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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.
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A fine institution.
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The place where
Albert Einstein taught,
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and where Leonard got his PhD,
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so it may have gone downhill.
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Gentlemen, you may
remember Dr. Nowitzki.
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She's back at Caltech
for her postdoc.
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Hello.
GUYS: Hi.
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Question:
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are you seeking a romantic
relationship with me?
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What if I were?
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Well, that would raise
a number of problems.
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We're colleagues, I'm
currently in a relation...
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(knocking)
SHELDON: Amy? Amy.
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(knocking continues)
Amy?
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Will you marry me?
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(ringtone playing)
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One moment, please.
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Really, you're going to
answer that right now?
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It's Leonard.
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I don't want to be rude.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, where you been?
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We've been calling you
for hours.
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Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was
on "airplane" mode.
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Why?
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Because I was on an airplane.
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Hey, put him on speaker.
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Yeah.
Hey, where are you?
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I came to Princeton
to see Amy.
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It's a funny
story, actually.
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I was having lunch
with Dr. Nowitzki,
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and she kissed me.
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Excuse me?
What?
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I'm sorry?
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And in that moment,
I realized
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that Amy was the only woman
I ever wanted to kiss
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for the rest of my life.
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So I came to New Jersey
to ask her to marry me.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
(chuckling)
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Sheldon...
Yeah, although
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there was one man
whose blessing I needed first.
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I've thought about it,
and I really want to spend
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the rest of my life with Amy.
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Do I have your blessing?
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Well, Sheldon...
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...I think you should make
her finger like Saturn
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and put a ring on it.
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You asked Stephen Hawking
and not her father?
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SHELDON:
Stephen Hawking's a genius.
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If he said no, I wasn't gonna
waste my time on her father.
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But you did ask my father?
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I did. He said yes.
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Although, not in a robot voice,
so it wasn't nearly as cool.
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Okay. Oh, my God, I can't
believe you guys are engaged.
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We're not engaged, yet.
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She's taking forever to answer.
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Because you're on the phone!
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We'll call you back.
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(ringtone chiming)
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SHELDON:
She said yes.
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Yay!
Congratulations!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Mother, I have
some good news to share.
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We're engaged.
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I am so happy for you two,
but I'm not surprised.
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I've been praying for this.
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Well, God had nothing
to do with it.
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It happened because I was
kissing another woman,
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and it made me realize
I wanted to be with Amy.
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More than one woman
was interested in you?
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I might have prayed
a little too hard.
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Wait, oh, and I just...
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I want to let you know
right now
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that we are not
getting married in a church.
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That's all right, Sheldon.
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Anywhere Jesus is
is a church.
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Well, he won't be
at our wedding.
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He's in my heart,
so if I'm there,
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he'll be there.
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Okay, well, then,
he's your plus-one.
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You don't get to bring
anyone else.
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That's fine.
Love you.
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Love you, too.
Bye.
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Lord, thank you.
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Even though you can do anything,
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that was mighty
impressive.
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We're engaged.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing!
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Wait, uh, tell me everything.
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Well, Dr. Nowitzki was
kissing me...
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Okay, you can stop leading
with that part of the story.
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Well, congratulations.
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I'm so happy
for you two.
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Hold on, I have to
tell Bernadette.
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Hey, Bernie, guess what?
Sheldon and Amy got engaged. Can you believe it?
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Oh, my God.
I cannot believe it.
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She's so happy...
I think she's crying.
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Do you think
Sheldon's gonna want
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some weird
Star Trek wedding?
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I don't know.
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Well, Leonard could barely
finish the words
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"Doctor Who wedding cake"
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before I shut that down hard.
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you listening to me?
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Yeah, you're mean
to Leonard. I heard you.
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Is everything okay?
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Look, I'm gonna
tell you something,
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but you can't freak out, because
I'm already freaking out.
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Oh, my God,
what is it?
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I'm pregnant again.
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Wha...
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Interesting.
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Howard's gonna lose his mind.
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Wait, you haven't
told him yet?
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No.
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You told me first?
Oh, Bernie!
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This wasn't supposed
to happen-- we were careful.
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Yeah, I didn't even think
you could get pregnant
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while you were
breastfeeding.
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Well, guess what?
You can.
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Okay, look, look,
this is a good thing.
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Halley's gonna have
a little brother
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or sister to play with.
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I guess that would be
pretty cute.
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And, you, know, I was
a surprise to my parents,
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and my dad said
it was the best thing
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that ever happened to them.
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Okay. Maybe this baby
actually is a blessing.
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Oh, my God, honey,
of course it is.
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(exhales)
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How am I pregnant again?
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Yeah, what were you thinking?
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All right, I'm all
checked in to my flight.
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Well, I'm sad
you're leaving.
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Why'd you only book
a flight for one day?
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I came here to propose.
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If you'd said no,
I wouldn't want to stick around
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looking at your stupid face.
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Now, mind you,
your face is only stupid
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in the "no" version
of the story.
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But I said yes, so I get
a lifetime of this.
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Yes, you do, smart face.
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Why don't you stay
a few extra days?
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Well, I don't have
any other clothes.
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We'll get you some.
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Oh, I don't know,
I'm pretty particular.
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Well, there's a comic book store
less than a mile from here.
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Perfect, let's go shopping.
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Oh, um, and I'm having dinner
with some colleagues tonight.
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I'm sure they'd
love to meet you.
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(groans)
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Come on, what do you say?
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Aw, you're nagging me.
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It's like
we're already married.
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Is that a yes or a no?
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Geez, save some
for the honeymoon.
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Look at Nowitzki
over there.
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LEONARD: I can't believe
she tried to steal
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Sheldon from Amy.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna go there and tell her
that they're engaged now
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and that her little plan
didn't work.
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Because you're sticking up
for Sheldon,
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or because you're still mad
she rejected you?
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Too far away, can't hear you.
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Hello, Ramona.
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Mm. Hello.
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Why are you
sitting by yourself?
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Oh, that's right,
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Sheldon's in New Jersey
being engaged to Amy.
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I heard.
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Now that Sheldon's
out of the picture,
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I could give you one more chance
to go out with me.
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Nope, I'm good.
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You sure?
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I will not ask again.
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I sincerely hope not.
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Very well.
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I'm going to leave
before this gets awkward.
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Hey.
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Want me to make dinner?
Uh, sure, but first, why don't you have a seat?
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There's something
I need to show you.
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Ooh, if it's how to make
dinner, that'd be great.
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(sighs)
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Is this a... pregnancy test?
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Yes.
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That means... positive?
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Yes.
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No.
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Yes.
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(giggling nervously):
N-- No.
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Yes.
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(high-pitched):
No!
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How could this even happen?
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Uh, w--
we were careful.
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Well, it did.
No!
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Yes! Yes!
No! No!
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No! No!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Okay! Okay! Okay!
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Well, w-what are we gonna do?
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What do you mean
what are we gonna do?
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We're gonna have another baby.
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No! No!
Stop that!
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Yes!
I'm trying!
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Look, I know
it's scary, but...
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we're both responsible adults,
we can do this.
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You really think so?
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(crying):
No!
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Hey, Stuart.
Oh, hey, Raj.
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What can I help you with?
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I need to buy
an engagement gift.
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Well, you came
to the wrong place.
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It's for Sheldon and Amy.
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No way! They're engaged?
Yeah.
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Well, that's exciting news.
(chuckles)
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Who would've thought Sheldon
and Amy would be the next two
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to tie the knot?
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Tell me about it. I'm the one
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who caught the bouquet at
Leonard and Penny's wedding.
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Okay.
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Uh... you know,
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they might like this.
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Superman and Wonder Woman,
it's kind of romantic.
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Hmm.
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You know what?
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Why am I buying them a gift?
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They have love.
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Screw them and
their happiness.
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What do you have for someone
who's bitter and alone?
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Literally everything.
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Sheldon, these are the heads
of my research team.
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Oh, hello.
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AMY:
Dr. Zane, Dr. Harris,
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this is my fiancé,
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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That's the first time
I've said that
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and it kind of gave me
the goose bumps.
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(chuckles)
Dr. Cooper,
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we are so excited
to meet you.
SHELDON: Oh.
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Well, that's very kind of you.
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If you'd like, I could autograph
your menus after dinner, yeah?
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But I better not see those
on eBay.
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(laughs)
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No, no, no, we're just
excited to meet the man
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who landed
this brilliant woman here.
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(chuckles softly)
SHELDON:
Oh!
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That wasn't hard,
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she threw herself at me.
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Now, getting the universe
to show me its naughty bits,
259
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that-that took some doing.
260
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Sheldon's a physicist.
261
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,797
Oh.
Oh, that's nice.
262
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,368
Amy, I recently read
your paper on lesions
263
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in the olfactory receptors
in the brain.
264
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,305
It was inspired.
265
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,574
Oh, well,
I guess it didn't stink.
266
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But if it did,
that rat wouldn't have known it.
267
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(laughter)
I'm sorry,
268
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I'm sure you don't
want to sit here
269
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and listen to
a bunch of work talk.
270
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,483
Oh, no, I love it.
271
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,518
No, but let's talk about work.
272
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Amy's work, my work.
273
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,921
Yeah, why don't
we start with my work?
274
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,791
Actually, I do have
a question for Dr. Cooper.
275
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When Amy first
told you about
276
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her approach to
synaptic tracing,
277
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did you think it was gonna
revolutionize the field?
278
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(stammers)
Really?
279
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That's your question?
280
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What are you,
Entertainment Tonight?
281
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,138
You know what?
282
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,807
Let me give you a
better question. Here,
283
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um, "Dr. Cooper,
284
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"I heard you were working on
a top-secret project
285
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"for the U.S. military.
286
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,046
Why don't you tell us
about that?"
287
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,482
See, that's a great question.
288
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Okay, what was that like?
289
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:03,855
Oh, I can't tell you that,
it's top-secret.
290
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,464
Boy, that was exhausting.
291
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,033
You know, no offense, but your
colleagues were pretty rude.
292
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,603
Really, they were rude?
293
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,604
Yes.
294
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,905
They just kept talking about you
295
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and how great you are,
296
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,176
no matter how many times
I brought me up.
297
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,045
You know,
these are my colleagues
298
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,646
and they want to talk
about my work.
299
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,515
Why does that bother you
so much?
300
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Because I was there.
301
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,786
It's like having
Optimus Prime over to dinner
302
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,921
and not asking him
to turn into a truck.
303
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,591
You know what, Sheldon?
304
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,393
You're not always the smartest
person in every room.
305
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,196
You may not even be the smartest
person in this room.
306
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,831
Oh, I am sorry.
307
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,034
What, is Neil deGrasse Tyson
hiding behind the couch?
308
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,436
'Cause if he is,
he's not that smart,
309
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,404
it's pretty dusty back there.
310
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:57,776
Hey, where are you going?
311
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I'm storming off to my room.
312
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,880
Well, then where am I
supposed to storm off to?
313
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,215
Well, you're so smart,
why don't you figure it out?
314
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,884
(door closes)
315
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,155
Is there another bedroom?
316
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,725
Perhaps a-a den?
317
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,964
So, how are you guys
doing with all the new
318
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events in your womb?
319
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,238
Good, you know?
320
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,440
Obviously,
it was a surprise.
321
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,342
There was some crying
322
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,811
and some yelling.
Some suggestion
323
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,345
of make-up sex
that did not go over well,
324
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,181
even though it's not like
we can get more pregnant.
325
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,587
But then we realized that
it's a gift, in the sense
326
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,289
that we didn't
ask for it,
327
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,723
and we may not
have chosen it...
328
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,794
And we already have one.
329
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,729
You know, whenever
I find a top I like,
330
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,867
I always go back and get a
second one in a different color.
331
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:02,841
Which I hope is not the case
with your baby.
332
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,579
I know you guys are freaked out,
but you're great parents,
333
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,548
and if you ever need help,
we are here for you.
334
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,217
Yeah, anything at all, just ask.
335
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,019
Ooh, you know what you could do?
336
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,889
You could have a baby, too.
337
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,094
I'm sorry, what?
338
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,297
No, that's a great idea,
we could go through it together.
339
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,665
Wouldn't that be fun?
340
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,833
(chuckles)
341
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,034
You guys were just saying
342
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,503
how freaked out
and miserable you are.
343
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,606
I say lots of crazy things.
344
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,542
I'm pregnant and hormonal.
345
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,878
Do it! Have a baby, do it!
346
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,481
Come on, it'd be so cute,
our kids playing together?
347
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,583
What do you say, why don't
you two hit the old mattress
348
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,352
and whip up a family?
349
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,953
Okay, we're not
gonna have a baby
350
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,455
just to make you
guys feel better.
351
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,458
Yeah, if we're gonna have a baby
it's gonna be when we are ready,
352
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,426
or when I'm certain
Penny is gonna leave me.
353
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,896
Exactly.
354
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,334
They're my friends,
and I should be happy for them.
355
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,636
A-And I'm trying,
356
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:09,007
but all I feel is this gnawing,
empty sensation in my gut.
357
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,009
I had that once.
358
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,878
Turned out it was a tapeworm.
359
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,049
Cool. Uh...
360
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,251
It's just...
361
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,553
it's hard talking
to my other friends about this,
362
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,788
but I knew you would understand.
363
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,023
Why is that?
364
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,557
Because you and I
are both alone,
365
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,526
which is actually
kind of comforting,
366
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,795
because at least
we can be alone together.
367
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,964
Mm. This is-this is awkward.
368
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,167
I, um, I was actually gonna
close up a little early tonight
369
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,136
'cause I have a date.
370
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,771
Really?
371
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,572
Yeah.
372
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:46,344
(clears throat)
Forgive me if I'm having trouble being happy for you.
373
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:51,049
Don't be silly,
I'm loving your pain.
374
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,120
Is this how our marriage
is going to be?
375
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,822
Sometimes people
will be more interested
376
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,958
in talking to her than to me?
377
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,927
Are you sitting in a bathroom?
378
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,963
Yes.
379
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,531
I needed a place to storm off to
380
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,233
and it was all
that was available.
381
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:14,505
Fine.
But if I hear a flush, this conversation is over.
382
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,842
Those people were in the
presence of a world-class mind,
383
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,579
and all they wanted to talk
about was their own nonsense.
384
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,350
Can you see the irony
in that statement?
385
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,387
How about now?
386
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,491
How about now?
387
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,029
I'll wait.
388
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,566
LEONARD:
Uh...
389
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,834
Surprise.
390
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,636
Oh, crap, is it our anniversary?
391
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,904
No.
392
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,107
Wait.
393
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,510
No.
394
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,578
No.
395
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,446
All right, so what
are we celebrating?
396
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,082
Well, you know, Bernadette
and Howard are pregnant again,
397
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,884
and Amy and Sheldon
are getting married.
398
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,586
I didn't want you
to feel left out.
399
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,321
Ah. Left out?
400
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,323
Well, Bernadette has to grow
a baby inside of her,
401
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,758
and Amy has to marry one.
402
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,526
My life is great.
403
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,596
So do you not want the cake?
404
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,532
Try and take it away,
see what happens.
405
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,104
Oh, crap,
it is our anniversary.
406
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,141
Happy anniversary!
407
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,078
Amy.
408
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,616
There's something
I need to say to you.
409
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,617
I'm listening.
410
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:37,155
I've been thinking
about the Avengers.
411
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,059
I believe that.
412
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,593
But I don't think
that's something
413
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,895
you needed to say to me.
414
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:48,766
I realized
that Iron Man is great.
415
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,934
And also,
416
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,669
that Captain America is great.
417
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,506
And sometimes, Iron Man
is in a Captain America movie,
418
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,376
and he's not mad
it's not an Iron Man movie.
419
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,512
You know, he can fly in,
give the audience a thrill,
420
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,547
and then fly away.
421
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:06,451
And that should've
been me tonight.
422
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,788
I should've been the delightful
cameo in your movie.
423
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,091
Thank you, Sheldon.
424
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,326
Instead, I was like
the Hulk, and I...
425
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,728
Okay, please stop talking
about the Avengers.
426
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,965
Anyway.
427
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,867
I'm proud of you.
428
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,502
And I'm going to try
to do a better job
429
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:29,107
of sharing the spotlight
because we're a team.
430
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:34,479
You know?
Much like t-the Dodgers.
431
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:41,018
If they had superpowers,
and fought crime.
432
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,956
And Thor was in them.
433
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,757
Sheldon, I know this isn't easy,
434
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,828
but you'll have
a whole lifetime to practice.
435
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:55,299
I-It could take that long,
I'm really bad at it.
436
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,637
You know, maybe, um,
437
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,341
I should start right now,
and go back to Pasadena
438
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,043
and let you have
this experience to yourself.
439
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,745
You just want to go back
440
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,047
'cause that's where everybody
makes a fuss over you.
441
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,518
You know, your colleagues
are right, you are brilliant.
442
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,526
Hello.
443
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,694
Hey.
Hey.
Amy, welcome back.
444
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,029
Oh, l-let me see the ring.
445
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,231
Ooh, nice.
446
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,534
H-Hey, her eyes are up there.
447
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,405
I-Is that the woman
who kissed Sheldon?
448
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,240
Uh... Could be.
449
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,609
Hard to say.
Tell us about Princeton.
450
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,478
Excuse me for a minute.
451
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,413
Not-- well, we'll
catch up later.
452
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,782
This is going to be
the biggest smackdown
453
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,784
since my Aunt Noopur showed up
at the family reunion
454
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,587
wearing the same sari
as my cousin Sruti.
455
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,958
Dr. Nowitzki?
456
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,560
Oh.
457
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:59,497
Dr. Fowler. Um, hello.
458
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,166
Thank you. Thank you so much.