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What-what are you doing?
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The light is red
so I came to a stop.
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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.
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You don't have to
obey traffic laws.
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I know I don't have to.
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The fun is choosing to.
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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.
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Ah, you should have been there;
dessert was bananas.
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Sorry, that was misleading.
The dessert was pie,
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but the pie was bananas.
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Actually, the pie was cherry,
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but the taste
of the pie was... bananas.
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Those mixers are such
a waste of university money.
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If they spent less money
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on frivolous nonsense
and more money on science,
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we'd all be better off.
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You're a theoretical physicist.
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What more do you need than
an office and a whiteboard?
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Someday, my new formulas
on entropy decrease
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due to quantum decoherence
will need to be tested
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and that will require funding.
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Your theories
are pretty abstract.
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I wouldn't even know how to
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design an experiment
to prove them.
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Says the experimental physicist.
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Well, I know a place the
university can make some cuts.
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Bye, Leonard.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
One second, one second.
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He's got a point.
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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,
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you'd have to create
a black hole.
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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
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Perhaps, but we'd all go to
the grave knowing I was right.
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I guess you could create
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a contained
microscopic black hole.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Welcome back, Leonard.
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Sorry, you're out.
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What did I do?
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Exactly.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Ooh, this one's pretty.
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Mm. My mother
wouldn't approve;
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shows too much clavicle.
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She calls it
"the bosom's welcome mat."
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I can't wait to get drunk
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and pick a fight with
her at your wedding.
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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.
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No. This is just
to give you ideas.
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You know, do-do you want
something simple and elegant?
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I mean, do you
want a train?
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Ooh, we're talking about trains.
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Not the kind
of trains you like.
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Oh, I like all kinds of
trains-- steam, diesel,
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coal, elevated, bullet.
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I defy you to name a train
that I don't like.
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The kind on the back
of a wedding dress?
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I did not see that coming.
Good job.
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But while we're on the subject
of fashion,
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I'm asking the university
for some funding tomorrow.
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What should I wear?
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Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra
I can loan you
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that always gets me free drinks.
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How much money are you
asking for?
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$500 million.
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Then I'd go no bra.
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What do you need
that kind of money for?
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I have figured out
an experimental design
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that may corroborate my latest
thinking on string theory.
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I just need 2,148
high-power lasers
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to compress 20 micrograms of
gold into a small enough volume
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to make a microscopic
black hole.
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Just nod.
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Mmm.
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Sheldon, they're not gonna give
you half a billion dollars.
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I mean, they won't
even give me that much
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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains "grow younger."
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Can you?
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(whispers):
No. Shh.
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But I need it. It's the only way
to settle the contradictions
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between gravity
and quantum mechanics.
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Well, it's too much money, you
can't ask for that all at once.
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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments
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of $83,333,333.33?
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Okay. What if you asked
for $20 million?
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I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,
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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.
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Do you even know
who Lady Gaga is?
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Presumably,
the wife of Lord Gaga.
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Sheldon, you know,
Penny's got a point.
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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,
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you-you got to be careful not
to scare them away, you know?
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You got to start small
and-and build up slowly,
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even if it takes
eight years.
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Eight long years.
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That's oddly specific.
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Have you ever done that?
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Nope.
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So with this level of
high-power laser array,
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we would actually be able
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to solve the black hole
information paradox
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once and for all.
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That's impressive, and how much
funding were you looking for?
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$20 million.
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Really?
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You think you can build that
for $20 million?
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Not a chance.
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I'm sorry, then why are you
asking me for it?
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Because once you've
spent $20 million,
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you're much more likely
to give me an additional 50.
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So actually, what you're saying
is with $70 million,
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you can build this.
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I can see why you'd think that,
but no.
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You can't go
to the board of trustees
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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million
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and have nothing to show for it.
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No. The only way
you'd be able
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to save face is to double down.
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So 140?
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And then double again.
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280?
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And then-- good news--
not quite double again.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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We have a deal?
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He said no?
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No. That's only
a two letter word.
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You're gonna have to
double down.
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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
but this sort of thing happens.
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Higgs had to wait
almost 50 years
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before they built a collider
big enough to prove his theory.
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50 years?
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But I want to play with it now.
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KOOTHRAPPALI: You just
have to wait for science
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to catch up
or technology to get cheaper.
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Think about, uh, DVD players--
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they used to cost, like,
a thousand dollars,
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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.
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Yeah, you-you just have
to be patient.
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But what if
while I'm being patient,
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someone more relentless than me
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badgers their university
into giving them money?
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If there's someone
more relentless than you,
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I'd like to meet them.
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I would not.
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I'm not waiting for the
university to come around.
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I'll find another way
to raise the money.
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Ooh, if it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you,
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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
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40 bucks if I can throw
a DVD player.
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Would you like some champagne?
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Oh, thank you.
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Thanks.
Sure.
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This is nice.
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What? Helping Amy find
a dress or day drinking?
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It's just nice, okay?
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What do you think?
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(gasps)
Amy, oh, my God.
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You look
so beautiful.
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I feel beautiful.
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And look: both clavicles.
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Take that, Mom.
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You know what they say:
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if you got 'em,
flaunt 'em.
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Is it possible that the very
first dress is the dress?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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Little finger
sandwiches, too.
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This place is amazing.
Interesting thing
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about finger sandwiches:
you put enough of them together,
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you got a sandwich.
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AMY: Uh, guys,
we have a problem.
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Are you okay?
What's wrong?
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I look amazing in all
of these dresses!
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Wow. Look at your waist.
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Where you been
hiding that thing?
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(giggles)
Bernadette, stop.
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Penny, you say
something nice now.
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Boy, you know, when Sheldon
sees you in that dress,
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he's gonna want to
methodically take it off,
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fold it up, carefully place it
in a storage box,
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label it, and then ravish you.
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Should I try on some more?
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Are you having fun?
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Am I having fun being beautiful?
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Of course I am!
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Great. Keep going.
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AMY:
This is it.
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This is the one.
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Do you love it?
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Do you?
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I do.
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Wow.
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Also, wow.
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Hello, Leonard.
Hi.
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Are you doing anything?
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No. I'm just sitting here
at my desk
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typing on my computer
for nothing.
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That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.
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Can you help me shoot
my Kickstarter video?
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Do you really think people
are gonna give you
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half a billion dollars?
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Of course not, but if I can
raise enough seed money
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to show that I'm serious,
I should be able
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to attract some major investors.
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And look at the cool
incentives I'm offering.
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"For $50,000,
I will examine your diet
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and create a customized
bathroom schedule."
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That's fitting--
50 grand down the toilet.
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Well, how about this?
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For $100,000,
I will design the flag
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of your house or apartment.
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And for $1 million,
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I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you.
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Aw, and all these years,
I've been getting that for free.
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Don't be smug, Leonard.
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That's one of the things
that's wrong with you.
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Well, that was
a successful trip.
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Yes.
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Amy found a dress
that she liked.
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She sure did.
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She found
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a dress that looked like...
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like it made her happy.
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She-she did look happy.
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I mean, her face was
just glowing, so...
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Yeah, we should make sure
the photographer knows
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to just really...
get in there.
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Mm.
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So we agree it's awful?
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That dress should be
set on fire!
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Should we say something?
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No, we can't.
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But don't you think
she brought us with her
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'cause she wants
our honest opinion?
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No one wants that.
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I do.
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No, ya don't.
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I don't want her
to look back
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and think she made
some awful mistake.
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You mean like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?
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See? Was that fun?
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Someone's gonna
say something.
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It should be us now instead
of everyone at her wedding.
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Okay, but as long
as we do it gently.
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And together.
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Well, what about my dress?
256
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Don't you like it?
257
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,774
I don't.
It's beautiful.
258
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,553
Hey, Stuart, I'd like
to sell some comic books.
259
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,855
Oh. Well, I know
all about that.
260
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:34,225
Step one is flunk
out of art school.
261
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,360
Well, why are
you selling 'em?
262
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,262
The university is refusing
to fund my experiment,
263
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:41,365
so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.
264
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,333
Ah. How much do you need?
265
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,870
For a start, I'm trying
to raise $500,000.
266
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,340
Well, I hope you have
that rare Superman
267
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,677
printed on the skin
of actual Superman.
268
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,545
I know you're making a joke,
269
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,248
but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.
270
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,383
And this is just
the first box of many.
271
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,086
All right, let's
see what you got.
272
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,558
Huh. Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
273
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,260
(gasps loudly)
274
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,664
Yes.
275
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,633
Ooh, look at this.
276
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,136
Giant-Size X-Men
number one,
277
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,872
Len Wein's relaunch
of the franchise.
278
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,241
Yeah. I know what it is.
I'm the one who bought it,
279
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,976
bagged it, boarded it
and taped it shut
280
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,044
while wearing
white cotton gloves.
281
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,646
Okay, well, you know,
282
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,649
I'm gonna have to open it
to assess its condition.
283
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,317
Just be gentle.
284
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:38,156
It's never felt
the touch of a man before.
285
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,925
You don't seem like you
really want to sell these.
286
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,261
Of course I don't want
to sell these.
287
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,296
These are all
important to me,
288
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,165
but not as important
as science,
289
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,168
and if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.
290
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,037
Okay. Uh, why don't you
leave these here with me,
291
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,906
and I'll-I'll price
'em out for you.
292
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,475
Is it okay
if I stand here and watch?
293
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,444
Sure.
294
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,516
If anyone asks,
tell them I was brave.
295
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,188
Hey, I can't believe you just
threw me under the bus.
296
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,789
I know, right?
That was crazy.
297
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,758
Well...
298
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,159
Do you know how
that makes me look?
299
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,029
Uh, that's an
easy one-- bad.
Well...
300
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,298
Why didn't you tell her that you
didn't like the dress, either?
301
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,699
I mean, what happened
to our united front?
302
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,469
I'm sorry. Is this your
first day being a girl?
303
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,345
Ooh, did your mom pack
your lunch?
304
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,347
(chuckles)
Of course not.
305
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,716
Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich
306
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,320
in dry ice and overnight it
from Texas?
307
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,089
Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.
308
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,124
I like tuna fish.
309
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,127
Do you want it? I'll sell it
to you for $5,000.
310
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,395
How's the fundraising going?
311
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,865
Oh, that depends.
Raj, was that a "yes"?
No.
312
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,000
It's going badly.
313
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,835
How much have
you raised?
314
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,770
Well, with my
Kickstarter campaign,
315
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,640
selling my collectibles, and
the money in my bank account,
316
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,542
about $65,000.
317
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,344
Wow. That's a lot.
318
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,712
Yeah, not enough.
319
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,448
It's so frustrating that
science should be held hostage
320
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,682
to the almighty dollar.
321
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,585
Well, don't give up. You'll find
that money somewhere.
322
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,853
You really think so?
No,
323
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,889
but it's good
that he has a hobby.
324
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,857
You ever thought
of going to Vegas?
325
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,426
Can you be more specific?
326
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,830
Las Vegas?
327
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,865
Oh, you mean gambling.
Mm.
328
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,934
Oh. Well, that's not
the worst idea.
329
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,970
Um, it is the worst idea,
and I'm including the year
330
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,440
that Raj wore nothing
but tracksuits.
331
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,043
Ordinary people
can't beat a casino,
332
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,012
but mathematicians
and scientists,
333
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,246
they do it all the time.
334
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,681
Yeah, a group
of students
335
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,551
from MIT took Las Vegas
for millions, and that's MIT.
336
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,520
Howard went there.
337
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,023
Come on, Sheldon.
338
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,692
I'll give you a ride out
to the desert right now.
339
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,027
No one is going to Vegas.
340
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,596
No, we weren't
gonna make it to Vegas.
341
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,535
Hi. Do you
have a minute?
342
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,837
Depends. Is what
I'm wearing okay,
343
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,173
or should I go change first?
344
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,309
Look, I'm sorry.
345
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,577
I never should have said
I didn't like your dress.
346
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,246
It's your wedding,
and all that matters is
347
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,647
that you feel beautiful.
348
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,616
Thank you.
349
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,618
So, are... are we good?
350
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,686
No, we're not good.
351
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,187
You ruined my dress.
352
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,556
Well, why? I just said
you should wear it.
353
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,292
Well, I can't wear it now.
I mean, I know you hate it.
354
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,027
That's all I'm gonna
be thinking about.
355
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,495
No, I don't hate it.
356
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,165
I asked if you liked it,
and you said no.
357
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,767
There is a lot of room between
"don't like" and "hate."
358
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:40,371
You know, it's-it's where
you find rice pudding and jazz.
359
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,474
Anyway, who cares
what I think?
360
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,510
I do. You're the-the coolest,
361
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,947
prettiest, best-dressed
person in my life.
362
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,916
Okay, that would be
flattering,
363
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,652
except I know
all the people in your life.
364
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,654
Look, Amy,
365
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,157
I don't know what to say.
I think I got stuck on the fact
366
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,994
that it's not a dress I would
choose, but it shouldn't be.
367
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,495
You know,
it's your dress.
368
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,431
I mean, hey,
would you marry Leonard?
369
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,532
Ew.
370
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:13,871
Okay, a simple "no"
would have been fine, but...
371
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,506
you see my point.
372
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,408
That we're different people?
373
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,111
Yes, and from now on,
I am gonna remember
374
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,146
that this wedding
is all about you.
375
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,982
I appreciate that.
376
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,884
You're a good maid of honor.
377
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,387
(ringtone plays)
378
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,655
It's Bernadette.
Hello?
379
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,658
I feel bad about hanging Penny
out to dry.
380
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,996
The truth is,
I don't like the dress, either.
381
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,765
Are you kidding me?
382
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,967
Now Bernadette doesn't
like the dress?
383
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,236
(whispers):
Oh, she is the worst.
384
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,409
Anyone seen Sheldon?
385
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,544
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.
386
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:57,381
Careful. Don't say his
name a third time.
387
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,284
You don't think he actually went
to Las Vegas, do you?
388
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,886
(roulette ball clicking)
389
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,287
Five red.
390
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,722
(slot machines chiming)
391
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,857
This is it.
392
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,026
Is everything okay, sir?
Oh. Hi.
393
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,361
It's better than okay.
394
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,863
I am a physicist, and I have
been observing this wheel
395
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,833
for hours and running
a chi-square analysis,
396
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,436
which is how I know that
the ball is far more likely
397
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,571
to land on 32, 17 or five.
398
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,240
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,
399
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,776
I'd like to make
several large bets.
400
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,780
Well, good for you.
Pelican.
401
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:30,614
What's pelican?
402
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,583
Sir, would you
come with us?
Oh, no.
403
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,919
I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.
404
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,323
17 black.
No! No!
405
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,065
Oh, guess who's no longer
allowed to set foot in...?
406
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,369
(gasps)
Wow!
407
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,772
You look beautiful.
408
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,476
Really?
409
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,811
'Cause I was gonna return it.
410
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,347
Why would you return it?
411
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,085
You look like a pile of swans.
412
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,656
I'm so glad you like it...
413
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:17,461
because... it's gonna be
my wedding dress.
414
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,631
I can't wait to marry you.
415
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,137
Why do you smell
like smoke?
416
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,074
I was in Vegas.
417
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,275
Vegas?
418
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,545
I'm sorry. Las Vegas.