All l'm saying is, be very careful. Watch out, that's all.
(murmurs) Don't wanna watch out when... (laughs)
Well, l'm serious. No, but l'm serious.
Yeah. lt's not that l'm afraid of it.
- l'm not afraid of commitment. - No, l...
Anyway, do convince her first, because l...
(patriotic music)
Mrs Jenkins, bombs have fallen here for the last three nights.
How should we respond to Herr Hitler?
We can't take much more of this. l think we should surrender, and the sooner the better.
Mr Davies, what's morale like after this last bombing?
Well, obviously, morale is very low.
The German fighter pilots are better than our boys.
l think we should surrender unconditionally.
Well, Mr Trubshaw, after all this,
do you think our boys should go to Berlin and give Herr Hitler a taste of his own medicine?
No. That would infuriate the Germans further.
What we want is peace without honour.
We should give the Germans whatever they want, and get the whole thing over with.
There you have it. Despite the persistent bombing, British resolve's as great as ever.
And the message is clear - London can take it.
- lt's nice. lt's not too much, is it? - No.
- Uncle Bill, we were saying that when it's... - (scraping)
..we might go to Turkey. You were in Turkey once, weren't you?
Yes, l was in Turkey once.
Right.
- lt is to darkness, that vilest creature. - (man) Ah!
Menus. Lovely.
- There are specials as well. - Thank you. Could we have some water?
- Yes, of course. - Thank you.
Ooh. Looks nice.
Oh, yes.
Oh, l like the look of bean and chorizo stew.
Can you see anything that interests you, Uncle Bill?
l regret to inform you, l have discovered something of the gravest importance.
What now?
lf you turn the menu upside down, take away the first three letters of each line,
the remaining letters read as ancient Aramaic, the language of Jesus and his disciples.
l really don't think...
True talk of God!
l've spent the last ten years of my life trying to prove that your son is the Dissolute One,
as predicted by the Book of Revelations - the Antichrist.
And now that l have finally found proof, you mock me!
Please. Not here.
lt is all here.
ln the time of Jeheth,
the child born of Satan must be taken hence to a place of worship.
Firstly, taketh the instrument, then plunge to the heart.
(speaks in tongues)
Wait. Please don't...
Jesus, Uncle. Can you not show a bit of tact?
You know, l mean...
You could've waited until we got home.
Sorry.
Anyway, what are you having?
Um...
- Char-grilled chicken, please. - Right.
Let's synchronise our watches. This is about timing. We can't afford to lose a second.
The sooner we get going, the less chance there is of us getting killed or captured.
OK. ln ten seconds, it will be exactly 1 800 hours.
Eight, seven,
six, five,
four, three,
two, one.
Let's go.
Taylor, what are you doing?
Just waiting for the hand to go to the 1 2.
Yeah, but you're gonna be behind us now.
All right, let's do it again. Do it again.
ln 59 minutes and 1 5 seconds, it will be 1 900 hours.
''After three years, Raskolnikov would be freed,
his debt to society paid, and he could live again.''
- The end. - Read it again! Read it again.
All right. Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky.
''St Petersburg in the winter is a lonely place,
the bitter cold serving to isolate the inhabitants
from the warmth of human contact.''
(piano music)
The Composer's Dilemma
(man, in German) The lnstitute of Technology, Leipzig.
Dr Hermann Greisler, lnstitute Director.
''Herr Doktor, my symphony must be finished in time for the Party Congress. ''
''But l must lecture at many universities throughout the Democratic Republic. ''
''How to solve this problem?''
Frau Helga Kerbb, Chief Designer.
The Composer's Dilemma.:
how to write a composition whilst driving a motor car.
This will be a stern test
for the hard working men and women of the lnstitute.
''Ah, Doktor Greisler, it is good to see you againl''
''l think we have solved your dilemmal''
(voices muted)
''l am happy that is the outcome. ''
Well done, Doktor Greisler, Frau Kerbb and the staff of the lnstitute.
You have shown that East Germany leads the way in technical innovationl
Finish
What a marvellous view.
What wonderful air. What a perfect day.
l feel so wonderfully, blissfully happy.
Yes.
l love you so much, Kate.
For the first time in my life, l feel there are no clouds on the horizon. Everything's perfect.
Are you happy too, my love?
Yes. Yes.
Sometimes you seem a little distant. ls anything wrong?
No, no.
lt isn't me, is it? There's nothing l wouldn't do to make you happy.
lt isn't you.
l can't wait till we start a family.
Can you imagine, darling, returning in four or five years with a little family of our own?
lf our first is a boy, we shall call him Jack.
Charles, there's something l've been meaning to say to you.
Look, l... l'll come straight to the point.
You have a huge nose,
and l don't know if l can marry somebody with a nose that big.
My nose? You've never mentioned it before.
Yes, well, l... l thought it would be unfair.
Perhaps l should mention that one of your feet looks like a duck's.
Charles!
That is so unfair to mention that.
That's why l thought we would be so perfect together. My big nose, your duck's foot.
Or whatever it is ducks... Whatever they have for feet.
Yes, well, maybe we should just call it a day.
And you've got a big arse.
This butcher's shop's been in the family for four generations.
l remember being stood here as a little lad.
ln fact, when l were very small, l used to sneak out the back there.
Watch me dad set about preparing the shop for the day.
He'd be up at five, sharpenin' his knives and mincin' his sausages.
Slicin' off a few nice pieces of bacon - real thick, like.
And he'd hang his sausages up in the window,
and he'd set out his trays of chopped liver and kidney,
minced lamb, pig's trotters...
And then... when he went to the door, flipped the ''closed'' sign,
it were like he were stepping onto a stage. You know what l mean?
- And like his customers were his audience. - (bell)
- Mrs Pendlebury, what can l do for you? - Hello, Derek, love.
A pound of your best braising steak, please, and cut the fat off it.
- You know how Stanley likes it. - Certainly, my love. Coming right up.
(grunts)
(sound of helicopter)
(Derek) Jeff.
- l'm here, Jeff. - (gunfire and explosions)
l'm coming, Jeffl
l'm coming to save you, Jeffl
Jeff, l'm comingl Hold on, Jeffl
l love you, Jeffl
No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
There you go, Mrs P. Just as you like it.
Thanks, Derek. l'll see you next week.
Have a lovely day.
(whistles)
..which has netted us a considerable gain. Now... (clears throat)
Excuse me. Dominic, could you get me some water, please? Thank you.
This revenue from the service sector will be distributed equally
between research and development, stock buy-back and purchases in the East.
Which brings me very neatly onto our progress in Near Asia.
lt's been a goal of this company...
- Sir Michael? - Yes, Dominic?
Such a nice day outside.
Do you think we could have our strategic planning meeting out on the grass?
Good morning. This is your captain speaking.
Just thought l'd reassure you that everything's under control, and there's no cause for alarm.
We are, however, experiencing one or two problems.
Our team of cabin attendants have been taken poorly, and are consequently out of action.
lf there is any passenger aboard with experience of catering or food distribution,
or indeed wearing a lot of make-up,
if they could make themselves known to one of the crew, we'd be grateful.
Thank you.
Well?
Mm. Dunno. We're off the map on this one, Jeff.
Excuse me...
Hello? Hello? Um...
Someone's just asked me for a cup of coffee.
OK. Look in front of you. What can you see?
Um... s-some cups and some small cartons of milk.
Can you see a large pot?
Right.
God, there's nothing in it.
Er... OK, l'll try that.
Um...
- Would you like some tea instead, sir? - Um... yeah, OK. Yeah. That'll be fine.
OK.
- Excuse me. Can you take this? - Um...
Take the rubbish, and put it in a bag.
- (static) - Hello? Hello?
Jenny? She can't hear me.
Um...
Why don't l take that from you, madam, and, uh, put it in this black bin liner?
You don't wanna sit there with all that mess at your table.
She's gonna be just fine.
Tea or coffee?