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Hey, whatcha doing?
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Improving
our wedding photos.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Wait, I'm still in them, right?
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Of course.
And not only you.
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I've added some guests
who couldn't be there.
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Who's that next
to my father?
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The Wright brothers.
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And why are they at our wedding?
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Orville, because I admire him;
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Wilbur, because he was
Orville's plus-one.
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Oh.
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You got an e-mail
from someone named Tam.
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Tam? What does he want?
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Uh...
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looks like he's coming to give
his son a tour of Caltech.
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He's hoping you guys
can meet up.
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He would like that, wouldn't he?
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Well, that is the gist
of the e-mail.
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Who's Tam?
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He was my best friend
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in the whole world growing up.
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Really? Why have I never
heard you mention him before?
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Oh, of course I have.
I'm sure I've mentioned him,
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like, five times this week.
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I don't think you have.
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Tam! Tam! Tam! Tam! Tam!
There, it's only Thursday.
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I didn't just drink the crazy
milk, I bought the crazy cow.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x04 ♪
The Tam Turbulence
Original Air Date on O
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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So, are you actually engaged
to this woman you just met?
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Yeah.
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Tell us the truth.
Did she get you pregnant?
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Very funny.
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Guys, I need your help, okay?
I'm trying
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to buy her
engagement ring.
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What do you
think of this?
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Do you think she'll
like this one?
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Well, it's hard to say,
not knowing much about her.
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Does she have fingers?
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Yes, she has ten fingers
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and ten toes.
Probably.
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I'll get back to you
after I see her in sandals.
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Hey, did you guys know
that Sheldon had
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a best friend growing up
named Tam?
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Was that the imaginary
talking koala?
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No. He's a real person
who apparently betrayed him.
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Yeah, so did the koala.
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I tried to ask him
about it,
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and he invoked section three,
article five
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of the marriage contract:
beeswax comma none of your.
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I can't pry.
I mean,
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I have to respect his wishes.
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Wow. I wonder
what that guy could've done
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to make Sheldon
not talk to him for 20 years.
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I wonder if it'd work
a second time.
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I'm pumping!
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It's Penny.
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Oh. Come in.
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I thought you were pumping.
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I thought you were my boss.
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Okay, listen, I'm really worried
about this whole Raj thing.
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I know, he's so desperate
to get married, which is weird,
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because I can't imagine
we make it look that great.
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I know, right? You know,
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if this woman's
gonna be around, I think
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we should check her out
a little.
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I looked online.
She doesn't have an Instagram,
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which means she's either 80
or something's wrong with her.
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Well, I could ask my dad.
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Maybe he can get some
of his old cop buddies
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to do a background
check on her.
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- Would he do that?
- Of course.
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He's a retired cop
who plays by his own rules.
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Hi, Daddy.
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No, everything's good.
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I just have a favor to ask.
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Yeah, so, my friend Raj
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is marrying this woman
that he barely knows,
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and I wanted to see if you
could use your connections
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to dig up any dirt on her.
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Uh-huh.
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Sure.
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Okay. Love you.
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Is he in?
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Absolutely not. He won't do it.
It's totally illegal.
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I thought you said
he played by his own rules.
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He does, but apparently,
they're very similar
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to the actual rules.
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I still can't believe
Sheldon had a best friend
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we've never
heard about.
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Ooh, somebody's jealous.
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- I'm not jealous.
- Leonard,
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this is a safe space--
it's okay to be vulnerable.
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All I'm saying is
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you know the timing
of a fellow's bowel movements,
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you don't think there's
a lot left to discover.
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I wonder what Tam
could have done.
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Hmm. Well, if Sheldon doesn't
want to talk about it,
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it's got to be
pretty upsetting.
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I have his brother George's
number-- he might know.
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Really?
You have George's number?
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So so jealous.
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Yeah, sure, I remember Tam,
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Sheldon's little Vietnam buddy.
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The two of them were
always running around together.
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So, what happened?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, Sheldon
never talks about him.
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They haven't spoken in years.
He wasn't at the wedding.
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He wasn't?
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All right, well,
this is embarrassing,
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'cause I had a long conversation
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with someone
who I thought was Tam.
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Wait, wait, so you don't know
what their fight was about?
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I wish I could help you, boys.
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But, you know,
Sheldon used to keep
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an enemies list
when he was a kid.
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Oh, he still does.
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Really? I figured
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that went the same way
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as his bathroom schedule.
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If you mean digitized, annotated
and put online, it did.
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Maybe that'll tell you
something.
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Hey, while you're looking at it,
if I'm still on there
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for peeing
in his shampoo bottle...
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Eh, you know what,
just leave it.
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- See ya, boys.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- All right, got his enemies list.
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Ooh, he updated
the interface.
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You can search
by first name,
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last name or length of grudge.
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Is Tam on it?
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Let's see.
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Yep. Right here.
Tam Nguyen.
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- Oh, great. What did he do?
- Hold on.
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I have to agree
to the terms of service.
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No, I'm not a robot.
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Okay.
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"Which of these are plants?"
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And we're in.
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Great. What-what
does it say?
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Well...
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"He knows what he did."
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Oh, come on.
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Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, if Tam knows
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what he did, we
can just ask him.
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He's gonna be on campus tomorrow
showing his son around.
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Won't that make Sheldon mad?
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Everything makes
Sheldon mad.
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- Yeah.
- Look at his list.
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Jim Henson for, quote,
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"putting a terrifying,
giant yellow bird on television
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and in my nightmares."
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- Oh, this is so nice.
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe instead of introducing
ourselves to Anu,
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we could just get a room,
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order some food and take a nap.
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Yeah, I've fallen
for that line before.
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It never leads
to napping.
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That must be her.
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Oh. She's cute.
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Okay, I got you two seats
to Hamilton tonight.
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Your tickets will be
at the concierge desk.
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Of course.
My pleasure.
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May I help you?
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Yes, I'm here to pick up
our Hamilton tickets.
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Stop.
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Hi. We're Raj's friends.
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I'm Penny.
This is Bernadette.
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We just came by to
introduce ourselves.
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So you came to check me out?
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She's smart.
I like her.
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We just want to see
if we could take you
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to dinner
and get to know you a bit.
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That sounds nice.
How about tonight after work?
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Maybe we can go to Bavel.
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Oh, I wish. That place is
impossible to get into.
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Oh, please.
Getting into impossible places
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is my superpower.
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Me, too.
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I can fit my whole body
in our dryer.
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All set. 8:30.
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Wow. Okay, well,
we'll see you tonight.
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- See you then.
- Okay.
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Bye.
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She can get
into any restaurant,
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but the best husband
she can find is Raj?
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Not Tam.
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Not Tam.
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Not Tam.
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Got him.
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- Tam Nguyen?
- Yeah. Yes.
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Is my son done
with his tour?
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No idea. We're actually
friends of Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh, I've been trying
to get in touch with him,
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but I never heard back.
Is he okay?
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Well, if you mean
physically, yes.
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If you mean
every other way, no.
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- So, is he here?
- Uh, no.
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He-he didn't come.
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He's, uh...
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he's still pretty
upset about...
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you know.
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I know what?
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Come on,
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you-you must know.
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No, we haven't talked in,
like, 20 years.
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Right. Because...
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you know.
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I don't think
he knows.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Why did you and Sheldon
stop being friends?
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- What did you do?
- And don't worry,
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even though we
just met you,
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we think you're right
and he's wrong.
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I didn't do anything.
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He moved to California,
and we just drifted apart.
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Oh, come on, there's
got to be something...
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- Oh, hey, Sheldon.
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- We just met...
- Sheldon! So good to see you!
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Tam.
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It's been a long time.
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Mm, not long enough
to erase the sting of betrayal.
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How did I betray you?
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You know what you did.
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Uh, let me
catch you up.
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He does not.
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When I moved to California,
what did you do?
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I stayed in Texas.
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Do you believe this guy?!
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So, he was your best friend
growing up?
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Yes.
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Were there no other kids
in Texas?
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Hey. What is
going on with you?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, I'm sure you have
a perfectly stupid reason.
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I don't do anything
for a stupid reason.
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Except, perhaps,
Talk Like a Pirate Day,
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and I'd argue that's
more whimsical than stupid.
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You know, I was curious to find
out what Tam had done wrong.
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Why am I not surprised
the answer is nothing?
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So you're taking his side.
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You scurvy dog.
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You watch yourself.
There is room on my enemies list
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now that the cafeteria ladies
finally told me
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what's in the chili.
256
00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:37,373
By the way, don't eat the chili.
257
00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:38,641
Wai-Wai-Wait, you know what?
258
00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,910
Do.
259
00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:42,679
Be careful, Sheldon.
260
00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:45,026
I don't think you can afford
to lose a second best friend.
261
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,350
I don't see anyone lining up
to be your third.
262
00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,652
D... Wait.
263
00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:52,455
"Snarky comebacks..."
264
00:09:52,524 --> 00:09:54,257
Oh, here we go.
265
00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:56,492
"You have your entire life
to be a jerk,
266
00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:59,128
why not take today off?"
267
00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:06,669
That was harsh,
but he was asking for it.
268
00:10:08,106 --> 00:10:09,439
This place is amazing.
269
00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:10,973
I can't believe
you got us in here.
270
00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,475
Well, it's kind of my job.
271
00:10:12,544 --> 00:10:15,411
Usually I get tipped for it,
but I'll leave that up to you.
272
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:19,015
Look, I think that's
LeBron over there.
273
00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,016
James?
274
00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,617
No, LeBron Kershenbaum.
275
00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:24,787
So, what do you want to know?
276
00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:27,924
Well, you seem like a
smart, successful woman,
277
00:10:27,992 --> 00:10:30,293
why would you want to marry
someone you just met?
278
00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:31,994
Fair question.
279
00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,330
In my 20s, I tried this
the normal way.
280
00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:36,065
You know, met a guy,
fell in love,
281
00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,700
we moved in together.
282
00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:40,403
I put him through culinary
school, screenwriting classes,
283
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:43,740
and finally dumped him when he
wanted to become a midwife.
284
00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:45,508
Then I realized,
285
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:48,411
my parents are happy;
they had an arranged marriage.
286
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,213
Why am I fighting this?
287
00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:52,415
I dunno, I married for love
288
00:10:52,484 --> 00:10:56,419
and it turned out... fine.
289
00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:01,324
Oh, yeah, me, too.
290
00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:05,361
Hi.
291
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,030
Howard, today
is your lucky day.
292
00:11:08,099 --> 00:11:09,932
Leonard's out, you're my new
best friend.
293
00:11:11,302 --> 00:11:12,546
Well, I'm not
thrilled about it either,
294
00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:13,936
but here we are.
295
00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:15,471
Okay, fine.
296
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,773
Is Bernadette there?
297
00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:17,974
Sh... No.
298
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,442
Just Stuart?
299
00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:21,611
Let me call you back.
300
00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:22,845
Let me guess.
301
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:24,514
This thing with Tam escalated,
302
00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:25,748
and now you're mad at Leonard
303
00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,350
and looking for
a new best friend?
304
00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,152
You know me so well.
305
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,421
It's too bad you can't be
my best friend.
306
00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:33,055
I can be.
307
00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:35,324
You can't be my wife
and my best friend.
308
00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,427
Who would I complain
about you to?
309
00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:39,862
Just tell me what happened.
310
00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:43,399
Leonard talked to Tam behind
my back and took his side.
311
00:11:43,468 --> 00:11:45,802
And after what he did to me.
Can you believe it?
312
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,971
No. I'm-I'm shocked
and outraged.
313
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,641
Now, tell me why
I'm shocked and outraged.
314
00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,377
Fine.
315
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:57,113
When I got accepted
to grad school at Caltech,
316
00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,449
I was afraid to move
so far away from home.
317
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,651
So Tam said
he'd move out here with me
318
00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,419
and be my roommate.
Then,
319
00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:05,288
over the summer,
he got a girlfriend,
320
00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:06,889
even after reading
all the pamphlets
321
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,959
I gave him
about social diseases.
322
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:13,095
Aw, I remember when you
gave me those pamphlets.
323
00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:15,598
Anyway, Tam stayed
with her in Texas,
324
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,334
and I had to move out here
all by myself.
325
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,970
That must've been scary.
326
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,738
It was.
327
00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:24,474
I was lonely, and I thought
328
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,175
I'd never make a friend again.
329
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:28,845
And for a long time, I didn't.
330
00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:29,913
But then you did.
331
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:31,781
And great friends.
332
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:35,051
If you think about it, if Tam
had moved out here with you,
333
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:37,520
who knows what your life
would've been like.
334
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:45,628
Yes.
335
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,174
Uh, I'm Leonard Hofstadter.
I called you
336
00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:48,438
about the apartment.
You said...
337
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,600
Tell him to go away.
You already have a roommate.
338
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,605
New neighbor?
339
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:56,507
Oh, hi.
340
00:12:56,574 --> 00:12:57,607
- Hi.
- Hi.
341
00:12:57,675 --> 00:13:00,109
- Hi.
- Hi.
342
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:11,287
Tam, look.
343
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,956
Sheldon's hugging me.
344
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,626
It's a Saturnalia miracle.
345
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,862
Sheldon, come here.
346
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,764
Bazinga.
347
00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:26,135
No, my life
would've still been great.
348
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,641
So what is the craziest
request anyone's ever made?
349
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,343
Oh, you know,
I can't really say.
350
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,379
Concierge-guest confidentiality.
351
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:37,747
Really, that's a thing?
352
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:39,515
No.
353
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:43,152
This one time, I had to go
to Walmart at 3:00 a.m.
354
00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:45,988
because Britney Spears
needed to blow bubbles.
355
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:49,058
- Oh.
- That is so cool.
356
00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:51,394
By the way, do not tell Raj
that you met Britney Spears,
357
00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:52,895
because he will literally die.
358
00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:57,166
We've been talking so much
about me,
359
00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,368
tell me about Raj.
360
00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:00,614
Okay, are you trying
to get us drunk
361
00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:02,171
so we'll dish on
our friend?
362
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,607
'Cause it's totally gonna work,
what do you want to know?
363
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:07,276
What kind of guy is he?
364
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:08,678
He is great.
365
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:09,845
- So great.
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,547
How come he's still single?
367
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:15,785
- He's great.
- So great. Yeah.
368
00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:17,019
Come on.
369
00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:18,288
There's really nothing
to tell.
370
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:19,723
Raj is so much fun
to hang out with.
371
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,157
He's like one
of our girlfriends.
372
00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:22,758
And I mean that in a good way.
373
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,794
But also a bad way.
374
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,329
Anything else?
375
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,632
- No.
- No.
376
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,867
I mean, h-he
takes baths with his dog,
377
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:34,236
but not in a weird way.
378
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:36,939
Or a normal way;
they both wear swimsuits.
379
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:41,410
He also cries every time
Hugh Jackman sings.
380
00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:44,880
But not cute sniffles--
full-on snot sobs.
381
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:47,516
But he is great.
382
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,118
- So great.
- Yeah.
383
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:54,391
Hello, Sheldon.
384
00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:56,292
Hello Tam.
Thank you for coming.
385
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:59,895
I just want you to know
that, um...
386
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:02,064
I forgive you.
387
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,133
I didn't do anything.
388
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:04,300
And yet, here I am,
389
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,769
still being the bigger man.
390
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:09,171
Look, I was in love with Beth,
391
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,573
and she made me happy.
392
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:11,907
Y... Really?
393
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:13,643
Did she let you play
with her train set?
394
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,647
In a manner of speaking.
395
00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:22,985
Sheldon, I needed
to stay in Texas.
396
00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:24,587
And you needed
to come here.
397
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,555
I knew you were gonna
do amazing things,
398
00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,025
and meet amazing people
who were gonna respect you,
399
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:31,293
because you're brilliant.
And because they never had to
400
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,996
fish you out of a dumpster.
401
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,242
Well, they have,
but it was during
402
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:37,800
my short-lived parkour phase.
403
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:40,770
I didn't mean to upset you.
404
00:15:40,838 --> 00:15:42,405
And I want you to know
I'm really proud
405
00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:44,073
of everything you've done.
406
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,875
Thank you.
407
00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:48,210
It did work out for me.
408
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:51,947
And I'm sorry that things
didn't work out for you.
409
00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:53,716
They did work out for me.
410
00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:57,019
Oh, Tam, you don't need
to be brave on my account.
411
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,354
I'm not.
412
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,123
I have a great wife
and amazing children.
413
00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:02,391
I'm very happy.
414
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,293
Brave, brave Tam.
415
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,999
Sounds like Penny and
Bernadette had fun last night.
416
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,167
I know.
417
00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:12,668
Bernie came home pretty drunk.
418
00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:15,037
She tried to sleep in the dryer.
419
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,810
Hello, you all remember Tam,
my best friend from high school.
420
00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:22,256
- Yeah. - Of course.
- How's it going?
421
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,747
Sheldon's been showing
me and my son around.
422
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,322
Now we know where all
the clean bathrooms are.
423
00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:28,218
Yep.
424
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,459
You just remember the mnemonic:
425
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:31,087
if it's number one,
the library's fun,
426
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,155
if it's number two,
the basement's for you.
427
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:35,925
I'm glad you guys made up.
428
00:16:35,993 --> 00:16:38,327
Well, I realized my life
turned out great,
429
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,162
and it's silly
to hold a grudge.
430
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,298
And I had no idea we were
fighting, so it was easy.
431
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:44,834
Uh, don't worry, Leonard,
432
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:47,169
you're still
my California best friend.
433
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:50,673
Cool.
434
00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:53,075
So, what do you want to do now?
435
00:16:53,144 --> 00:16:55,811
Go to the train store,
go to the comic book store?
436
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,958
Actually, I have to grab my
son and head to the airport.
437
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,582
I was just about
to call a cab.
438
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,684
Don't be silly,
you don't have to call a cab.
439
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,018
You're my oldest friend.
440
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:06,021
Leonard will take you.
Right, Leonard?
441
00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:08,524
Sure.
442
00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:09,725
Shall we?
443
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:10,794
Eh, eh, eh, hold on.
444
00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:12,328
I haven't seen
Tam in 20 years,
445
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,640
give me a chance
to say good-bye.
446
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:15,498
Bye.
447
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:24,214
Check it out--
LeBron James posted a picture
448
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:25,482
of me and him
on Instagram.
449
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:26,783
I don't see you.
450
00:17:26,852 --> 00:17:28,051
Look right behind him.
451
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,319
No.
452
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:31,855
Okay. You see that table
just past his left shoulder?
453
00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:34,992
Now go back two more tables
and over to the right.
454
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,494
All I see is
a yellow smudge.
455
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:39,529
That's me!
456
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:42,833
Oh, it's Raj.
457
00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:44,968
Hey Raj,
I'm here with Penny.
458
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:47,938
What the hell did you two
say to Anu?
459
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:49,306
Uh...
460
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,608
whatever do you mean?
461
00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:53,977
Why, why would you tell her
462
00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:56,113
I wear ladies' deodorant?
463
00:17:56,181 --> 00:18:00,050
Uh, because you're a boy
and it's really funny.
464
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,386
Oh, oh, okay. Pardon me
465
00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:05,122
for having the confidence
to smell daisy-fresh.
466
00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,725
Just do me a favor
and stay away from her.
467
00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:13,096
Ugh, God, now I feel bad.
468
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:14,364
I know.
469
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:15,799
Maybe we should
take her out again
470
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,067
and do some damage control.
471
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,102
You know, that's a good idea.
472
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:21,171
Think she can
get us into SoHo House?
473
00:18:22,841 --> 00:18:24,709
I don't know, but we
owe it to Raj to try.
474
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:25,733
Mm-hmm.
475
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:34,027
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