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Recently, 12 new moons
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were discovered
orbiting Jupiter,
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bringing the total up to 79.
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As a middle child myself,
I'd like to extend
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my sympathies to moons
two through 78.
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Your grandpa
will never learn your name.
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I'd like to thank you for
joining me on this journey
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through the stars.
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If you enjoyed
this lecture,
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please come back Thursday
for the exact same one.
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Do I look like I just woke up?
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No.
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Great. I'm gonna
go say hey to Raj.
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What were you guys
giggling about?
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They were passing
notes to each other.
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Oh-ho, love notes?
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If you love math.
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And we do.
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It's for our
super-asymmetry theory.
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Yeah, Amy and I have
been having so much fun
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collaborating together.
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Well, you know what they
say, you never collaborate
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as much as your first
year of marriage.
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- Hey, great show.
- Thanks.
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Oh, Howard, uh,
this is Andrea.
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She's the director
of the planetarium.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Howard Wolowitz.
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Engineer, husband, father...
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...astronaut.
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Really? You're an astronaut?
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Well, I don't like to brag.
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Hmm, yeah, but
somehow, you manage.
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Raj, you should have Howard
join you for one of your shows.
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Oh, that might be fun.
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But-- it might be, but with
two small children at home
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and a full-time job,
I'm sure you're too busy.
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No, I could find the time.
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Well, you don't have
to decide right now.
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It's okay, I...
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He can't do it.
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Hey, hurry up, guys.
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The gift shop's closing,
and Amy said
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I can get one big thing
or two little things.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x05 ♪
The Planetarium Collision
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♪ Our whole universe
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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So I'm gonna place the sensory
isolation helmet on you
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for about five minutes.
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All you need to do
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is sit still and relax.
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What do I do if I start
to get claustrophobic?
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Oh, the helmet will sense that
and stop the experiment.
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Really?
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No, but that would
be cool, wouldn't it?
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Amy, are you busy?
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I've got a subject wired up
for a sensory study.
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So...
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Yes, I'm busy.
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Oh.
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I'm tracking a subject's
brain activity
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in real time as we
introduce olfactory stimuli.
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I'm smelling baby powder.
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That's just my husband.
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Well, I had a thought about
our super-asymmetry theory.
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Let me show you this one thing.
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Well, I-I want to see it,
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but not when I'm in the middle
of an experiment.
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Still baby powder!
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Boy, he is annoying. Do any
of those buttons shock him?
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Look, I'm really excited
about our paper, too,
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but I've got
a lot of my own work
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to catch up on,
so let's talk later.
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Okay, I'll just say one
more thing: lambda calculus.
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And if that wets your whistle,
you know where to find me.
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Boop.
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You okay? You seem distracted.
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I'm-I'm just thinking about Raj.
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I'm thinking about
Chris Hemsworth. Let's go.
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He sort of hurt my feelings.
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Biceps, hammer, abs.
Still in it.
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Why wouldn't he want me to be
in his planetarium show?
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And it's gone.
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Sorry, it's just the director
of the planetarium thought
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it'd be fun for me to join Raj
for one of his shows,
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and he made it clear
that he didn't want me to.
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Of course he wouldn't
want you to.
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I mean, think about it.
If you were him,
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would you want to share the
stage with a sexy-ass astronaut?
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I don't know.
How sexy are we talking?
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Oh, you know, tight pants,
huge biceps, magic hammer.
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- Wait, w-who are we talk...
- Shh, I'm back in it.
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The fundamental problem
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with elementary quantum
mechanical formalism
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is that the Fourier transform
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extends to minus infinity
in time.
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Hey, don't dumb this down
for me.
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Penny, I'm...
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Late for that thing. See you.
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Leonard!
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Oh, Sheldon.
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Didn't see you there. What's up?
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Well, uh, he was
excited to talk science
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with Amy,
but she was working late,
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so he decided to come over
and share it with me.
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With me, Leonard.
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With me.
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Sheldon,
we've talked about this.
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You can't go around
boring other people's wives.
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Yeah.
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I already got a man for that.
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- Yeah, you do.
- Yeah.
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It's just, I've
just been enjoying
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my collaboration with Amy,
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but ever since we got back
from our honeymoon,
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she has so little time.
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Well, she does have her own job.
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Yeah, but it's so dull.
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Trying to understand
how the brain
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translates the five senses
into biochemical information.
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I'd rather wait in line
without my phone.
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Okay, well, Leonard's here now.
You can talk science with him.
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Where you going?
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Oh, that thing
you were late for.
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One of us should
really be there.
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Hey. Got a sec?
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Sure. What's up?
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I just want to let
you know I get
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why you don't want me to be
a part of the planetarium show.
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Oh, great.
Thanks for stopping by.
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You don't want to talk
about the stars
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next to an actual astronaut.
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That would be like doing karaoke
with a rock star.
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First of all, I've totally done
karaoke with a rock star.
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Or are you forgetting
when the Spin Doctors
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handed me the mic
at the Orange County Fair?
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Listen, I understand
you being intimidated,
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but I can't help that I'm proud
of being an astronaut.
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It's a big deal.
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Oh, it certainly is,
but I also happen to be
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very accomplished in my field.
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Great. So you have no reason
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to be scared
of sharing the spotlight.
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Please. I may be scared
of heights and spiders
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and showing up
at a costume party
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that turns out
to be a regular party,
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but I am not scared of sharing
the spotlight with you!
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What's happening?
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I just stormed out
for dramatic effect.
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I... Actually, I-I don't have
anywhere to go.
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President Siebert, how much
do you know about physics?
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I'm a physicist.
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Huh. I would not
have guessed that.
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I have a doctorate
from Indiana University.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.
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Thank you.
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Dr. Fowler and I have
been working on
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a theory of super-asymmetry
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that could reconcile the lack
of observation of supersymmetry
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in a world still governed
by string theory.
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Interesting. So you're taking
the paradigms of supersymmetry,
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but removing the limitations
of obeying the Poincaré algebra.
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Well, aren't you just
the pride of Bloomington?
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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Dr. Fowler has
found herself distracted
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by the commitments
in her own lab.
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It would be a great help
to both of us
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if you could free her up
from her other projects.
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I'm confused.
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Yeah, well, there's
that Indiana.
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This is physics research.
Dr. Fowler's a neuroscientist.
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Y-Yes,
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but her insights
into the very ways
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we conceptualize symmetry and
asymmetry have been invaluable.
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- Dr. Cooper...
- L-Look, I know
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what you're thinking,
that "they're newlyweds,
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how are they gonna keep
their hands off of each other?"
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Let me assure you, we will not
engage in workplace coitus.
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Okay, if I won't
put a bagel on my desk,
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I'm certainly not putting
Amy's bare bottom.
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I-I must say,
I do not enjoy our talks.
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Dr. Park, may I help you?
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Actually, yes, do you have any
better notes on this project?
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I'm having a hard time
reading your handwriting.
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Oh, uh, allow me
to rephrase that.
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What the hell
are you doing in my lab?
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I'm sorry, I was reassigned
to this project.
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I was told you were taking
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a temporary sabbatical
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to focus on other work.
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N-No, that-that's crazy.
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This is my research.
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- Oh, Amy, there you are.
- No, not...
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Not now, Sheldon, I'm dealing
with an epic screwup,
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and when I find out
who's responsible,
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they're gonna get an earful.
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All right, well,
when you're done, let me know,
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I've got some exciting news.
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I'm sorry, I'm confused.
President Siebert said
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you were focusing on
some important physics work
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and I should take over
your lab in the interim.
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Uh, hey, that was
my exciting news.
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All right, I'm gonna
tell you again.
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Pretend you haven't heard it.
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You got me removed
from my own project?
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Yeah, and it wasn't easy.
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Apparently, you're very
difficult to replace.
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Hey, just between you and me,
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they consider Dr. Park
quite the step down.
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I was trying to pick my moment
to leave. This seems like it.
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Wow. Banker's hours.
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No wonder you're not
on the tenure track.
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Sheldon, you had no right.
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What-- I thought you said
you were spread too thin.
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You said that you wished
you had more time to focus
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on our research.
I thought I was helping.
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Well, you're not.
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I mean, I have years
invested in this work,
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and now someone's gonna
come in and take it over?
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I mean, how would you feel
if I let Leonard take over
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your super-asymmetry project?
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That's funny.
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Oh, he'd be like a puppy
with a microscope.
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If I had a nickel for every time
a charity sent me a nickel.
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Really? That's gonna be
our whole life, huh?
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If my father's any guide,
around 50,
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I start to lose my hearing
and get two new jokes.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I brought Chinese.
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Oh, that's a nice surprise.
What's the occasion?
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Please, I don't need a reason
to bring food to my friends.
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But you have one, don't you?
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Yeah, I need your help.
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All right, lay it on us.
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So, I folded,
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and I told Howard
he could be a part
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of my planetarium show.
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And now I'm worried
he's just gonna
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make the whole thing
about himself.
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So just tell him
you changed your mind
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and you don't
want him to do it.
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00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,588
No, no, then he's gonna think
I'm too insecure
251
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,756
to share the spotlight with him.
252
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,246
And he'd be right.
253
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,382
I came here
for your support.
254
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,783
Well, then, you just walked up
255
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,285
three flights of stairs
for nothing.
256
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,754
Wait, don't you mean
four flights?
257
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,088
No, it's actually three.
258
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,190
But we're on the fourth floor.
259
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,570
I mean, you have the lobby,
first floor,
260
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,594
second, third, fourth.
261
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,128
The lobby's the first floor,
262
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,476
so lobby, second, third, fourth.
263
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,231
That does not seem right.
264
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,500
Hello...
265
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:38,703
Sorry, Raj, who cares if
Howard tries to steal the show?
266
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,182
All right? You're great
at what you do.
267
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,739
Just be the bigger man.
268
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,252
And if it makes you feel better,
Penny and I will come
269
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,221
so you'll have a couple of
friendly faces in the audience.
270
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,644
Thank you.
That would be nice.
271
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,479
Can you just...
Sorry, give me a minute?
272
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,990
Hey, Raj, if I had a nickel
for every time
273
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,259
a charity sent me a nickel...
274
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,462
That's hilarious!
275
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,697
I know.
276
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,670
It's three, right?
277
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,506
Just shut up.
278
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,676
Oh, good,
we caught you.
279
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,179
Yes, good.
280
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,548
You had no right
to reassign my project.
281
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,782
Yeah, no right at all.
282
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,351
Dr. Fowler,
I don't understand.
283
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,353
Dr. Cooper assured me
this is what you wanted.
284
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,221
Oh-oh! Can you
believe this guy?
285
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,556
Oh, sure,
286
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,092
so a couple of men get together
behind closed doors
287
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,760
to decide the fate
of a woman's career.
288
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,128
I thought we'd
moved past this.
289
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,864
Sheldon, this is
your fault.
290
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,232
Ooh, sounds like
the old lady's
291
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,700
putting me in the
doghouse tonight.
292
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,602
Dr. Fowler,
293
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,215
you are very important
to this university
294
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,272
and I would like
to sincerely apologize.
295
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,408
So I can have
my project back?
296
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,121
- I'm afraid it's not that simple.
- Why not?
297
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,945
Well, in order
to free up personnel...
298
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:57,415
Hey, hey, don't go
mansplaining things to her.
299
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,484
I don't think that's
what he was doing.
300
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,963
Oh, then perhaps
you don't understand.
301
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,954
See, mansplaining is when
a man explains things
302
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,322
to a woman like
she's stupid.
303
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,893
Boop.
304
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,230
So when was the last time
305
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,565
you saw Howard in his
astronaut uniform?
306
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,367
About a week ago.
307
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,769
Really? What was
the occasion?
308
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,404
Date night.
309
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,073
We do a little role-playing.
310
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,875
What role
do you play?
311
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,945
I am Ykatarina Nazdorovya,
312
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,915
lonely Russian cosmonaut
who is expert at physics
313
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,917
and making love.
314
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,790
Okay, that just made
the next hour really weird.
315
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,928
Good evening,
I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
316
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,864
and usually I take you on a trip
through the stars,
317
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,033
but tonight,
we'll begin our journey
318
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,170
much closer to home, 220 miles
319
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,972
straight up to
the International Space Station,
320
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:58,509
which is manned by a team
of brave men and women.
321
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,845
Flexible men and women.
322
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,680
Switch with me.
323
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,483
And we are fortunate
324
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,820
to have one of those men
here with us tonight.
325
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,522
Please welcome to
the Griffith Observatory
326
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,791
astronaut Howard Joel Wolowitz.
327
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,597
Kak horosho.
328
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,469
- What is she ta...
- Don't ask.
329
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,672
Thank you, Raj, that was
a really nice introduction.
330
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:28,973
Well, it's from my heart.
331
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,877
So, Howard, you are
in an elite group.
332
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,180
Only 232 people
have ever been on
333
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,683
the International Space
Station. How does that
334
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,084
make you feel?
335
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,620
Honestly, lucky.
336
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,689
Most astronauts have to
train their whole lives.
337
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,658
I was just in the right
place at the right time.
338
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,228
Oh, please, luck had
nothing to do with it.
339
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,764
You people need to know
how impressive
340
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,532
this man is.
He was up there
341
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,268
because he's the
only one qualified
342
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,704
to install a piece of
equipment that he designed.
343
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,939
Thanks, but if you want
to talk impressive,
344
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,108
this guy right here
discovered a planetary object
345
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,443
outside the
Kuiper belt.
346
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,011
He worked on
the Mars rover.
347
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,180
He helped launch the
New Horizons space probe.
348
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,750
He went to space
on a Russian rocket.
349
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,186
And I was scared
the whole time.
350
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:19,123
And I was scared for you,
but also proud.
351
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,727
Wow.
352
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,062
I don't think you've ever
said that to me before.
353
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,964
I should have,
354
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,400
and I'm gonna
say it again.
355
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,802
I'm proud of you.
356
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,571
You're my best friend,
and I love you.
357
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,108
Aw, Raj,
I love you, too.
358
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,545
What is happening?
359
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:45,049
Bring it in, spaceman,
you've been cleared for landing.
360
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,455
- Can you believe these two...
- - Are you crying?
361
00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:02,871
Hello, Sheldon.
362
00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:04,305
Hello, Arthur.
363
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,542
Now, I'm confused, usually when
you appear to me in my dreams,
364
00:15:07,611 --> 00:15:09,110
we're on the planet Dagobah.
365
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,179
This is Dagobah.
366
00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:17,885
I didn't know that Dagobah
had delicatessens.
367
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:20,421
Not good ones.
368
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,157
Whatever you do,
369
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:26,194
don't order the Reuben.
370
00:15:26,262 --> 00:15:29,430
I'm having a problem
in my marriage.
371
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:32,900
I've upset my wife and I don't
know how to make it right.
372
00:15:32,969 --> 00:15:36,738
And you're... and
you're coming to me for advice?
373
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:41,242
I-I upset my wife every time
I woke up in the morning.
374
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:44,078
I'm not coming to you,
375
00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:46,514
you're just a manifestation
of my subconscious.
376
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,249
I mean,
I'm actually coming to me.
377
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,819
So you know everything
I'm going to say.
378
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:53,454
Yes, but it sounds
wiser from you
379
00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,757
because you're old and glowing.
380
00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:56,858
Fine.
381
00:15:56,926 --> 00:15:59,360
Rule number one
in a marriage:
382
00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,229
don't go to bed angry.
383
00:16:01,297 --> 00:16:03,765
That makes sense.
384
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,367
Rule number two in a marriage:
385
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:09,937
if you don't recognize
the shoes under your bed,
386
00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:12,373
they're not your shoes.
387
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:15,877
Because they're her shoes?
388
00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:17,912
N-Never mind,
389
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:20,948
just-just go with
rule number one.
390
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:23,217
Thank you, Arthur.
391
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:26,054
Uh, before you go,
can I ask you a question?
392
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:27,188
Of course.
393
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:30,358
Does this look lean to you?
394
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:34,262
I ordered lean.
395
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:37,498
Amy. Wake up. Amy.
396
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,833
What? What's wrong?
397
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,702
We can't go to sleep
angry with each other.
398
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:41,770
Why not?
399
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:43,337
It's rule number one.
400
00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:45,773
I'd tell you rule number two,
but it's confusing.
401
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:47,975
Sheldon,
go to sleep.
402
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:52,213
Amy. Amy. Amy.
403
00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,882
You cut that out!
404
00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:56,784
Oh, good, you're up.
405
00:16:56,853 --> 00:16:59,220
Sheldon...
406
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:01,689
I just really don't want to talk
to you about this right now.
407
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:02,657
That's fine.
408
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:03,891
I just need
you to know
409
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,893
that I feel terrible
about what I did
410
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:07,795
and I wasn't
being malicious.
411
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,031
No, you were being selfish.
412
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,365
You're being selfish right now
413
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:13,468
'cause it's really late
and I just want to sleep.
414
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,803
No, Professor Proton
came to me in my dream
415
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,438
and said we can't
go to sleep angry.
416
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,173
Are you sure
that's what he said?
417
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:20,408
Close your eyes,
double-check.
418
00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:25,213
Amy, this is
important.
419
00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:29,617
Okay, listen to me.
420
00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:33,287
I love working with you,
421
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:36,424
but you have to understand
how scary this is for me.
422
00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:38,126
Why?
423
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:42,830
Because I don't want to get lost
in this relationship.
424
00:17:42,899 --> 00:17:44,999
And when you pulled me
off my project,
425
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,568
it seemed like my biggest
fear was coming true,
426
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:50,905
the-the things that are mine
are getting subsumed
427
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:52,940
into the things
that are ours.
428
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,676
I wouldn't want that
to happen, either.
429
00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:58,112
Thank you for explaining
430
00:17:58,181 --> 00:17:59,514
and for using
the word "subsume,"
431
00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:01,048
that's one you
don't hear enough.
432
00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:04,652
You're welcome.
433
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,521
- Good night.
- Good night.
434
00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:12,727
What are you
doing now?
435
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:14,796
Looking for shoes.
436
00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:16,230
Why?
437
00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:18,900
When your favorite ghost tells
you to do something, you do it.
438
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:28,666
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