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Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew

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(Fran) No... No...

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Oh, maybe. No. No.

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"Sales manager
in a huge department store."

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- Too busy.
- "Beautician on a cruise liner"?

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Too boaty.

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Oh. First line. Oh, yes.

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It was all the colours in here,
they put me off.

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We have to do something!

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Let's go out for Sunday lunch.

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- All right.
- Where? Where?

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(Laughs)

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What?

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What was that? "Where? Where?"

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I was just excited!

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This is a very difficult time
but you should get help.

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So I should talk to a...

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Ah, yes, that bit.

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Yes, yes, I remember now.

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(Laughs)

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(Man) Very poor, very poor!

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- Didn't hear that!
- We hate that book.

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Mr Bailey, off set!

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Look, look. Aren't they lovely?

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Ahh.

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No, no, no, no, NO!

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OK!

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The director's asking if it's the book.

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Do you really need these?

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(Whispers) What do I say?

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Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!

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That's how they should run schools.

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The teacher says this whole number
squiggle thing in the mathth classth.

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Ahhh, hello! Sorry.

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I didn't like the shape.

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(Straining)

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I didn't like the shape of the numbers!

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What'll I do with that extra pound? Eh?

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I'll add an acre to my grounds.

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I'll thruck some... Ah, fuck it.

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- Thruck?
- Well, I'll try but it's...

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It'll be fine. Plenty of oomph.

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(Fran) "Oomph"?

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(Whimpers)

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(Muffled) What's this for?

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(Whimpers)

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(Shrieks and sobs)
What did you do that for?

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(Both laugh)

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(Man) It was in the script.

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Sorry, it's just...

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- That went right up my nose.
- I'm sorry.

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Sex! Sexy... sex!

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All right! Anything for a tenant.

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When... (Laughs)

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You wanna see the back.

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She's not "that girl",
this is the woman I love.

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- (Clunk)
- Ow!

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Ohhh...

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(Laughs)

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Why isn't the phone ringing?

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Enough. The pub. Come on, Manny.

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I won't bother, I'II... too used... I'm... use...

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Oh, fuck.

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What are you doing?

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- (Phone ringing)
- (Laughs)

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Stop it! Naughty!

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(Ringing)

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Bad! Bad!

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What are you looking at?

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- Cut that.
- He was looking for the knobs line.

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- Oh, fuck it!
- Don't worry.

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I'm not playing for you ever again.

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Well, if you can pick it dup... dub... jub jub.

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Sorry.

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(Man) Knobs!

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- Oh, fucking knobs!
- Knobs!

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# My old man's a dustman,
he wears a dustman's hat

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# He wears cor-blimey trousers

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# Oh, what a load of crap #

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Yes, oh, yes, oh, yes!

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Oh, for fuck's sake!

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I don't fucking... OK, can we go again?

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- What do you want?
- A tenner.

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I have to take a taxi to my evening class.

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Evening class? What are you doing?

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I hope you're wearing
your Heat-B-Gone booties.

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Yes. I didn't quite get
enough good purchase.

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That family I found -
I met them, I became one of them,

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and now I really want to get rid of them.

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Right.

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(Sucking noises)

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(Snorts)

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- Can I have a cloth, please?
- (Man) Yep. Cloth? For hands.

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(Man) Thanks, Shane.

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Can I have some glove puppets, please?

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That family I found -
I met them, I became one of them,

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now I really...

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I'm so sorry. You should see his face!

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Do you wanna try it without him?

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It's written here in the ledger.

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Williams...

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So, Mr Information Man,
how do I get out?

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OK, what about this?

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I'll call Gus. He'll sort us out. Trust me.

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But what about me?
I swear, Manny, if I get fired, I'II...

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I'II...

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(Laughs)

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- Sorry...
- Oh. Ah.

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Who's Nugent?

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She won't know
until you let her go to the job.

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What job?

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W-W-Woo...

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- Wa-Woo-What job? I...
- Cut!

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What was wrong with that?

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Oh, hello, Gus.

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Long time no speaky.

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Oh. What time did you get out?

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Oh, damn it!

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"What time did you get out?"

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"Oh, they usually let us out of prison
about half-past three."

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(Wheezing laugh)

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Cut!

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Here we go, then. Three, two, one, fire.

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- (People groaning)
- It's like the Battle of Britain!

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Bull's-eye.

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Should I bring this?

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Who's suffering now? You tell me! Ha!

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(Man) OK.

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Yeah, Simon, send the groupies in now.

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You dropped 'em off?

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Watford Gap?
You're having a laugh, aren't you?

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Give us a shout
when we get to Scratchwood.

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I'm down to me last bottle of Matey.

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Yeah, and take it easy as well, yeah?

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Ah, life on the road, eh?

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(Burps)

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(Laughs)

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- OK, cut.
- That was good.

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What a ridiculous job!

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- It's just insane!
- (Man) What have you been drinking?

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Rubbish! Not enough mint! Manny!

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Do you have the tower of soup?

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(Squelching)

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- That's a log! It's a log!
- It fell over!

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(Man 1) Let's just go from...
(Man 2) Hold on a second, please.

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Oh, go on. And then when you get
a girlfriend, I'll give you a reference.

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I'll lie for you, I'll say you're OK.

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Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew