And this is your son. Can we have a look at him? 194 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,071 Oh, he's taken the sun well, hasn't he? 195 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,235 Mam! 196 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,479 He's mixed race. 197 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,074 Oh, right. 198 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,393 Like your father. 199 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,674 My late husband was half Irish. 200 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,189 Although you'd never know from just looking at him. 201 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,190 Mind you, he never moved his arms when he was dancing, 202 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,317 so the clues were there. 203 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,717 Geoff were gonna ask if you can look after me son 204 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,515 - if we went out for a drink together? - Oh, lovely! 205 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,871 Ah, yeah, I was gonna ask you, but, um, I forgot. 206 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,197 No. That's smashing. When are you going out? Tonight? 207 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,594 - Yeah. 208 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,599 I was thinking about maybe tomorrow night? 209 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,873 All right. No. Actually tomorrow night is better for me. 210 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,479 I'm a bit tied up tonight. 211 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,592 I thought it was just doing karaoke tonight? 212 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,711 No. No. 213 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,114 - I'm quite busy tonight. - Busy doing what? 214 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,359 You know, people to see, places to go. 215 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,356 What people have you got to see? You don't know anybody here. 216 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,872 - Just people! - And what places have you got to go to? 217 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,038 You've not been outside the building since we got here. 218 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,118 Yeah, exactly, which is why I've got to do all me 219 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,596 - stuff tonight, isn't it? - Well, if you say so. 220 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,040 Yeah, I do. 221 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,790 Right, well, anyway, is tomorrow okay for you? 222 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:24,596 Lovely. You bring him any time you want. 223 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,754 All right, well, maybe see you later. 224 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,793 Yeah. Cool. Whatever. 225 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,070 # We're going to the chapel 226 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:40,558 # And we're going to get married # 227 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,473 Will you shut up? 228 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,513 Right I'll have to get back. 229 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,916 I've left someone halfway through Wig Wam Bam. 230 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,270 Excuse me. I need to find my wife. 231 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,711 - Well, I'm not stopping ya. - No, sorry. I mean, have you seen her? 232 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,069 What's she look like? 233 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,239 You've seen her with me. Blonde, about average height, 234 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,830 very pretty, late 30s, looks younger. 235 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,671 Slight intolerance to wheat. 236 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,030 No. I can't think who you mean. 237 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,232 Looks quite miserable most of the time. 238 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,830 Oh her? No. I've not seen her today. 239 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,396 I just assumed she'd gone for a walk, but she's taken her clothes, suitcase. 240 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,512 - She hasn't left a message here for me? - No. 241 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,518 Janey, I need you to read this. 242 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,234 - I'm busy. - Janey, please. 243 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,351 Oh, for Christ's sake, give us it here. 244 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:43,190 "Dear Mateo. I am sorry I have been avoiding you. You are right. 245 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:47,075 "Even if we cannot be together, you deserve one last night of passion, 246 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,953 "Room 204. Love, K." 247 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,151 You're a dirty get. 248 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,395 Kate. 249 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,431 Room 204. 250 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,673 Come on, you breeders. 251 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,595 # Wam bam, bam sham-a-lam 252 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,633 ALL: # Wam bam, bam sham-a-lam # 253 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,231 TROY: Come on! # Wam bam, bam sham-a-lam 254 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:26,115 # Wham bam, bam sham-a-lam # 255 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,158 - Look, don't let 'em get you down. - I'm all right. 256 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,879 Well, you don't look all right. 257 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,071 You've been upset since you came back this afternoon. 258 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,793 I said, I'm fine. 259 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,320 I don't give a shit if they never talk to us ever again. 260 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,590 Well, I do. That's my mother. 261 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,278 If they wanna get married, I say let 'em get on with it. 262 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,472 What is marriage anyway? It don't mean anything. 263 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,677 It's only a bit of paper. 264 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,197 Mam, are you all right? 265 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,237 Janice, what's wrong? 266 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,071 What's the matter, love? 267 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,635 Hey... 268 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,879 MATEO: Kelly? 269 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,480 KELLY: Aah! 270 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,116 (JE T'AIME PLAYING) 271 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,114 MATEO: Oh. 272 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:48,033 Oh, Kelly. I have missed you so much. 273 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,918 But tonight, I will be your matador. 274 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,269 You will ride me like a crazy bull. 275 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,275 You are beautiful in every way. 276 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,439 (WHISPERING) 277 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,636 # Wam bam, bam sham-a-lam # 278 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,991 - I'm all right, honest, I'm fine. - You're not fine. 279 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,318 Come on. What have I done? Just tell me what I've done. 280 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,397 What have you done? 281 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,956 10 years married and you didn't even buy your wife a card. 282 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,152 What are you wittering on about, you daft, old... 283 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,756 - Oh, my God. - It's all right. 284 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,475 And you have the brassneck cheek to criticise my fella. 285 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,558 You're no better than animals, the lot of yer. 286 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,359 Unbelievable. 287 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,790 - Janice, I'm so sorry. - It's all right. 288 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,639 - But 10 years. - It's fine. 289 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,559 I'm not bothered about that, honestly, Mick. 290 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,910 I love you. I love you so much. 291 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,519 I love you, too. 292 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,634 Come here. 293 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,590 # Wig wam bam Gonna make you my man 294 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,475 # Wam bam bam Gonna get you if I can 295 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,309 # Wig wam bam gonna make you understand 296 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,320 # Try a little touch, try a little too much 297 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,478 #Just try a little wig wam bam# 298 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,876 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 299 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,279 TROY: Thank you. 300 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,438 HOST: Next up, we have Janice Garvey singing Real Dead Ringer For Love. 301 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,679 Shit. Sorry, mam. I put you down. 302 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,872 It's all right, darling. I want to sing it. 303 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,230 I'm gonna sing it for your dad. 304 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,312 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 305 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,839 Come on, Jan. 306 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,431 Have you and me mam really been married 10 years, dad? 307 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,394 Yes, son. 10 wonderful years. 308 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:30,599 # Every night I grab some money And I go down to the bar 309 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,395 # I got my buddies and a beer I got a dream, I need a car 310 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,956 # You got me begging on my knees C'mon and throw the dog a bone 311 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,959 # A man he doesn't live by rock 'n roll And brew alone 312 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,392 # Baby baby rock 'n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew 313 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,194 # They don't mean a thing When I compare 'em next to you 314 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,039 # Rock n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew 315 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,555 # I know that you and I Oh, we got better things to do 316 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,751 # I don't know who you are Or what you do 317 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,430 # Or where you go when you're not around 318 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:07,078 # I don't know anything about you, baby But you're everything I'm dreaming of 319 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,873 # I don't know who you are But you're a real dead ringer for love 320 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,072 # A real dead ringer for love # 321 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,314 (STRUGGLING) 322 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,478 Kate! Kate, hold on, I'm coming! 323 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,794 Martin! How the devil are you? 324 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,513 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I thought... 325 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,520 No worries. Are you off to the karaoke? We're nearly done here. 326 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,718 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 327 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,558 Yes. I'll.. 328 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,150 See you downstairs. 329 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,119 (MATEO PANTING) 330 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,357 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 331 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,438 # Rock 'n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew 332 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,234 # I know that you and I Oh, we got better things to do 333 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,239 # Rock 'n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew 334 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,715 # They don't mean a thing When I compare 'em next to you 335 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,672 # I don't know who you are Or what you do 336 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,519 # Or where you go when you're not around 337 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:15,113 # I don't know anything about you, baby But you're everything I'm dreaming of 338 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,112 # I don't know who you are But you're a real dead ringer for love 339 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,756 # A real dead ringer for love # 339 00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:30,460 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org