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But why do they still call
Batman using the Bat-Signal?
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Wouldn't it just be, like,
easier to text him?
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The Bat-Signal isn't
just to alert Batman,
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it's also to strike fear
in the hearts of his enemies
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and let them know
he's coming.
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Sort of like Sheldon's knock.
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Comparing me to Batman?
I'll take it.
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If we don't do anything,
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how long do you think
they'll talk about Batman?
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Well, I've know them
for 11 years, so... 11 years.
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I believe they do text him.
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The-the Bat-Signal is linked
to his phone via Bluetooth.
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Has that been
in the comics?
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No, it's just what I believe.
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All right, I'm putting
a stop to this.
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If you knew how,
why'd you wait 11 years?
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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Today at work, I found out
I am going to meet Bill Gates.
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(excited chatter)
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Sorry, Leonard,
you and Penny had a good run.
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I'm not leaving him
for Bill Gates.
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You sure? I-I bet
his Internet's really fast.
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How did this happen?
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Well, his foundation
is looking to partner
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with a pharmaceutical company to
help develop affordable vaccines
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so they asked me
to show him around.
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That's great.
When's he coming?
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Uh, he gets in on Sunday,
and Monday morning,
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I'm gonna give him a tour
of the labs and offices.
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Oh. He gets in
on Sunday, April first?
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(chuckles)
Nice try, Penny.
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What're you
talking about?
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April Fools' Day.
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This is another one
of your classic pranks
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you try to pull on me
every year.
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Literally never
pulled a prank on you.
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Oh, really?
What about last year,
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when you sent me that e-mail
with the photo attached,
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but you didn't attach a photo.
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That was a mistake.
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Messing with me? Yes, it was.
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And this year,
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I am not falling for it.
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Sheldon, I swear...
No... what are you doing?
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Oh, you're right. He's
not coming. April fools.
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You know
what they say,
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fool me "N" times,
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where "N" equals the amount of
times you've already fooled me,
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shame on you.
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Fool me "N" plus one times,
shame on me.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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So you're gonna
spend a day
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with Bill Gates.
I'm a little jealous.
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Well, I'm a little nervous.
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You know, if I do a good job,
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I'm hoping they'll consider me
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for a PR position
that's opening up.
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Well, if you're nervous,
I-I know a lot about him.
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I can fill you in
or maybe come along, whatever.
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I think I'll be okay.
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Well, I'm-I'm just saying,
what are you gonna do
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when he wants to talk about
high-level language interpreters
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for microcomputers?
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What are high-level language
interpreters for microcomputers?
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A way of programming computers
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using words and commands
instead of binary code.
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Oh. That's actually kind of
interesting. Tell me more.
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Oh, well...
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That, I'll do that. Mm-hmm.
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I didn't even see it coming.
Yeah, well...
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You never do.
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Well, i-it's just,
he's an idol of mine
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and I would love the chance
to hang out with him.
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Look, I know you
want to meet him,
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but I can't turn this
into a social thing, okay?
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This is my job.
I really need it to go well.
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I get it, I get it.
You're right.
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Actually, I've-I've already
met him once before.
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He gave a talk at Princeton
and my mom took me.
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Oh, really?
Was he nice?
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He's super nice.
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I-I got pretty emotional
and started crying and...
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He didn't make fun
of me or anything.
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Well, you were a kid.
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Uh-huh.
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Bye, my babies,
I love you.
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(high-pitched):
We love you, too, Mommy.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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AMY:
Bernadette?
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Hi. Where you off to?
El parque.
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El parque?
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I'm learning Spanish
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so I can talk to
the other nannies.
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How's that going?
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Bueno.
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Good?
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Oh...
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No bueno.
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Thanks for
coming over.
No problem.
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Can I get you anything?
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Juice box? 'Naners?
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'Naners?
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Sorry. Mom brain.
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I think I've forgot how
to talk to grown-ups.
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I meant ba-naners.
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You know what, I'm good.
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Okay.
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So, what are we watching?
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Bob the Builder.
I'll catch you up.
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That one's Bob.
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He's a builder.
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Isn't this a kids show?
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It's what we watch
in this house.
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Bob the Builder,
Dinosaur Train,
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and Peppa Pig, which is
both funny and meaningful.
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You want to take a break and
maybe get something to eat?
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Sure.
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Why does it not feel like
we're going?
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Hang on, I-I just want
to see if Bob can fix it.
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(chuckles)
Yes, he can!
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Oh, hey.
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I folded your laundry
for you. You're welcome.
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Uh, that's not mine.
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You're saying that these
aren't yours?
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No.
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So you're saying
that I'm touching
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a stranger's underpants?
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Yes.
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And just like that,
it's the worst day of my life.
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Wait, why are you
being so weird?
(sighs)
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It occurred to me that perhaps
you were telling the truth
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about Bill Gates and it wasn't
just part of an elaborate prank.
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What would the
prank part even be?
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I show up to meet Bill Gates
over your "objections,"
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but it's not
Bill Gates at all, no.
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It's one of those look-alikes
that you hire for a party.
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And then when
I go around
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showing everybody
the balloon animal
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that "Bill Gates" made for me,
I'll look like an idiot.
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Have you been eating
laundry detergent?
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I just need you
to tell me the truth.
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This is driving me crazy.
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Sheldon, he is really coming.
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Is he?
He is.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Well, now I don't know
what to believe!
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Thanks for getting me
out of the house.
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I feel like my brain
is turning to mush.
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Happy to help.
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Did I show you
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the video of the kids sitting?
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Yes, you texted it to me
at 3:00 a.m.
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Thought someone was either
in jail or dead.
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I'm sorry.
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No, no, i-it gave me
something to watch
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while I tried
to go back to sleep.
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You know what? I don't want
to be one of those moms
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who can only talk
about her kids.
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Okay, well, I'm reading
a pretty good book.
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It's the untold story of female
artists during the Renaissance.
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Oh, I'm in the middle
of a book, too.
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It's three pages long
and floats in the bath.
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All right, we can talk
about something else.
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It also quacks
when you squeeze it.
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You should've seen Michael
laugh. I think I have a video.
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Or maybe we can't.
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Why is your screen name
"JohnWilliams"?
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Uh, because I always score.
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Hey, I think I'm gonna head to
the office for a little bit.
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On a Sunday?
Yeah.
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Want to make sure
I'm prepared for tomorrow.
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Do you think you could
get Bill Gates
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to sign something for me?
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Yeah, maybe, like what?
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Oh, my arm, my chest, his call.
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His call will be to the police.
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Penny, remember when
I introduced you
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to 100 calorie Dove bars
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and you said you owed me,
like, big-time?
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Guys, even if I wanted
to introduce you,
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there is no room
in his schedule.
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I mean, look.
Look at this itinerary.
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I meet him at his hotel
first thing tomorrow morning,
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then we're on the go
all day long.
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You're right.
Guys, this is her job.
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We need to respect that.
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Thank you, honey.
Proud of you.
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Love you.
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(door closes)
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I totally just saw
what hotel he's staying at.
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What are we waiting
here for?
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For Penny to walk
down the stairs,
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get in her car, and drive away.
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Right, smart.
(clears throat)
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Is that long enough?
She's pretty quick, let's go.
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What would you do
if you had a billion dollars?
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Same as Bill Gates,
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try to make the world
a better place,
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but I'd do it
in a working Iron Man suit.
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I didn't know that came
in a boys' medium.
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Th-This is a bad idea.
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Maybe we should go.
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What are you talking about?
I don't know.
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I'm just feeling guilty,
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like I'm kind of sneaking around
behind Penny's back.
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We're not doing
anything wrong.
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We're just hanging out
in a hotel lobby.
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Plenty of people
do that:
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businessmen,
high-end prostitutes.
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That's a fun new game,
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CEO or Ho.
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No, this is wrong, let's go.
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Guys, guys, that's him.
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Be cool.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Cooler.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,967
Uh, M-Mr. Gates, I'm-I'm
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
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We've actually met before.
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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,170
Sorry, I don't remember.
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00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:09,407
You were so nice, a-and
it was really special to me
228
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because you've been such
a big influence on my life.
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I mean, ever since
I was a little kid,
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I've looked up to you
like-like a hero.
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Oh, now I remember.
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Would you like a tissue?
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How about a hug?
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00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,624
How-how about a tissue?
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Sorry I talked about
my kids the whole time.
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00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,530
Oh, don't worry about it.
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I mean, besides you cutting up
my meat for me,
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it was a lovely lunch.
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God. What's happening?
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I'm a smart, educated,
successful...
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"Woman"?
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I was gonna get it.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Pregnancy and childbirth
actually cause physical changes
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to the structure of your brain.
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I liked the old structure
of my brain.
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But then, I liked a lot
of my old structures.
248
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,027
Well, these are
positive changes.
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Studies with rats
show that new mothers
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00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,032
are more sensitive to danger,
better at multitasking
251
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,035
and bolder
in the pursuit of food.
252
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,472
I did stick a couple
lamp chops in my purse.
253
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,209
So that's what I was smelling.
254
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:21,646
Look, even though your
brain is different,
255
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,247
in many ways, it's better.
256
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,849
But were you bored?
257
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,150
Of course not.
258
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,785
You're lying.
259
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,822
Which you can tell, because
your maternal brain is better
260
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,491
at sensing nonverbal cues.
261
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,393
Now you're just being
condescending.
262
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,762
(laughs softly)
Look at you, two for two.
263
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,702
LEONARD:
Uh, hold the door.
264
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,237
Hold the door!
265
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,641
(keys jangle)
266
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,478
Oh. Hi, Leonard.
267
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,347
Didn't you hear me
yell "hold the door"?
268
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,216
I did. But you know
what they say,
269
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,252
"hold the door,
get robbed some more."
270
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,688
No one says that.
271
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,256
Oh. Well, they should,
272
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,359
because it's true,
and it rhymes.
273
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,795
So where have you been?
274
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,831
Actually, I met Bill Gates.
275
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,366
(sighs)
I see.
276
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,768
You're all in on it.
277
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,803
Uh, nice try.
278
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,272
It's not an April
Fools' joke, Sheldon.
279
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,374
I actually went to a hotel
and met him.
280
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,842
Right, right. Okay, so, uh,
281
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:29,547
"Bill Gates" was at the "hotel"
that you "went to."
282
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,517
Why is "went to" in quotes?
283
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,118
Fine.
284
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,121
So "Bill Gates" was at
the "hotel"
285
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,257
that you went to.
286
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,027
That's you and Bill Gates.
287
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,162
It is.
288
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,997
Were you crying?
289
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,399
No.
290
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,401
So,
291
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,137
it wasn't a joke, and I actually
could've met him?
292
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,872
Well, he's probably still there.
293
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,274
(gasps)
What hotel?
294
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,809
The La Quinta Inn
in Thousand Oaks,
295
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,010
under the name Hernandez.
296
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,312
Thank you, thank you so much!
297
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,582
April fools.
298
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:10,321
Hey.
299
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,556
Hey, where you been?
300
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,224
Uh, just hanging out
with the guys.
301
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,525
They still mad at me?
302
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,394
Uh, they were, but then
I was like, "Hey,"
303
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,563
and they were like, "What?"
and I was like, "You know,"
304
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,299
and they were like, "Okay."
305
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,768
You're a good husband.
306
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,037
Well, it's not for me to say,
but you just said it,
307
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,205
so you're probably right.
308
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,607
Well, as it turns out, there is
309
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,642
a little reception
for Mr. Gates tomorrow night.
310
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,179
I asked if I could bring you,
and they said yes.
311
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,750
What?
312
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,386
Yeah, you get to meet
Bill Gates again.
313
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,889
Wait, what do you mean "again"?
314
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,091
'Cause you met him
that one time with your mom.
315
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,126
Yes.
316
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,895
And then again tomorrow,
317
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,465
for a total of two,
and only two times.
318
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,268
Yeah. I wonder
if he'll remember you.
319
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,703
Yeah, I wonder that, too.
320
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,874
BERNADETTE (over baby monitor):
The sun is losing about
321
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:06,344
six times ten to the 12th grams
per second,
322
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,146
so the fraction of the mass
it loses every year
323
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,883
is about ten
to the negative 13th.
324
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,551
But don't worry.
325
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,388
It'll be millions of years
before we all freeze to death.
326
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,395
Sweet dreams.
327
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,765
Wow.
328
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,068
Hop on Pop took
a dark turn there at the end.
329
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:34,405
Amy made me realize that new
mothers are cognitively primed
330
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,774
to take in new information,
and I've been wasting it
331
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,645
making up songs
about our babies' toes.
332
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,582
To be fair, I cowrote
"Pinky Toe, Pinky Toe."
333
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,285
Evolution gave me this mom brain
to focus on the baby,
334
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,922
but I figure I can hack it to
learn all kinds of new things.
335
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,423
Well, that's great.
336
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,259
Yeah. There was a problem,
and I fixed it.
337
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:59,030
Like Bob the Builder
in that giraffe cage.
338
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,131
Spoiler alert.
339
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,600
I didn't see that one yet.
340
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,570
So that's fun.
341
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:09,273
You get to meet
Bill Gates again.
342
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,709
It's not fun, I'm screwed.
343
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,245
It's fun for us.
(chuckles)
344
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,214
Maybe he won't
remember you.
345
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,351
(sighs)
I snotted on his tie.
346
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,287
Yeah, you did,
like, a lot.
347
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,623
Hello, Leonard.
348
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,359
Thought I'd find you here.
349
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,228
You snake.
350
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,663
What's going on?
351
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,965
He sent me all the way
to Thousand Oaks
352
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,333
to meet Bill Gates
353
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,201
when he knew full well
he wasn't staying there.
354
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,869
Wha-- Leonard,
that's terrible.
355
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,171
Yeah, why would you do that?
356
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:44,709
You know he's staying at the
DoubleTree in Long Beach.
357
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,911
Aha!
358
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,479
Wait.
359
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,681
How do I know
you're not tricking me?
360
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,351
We probably are.
361
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,353
But what if we're not?
362
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,790
You think you're so smart.
363
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:04,929
You think I'm going to fall
for it again, don't you?
364
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,398
Well, I won't.
365
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,599
Where you going?
366
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,335
Shut up.
367
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:16,474
Aw, are you sure you can't come?
368
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,843
I want to,
but I'm just too sick.
369
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:19,910
Aw.
370
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,179
And you really wanted
to meet him.
371
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,614
I know.
372
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,683
And I've been trying
to hide it so I could go,
373
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,685
but I don't want
to make him sick.
374
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,420
Yeah.
375
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,557
Yeah, you do look
pretty pale and clammy.
376
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,463
Yeah.
377
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,298
Have fun.
378
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,468
Well, feel better, okay?
379
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:53,077
No, that's just my regular
pale and clammy.
380
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:58,849
I mean, really, the bigger
danger isn't the loss of mass.
381
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,117
Instead, it will
run out of hydrogen
382
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,852
to use for nuclear fuel,
383
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:05,423
swell up into a red giant,
and fry the Earth.
384
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,692
So you don't want
to split a salad?
385
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,995
No, thank you. But speaking
of splitting things,
386
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,130
did you hear about the
light-splitting greenhouse film
387
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,000
that could improve
photosynthetic efficiency?
388
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,568
No.
389
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,670
Just a little something I read
390
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,839
while nursing a human being
that I made.
391
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,142
I'm just gonna get the chicken.
392
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,343
Ah.
393
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,813
N-E-K-C-I-H-C:
chicken backwards.
394
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,482
Boom, mom brain.
395
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,019
And a whole bottle of wine.
396
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,256
Whoa. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
(laughs)
397
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,891
In your face!
398
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,860
(Skype chiming)
399
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,468
(weakly):
Hello?
400
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,870
Aw, hey, sweetie,
how you feeling?
401
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,005
(moans)
Okay. I'm just resting.
402
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,142
Well, I have a surprise
that might make you feel better.
403
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,043
Oh, really?
404
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,012
Yeah, look who's here.
405
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,917
Wait, I know you.
406
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,454
No, you don't.
407
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,922
Yes, I do.
408
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,625
You were waiting for me
at my hotel.
409
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,194
You ruined my tie.
410
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,462
Wait, what?
411
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,730
What's he talking about?
412
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,734
Uh, he, uh-- obviously,
he's kidding.
413
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,369
That's a,
that's a good one, Bill.
414
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,505
I got to go.
415
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,376
Stupid Leonard,
416
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,546
meeting stupid Bill Gates,
417
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:39,650
without stupid me.
418
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,522
Aw.
419
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,362
I am so sorry-- Sheldon?
420
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,498
Oh, Leonard,
I can't stay mad at you.
421
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,433
Come here.
(laughs)
422
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,569
Apology accepted.
423
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,105
What's for dinner? I'm starving.
424
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,314
Hola.
425
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,625
How are you ladies doing?
426
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,895
Raise your hands
if you're bueno.
427
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,798
(Letty laughs)
428
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,076
Me llamo Stuart Bloom.