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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
and if anyone's gonna
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design the floral arrangements,
it's going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I-I'm not trying
to be a Groomzilla,
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but... this is my specialty.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just
Anu's doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can't look at it.
That's spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh, let me see.
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So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
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Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
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And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
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Because you're hiding
something from me?
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No, because you
should trust me!
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How can I trust you?!
I barely even know you!
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Then what are we doing?
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I don't know.
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- Oh!
- Aah,
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sad man!
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This is so great.
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Why don't we do it
more often?
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Because you have two kids,
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I have Sheldon,
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and Penny's apparently
in the gym all the time,
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'cause damn, look at her!
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Yeah, so impressive
how you manage
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to bounce back
after having no babies.
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Ah, another reason why
we don't do this more often.
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You've come
to a giant metal door.
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I check the door
for traps.
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There are no traps.
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I use my wizard eye
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to see what's on the
other side of the door.
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Hey, that's sort of like how
you used a doorbell camera
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to spy on your fiancée.
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No, it's nothing like that.
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Your wizard eye
reveals a monster.
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- Oh. Is it alone and unloved?
- I guess.
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I open the door and say,
"Hey, Raj."
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I have a bottle
of champagne for you.
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Oh, we didn't order this.
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It's from the gentleman
at the end of the bar.
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Oh. Well, if we drink it,
does that mean
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we're making a promise?
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'Cause I am happily married,
although I will watch.
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We're not gonna do anything.
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Really?
So all that work's for Leonard?
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Why don't you just
call her? I'm sure
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you guys can work this out.
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I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just play.
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Okay, the cyclops tells you
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that the enchantress
you seek is staying
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at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.
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Really? An inn?
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Anu is a concierge at a hotel.
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That's a little insensitive,
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don't you think?
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I hadn't noticed that
before you mentioned it.
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Well, now that I've
mentioned it, how do you feel?
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Bad.
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Shame on you.
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- Hey, ladies.
- Zack!
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Hi. You guys
know Zack.
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- Yeah.
- Of course.
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Did-did you
send this over?
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I did. I asked for the
most expensive one they have.
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They said it was $200,
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and I said
I want a more expensive one.
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And then, they said it was $300.
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But it-it was the same...
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Don't.
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Thank you, but you shouldn't
have spent so much.
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Nah.
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It's cool. I sold my company
for a boatload of money.
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And then I bought a boat.
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Then I got married.
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Guess where.
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On your boat?
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No, but that would've
been awesome!
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Well, congratulations.
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Hey, you and Leonard
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should come over and have
dinner with us on our boat.
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Yeah, that would be so nice.
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Leonard was just saying
how he was hoping to have dinner
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with one of your ex-boyfriends
on his expensive boat.
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- Well, then this worked out perfect!
- Oh, yeah.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x12 ♪
The Propagation Proposition
Original Air
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hey. How was game night?
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Oh, off the charts.
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Literally.
Sheldon rolled a number so high,
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it wasn't on any
of these charts.
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That's funny.
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Wow. I should not have
driven home.
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How was ladies' night?
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It was fun. Amy got drunk
and kept telling us
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that Sheldon's chest is smooth
like a porpoise.
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Well, it does squeak
when you touch it.
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And we ran into Zack.
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Oh. Yeah? How's he doing?
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- He got married.
- Oh. Well, that's nice.
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Yeah, and he sold his company
for a fortune and retired.
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Huh.
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And you ended up with me,
so everybody wins.
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Wait. You're not
jealous of Zack, are you?
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What? Oh, absolutely not.
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In fact, he should be jealous
of me because I have you.
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Oh.
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And a dungeon with over 30 rooms
left unexplored
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because no one thought
to search for secret doors
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under the wizard's throne.
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Oh. You know, I'd
like to go exploring.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'll get the dice
back out.
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Go away, Raj!
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What are you doing?
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I'm winning you back
Love Actually style.
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I don't know what that means.
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Really? You've never
seen Love Actually?
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If you want to watch it
right now, I'll just wait.
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I have nothing to say to you.
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Look, we both made mistakes.
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I am so sorry that
I spied on you.
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I didn't mean to, but
I know it was not okay.
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Now, do you want
to apologize to me?
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You also said you don't trust me
and that you barely know me.
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I really thought this would be
more of a back-and-forth thing.
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Honestly, Raj, why do you even
want to marry me?
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You know, family
and India and stuff.
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Here's what I think.
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All of your friends are married,
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and you don't want
to be left behind.
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And honestly, that's not
a good enough reason.
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Uh, okay, well, how
is that different
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than what you're doing? Hmm?
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Worried that you wasted
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so many years dating the
wrong people, and now,
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you're just looking
for a shortcut.
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You're right.
It's not different.
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Okay, so we agree.
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- Yeah.
- Great.
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Wait. What did we
just agree on?
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That we shouldn't
see each other anymore.
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You know what?
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Why don't you shut the door,
and I'll just do the cards?
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Uh, do you remember
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack?
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Leonard, I remember all
of Penny's ex-boyfriends.
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If you'd like, I could
list them alphabetically.
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No, thank you.
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Fun fact.
You would think
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Zack would be
the last one on the list,
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but she also dated two Zekes.
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Well, apparently,
Zack sold his company
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for a ton of money and retired.
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And that bothers you?
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I don't know. I mean...
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I guess so. Yeah.
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It doesn't seem fair.
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I work hard.
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I'm really smart.
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I've made substantial
contributions to my field.
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But Zack gets to be rich,
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while I'm still working
for a paycheck?
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Well, a lot of people
you don't know are rich.
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That doesn't seem to bother you.
Mark Zuckerberg,
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Sultan of Brunei,
Gordon Letwin.
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Who's that?
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He's one of the first
11 employees of Microsoft.
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Yeah, well, I don't
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have to hang out with Gordon Letwin.
- Well, that's too bad.
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He helped create
the HPFS file system.
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Oh, the stories he could tell.
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Penny told him we'd go have
dinner with him and his wife
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on their stupid boat.
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Well, just tell her
you don't want to go.
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Well, then, she'll think
I'm being jealous and petty.
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So you want to seem
mature and confident.
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I make one mistake, and she says
she doesn't want to marry me.
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- Like she never screwed up.
- Did she?
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Well, she agreed to marry me.
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Honestly,
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I think you dodged a bullet.
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I don't think
she was right for you.
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Howie, shh.
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What?
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You can't bad-mouth Anu.
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They're gonna
get back together,
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and you're gonna look
like a jerk.
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I mean, remember
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when we broke up, and Penny said
all those mean things about you?
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What did she say?
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I don't want to get into it.
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Some of it was hurtful,
most of it was true.
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So I'm just supposed
to lie to my friend?
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I don't want you to lie to me.
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No one's gonna lie to you.
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Lie.
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She says
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the only reason I'm marrying her
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is because
all my friends are married,
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and I don't want
to feel left out.
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Oh, that's nonsense.
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No.
She's right.
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Now what do I say?
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So, Marissa, how
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did you guys meet?
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Oh, it's a pretty
funny story.
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We met in a bookstore.
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That is funny.
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Yeah, I was just there
using the bathroom,
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but this one had a stack
of books, like, this tall.
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Oh. So, you really like to read?
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Oh, no. I work there.
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Yeah, she is super smart.
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Seriously, you name,
like, any book,
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she'll tell you if
she's heard of it.
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Go on, try her.
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Oh, uh, well, uh...
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Catcher in the Rye.
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Nope.
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Look at that, Penny.
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I guess we both like nerds.
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So, uh, we gonna
take this thing out?
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Nah. It's a little
choppy tonight.
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Yeah, that's okay-- this is
nice, sitting under the stars.
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It's actually kind of peaceful.
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Well, it's a beautiful boat.
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Thanks, man.
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We love it.
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Although, he's so tall
he bangs his head
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almost every time
he goes downstairs.
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After the first couple,
you don't even feel it.
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Where are our manners?
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Zack, let's get our guests
something to drink.
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Oh, you got it, babe.
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I can't believe
that guy's rich.
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Ooh, watch your head.
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That was a close one.
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Are you jealous?
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I know, I know,
I shouldn't be.
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He's super sweet.
I should be happy for them.
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Oh, it's driving
me crazy, too.
255
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,689
- Really?
- Yes. I was trying to pretend
256
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,502
like it wasn't so you
wouldn't think I was petty.
257
00:10:35,526 --> 00:10:38,027
Wha-- turns out
we're both petty.
258
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,296
I love you so much.
259
00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,031
Aw.
260
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,466
Cheers, guys.
261
00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:45,034
- Aw, thanks.
- Thank you.
262
00:10:46,738 --> 00:10:49,905
So listen, I got
to be honest.
263
00:10:49,974 --> 00:10:53,776
We sort of have another reason
for asking you here.
264
00:10:54,979 --> 00:10:56,412
We want to have a baby,
265
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,760
but we can't do it
on our own.
266
00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:01,717
It could be because of the game me
and my frat brothers used to play
267
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,387
where we kicked each other
in the balls over and over.
268
00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,723
But the doc says
there's no telling.
269
00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:11,694
We just don't know.
270
00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:13,829
Huh.
271
00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:16,599
You went to college.
272
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,135
And Zack's
always admired you
273
00:11:19,203 --> 00:11:21,670
because you're
the smartest person he knows.
274
00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:23,072
Okay, whoa, whoa.
275
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,108
Whoa, whoa. You know, this
has been such a nice evening.
276
00:11:26,177 --> 00:11:28,978
Let's all just stop before
anyone says any more things.
277
00:11:29,046 --> 00:11:30,432
Leonard, would you be
the father of our baby?
278
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,422
Aw, you said a thing.
279
00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:40,580
Wow, this is
really flattering.
280
00:11:40,648 --> 00:11:43,883
And also really weird, right?
281
00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:45,318
Oh, just to be clear,
282
00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:48,354
you don't get to...
you know.
283
00:11:48,423 --> 00:11:50,723
No, I...
284
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,491
- I got it.
- Just because I slept
285
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,561
with your wife doesn't mean
you get to sleep with mine.
286
00:11:57,165 --> 00:11:58,898
We... we get it,
287
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:02,501
but... thank you
for saying it out loud.
288
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:03,936
You're welcome.
289
00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:08,407
I know it's a big ask,
but it would mean so much to us.
290
00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:09,476
Yeah, and we
291
00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:11,677
really don't want
a stranger's, you know...
292
00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:14,680
- I know.
- ...sperm.
293
00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:18,117
And Zack's always talked about
what a great guy Leonard is.
294
00:12:18,186 --> 00:12:19,986
I...
295
00:12:20,054 --> 00:12:22,588
I really
don't know what to say.
296
00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:24,757
Really? You don't know
what to say?
297
00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:27,627
You know, I-I think we
should talk about this.
298
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:29,962
Oh, yeah. Definitely,
you guys should talk, yeah.
299
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:31,964
Take your time.
300
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,603
He means privately.
301
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:38,749
- Right. Sorry.
- Sure. Yep.
302
00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:40,640
- Come on,Zack.
- Okay. Yeah.
303
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,441
Okay.
304
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,270
You really think
those two should be parents?
305
00:12:44,312 --> 00:12:45,978
There's nothing
wrong with them.
306
00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:48,047
Ow!
307
00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:57,290
Hello, Daddy.
308
00:12:57,358 --> 00:13:00,826
Did you install a camera
to spy on your fiancée?
309
00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:02,028
What?!
310
00:13:02,096 --> 00:13:04,196
No!
311
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:05,631
That's what her parents told me
312
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,700
when they said they
were calling off the wedding.
313
00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:10,770
But I told them you would never
do such a thing.
314
00:13:10,838 --> 00:13:11,838
Thank you.
315
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,240
I mean, I did install a camera
316
00:13:14,309 --> 00:13:18,177
and I did spy on her, but I did
not install it to spy on her.
317
00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:20,913
Well, that's not going
to be our story.
318
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,316
Our story is that she's a liar.
319
00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:24,717
And-and old.
320
00:13:24,786 --> 00:13:27,520
An old, dirty liar.
321
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,221
Oh, no.
She's-she's actually great.
322
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:31,190
I'm the one who screwed up.
323
00:13:31,259 --> 00:13:32,959
Well, don't say that to them.
324
00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:34,660
She's bad. You're good.
325
00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:38,164
They have to pay me back
for my wedding deposits.
326
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,765
This is all my fault.
327
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,034
I should have...
I should have just trusted her.
328
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,370
So you're saying
you still want to get married?
329
00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:46,372
Fine. Then I'll call her parents
330
00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:48,407
and we'll straighten
this whole thing out.
331
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,276
I don't think
she wants to marry me.
332
00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:51,610
And honestly...
333
00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,080
she deserves someone better.
334
00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:57,616
Rajesh, you need to stop
being so hard on yourself.
335
00:13:57,685 --> 00:13:59,719
You're a good man.
336
00:13:59,787 --> 00:14:01,253
Wow.
337
00:14:01,322 --> 00:14:03,489
Y-You've never told me that.
338
00:14:03,558 --> 00:14:05,891
You're also a dope.
339
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,627
That you've said.
340
00:14:08,696 --> 00:14:10,830
But your heart's
in the right place,
341
00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:12,298
and you deserve happiness.
342
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,167
So you just need to figure out
what you want,
343
00:14:15,236 --> 00:14:18,437
and if that means cancelling the
wedding, we cancel the wedding.
344
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:20,139
Thank you.
345
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,208
But figure it out quickly,
or I'll be celebrating
346
00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:24,210
my next birthday
with a lot more elephants
347
00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:26,445
and marigolds than I expected.
348
00:14:29,283 --> 00:14:32,284
And Leonard just stood
there with a big, dumb smile on his face,
349
00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:35,287
like he was watching a puppy
and a monkey make friends.
350
00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:39,525
Well, I can see how he'd
be flattered to be asked.
351
00:14:39,594 --> 00:14:40,926
It's not flattering.
It's creepy.
352
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,963
Well, something can be both
flattering and creepy.
353
00:14:44,032 --> 00:14:46,432
You know, just the other night,
Sheldon said that my feet
354
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,601
looked like
Richard Feynman's hands.
355
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,336
Really? So
you'd be okay
356
00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:53,305
if someone wanted to use Sheldon
as their sperm donor?
357
00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:56,375
Oh, absolutely not. I am
the only handmaid in this tale.
358
00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:01,380
So Leonard's
really considering this?
359
00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:02,948
Yes. We got in a
huge fight about it.
360
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:04,897
He said, well, if I
don't want to have his baby,
361
00:15:04,952 --> 00:15:07,472
then why shouldn't someone else
be able to? Do you believe that?
362
00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:11,891
What?
363
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:14,727
Well, there is
a deep-seated biological drive
364
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,395
to pass on your genes.
365
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:18,097
It's only natural.
366
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,665
So you're on his side?
367
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,834
Well, viewing
Leonard as a mammal,
368
00:15:21,903 --> 00:15:23,803
it's perfectly
understandable.
369
00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:26,939
But viewing him
as your husband, he stinks.
370
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,041
And we hate him.
371
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:34,914
Really? Zack wanted you to donate
372
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:37,183
your genetic material
for his baby?
373
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:40,519
Yeah. So I'd be helping out a
couple who really want a baby,
374
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,622
and they were gonna pay us,
and Penny freaked out about it.
375
00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,458
- That doesn't make any sense.
- I know.
376
00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,560
They wanted you?
377
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,297
Yes, Sheldon,
they wanted me.
378
00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:53,966
I'm smart. I'm nice.
I'm smart. I'm nice.
379
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:57,670
And I can eat cheese
without clearing out a room.
380
00:15:57,738 --> 00:16:00,039
Are you upset he
didn't ask you?
381
00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,208
Of course not. I just
think it's interesting
382
00:16:02,276 --> 00:16:05,311
that of all the people he knows,
he thinks you're the best choice.
383
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,313
Well, he does.
384
00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:09,949
I don't see why Penny
is so against this.
385
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,196
Well, perhaps Penny's worried
that you haven't considered
386
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,954
the emotional toll of knowing
there's a child out there
387
00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:17,256
who is biologically yours
but not actually yours.
388
00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:22,161
Wow, that's
really insightful.
389
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,330
Yeah, I'm taller than you
and I don't have asthma.
390
00:16:24,398 --> 00:16:25,731
Those people are crazy.
391
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:35,841
Come on, I know you're there,
and I know you know it's me.
392
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:43,549
- You're just making this harder.
- Look...
393
00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,317
you were right.
394
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,720
I was doing this for
the wrong reasons.
395
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:50,556
You deserve to marry
someone who knows
396
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,292
how amazing you are...
and who proposes
397
00:16:53,361 --> 00:16:56,962
because he doesn't want to spend
a single day without you.
398
00:16:57,031 --> 00:17:00,900
Not... not because he wants
to catch up to his friends.
399
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:03,035
Thank you.
400
00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:07,540
And I want you to know, I
think I could be that man.
401
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:10,242
Raj, I'm not gonna marry you.
402
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,878
- I'm not asking you to.
- Then why are you here?
403
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:14,079
Because I like you.
404
00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:15,614
Okay? I like you.
405
00:17:15,683 --> 00:17:17,883
I-I like you enough
to start this relationship
406
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:20,853
at the beginning,
not in the middle.
407
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:22,087
So...
408
00:17:22,156 --> 00:17:24,924
will you go out
on a date with me?
409
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:27,293
I don't know.
410
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,600
Okay.
411
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,335
But I warn you,
412
00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:38,537
I just got out of
a weird relationship,
413
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:41,207
and I might complain
about my ex a lot.
414
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:45,144
Maybe he's being weird because he
doesn't know how to ask for his ring back.
415
00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,254
Hey.
416
00:17:55,322 --> 00:17:57,056
Hi.
417
00:17:57,124 --> 00:17:58,691
Where you been?
418
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,626
Just out.
419
00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:02,227
All right, look, um...
420
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:04,463
I'm sorry that we fought before.
421
00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:06,932
I know this is
a really unusual situation,
422
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,935
and if you don't want me
to do it, I won't.
423
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:11,737
Really?
424
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:13,172
Yeah.
425
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,708
We're a team.
We're in this together.
426
00:18:17,411 --> 00:18:19,344
I'll be right back.
427
00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:35,494
What is that?
428
00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,763
It's a sample cup.
429
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:42,134
Really? 'Cause it looks like
the top off the NyQuil bottle.
430
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,370
It's the closest thing
I could find.
431
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:48,040
- It's a gesture. Shut up.
- All right, sorry.
432
00:18:49,577 --> 00:18:52,444
So... are you saying
you're okay with this?
433
00:18:52,513 --> 00:18:54,046
I don't know,
434
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:56,548
but... when I told you
I didn't want to have kids,
435
00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:59,151
you didn't have a say
in that, so...
436
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,954
maybe I don't need
to have a say in this.
437
00:19:03,023 --> 00:19:04,456
Thank you.
438
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:07,292
They couldn't have picked
a better person.
439
00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:13,065
Are you calling Zack?
440
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:15,801
No, Sheldon. Would you say
that last part one more time?
441
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,334
Oh, my...
442
00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:28,254
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