1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,100
Excuse me. Excuse me.

2
00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,600
Sorry. Um, do you speak English?

3
00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,600
- No, I don't. Sorry.
- Oh.

4
00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:18,200
My car's broken down, and I wondered
if you could tell me where to find a garage.

5
00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,600
Well, that's wasted on me.
I don't understand what you're saying.

6
00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:24,300
- You don't speak any English at all?
- Not a word, no.

7
00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400
It's one of those things.
I wish I'd paid attention in school.

8
00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,600
Excuse me.
Do you speak any English?

9
00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:34,700
- English? No. What's the problem?
- I don't know, I can't understand her.

10
00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:39,800
Hi. My car's broken down
and I need to find a garage.

11
00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:44,800
No, I'm sorry,
I didn't understand that at all.

12
00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,200
All right. Well, thanks.

13
00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:53,800
That way, about half a mile, there's a village.
There might be somebody who speaks English.

14
00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:57,900
Ich spreche bisschen Deutsch.
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

15
00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,100
- Deutsch? Nein. Sprichst du Deutsch?
- Deutsch? Nein.

16
00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,200
Nun, ein oder zwei Wörter,
aber ich bin nicht fließend.

17
00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,100
- I'm sorry we couldn't be more help.
- Sorry about that.

18
00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,400
Next time you're over, maybe we'll have
learnt English for you.

19
00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,900
- Ja, oder Deutsch vielleicht.
- Ja, das wäre toll.

20
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000
Thanks anyway.

21
00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,600
- I can speak English.
- So can I.

22
00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,800
(both laugh)

23
00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,900
# Big Train

24
00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,700
# Big Train

25
00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,700
- (knock at door)
- Come in.

26
00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,300
- Hi, Stephen.
- Ray, hi.

27
00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,100
- I wonder if we could have a quick word.
- Yeah, come in.

28
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,100
What it is is we've just had
our salaries paid into our accounts.

29
00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,600
And I don't know if you remember, but last
month you gave us a categorical assurance

30
00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:11,600
that the productivity bonus
would be included.

31
00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:12,800
And has it not?

32
00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,900
There's no sign of it.
This is the third time we've been let down.

33
00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,600
You're right to bring this to my attention.
I remember the date. It was...

34
00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:23,100
- January 14th.
- January 14th, yeah. That's dreadful.

35
00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,100
This is an ordinary pack of cards.
Pick one. Any one, doesn't matter.

36
00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,700
- The thing is, because we...
- Don't show it to me.

37
00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,600
...really expected it to be in...
- Memorise the card, show it to the others.

38
00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,300
...this month...
- OK. Pop it back in.

39
00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:41,600
...a lot of us have made sort of...
- I'm just going to shuffle. OK.

40
00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:44,300
...financial...

41
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,900
Look in your right-hand trouser pocket.

42
00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:55,200
- Is that your card?
- Yeah, that's it! That's it!

43
00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,400
- How the hell did you?
- Ah, there you go, you see.

44
00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:03,200
- He didn't go anywhere near your trousers!
- No, I know.

45
00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,200
- Did he give you that before you came in?
- No, he didn't.

46
00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,600
- Taxi!
- (tyres screech)

47
00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,200
What news?

48
00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:35,300
My Lord, we captured 30 rebels
in the forbidden sector.

49
00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,800
Good. Then bring them
to the holding chamber.

50
00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,400
- Yes. Ow. Ow!
- What's wrong?

51
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,300
That hurts.
That really does hurt.

52
00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,600
- What?
- I've got something caught.

53
00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,300
- Yes?
- And it's pulling the skin off.

54
00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,000
- Can you see it?
- I can't see it. I'm gonna...

55
00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,400
- No, don't pull it.
- Get your hand away.

56
00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,000
All right.
Just don't pull it, because it...

57
00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,100
- Ow! That's...
- Stop being such a baby.

58
00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,000
I'm not. It does hurt, though.
It's hard to shave in this thing.

59
00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,900
- It's caught at the back.
- That's it.

60
00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,000
That's good. That's gone. OK. What
were you saying about the holding chamber?

61
00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:09,600
- Bring them...
- No, it's there again.

62
00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,300
The mechanism's catching
under my Adam's apple.

63
00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,400
- Do you want to slip it off?
- God, no, don't. Leave it. I'll deal with it.

64
00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:20,500
- I think... That's it, it's free. If I pull up...
- It's a bad design, isn't it?

65
00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,700
I think it's a shoddy one,
I think I should take it back.

66
00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,000
- I'll tell you what it is. I didn't oil it.
- Didn't you?

67
00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,000
And when you nod like that,
the whole thing comes together.

68
00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:36,000
I mean, I gave up wearing that one five years
ago. It's one of the benefits of promotion.

69
00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,900
I'll take it back to the shop.
What were you saying?

70
00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:44,000
Take them to the holding chamber, and just
keep 'em there. Give them no food or water.

71
00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,700
Right, right.

72
00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,900
We've certainly got a fine
opening match from these two players.

73
00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,600
Just 12 minutes gone, and neither man
looking particularly in trouble.

74
00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:59,300
You can see that audacious eyeballing
that the Ukrainian, Roman Solowka,

75
00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,700
is giving Yuri Uzliam of Russia
on the right there.

76
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:08,200
But Uzliam is putting up a brilliant defence -
very tight, very solid.

77
00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:14,500
If you've just joined us, you're watching the
43rd World Stare-Out Championship finals.

78
00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,600
David Joyce is with me as usual
in the commentary box.

79
00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,800
Solowka looks impenetrable, David.

80
00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,800
(David) Good afternoon, John.
Good afternoon, everyone.

81
00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:26,500
Yes, he looks like a man in form.
And I have to say, John,

82
00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:31,900
when I saw this was the opening fixture of
this year's championships, I thought, "great".

83
00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,400
Cos you can see them there, they're both
concentrating to a fantastic standard.

84
00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:42,000
Wonderful staring. Talk about
the ability of the top-level players to stare,

85
00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,200
and by golly, both these men
are working hard out there.

86
00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:51,100
(John) The pressure on these players
is enormous. One blink and it's all over.

87
00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,900
- Ow! Ooh, my goodness me.
- Actually, that's bleeding.

88
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000
It's bleeding, isn't it? I can feel it
coming down my neck. I'll go and sort it out.

89
00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:02,500
- OK, get some cream on it.
- I will, I'll pop a bit of cream on it.

90
00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,000
I'll see you later.
I might be in the brasserie.

91
00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,000
- OK, I'll see you there.
- Right.

92
00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,200
Get me a juice. Lovely.

93
00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,400
Oh, no, a cappuccino.

94
00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,500
This is our moment of destiny!

95
00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:20,100
Amid those trees lies our enemy -
500 men, maybe more.

96
00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,900
It is important we keep clear heads!

97
00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:26,400
Listen carefully. This is the most
important thing I will ever tell you,

98
00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,000
and I shall not say it again!

99
00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,400
(mumbles)

100
00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,100
Charge!

101
00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,400
(gunshot)

102
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,700
Agh!

103
00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,400
Right. You! I want a word with you.

104
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,200
- What?
- You! Now!

105
00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,300
A word. Come on.

106
00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:22,000
Um, well, I've had a long hard think, and...

107
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:26,600
I really think my hands are tied on this one,
I think I'm going to have to let him go.

108
00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,900
(man) You won't give him another chance?

109
00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,200
How many chances have I got to give? I've
given him at least three chances, you know,

110
00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:37,900
where I've got pretty heavy with him,
and he does nothing.

111
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,300
It's like talking to a brick wall, really.

112
00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,500
I mean, you saw how he was.
You can't get through to the guy.

113
00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,700
I've got just as much of a sense of humour
as the next man, OK, but there are limits.

114
00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:52,200
You push, you push things
just that little bit too far. You upset people.

115
00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,900
"Upset people"? People enjoy it.

116
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,700
Well, it's been coming a long time, really.

117
00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:02,100
Just had a bit of a blow up,
told him what I thought.

118
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,400
He gave me the sack, I'm sacked.

119
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,600
Apart from anything else,
there was a danger of electrocution.

120
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:14,000
She had to change her clothing, and she's
a shy woman, for goodness sake. I mean...

121
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:18,200
She thought it was very funny.
I've spoken to her since.

122
00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:23,500
And she was heading for a mini breakdown
anyway, because of the pressure of the work.

123
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:29,600
(man) He considers himself the office joker.
He says it's good for... good for morale.

124
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,400
Well, that's just an example
of what we're dealing with, really, isn't it?

125
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,800
Some of his "pranks", as he calls them,

126
00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:41,000
quite frankly, are dangerous, I think,
and unhygienic quite often.

127
00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,300
The mouse, for instance, you know?
Leaving dead mice lying around.

128
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:52,600
Here's what you're doing: You're just blaming
me for the fact that you run your tight ship.

129
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,700
- Always got an answer, haven't you?
- No.

130
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:59,200
- And it's always adolescent and pathetic.
- Is it?

131
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:05,100
- Can I get on? I've got lots of work to do.
- No, I've not finished yet.

132
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,300
Oh, I'll write him a reference, yeah.
Yeah. I mean...

133
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,600
It's just, you know, it's not working here
for him, and maybe it will somewhere else.

134
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:18,200
Obviously it's not going to be a glowing
report, but good luck to him, yeah.

135
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:21,200
I think he'll find another position.

136
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,000
(David) A terrible incident,
and completely unrepresentative

137
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:30,000
of the hundreds and thousands
of decent stare-out fans.

138
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,300
(John) Hear, hear. Look at thatl
Uzliam tried something there.

139
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:38,300
(David) I think Solowka saw it coming all the
way. He had no problem dealing with it.

140
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,200
It's meat and drink to someone
who can stare as well as Solowka.

141
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,500
They're so familiar with each other's game.

142
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,800
(John) And, of course, as a result of that,
we've got a very well-balanced match here.

143
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,700
- (knock at door)
- Come in.

144
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,500
- Hi, Steve.
- Ray, hi.

145
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,600
I'm gonna be a bit blunt here.
None of us are gonna leave this office

146
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:03,600
until you give us a cheque for the extra work
we did. We won't be fobbed off any longer.

147
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,400
- Has that not come through?
- No.

148
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,400
That's outrageous.
I don't know what's happened.

149
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,700
All I can say is, I'm really very sorry.

150
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:15,300
What I'll do is write you a personal cheque
here and now. How's that?

151
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400
- Would that be acceptable?
- Yeah, great.

152
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:22,500
Oh, my goodness. Three oranges.
You know why I keep them, don't you?

153
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,500
(Ray) Whoa!

154
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,600
(all laugh)

155
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:36,200
Have a go.
They're just ordinary oranges.

156
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,800
No way, no way.

157
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,400
Taxi!

158
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,900
(# "So Danco Samba")

159
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,600
Phwoar.

160
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,000
(mutters)

161
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,700
Phwoar.

162
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800
Phwoar!

163
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,300
Very nice.

164
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,200
The time's just coming up to 5.49.
I was reading in the paper

165
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:13,800
that a Lincolnshire grocer was done
for selling tins of beans over 18 years old.

166
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,600
(record starts)

167
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:19,400
Suppose you've gotta call them 'has-beans'.

168
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,000
Bit of a half-baked story there.

169
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:27,500
I wonder if that grocer's
favourite actor was Sean Bean.

170
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,400
Or perhaps Mr Bean.

171
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:36,500
And I wonder, if they have horses in jail,
do they raise up on their Heinz legs? (laughs)

172
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,800
You're listening to Chesham 101.
Coming up after the news,

173
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,800
the lovely Janet McPhail is coming in
to give us the lowdown on Tinseltown,

174
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:50,000
and I hear that Hugh Grant is to appear
in the new Batman movie. Is that right, Janet?

175
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,100
She's nodding at me through the window
there. Talking about Batman, I wonder if...

176
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,800
I... I wonder if Batman...

177
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,900
I wonder if he...

178
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,400
runs his car on bat petrol.

179
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,400
Or if, uh...

180
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,400
Bats. A little bit batty.

181
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:17,200
Bit of a nuisance.
OK, let's have some more music.

182
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,700
- Where are you going?
- I don't have any cocking puns!

183
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,700
Where are my Batman puns?!
Do you want me to look stupid out there?!

184
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,900
Right! Get writing
and stop staring at me!

185
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,300
I am sick to death of being made
to look stupid on my programme!

186
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,000
Now write!
Come on, get on with it!

187
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,500
I want puns now! Now!

188
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,500
Five minutes! Five minutes
and I want 20 Batman puns on my desk!

189
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,300
I can see you two down there in the corner!
Get writing!

190
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:15,400
You don't write jokes, you don't get food,
it is that bloody simple! Now get on with it!

191
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,600
Every year thousands of children
all over the country

192
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,500
are forced to write puns
for local radio stations.

193
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,100
Most of them simply accept their fate.

194
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,500
But legal help needn't be expensive.

195
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:34,000
All these children have secured their freedom
through Langley and Allchurch.

196
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:39,500
If you're held captive and forced to write puns
against your will, why not call us today?

197
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,900
We're here to help.

198
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:50,300
(John) Whenever these two meet,
we're reminded of that unforgettable struggle

199
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,400
in the final of 1968,
the amateur championship.

200
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,700
The game lasted nine hours
before Uzliam wore out Solowka.

201
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,600
- We can see a snatch of that.
- (David) Great.

202
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:07,700
(man) What a super match we've been
treated to by these two Eastern-bloc players.

203
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,800
I remember the last time they met
was during the Cuban missile crisis.

204
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,500
Such an absorbing game

205
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:20,100
that it certainly took my mind off
that confrontation between the superpowers.

206
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:27,800
I really don't think I can recall such tension.
The atmosphere here absolutely electric.

207
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,900
Marvellous stamina from these two.

208
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,100
Oh, my goshl
Solowka has blinkedl It's all overl

209
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,200
What a terrific performance from the Russianl
Absolutely outstandingl

210
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,900
(John) Lovely to hear
Raymond Sledge's commentary there.

211
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,300
The voice of stare-out
for so many years.

212
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:24,800
# I think I'm going back to Massachusetts...

213
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,100
Maurice...

214
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,300
Maurice...

215
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,900
Maurice!

216
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,800
(click)

217
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,800
(many gunshots)

218
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,100
- No-o-o-o-o-o-o...
- (gunshots continue)

219
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,000
...o- o-o-o-o-o-o-o...

220
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
(gunshots continue)

221
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100
...o- o-o-o-o-o-o...

222
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,600
...o- o-o-o!

223
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,600
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...

224
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,300
...o- o-o!

225
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,200
# Something's telling me I must go home...

226
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,400
I'm coming, Chaka!

227
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500
(sobs)

228
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,500
I think all that speculation in the papers
has made Solowka even more determined

229
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:07,800
to prove his detractors wrong. He's worked
very hard to train for this championship.

230
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,700
You've watched him training, David,

231
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,200
and we can now show you at home
some of the footage of that training.

232
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:18,600
(David) Here he is, this is Solowka
actually in training here,

233
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:22,600
and my goodness me, what a sight.

234
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:28,300
You know, he is a master,
and there we see a master at work.

235
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,600
He uses the metronome there
to keep the rhythm.

236
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:39,000
He just stares at himself
for ten hours every day.

237
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:45,700
And I suppose if you were getting £10,000
for exhibition matches, as he does,

238
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,500
you'd train that hard as well.

239
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,400
Ray, hi.

240
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,700
- Right!
- Don't say a word. I know you're angry.

241
00:20:54,800 --> 00:21:00,300
Just don't say another word. Go to that top
drawer and have a look. Go on, have a look.

242
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,600
Oh, look!

243
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,800
Puppies!

244
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,200
- Hello, puppies. Aren't you lovely?
- Hello!

245
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,200
Aw!

246
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,400
Taxi!

247
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
That's interesting.
Small scissors. How's the BP doing?

248
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,000
- BP normal, pulse 102.
- Great.

249
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:35,200
Can you get some more swabs, please, nurse?
It's getting a bit messy. Right, thank you.

250
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,900
I'm not sure about this, actually.
It looks a bit unusual.

251
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,800
I'm going to give Bob Metcalf a ring
and make sure, OK?

252
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,000
You guys hold the fort,
I'll be back in two seconds.

253
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,800
Hi, Bob. It's Peter here. Hi.

254
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,800
Yeah, look, I'm doing
a routine exploratory on Mrs Brooks,

255
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:05,900
and I've noticed she's got a rather sticky
aortic valve, and I was a little... Worried, yeah.

256
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:12,200
Really? Great. No, no, that's fantastic, exactly
what I needed to know. Brilliant. OK. Super.

257
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,000
All right, I'll see you at...

258
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,100
Yeah, OK, yeah. OK.

259
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,900
No, I wanted... yeah.
I wanted to be sure, and... you know.

260
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,100
All right, brilliant. I'll s...
Yeah, I'll see you on the...

261
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,500
Yep. (laughs)

262
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:32,000
Well, no, you were the... Yeah.
OK, listen, I really do h...

263
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,000
Yeah, OK, I do have...

264
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,500
Yeah. I've got to go,
I do have to go, Bob. Sorry.

265
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,100
Oh! OK.

266
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,600
Yeah, OK. Yeah. OK.

267
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,100
Yeah, right. No. OK, look...

268
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,600
I'm doing an operation.
I do have to go, Bob.

269
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,800
Let's... Yeah, OK.

270
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:57,200
Dr Grey's fallen. I've... yeah. OK.

271
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,600
OK.

272
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,100
I...

273
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,100
OK. Well...

274
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,100
OK. Right, let me...

275
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,800
OK, I'm... Bye-bye.
I do... Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

276
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,900
No... Yeah... I've...

277
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,900
Right. OK. No. Um...

278
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,700
Right, yes, she's, um...
No, she's dead, I think. She's dead.

279
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,900
She's gone, we've lost her.

280
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,500
No, I can talk now. It's fine.

281
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,200
Did you?
Well I was wondering, but...

282
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,000
Yeah, OK.
Well, listen, let me... Yeah.

283
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,600
OK. Yeah.

284
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:40,000
(John) Both players biding their time, waiting
to exploit a chink in their opponent's defence.

285
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:44,200
Uzliam hasn't budged one inch. Impassive.

286
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:49,300
Oh, I sayl That's something
we don't expect to see at staring.

287
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,500
Attention-seeker trying to steal the headlines
from the serious business of staring.

288
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,600
(David) Extraordinary, that was.
Absolutely extraordinary.

289
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:02,500
(John) Look at the concentration
on the players' faces. Pure professionalism.

290
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:07,900
(David) Not a flicker. Not a flicker. There was
a fellow standing there with his, uh...

291
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:13,800
Well, what can you call it? ...hanging out,
and they didn't budge an inch.

292
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,600
(John) You've got to say the boys in blue,
the police, acted very promptly.

293
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,500
And that's the last that spectator
will see of this match.

294
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,900
(David) Yeah. (laughs)

295
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000
(John) Doubtless pop up on a "what
happened next?" in some sports programme.

296
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,100
(David) Extraordinary stuff.

297
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,800
(woman screaming)

298
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,900
(sobs)

299
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,200
It's all right, madam.
Everything's going to be fine.

300
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,800
Now just make your way to me nice and easy,
there's a good girl.

301
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,800
Nearly there, nearly there.
Are you all right?

302
00:24:55,900 --> 00:25:00,600
Not long to go.
Hold tight. Hold tight. Nearly there.

303
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,000
Oh, you're a brave girl.

304
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:08,100
Yeah, nearly there. Nearly there. Well done,
you're a brave girl. There we go.

305
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,100
- Are you all right?
- Are you OK, love?

306
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,200
- That must have been quite toxic.
- It was.

307
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,000
- Is there any smoke in your lungs?
- No.

308
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:18,000
- I carried her from the top.
- I saw you, it was really good.

309
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
(siren)

310
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,500
- Are you all right, love?
- Yeah, I think so.

311
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,100
Those show-jumpers, they saved me.

312
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,500
Look, it really is best to wait for us.
They don't know what they're doin', them lot.

313
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Oi! Oi! No!

314
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:45,100
Get off there!

315
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,900
- (fireman) Let us through.
- (show-jumper) We'll do it.

316
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,600
No, you go away! You just get off!
Just... both of you...

317
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:56,900
- We've done it before.
- I don't care, I've had enough of this.

318
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,800
- Look, just go away!
- (they protest)

319
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:04,100
I don't care. Look, I want you to go.
You're just trouble!

320
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:09,000
Yeah, get 'em back, mate.
Back behind the cars.

321
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:13,600
There's falling masonry.
Get 'em out of there, go on!

322
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,900
I'm losing pressure!

323
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,500
What the? Oi!

324
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,000
- I'm trying to adjust the pressure.
- Just leave it!

325
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,600
- It's dripping.
- It doesn't matter! Get away!

326
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,100
Just clear off!

327
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,900
- What are you doing?
- It's locked. I'll have to go in with this.

328
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,600
Ow!

329
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:39,800
- Do you want me to hold the axe for you?
- No, I don't! Just go away. Move back.

330
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,200
(show-jumper) You're doing such a good job.

331
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,900
Thanks for that,
but you have to go over there.

332
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,900
Behind the fire engine, just to the left of it.
You see? Look. Look!

333
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,300
That's where you have to go,
and go now. Go now. Honestly.

334
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,400
No! Just go away!
Just go away!

335
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:12,000
All right, you can give us a hand.
It's nearly out. Not all of you, just one of you.

336
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,000
You, tall skinny lad, come here.
What's your name?

337
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,300
- Chris.
- What?

338
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,800
- Chris.
- Chris, right, come round, get a hold.

339
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,300
Come on. Get hold of that.

340
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,100
No, keep your eye on the job. Keep your eye
on the job. Look where... Look where you're at.

341
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,100
No, don't do that. No, that's...

342
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,000
- Look, do you want to do it or not?
- Yes.

343
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:38,700
That's it. No, no, that's just stupid.
You're not gonna do anything like that.

344
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,900
Down a bit. Bring it down.

345
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,000
No, down more. That's it. Good lad.
Hey, you've got it, you've got it. That's it.

346
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:49,300
No. No. No, now... Look...

347
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,200
Get off. Get off.

348
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:56,500
You've spoilt... No, you've spoilt it, that's it.
No, all of you. None of you, none of you.

349
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,600
No. Down a bit, that's it.

350
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,800
You're not paintin' a bloody house. There!

351
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,300
You're next.
All of you, back. You've had a go.

352
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,300
That's it. Down a bit.
Move it down a bit, that's it.

353
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,300
You're aiming at the base of the fire, right?

354
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,900
All right, you next. OK.

355
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,900
Get a good hold of it.

356
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,900
That's it.

357
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:22,200
You're a natural, you.
Excellent, very good.

358
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:26,300
Right, bring it round a little bit. That's it.

359
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,000
Very good. OK, you've had your go.
That's it. Let go.

360
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,000
No, let go.

361
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,400
Come on, hold it properly.
It's not a toy.

362
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,500
(she shrieks with glee)

363
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,400
- Right, you've had enough. Come on.
- Aw! They had longer.

364
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,200
- No, they didn't.
- They had longer!

365
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:47,700
Don't fight over it. Don't fight over it.

366
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,400
No. Now get away.
You've all had a go, that's it.

367
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,500
Now are you happy?
You've all had a go. Now piss off!

368
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:58,900
Visiontext Subtitles: Rob Colling