1 00:00:02,401 --> 00:00:06,005 Why are they making four more Avatar movies? 2 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:08,474 It's not like the first one is even that good. 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,943 What are you talking about? You love that movie. 4 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,945 You even went as Avatar for Halloween. 5 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:17,016 I remember. That was not a lot of clothes. 6 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,018 Hey, guys. 7 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,085 Hey. Hey. 8 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,355 I'm, uh, I'm running a special today, uh, 9 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:27,026 buy something, keep having a comic book store to come to. 10 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,094 This is awkward. 11 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,829 I was actually gonna return this. 12 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,431 What's wrong with it? 13 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,234 I-I finished it. 14 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:38,837 Speaking of something I find interesting, 15 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,640 did anyone read that article about Bitcoin I sent you? 16 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,509 Yeah, I can't believe a single Bitcoin 17 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:46,045 is worth about $5,000 now. 18 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:49,648 Wait, didn't we mine some a few years ago? 19 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,850 It was seven years ago. 20 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,253 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 21 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,088 Really? All I can remember from seven years ago 22 00:00:56,090 --> 00:01:00,125 is I couldn't get Kesha's "Tik Tok" out of my head. 23 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,362 ♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪ Whoa, welcome home, Kesha. 24 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,532 No, we-we definitely mined some. 25 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:09,201 I-I remember sitting in your bedroom and writing the program. 26 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,303 I think we ended up with a bunch of it. 27 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,740 Wow, and at, like, $5,000 apiece, that's... 28 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,077 Sounds like a lot of money, which we agreed to share 29 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:21,480 'cause I-I was totally there. I remember now. 30 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,017 I can't believe we forgot about it. 31 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:26,151 It's not that surprising. 32 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,020 They were basically worthless when we got them. 33 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,089 I wish I knew how much we had. 34 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,757 Sheldon, you must remember. 35 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,292 Of course I do. 36 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,360 Oh, yeah, he and I totally remember. 37 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:40,099 You tell them, Sheldon. 38 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:43,168 I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet. 39 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,570 What is wrong with you? 40 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,105 Penny and I just started dating, 41 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,140 and you know I don't like big crowds. 42 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,242 Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them? 43 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,610 Terrified. 44 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,346 Yes, instead of going out, 45 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,915 they just stay home and have constant coitus. 46 00:01:56,917 --> 00:02:02,321 Well, I didn't want to say it, but I-I do like to hear it. 47 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:06,125 Yes, Ma, I'll be home for dinner. 48 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:09,828 No, I'm not ruining my appetite with candy. 49 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,798 Oh, we're having brisket? 50 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,199 (spits) Be home at 6:00. 51 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:17,736 Maybe we should double date. 52 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,738 I'll bring Penny and you can bring your mom. 53 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,141 Oh, make your jokes, 54 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:23,942 but my date started a savings account for me. 55 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:24,877 Did yours? 56 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,347 Hey, you guys. OTHERS: Hey. 57 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,748 Oh, Stuart, good. I was wondering, 58 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,416 will you be accepting Bitcoin? 59 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:34,786 Well, I don't know what that is, but it's got "coin" in it, 60 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:39,558 and my cash register doesn't, so... yeah. 61 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,027 Wait, what's Bitcoin? 62 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,696 It's a new online currency that's been developed. 63 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,598 Uh, it's just like actual money, 64 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,202 except you can't see it, hold it, or spend it on anything. 65 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,305 Sounds like the kind of money I'm familiar with. 66 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,209 If it's not tangible, how do you know 67 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,311 it's not just gonna vanish tomorrow? 68 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,413 Really? You're dating Penny, and you're gonna poke at something 69 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,981 that could vanish tomorrow? 70 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,717 I'll buy some Bitcoin. 71 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,519 I just came into a little extra money 72 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,521 when my dad raised my allowance. 73 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,624 You don't have to buy Bitcoin. 74 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,126 You can mine it. 75 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,795 Mine it? Like, mining gold? 76 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,397 Sort of. There's a limited amount, 77 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,200 and we find it, not by tunneling into the earth, 78 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,403 but by using a computer to solve complex mathematical problems. 79 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,604 So let me get this straight. 80 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,272 We have to write an elaborate program 81 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:31,243 in order to find a fake coin that we can't spend on anything? 82 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,812 Yes. That sounds fun. 83 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:34,947 Yeah, I'm in. 84 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,081 LEONARD: Staying up late, 85 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,450 writing code, it sounds like a party. 86 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,052 Hey, Stuart. 87 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,420 You want to mine some Bitcoin with us? 88 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,888 We'll write the program, you bring the snacks? 89 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,457 Too rich for my blood. 90 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:48,227 All right, so just the four of us. 91 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,561 Before we begin, 92 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:53,265 this may have some unprecedented tax implications. 93 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,234 In fact, we should start early 'cause we are gonna be 94 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,236 on the phone with the IRS for hours. 95 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:00,239 (gasps) Did anybody else just get goose bumps? 96 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,341 Great, so just the three of us. 97 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:06,445 Oh, yeah. We did it without you. 98 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,914 And do you remember what happened next? 99 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:12,184 Your mom called my mom and said we were being mean? 100 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,721 And after that? 101 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,490 You said that someday we'd regret this. 102 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,125 And do you know 103 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,326 what today is? 104 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:24,529 The day we found out we're rich and none of it is yours? 105 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,665 (laughter, whooping) 106 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,936 Yeah, that's right! Up top! 107 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:34,473 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 108 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,876 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 109 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,478 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 110 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,281 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 111 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,683 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 112 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,319 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 113 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,421 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 114 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,956 ♪ Bang! ♪ 115 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,764 Okay, this is the laptop 116 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,365 I was using in 2010. 117 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,301 The Bitcoin must be on here. 118 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:05,103 So what are you gonna do with your share of the money? 119 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,505 Uh, well, as a responsible adult, 120 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,241 I'll put that money into a CD, wait for that CD to mature, 121 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,443 and then buy a tiger. 122 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:18,784 How about you? 123 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,118 Oh, that depends on 124 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,954 whether I tell Bernadette or not. 125 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,356 BERNADETTE: Howard, I can hear you. 126 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,857 The baby monitor is on. 127 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,561 I know. I was joking. 128 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,762 I'm gonna put it 129 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,130 in a college fund. 130 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,271 All right, all booted up. 131 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:41,139 Wow, I-I knew you were single back then, 132 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,674 but that is a lot of porn... 133 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,277 Science! A lot of science. 134 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,847 Wow, you were really into Asian science. 135 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,984 I don't see the Bitcoin on here. 136 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,586 Hey, maybe it's in that folder marked 137 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,021 "Private and Confidential." 138 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,422 BERNADETTE: It's not! 139 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,361 Okay, the program is almost ready to run. 140 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,297 Mining for coins sounds so manly. 141 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:08,200 Ooh, we should sing a mining song. 142 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,768 Do you know a mining song? 143 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,969 I don't know. 144 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,804 Does "Tik Tok" by Kesha count? 145 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,640 Because it has tunneled its way into my heart. 146 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,844 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard, what's going on?! 147 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,612 Are you boys roughhousing?! 148 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,981 No, we're not roughhousing! 149 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:26,718 We're scientists! Scientists don't roughhouse! 150 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,055 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up. 151 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,191 Aw, man, what happened? 152 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,426 It crashed. 153 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,994 It's been doing that lately. 154 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,597 I think it's got a virus from all the... 155 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,433 music I've been downloading. 156 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,834 What kind of music? 157 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,404 Mostly Asian. 158 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,608 Some oldies. 159 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:53,044 Well, we can use my laptop. 160 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,213 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard, I made cookies 161 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,416 for you and your little friends! 162 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,419 They're not my little friends, and we don't want cookies! 163 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,420 Actually, a cookie sounds good. 164 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,821 All right, we'll have cookies! 165 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,424 Thank you very much! 166 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,426 That's right. It must be on my old laptop. 167 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,827 Well, let's go. 168 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,762 Hey, Bernie, you mind if I run to Leonard's and... 169 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,230 BERNADETTE: Get a laptop full of money? 170 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,966 Why are you still here?! Go, go, go! 171 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,271 So, how's the wedding planning going? 172 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,639 Great. 173 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,308 Although, we're having trouble agreeing on a location. 174 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,043 I thought you were looking at a cliff on the beach. 175 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,779 We were, but Sheldon didn't like any of them. 176 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:34,453 Some were too beachy, some were too cliffy. 177 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:38,890 And all of them were too outsidey. 178 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,492 Well, weddings aren't about the location. 179 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,694 They're about standing up in front of your family and friends 180 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,597 and promising that Sheldon will never move back in here. 181 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,701 Hi. PENNY: Hey. 182 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,869 What are you guys doing? 183 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,104 Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin on an old laptop, 184 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,006 and it could be worth, like, a lot of money. 185 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,208 What-- You're kidding. 186 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,610 No. We-we could be sitting on a fortune. 187 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,812 Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, 188 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,215 but you just got way more attractive. 189 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:06,218 Damn it, it's not in here. 190 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:09,421 If only you had someone around with an eidetic memory. 191 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,692 I bet they would know what happened to it. 192 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,494 If you know, just tell us. 193 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,696 Excuse me, but if I recall from seven years ago, 194 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,831 you don't want me to be a part of this. 195 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,534 Sheldon, you can't still be mad. 196 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,735 Oh, please. 197 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,637 I have grudges that go back to preschool. 198 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,708 Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer 199 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:33,345 and eat her favorite crayon while she watches. 200 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,781 Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list? 201 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,316 Yes. 202 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,519 That night, I'm going to have the first dance 203 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:43,388 and the last laugh. 204 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,524 Sheldon, please. 205 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,592 Should I be the bigger man? 206 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,060 I think you should. 207 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,929 (snorts) Oh, why'd I ask you? 208 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,568 Hey there, pretty lady. 209 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,970 I'm not waiting on your table for you. 210 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,374 Come on, this one is so annoying. 211 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,342 Excuse me, waitress. 212 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,745 You guys ready to order? 213 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,613 Can you take our picture, please? 214 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,148 Oh, sure. 215 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,082 Smile! 216 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,155 Perfect. 217 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,157 Thank you. You may go now. 218 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,425 It was nice to meet you, 219 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,562 and I mean that politely, not sincerely. 220 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,298 What was that? 221 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,600 I need to prove to my mother that I'm on a date. 222 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,001 If she thinks I faked the picture, 223 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,770 I might need you as a witness. What's your name? 224 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,639 Bernadette. 225 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,575 PENNY: Hey, sweetie. 226 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:37,576 Hey. Everybody good? 227 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,910 Yeah. Fine. Sure. 228 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:44,115 You don't have to whisper, you can just nod your head. 229 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,520 Or you could just speak. 230 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,856 You having a good day? 231 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,425 No, I missed an audition 232 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,327 because my computer broke, and I didn't get the e-mail. 233 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,329 Would've been a perfect part for me. 234 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,030 Was it waitress who ignores her customers? 235 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,433 Because that's the role you were born to play. 236 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,002 Shut up and eat your burger. 237 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,237 Actually, it's a turkey club. 238 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,339 Didn't you order a burger? 239 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,641 I did, and yet here we are. 240 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,444 You know what, if you need a computer, 241 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,012 you can use my laptop. 242 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,214 Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna take your computer. 243 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,816 Oh, it's fine. I-I'm getting a new one anyway. 244 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,618 Are you sure? SHELDON: Don't be silly. 245 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,419 He's desperate to hold on to you. 246 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,221 You can get anything out of him. 247 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,623 His car, his watch... 248 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,758 Maybe a kidney. You already have his testicles. 249 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,760 You can start a collection. 250 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,964 Oh, my God, that's right. You gave me your laptop. 251 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,265 That was so sweet. 252 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,834 So you know where it is? Of course. 253 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,168 All right! Yes! Great! 254 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,503 I gave it to my ex-boyfriend Zack. 255 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,372 Come on! Why?! No! 256 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,778 PENNY: Okay, Zack, thank you so much. 257 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,679 We'll be right over. 258 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,481 He still has it. 259 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,317 I can't believe you took a gift from me 260 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,785 and gave it to another man. 261 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,453 SHELDON: Really? 262 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,455 Of all the things she's given to other men, 263 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,790 that's what you're concerned about? 264 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,461 Please don't make a big deal about this. 265 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,864 It was a long time ago, we were broken up. 266 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,065 Which breakup was that? 267 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,200 Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre? 268 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,670 No, no. 269 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,672 This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon. 270 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,307 You have names for our breakups? 271 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,810 Well, they would really blur together if we didn't. 272 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,913 The Comic-Con breakup's easy to remember 273 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:25,817 because Leonard was the saddest Pikachu. 274 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,086 Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape, 275 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,221 and then you were the saddest Darth Vader. 276 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:35,694 You know, Penny and I aren't the only ones who've broken up. 277 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,095 So did Howard and Bernadette. 278 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:41,366 Uh, not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted. 279 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,503 I'm so sorry to hear about you and Howard. 280 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,839 Thanks. I just didn't think he was 281 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,442 the kind of guy who would be doing weird stuff online. 282 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:54,913 Really? Wow, I thought it was so obvious, but okay. 283 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,248 Look, I know it's hard, but I think the best thing 284 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,317 to do after a breakup is to take some time 285 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,318 and be by yourself. 286 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,854 Yeah, that's healthy. 287 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:03,855 Hey, babe, ready to go? 288 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,857 Do as I say, not as I do. 289 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,330 I cannot believe you're mad. 290 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,565 I'm not mad. 291 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,734 Oh, really? Tell that to your eyebrows. 292 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:19,671 Bet I could place a quarter between them, 293 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,373 and it would just stay there. 294 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,609 Fine, I'm mad. 295 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,212 I guess I was more upset by our breakup than you. 296 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,180 That is not true. Of course I was upset. 297 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,482 Didn't seem like it. 298 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:31,783 You started dating the first 299 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,952 tall, handsome hunk you could find. 300 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,386 I'm sorry, 301 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:40,091 are you mad that I dated Zack or that you didn't? 302 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,965 Hi. Hi. Hey, Zack. 303 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,434 So good to see you guys. 304 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,370 Man, we should do this more often. 305 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,773 Come over to get laptops back from you? 306 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,040 Totally. 307 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,910 So do you have it? 308 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,779 Of course I do. Penny gave it to me as a gift. 309 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,514 You don't get rid of something like that. 310 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,219 Huh. 311 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,655 All right, I'm sorry I gave away your stupid laptop. 312 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,391 You should be. We were broken up for, like, five minutes. 313 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,425 Are you guys fighting? 314 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,593 Yeah. No. 315 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,728 Are you fighting about 316 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,862 whether or not you're fighting? 317 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,397 'Cause I've had that fight before. 318 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,800 Turns out we were, and I lost. 319 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,002 Leonard thinks when we broke up, it didn't bother me. 320 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,436 ZACK: That's crazy. 321 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,006 When we were going out, she used to talk about you all the time. 322 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,808 In fact, I think she only dated me 323 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,877 because I reminded her of you. 324 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,817 Sure. 325 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,852 Because we're both... 326 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,887 people? 327 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,556 Damn right we are. 328 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,093 Oh, also, there was that video about how much she missed you. 329 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,830 What video? The one on the laptop. 330 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:55,900 I didn't mean to invade your privacy, but I am a huge snoop. 331 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,902 Ask my neighbor. She'll tell you. 332 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,904 But not right now; she's in the shower. 333 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,177 (clears throat) 334 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,682 (slurring): Hello, Leonard. 335 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,085 I was gonna write you an e-mail, but I'm a little drunk, 336 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:18,189 and spelling is a sober person's game, so... 337 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,862 I feel I owe you a 'splanation. 338 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,397 I-- I'm sorry. 339 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,600 A 'splanation. 340 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,934 (knock on door) 341 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,003 SHELDON: Penny. (knocking) Penny. 342 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,004 (knocking) Penny. 343 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,006 Sheldon, go away. I'm making a video. 344 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,207 Oh, I'm sorry. 345 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,309 I'll come back when you're alone. 346 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,879 No, no, no. I am alone. 347 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,481 I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him. 348 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,916 Oh, he knows. 349 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,551 The video I want to see 350 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,887 is why you went out with him in the first place. 351 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,023 I went out with him because he's great. 352 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,892 And if I kept going out with him, 353 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,493 I probably would've married him, 354 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,161 and that's a little scary 355 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,330 because I just don't think I'm ready for that. 356 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:04,168 You know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. 357 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,904 I-I know there's a "D" in there, 358 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:10,141 but it keeps moving every time I try and write it. 359 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,577 Sheldon, what do I do? 360 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,047 Try to pass out facedown, so you don't choke on your vomit. 361 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:20,652 I am not gonna pass out. 362 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,521 But thank you anyway. 363 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,595 Wow. I know. 364 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,331 There's, like, two more hours of her just lying there. 365 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,470 Aw, you love me so much. 366 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,773 I married you, jackass. 367 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,975 I... I know, and not just out of pity 368 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,145 like everyone said in their wedding toast. 369 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,147 You want to see the part where she falls off the chair? 370 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,648 No. Totally. 371 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,090 (thud) 372 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,430 That's my wife. 373 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,899 I got to see that again. 374 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:12,804 Got the laptop. Hand it here. 375 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,706 Oh, this is so exciting! 376 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,108 Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad back 377 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,110 all the money you took from him over the years? 378 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,246 Never even crossed my mind. 379 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,782 Okay, here's the Bitcoin folder. 380 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,117 Yeah, how much is in there? 381 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,654 It's empty. 382 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,189 What? Th-That's impossible. 383 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,992 (stammers) Do you think Zack stole it? 384 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,260 No, he doesn't know how to steal Bitcoin. 385 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,262 I mean, he waves at trucks. 386 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,135 Hmm... who could it have been? 387 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,339 Sheldon, what did you do? 388 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,041 I plotted my revenge. 389 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:54,012 If you get a dish, I'll serve you some cold. 390 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,748 What, y-you stole our Bitcoin? 391 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,849 Oh, calm down. 392 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,817 All I did was sneak onto your computer 393 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,420 and download your Bitcoin onto a flash drive. 394 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,955 What? 395 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,023 I'm not keeping it. 396 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,091 I just wanted to watch you sweat. 397 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,493 If you want to watch him sweat, 398 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,828 walk up a flight of stairs with him. 399 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,035 I've waited seven long years, but it finally happened. 400 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,302 Where's our money? 401 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,871 That's the best part. 402 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,641 It's on the Batman flash drive on your key chain. 403 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,576 You've had it in your pocket all along. 404 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,382 Sheldon... 405 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,185 I lost that key chain years ago. 406 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,858 Really? 407 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,195 D-D-Did you look under things? 408 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,901 Well, that is unfortunate. 409 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,203 I guess we've all learned a lesson today. 410 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,873 What was the lesson? 411 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,008 I don't know. 412 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,887 STUART: Huh. What's that? 413 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:14,492 Ooh, Batman flash drive. 414 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,295 Pretty cool. 415 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,297 Huh, if I erase this, 416 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,334 I could probably resell it for, like, ten bucks. 417 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,236 Things are finally going my way.